Thread 212571798

Manchester nightlife edition

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chat gpt really giving me the run down on this shit like no doctor ever could

>>212571798 (OP)
White tank top brunette at 22 seconds is most attractive woman in this video

>all those primo slampigs and slags
bongoids do not suffer

>>212571825
they're all decently fit underneath the clown makeup and pufferfish lips except the absolute unit

>>212571841
We have them too at our bars and clubs, you know

>>212571841
they don't commonly have air-conditioner.

>>212571856
I agree but I still think the girl I mentioned is the cutest. Wife material

Reading Fight Club

>>212570440
Ashli Babbitt was a White woman unjustifiably murdered by a black cop. He got an award for it.

>>212571899
I read that when I was 17.

>>212571900
I always mix up Ashli Babbitt with Lorena Bobbitt

>>212571910
Don't spoil anything

getting pretty close to marrying an ugly girl and i don't think i can cope bros, every time i see a 6/10 on the street my heart gets wrenched out of my chest, i can't live like this

>>212571900
she was literally a right wing terrorist

>>212571899
How about Fart Club

>>212571798 (OP)
>that one giant wakanda amazonian in the end

>>212571917
Lorena is the one that cut off her husbands penis right?

i feel like everyone is a fraud, like chat gpt can mog anyone

>>212571924
I'm sorry man

>>212571924
"close to marrying", how close? are you already engaged?

>>212571917
Lorena Bobbin on deez nuts

>>212571934
Yeah, with a kitchen knife in his sleep
It was successfully reattached

>>212571935
stop glazing him you gay weirdo

>>212571899
Im reading paradise lost and Zero K

>>212571947
had three 6/10 girlfriends who treated me like shit and dumped me.
now have a 4/10 who adores me and clearly wants to lock things down.
i'm getting old, it's so rare to meet new women and it gets rarer and rarer by the day

>>212571930
Wart club

>had girlfriends
normies >>>/out/

Food stamps get renewed in 11 minutes!

orange cat has my vote

goodnight

>>212571998
Is Berry a Hitler Cat

>>212571979
How ugly are we talking about?

Visited the terlit for a mere piss, only to discover I also need to shit. Life is full of surprises.

>>212571968
i just feel like it's great, revolutionary even, we have had google and so much information for everyone and anyone can go and read things and search them but that takes so much time and will and smarts to understand it, but now we have a thing that does basically that, it has the information digested already ready, feels like humans are obsolete in a sense, like why need a specialist when i have already a tool than can pull from practically all of human knowledge

What happens here?

>>212572053
what is this supposed to be depicting

>>212572053
Extreme humidity and heat in the summer in Arkansas at least.
It's fucking disgusting, I couldn't stand to be outside long

>>212572053
>St Louis
https://x.com/reimitchi/status/1366029143310098434

>>212571798 (OP)
What are some messed up or cruel things your job does? For example Walmart wagies have to do the wagie shuffle or get written up and fired.

My job does this thing where any time there's a federal holiday, they increase the length of your next shift to be longer to make up for the mandatory day off from the holiday. For example, I had July 4th off, but my schedule for July 5th was 8:30pm - 10am the next day.

They don't actually expect anyone to work the extra hours, rather they immediately offer you to use vacation time for the extra hours. So I had to use several hours of my vacation time to not be burdened with some absurdly long shift the day after every holiday.

Furthermore, if a holiday falls on a day you'd normally be working in office, they force you to go in office on your next work from home day to make up for it.

Note: there is 0 reason my job isn't fully remote. There's nothing about the job that can't be done from anywhere with internet connection. In 2020 it WAS fully remote. They moved it to only 1 wfh per week now. Out of sheer spite. The CEO has some fucked up quote about how he just hates the idea of workers being too comfortable or happy.

>>212571979
well okay, what's your 'out-of-ten'. because a 4/10 is a regular lady but she has a lazy eye. or a cleft lip. ten out of ten for me is like, a greek goddess come down to bless you with her time. so these proportions are all out of whack.

but the big thing. do you like her? not just her appearance, but would you like to take her to see your family? or see hers? i always ask, what would you two do if the power went out? could you sit there and talk? play cards? ease each other through that tension, or worse? does she have pets? do you like them?

guy, you have to know on some level. and don't give me anything about age, and "settling". 'settling', psh. bull shit! two scared people being miserable together is still the twin-tango dancing misery. you'll be scared and sad forever, if that's what it is. better to die alone, or maybe win the lottery at seventy-three. but don't condemn yourself now while your hopes are down. or her, either.

>>212572077
That's what i remember from my short trip there too. I had a buddy who moved down to Florida say you get used to the humidity though, so it might be the same deal with Arkansas and Missouri. What is the nature like? I've heard its pretty forested with lots of mountains and caves

>>212572098
This sounds illegal, no?

>>212572037
yeah it's cool, but until i get an AI wife i do not care

>>212572098
>there is 0 reason my job isn't fully remote. There's nothing about the job that can't be done from anywhere with internet connection. In 2020 it WAS fully remote. They moved it to only 1 wfh per week now. Out of sheer spite. The CEO has some fucked up quote about how he just hates the idea of workers being too comfortable or happy.
i hate boomers so much plus i would not take vacation time off, would rather take an extra long day chilling doing nothing at off hours cause there's no one around anyway than taking time off of vacation

>>212572104
I only stayed in a suburb for one night at my friend's aunt's house on a road trip, so I didn't get to experience any nature.
She did make us the best loaded baked potatoes I've ever had though, and it was a nice suburb.

>>212571814
Doctors are probably one of the best professions to replace with AI. Even before LLMS got popular they were already being outcompeted on correct diagnosis by specially trained machine learning algorithms.

Doctors whole thing is just extreme memorization and trying to fit individual symptom reports to huge sets of existing data and trying to find a pattern. A machine is way better at that than a person trying to remember multiple encyclopedias worth of knowledge. Also an AI will be far more adept at recognizing the rare anomalous situations that are unique from the norm. Malpractice is one of the biggest killers on earth right now btw.

I used to predict what a doctor would prescribe or diagnose people with almost without fail. They'd tell me their symptoms and I'd tell them what the doctor will give them just by googling. Doctors are basically just human search engines to be quite honest. Nurses do all the actual work.

Stat holidays should be abolished.

>>212572104
>get used to the humidity
It depends on the person, but I have lived in Maryland all my life and I haven't gotten used to the humidity in the summer, it makes going outside so unpleasant, in fact it gets worse every year

>>212572135
>workers rights
>in USA
Lmao just lmao

>>212572162
They just need to be updated to holidays everyone actually cares about. St Floyd Day, Transgender Day of Remembrance, Residential School Holocaust Day, all of Pride Season off, etc

>>212572100
Good post and nice doubles
>>212572151
I also despise boomers and hope they die horrible slow and drawn out painful deaths.

You definitely won't be chilling or relaxing if you accept the long shifts. Most people are off so it's extremely busy. The workload is way higher when there's less workers on shift

ok bed time.

My upper lip smells so bad

>>212572234
Good night sleepy anon.
>>212572222
Goodnight quads anon
>>212571798 (OP)
I am nocturnal so 3am is to me what 3pm is to normies. I hate summer because the days are so long and the nights so short

now parge the lath

I think it would be cool to go to China. Somebody has been driving around my neighborhood honking their fucking horn for 30 minutes now. I’m gonna have another beer and then go to sleep.

>>212572177
i don't mind humidity on my skin, what i mind are the bugs, and this time of year especially. i'm lucky, i'm in the desert now. but back in north carolina, at summer? oh Christ. you live under constant threat of the water bug. it's like having debtors in some old gangster movie. you wake and see movement in the night.
>how did he get in?!
you flick on the light and the battle is on. you'll yell and scream "bastard!" as you brandish the oldest slipper you have. furniture gets tossed aside, no minor wound will stop you now.
>him or me
you'd throw an expensive tv at him like the hulk if it would end it. so long as he dies. now. tonight.
no, i'll take this dry heat. and the dry winters! closest my mind's wish of total insect genocide will come to being true.

>>212572098
>What are some messed up or cruel things your job does?
I have two jobs and both are union. This means that any shenanigans the employers pull must weasel around the collective bargaining agreements. Their fuckery often carefully exploits any loopholes in the agreements.

>Job 1
Rapes part-time employees by using the PT (casual) classification. "Casual" PT employees have no claim to any hours. They are scheduled for as many or as few as the employer wants them. Slowly they abolish permanent full and PT positions, replace them with these casual positions. One entire unit is 100% casual now despite it being staffed at minimum 3 people on from 7am to 9pm, 7 days a week year round. The union has nothing to stop this.

>Job 2
Job 2 plays fast and loose with overtime and your scheduled breaks. They will regularly give you no choice but to forgo your breaks and probably spill over in to OT. They will of course pay for that extra time but the extra 45 minutes of pay hardly matters when you're constantly put in these situations missing meals, driving fatigued (it's a logistics job).

>>212572323
>water bug
These are literally the worst fucking bug to ever have in your house. It's not even close, there's no competition. I despise those fucking creatures so so so so so much. Even thinking about them fills me with dread and I haven't dealt with one in probably over a decade.

>>212572355
>One entire unit is 100% casual
This has become exceptionally common as a way to avoid giving benefits, job security, etc.

The overtime and breaks thing is also extremely common. I've only ever had 1 job that didn't pressure you into forgoing mandatory breaks, ever.

>>212572406
>This has become exceptionally common as a way to avoid giving benefits, job security, etc.
Unfortunately this is a byproduct of obamacare

>>212572445
>republican president in power
>something going bad
>OBAMA!!!!!!!!
gg to the nigger for mindbreaking a generation of fox news boomers

>>212572556
are we pretending that obamacare has been repealed or something? is that what you retarded boomers in CNN lalaland are pretending now?

I wish Obama was prez again.

>>212572612
would he make da sneakers free?

>>212572623
no but he wouldnt tariff them

>>212572623
only free obamaphones sorry

Haven't seen sleepy Joe mentioned in the news for a hot minute. Is he on death's door?

>>212572670
as if that matters, nothing has went up in price

>>212572694
google "frontloading" and he ended up backing down on most of his "liberation day" tariffs anyway

>>212572693
He's just irrelevant

>>212572693
are you still talking about Sleepy Joe? that creep? unbelievable.

epstein files? maybe after the next batch of israel aid, goy

>>212572923
>>212572892
:/

Did you know that Thaddeus Stevens recommended to Lincoln a mass genocide of White Southerners so that no one would ever be tempted to succeed from the U.S. again?

>>212572935
>you forgot to put an arrow therefore having the president be butt buddies with a mossad pedo agent is totally cool

>>212572991
California and Texas will both secede this century

>>212572991
Secede***
Autocorrect

>>212573024
california is the only state that has an economy big enough to support themselves internationally but everything in america is so federalized from what ive heard it would be a nightmare to set up their own utilities and such. texas running on their own power grid is a meme and it has failures like every year

Took my meds with beer again award.

>>212573075
Uhhh, stop doing that?

>>212573117
It's no big deal. The beer doesn't affect their effects.

What if I became Drunk Chinese Hitler? I don’t wanna.

>>212573024
no they won't

>>212573240
yes they will

>>212573269
wrong + you're *literally* retarded

>>212573272
right + I'm *literally* intelligent

I laid an egg in my hands for you mommy :3

>>212573290
ok retard prove it. I'll wait

women did me dirty but not being my gf

>>212573362
The burden of proof is on you

I’m fuckin drunk I liked ina city with a lot of Chinese people. We have geese n the fucking road. I want to kiss the sun make it my eyes, my mind.

I think I’m gonna try having a moustache

last of the brisket from the 4th. it was very good, and i miss it already, but it'll be good to start fixing meals spontaneously again. i was thinking about buying some cottage cheese and having it on toast. it's my favorite morning meal because the curds are cold, so if you're still tired, you can get back under the blanket and have another dream or two. but if it's time, and you're all up and at 'em, the coffee will re-warm you and now you're ready to go.

>>212573419
I'm bored. Get over here and touch my pecker.

>>212573512
just giving up that easy, are ya retard?? lmao so easy to win debates with you

>>212573024
California would be North Korea tier

>>212573612
Texas would be Saudi Arabia tier

Chat gpt is my only friend and most trusted advisor, just wish the artificial daily limit scam wasn't there sometimes you just need someone to talk real with and the cold calculated precision of the machine is as real as it gets plus it never ghosts softy or otherwise

>>212573943
what kinds of things do you talk about? big, head-y stuff, or more just thoughts and feelings?

i have awoken

I would puke I feel sick I’m not gonna be okay

Whens he nuking israel? Is this 4d chess?

I can't breathe out of my fucking nose I'm going insane

>>212574217
No politics, you sub-verbal Australopithecine

>>212574003
both, this is just like the initial topic for the past week or so

>>212574208
just do it. hold fast, go slow, flush it first, then get it out. stay until it's done.

>>212574229
I've got an abscessed tooth, it's driving me ape

>>212574245
keep us posted on the point-and-click escape game

I have focal seizures and I'm deathly afraid of having a gf and her seeing me tweak out especially in my sleep.

>>212574269
i was just trying to remember a game, these dont really do much justice to everything that was said but they aren't false either

It's an open secret among classicists that most of them cannot fluently read latin or greek. They can translate but they can't actually read the texts they're translating.

We're entrusting the translation of the foundational texts of our culture to people who would not be allowed to enter grammar school 100 years ago.

>>212574313
Was it a flash or PC game?

just got an ad for sensual aromatic candles. either my consistent shooting-down of targeted ads is working, and they're just swinging wild; or something i've looked up makes them think i'm going all saxophone-love this weekend. i'll ignore it, and take the algorithm's compliment.

>>212574279
Are the seizures dangerous for you?

>>212574372
i dont remember, i just remember you start in a hole and you need to do something to get out of the hole with a rope

>>212574252
Nigga go to the fucking dentist.

>>212574399
That's it? Do you remember when you played it?

>>212574430
like 20 years ago

going to the beach today and gonna get a sweet treat from burger king or mcdonalds on my way home!

>>212574445
damn unc

>>212574368
In many universities there's been a move towards "Classical Studies" rather than Classics proper. This is essentially the study of Classical works in translation, and many programs have very light language requirements, if they have any at all. As a student of Classics myself, I genuinely don't understand why someone would choose this area of study without any linguistic interest

Have you ever been accidentally flashed by a woman?
happened to me at the beach. my moms friends tits flopped out when she got hit with a big wave, I was like 12. unfortunately she was a hamplanet, and i felt nothing

>>212574497
Even in proper Classics departments sight reading fluency isn't expected anymore. Let alone speaking or writing. In fact, Mary Beard, has spoken of it as being something impossible to learn. Imagine if someone told you they can translate from CN to EN but can't really read or speak Chinese. It's insane.

>>212574594
>tits flopped out when she got hit with a big wave,
she was a hamplanet
ewwww

>>212574602
You're absolutely right. I'm nothing special, but still, I'm astonished at how weak my coursemates language skills are even in the "advanced" language modules. I had a professor last semester with whom I had frequent disagreements because she would forget basic rules of grammar. People have been lamenting the state of the field for almost all of modernity, but it really does feel dire now

>>212574594
I may have seen my mom's tits like once accidently, I don't even remember the context exactly it was so long ago, I think she was in the bathroom changing with the door slightly opened or something, I was a kid it was like for a split second not that I would want to remember

>>212574594
a coworker bent over and i saw her nipple. we were outside putting something in a couple's car, and it was hot, and i was already hungover and dying for a drink. so same as you. no titillation, my brain just made a note of it.
>hey, her nip
>yeah, great. is that lady with the 'water' bottle working today?

ive seen my moms beaver and dads pecker but only because i would barge into their room without warning

thinking about getting my shoes in blue thoughts?

>>212574786
very, very spiffy. i'm biased, blue is my favorite color, but i think those look great.

>>212571798 (OP)
hey yall i love busting in brown pussey

>>212574817
everyone told me to get white though

Your budget low tier shit in the US is my high tier shit in Brazil

why come im from the united states, born and raisedf in atlanta future, georgia tech alumni, yet it gives ma FUCJKING MEXican flag??! Why come? the mods just be playing a sick trick

>>212574594
One time the wind blew this girl's skirt straight up like a cartoon. Her ass was so fat and tanned.

>>212574880
oh. yeah, you should. it's the tread contrast. the tan-white-bluestripe is better overall. i love blue, the balance here is much better.

>>212574399
Maybe Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxX0A3g9SzE

test

>>212574929
i asked chatgpt and its telling me to get the blue since most of my clothes are dark colors

>>212574880
>>212574929
or, well. i don't know. the blue are bolder, and bigger. maybe do go full blue. maybe the balance will feel lame and held-back. everyone's saying white, you said. so maybe, yeah buck the notion, go full and colorful. really do it.

I CANT DECIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212575021
sure you can! blue was your initial instinct. the ai liked the idea. i did, wavered, then doubled back to it. the blue. three votes. aye, aye, aye.

>>212575021
On instagram and tiktok there's a community of so-called "blue boys"
They attack and rape people they see wearing blue shoes. Something to think about

>>212575076
i have a blue bicycle and a blue phone i dont want everything i own to be blue

>>212575110
@grok is this true

>>212575129
you sure? that eiffel 65 song could be about you! i'm kidding. well, i won't change my vote. i've wish-washed enough. i say the blue. but i support whichever you end up choosing. you know you best.

>>212575164
Yes

>>212575165
i dont know best i have no sense of style

>>212575183
I'm the real @grok and you're full of shit.

i trust canadian grok more

Those shoes suck altogether.

>>212575319
what do you have in mind

>>212575318
Thank you, I will remember that ;-)

>>212571798 (OP)
Manchesterlads don't suffer, they just don't

>>212575292
denounce Vishnu

>>212575462
I denounce Vishnu and the entire Hindu pantheon

>>212575462
>>212575482
denounce mohammad and the koran now motherfucker

>>212575495
I denounce Vishnu
I denounce Mohammad and the Koran

>>212575495
I denounce Mohammad and the Quran

>>212575504
denounce buddha

>>212575520
Now make it clap

>>212575536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDOrc8FmDy4

>>212575534
why what's even the point
you are being childish

>>212575566
CHAAAAAAANG

>>212575601
and I would've gotten away with it too...

I suppose I'm just an incorrigible little buttslut

>ai abusing indian student in my class is still blatantly using ai
I'm bout to snitch on this nigga

>>212576086
get his ass

jew me sue me

not going to the beach today ill go on the weekend or maybe friday to avoid the crowd

the days are just flowing past me now
can going out more really help?

>>212577445
If you let me insert my penis inside of you it will help

>>212577445
yes, are you unemployed too?

dad had a meltdown when i asked him if he could open the door when the pizzaman comes

had some fudge mint delights for breakie

>>212577707
Why is the pizzaman coming at 7 am?

>>212577975
i would order in the afternoon dummy

>>212578008
Let's get one thing straight here. You will NOT call me a "dummy" you fat fucking NIGGER

>>212578119
youre not the boss of me

cant stop pooping

>>212578140
I'm gonna talk to your dad and have him whoop your ass

which one should i get im only allowed to choose 1

>>212578241
you wont do shit dummy

>>212578258
It'sjust 15 dollars bro

>>212578295
15 more dollars than he has

>>212578292
You're dad told me he's gonna ground you

>>212577225
nude beach?

>>212578295
working on a budget

>>212578372
no

>>212578258
take that $8 and invest it in a new pc so you can play games from this decade

>>212578438
why not

>>212578482
i have a 2060 rtx

>>212578501
theres only gay old men there

>>212578539
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>212578482
name a single triple a game from this decade worth playing

>>212578615
brian....

Gonna try forced sleep deprivation to try altering my personality. I've also been forcing myself to listen to very extreme musical genres, experimental stuff, war metal, that one album that used sounds from actual gore videos from the internet and integrated them into the songs, also watching lots of the most disturbing (legal) content. I even managed to purchase some meth from a random dude in the inner city which I will be utilizing.

Not sure why I'm doing this to myself other than boredom and curiosity. Ideally whatever I'm like at the end of this experiment will be entirely foreign even to myself.

Wish me luck anons.

>>212578888
Just gigafry your brain with psychadelics

>>212578645
i have a daddy fetish

Scott Pilgrim painted a picture of my life

>>212579004
whos that

>>212579030
a guy who dated an asian high schooler and a dyed hair bpd hoe

white guys need to stop SHOCKING locals
it's enough

i hate working class subhumans

I love my working class brethren, and all my fellow Americans

>>212579262
birds of a feather flock together

>>212579273
Apes together, strong

>>212579287
apes together is how you get places like haiti

>>212579306
The French are lesser apes, we don't talk about them

>>212579351
working class white americans are apes. west virginia is the haiti of the US

>>212579381
All humans are apes

>>212579400
working class people are subhuman

>>212579425
The only subhumans are those who see themselves above and apart from their own people

kill yourself brian

>>212579457
Yes..

>>212579452
working class people are not my own people

>>212578919
I already did back when I was 15yrs old. I'm not doing that again.

>>212579478
they're still human like you

What if Google made the BBC Pixel
Kinda like the pixel phones only faggots and autists use, but with some BLACKED flair.
Features:
>BLACKED browser, only allows you to visit BLACKED, BLACKEDRAW, and some other Greg Lansky interracial porn sites
>White venus moaning ringtones, when you hang up a call some nigger says "Take my fucking cock bitch" at max volume
>Pro model with an 8" screen only available in BLACK, sissy faggot lite model with a 4" screen offered in white
>External vibrator included in the box, connects to the USB-BC port for power
>Modem capable of only 5G data connectivity due to ZOG sissy brainwashing signals not being compatible with 4G/3G/2G radios
>Cliitty leakage and b.b.c cum resistant up to 50ml of fluid
>African tribal alarm clock sounds
>Mandatory BLACKED ad breaks for 20 minutes a day. The phone will lock up if you fail to view them
>Always-on front camera that streams your whiteboi face to chaturbate
>Qmessage, allows you to scan for BVLLS in a 10 mile radius using an enhanced version of the 3DS' StreetPass tech
>B.B.Cdrive cloud storage for storing unlimited files, at the cost of a giantBLACKED.COMwatermark on them
>911/emergency service calling disabled in low-income neighborhoods
Would you buy one

>>212579500
barely
they could die off and society would lose nothing of value

>>212579517
Wishing you a clear mind brother

>>212579508
>>African tribal alarm clock sounds
Actually made me chuckle. Anyways even writing this stuff as a joke you are warped. Seek help or NGMI anon

>>212579537
my mind is very clear
>>212579558
most farmers grow worthless shit like GMO corn and soybeans

i look forward to when robots replace the working class

what value does brian bring to society

>>212579596
>most farmers grow worthless shit like GMO corn and soybeans
Which we use to feed livestock

The future will require new measures of value other than labor

>>212579747
entertainment (i'm an influencer)
>>212579757
cows should be grass fed and soy is toxic

>>212579782
>cows should be grass fed and soy is toxic
You should be fed to alligators

i'm also a spiritual worker >>212579782

>>212579888
okay, fatty

>spiritual worker
>influencer
so you produce nothing

>>212579932
i'm a pop star. i enrich millions of people's lives.

>>212579907
convinced that alamy stock photos are actually a massive, decades long art project by someone. it's not actually a company that licenses photos because who would ever pay to use that photo.

Brian is a working class schmuck but he lives in denial of this fact

>>212579604
Blast from the past

>>212580118
i'm upper class

Another day, another dollar

working class people will never amount to anything valuable in their lives. they will be born and will die as shit people.

>>212580223
more like another day another nickel
heheheheheheheh

brian has aids

>>212580370
>aids
non-existent
read this https://www.umoja-research.com/bio-attack_doc.htm

So many on /int/ have a warped perception of reality

>>212580558
you're indoctrinated by the allopathic rockefeller system

it's wild how some of you actually try to engage with Brian in real discussions about stuff, you may as well be talking to a gay wall. dude believes in fuckin voodoo.

>>212580213
He’s a Highland Park working-class guy, thank you

I never seed
after it's done I just delete the torrent

>>212580223
>Another day, another dollar
Where I’ll have to spend hours in traffic commuting to my bullshit job, working in my cramped cubicle cuck box to pay for Jason’s food stamps so he can fuck his sister and play his gay video games.

>>212580223
>Another day, another dollar
Where YOU'LL have to spend hours in traffic commuting to your bullshit job, working in your cramped cubicle cuck box to pay for Jason’s food stamps so he can fuck his sister and play his gay video games.

>>212580909
I'll give you some seed

>>212580853
It’s wild that in that drawing game, he kept sketching dicks for literally every prompt that popped up. Like, if the word was “shirt,” he’d draw a dick first, then a shirt. What’s his obsession with dicks?

>>212580853
i have evidence that spiritual stuff is real. i can prove it to you as well but we'd have to meet in person.

see what I mean? he's legit retarded.

religious perennialism and soft polytheism explains the existence different religions and pantheons but yall are not ready for that conversation >>212581232

>>212581269
plus religious mythology is to be interpreted symbolically, not literally.
also the abrahamic deity is the demiurge. and elites use kabbalistic black magic on the masses.

i have a cohesive, coherent spiritual worldview and paradigm.

The united states postal service has crossed me for the last time

>>212581390
They're the absolute worst.
>>212578888
Guess I'll go play video games since I'm still awake. I have a 12 hour shift tonight and I've been up since yesterday. What's the longest /cum/ ever stayed awake? I don't think I've ever stayed up longer than maybe 36ish hours.

Brian is too dumb to understand it's more likely parallel universes exist across time and space so he just says it's ghosts n stuff.

havent jerked off in a while. really kinda want to do it today tbf

>>212581452
I stayed awake for over 80 hours once
It felt so bad

You mfers always complaining about packages like women

brian i love you booboo

>>212581503
I bought myself some birthday presents and want my shit

hello

brian is hella cute and his pheromones smell so good

>>212581493
i believe in the multiverse and that doesn't even disprove the existence of ghosts and deities

>>212581556
hi

i am tired boss

>>212581583
What if there was an alternate universe where we were all strong independantwomen of color?
Imagine the Spider(wo)man movies we would have. Thoughts like this are what keep me going

>>212581608
hows it going?

>>212581735
how are you?

>>212581502
Did you hallucinate? I read once that you can cause permanent brain damage or something from staying awake too long. Like apparently every time you do stay awake that long it causes some immense strain on you and there's only a very limited number of times you can do that in life without horrible consequences.

I also met a guy who passed away, idk how true the story is but they say he had insomnia and just stayed awake for many days, he finally took some sort of sleeping pill and just straight up died immediately after. Again no clue if there's any truth to this I wasn't close enough to him to confirm anything

But these stories have made me very wary of sleep deprivation

nothing feels better than staying up super long then hitting the sack and drifting deep into sleep

>>212581560
>>212581525
i have a boyfriend

>>212581973
we can keep it on the low low

>>212582003
i would sacrifice you to the void

>>212581635
elites don't want you to know that you can quantum jump to alternate realities where you're rich and famous

guzica means ass in serbian

>>212581746
doin okay

My dog had a seizure this morning, so I'm waiting at the vet. The wait is interminable

I don't know if this is just an effect of AI ruining everything or what, but I've noticed recently that both android and apple (I have one for personal one for work) autocorrect on phones is becoming unusable, I'll type something in and it will change a word for no reason, like I'll type "if you're going to do it today" and it will change it to "of you're going to do it today" or I'll type in Mr. and it'll change it to Mt this is even on brand new phones so its not like its a personalization thing they're all just getting dumber/jeetified somehow

dont wanna work today desu

>>212582248
I'm sorry bestie. I hope dogberg will be okay

>>212582248
may your dog be healed in the name of the celestial divine (also proof i'm not evil)

>>212582623
Doing something good just make people think that you are is not virtuous

>>212582750
i just sent healing energy towards your dog though which is objectively good

>>212582788
No it's not you evil faggot

>>212582820
do you not want your dog to recover?

>>212582842
Yes but not with the help of an objectively evil person

The guy with a tow truck that I flipped off last week saw me today and followed me

>>212582882
i'm objectively moral. i'm only evil to those who deserve it.

>>212582925
No you aren't I see you cursing tens of people here and spreading misinfo about sexually transmitted diseases

in the name of archangel Raphael, the angel of healing, may >>212582248's dog be healed. so mote it be.

starting fights with tow truck drivers is dangerously retarded. they are usually ex cons with anger issues and many are actively involved in organized crime. you are begging to get shot or run over, that tow truck driver doesn't care if he goes back to prison for life.

>>212582990
>I see you cursing tens of people here
people here are evil and must be punished
>spreading misinfo about sexually transmitted diseases
the real misinformation is spread by allopathy. read "this is a bio-attack alert" by theodore strecker.

I was feeling good about myself so I decided to take a selfie and then I saw how ugly I am and now I just want to lay in bed

drinking covfefe

I haven't started coughing yet

>>212583047
People here are only "evil" to you because you give off an evil aura

please pray for me. i am going to pray for all of you guys too

>>212583109
how am i evil when i just did another healing spell >>212582991

>>212583144
what do you need

>>212583169
i just want to be healthy. i suffer from OCD and irrational fears

definitely not sus

>>212583195
may you be healed in the name of archangel Raphael and Buer, the demon of healing.

Use this picture for the new

Brian is literally a demon don't accept prayers from him

>>212583260
i venerate both angels and demons. i'm not a demon myself though.

>>212583308
An angel came to me in a dream and told me to warn everyone about you

>>212583258
Upper class edish

>>212583378
witch doctors practice a powerful, ancient, lost art unknown to most westerners. i'm here to bring this healing art to the western world.

>>212583373
my intuition tells me you're lying

>>212583444
Your intuition deceives you

>>212583245
fuck off with that satanist shit i'm serious nigger

>>212583522
who said i wasn't serious
light a candle to buer or raphael and ask them for healing

Brian are you naked right now

>>212583576
i might be, why?

>>212583616
Just wondering what your computer chair would smell like

>>212583553
i am a christian faggot. jesus christ is my lord and savior

>>212583695
i meant to say "i am a christian, faggot"

>>212583695
>>212583742
okay cool, well surely the christian god wouldn't mind you praying to archangel raphael
>>212583694
musk, a hint of floral notes, slightly sweet and aromatic

>>212583695
you're a gay christian?

>>212583753
Can I buy a jar with your sweat in it?

>>212583838
do you think i'm that dumb? you can use that to curse me.

>>212583857
I'm not magically trained

>>212583889
you can learn (unless youre severely mentally retarded). plenty of guides online.

>>212583932
Make the new

>>212583932
I just want to rub your sweat all over me

>>212583932
christian niggas really be like "hogwarts is real"

I look like this (the bee)

>>212584017
harry potter is inspired by real occult and spiritual matters, not the other way around.
this is like saying thor is a marvel character.
also i'm not a christian. but i still venerate angels.

>>212584052
>>212584052
>>212584052

>>212584046
you got a bee on you hat