Thread 212396415

Happy 4th edition

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>>212396415 (OP)
Today is July 3rd.

>>212396433
australia erasure

I dont know what the BI in BIPOC means so i choose to believe that it means bisexual

the fellas at the freakin dmv

>>212396263
that's true, those are by far the most egregious offences.

it's still up btw. 5 more minutes and it matches Brian's record. 6 and it beats it.

>>212396466
Bi Italians (are) People Of Color

I'm 5'11 150lbs

I eat primarily meat and potatoes

I'm healthy

>>212396487
Finn De Trolio...my nemesis

>>212396398
fat chicks

>>212396495
I could rape you so easily

>>212396478
>You will not post the following outside of /b/:
>Troll posts
Shut er down, boys.

>>212396495
You are indeed very slim for an American.

>>212396520
I carry a gun.

>>212396501
It was a joke!

>>212396534
it's funny because it was legitimately not a troll post in any way, I just wanted them to stop talking about fucking goats and donkeys (all of those posts remained up btw).

Came into work way too early again award

>>212396495
it seems like you're halfway to being Cowboy Kent Rollins. Just lose the anime images and you'll die in your boots at 80.

But all I post are troll posts

>>212396539
I'd have you face down ass up in a second

>>212396581
What show is this from? I can't remember it.

All I have are gay thoughts

>>212396605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DozVdtbMuM8

Brian's record has been shattered. 47 minutes and counting.

I started compounded semaglutide 14 days ago(injected my 3rd does just now) and have since had 8 actual meals, 9 if you count what is probably considered by most to be a largish snack.
I just made a sandwhich and the thought of eating it makes me nauseous. The last thing I had to eat was yesterday at lunch where I had a Cesar chicken wrap which was ~500 calories and some watermelon

this certainly isnt 'healthy' but if everyone in america over a certain BMI were forced onto this it would solve our healthcare crisis

gonna start holyposting more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8B8BsNG-Y8

I still wear Tom's shoes

>>212396618
OK, it's from The Wire but now I want an Ouzo shot for some reason.

>>212396660
Whats holyposting

>>212396679
It's just sambuca with a little minge on it.

we are not the same

>>212396679
This nigga ouzin’

>>212396627
What's your BMI, fatty?

>>212396694
Not much breh. What's holyposting with you?

I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my digits
So (you) me maybe

>>212396711
He's not the only one.
Or do I want an Industry Sour?
Derisions, derisions..

how many of you got bootleg fireworks for 4th of July?

>>212396704
>minge
What's that?

>>212396738
>bootleg
you can just buy them at the store here...

>>212396719
29.2 by my last weighing but that was months ago. its probably marginally lower now

>>212396754
That's not so bad. You don't really need this dangerous medication.

brown women owe me sex

>>212396751
yeah but the store bought ones are weak shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPFRUGtOd2o

>insult trannies
>CAD posters come to their defense
do they really?

LEEEEEEROYYYY
JENKINSSSSSS
XD

>>212396730
Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad, I missed you so, so bad

>>212396738
I've got about two dozen small homemade jobbies left. Some are copper-magnesium-aluminum, which is bright blue with some white sparkles, and loud as fuck. Some are iron filings with kosher salt and a reeded exhaust, which whistle on the way up, and pop with a nice gold glitter.

real talk, is there any hope for the future?

>>212396825
not until Israel is gone

>>212396746
pubic hair... or vagina, but in this case, I mean pubic hair.

>>212396803
Canadian dollar posters?

sex "friend" made me skip a pre 4th BBQ and now won't return my texts
family is pissy I'm skipping yet another gathering
she'll text me back in like 5 hours and ask if I still wanna come through, and that she fell asleep
I will

>>212396800
>get your holes blown out by Vlad and Gunther before settling down with Hampreet the beta male

fucking OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF how do jeet men even exist?

>>212396838
I still have minge between my tooths from eating out your mom.

>>212396839
Bestill thy quivering quim, you cad.

one of the silliest forms of bait on /cum/ is to pretend to misinterpret a price in pesos as USD
>wtf?! $1000 for a burger?
unfortunately, this is useless information now, as barely any Mexicans visit the thread anymore

should I watch a movie for 4th of JEWLy
or go watch fire works somewhere?

The Nigga I Will Fucking Kill You bill passed. Thank you, rural retards, for the 40K SALT cap!

>dude money isnt real
>max out my credit cards
>cant buy anything
what the fuck

>>212396872
She's been dead for a few months. You might want some mouthwash.

>>212396878
40k is a lot of salts.

>>212396778
I lied its actually about 32. i started it when I realized that im considered medically obese

>>212396905
agreed, the bolter, multimelta and lasgun will turn the enemies of Man into salts

What the fuck LOL I thought this was just a nickname, not the actual name of the legislation

>>212396926
we should stack them up into pillars

>>212396874
Should've collectively learned spanish to be more inclusive like I suggested 8 years ago
Now all the Mexicans post in other generals and we're basically /cu/ + pathetic hanger-ons from other inferior countries
Guess I was right about everything as usual

>>212396495
I’m 5’10 116lbs

>>212396942
NOOOO THEY TRYNA TAKE MY BENEFITS

>>212396862
>Black philly mayor decides to give herself and staff a 65% raise and deny trash pickup an 8% raise
>trash collectors go on strike
>THIS IS THE WHITE PEOPLES FAULT!!!

>>212396466
BI obviously means 2 and POC means person of colour so a BIPOC is a double nigger

>>212396946
Must suck to be the world's most ignored oracle, eh Cassandra?

>>212396945
Nice try, Lorgar

>>212396946
Better learn French before you lose Canadians as well!

the slushie machine at the gas station was broken AGAIN.

One Big Beautiful Butt Bill

>>212396965
My love of watching everything wither and die outweighs my sadness at no one heeding my warnings to prevent it
>>212396975
Q*ebecois aren't French or Canadian

>>212396966
All I ever wanted was the truth... and my own personal Sodom and Gomorrah to burn to the ground.

>>212396415 (OP)
I don't have friends to celebrate 4th of July with and I been jobless since May 31st fuck America honestly

Is guam like a island paradise or is it like a third world country?

finished my Shadows of New York playthrough, just as good if not better than I remember

>>212396992
Tell me about it.
Better yet, tell the time travelling dweebs about it. Cunts sent me another note. This one says "Please wait."

>>212397016
Do you want to kiss me?

>>212396988
i can't imagine consuming food from a gas station unless it's hermetically sealed in a vacuum wrapper and heavily salted

>>212397015
It’s where you get stationed in the navy if you’re unlucky. The internet there is shit.

>>212396951
36% of medicaid users are children.

I hate that I been spam applying for jobs and haven't got a single call back. Not even Walmart or whole foods is hiring me.

I hate this job market

>>212397057
post resume

>>212397050
I'm on medicaid that's how I get free benzos

>>212396738
who was in the wrong here

Back into the mines NEETs

Medicaid had work requirements last time Trump was in office and they've only expanded since then. I don't see how this bill hurts medicaid for anybody but illegals

>>212397057
America is back!

why is their so many jews pretending to be white o twitter?
and saying nonsense ?

>>212397090
It doesn't, it's just fearmongering and lying to make it sound bad

>>212397066
I am not gonna dox myself and most of it is just retail and warehouse work

I don’t have a job and I have Medicaid
No one will hire me

>>212397075
me for not bringing marshmallows

whites are just nonsense jews

>>212397088
>They're mining racism. *Oh jeez!* You wanted to know, here's the naked truth. And if one of them strikes an ore of misogyny they get a bonus. N-never mind, Mordy, let's blow this joint buuurp

>>212397091
Shelter line stretching around the corner
Welcome to the new world order
Families sleeping in the cars in the southwest
No home, no job, no peace, no rest

stores just close earlier and earlier and i'm sick of it

Scraping gamer gunk off my mouse pad. Why does it build up like that there?

>>212397154
Ranjeet Dunsurdeep doesn't like working those hours, please understand.

Goddamn I’m ugly

its funny to think that like less than half of all jews in the world are the new york hollywood media kind and instead the majority are mongoloid tribes people who live in the desert still

>bro gimme ur lighter I'm gonna do a blue angel

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750643186320157.webm

>>212397154
The world doesn't move around your schedule young blood, you have to change your ways for it

>>212397154
I've noticed this since the panoramic. The bagel store closes at 4pm

>>212397160
It's because you're brown

>>212397118
>>212397090
No, you contrarian faggots, a significant portion of the cuts are outside the work requirements for ACA-expansion adults. They're cutting CHIP funding as well.

poured root beer in a whisky glass and I'm drinking it while I watch a movie, soylinneal maxing

>>212397189
Based

Frankensteins monster

it's no coincidence that literally every trans person is into anime and video games

when my mom was an elementary school she told me a story about how she was asking all the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up and why. most answers were like

"I want to be a doctor so I can help people"

but there was one kid that said

"I wanna be on de cawd"

when asked what he meant by that she found out that he wanted to grow up and have a welfare card

I still think about this

>>212397189
When they're lined up against the wall, and the rifle's report rings out, remember to empty their pockets.

>>212397200
Very kikeish answer.

Did you guys ever realize that gays breathe air?

>>212397211
You're brown

>>212397202
What about the hijra

>>212397212
This would definitely explain the cum bubbles.

>>212397194
I've had root beer before. IT WAS LIKE WATCHING PAI- it was like a ginger flavored soda, actually.

>>212397189
Not my problem.

would you?

Taking a stroll down memory lane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4

>>212397206
I would like to clarify that my mom was an elementary school teacher and not a building in which young students attended classes

Meds good

Hit some bird with my Chevy coming home from work, I think it was an owl. Didn't see it anywhere when I stopped so I guess it either got totally spackled or thrown in the tree line. Truck's fine though I hosed the grill off. Gonna cook some burgers later.

>>212397228
Very kikeish answer, kill yourself zoomer

what state can I move to that I won't be sent to the concentration camp for owning tasteful nudie magazines in roughly 10~ years time? Texan btw.

>>212397226
Ginger? We've got gingerale and ginger beer over here for that... Root beer is vaguely sarsaparilla ish, usually with a bit of mint to it. It's kind of like adding a splash of Fernet and a bunch of syrup to sparkling water.

>>212397238
Do you live in south texas by any chance

>>212397228
Sick children=violent, retarded adults. You myopic faggots are genuinely retarded.

I hate Texas

What are girls bedrooms like? I've never been in one

>>212397231
>don't cum in me

>>212397242
Get a job monkey
>Sick children=violent
Pretty sure I can beat up any sick child easily. Again, not my problem.

>>212397251
that's according to my old world palate. My only brush with sarsaparilla was in Fallout New Vegas.

>>212397274
I make $337K a year, kill yourself faggot.

im a lil wierd

Thoughts?

>working in a ZOG country
shame on the goyim

The south is a shithole

>>212397290
ummm where's the CoR symbol????

I make 5 billion a year

>>212397265
Often vibrantly decorated, with many pictures of friends and family hanging on the wall, and commonly a large drug rug tapestry. Mostly pink and purple colors.
Sometimes messy, sometimes not depending on the person
Usually smells way better than any stinky man's room, often with fragrances or candles, or just the smell of the shampoo and body wash she uses.

What happened to community

>>212397278
I'm just saying that I've never had anything remotely rootbeer-esque with ginger as a flavour I'd pick out. Vanilla, a bit of mint, maybe some really really really muted gentian, and usually enough sugar to make me sweat insulin.

I was not ensouled at birth

>>212397321
>Jew who does not like to get called zionist.

>>212397317
obama told us that our communities were racist and we needed more niggers to be right

I think the Brazilian got banned (thank god)

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751589898674278.webm

>>212397340
I am an unbanned Zionist. I hope Palestine is reduced to rubble and razed

>>212397317
The show finished like 10 years ago, keep up

>>212397337
I also posess the devil's coppery locks, but I was blessed with just enough spirited melanin to walk amongst the people of the sun.

>>212397306
This international notoriety of Samyang ramen has provided a fascinating insight to the human mind for me.
That being, WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE NOT READ THE DIRECTIONS AND COOK THE NOODLES LIKE A SOUP?!!?
It's in the name "STIR FRY noodles".
Do these people read the instructions for anything they do? Or are they just completely winging it as they go through life? Or perhaps they are NPCs

>>212397347
Me in the blue shirt.

Red bull doesn't even really have a lot of caffeine

You live here

>>212397337
Radfem Hitler ahh post

>>212397374
god i wish

>>212397347
There are 4 Brazilians who post here and the only one I like is the one who comes here the rarest, the boomer Brazilian

>>212397375
You've got some bullshit leaking out your nose mate.

listening to an Eek a Mouse song called 'Goon a Goon'

I was not mutilated at birth

I am going to start taking a cocktail of zinc, lecithin, black maca, catuaba, and ginseng in my pursuit to make bigger cums.

Ill report back in a few weeks

>>212397399
I was, but not nearly as much as some other men, for that I am grateful.
Like, I don't need lube when I jerk off.

So tired

>>212397405
niacin and magnesium

If I'm forced to get a job, I'll donate all my spare money to anti-semitic activism.

>>212397405
whoah, go easy there, first emperor of China (who thought drinking quicksilver would make him immortal)!

>>212397372
A can of Red Bull has about the same content of caffeine like a cup of coffee.

Are farts funny

whats the gayest thing about you

>>212397405
It’ll work, but why bother? Not like you’re going to be letting it fly in a woman.

>>212397399
ok jose

>>212397435
it will make me feel powerful I think

>>212397429
Usually no

>>212397422
You will never be employed

>>212397434
that this song is my jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HClZwFNNMKs

>>212397434
My impeccable gaydar.

i was at the mall today. not only is the american mall alive and well but americans are very attractive – many of them mogging me

just watched some cops beat up a belligerent boomer faggot

>>212397429
> Are farts funny
they can be. a well timed fart or a fart that sounds really weird or ruins some situation or that smells really bad or that someone denies even though they clearly dealt it or from an animal or from a fat person of any race and gender can be funny

>>212397444
For the jews sake, you better hope so

>>212397429
Tell me this isn’t funny
https://youtu.be/NKC8-j8_U7U

>>212397489
This isn’t funny

I can't tell if my co-worker is gay or just super nerdy

>>212397502
Yes it is

>>212397509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvuu0BDTAI

>>212397434
biggest fetish is anal (male on female)

>>212397515
You told me to say that

>>212397510
provide one single piece of evidence that he didnt do just that

The most frustrating thing in the world is when your favorite internet whore doesn't have a coomer or an active sc thread

>>212397477
I like this one

>>212397429
My gf thinks its funny when I say I'm going to make britscuits (her name is Britney) and dutch oven her. I lowkey think she gets off on it because we usually have sex right after I roast her in my ass gas.

I’m leveraging quasi-fascist aesthetics into a communicable brand to help boost KPIs for low income workers

>>212397552
SHE WAS A HOOWAH!

>>212396495
I'm 5'4" 115lbs

what we really need is more normalfags talking about their girlfriends and sex. yep that's exactly what we need

I think the internet is a high level demon, if you think about it for even a second it doesn't make sense, we super heat metals and then we shock them and dust them with silicons and now they (allegedly) make 1s and 0s that then somehow make everything else and then somehow that device can communicate with others like itself all around the world? its much more likely a bunch of smaller demons (are pcs) are passing messages to the bigger demon ( the internet) mankind is cooked

The truthnuke that destroyed sissy ytbois

>>212397560
APPLE PIE

4TH OF JULY

>>212397566
There are many, many resources freely available online and at your local library that can help you to learn how computers work

>>212397535
Thats gayer than male on male anal because you see the pussy but you're still like "nah I'd rather fuck the shit hole"

normalfags, go out and have fun doing normgroid shit and do not come back. Do not post here

>>212397567
>they don't know about the stink cloud

Had a dream where I was in a labyrinth like building and I couldn't find the exit. Woke up and then had another dream I got a DUI arrest

>>212397583
I am allowed to hang out with people and be social on some nights and stay inside shitpost on others

>>212397264
wow me too!

>>212397592
No you're not allowed

>>212397576
More like Pie-Oh-My, amirite. A HOOAH!

>>212397580
they can't explain it its magic

I've caught a 3 day for giving my opinion on jeets before

>>212397638
OH REALLY, RICHARD STALLMAN? WELL LIKE THANKS FOR FURTHERING THE COMMUNAL SPIRIT, MAAAAAAANN

TMI normie

>>212397647
What's your opinion on anal sex

>>212397663
giving overrated
getting good

>>212397613
I live there

I think Egyptian mythology is more interesting than Greek mythology

does this happen in canada?

a male turkey is called a Jake

>>212397689
Yes

>>212397693
placer if he was white

>>212397693
another alabama W

>>212397693
Yung Boozer why u drankin so hard?
Why be all dem gold bars clankin so hard?

>>212397689
Do you have Indians and/or gypsies in Brazil?

>>212397688
Greek mythology is whiter

>>212397704
>>212397689
1 gazillion indians

Unc

are Elon and trump still mad at each other

when I was in my undergrad I was taking a required sociology class to fulfill a core requirement. it was an 8 am course and given that it was sociology it was complete bullshit so I skipped it frequently

one time I decided to skip a friday course and when i came back on monday the professor's assistant was handing back graded exams

I went up to front of the auditorium after class and told the professor I was arrested thursday night and released midday friday after seeing a judge. He said I could make up the exam if I provided proof so I spent literally like 5 hours finding an example of the counties discharge paperwork that had placeholders like john smith and shit and using microsoft word and paint edited it to make it look real. it still looked like absolute shit and would fall apart under any kind of scrutiny so I was scared when I went to his office during office hours seeing as how there were only 3 exams and they constituted 20% of your grade each. turns out he ended up sick that day and it was a TA subbing in for him that had no idea about our arrangement so just handed me the exam no question asked.

its not very interesting and is a textbook blogpost but it was a day that really solidified my belief that god exists and he watches out for me

>>212397776
CRUSH A BIT LITTLE BIT ROLL IT UP TAKE A HIT
I DON'T CARE, FEELIN RIGHT, DRIVING DRUNK I'M DOIN MY THANG

>>212397795
Who cares?

where my scooter niggas at

>>212397731
wypipo don season dey fokelore

I’m proud to be Indian. Can I just say that without being attacked

>>212397823
If we can convince one that the other is out to murder them, and re-enact Aarseth v. Vikernes, 1993, then regardless of the outcome, everyone wins!

>>212397854
you might not be attacked but you will be questioned

>>212397803
>loner but still having fun alone summer mood
Early cudi a gem

>>212397827
Off leaving the rental scooters in weird places.

>>212397854
And yet you don't live there

Curious!

>>212397880
Hey, Chief Glasshouse, your fly's unzipped.

>>212397880
That has nothing to do with anything

>>212397854
if you're "indian" in the same way im german we have no beef

>>212397854
jai hind

eating a salad.
i'm trying to watch my feminine figure.

>>212397906
If he's Hindu or Jain he probably still doesn't have beef.

wrote my number on a $10 bill and gave it to the cute budtender

>>212397911
J'ai dinde.

Tyrone stole their girl
Juan took his job
Patel redeemed his chudcel echo chamber

I heard there was mad bitches in your city anon

>>212397959
dude. weed. lmao.

>>212397959
DUDE

>>212397969
They're just upset that I've gone full gay.

Are women in prison allowed to wear makeup?

>>212397964
Wrong holiday!

>>212397969
it scooby dooby doo be like that

>>212397966
do not redeem the chan ranjeet saaaaar

>>212397986
It's never a bad time for the chicken of India.

Miami ain’t ready for us

>>212397969
DARK SKIN, LIGHT SKIN
AZN AND WHITE WOMEN

>>212398029
This pedo freak needs to be locked up

>>212397945
LMAO
but what's with the jains
they seem more trustable than hindus
but still two faced
>>212398029
this is the worst thing he's ever said

I can't believe how GAY I am

>>212398074
But $20 is $20

oh boy, time to go out, spend way too much money on drinks, and not talk to a single girl
alternatively I could stay home, spend 30 bucks on a hinge superboost, and still not get a single match
wooooooooooooooo

>>212397703
lmao no way thats my name
lol based turkeys

How can I filter all posts by diaspora jeets?

an anime starring Indians where they shout SAAAAR instead of Japanese courtesy phrases would be tha bomb

>>212398056
If you look at their history, gypsies come by their bullshit honestly...
Jains try not to do direct harm to living things, which opens up a desire to do indirect harm to the sons of England in a wild variety of ways.

>>212398093
or just buy some hard liquor and stay home and have some fun

>>212398109
Stop pandering

>>212398109
turn off your router

>>212398104
i blow their heads off with a 12 gauge in the fall

>>212398109
type in $!Needful

>>212398140
Do you still exist if I turn off my router?

>>212398145
That was a good one, saar!

>>212396495
I'm 5'7 and 167, i'm fat as fuck

The only thing I think about is the past

>>212398150
New

>>212397827
God knew not to make me a child of this generation because I would absolutely be one of those kids riding down a major roadway

>>212398137
alas man is a social creature

Boobids, buttchekus, penur, vagoo

Sometimes I think about you in some kind of way

>>212398212
why, thank you, Michael McDonald

>>212398179
Laaaaaaame

Why don't people do more creative stuff? Everyone today just wants to blend in and look normal so they don't get made fun of online. That's why you don't see goths or scene kids or other subgroups anymore

Dead ass.

>>212398346
>>212398346

Dead ass 2.

Dead Ass 3: Dead Ass Day

>>212398075
I don't seethe. I recognize the superiority of the jew. They're smarter and more refined than us goys
Arguably we should only let Jews into this cuntry