Thread 212469376

pints edish

>>212469393
classic

fooking day for it lads

Gliding into /brit/ smoove like

On an island in the sunnnn

leftypol empire

>he still gets drunk on the weekend
lol what even are you. some kind of creature?

>>212469408
Oh shit,Timmy's crush

Uber man got here. Couple burgers and a beer. Asked me for my code I said oh hang on
He sighed, I just shut the door on him.
Cheek of it.
Reporting my 20 quid order as not delivered lol, hope he get's sacked.

>>212469420
No fun allowed boring bastard

twiddle-dee-dee

>>212469372
>I'm joking I swear!!!
>But also I'm gonna hold the thread to hostage if I don't get my special spastic edition
you are the saddest nigga alive

Money is an illusion and we're all subject to it

>>212469440
what he wrote reeks of hemochromatosis brain damage

>>212469450
Don’t you have some tree to be hugging?

>>212469454
i studied economics at uni la x

>>212469454
And don't you have a black wife to be hugging?

heathergimp must have been bullied a LOT in school

>>212469466
mikey laughing somewhere

Irish diaspora registry office wedding

>>212469454
hugging trees is le bad! buy the sports shoes like a good goy, spend less time out doors goy, dont connect with nature goy!

>>212469473
Not really fussed as long as she’s hot, any colour will do for me
Quick question: have you ever copulated with a woman?

>>212469494
fat little bastard

dench 'gress

>>212469488
irish chads wedding lovely black queens
anglo virgins wanking to anime

says it all

>>212469502
well he spends all of his time posting about men, so go figure

just actioned something

>>212469517
ROARING

listening to music, this shit pretty damn good but a little sad with the lyrics

who tuched my chocolits

>>212469543
i did

just when I need you, you pack your things and go

Got the bwc out

pure, distilled, uncontaminated, fabricated in a Taiwanese semiconductor clean room by molecular beam epitaxy satire.

>>212469494
fruit loops for the little fruity bastard

heathermongo

When (if) you go to sleep tonight, I want you to think about your eternal loneliness

might go and cop an energy drink

Wish my gf, who has the body of a 12 year old, was actually 12. As a joke

>>212469575
Um

What are good things to read if you want to become schizo?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_Management_Engine

nothing grows here and nothing ever will
it all died a while ago but I wait here still
I wait here still
I wait here still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w6vqc9jFS0

This is the song that will play when I battle the dark and malevolent spiritual forces that have been destroying the world for the past decade or more.

Just turned 30
No education
No bank account
Never had a job
Never been on bennies
Never had my own money
Not spoken to someone in person outside my immediate family in over 5 years
Leave the house once a month to see my elderly nan
I am the runtiest wastrel ever and it's time to end things methinks

>>212469596
>become

bro what

How her fade look?

>>212469601
why don't you have a bank account

>>212469601
Go outside then nigga. Apply to a pizza place, they always hire. Don’t just fucking moan all day

>>212469601
ktim

>>212469601
why not instead of ending it, turn it around

kay time!
kay time!
kay time!

>>212469670
what was the lego game where you play a knight?
i remember playing that a bit with a friend who had it

I would call you up every Saturday night and we’d both stay out til the morning light and we sang…

pajeetabix

ur new favourite cereal from india

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knOd-BhRuCE
good fillum, this

don't believe it's relevant darling

>>212469601
You’re a disgrace

i for one have welcomed the return of shitposting to the board

>>212469596
dual ec drbg
strategy of tension
marc dutroux
densepose from wifi
michael aquino
bullrun + xkeyscore
george soros' book on alchemy
credit creation mechanism
nlp & mind control

steamings de las'

4 am is the best time in the day it's got to be said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yji_sBjt0_U

At the end of the day,

If you didn't own a Nintendo GameCube?

Then you are a straight-up retard.

I don't make the rules.

oh oh oh sweetie everythings excellent
oh oh oh sweetie everythings fine

braaaaap

*crip walks into /brit/*

>>212469656
My annual income consists of £200 on my birthday in notes from my parents. That I have to give back to them so I can use their paypal account to buy things
>>212469679
No idea where to start. >>212469668 this is not possible where I live. I tried attending a vocational classes course at community college in my early twenties but dropped out after two days
>>212469726
I know I'm embarrassed by my own existence

>>212469822
why

I’d make sweet gentle love to her and sniff her farts.

>>212469833
>No idea where to start
That ok, start anywhere. I had no idea what i wanted to do or where to start and I just starting taking opportunities even if I didn't want them that much. All roads leads to a place better than doing nothing.

>>212469788
i did, loved it
loved mario smash football, shame it didn't take off

not been to /brit in the last ~ 6 - 12 months,
there been any particularly interesting schizo characters in that time?
how's mikey
emmayank?
is the tranny still alive? I know it stopped posting to brit ages ago
the other characters?
Maybe more than 12 months
does that religious cunt still argue non-stop or what?

arsed up my life completely lads

>>212469897
all dead now of course

>>212469914
Irish people are their love of blacks

got banned on tinder for saying moby dick in an innocent way

Swag me out, Swag me out, Fuck the words while they are coming out your mouth
Let them words have a fuck you baby
Watch my middle finger push it out
Whispers to the side
Fiction and some lies
But I really ain’t surprised
Cause everybody know there ain't shit I gotta hide
Well you tell me that you love me when you see me, affff
Feels like a billion motherfuckers don’t like me no more
Ooh yeah they hate me now
Feels like they really wanna break me down
These bitches ain’t on my level
In result they hate themselves
You being everybody but tell me why the fuck you still ain’t yourself
Sometimes I feel a need to just thank myself
Cause I’m real as fuck ho even when I ain’t myself
I wish I could say the same for you
But we all know that shit ain't true
That phony shit just make me laugh
Damn y’all bitches must hate me bad
All y’all niggas so fake its sad

>>212469931
Something something cronem katy gherkin

>>212469955
mmhmm das rite, katy at the gherkin workin

u gotta be the baller in lyfe

/brit/ pilgrimage

>>212469882
There are no opportunities for someone like me except getting on the benefits grind. Which leaves me in the same position I'm currently in except with a little money, which I don't care about
I've been a complete isolated shut-in since twelve. I literally have no education or social skills because I was taken out of school my first week of secondary-school by my parents and I can tell they've absolutely resent me now
I'm completely fucked

>>212469991
What the fuck type of mental illness do you have? Do you look like a freak?

just copped a can of monster

i aint even mad cus that shit kinda fly

forgot it's like 4 in the morning right now for you lot

On the day we took pictures of the structure

>>212469991
>for someone like me
do you have a disability mate? Sounds like you need some help, reach out to social services and get a case manager who can help you integrate. Don't kill yourself man, sounds like a rough deal but you have the power to change it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzCJASxRdTQ

I regard anyone who was there back in January 2012 when Katawa Shoujo launched as my brother.

But none of you were there, were you?

You are all a bunch of newfags. You don't have any knowledge of what things were like back then. In 2011, 2012, 2013, and so on.

It honestly makes me laugh. I wish you all knew how good things were back then.

I went on a first date 2day
If she messages me that'll be a success

>>212470008
It seems they were the victim of neglect and abuse and has mental issues because of that that prevent them from reintegrating with society. It's why mental health care needs more funding.

>>212470044
Is she white or Jewish?

>>212470050
Possibly both not even gonna lie

>>212470033
I was a newfag around then and only really used /b/

>>212470046
Read what he wrote again. His parents cared for him then and still do so now.

>>212470013
keep on keepin' on

I love australia!

I love the USA!

the neverending melty

>I love australia!
>I love the USA!

>>212470067
Even if they feel that way its obvious they were very neglected if they were pulled out of school and ended up with severe social and academic disadvantages.

I love NZ!

>>212470086
dire creature

>>212470092
why you always such a prickly pear francebro?

I love France!

>>212470066
Then you don't have even the slightest clue what things were like back then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk

This song still makes me shed actual IRL tears when I listen to it.

/v/ circa 2010-2013 was my people. And I can never get them back ever again.

>>212470046
You the fella who likes trannies?

even plain jane american girls like >>212470099 mog rat-faced british girls like >>212470086 so hard

>>212470116
You cant ever get back any moment again, but thats okay because it would be impossible to enjoy them more than you did.

nah bro what smdh

>>212470099
>>212470122
Why should I care that you made an AI slop "photo" to "prove" that there were some girls allegedly affected by the flood?

You are pathetic and need to kill yourself ASAP.

>>212470008
Probably aspergers or something I've never been diagnosed. I dunno I think I'm fairly normal looking
>>212470028
I'm not physically disabled no. If a bong here knows some service I can get in contact to help me I will try
>>212470093
They're not abusive and never have been but I was a shit in primary school always getting into trouble and they couldn't be bothered dealing with that again throughout secondary school so they pulled me out and pretended they were home schooling me.

>>212470144
PODYBC

>>212470152
Nobody knows what any of those words mean, you despicable fucking cunt.

>>212470105
personal reasons

>>212470146
>so they pulled me out and pretended they were home schooling me
that's neglect anon. I'm sorry that happened to you. It's not your fault.

>>212470159
I swear to god you are the Dumbest Fucking Nigger i've ever seen
Dumb Ass Nigger

>>212470170
You think this: >>212470099 is a real photo?

Are you legitimately fucking retarded?

Look at the fucking random blur. Look at how every single "woman" looks like a generic amalgamation of what an algorithm would think American women look like.

The whole fucking thing is fake. The person who posted this garbage should be dragged out of their bed in the middle of the night and executed. Splatter their brains across the floor.

>>212470162
He wouldn't have learned much in school anyway. The British educational system is a pile of crap.

>>212470197
meds, now
iron-lowering meds, now

charles châtenay was arthur's last kiss

>>212470210
>no argument
I accept your concession.

>>212470146
>I'm not physically disabled no. If a bong here knows some service I can get in contact to help me I will try
give it a google mate and tell them your predicament. I work for services like this and helped people in similar circumstances as you

Am I left-libertarian with a racial nationalist tendency? It seems so.

>>212470199
They're talking about how they're suffering directly because of that stuff though

>>212470146
>Probably aspergers or something I've never been diagnosed. I dunno I think I'm fairly normal looking
>>212470146
>I'm not physically disabled no. If a bong here knows some service I can get in contact to help me I will try
>>212470146
>They're not abusive and never have been but I was a shit in primary school always getting into trouble and they couldn't be bothered dealing with that again throughout secondary school so they pulled me out and pretended they were home schooling me.
I don't give a shit.

Your life hasn't been even a fraction as difficult as mine has been.

Who the fuck do you think you are, parading yourself around the thread like you're the sad little puppy, and that everyone must stop and comfort you?

Stop fucking posting before I make you pay for it.

Shag on or shag off

Contrasting advice

>>212470243
the /brit/ misery Olympics

>>212470222
ktim

doing a reminisc of being with the ex gf
it was lush n tha

Imagine not having to go to secondary school
My guy, you lived the dream

shaking my jowls and foaming out the chompers

scratagwarn

>>212470256
My school attendance in secondary was only about 50%, so I half lived the dream

guess who's coming to dinner

no i'm the biggest retardedest loser!

listening to motorhead, they dont make british men like this no more

playing pokemon violet

I actually want to be with the ex gf again
She was Just Right

>>212470217
I'll see what I can find
>>212470256
It was at the time I got to spend all day and night playing Halo 3. But it's left me as the worst most hopeless retard
>>212470243
I'll stop now

I think it was called

"The Melty That Couldn't Slow Down"

>>212470283
The moment they lay their eyes on pale, blonde Katy it's Game On

It's crazy that I know people who still have contact me and yet won't send a single message, because they view me as embarrassing in some way.

There are people on my Steam friends list who have had me added since 2008, and used to speak to me every single day, and yet abandoned me as soon as trouble started 4 years ago.

Absolute fucking scum. I want them dead.

braaaap

>>212470296
Why do you think it left you retarded? You know how to read and write don't you?
All the rest of the stuff, maths and science, is mostly all forgotten anyway and anyway the level of education in this country is a complete joke.
Remember in the past a lot of great men like Mozart etc. never went to school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2vitq8q8Rg

My anthem of late 2021

Good mornin

done myself up the kipper

>>212470296
I hope things work out for you. You still have a lot of life left, you can absolutely turn things around.

>>212470308
Sounds like Merseyside falling outs m8

THE SUN IS RISING

just love gayposting
someone says something, i greentext it with a gay image
just feels right

>>212470347
Merseyside? Fuck off. I'm not a fucking northern prick.

i'm optimising shit you didn't even know existed

3 days of no wank, then wanked today. Erection is still weak. No fap doesn’t work

fiddling with me willy. Not feeling it but we gotta get this done or else the urges come back

When I listen to secondary teachers today speaking, they sound so unintelligent and many of them are brown
When I was at secondary school, all of my teachers were white, well-spoken and many had studied at Oxbridge

>>212470375
what kind of urges?

>>212470377
>brown people are le bad

>>212470382
Not him but he means sexual itch

>>212470377
That's just the particular circumstances of your life.

When I was going to school in the mid/late 2000s, a significant portion of my teachers were of Indian, Pakistani, African, or otherwise heritage.

Of course, nobody cared back then. It wasn't yet trendy to complain about foreign influence in the education system.

>>212470393
i'm afraid he means something else
gay urges or worse...

>>212470392
>brown people are le good
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>212470333
Socially retarded, and I don't know how anything works? I never learned how to be independent because I've never had do to anything for myself
>>212470342
Thank you

haven't enjoyed wanking in years but i feel very aggressive if i go a couple of days without one

>>212470382
the big sex. If I dont keep me willy in check im gonna do something silly like go get me a gf and waste me precious time with her. I'm in my career focused lock in arc, no time for chasing women

>>212470404
don't reply to me ever again you freak

gonna start calling it the "Near East" again

You and I
just cant say goodbye...

>>212470405
Like what, going to the shops? Paying your bills?
That's stuffs easy-peasy
As for relationships, most of us here are loner incels whether we went to school or not

>>212470448
poignant photo

rorke type shi

Remember Clockwork Orange?
Did anyone else want the old guy and his manservant to [spoiler]revenge rape the main character when he came back needing help later in the movie?[/spoiler]

>>212470419
Le Proche-Orient?

>>212470455
fr

del GATO

>>212470480
>AI slop
Kill yourself.

>>212470418
Shut up, I'll reply to you lots with hard truths

>>212470492
>AI
No way u srs?

>>212470502
Right so that’s a naked woman with her breasts covered in oil

>>212470509
Yeah. Plant a bullet in your skull, you stupid fucking cunt. Don't ever think you can "trick" someone like me.

>>212470502
Imagine all of the sex this bitch has had, and with how many men
Meanwhile, most of us here are completely sex starved

Crazy Joe Davola is looking for me

>>212470439
>Like what, going to the shops? Paying your bills?
Well yeah, but I don't do any of that because I don't have my own money
>As for relationships
It would be nice to have a friend but that's not my main concern really. I just want to stop being a burden to my parents even though they're partly responsible for my situation they don't deserve to be saddled with me into their retirement years.

>>212470525
kot

>>212470525
looking fierce

>>212470539
Rest assured, if you keep posting garbage like this, I will track you down and I will murder you in your sleep.

Don't think you have any chance of getting away with this. I will find you. And I will stand over you with a great big knife and I will slit your throat. I might even castrate you.

>>212470559
looking haggard
good grief

A non sex starved man is one who cannot remember the last time he masturbated, because all of his sexual needs are met by women

>>212470564
you're not in a mafia flick mate calm down

how deep did it cut when you watched it?

>>212470585
Nah. You’re right. This is real fucking life.

>>212470559
madame scleral show

there's never been a war where i live, guess not many people can say that in the world
well we had a little war against the natives but... you know

10/10 would eat her poo.

>>212470606
Revolutionary and civil war where I live

>>212470609
What if she didn't want you to eat her poo?

>>212470585
Yeah? Really?

"People" who post AI-generated "images" or "videos" have forfeited their humanity. They have surrendered all human rights by posting the absolute garbage that they do. Therefore, I am perfectly within my rights to do whatever I want to them.

I can torture them. I can castrate them. I can prod them with various implements, scarring their bodies with burns and cuts as I please. And, as I do this, I would be 100% morally justified in doing so.

>>212470615
washington state

>>212470621
Why did an AI of a coach trigger you so much?

I tried posting in /cum/ to prepare myself for a potential /brit/ extinction event but it’s just chock full of incels and fascist weirdos making the most boring posts possible
I know most shit here is stream of consciousness gibberish but at least it follows some sort of greater nebula, unlike that utter narcissistic tripe over there

Serbia aibreS

>>212470637
Because I don't have any tolerance for anti-human ideologues like yourself.

Know that if you were in front of me right now, I would straight-up murder you by any means necessary. I'd rip pipes out of the walls and smack them over your skull to ensure that you die ASAP.

And I am going to track you down and kill you, unless you repent your ways. You are going to die. And if you don't repent, you are going to live every single day of your life in fear that I am going to pop up in your bedroom one night and execute you.

i actually get a little sad when i walk past a bench and it has a memorial plaque on it
not even scared of death per se, it just makes me sad

>>212470619
She wouldn’t know.

I don’t have what it takes to take a human life

>>212470637
Where do you live, son?

Yorkshire?

Manchester?

Lincolnshire?

Because wherever it is, I'm coming there.

You are gonna pay for this. I'm going to show up in the middle of the night and plant a dagger inside your skull. You WILL die.

Just watched some porn where a Chinese lass shows how to please a woman. Came very hard and also learnt something new

They should make a show.

>>212470708
HE TWITTED MY TIPPLES... IT WAS PART OF THE ABUUUUUUUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212470714
About?

get the bulgarians hired

I am absolutely fucking invigorated

Nobody can stop me now

see what you need to do now after brexit is form a new union but make sure it's in a way where you have the upper hand

>wake up
>already bored
hmm

>>212470778
church today? or gym

>>212470797
ugh

>>212470742
nah fuck off

does /brit/ have any holidays or anniversaries

>>212470805
they are based.

>>212470865
This is what I feel like around people

Gn /brit/

>>212470890
good noon

Are you still going to wear toy trainers and t shirts into your 30s? It’s time to elevate your style. Do better, dress smarter.

>>212470894
I knew literally dozens of women at university who were more attractive than this wench

the problem with bulgaria is the gypsies, no way around it. actual bulgarians are a simple, but strong and honest people

>>212470906
this is how I feel about the majority of women posted on /int/. I've banged hotter girls than most of them and I'm not even attractive

liz kendall JOI countdown

the streamer gf

priti patel facesit

Ruby Granger sat on my face and farted.

Anyone been watching the love island?

biting the bullet and becoming a bollywood television producer, Bobs and Vagene Island is gonna make me millions

>>212470946
will never be us

elon musk is a shit, he's making himself look like such a weasel by turning on trump after being all in for him

>>212470949
her arse is reserved for my face only

i'll play expedition 33 someday but not right now
just glad french excellence showed the world

>>212471044
What are some other excellent French things at the moment?

>>212471030
uh yeah... eat your lettuce

>>212471051
fuck if i know desu

>>212470918
You honestly watch some shit streamers

I watch streamers who are genuinely feminine and nice, and they play good games (mostly Japanese) and know the references to japanese culture

*enters thread in flip-flops*
morning kings

>>212471044
Expedition 33 is probably the most overrated video game of all time.

Metaphor Refantazio mogs it. HARD.

i smell like i farted

rimming ruby granger's tight arse lads

>>212471100
d-did you farted??

>>212471105
You smell like garlic and shit. Don’t talk to me, cunt.

Speaking the most common language on Earth is a detriment when it comes to the Internet because you have no protection at all from foreigners intruding into any public online forum

Ruby Granger SPH JOI

If I could have gone back in time 12 years, I would have made Abby my wife

scrambled eggs for 'kfast

actually cringing my nut off at america

That is why you must revive the Celtic languages, fully

>>212471175
Why are right-wingers so obsessed with AI slop?

>>212471172
wots that a blog machine? blog on

>>212471189
generally, they have no inclination towards the arts

>>212471198
done him

tomorrow is the last day of my week off
and what have i done with that week? absolutely NOTHING

>>212471175
they're having a ufc fight at the white housue?

>>212471222
Based

>>212471230
i'm getting my new chair delivered today

>>212471231
Who is that? Why is she so ugly?

>>212471230
no post on saturdays here either, it's very annoying and makes me resent weekends as someone who toils on weekends and orders a lot of stuff online

Harry Potter tv show cast looks decent except for the giant elephant in the room.

of all the /brit/ threads I've participated in, this is one of them

>>212471245
Nobody cares

got a dead gurgly tummy this morning

Saving your dogshit zingers for the new?

>>212471403
all my posts are worldies

get it made rorke

>>212471449
>>212471449