apparently it's not uncommon for elderly people at the end of life to book a cruise then just tip themselves over the edge into the depths below

just realised Bilbo didn't even have an invisibility cloak that was Harry Potter, it was the ring that made him invisible

first the Moe Syzlak makeup gun and now this what a fucking retard, my mind is mush.

Do you ever feel tired? I often feel tired.

looking at pictures of myself from a year ago and I look much, MUCH younger and better back then than I do now despite being fitter and stronger now than I was then

never turn 30 lads. And if you do turn 30 and it's not over yet, rest assured that it will be over soon.