Thread 214026449

bananarama

Das fuckin right crackers

>>214026467
Shant

>>214026467
Is this edish about Scots?

thoughts on natalie wynn deleting her twitter?

it ain't what you poo it's the way that you poo it

good lads
get that hate symbol our of my ancestral homeland

>>214026499
sounds like she lost

These goldfish have incredible flavors but no nutrients.

Nth for Cathy's poos.

>>214026534
go to pol with your outrage bait

got stung by a wasp

I think I shall go for a walk tomorrow, weather permitting of course

>>214026499
>her

mad that there thousands of people whos whole lives revolve around twitter, current events, politics and streamers.

>>214026574
and posting on 4chan with vpns (you)

Oh we're crushing it at gymtoil to the tune of modest mouse x
https://youtu.be/n9ZADHnlgdM?si=YSiwmy1tbrw8NX91

>>214026600
bit rich coming from an american whos toil directly funds israel but there you go

about to scran and play cyberpunk lacs

>>214026600
you're on the wrong board
get a clue

>>214026519
you can strain hard don't mean a thing take it easy and then your poo will swing?

sick of it all
sick to bastard death of it

Tonight’s before bed snack is one of my favourites but it always makes my Amer question why she married me :joy: :joy:
Toasted beigal, tin of sardines & I’m gonna smoother them in tobacco sauce. I’ll wash it all down with a glass full of fat milk.

I wish this country had Latinas
Indians are not a good enough substitute

>>214026715
there's a few cute Spanish/Portuguese girls knocking about, that's about as close as you'll get

>>214026688
Maybe you'll kill yourself and spare us your pedo freak posts.

>>214026704
looking sharp!!

Incredible how vivid dreams can be, if they were not a standard part of life they would not be out of place in a fantasy story. Last nights, I was having a fancy dinner with my ex girlfriend, my hand in hers - it all felt so real.

>>214026768
actually going to bed now. night x

>>214026704
are you the guy who lives in kansas city?

>>214026797
now imagine how it felt to dream in pre-industrial times. imagine being a caveman and having a vision indistinguishable from reality.

went to bed at 10 in my clothes again . now im up too early and will be zonked by the time toil starts ffs

give him a smooch rorke!

>>214026800
do an edward hicks post

>>214026817
take the entire tribe on a dangerous pilgrimage based on some dream bullshit or waste all their resources building a temple to your childhood trauma

ive got an alarm clock that consistently wanders further and further away from the real time . a few weeks ago it was 15 minutes out. it's now half an hour early

Image of Europe’s leaders gathered around Trump captures the moment. In the last 20 years, Europe has become more dominated by Washington than ever during the Cold War. Theories abound, but the most believable one is that Western European elites have all their money tied up in the lucrative US ponzi stock market as well as Cayman Island tax havens under Z.O.G.’s control replacing Swiss banks.

>>214026846
that's how life is meant to be. go on hunt toil, pick berries, be racist to neanderthals...

>>214026835
night

if there was a democracy olympics, america would be too busy oiling up their muscles while a team of indians scurries around behind them collecting every medal

>214026858
Gravity affects the passage of time.
Seriously.
A clock in the basement ticks slower than one upstairs.

>>214026858
sounds like you got a cheap shitty alarm clock then

>>214026896
shut up

good morning sirs

>>214026916
Get them in, get them housed, get them wanked, and get them on bennies.

>>214026884
theyre running out of frontiers . profits are entirely dependent on building a canary wharf in eastern ukraine and gaza to be staffed by AI chatbots

there's nothing else to be done

>>214026917
phwoooaaarrr

hammering a poo

the jingle does get pretty annoying to be fair

big poo + toffee hammer = funbelievable

>>214027024
I reckon a big hammer would be more splatterific.

Your thoughts on "the o-word?"

>>214027011
prices a rip off too

>>214027055
iced coffee and islanders

>>214027011
'Senseless'. Detailing the brutal murder of a Turkish immigrant selling icecream to a group of teenagers

splashing a poo
belittling a poo
romanticizing a poo
elucidating a poo
corrupting a poo
enticing a poo
marinating a poo

giz a sniff Emma

ostracising a poo

>>214026534
Mongs

>>214027074
What about the schooners and late night ventures to Hungry Jacks?

wearing my expensive designer pants today just incase the toilfu wants to have sex with me

>>214027055
As an on again off again obese man, put us all in camps and work us to health or death.

portuguese are not latino
we are white

>>214027144
FONT

Todays anthem is Dancing in the Club - MJ Lenderman Version by This Is Lorelei

might start calling mumberg "ma" like an italian mobster

Dug myself into a deep dark hole but im ready to go to war for every inch on the journey back out x

>>214027182
every inch of bbc yeah

>>214027163
I work with a portuguese lass and she is considerably swarthy

Dunno if I can view women as individuals without pedestalising them.

how would your life change if you found out your toilfu had a willy

>>214027200
troubling
suppose your mother didn't really nurture you correctly

>>214027205
Bum him and run

https://youtu.be/ef568d0CrRY

Kino

Once met a woman who was an individual.

Just the once.

>>214027200
Shagging a couple 40 something women fixed this for me. They're animals like everyone else they are just look like angels when theyre young and beautiful

>>214027216
Nah she was schizophrenic and had little substance to her character, nor consistency in her behaviour. Don't think I can fit a woman inside my head, see her as she is, not as I want her to be. During our final exchange the last woman I "loved" told me "I think you are infatuated with women generally, not me specifically"

Imagine the smell

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755756323540270.webm

When I see someone I'm attracted to my mind automatically tries to gross me out by imagining them wiping they nasty ass after doing a poo and having pooey toilet paper stuck to they arsehole and imagine their pussy discharge and bloated period bellies and then i stop being attracted to them and put them back in their place

>>214027218
get me a sippy cup and an ipad with mismatched headphones to watch this on because im profoundly autistic

>>214027228
I'd give this a go, but I don't do casual sex and I couldn't date an older woman. Guess I'm buggered

>>214027247
you must be gay if this doesnt just make you leak precum

I bought a car on finance and I could be owed thousands

>>214027205
would probably send me spiralling into alcoholism

No fucking way man. They're now openly admitting White Genocide.

>I don't do casual sex

we know mate

>>214027279
someone slowpoke this cunt

not sure what to wear to toil today

i don't do casual wanks

>>214027269
I am attracted to the idea of women but as for actually getting down to the nitty gritty? not too bothered, probably am asexual or something, im far less horny than the average man, thats for sure. Sex seem gross and unnecessary to me, men are equally gross. The only sexual thing ive enjoyed irl is receiving blowjobs/handjobs as other peoples genitals is a bit much for me but im yet to find a gf who is ok with sex just being giving me blowjobs/handjobs and thats ok, I dont blame them

opinions on the use of the word 'clanker' ?

i think it's wrong because robots will have feelings soon

>>214027218
Thank you based zoomers

>>214027250
I was hooked and laughing at their shenanigans. It's peak

your pollen

>>214027310
looks like ice cream aha x

the UK is lost (desu)

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>>214027384
Mine is just women farting.

kino incoming

'tein shake and a plain can of tuna down the gullet thats the name of the gain

>bloated period bellies
Corrspafferald

>>214027326
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_of_the_Roman_Republic

Rome's peak era

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

Got £3.60 to my name, can't wait to get my tezzer meal deal at lunchtime

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

current ck3 game

been wearing the same clothes for 3 days, been sleeping in them, nobody has said anything

make fart not war

>>214027416
100k in stocks, -£6k in credit card debt - I am become Jew

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>214027430
only cause its socially awkward to tell people when they smell easier to just walk away asap

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

this is a bot right

used to have over 100k in savings but putting it all on a place to live. leaving myself with hopefully 20k emergency fund

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>214027427
VVVVVVVVGH ROMANIA

>>214027461
Which region? If I was a brit I wouldnt put a dime down on any place not near a natural area. Cant imagine living an entire life in East Anglia or East Midlands it would be like being American and never leaving Delaware

>>214027398
kinda wish you were dead

>>214027533
rude

>>214027516
what's a natural area

>>214027533
it's time to begin putting your energy elsewhere

>>214027469
who is that lad, lad ?

Poo

>>214027516
jockland

GCSE results day today
might head out on the town this evening

>>214027588
Erm

toil for one (1) more day before I go on holidays for nearly a month haha

>>214027600
get in there turt, come to uk

>>214027557
that was my first and second post on the topic

>>214027324
wheres all the fucking pollen gone

ok the orange blossom candle is lit the sandalwood incense is burning the hello beautiful and pretty as a peach perfumes have been sprayed and I am now reclining on the bed sipping the strawberry cherry peach lemonade

Pardon me /brit/, yank coming through

Zoomers are weird

we smelt ya coming haha ;)

>>214027643
go away

Pardon me /brit/, yank coming through

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755640771360611.webm

>>214027649
Im one
Im not weird

fizzy grapefruit peach orangeade

heard a little madam year 7 student the other day organising her entire year group chat with nearly 200 people in it. seems a bit nerdy but ngl i inda wish my year had been that inclusive

>>214027661
how does he wipe

>>214027683
it was you just weren't invited

>>214027714
well jokes on them. im planning something for the reunion. let's just say it'll be an explosive surprise

>>214027680
hehe ^_^

Morning my lovelies x

>>214027683
too nervous to post in a group chat with only 5 people in it me

Catberg (female) is in heat
Shes got her arsehole arched up begging for a male cat to come along and shag her

The amount of biomass I see where I work is insane.

The area is unrecognisable from even 2019. The Boriswave was absolutely insane. Classic case of jews overplaying their hand.

Sucking a 'ffee

>>214027772
Don't get any ideas.

>>214027770
ai slop

>>214027772
On a related note my cock is smaller than a cat's

bet they got up to some reet dirty muck

>>214027783
spirited away is boring. there I said it!

>>214027783
Ugly mug for such a beautiful young woman

>>214027807
doubt he could get an erection

Your party bros... I thought we were polling 15%
What about the 600,000 members?

Don't become gay
Never become gay

>>214027830
>What about the 600,000 members?
Must have been indian bots

Good morning to all National Socialists and Fascists.

>>214027851
I think it may be too late for my lad. I have the gay in my brain now.

>>214027830
your party SURGE

>>214027279
What's with leftypol describing any opinions or people they don't like as "weird" recently
Like they're in the school playground trying to ostracise a peer
Even more odd is they'll say it about majority views

>>214027851
SIR YES SIR

>>214027858
eerily similar to AI arsehole logos

gcse results day

>>214027873
They're just retards, no other explanation

just figured out how to walk with only one crutch lads. can finally carry a cup of tea. VERY good start to the day.

heap of bag
or
go happy

sick of the rust mong (singular) at toil
fuck off with your rust SHITE

>>214027873
Because amongst all the parties involved, the capitalist labour and land owners, the migrant hordes, the government pen pushers, and the common man, it is only the bleeding heart leftists who believe in the notion that all men are created equal, and that we are all the same.

>>214027873
American leftist political trend in 2024 which they shamelessly dog.
Can't talk about remigration though, wouldn't want to be Americanised now

>>214027952
Excuse me?

>>214027970
rustmong

I am a wise gooner

I'M IN A FREE FALL LIKE A SNOWFLAKE FALLING
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
DOWN

4 months till Christmas lads.

>racist adjacent

a thin writed phenotype thin coined this term

feeling positive about my foot

>>214027279
https://x.com/johnmcternan/status/1065023238567280640

Thought that nose looked a bit crooked

>>214027919
all the leftypols counterprotesting at hotels can surely house all these young doctors and engineers

a day of toiling, a cofveve to be sucked

um...

>>214028005
Well that's good.

r/chavsinthongs

:)

this is the most Friday coded Thursday ever

I just really like her energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDA0VIFdBIQ&t=2315s

>>214027279
>a better london has been created
I wonder if this guy actually lives in London.

>>214028023
wtf, this is blokes

>>214028049
Wouldn't be surprised. White Londoners are cultilke in their defense of woggification.

>>214028049
He lives the Peckham rye, the extremely gentrified bit

I am NOT transphobic. I have the utmost respect for ALL trans people.

However this meme I thought was funny.

>>214028069
not me, get em in the blender

one more week until the kirby dlc releases
will be nice to have a game to play so I can spend less time on 4chan/wanking

the world is so loud
keep falling
I'll find you

>>214028111
shit off m8

I couldn't finish the Final Fantasy VII Remake because I kept having to shut the game off and goon to Tifa r34 porn.

>>214028188
I couldn't finish it because it's boring and shit

>>214028188
Same but for Yuffie

>>214028188
grow up

>>214028100
just say you hate trans people and go

>>214028107
whats wrong with her undercarriage

I hate trannies, I'm staying

>>214028173
it's going to be ok
don't worry

>>214028214
I genuinely don't.

>>214026534
POKEMON GO IN IRL!
also thers nothing wrong with this. just a bunch of peope working together - stay mad, christcuck

my gf

>>214026534
Surprised this was even reported, conservatards want people to think Judaism and Christianity are inseparable.

>>214028264
the rapefu

now he's spamming ugly trans people

>>214028214
They're lovely, perfectly stable and normal people.

big fan of drone fail videos like that one with the guy taking off on a motorway and hitting a truck straight away lol

thoughts?

>>214028293
None whatsoever. My mind is a desolate void.

>>214028264
big fan of the hair and cardigan
utterly monstrous face thoughever

>>214028279
but how does this affect you PERSONALLY?

>>214028188
hate when that happens

I think I've only ever seen 2 trannies in my life why are rorkes so obsessed with them?

>>214028264
big fan of the dogshit hair and the dogshit cardigan

>>214028317
yeah it's a sexy hair look on wimmen
and cardigans are cute because pale white girls wear them and they always look relaxed and comfy and ready for a fingering
ngl though lad I do like the thought of having my taint licked by a brazilian she-male

>>214028264
fucking btich

>>214028332
one of them was your mum without her makeup on

>>214026534
I hate them so much

(tourists)

>>214028325
they're an abomination

>>214028216
fatty who lost weight so has loose skin

>>214028325
I see more than two a day

>>214026534
they should be forced to put it back as a palestinian flag

buh bye , toil time

>>214028354
so much hotter when she's plump because the baby needs to eat that fat

>>214028373
already at toil me

>>214028325
I like 'em. I find them interesting. I like interesting people. They're fun to observe. I'd hate for them to disappear.

>>214028354
The ideal maori woman physique

>>214028264
always see this bird posted across multiple boards but I still don't know who she is

>>214028383
nah this is

>>214028380
How are they interesting

>>214028354
bad mistake

>>214028188
Any good links ?

>>214028394
need to sniff that middle part of the shorts that got wedged up her arse crack

>>214028394
nothing particularly special about that arse
mine's nicer than that ffs

I am good looking, thoughtful and clever with a nice thick and long penis. I am not overweight or unhygienic.

I start toil at 9 but will only get out of bed at 10 and arrive to work at 11 since that's when my first meeting is

Nothing to do at toil again. Another 8 and a half hours to go!

>>214028414
ktinm

>>214028407
>tifa_lockhart
>X3D
You're welcome.

>>214028414
Your tinder dating profile?

>>214028412
post it then

>>214028424
>he has to arrive at work
wfh chads don't know this feel

>>214028433
fucking state of that lol. you fucking mongs will wank to anything

>>214028386
daaha nekrasova, an ugly russian woman who does the red scare podcast with a fitter russian woman

she use to date adam friedland from the cumtown podcast

lots of mental lads on 4chan are obsessed with her

wouldn't miss them if they vanished one day. might get a steam deck

>>214028433
grim

>>214028386
my gf

could destroy any of you on the pitch

>>214028325
I've seen/met 4 that I know of. Two of each type. They were all crazy. Two of them tried to sue everyone.

>>214028440
only on Wednesdays and Thursdays fortunately

the two types of maori women

>>214028462
This is exactly my point. They're interesting as fuck. Can't believe that other anon unironically asked 'what is interesting about them.'.

ever been on a cruise ship? is it worth it? gfberg is talking it up as a bucket list item.

>>214028445
does she do porn or something?

I feel like a lot of the comments and posts around her are porn adjacent

>>214028486
Why do you find mentally ill people interesting?

me and my mates when an opportunity to better our lives is within reach

>>214028484
bet the house left is a muffdiver as well

>>214028465
this is anna somebody

she does the red scare podcast and is fit

i have no idea what the podcast is about, there is no possibility of anything of interest being spoken about by 2 russian whores living in new york

>>214028526
>i have no idea what the podcast is about
Lefty bollocks no doubt

>>214028516
LOL

>>214028536
No they're literally race realists and religious fascists now

>>214028465
we love anna dont we folks

this would be £600k in London

>>214028493
good grief

I’m spiritually Mexican

prefer thin, elegant women me

need psychopathic obsessively obsessed with me gf

apparently it's not uncommon for elderly people at the end of life to book a cruise then just tip themselves over the edge into the depths below

>>214028562
they're used up larping whores and should be sent to dachau concentration camp

>>214028605
nah, you don't

Self-checkout? Think I'll self-walkout without paying

>>214028562
Following the grift I see

>>214028606
why

>>214028619
why

>>214028592
Generally don't mind plastic surgery unless it's obvious like her nose. Korean surgeons are better

>>214028632
it's their time

>>214028592
mental that that thing is only 4'11"

>>214028692
>>214028692
>>214028692

>>214028606
couldn't be me (won't be able to afford it)

>>214028659
I literally look exactly like this

>>214028610
Based NS