Thread 213877417

poo seal edish

good thread

>>213877417 (OP)
Did you know that sea lions have ears but seal only have smal lateral holes on their heads?

>>213877677
Would love to put a small hole in your head

>>213877953
>>>/calm-down/

If people with our sorts of values ruled modernity, everything about this society would be at one level the same, and in every other respect completely different. People would still drive contemporary cars, there'd still be jets, and there'd still be supercomputers and so on, but the texture and the nature of life would be different in every respect. How so? Firstly, cultures would be mono-ethnic. Secondly, there would be a respect for the past glories of our civilisation. Thirdly, we would not preface every attempt to be strong by saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry for what we have done..." We're not sorry! And we've stepped over the prospect of being sorry.

>>213877417 (OP)
scream

Grape Stats: I have 27 grapes in my body as we speak.

Reckon one day I will end up spaffing to a tranny and it'll haunt me forever.

Seal Gang! Seal Team Six! Where we at, bros?????

8 year old Lesbians.
8 year old Gays.
8 year old Bisexuals.
8 year old Transsexuals.
8 year old Queers.
8 year old '+'.

>>213879531
You just got graped

would rorke turn a blind eye to this?

>reduces global crime by 70% and eliminates almost all wars
>seen as a unredeemable psychopathic supervillain

Re-reading this manga in 2025 after political radicalization gives you a complete different perspective

>>213879457
>their
thank you for respecting their chosen pronouns :) see it's not that hard is it

>>213879539
He's peng for a troon tbf

So what? No fuckin' ziti now?

>>213879539
would shag him right up his tight pink boipucci

cansnonce has an awful lot of pics of beautiful trans women saved

>>213879583
Light is based.

>>213879539
you get used to it eventually, my gay crisis lasted for under a week

The chris chan wiki is kryptonite for me because like a tic I can't stop compulsively comparing my life to his.

I grew up on ogrish, rotten and liveleak. I've spent over a decade on /b/ but I just can't handle that specific wiki.

>>213879369
If there's no charge then you cannot "escape" because you're free to go. Disingenuous use of language.

>um it just means he escaped being charged
I know what it means but the word escape is heavy with connotations of imprisonment, guilt and 'getting away'.

>>213879578
hijabis LOVE white men

poo seal screaming

>>213879583
what was his end goal

>>213879605
>>213879619
Same probably.
But I would not be gentle.

every time i get close enough with a woman to have sex I realize I hate her on a personal level and lose all interest

>>213879666
she's so gorgeous xx

4chan seems insanely slow lately.
The site is finally dying imo. Makes me think we won't miss much even with the ban.

rorke fumbling over himself to justify this

>>213879691
Moot sold 4chan like a stock with insider information.

>>213879680
that's a nice-looking 'za

one of my fav local joints has a nice ricotta jalapeño pizza

>>213877417 (OP)
Is this real

just got done washing me arsehole and me groin and damn does it feel lush

>>213879726
>why the nazis hate the bloke who defeated the nazis
Bet that's a short article

>go out drinking
>get smashed
>get kicked out of club for "harrassing"
>go to kebab shop next door
>get mugged of phone/wallet/keys
you can't say karma doesn't exist

when someone's on a tearaway posting their flavour of the month tranny in this general I always get a chuckle noting close to 100% of the images are taken in their home or bedroom. Once you notice it you can't unsee it.

These people live in their bedrooms. The woman they think they are doesn't exist outside their home, under the live scrutiny of others. They can only exist in static poses taken as the best out of a dozen different angles and images.

>>213879773
Like merican pizza

>>213879578
Rorke is a closeted homosexual I reckon

Immigration in this country makes no sense. Countless stories of foreign criminals being able to stay because of 'human rights' but the nice Turkish woman who works in my Co op is getting deported just because of an error on her forms, she's never committed any crimes, but computer says no so she has to leave.
Doesn't make any sense.

>>213879756
That was a decade ago.
From 2016-2020, the site was still huge.

Since 2021 the numbers are clear, literally every board is going downhill fast. Some boards like /fit/ and /mu/ are a shadow of what they were 10 years ago.

>>213879791
maybe that's because bigots like you create a hostile and unsafe world where queer folk are afraid to be themselves in public
fuck you

>>213879791
holy TRVKE

>>213879791
My nonbinary sister is like this

>>213879831
People should be afraid to perform their degenerate fetishes in public. In fact they should be harshly punished. Dirty bastards.

>>213879553
8 year old heterosexuals

>>213879831
speak xister

wasted 9 pokeballs on a 1 star Fuecoco award

>>213879803
I heard there's some kind of "one out, one in" scheme. So I guess they have to chuck out some of the harmless and productive ones now to make way for more dangerous muslim psychos

>>213879852
They can pose in my bedroom if they like

wish str*ight people would stop parading their disgusting heterosexuality fetish in public
fucking degenerates the lot of them

>>213879831
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>213879922
nothing wrong with having a quickie in public mate

National Socialism is the ideology of the future, lads.

It has the youth on its side.

>>213879553
Leftypol taken completely by surprise when his 9 year old son comes back from this event wearing lipstick and saying he loves cock

spaino doing his tired old routines I see

>>213879922
funny because most troons are heterosexual men

>>213879897
Once you understand that the government hates you than this all becomes very rational

New Grape Stat: My Penis is the size of a Grape and is regularly mocked by my sexual partners, of which I have many.

Tomorrow belongs to me.

smeared lipstick

>>213879553
are you a Gay man angered by New Homophobia/Old Misogyny/transing of gays and lesbians

>>213879553
this is fake btw

>>213879989
How's that war with Putin going

Fahrenheit 457 is protestant propaganda, they want me to feel bad about the murdering of Laurent by mary the first and also spouse of of phillip the second, the brother of johann von osterreich, the bastard of the habsburg, that freed tunisia (conquered)

>>213879941
yeah got me there, stepped out of the bedroom to take a photo in *checks notes* the baby and toddler section of a shop wearing a shat adult nappy and a shot from Moe Syzlak's makeup gun

a picture of good mental health

>>213879822
Lad, read again, that is what I meant: moot saw the writing on the wall for this hell hole of an abyssal plane a decade ago. Better some other bugger buy and run this place the last 10 -15 year of its relevancy and deal with the close down.

>>213880046
makeup gun was homer's invention
fool

>>213880043
meds

not very good at serving up tbqh. turned it into a big pile of slop.

>>213879971
It's the only possible explanation.

The fastest growing ethnic group in England is Jamaican-Irish mixie-poo
Irishmen NEED a Jamaican wife to feel relaxed

>>213880078
fuck it, still looks corrtastic

>>213880033
no it isn't you lying tranny paedo cunt fucking throw yourself in front of a train

>>213879666
part of the appeal for me is her cock
I would love to see it flopping about uselessly as she rides me, the whole experience would probably make me cum buckets. Just imagine if she came at the same time and how cute that would be

>>213880078
Looks very tasty. Better than anything I've cooked

>>213880078
elton

>>213880073
Phillip liked johann so much he out him to rule the Spanish netherlands

>>213880078
You're supposed to let lasagne cool down before serving, if you dish it up hot it's a sloppy mess.

>>213880078
>big pile of slop.
'zanja the swedish way

>>213880078
still looks pretty lush m8, good job :)

The Belgian just texted me back, he says he'll be on in five minutes

>>213880072
I know I realised too late unfortunately

so used to Moe being the one with a shotgun between the breakdancing for self-defence classes and all the times he brandished it at the bar

>>213880088
>>213880144
kill yourself heathernonce

Best luh Timmy culd do

love reading me always on my kindle reading books

>>213880144
You, like, take turns sexting about bugging each other up the bum. Riveting.

I am a very evil man

black penis fetishist logging in

>>213880144
neoliberal bvll logging in

>>213880185
Weak-chinned dorky Timmies always go down this road. It's almost as if they have no success with white women

>>213880173
Me and the "special girl" in the Jakarta massage shop

>>213880173
If he'd done up the zip I'd have pledged to stop eating Orangutan meat for life right then and there.

>>213880190
Right well that's not a book is it

>>213880078
Looks good, big fan of lasagne

>>213880212
The line between good and evil runs through every human heart

>>213880241
no you're right its thousands of books on one device

Mad how good Guerlain Vetiver smells.

Ordered a pizza
Yes I'm fat

>>213880173
stupid fucking IDIOT mong is wearing it inside out

>>213880267
Done that pedantic freak

>>213880173
he's got it on inside out the FUCKING IDIOT

>spending 4 hours to prep and cook a meal that takes 8 minutes to eat

this just ain't it

UltraWide black dildo slowly inserting into my arse and administering permanent adjustments

>>213880300
>takes 8 minutes to eat
Fat cunt

>>213880043
Start date of total war empire this

>>213880250
cant wait until his downfall no way in hell the bipolar former cocaine addict homosexual with a predilection for young men and an admiration of Greek pederasts hasn't had sex with a child

>>213880300
it's literally one of life's greatest pleasures mate

>>213880267
pummeled that luddite boomer

>>213880315
um it's because I eat all my meals alone actually so my bites aren't broken up by conversation so there

rorke: hello i am a racisit
leftypol: *punch*
rorke: nooooo stop violence isn't ok
leftypol: *kick*

>>213880144
>>213880305
sup crodie. thanks for your dm x

>>213880332
Er no

>>213880368
no worries
sorry for sending you all my gay fantasies instead of posting here x

>>213880332
Agreed rustler burger runts cant comprehend it

>>213880300
You can enjoy the process of cooking as a hobby, or the finished product as an ephemeral work of art. Also you can do other things while it's in the oven. You're not stuck cooking for the entire time. And women love a man who cooks.

hello lads, what's going on?

>>213880250
Remember the scene in the hobbit when fry is supposed to put a spear through someones torso. I think he's meant to look angry but he just looks like any other on the spectrum kid on the playground about to hit you with a shovel.

>>213880390
what's the point in doing anything then might aswell just live knee deep in sewage eating bugs and injecting heroin into your groin

UltraWide batonny

>>213880300
Thats why the old romans had no kitchen at home.

Xillenifats be like
>>213880332
Gen Zs living on a diet of nuggets mayo and canned water be like
>>213880390

be nice 2 me

Rorke's clapper

>>213880033
you lot are so disingenuous

>>213880454
I'm millennial and I'm the second one

>>213880173
>oh shit he got the drip mang lemme try that shit on

rorkes ticket

>>213880410
loved her in men in black

need a cock up my luh arse x

>>213880487
Zoomerexic

UltraWide bark noises
mmhmm just like dat

>>213880517
sup crodie x

4chan is so powerful they passed a law to silence us

Too clever for goyim

mumstein being a helicopter parent to catberg.
catberg putting the cunts in the street in their place and mumstein is running around trying to get him back inside. she going to ruin that boy like she did my sister and I.

>>213880516
scromting

aye

>>213880423
I can tell you the only scenes I remember from that entire trilogy are all from the first one and they are as follows:

>an annoying musical number tidying up plates at Bilbo's house
>the infamous GoPro river scene
>Balin getting annoyed thinking they'd missed the time window to enter the mountain (but being wrong)
>Bilbo using his cloak creeping about Smaug's hoard
>Smaug chasing the team while they light the forges

not even sure I saw the 3rd one

>>213880542
sup crodie x

>>213880511
As if being a nonce wasn't cringe enough

cooking is only worth it once you get past the learning curve. most people try to cook for the first time and make a soup and it takes them 4 hours and tastes like water

what's the lore on this?

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/10/country/it/deleted/deleted/

>>213880542
sup crodie, u gud? thnx for the dm on snappy. gherkin saturday x

>>213880555
Hope he gets FIV and dies horribly

UltraWide belgian proxy administering rapid mindrape to zieldy
nun he cud do x

>>213880562
tidying up plate scenes was kino

off 2 tesco
what should i buy for dinner

>>213880593
Stop. Digging.

>>213880517
can you do a tek dat post? that's my favourite zeidyism

I miss when America was mainly just the overwhelming white majority and the black minority. We could have mended things over time and made peace.

https://youtu.be/7sYdUGoIqUMXSnitIU-e3Vv61ET&t=11

much prefer ziedbelg now he's open about loving the big black willies

where crodie at?

yhe legend of zieldy: tears of the gherkin

>>213880622
wen de doctor give me mum de cancer treatment he say tek dat tek dat x

I'm not ready for the end of 4chan lads :(

>>213880410
corrrrr

>>213880619
Big Tesco or Tesco up the road?
If they've got salmon paste, get that on some white bread with cream cheese and cucumber

UltraWide BBC menacing Katy's luh shimmering hymen. Nun Timmy Snr culd dooey x

Dont like live music me, unless youre there soaking up the atmosphere. The studio version is the superior and perfected version.

>>213880692
mhmmmm cronem having a go on me next x

just realised Bilbo didn't even have an invisibility cloak that was Harry Potter, it was the ring that made him invisible

first the Moe Syzlak makeup gun and now this what a fucking retard, my mind is mush.

nigga eatin salmon paste

>>213880461
probably the best song of all time

4chan being banned must be very grim for the real oldfag British anons.

I've only been here since 2015 and am gonna be so depressed when it's banned. Can't imagine what people who've been here since the 2000s think.

>>213880710
Twat

>>213880714
Don't knock it til you've tried it

>>213880619
get a rotisserie chicken and a loaf of that white bloomer, pot of coleslaw, sit and munch through a bunch of chicken sarnies

Oversized cronem shmeat gangstalking luh Katie's moist supplements
Issa m2 parade x

>>213880724
im not well, I need help

>>213880680
wheres an Indian when you need him

>>213880722
probably for the best, this general has been shite since about 2017

you can tell when heatherpaedophilefreakshow is rattled because his posts become even more incoherent
>>213880692
>>213880741

>>213880741
mmhmm if they can stop getting distracted by each others arses in the showers x

>>213880722
i hope everyone in /britfeel/ dies when it is banned

m2 parade startin in the kang suite on di top floor of di gherkin

Would genuinely hate having a gf like this.

the builders saw me doing a gay porn haka

>>213880710
Probably wasnt important to retain now was it despite your predilections for useless pop-culture.

got no friends lol
bit of a saddo me

>>213880787
never happens, got distracted by each other in di shower x

Mad how in the news it's always "Hamas-Israel war", "humanitarian crisis in Gaza", but the word Palestine is nowhere to be found. It's almost discouraged as a thought and perceived as taboo to say Palestine in public. Wonder why that is.

>>213880692
this is a very low quality post

>>213880790
We know you like black girls, O'Malley
It's caused by the iron build-up in your brain

...

Teddy I Am sad ..
homealoneeveryfridayNight and Gary Eats
Are not here ..
They are Giving
It
A Go
in A London Restaurant..

...

thank You
Teddy !!

You always Know How To make Me
Happy again .. !!

wonder what happened to the short lived PIP Lad
did he gain employment?

Whenever I think about dumping my gf for being annoying, I think about how annoying being single is. Would probably ditch her if something better came up.

>>213880676
>end of 4chan
Am I out of the loop on something? No way this site is coming to an end.

>>213880844
I'm still here

>>213880792
The builders didn't fucking appear kek, cleaned the flat for naught. Worse than certain lasses that try to blow you over haha

Not a single bradley posted all thread. Unprecedented

>>213880854
If this isn't proof of white genocide, I don't know what is.

>>213880856
Same

>>213880734
>>213880687
based and breadpilled, cheers lads

dusky small boat dog knots entering katy's uninitiated pale pussy at rapid-fire speed x

>>213880676
same I’m scared.

>>213880870
put the name back on heathertimmy xx

>>213880880
bro is replying to himself again on vpn

mhmm need my arse dealt with x

>>213880856
I'm single and it's not annoying.

I suspect having to placate another person 24/7 would be annoying. However I concede that since I have never experienced having a girlfriend, my own perspective of what I think it would be like is likely warped and wrong.

>>213880854
I'm pretty confident there'll be a mass human population reduction before 2100. Bioweapon, peak oil, drought, plague, something like that. There's no way it just keeps going up past 20, 30 billion .

I don't know if it's because Slavs being different from Anglos or if there really is something mystic about the Orthodox church

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORZhjyG7Vtk

all my bets lost today now im skint
i feel like hitler in his bunker in the final days

>>213880917
To be honest I reckon I could definitely just have a conversation with her saying "Sitting doing nothing while you scroll social media and emote to it or show it to me is really really not a good pastime for me"

>>213880944
nun you culd do x

>>213880854
Katy opening her legs for bbc goons to repopulate the planet with yardie babies
Timmy yelping and dribbling inside Pang Pang to repopulate the planet

>>213880854
Will never happen lol

>>213880955
bro trying to throw out an "i reckon" like he's from the british isles

sitting topless
too bloody warm

>>213880944
have a look at r/problemgambling to see some ruined lives

meltdown

>>213880987
Supply mammaries or alight

>>213880973
crodie you're gay af lol x

Undocumented dog knots in flip flops going to the under-16s disco in Dover

>>213880926
They reversed the audio. That's why it sounds so uncanny

>>213880973
repopulate implies that the population is falling
you really are a spastic heathermong

get the accys lost
get the klarna debts unpaid
get the car lease payments missed

amerilard on vpn be like "corr i reckon lads"

>>213881022
actual nonce

>>213880985
Tfw my mum had two sons, one moved from Wiltshire to Ireland, and the other to Canada.
That you Timmy?

>>213880944
Me being Steiner and tasked with the impossible goal of making Man City lose

.


"ᵒᵒ ʷʰᵉʳᵉˀ"

what going on lads

Yellow-eyed goons speaking in their clicky clack native tongue walking into an under 16s party in Benfleet

>>213881026
He's been pretending to be a retarded African creep for so long he's actually started thinking like one. Poor lad is gonna end up in a mental hospital.

sat outside coffee shop today in town just watching all the bare legs and cleavage on show
went into toilet and had a wank
had cum all over my hands
shook hands with the cute barrista
went home
recorded some womans fat ass hanging out of her shorts walking down road till she crossed over
had a wank when i got home to the video

>>213881050
your "mum" is an old woman and lives in america. same as her 46 year old son (you)

The last day of Brits posting on here will be emotional. Honestly gonna cry a bit.

>>213881085
Muswell Hill
I was unironically in that very street yesterday

>>213881085
comfy

right, so does /int/ actually have a janny anymore or...?

>>213881100
Think hiro will just let the bill lapse with no fanfare

Patriots in control.

Zazu carrying Katy's drippeh console on his shoulder

>>213881038
guy in his 40s at my old block of flats had his car repossessed one day, only time I've ever seen that happen. It wasn't a flash car either it was some 1.0 litre shitter, no idea how such a thing could even require financing I mean this car must have been worth at most £2,000.

He was divorced and had a young daughter as well but she stayed with the mum. Without his car he was unable to go and pick her up for visits, the whole thing was extremely grim.

A year later his mum passed away and he inherited her car. Silver linings and all that (the metaphor I mean, not his mum's car).

>>213881172
the strength of that normal sized man to fly a flag basically as tall as him... incredible display

>>213881100
We should have a place to all go afterwards. Somewhere anonymous but where we can ban or block the usual shitheads. /brit/ could be miles better if you just took the non-shit posters and moved them to another forum.

rang virgin media today to cancel my broadband
of course it was some Indian woman who barely spoke English
had to say cancel about 15 times

My nose smells of cheese. I don't know if it's outside, inside or both that smell.

stop killing the mandem

so crodie means bender?

>>213881230
Stfu spaki you fat nonce lol

>>213881200
I keep trying to get people to organise this but nobody else responds.

The ideas I have are:

Fediverse
IRC chat
Our own imageboard or forum
I2P (I know nothing about it but it seems very censorship resistant)

>>213881229
your cokes been mixes with parmesan

horny for some facebook mum puss

>>213881222
who you changing to?

I'm with sky. I get around 7Mb/s down, think I pay £28 a month or something, not sure. Should really check from time to time to see if there's anything better but can't be arsed.

thirdies live more freely than us

>>213881222
Are you a northerner with a northern monkey accent?
Indian or any call centre workers never have any difficulty understanding me

are you a fan of British rap trio kneecap?

some loud autistic kid outside screaming all day
should be put down

need my ass fucked x

>>213881281
mate you're getting scammed

>>213881272
>Our own imageboard or forum
This has been tried recently and it hasn't done too well

>>213881222
did the same last week but used the text chat. told them I wanted to cancel cos I could sign up with someone else for more than half what they're offering and they straight up matched it. mental that they can get away with charging that much in the first place

corr marks air fryer
it lush

get the parasites fed

>>213881272
literally just go to the sharty lmao
literally thousands of times better
we only moved back here after it came back because we're all slaves

>>213881282
thirdies have more pressure to succeed

>>213881272
There are loads of little image board sites like 4chan but with basically nobody posting. It'd be like a gang of lads finding an abandoned shed and turning it into a den like when we were kids. I've got a list of those chans on my desktop. I'll go get on it, hang on.

did you lads used to watch murdoch and murdoch?

>>213881319
jesus christ what the fuck

might listen to the housemartens later haven't listened to them for a while

>>213881318
adds seasoning and flavour

>>213881281
https://www.moneysupermarket.com/
just click broadband and put your postcode in

You can have £5,000 cash or 15 minutes with these porcelain Yayoi feet. Your choice.

>>213881318
4x nicer

>>213881378
what a good place to be

Phat cattle pussy on Katy D'oh

>>213881405
have that fanberg

>>213881405
not a freak so dont want to be near to anyone's feet really ever

>>213881319
at what point will they realize this can't continue? 10m people?

>>213881405
Her trotters are not porcelain, Timmy. They're sallow like the rest of her oriental skin.

>>213881282
>Tfw imagining being Britsh

Please just give me death instead of this long term humilation

>>213881309
Where?

>garyeats goes to spain
>that bigger nonce greenoeats has a video in spain uploaded toady
either they are bumming each other or greeno is a MASSIVE fraud

https://www.reuters.com/world/russia-passes-law-punishing-searches-extremist-content-2025-07-22/

Britain is the Russia of Europe.

>>213881449
you'll have to settle for being an american on vpn

>>213881480
simply dont be an extremist its that easy

Make a Bad Psych new thread and I promise there won't be any cuckposting in the new thread

>>213881488
you gay asl

>>213881488
sexy bitch

>>213881503
imma keep impersonating your bf x

>>213881503
It has to be a genuine Bad Psych thread. If the images switches to two black men kissing, the cuckposting will continue.

>>213881488
get a new trannard to obsess over please, I'm just so tired of f1nn

>>213881488
what kind of a savage pours the beans over the toast
toast will go all soggy
once half slice at a time
savages

>>213881533
you autistic asl LOL

>>213881529
We're straight crodies cus

>>213881555
>>213881555
>>213881555

>>213880910
Moosefucker