Thread 212588860

filo anime-edition
prev >>212584052

jasonesque edition

>>212588893
how dare you

I take great offense to that

>>212588860 (OP)
I'M GONNA TROOON

>>212588860 (OP)
Not allowed to look at this image in texASS anymore

Forgot to pay my electricity bill and the energy company said I was randomly selected to have a charity pay off the entire balance

Republicans are trying to legalize pedophilia

Demonrats import pedophiles

>the English name Candace in Italian is Candida
LMAO

going to take that leaf's adive from yesterday and go to the community pool

>>212589130
It’s not that funny

>>212589144
Taking adive in the pool?

living in a fucked up hell version of reality where most women like me on a surface level but absolutely zero of them see me as a viable person to fall in love with

>>212589157
Candida is evocative of yeast infections in English, making the Italian form a terrible name for the Anglophone ear. Candace is a normal name and does not have such implications THOUGH
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candidiasis

>>212589157
I mean, it means white in Latin, I don't see what is funny, it even describes the whiteness of Roman togas

Why did the frog's vocaroo sound so femanine

We're all going to die nuclear hellfire over a petty Slavic squabble

>>212589258
*AI_SLOPS

>>212589244
It's not even the good writing of my name through

somebody's not having a good day

>>212589284
You've got that right. I dropped my wrench in the toilet just as I finished using it

people that get banned from /pol/ should be permabanned from all boards

>>212589192
i still love the leaf

>>212589284
i'm having a bad day despite nothing bad happening. my gut biome has already decided i'm going to feel like shit today

>>212589209
I think I'm seen as someone cold as well, I don't show my emotions

>>212589346
Kek clumsy oaf

>>212589244
that's why people running for elections are called "candidates"
because they wore white robes while canvassing

>>212589373
My coveralls got holed from keeping it in there. I pulled them up and it just slipped right out

>>212589468
Ayo this nigga wearing coveralls

>>212589395
I did not know about that, so it holds the same root as my name. I believe having white clothes during Roman antiquity was not affordable, maybe white was seen as a precious colour

>>212589371
well, I'm always keen to talk about languages. If you still want to learn some Latin, I can help you with Latin if you help with my French

I don't have much to do at work and I'm supposed to be constantly giving my underlings tasks so they are just doing everything while I post on 4chan

Nature should be gate kept, I’m tired of city dipshits coming around and acting like retards. Stay in your cuck den

>>212589237
It didn’t go that hard tho

>>212589501
It would be nice, i can help you with french if you wish

why does anti-commie propaganda make commies look badass

>>212589554
I may find it more funny personally, as I sometimes joke about naming daughters after sexual diseases that sound like girls’ names, such as Chlamydia or Gonorrhoea, except in this case Candida is an actual Italian name

>>212589558
>>212589501
Unc think he boutta score

>>212589558
do you have discord? if so, I can give you mine. I assume it will be inundated with messages from this thread

did u know the latin antonym of “candidus” is “niger”

>>212589649
Hell naw unc horny asl

yall a bunch a unc ass mfers

>>212589649
I was about to ask if you have discord,
no I don't think people are caring and they do not have the same interests as us, it's quirky for them

discord:__venere__
(It is Latin and you will be probably the only person who knows what it means I believe.)

If a women ever says
>sorry I took so long to reply I was busy!
She really means
>If I truly liked you, I would find the time to respond to you. I am politely telling you that there is no chance of us getting in a relationship

>>212589493
They're like pajamas you can get dirty in

>>212589544
based fuck them city slickers

Gorilla dick daddy is hungry

>>212589764
Umm then why am I meeting up with the gyal who always says that

My penis is 7 inches yet I’m still a virgin

fighting a losing battle with my bowels

>>212589755
Okay, I sent a request. I was gonna give you mine so you didn't have to give yours here lol

>>212589836
im meeting up with your mother tonight

venere more like
venereal

like the disease

>>212589867
get his ass

>>212589864
It is ok i had 3 requests, which is weird

Finna goon

>>212589867
Send her my regards

>>212589884
It's a goddess

Spinster has competition now

>>212589755
How about venio like the name of this general

anyone want to watch a movie later today

>>212589781
This dude wears footy pajamas

>>212589975
Netflix and Goon?

>>212589996
No footy but that would be nice too

>>212589961
this is a goddess

>>212590023
i mean it was kinda mark antony who spilled his spaghetti

>>212589910
stfu

>>212590026
big ol baby lookin ass nigga

>>212590122
Leave this thread

Ok why would she be so rude tho

>>212590166
kek

>>212590175
no im going to stay now since it makes pedos seethe
faggot

>>212590216
basé

>>212590039
She's a wretch
THIS is a Goddess

>>212590215
>sneed lain
Wew

>>212590355
>literal half breed slut
gross

>>212590189
She blocked you?

>best chance at getting a Switch 2 is signing up for fuck ass walshart plus
Wtf nintenjews

>>212590400
frog lain

>>212590431
Chat is this real

>>212590414
/V/ told me no one was buying it and you can just walk into any store and pick one up

>>212590414
patiently waiting for yuzu 2

>>212590405
Half God, Half Demon
Completely superior to her sisters

nothing to do today, really wanna goon

Uninstalled battlefront ive grown frustrated with trying to mod it

>>212590411
So rude!

>>212590549
>ntr smile

>>212590474
Maybe its just my city idk, I’ve been to at least 2 stores every week since launch and never seen one. Seems like unless you waited in line the first night it has been hard to find in my city

>>212590576
Yes very rude she could have at least said something before doing so

me asf

>>212590590
Why are you so desperate for a console with no games

on quiet summer days like this i think back to my younger days when i would just goon all day
then i proceed to goon all day

>>212590635
it has Mario Kart World and uhh

I have nothing to consoom and I must scream

>>212590661
definitely one of the two things i'm gonna quit by the time i turn 30

>>212590690
I heard the new mario racing game is trash

Just served a customer his food after scratching my sticky nuts, I am now typing this in my car during my break. AMA.

>>212590501
>superior
>bell regularly kicks her ass and she gets bullied by skulds robots on a regular basis
>is also a gigantic whore

>>212590758
Still see a lot of people playing it on twitch but yeah

>>212590771
You made his meal extra salty haha

>>212590635
I never had a switch 1 so there are some games I want to play from that. Also don’t want tariffs or other bullshit to jack up the price by the time they are widely available

>>212590771
Based. People who eat in restaurants are subhuman and deserve to be defiled in every way you can manage

anything someone would assume about me based on my appearance is basically true

>>212590758
its just mario kart, it aint that deep

hasanabi is live

>>212590215
>>212590400
She's sneeds daughter

>>212590837
I know my discord keeps popping off

>>212590474
its been sold out everywhere I've looked, even online

>>212590837
Didn’t ask

>>212590611
He looks like if baraka and iron man did a fusion

>>212590837
>turkroach OWNED by destiny
not interested

I remember walking into best buy in 2006 with my dad and getting an xbox 360 it was a magical day

you guys don't actually watch streamers, right?

The sheep are still here

>>212590812
Why?

>>212591008
Stopped watching drama streamers because all they do now is report on hasan and h3 drama and ball wash Israel soooo boring

Do Americans really?

>>212591008
Yes some really do

I love Israel
I love that Israel always win

Grok is appropriating our culture

>>212591070
Very legitimate because he would definitely reply to that instead of ignoring it

>>212591070
>child prostitutes
More of a mossad thing. Cia has better methods

>>212591144
Which methods?

>>212591119
Imagine the subhumans behind those accounts

>>212590902
a bara-man, if you will

>>212591092
So you’re just a bandwagon

>>212591167
You're no better

>>212591163
Money. Lots of it. And drugs of course

>>212591144
CIA and Mossad are deeply entangled to the extent of basically being the same thing albeit

>>212591192
I'm not obese and brown

It’s over

haha my captcha is 4wank

>>212591199
That's not true thoughever. Mossad has at times worked against cia interests, even.

>>212591210
Some flaws are more visible than others

>>212591240
Bloody blyat bloody cyka benchod

>>212591248
Epic lole moment

>>212591240
Inb4 Putin immediately sends them as to Ukraine as bullet sponges kek

>>212591240
slavs going extinct aint really that much of a loss

>>212591257
They got sued into oblivion over that song apparently. Basically ruined the whole band

>>212591240
>kill off waves of white men in pointless foreign wars
>replace them with brownoids

hmmmmmmmmmmm where have I seen this before...?????????????

East Slavs helped build the modern world during the USSR and pioneered space exploration
Brazil meanwhile claims that they invented the airplane

>>212591070
>better to say I cant answer that than just deny it

>>212591332
Now compare US losses in all of our Middle Eastern and Afghan adventures to Russian losses in Ukraine

>>212591355
Not funny

>>212591346
Mine was KEK once but I didn’t screenshot it

>>212591332
Aren’t the Russian citizens getting killed in the Ukraine war disproportionately *not* ethnic Russians; Tuvans, etc

If I lived in 18th century prussia I'd probably have one of these

>>212591419
I almost always screenshot my remotely interesting ones

>>212591240
>moving to a country with a non-zero chance of being press-ganged into an ongoing war
grim

>>212591343
>helped build the modern world
Most of the USSR was still russian empire tier until recent times, their innovations were paralleled by everyone else except in a few cases like space flight

>>212591446
no idea, i don't follow bumfight drama but i do know it's just a hellhole meatgrinder that is chewing up humans with basically no real gains one way or the other. seems like WW1 type bullshit.
>>212591377
yeah probably way less, but also a very different war. ME conflicts were being fought against small guerrilla forces whereas bumfight is conventional military action, more or less. actual uniformed forces and such.

>>212591240
it's a fun kind of international conflict because the enemy hoists itself by its own petard. i'm starting to get why the chinese enjoy winning by doing nothing

>>212591070
you're a naive child if you think any intelligence agency doesn't do this

>>212591497
Look up the average wage in India. Watch travel vlogs where people visit India. India is hell on earth. It’s no wonder they’re so desperate to leave, and willing to put up with what seem like terrible conditions abroad according to Western sensibilities. It’s insane that they’re being let into our countries in the first place, as they would in many cases rather commit suicide than return home.

do americans really

>>212591446
Perhaps at first, but there is plenty of video evidence to the contrary these days

>>212591569
Only because the US annihilated all conventional opposition very quickly whereas Russia is incapable of crushing a much smaller and weaker country

>>212591575
At times, literally

>>212591613
lmao

>>212591638
>much smaller and weaker country
funded by nato with all their supplies and munitions

>>212591585
I really don't see why that would be the case, it's like the least efficient way to do it. Money and drugs is how virtually everyone has been controlled throughout history, with women being a distant 3rd

>>212591707
Ukraine had almost nothing in the opening months
If it were an American invasion of Ukraine, there would’ve been a regime change within a week

>>212591707
nigga ukraine was barely funded at the beginning of the war and they still couldn't capture kyiv

going through my super kawaii phase in my 40s

>>212591744
t. patton

>>212591613
If this wasn't texas I would not believe it

>>212591638
>whereas Russia is incapable of crushing a much smaller and weaker country
Ukraine would have collapsed a long time ago if not for escalating Western involvement in terms of materiel support, ISTAR support, Western officers doing all their battle planning, access to Starlink, etc. There’s a weird hybrid proxy war thing going on, but they’re not just at war with one much smaller and weaker country.

>>212591749
The West had been building up Ukraine for war since the 2014 Maidan coup THOUGH

>>212591638
i recently learned that Saddam opened up all the prisons and just let all the convicts run free, and he dumped literal piles of weapons in the streets right before the US Marines invaded. he just turned the city into fucking Escape from LA which is why it was such a quagmire for them.

Russia's strategy does seem fairly retarded, history has shown the direct attack thing doesn't work well in either direction. it's how the Germans got so bogged down and entrench in WW1 and WW2. i guess if they wanted to attack from the Black Sea or something they'd be violating territories around Ukraine and it'd start off wars with other nations and they probably don't need that though.

or maybe it's all just a distraction and a grift to fuel the MIC and kill white people. commies definitely have a long and storied tradition of pulverizing their own citizens for literally no good reason.

>>212589350
No they shouldn't, intentionally trolling /pol/ if you don't use it is very funny. I once made a thread on there about poop swastikas and it got ~15 replies before it got jannied

>>212591786
>If this wasn't texas I would not believe it
Why? Almost every state has a law that makes boycotting israel illegal at this point, the US is an israeli territory so showing some form of respect is the norm

>>212591767
Gay Fag

>>212591834
all they got was javelins from drumpf

Imagine if the US invaded Mexico and Mexico kept raiding across the border

>>212591707
Things ukraine does not have that the US does:
>a navy
>a functional airforce
>long range strike capabilities
>artillery supremacy
>logistics to move an army's worth of supplies to the other side of the world in less than a week
>no shortage of any of these things and more
Be real, ukraine is getting help but it's drip fed and in very small quantities. Not even a brigade's worth of equipment iirc

>>212591901
We wouldn't need to invade

>>212591836
Russians must die to protect the rights of West African nations and Muslims around the world

>>212591901
Don’t even half to imagine, where do you think the tens of millions of hispanics in the country come from? Thankfully in due time they will be deported

Need to get back on the foreskin restoration grind. I tugged very diligently during lockdown for a year and a half to the point that I filled my doctor and a girl into thinking I was uncut. But there's still some work to be done.

who asked

I like this meme cuz this is really how nigga be when u up pole

>>212591939
imagine if they just kept siphoning off jeets and reduced India's population to like 20 million as a result. the battlefield would just be permanently fertilized with the +1 billion fallen jeet soldiers.

>In Flandsaaaars field the poopies blow

The US invades Mexico after 8 years of occupying Baja California and parts of Sonora and Nuevo Leon, seizes most of the border states but isn’t able to fully occupy them, and their attempted invasion of Mexico City is repelled. After two years of fighting, the US occupies various rural villages and small towns but fails to take any major cities
Donald Trump says this is a victory and everything is going according to plan

>>212591883
The boomers must be perged already

>>212592016
Ukraine’s agricultural industry would collapse
Everything they would try to grow would have a slight curry and poo taste

>random message on linkedin from a former employer yesterday
>guy was a complete asshole which is part of the reason I quit
>hey anon we have a position open and someone mentioned you do you want to maybe check it out I think you'd be a good fit and we could get the rehiring process done fast!
>check job
>40k a year less than I make now
>fully in office when I'm remote now
>less days off
>worse insurance
>tell him I make more now and that I work remote, say if he'll add 10k over what I make now and make it remote or at least hybrid with more days off I'd consider it
>he blocks me
>guy makes a post on facebook about how no one wants to work anymore later in the day
What exactly did he think the outcome was going to be here?

america invading canada would be a more apt comparison

>>212592094
Germans and Britons would be overjoyed with this

>>212592016
Imagine the smell

>>212592115
what do you do

>>212592131
Is gonna take two days since all 36 canadians live in like two cities

>>212592173
IT manager, so 99% of the time nothing, the other 1% of the time meetings where I just say good job team keep it up

>>212592131
War Plan Red/Crimson buddy boy

>>212592223
get me in that shit bro

>>212592247
You'd probably sexually assault a intern

>>212592293
i'm not like that and i've worked helpdesk before plus know programming

>>212592328
I'm not even him sorry

Terrone was entry level tech support at a community college making $35,000 but LARPed as some high earner

>>212592048
The US could easily occupy Mexico City just as we have done before

My friends (female) asked me if I would fuck a trans girl and I said no and they said why not and I said it's just not my preference. then they were like "you don't like women"? I legitimately saw RPG dialogue options float in the air in real time and all of them were bad.
>A. "Exactly!"
>B. "Well, I like women, just not ones with dicks."
>C. "I don't like men."
>D. "They were born a man, that's kinda gay, isn't it?
I didn't go with any of them, but they kept on anyway. "You wouldn't fuck Hunter Schaffer?" I said no, and they asked why, and I said because they have a penis and I don't like those. and then the main girl asked "what if she had bottom surgery and the penis wasn't there"

All I could think about was those webms that demonstrated how they just sliced the penis up like a sausage to make a gaping wound that you need to stick shit in so it doesn't close, but obviously I'm not gonna say anything like that in front of all these liberal bitches, so I just shook my head.

None of them have talked to me in like three weeks.

>>212592016
Uh oh stinky

>>212592372
retard

>>212592372
Yeah that’s why my post is the Russo-Ukrainian War with the names changed
To point out that it’s hilarious that Russia is struggling

>>212592247
I don't get to hire this is a major corporation so its a bureaucratic hellhole on the hiring side, basically when a role needs to be created or filled a lead manager (I'm like a mid level manager which is fine with me I can get away with a lot and I'm considered necessary) talks to a department head who then talks to hr who then hands it over to a hiring manager, then the hiring manager calls the people who make it through their shit sorting system and do a fake interview where they really just ask if they want to do a real interview, then they have hr interview them, then if the hr psychopath likes them then they get passed along to a lead manager for an interview then if the lead manager likes them they get hired and placed on a random team

business idea: sepuku

>tfw was stuck at a dead end job for 6 years after college until someone finally gave me a real job and my income tripled

Security guard always thought I was a doordasher driving in with my shit beater with squeaky brakes until I got a new car

>>212592365
Who gives a fuck

>>212591883
Why is Washington state always so BASED?

>>212592467
what job and what degree

You ain't gonna invade shit Cletus lol

>>212592559
**invades your bummy**

>>212592559
speak mexican to me amigo im practicin

>>212592559
We wouldn't need to
Strike key cartel targets and create power vacuums
Threaten Mexican government with sanctions and more strikes if they don't protect our border and get the situation under control
You will destroy yourselves

i love blowjobs

>>212591993
what’s up pole?

>>212592372
Half of the army is Mexican

>>212592602
yo SOY

>>212592617
Oh okay

i love receiving and giving blowjobs

>>212592495
Environmental Engineering
I dug ditches and now I sit in an office telling people where to go dig ditches

>>212592709
same

>>212592652
ICE will take care of those

Was about to get into an argument on /int/ then I remembered that internet arguments are pointless and neither side will change their mind

>>212592709
vpn off jason

>>212592709
merry christmas

>>212592709
You're a weak excuse for a man

>>212592793
It's your fault for entering arguments looking to change someones mind instead of looking to learn from the other person
You're thinking like an npc

I look like this

mouthpussy

Why the fuck don't boomers answer text messages?

>>212592918
They forget

>>212592881
you look like the cop from reno 911 dude

>>212592947
No I don't grow up

>>212592653
donde esta la biblioteca!

>>212592731
Is it hard?

La plume de ma tante

yeah my dick is hard

>>212591008
I watch Northernlion

Mexican beer is pretty damn good

>>212593108
No not at all it’s just that nobody wants to hire in the industry without experience and certifications
I sit at a desk answering emails all day

>>212593223
modelo time

>>212591479
I got 0VARY8 once

Day 4 of no alcohol

>>212593224
think i can lie my way in?

Day 1 of no jerking my penitz

>>212593393
You might be able to get an interview but you’ll fall apart as soon as they ask for your certificate

>>212593337
AGP coded

jorkin my peanuds

>>212593469
0DAMM is another good one I got

>>212593501
N

ww2 history is just so interesting to me. i can read about it for hours

>>212593551
yeah war is cool

>>212593551
It's understandable. Very common for people to read about it. Not weird at all.

>>212593551
What about ww1 history

Playing nuzelda even though I quit it like months ago

>>212593605
what does a 5/10 look like in your country????????????

Dogberg trots right behind me

>>212593692
nintendo games are for children

>>212593586
but i would never ever enlist

>>212593692
its alright but it doesnt hold a candle to og zelda, its like a different series entirely

>>212593709
The Romans used to name some of their dogs Umbra or Shadow since they’d follow you around like a shadow

>>212593726
same. i just daydream about being a soldier

I’m a soldier defending earth from Advent

>>212593636
doesnt hit the same for me but it is still cool

Boomers are always talking about “The Seventies,” or whatever decade, but my youth was in the 2010s, and saying “The Tens” sounds stupid

I’m making a run to dollarama. Want anything?

>>212591479
I got H0M0S once

the arab spring was a hopeful era

Is it safe for gringos

>>212593895
Dude, the cool thing is that you get to say “the twenty tens” to specify. Future generations will just say “the 30s or 40s” (meaning twenty-30 or twenty-40) but we get to specify by adding twenty-something.

Trucks with heavy loads when they see a railroad crossing

>>212593982
No it wasn't, Gaddafi and assad were relatively good leaders

>>212594088
I never said it was a good idea. I just said it inspired hope

>tfw born in the previous millennium
Hasn’t happened in 1000 years

>>212594127
If you manage to live to like 100, that’ll seem pretty crazy to the kids of that time. I remember there were very few people born in the 19th century still alive when I was a child, and that was pretty interesting, even without the millennium component

>>212593712
All video games are for children

Superman isn't realistic because there's no way a journaloid would have any sense of altruism. I cannot suspend my beliefs

>>212594088
Gaddafi yeah. Assad idk

it's over

cum is a retirement home

>>212594321
"If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?"

gaddafi was a drug addicted rapist with a major identity crisis

>>212594239
My great grandfather died at 103 and my grandparents are all alive in their late 80s/early 90s
I have a good shot genetically, just need to not destroy my health

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

The sponge bob movie trailer shows a lot of ass. Why don't they make it a gay adult cartoon already?

>>212594321
>implying journalists and paid propagandists are equivalent

>>212594453
Spongebob movie is kino and I don’t care who knows it

>>212594456
Yes. All journaloids are failed attorneys

I should’ve gone to law school

The important thing is I made up with my wife

Stupid nigger made a new way too early

New
>>212594547