Thread 212388087

FUCKIN MOOOVE EDISH

Imagine getting a lawyer and they're Irish, Scouse, Cockney, Black, or Indian.
You just know you've instantly lost the case. Ain't nobody taking that accent seriously.

light the fucking bifter rorke

drive faster uncle

sue

got a massive fucking rib cage me didn’t notice till I went to the beach I look like something grown in a lab

>>212388121
Imagine a world without any of those people
Almost paradise

>>212388141
do you have a pigeon chest?

>>212388141
barrel chested it's called and it's good for survival

>>212388121
nobody will take their intellect seriously either

>>212388140
I'd like to have sex with her if you know what I mean

CANNOT.

ACCESS.

SPANKBANG.

OR.

PMVHAVEN.


FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212388086
Works for me

>>212388176
It has begun

>>212388138
roar

my wife is talented :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ha0z5_JR74

is there still skinheads in England?

>>212388140
This rat-looking thing still hasn't got that disgusting black mole removed

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS5b6pyCOWM

Where my motherfuckin red hat

>>212388176
werken on mien macheen

>>212388206
just call them baldies these days

Viennetta sub edish

>>212388169
Nah
>>212388173
Looks retarded tho

nigger!

might go on miniclip

>>212388195
>>212388188
>>212388212
genuinely?

wtf is this!!!!

>>212388272
Sovl nuke

umm i know it but i don't think i should say it!

Late night talk with dirk mcgirk

>>212388305
Try your phone

>>212387997
I mostly filter myself around others, and people think I'm some innocent nice chap. Not a fan of coming across as an attention whoring edgy teenager in public is all.

you think you're special

Can anyone get AI to make jokes about Diogo Jota's death? I tried iAsk.ai, but it's not letting me make jokes about it

Will reddit and Twitter need age verification? There's loads of porn on there

Rubbish Granger.

What's going on with the economy?

iaaptrc

>>212388305
Could've picked someone a little more attractive to try get me to give up a picture of my face

>>212388310
Is that Muggy Mike

as a victim of grangling i get max pip

>>212388378
Inquiring minds would like to know

>>212388365
why will Diego Jota's coffin be 10 feet long?
to accommodate his dunce cap

>>212388400
She's ideal in the eyes of Timmies who browse the site

Be real rorke, what will you do if porn is blocked and you need to send proof of ID to any 18+ website to access it?

posted about certain pornhub vids being restricted the other day and was called bait lol
told yous

>>212388422
:3

Could someone please wank me off

>>212388443
use a vpn

>>212388400
Timmies trust flat East Asian faces

>>212388443
guess I'll go back to rapping

Sir Theodore J Kaczynski

okay, I'll bite, what's porn? x

Indians love Israel.
Israelis hate Indians.

Sir Theodore J Detweiler

look at this shit

failed my porn licence exam, on involuntary nofap for the next 2 months until i can resit

>>212388121
Scousers are good people tho, unlike southern brits, who are all miserable bastards

My honest opinion is anyone who watches porn should be imprisoned and/or shot.

SMILE :)

https://youtu.be/bC89AB4YL6g&t=27

P*rnhub is still accessible

The absolute STATE, no bloody wanking allowed, what sort of world do we live in

thank god I'm an imagination wanker

got 85/100 on my tranny perception test

>>212388569
pornhub is actually shit though

>>212388547
They're Irish retards. Not English in the slightest

*uploads my drivers licence on /brit/*
I can post now right fellas

i thought it's a meme and western wishful thinking, but Xi does seem to lose power

Get the porn banned
Get the 4chan blocked
Outlaw VPNs

>>212388547
>met a scouser once on holiday who called you a 'sound lad'

Massive dragon dildo 16 inch anal gape machine fuck anal squirt piss play bondage prolapse

>>212388547
All brits are miserable.

>>212388628
Hello Yossi, what are your thoughts on the State of Palestine?

I find porn very dull so only wank to images and gifs/webms

missav.ws
just go here if you're a timmy. can't help you otherwise.

>>212388562
why do they always draw pinkie pie having late stage abortions but rarely any of the other ponies?

has anyone looked into this?

Just sent my National Insurance number into incestflix

Don’t know how grown men can claim full UC and PIP getting nearly a full time salary to sit on their arse when they’re perfectly mentally and physically fine. How you can be proud of that. Knowing you’re essentially sucking the states teat and living off the efforts of good hardworking people instead of doing it yourself

>>212388522
what you doing on there anyway pal

>>212388688
what are you on about

>>212388646
Is he still in hospital?

>>212388675
spankbang popular videos section was literally wall to wall uncensored semi amateur 50+min long jav

not being funny but i've never met a scouser that could genuinely be called a "good person"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGI

scrumbling

>>212388667
imaginary wanks are the best

>>212388697
it lush x

>>212388697
:)

>>212388696
What the HELL is wrong with that cat

>>212388697
I've been out of work for about 6 weeks now and should really at least go on the dole to get some money

>>212388708
wanking.

watching this womens game how come the spanish women are noticeably whiter than the portugeezers?

>>212388562
ermm
what the flock

Unironically I have never, to my knowledge, met a Londoner irl

>>212388659
don't change the subject, Xi is in a partial house arrest, he met Lukashenko literally in his living room and the deal with the US was signed without his consent

>>212388764
she's just come back from the gherkin x

I'm on full PIP, full UC, housing benefit paid for my flat, free bus pass, free taxi pass and twice weekly free food bank deliveries to my door

zionism is a cancerous evil

>>212388738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=286jXjwdst0

>>212388697
there is no value in working for a single male that does not want a family and the system provides them ample ways of funding their lifestyle

>>212388764
got swag

>>212388746
what’s lush about it? don’t you feel shame? aren’t your parents heavily disappointed in you? what do you tell potential love interests?

double anal fisting prolapse

>>212388777
any of them peng?

>>212388790
oh MY days xx

so, is there any good tourist cities/towns expect London?

PORN = DEATH SENTENCE
LEGALISE HANGING FOR PORN ADDICTS

Oh aye. Whatever happened about 4chan getting banned? Where are you ofcom mong? Thought we were getting blocked by July?

>>212388834
>what’s lush about it?
a life of leisure is the peak of human development
>don’t you feel shame?
it lush x
>aren’t your parents heavily disappointed in you?
perhaps, they'll still house me though
>what do you tell potential love interests?
excuse me?

>>212388867
Based hoarder

>>212388813
parasitic lump of bulbous biomass

>Moment teenage 'neo-Nazi' is swarmed by counter-terror police after 'buying gun from undercover MI5 agent' in Morrisons car park

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14872941/teenage-neo-Nazi-counter-terror-police-gun-morrisons.html

>>212388378
>A £200bn NHS budget but 1/3rd of the country receiving incapacity benefits
>A triple lock pension system which keeps millionaires rich and comfy (chuck a few hundred quid for them to run the heating all summer too)
>A stamp duty which encourages widowers to stay in their 4 bed house instead of moving meaning there's no place for families to live (if you can afford to have a family)
>A minimum wage that is now so close to the median salary there's literally no reason for you to try hard for a better job
>Money spunked up the wall on housing "asylum seekers" instead of investing it on things that will actually improve the country

Just off the top of my head, but the long and short of it is: it's over.

>>212388907
I'm not biomass I am white

>>212388900
Two more weeks, first porn, then the 'chon

saw a biomass with 4 little biomasses in tow
it's fucking over

>>212388915
iillegal;

well that's a ponyberg

>>212388917
Ironic for the Daily Mail to report on this when their entire thing is spreading Nazi propaganda

habibi

>>212388955
SEX
E
X

>>212388953
How so?

>>212388305
its over

mad how they're just better at sports and nobody wants to admit it

>>212388955
Put her in a burqa

I'm on full PIP for anxiety

Don't get this posting My Little Ponies then deleting them gimmick

>>212388953
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL

there's a strange man loitering outside. think he might be 'casing the joint' as they say

Could we soon expect a second adventure of Erimentha Parker? Erimentha and the mystery of the agents which all disappeared?

>>212388902
a life of leisure (wanking in your bedroom or playing video games) is not the highest or most noble human endeavour. You’re not rich. You’re maybe on 24k a year at most. You constantly have to fool the state so you can take money off them. You’re dependent and have no skills you could use in self employment or demand better pay. The state at the moment is unstable and financially precarious.

The highest human endeavour is a moral life that improves the world for others around you. Taking responsibility. A work of father of 3 has far higher a life than a dole scrounger doing drugs in his 60s council flat. And what do you tell women or love interests you like? Do you meet any? Do you have any mates? Any professional contacts? Are you a mental 15 year old on a permanent summer holiday?

>I was on The Chase - here's the truth about Bradley Walsh 'stitching up' ITV contestants by slowing down the questions

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-14871935/Chase-truth-Bradley-Walsh-stitching-ITV-contestants-slow-questions.html

>>212388305
what's stopping you from just sending in a picture of prince philip

>>212388955
Need her to drool all over my cock.

they switched the lights again i know it cuz last week they were blue and blue means stop not go not for me i told them i told them dont reroute the signal through the birds but they keep flying that same figure eight over the park not birds not really feathers too shiny i saw one blink in code no one believes but the blinking makes patterns and its always threes

they put the noise in my walls not mice mice dont talk in static i heard the numbers again seven seven two skip same as last time before the van showed up the white one no logos just parks too long license plate had an e that flipped when i blinked thats them checking if i noticed they check like that not obvious if youre not watching

and people say coincidence but thats what they want to keep you quiet docile swallowing the pills that taste like tinfoil and dreams you ever taste a dream like sugar with teeth anyway its not paranoia if the mannequins at the pharmacy move when youre not looking i saw one scratch its neck no one believes but i saw

phones too loud always buzzing even when off dont pick up they clone voices now mom called but it wasnt mom she said how are you too slow like dragging through syrup they slowed her down to test my recognition levels jokes on them i wrote everything backwards last week just in case and they still dont have the real copy not unless they get in the vent they wont not again

You read about pensioners on 4chan and they're all millionaires living in stately homes
Elsewhere on the boomer infested internet they're barely scraping by, freezing in their tiny retirement flats

>>212388988
pathetic

Also I get free driving lessons, free driving test and a free car. PIP offers me all of this

>>212388930
ye

>wanking in your bedroom or playing video games
plush

fizzy peach pineapple mango grapefruit raspberry orangeade

>>212389064
more to life than that
you’ll grow up one day

>>212388968
They're a nazi propaganda outlet
>>212389006
Not an argument

>>212389035
Fake mousey

i'm sure 4chan will be cleared of all charges

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

>>212389030
It's a live video selfie, they ask you to open your mouth and turn your head and stuff.

>>212389035
was just saying this down the pub

>>212389075
>They're a nazi propaganda outlet
How so?

>>212389047
How is it? The country can clearly afford it

>>212389015
>And what do you tell women or love interests you like?
sorry say that again
>Do you meet any?
no
>Do you have any mates?
no
>Any professional contacts?
no
>Are you a mental 15 year old on a permanent summer holiday?
spot on

>>212389070
Bwc holster

thinking about the "random" person (probably an admin) saying "you will never get piety prayers on this RSPS" and then I get banned whilst hitting the late game, and because I got some of those "master" raids (COX) done for reqs, probably an admin helping out... those were a req for comp and prayers. and how rich I got. It was probably the guy that randomly gave me the blessing (1B gp but ended at like 700M) and the admin that helped with raids giving me my item back when I got reset due to a "glitch" in the wild. that server got taken down and was probably owned by JaGeX. give that pmod a raise. I won though and beat the game and admins. this is why I hate admins/mods. I was also banned way early for being too rich, wherein the server sometimes bans rich players (if they dont get cleaned) every eco reset. I got to that stage in the midgame and was so rich. thats 2 servers I beat and the server after that I declined but still managed to completely buy out a few markets and sort of did win, even throughout the perma-mutes/kicks from it. and I invented a computer inside of the game AND physics. in Runescape there are subatomic physics and sine waves, every force (except gravity*) and in physics there was a few options for -1 from the equation; *gravity was explained in one of those. the computer in the game could of been expanded to 16-bits and with Tbow it was 100% possible to do Zulrah on the alt (a computer in Runescape) controlling the main account. on the other server (which I dont care about winning on and probably didnt win) I got scythe, Tbow, divine (and ely) ss, ToB comp logged, and so on

Staffordian not English

>>212389117
why are cats so autistic

meltdown

1776 will commence again if they try to take our porn

>>212389128
haha

I get £1200 a month on pip and my rent paid for

>>212389108
Hi fellow PIP lad
Have got you free car from Mobility yet? I'm applying for mine soon. Thank you, PIP!

>>212389081
you can probably AI generate a video of a generic middle aged to old bloke doing that then

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were a black woman and there was no way of going back to your old body?

>>212389119
Should be in the evropan breeding dungeon not wagecucking

>>212389156
Onlyfans

>>212389119
saw a teenage indian girl with a body like this in the supermarket just now but with bigger tits. she looked really young but I couldn't get over how banging her body was, she was wearing short shorts and a crop top as well. ngl she could have been 15

>>212389149
no lmao no chance I'm trusting myself to operate a vehicle with any degree of competence

>>212389156
This your 'thing' is it?

>>212389128
https://voca.ro/1a3VjsG33sNc

>>212389110
Timmy's crush

why is the porn gone

>>212388988
yes laaaa get yourself a beemer laaaaaaaa

>>212389108
despite how “lush” you claim it is, for a grown man, jsut drifting all day living isolated with no friends or women or older men he can learn from and pissing away the time playing vidya and smoking hash or drinking, leads to a life of misery, anxiety and nihilism. NEETs are very rarely happy. They’re rarely intelligent, dignified people that have girlfriends or kids or large friend groups unless they’re completely feral chav genetic filth. To me it’s always seemed a life of stunted growth, failure and paranoia. I know, I was NEET for a few months. While it was initially great it then became worrying feeling like my life was slipping away.

Online retailers will be forced to ask anyone buying a knife for two types of identification under government plans to prevent under-age sales in the wake of the Southport knife attack.

Axel Rudakubana, who has admitted killing three young girls last summer, bought a knife from Amazon when he was just 17, despite existing laws which prohibit the sale of most knives to under-18s.

Proposed checks would see buyers asked to submit an identity document, such as a passport, and record a live video to prove their age.

camp fop berg
or
mr cap fob peg
or
prof mac gyp
or
fag pomp cry

>>212389202
Thanks la yeah I'll get the most expensive car they offer

Velo pouches are shit it tastes like a tissue dipped in vape juice

>>212389156
Rampant lesbian sex

>>212389170
They'll be in nursing homes by 28, getting slapped around by Nigerian nurses. Lol tis a fitting fate!

>>212389170
If you disagree with the accusation then debunk it.
But I don't understand why you feel the need to defend the reputation of the Daily Mail on /brit/ in the first place.

>>212389206
>To me it’s always seemed a life of stunted growth, failure and paranoia.
have a guess at what my life was like when I was making an effort

>>212389243
you hitting a pouch cody brah

>>212389242
are deegz

>>212389128
https://vocaroo.com/11dXDSCx6AGT

these are where it’s at lad

>>212389137
Autism doesn't exist in either the human or animal world

cant access xhamster unless i use a vpn me
all my favorite vids are on there

>Failed my wanking license theory test for the THIRD time

I'm so fucking useless

>>212389206
you wouldn't get it

>>212389243
they're my favourite x

euthanise the benefit scroungers

free palworld

>>212389261
your own fault
if you never learned to socialise and work unprompted

>>212389242
Me when my monthly PIP and UC payments come through only slim not fat

>>212389268
took a 30mg Pablo the other day and almost passed out. Will stick to the 17.5 velos.

>>212389119
why a mask? is this clip that old?

OFCOM

>>212389270
autism exists but most people who think they have it do not

what does pip stand for

>>212389268
Zolts are my favorite dont know if you've got those

>>212389301
diddy owen jones

eporner is still unrestricted

>in the mirror
>look fine
>in the self-checkout camera feed
>look like a methhead

convinced it's part of some stealing-deterrent psyop

>>212389302
never claimed it wasn't
we don't seem to disagree on many things it seems

>>212389320
posts interracial pornography

>>212389320
Pakis, Indians and pensioners

>>212389310
Weak cunt, I do 50mg cubas

>>212389320
pimping is pimping

>>212389265
that fucking voice man

rorke wearing a size M hoodie (it's too small)
leftypol wearing a size M hoodie (it's too big)

any other sweaty bois in

>>212389356
>wearing a size M hoodie (it's too big)
ktim

Rorke smashing up the gaff because he can't watch barely legal teens do painkillers and fuck black men anymore

a lot of the good homemade porn is now lost media

>>212389352
proper pure fuckin sexy man

>>212389330
fucking hate it man, I look like I've had a bad reaction to a bee sting on those

>>212389326
why was he so mad?

>>212389357
..yh

>>212389320
pathetic incel pennies

>>212389318
It doesn't exist, just normal human variability that's been ruthlessly pathologised by big psychology and big pharma.

Porn is Judaic filth. The government finally doing something good for once.

>>212389343
enjoy your receding gums

masses of deanos caught unawares by the porn ban

i've accidentally ran to windsor

>>212389265
scrmeam

>>212389357
yh got my boyfeet out

>and fuck black men anymore
Every post a projection

It's time for those all important lie detector results.

We asked Rorke: "Does your mum still buy your creps at ShoeZone?" You said "no."

Test says you're a liar pal.

>>212389357
yh

>>212389391
based knower

>>212389320
performance improvement plan
basically what the company does before they fire you

>>212389421
bet this sounded funny in your head

I have so much PIP and UC cash sloshing around, literally big bundles of £50 notes everywhere lol I might start visiting high-class escorts

>>212389421
*storms off*

>>212389418
isn't this cult stuff

>>212389439
Based

>>212389372
as it should be

HT: Spain 4-0 Portugal

If you're wondering what the record scoreline is at the Euros, then it's England's 8-0 win over Norway three years ago.

a couple years back lots of rape porn was readily available, and i mean real deal third world stiff
now you type rape porn on google you get some UN pages and newspaper articles for the first few pages

bad day to be portuguese

>>212389421
>*hooters and hollers with the audience*

UC stands for ummy cummy

>>212389441
>>212389421
Scmrsin

just bought a switch 2 with my PIP
might get a new macbook next month

>>212389438
Rorke, you can't wear those to your job interview blud

The big magic pot of gold all you scrounging cunts are stealing from is running dry. Enjoy the last few years before the state goes bankrupt and everyone is forced to work, beg or starve again

I remember back in my first job and the HR ladies would have a TV near them so they could watch the Jeremy Kyle show in the morning

>and fuck black men anymore
either or, both unfuckable incel types that poojeet and the trooncreep seethe about rorke

>>212389491
instead of saving money that you desperately need you spend it on the shittiest new console available with one (1) game which is mario kart
no wonder you're on benefits

I've never voted Labour before, but I'm glad they're in power and protecting my PIP

>>212389391
yeah that's the vast majority of "autism" diagnoses but there are actual autistic people who are not normal and claiming they are normal or don't exist is insulting to the families who have to deal with them

did the lesbian kick the ball

rorke typa nigga to shop in cex while drinking a litre bottle of pepsi max

Nothing gives me a shit-eating grin like wagie cope

>definitely
>pronounced definli
>chocolate
>pronounced choclet
>through
>pronounced fru
>thoughout
>pronounced trout
Why are you like this

>>212389548
Mad how I'm a full time toilsman and only make £500 more

>>212389538
england v netherlands soon and there is a lesbian couple playing against each other

>>212389561
being a broke loser isn't a flex bud
im saying this as someone with a career

>>212389548
UK is done

>>212389548
I get housing too, got a nice 1 bedroom flat in a nice area paid for by the council. I only pay something like 50p rent a month or something silly lmao

>>212389532
But I like to clean my house and take showers because im not a filthy bastard

>>212389532
that's just a result of bad parents who don't lead their children in forming good habits and instead ignore them except for to shout at them and scold them

>>212389590
They're all shagging each other, don't see the point of mention gf's and ex's when it's so common

>>212389421
screm

>>212389563
MAMMA MIA MARIO!

>>212389577
Fucking quit then
Quit whinging and play the game everyone else is playing

>>212389626
ugly facially

>>212389626
wish i was a cute fit bird and not an ugly spotty bloke

>>212389636
Weird
>>212389650
Trun tran bingbong

>>212389563
because english is a retarded language that shouldn't really exist
just a bastard child of french and german

>>212389636
Does it bother you that people associate your nation with the wholesale murder of defenceless children

>>212389664
how do you know im trans?

>because english is a retarded language that shouldn't really exist
>just a bastard child of french and german

>>212389563
the lower classes in england began speaking this way to appear cute and childlike in the eyes of the aristocracy

>>212389655
something called dignity

>>212389577
Quit and let me and the other PIP lads guide you in taking the well-worn mentul 'elf route

FREE BOB VYLAN

>>212389548
getting this for nothing is mental
absolutely mental
bravo keir

>>212389577
Haha same lad
Honestly not sure why I bother. Working my bollocks off to pay for spackers and asylum seekers to live the life of Riley
Billionaires who evade tax are genuinely the most morally good people in this country, they're standing up to this farce

>>212389689
Oh yeah very dignified to work your arse off to fulfil the social contract

>>212389711
>>212389711
>>212389711

>>212389703
it is. hold up your end. you’re not part of the problem. put the state and scroungers to shame. hold your head high.

>>212389700
welfare is going to cost £100bn by then and they can't even shave off £5bn

fuck this country

>>212389548
there's literally no point to my existent, this is twice as much as I make with the only job I could get

>>212389548
What the hell

Should I date a single mother if she's cute? More attractive than the girls I usually go out with, so I'm a little undecided.

Makes sense that was so cagey about trying to book a date the few days that we've been texting.

I'm 33 she's 26

>>212389685
not black or brown
anglish or old english are the much better versions of english

>>212389773
Yes