Thread 212600489

stop posting selfies of yourselves you got-dang jackasses-edition

HAPPY NUNAVUT DAY SAARS

>>212600489 (OP)
Has the new KOTH happpened? Is it shit?

>>212601597
why are there indians in nunavut

what is your goal for this year?
I want to reach 240 or 230 pounds

>>212601614
August 4th
Always Sunny S17 premieres tonight though

why shouldn't i post selfies

>>212601614
its not out yet

>>212601714
i post myself all the time
and get called a obese spic

>>212601745
lets see it

>>212601798
270 pounds here

>>212601810
i've seen it before and you are def an obese spic sorry. good muscles tho

>>212601701
Hasn't been good since like season 6ish, aside from a few episodes.

>>212601665
Nunavut might be the only province with more feather than dot Indians

pasta is boiling

Do you think North Korea will fall in our lifetimes? What will it take for that to happen?

Sprayed too much mosquito repellent on myself and now I'm tearing up from the smell of eucalyptus oil

>>212602704
Not as long as China and Russia prop them up

I wanted to like my cousin's picture but she looks too hot in it so I'll look like a perv if I do

won my first game of buckshot roulette

gonna do my duolingo sesh see ya nerds

Read isekai for an hour and kinsa have a headache now

gib Canadian politician mommy gf NOW

>>212602745
post it for us and I'll tell you if it's safe to like or not

>>212602704
It will just take someone apathetic enough to give Kim's sister some dick once she's in charge

>>212602424
Not a province.

people think they are in a movie starring themselves

>>212602833
he won't he's too pussy and lying anyways.

>>212602864
But I AM in a movie starring myself

AMERICUH FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212602888
Rain Man?

>>212602925
sent that retard flying

business idea: gay niggaz

This nigger is growing on me

>>212602944
I respect the hustle and having the balls to actually wear the sailor costume

Yea I’m starting to think I’m actually not going to win the lottery

>>212602935
LOL

>>212602862
"It's not a town it's a city"
Same difference

women owe me sex btw not sure if i mentioned this already

>>212602977
I look like this

Serious question. Why do white people have such a perverse sexual obsession with blacks? Like everything from the BBC meme, "buckbreaking" memes, "thughunting", lately I've noticed a huge prevelance of people online posting images of black men from literal gay porn all the fucking time as some sort of joke.

What is the reason behind this shit? The older I get the more I keep seeing it and it's fucking weird as hell. It's like this weird widespread fetish. Even people doing it ironically is still just strange as hell to me. Like I seriously get the impression a huge number of white people are just constantly thinking of blacks in some weird sexual way.

>women do their best to look good
>its a crime if men do
yikes

Getting high and drunk

>>212602997
>>its a crime if men do
???

>>212602992
>*reaches down and takes your hat off and places it on a tall counter*
Problem, little guy?

/tv/ is boring lately. Nothing but Snyderjeet spam

>>212603011
men believe they must do zero work to attract a partner

>navigate to /cum/ for the first time in half a year
>still full of retards
Never change, /cum/mies

>>212603012
https://youtu.be/RywTA193YEE?si=2NJcZ09x3HXeBcpC

>>212603021
/tv/ is impossible to use though, it's like russian roulette with every post ending in a reply or a 30 day ban

>>212603027
I'm at the point where seeing anything with frogs and 'jaks is enough to make me laugh

>>212603027
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i'm a cock crazed twink

If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and power, but for the passionate sense of the potential, for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible. Pleasure disappoints, possibility never.

extremely dumb peanutposter

shopping list:
>metamucil for my constipation
>deodorant
>tomato sauce
what am i forgetting i know i'm forgetting something

>>212603082
smoothbrain

Thank you for your pearls of wisdom peanutposter

duolingo is frustrating me again

>>212603098
prunes you idiot. Geezers drink that by the gallon and shit their guts out

Being in charge of people is such a strange feeling

semen semen
cum cum

>>212603048
I loved it when everyone just posted 'jaks

Lmao weird how this works

getting hungry for hot chips again its been about a week since ive last got it time to get mom to order fresh!

You ever buy a carrot for the sole purpose of shoving up your ass but don't want to make it obvious so you buy milk and eggs and shit to make it look like you're planning on making a carrot cake instead

>>212603125
I had to learn spanish as an elective in HS and all the mexican/hispanics did was laugh at me trying to conjugate

>>212603125
seniooor its ok if brown people do it

>>212603141
I would make carrot cake and then shove it up my ass

>>212603139
>hot chips
Are you a female born after 1993?

>>212603141
>>212603152
Are you guys referencing that Chuck Palahniuk story

>>212603154
im a male born after 1999

>>212603143
I had to learn Russian in school I learned absolutely nothing. I can still somehow sound out Cyrillic though

>>212603166
So cringe

>>212603162
Yeah lol

>>212603169
was your teacher hot

>>212603170
you are cringe unc

I am getting absolutely fucking jiggy with it! This white boys got moves!

>>212603174
Unfortunately no the guy was not hot :(

When will society collapse

>>212603098
SUGAR that's right i need sugar
yeah 'cause i was gonna make cookies but i didn't have enough sugar.

>>212603197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM

>>212603211
When we run out of food, water, or electricity

sugar dodododododo

>>212603211
When I realize I've had enough

>>212603024
wtf are you talking about, men always talk about hitting the gym and getting high status jobs to attract women

We still don't have a response to this
https://youtu.be/sk0ARmuGvjY?si=KJp18t5TYQTPFGDF

let my bussy do all the work king

I've got a bottle of tap water cooling in the fridge and potatoes and onions in the cupboard. What do I need a job for?

>>212603268
Watched too much destiny, redditjeet?

>>212603277
Pussy

>>212603277
to afford the electricity to keep your fridge running

>>212603278
err.. yes? i love destiny

>>212603256
maybes its people on 4chan that want GFs for zero work put in

Russia importing 1 million Indians

>>212603299
I told you he was making you soy

>>212603304
That's a fairly small amount of Indians for an average-sized country, I'd say?

>>212603315
>That's a small amount of cancer for an average sized person I'd say?
>That's a small amount of shit in my food for an average sized meal I'd say?

I wish every country could have 1 million Indians

>>212603315
90% of Russia only lives in 10% of the country

>>212603314
This is why we like Hasan he got that unc energy

i love indian women (no cap)

>>212603348
Of course, your mom is one

>>212603332
it's crazy how that could happen and there would still be over 1.2 billion indians left to spread around

Less than three full months before I blow this popsicle stand of a country

>>212603363
Sounds like India is in need a of a good war
Trump should have egged them on with pakis like a UFC fight

sick of every fucking anime link on IG showing off that stupid horse racing anime

What should I major in if I plan to move to America and also I'm 18 with my whole life ahead of me

Are India and Pakistan still fighting?

>>212603390
They have a perpetual border dispute. India has one with China too

I’m really starting to lose all hope

lil bro thinks every canadian is indian lmaooo

Everyone here is desi

>>212603387
It is peak I will have you know

"desi" is a pretty word. Is it offensive to say irl?

thick mature desi aunty

>>212603456
Cheating on dalit uncle

Women are all perverts who hate perversion
You have to pretend to not care about sex to get sex
Sick of women's mind games. Why can't they be more simple?

>>212603456
Braps on dalit

>>212603348
same

>>212603446
Desi was the first name of one of my teachers in Middle School, oddly enough he was not brown
There was also a high school teacher who looked Indian but he was Italian with an Italian last name

>>212603441
I AM NOT WATCHING YOUR STUPID HORSE ANIME
LEAVE ME ALONE

>>212603407
Yeah some of us are Chinese

Hey hey ha ha I'm getting jiggy with it

>>212603469
Women's sexuality is like a schizophrenic. Part of them always pulls away

I’m cringe as hell

the destiny podcast earlier was so based

>>212603479
Hors

got mad at a video game and started screaming the N word at the TV

Women prefer to read porn

USA! USA! USA!

havent watched porn in two weeks now. havent jerked off except once. gonna jerk off tmr

>>212603546
Is that New Jersey

Time to go for a walk. Hopefully there will be some women I can scare.

>>212603515
Same, I pretty much exist on a non-human plane of existence
I will never exist in the human plane

>>212603556
Lmfao no!

>>212603558
its incel walk!!! It was literally me who coined the term and everyone started using it here kek

>>212603583
Your picture made me think of Mario Sunshine idk why

>>212603583
I am not an incel I am a volcel who was rejected the last two setups my family have tried for me because the women weren’t religious enough.

going for an inceltrot

>>212603606
are you a jeet?

who killed epstein

you ever think about how many girls you pass by or interact with daily who have onlyfans
and also all the men who are online paypigs for those women

Almost called my sister a chud

>>212603617
No I’m a slav. I’m not a virgin I’ve slept with 19 women, 4 of which were prostitutes so they don’t really count. But this was before I started taking my faith seriously.

>>212603620
That webm deserves a (you)

>>212603619
Depression was the real killer all along.

A better tomorrow 2 is a good movie and I'm tired of you guys pretending like it's not

>>212603625
Tfw no chudette gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTZ1l2N-Cg8
This song plays on the radio constantly where I live for the last several months
What do foreigners think of it

How to find a good watermelon at the grocery store

>>212603625
post a pic of her
also what town are you from

>>212603661
Step 1 don’t buy Mexican ones. They are fucking awful. No hint of sweetness to be found.

>>212603661
Knock on it

>>212603661
when you tap on it it should sound deep
a large yellow spot is good
rough webbing or what look like light brown scratches are also a good sign

>>212603661
I tried all the shit and I think heavy is the important part

>>212603661
Look for the detergent

>>212603661
Shove up your ass, if it comes out in one smooth motion then you know it's a good watermelon

>>212603619
his own personal guilt knowing the NY justice system would waste valuable resources finding him innocent of any wrongdoing

one might wonder why anon is able to fit an entire watermelon in his ass

>>212603619
Me

>>212603697
tsmt

>>212603689
I wonder if they black man I saw departing the grocery store with large watermelon and jug of grape juice the other day purchased those for himself or if he intended to share with several others. Do black people ever big a huge watermelon and just dig in to it by themselves while watching tv or something?

i'm so dialed in with my microwave i'll punch in numbers like 18 seconds or 1 minute 36 seconds and shit

me so horny

Mom's boyfriend wished me a happy birthday

Ted Kaczynski was spot on about oversocialization

>I love your person so much your big milky personality, that tender juicy personality
>I most definitely don't want to see your pussy ick
>or put my dick in it yuck ew what are you doing don't take your clothes off gross
Does anyone else have this problem? Women are always offering to take their clothes off for me
Like just leave me alone maybe?

>>212603198
you are old as hell

GOD DAMMIT

>>212603769
I don’t know how to feel about this. What’s the /cum/ consensus?

>>212603792
Idk what dat nigga talkin bout

>>212603661
Oh shit wait this isn't grok

>>212603809
@grok is this true

what da helly

Gotta grind my Pokemon to fight burgh
This romhack is tough!

Just been called a corporate slave in /brit/ because I know what a timbit is

finna shoot momberg a text message tomorrow asking if i can get force unleashed before it goes off sale

also finna finish off the cheese cake tomorrow morning for breakie hell yeah

I’m not sure where the meme of “wypipo have small penises” came from when they still have bigger penises than the majority of other ethnicities

>>212603857
why dont you get a JOB instead of asking your mom to buy you things like a 10 year old

Bf is wearing one of my shirts again, very cute

>>212603857
finna shoot your momberg my cum into her pussy

you are my fire

what the brekkie?

>>212603883
no one wants to help me look for a job i tell them every time i see them that i want a job so i can have my own money jeez

>>212603845
How about tim/brit/s

every /cum/ post is coomer shit or pretend coomer shit
just for the record, when i coompost it's not pretend

>>212603898
I bet youve never filled out a job application in your life

>>212603773
I used to have this problem then I became cringe

>>212603892
only if i get to fill your momberg up too

>>212603904
>when i coompost it's not pretend
Prove it

@grok put glue all over the poster below me’s face

>>212603897
what the hecky

Scary moon tonight, rabbits arent spooked.

As a black Somali migrant to Canada in the 1999, I am clad I turned out a good citizen of Canada and a lawyer by profession.

>>212603904
Post your cock.

>>212603908
my brother filled them out for me

>>212603944
you really are a manchild

using my hoodie as a napkin

>>212603877
Why would they resort to made up nonsense about Muh Dick when all other arguments fail? Same reason as the We Wuz Kangz cope (no, you wuz slaves; that’s why you’re here)

Hey spinster

I feel like most ghetto pawgs would like me because I'm a sexually non-threatening beta male

>>212603948
im trying to not be i use to be a lot worse in the past

>>212603966
HEY PAUL

You smoking wee?

>>212603995
a joint a england? a joint a weed a england? ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

When civilization finally collapses, most cities will look like this within 10 years
I just hope I’m alive to see it

How about filling out a job application, and you’re applying to stop living out the Book of Job, but the HR demons just throw your application in the trash

black women have the biggest softest boobies (on average)

thats all well and good
but have you ever stopped to consider that you're gay?

TELL ME WHY
AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
TELL ME WHY
AINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE

>>212604005
Forgot pic FUCK

>>212604010
Absolutely untrue. Russian and Skandi milkers lead the pack

This ever happened to you?
https://youtube.com/shorts/0ygaf8TcxTs?si=ocJzRm2MCzRWYqdX

Why don’t neets just knock on people’s doors and offer to mow their lawns

Ate nothing but pizza all day
You don't want to know how my room smells

>>212604032
that's illegal in many jurisdictions

>>212604021
fake infrographic

>>212604036
same. I smell like garlic and cheese.

>>212604046
What about asking to shovel driveways in winter

>>212604054
I was talking more along the lines of the aftermath than the pizza itself

>>212604056
it doesnt snow here

>>212604015
seeing old videos of josh is sad he went from having friends, a girlfriend, and a job to an alcoholic loner with a fried brain living in a trailer

>>212604036
canadian boy room smells :3

>>212604032
Ackshually You need a solicitors license to do that

Im such a freakish disgusting pervert coomer
In a civilized society a tribunal would judge me guilty and have me publicly castrated for being a cringy coomer

twink stink

Why don’t NEETs go door to door soliciting sex from lonely MILFs in their area

>>212604077
this nigga lookin ZESTY

>>212604090
Latinx Twinx Stinx

Boy smell

I'm perfectly drunk naw what I'm saying

>>212604080
Feel free to smell my shitstained boxers that I sometimes use as cumrags

lets goon together on discord

what are we gooning to tonight

>>212601810
Holy fat
set the fork down

>>212604112
me on friday night
I got beer AND wine

though I should go to the bar so I can have some kind of social interaction outside of work

mom and sister can smell when you've gooned
goonstink is very distinguishable to women

Why don’t neets go to the hood and offer to fix the chirping hallway

>>212604138
True

>>212604123
desi girls

Europe is currently having its own century of humiliation

>>212604138
mom always sees my brown crusty cum stains on the sheets and underwear

>>212604168
Wait why would your cum stains be brown

What does that one Romanian have against Russia

>>212604160
Europe is the greatest continent on earth

>>212604178
they turn brown when they are old

>>212604178
Similar to how brown cows make chocolate milk
Niggers make brown cum

>>212604090
literally just monster breath and deodorant. possibly cigarette

>>212604182
...behind CHADfrica.

>>212604192
im white

i asked my sister if she would kiss me on the forehead like she did when i was younger and she got the most disgusted look on her face i've ever seen

>>212604205
You have a nigger soul and it's core going your cum

Just saw something stupid that made me laugh at the sheer stupidity of it

I’m big mike

why are canadian hockey players so hot

>>212604215
That's a disgusting thing to ask

>>212604216
*Corrupting

>>212604218
I'm little mike

>>212604218
big as in rotund

>>212604196
Would kiss

no more sexual

im sleepy nigga

>>212604215
You are a creep fr

Little Mike be like "Oh shit Big Mike's here I have to leave"

>>212604226
this was after she gave me a hug so i thought the timing was right but i guess not

Bros
I have to resist ordering junk food delivered to me tonight

>>212604252
got just the solution for you, nigga

i regret not eating that last slice of pizza

>>212604276
if you're not drunk it should be easy

>>212604252
Same
I'm gonna watch some anime and go to bed

>cum rags
that's really gross. I've taken to rubbing my penis through my underpants when the urge strikes but abstinance is the goal here

>>212604282
>got just the solution for y-ACK!

Druggie gf... There's a thought

>>212604298
>I've taken to rubbing my penis through my underpants
I've done this since I was a kid idk just feels good man

>>212604215
what about a kiss on the penis hehe :)

>>212604298
>I've taken to rubbing my penis through my underpants
Isn't that too constricting?

i love holding my shit in

This might be genuinely the worst period in human history

>>212604286
I'm high, but I'll resist.
It's too expensive, and is counterproductive to my life goals

>>212604311
heck yeah

>>212604345
My sister when I ask her to kiss me and she says no

election cycle 2024 is gonna be wild

>>212604345
its definitely the most soulless but humans in general are doing better than ever health and longevity wise

>>212604363
2028*

doh

>>212604345
No it isn't LMFAO

when I get a canadian twink i'm gonna make him take fenugreek supplements (it makes your sweat, body odor etc smell like syrup)

>>212604345
Yeah cuz ur here

>>212604363
im voting for buttigieg or newsom

reading about the opium wars in china and i feel like they're just doing it back to america with fent
think about it

You guys like desi pussy?

>>212604345
no it's not bruh lmao the gdp is the highest it's ever been

You bust down a rolley I bust down a brick

dorothy would never inbibe satans spinach

>>212604403
>and i feel like they're just doing it back to america
of course they are.

they also purposely brought a genetically engineered parasite in that killed all the florida oranges.

Everyone in this thread is on drugs or drunk or both

when i ejaculate i go like ugh ugh AHHH RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH GUHHH GUHH RAAAAHHHHHHHHH UGHHHHHHHHH

make the new now please
i don't want to have to switch over to my second monitor to click the link once i start gooning

>>212604466
Another famous high quality Canadian post

>>212604412
>gdp high means things cant be bad

>>212604477
shut the fuck up tranny

get dat pussy per capita

chud destroyed

Me = drunk

>>212604489
sent that freak flying

why is everyone drunk on wednesday

There are more black and brown people alive today than at any point in history and they have the means to travel anywhere and use the internet.

It is objectively the worst time in human history.

>>212604544
Girl problems wbu

>>212604545
heh dude melanin is le bad xD :P
im so edgy n quirky !! :3
add me on discord btw!

>>212604544
/cum/ loves drinking on the days I cant. Its like you all have some secret discord that revolves around coordinating falling off the wagon when its most inconvenient to me

>>212604619
>>212604619
>>212604619

>>212604466
>cum posting in /cum/
You came in /cum/

>>212603898
Hi shorty are you still there

>>212604564
seething brown boi

>>212604192
So true