Thread 212655750

Cornwall edition

>>212655560
Could be difficult if there are a lot of similar colours, I think macro images do quite well

i want to be a woman

>>212655750 (OP)
I am Cornish

>>212655750 (OP)
They're similar except that Italy is very nice and Cornwall is shit

hate when you take a really nice easy solid poo and then immediately feel a wall of sludge descending down your colon

business idea: adblocker with a "karma" system to get web browsers to allow it
you have to white-list some sites here and there that you approve of, and in return you can just block a bunch of other places

>>212655750 (OP)
Italy is 15 times bigger than cornwall, they are not that similar

a cuddle with Jack

>>212655804
You want to get fucked up the arse?

>>212655804
Me too
Desperately wish I were a woman

>>212655848
these animals should be killed

>>212655824
roar

>>212655836
How about I'm doing none of that?

>>212655842
They look the same size on the picture mate pretty sure theyre identical

>>212655860
Oh yes!

>>212655905
italy is further away though, so it looks smaller than it is

>>212655842
and the natural beauties?

>>212655848
"People" like this should be euthanized

>>212655842
>um actually my thirdie country is big and important and has culture

love stinky bbws, me

>>212655937
Good point, bet italyanon never even thought of that

>>212655924
You can do that as a bloke mate

>>212655842
Actually, it's 100 times. This is quite surprising

>>212655960
KTIM

genuine thoughts on rorke and leftypol?

it's over for anglos

>>212655750 (OP)
Bare footed cornish slags

planning to eat two packoids of these for dinner

>>212655848
Products and services do not make me happy, adblocker does

>>212655836
just don't use chrome retard

drinking a boiling hot cup of tea. this will surely cool me down

>>212655937
>>212655997
Yeah I checked

>>212655994
It's not the same.

>>212656003
rorke posting this anon on askfm

>>212656018
Get yourself some super noodles not that foreign muck

>>212655997
Because italy is 1000miles away

>>212656044
Pretty sure the anus and colon are basically the same in men and women

>be UK
>can file taxes online
>can't vote online
???

>>212656044
Why not

>>212656047
Used to have that

>>212656080
Tax fraud is a virtue and voter fraud is wrong

>>212656075
Men have a prostate so it's even better for them getting shagged up the arse

>Catholics suck Arab cock
>Protestants suck Jewish cock

this is such a bizarre "conflict"

>>212656075
Men have prostates and hairy asses and different hip structures THOUGH

my prime day purchase? an air filter for the ol smelly bedroom, nearly 50% off

https://jiggie.fun/Ed3wCM

emma watson jigsaw puzzle de lads

just turned gay for a minute but im back

>>212656121
fuck me that's a lot of pallets

Sinners. Great movie. All about how white folk are demons trying to steal Black souls and music.

>>212656127
no mate, it's shite. amazon is a fucking chinese fleamarket these days

>>212656150
Yeah they dont fuck around with those bonfires

>>212656121
The Unabomber called this surrogate activity
They can't blow each other up like they dearly want to so they live vicariously though peoples that are allowed to blow each other up

>>212656125
My arse is very smooth and wide I'll have you know

I bought some optical cables and Crocs kitchen clogs

got my new tablet
the amount of useless rubbish software that comes on them these days is astounding

>>212656150
It's a Northern Irish tradition

Friendberg told me all NZ pubs are dominated by two brewers and you can only get ice cold extra fizzy lager

>>212656083
I'd be a disgusting guy instead of a pretty woman.

>>212655960
based

>>212656279
yeah, big lager has it all locked down

>>212656232
Gearing up for a whole weekend of drawing futa pony hentai are you?

>>212656300
damn how her face so small she cute

>>212656248
got one of those near me
will be heading to tescoberg shortly to get supplies before they light it later tonight

>>212656321
prefer not to say

>>212655750 (OP)
i’d be proud of being cornish if we had any kind of proper folklore, arts or culture from this shithole
even our traditional dress is an ugly joke compared to other places in europe

>>212656300
would not be sitting down on that chair with that much confidence if I were that size
which i am not i'll have you know so don't even say that i am

>>212656305
Grim

never understood what bossman meant by this

>>212656279
isn't that a case for lots of uk pubs. yeah there's variety but lots of them have agreements and can't get what they want in

when are they making a british version of clair obscure

>>212656383
still can't believe that this dork was the most well known public intellectual in my lifetime

>>212656383
He's totally mental

Ruby Granger is a YouTuber cosplaying as the real life Hermione Granger (from the first two books). Some of Ruby's notable traits include:

>baiting eating disorder content
>is a landlord
>pretends to read books and misinterprets them
>pretentious
>used the Holocaust to profit
>is incredibly obsessed with money
>everything is an ad
>lies incessantly in her videos (e.g., day in life videos are over a long period of time, pretends to be charitable, uses fast fashion and then denies it, etc.)
>when called out for her inappropriate behavior she backtracks, but does not take accountability
>her LinkedIn profile
>tries to be a LinkedIn Influencer
>published a book that was fanfiction of herself
>has an online "stationary store", but products are shitty and there seems to be no quality control (also she does not make the products she just slaps a label on them and upcharges)
>her book reviews are more like back cover summaries than reviews
>is obsessed with being smart and clickbaits everything to pretend to be in school
>was a nightmare roommate when she was in college
>was "allegedly" bullied
>has questionable cleanliness habits

>hottest day of the year so far
>overnight temperatures of 20C+
>let's light a fucking massive fire to keep everyone warm

Am I missing any lads?
You can't tell me there's such thing as a Proud Worcestershireman

Really hate the nasally-voiced middle class Englishman type. Always whining about everything.

>>212656460
Jockshire

Just ratified the online safety act

THE

first time posting from firefox lads
my new buddy

>>212655824
sexo

>>212656248
looks like a lot of fun ngl, not a fan of the secterianism of it

getting the big hairy belly out

>>212656456
Desperately need her to shag me up the arse with a strap-on while jerking me off from behind!

>>212656460
Probably the island counties like wight/angelsy/orkney/shetland

He's right. That beautiful original song 'lts a Bittersweet Sympthony' did a lot for womanhood.

>>212656460
Bristol (yes Bristol is a ceremonial county)

>>212656383
cuckservative moment

>>212656460
You have Pride in your county? They have it in London too

going menial

oh my

>>212656604
would love to bounce from flag to flag like a video game character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuZ65bzpOg0
This is like us lot going in to /fr/
Right bunch of POOFS they are

>>212656627
rainbow dash weather machine

Seriously why are white people such pathetic cucks? What the fuck is going on

>>212656690
Read Nietzsche

>>212655804
I'm not oppressing you, Stan! You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

whats the deal with white people!?

>>212656690
whats cucked about it?

>>212656352
I'm from cornwall and cringe unbearably whenever someone mentions cornish culture
why can't we just be english

>>212656627
The frick? Lesbian ponies? In a land with no male ponies?

whats biological reason blackies have massive williams?

>>212656728
Look at the image

>>212656690
what's wrong with donating organs??

What compels someone to repost dogshit Reddit nonsense here?

>>212656690
isn't that the fella who went on the bbc for a job interview and got put on air by accident

I want to pregnate Canadians

>>212656651
funniest scene in Extras is when Ricky goes to the graveyard to get that bloke to leave him alone and he pretends some random woman is his dead mother and the dates don't match up at all and he kept trying to keep the lie going

had tears in my eyes

>>212656763
the son died and he was an organ donor, why wouldnt the parents want to meet the guy who recieved it?

speaking of bread

what compels a canadian to complain in the british general all day every day
what compels anyone to do anything

>>212656595
>Bristol
That's more of a smugness than pride.

>>212656690
I don't think organ donation is that cucked. If you needed an organ you'd want someone to donate one to you, right?

>>212656730
because angloids are roman-viking-french-germans and cornish are indigeneous to the land

>>212656154
true but the namebrand is good supposedly and everything is made in china anyway

I'm compelled to do a poo but I'll bring my mobile with me

>>212656690
you stupid mong

>>212656822
This made up scenario in your head seems to bother you quite a lot for some unknown reason.

Are you sure you're okay?

>>212656822
heathermong

any poo man in?

Keep the children safe!!!!(From the non-jews so the jews have free access to them)

>>212656752
who said there are no male ponies

I'M a poo man

>>212656863
never understood people who do this
taking a millennium to take a poo instead of dropping a couple logs in 30 minutes and walking away

>>212656908
Me (rorke)

do you love the yookay?

The Ruby online hate rabbithole is fucking mental, so many people seething over her and they're all women lmfao. Get a load of this hag

>I’ve only just come across Ruby Granger and I’m old enough to be her grandmother……. but this young woman concerns me with her Peter Pan behaviour, peculiar dress style and extremely unhealthy attitude towards study. She seems to live a semi fantasy life.

>Ruby sets my gaydar off too! Her friends are all female. I’ve never seen her anywhere near a man. She doubtless had crushes at school and university. Just own it Ruby!

>She clearly wants to be an eternal student where her eccentricity (and dare I suggest narcissism ?) are accepted. Somewhere she is “safe” but has the personality of a wet paper bag! As a tutor she will be the toughest task master anywhere!

>Please Ruby - buy some jeans and hoodie and stop acting as if you are in the sixth form at Malory Towers in the 1950s. You need to get a grip on the big, bad world out there. It’s not all tea and cake.

>But well done on your Masters - I’m just sorry you missed out on all the fun times could have had.

Why is it all men?

>>212656938
let's be honest if it the option is sharia vs pride
then sharia is the answer

>>212656922
seconds not minutes ffs

>>212656869
If you're going to keep posting this you should say "for some reason" instead of "for some unknown reason", you sound ESL

>>212656952
don't worry about it rorke

>>212656766
>>212656814
>>212656840
Nothing to do with that. Grown man fucking weeping and holding onto him like and listening to his heart while the fella just stands there smirking is fucking cucked boys

>>212656975
This made up scenario in your head seems to bother you quite a lot for some unknown reason.

Are you sure you're okay?

>>212656840
no
People who receive organs report changes in character
human beings aren't made out of lego blocks
you can't take the very core of a human person that services the body with lifeblood and swap it out without incurring a great spiritual disturbance

>>212656993
Consider thinking about cuckolding less

the girl from before that I said I would or want to get pregnant maybe has 2 kids already and theyre cute

>>212657028
Wasn’t thinking about it until i saw the image matey

>>212656993
>the fella just stands there smirking
you mean smiling because he's alive? You're a weirdo lad

>>212656940
>I'm autistic and your videos really help me to relax. It's like therapy.
The positive comments aren't great either.

>>212657050
You are extremely mentally ill

>>212656787
Yeah that was great

Tonight's journey for Chippy Tea

l unironically have a large penis...how can l make money with it?

>>212656993
you are mentally ill lad

>>212656940
LEAVE ARE RUBES ALONE

>>212656952
Most of those grown men are 16 year old boys or under, those are the most vulnerable in any society, and need the most help.

>>212657086
That looks so good

>>212657086
looks aight

edgy 4chan lads used to be atheist "facts don't care about your feelings" types but now they're calling things satanic and demonic and talking about "spiritual disturbances"

>>212657054
Zoom in he’s fucking smirking mate. with the parents of the kid who’s now dead who are clinging onto him weeping

>>212657087
even if you could, someone else (including women) could put on a fake penis. also no one cares!

>>212656955
disagree
at least the chichimandem won't chop off your head if you prounce that Jesus is Lord

If Ruby is in fact a lesbo then I can no longer commit to being on the Ruby Defence Force as my chances to have sex with her fall to 0%

>>212657086
doxxed you m8 you're at the golden haddock

>>212657087
be a prostitute dildo. thats hot

>>212657121
4chan is just contrarian for the sake of it
athiests nowadays are just reddit space believers not exactly athiestic

rorke told me he's logging on soon

>>212657089
>>212657069
Can’t tell me why just throwing insults about.

>>212657135
muslims arent meant to do that either
actually they meant to allow our churches as people of the book
the pridarians on the otherhand...

I need psychological help

>>212657086
I like Withernsea, it's got a real 90s vibe.

gf has been horrible to me all day ever since this morning when she went to pick her mam up from work and she put her joggers on without any nickers underneath and I said that’s not normal
now I’m apparently ‘controlling what she wears’
horrible evil fucking WITCH

>>212657105
Looks like a standard chippy mate don’t cum in your pants

>>212656952
what do they do if they need to wee on the way over or even a cheeky poo

Facts might not care about your feelings.
But I do.
I hope you’re all doing well. Remember, you don’t see the world as it is, you see it as you are.

>>212657222
wtf is this from

>>212657176
We told you why

You refuse to entertain our perspective because you are a mentally ill freak obsessed with black penises

You will commit suicide in two weeks

>>212657215
That's proper grotty mate

>>212657152
You never know her and her civil partner could employ you to experiment that they are in fact 100% homosensuals like in those videos I've seen online

>>212657176
you lack a basic grasp of empathy, love, and loss, and instead think of cockoldry, because of your mental illness.

>>212657121
yeah the actual apocalypse as described in the bible playing out before your eyes is fairly persuasive

The UK is literally what a country becomes when private equity takes over. Mag Thatch literally convinced poor people they could become like the noble classes by thought alone, while she privatised the oil wealth.

>>212657267
>yhe binble

>>212657220
>standard
You don't know how good you have it

>>212656940
mad how something as natural as seeing a young woman in a dress makes these bitter hags seethe

something of a 21st century schizoid man me

men need to seek asylum sometimes too rorke. mental health is the number one killer of men.

>>212657331
kanye stye or OG style

>>212657293
Literally literally?

>>212657264
No I don’t you don’t know me or what I’ve been through. I do think as a grown man you have to hold it together a bit and can’t be clinging onto some stranger with your head on his chest crying your eyes out whilst listening to his heart. You just can’t do that but apparently im mentally unwell for calling it out but okay

sucking a tesco fizzy flavoured water

>>212657373
Yes you are extremely mentally ill

>>212657293
>when ur iq is 5 and u try to make a post

there is something about a petrol station... alan partridge got that much right

Pisstube hurts

Off to my posh aunties house around the posh side of my family to larp as middle class tonight

>>212657407
nah, smells gone

men will cross the English channel on an inflatable dingy rather than talking to someone about their problems

Ruby going on a blind date with seasidemark whilst he stinks of both shit and fish

>>212657399
And you can’t tell me why.
You said I’m “obsessed with black penis” yet you’re the only one who’s mentioned that. I never have

>>212657215
She fit?

>>212657215
underwear is a psyop

>>212657410
i used to stick q tips in there for fun

sweaty sketty bitches

>>212657215
need a 3 hour youtube essay debunking going commando

>>212657445
frfr?

True

>>212657373
it's ok to be upset sometimes toughlad

rorke doing short little panicked gasps as he realises what's happening to him when his trousers get pulled down

do what you will, I have already won

mad how women don't fart in front of their bfs

>>212657430
They really should let us come back to govern their countries. We left them to it for 60+ years but it's obviously not working.

Mad how many women are walking around in just bras and shorts today
Get yourself down your city's park Pronto

having my beers
Im 27 almost 28
got tunes on
mumberg shouts my music is too loud
>im in my childhood bedroom all alone drinking with no gf or mates

kino x

>>212657459
I hear mincers these days are putting all sorts down there and positively spaffing
Made of sterner stuff than me

>>212657459
>q tips
FOY CUNT

Reminder that the rorke boomers who complain about migrants and woke are the same boomers who danced to the polling stations to D:Ream to elect Tony Blair in a landslide

>>212657495
When did I say it wasn’t

>>212657513
ktim but 37

>>212657534
>Rorke boomers
oxymoron
rorke is in his 20s

back from the shop

only gone and picked up some alcoholic lager beers haven't I?

Need Ruby Granger to do a porn scene with Jia Lissa

>>212657447
Do you even know what cuckoldry means?

>>212657540
have a cry m8 we won't judge x

>>212657513
had one of my beers taken
feels shit

>>212657555
she's butters mate

>>212657553
corr

>>212657513
how can u live at home yet drink alone in your bedroom that is unbelieably grim

drinking one of those fruity ipa's x

>>212657553
phwoarrr get in there my son

>>212657598
nonce

>>212656940
Anonymity on the internet is a mistake. It allows people (male and female, young and old) to say shitty things that they would never say in real life.

>>212657553
cans? bottles? size? tell us more lad

when you turn 23 you don't really need mates unless you're some kind of co-dependent freak doing a Ross Geller larp

>>212657641
defund hr

>>212657646
This post is it's own case and point

>>212657598
Can't stand IPAs. That nasty perfume-y taste is horrible and never goes away even when you're plastered

Got a Baco Noir waiting for me and some beef shanks upstairs

Might make some fries and a salad with that too

>>212657688
Case in point.

sunny day today innit lads x

>>212657641
HR leader in my toil is a bitter, 5/10, single 42 year old woman. Loves the pathetic control she has over others. Need people like this decommissioned.

>>212657692
true they are rank

any hate their life man in?

It's a Dandelion and Burdock kind of evening

>>212656940
who?

>>212657741
You just know if she were shagged rotten all her bitterness would be gone in an instant

Rorke Granger

>>212657718
six or one, half that doesn't of the other

>>212657646
Why do people need to be held accountable? And before you nit pick I'm not talking criminal offences, such as discussing bombing parliment or telling people to kill themselves/bullying with intention of harm.

IMO best thing about the internet is you can say things be it retarded nasty nice whatever.

based elephant

HR leaders at my work are black ladies from the South

Both are really nice and competent, always willing to give me a hand no matter how ignorant my questions may be

>>212657763
Ruby Granger

Ruby Grangler

>>212657818
>black ladies from the South
>Deep South of Canada

>>212657841
vapid fucking fake bitch cunt

>>212657818
The South of Canada?

Remember how kino 2011-2014 was lads?

>>212657841
haven't got a clue who that is you sad cunt

>>212657841
What delightful plainness.

>>212657873
I remember that...

>>212657858
>>212657868
Of the USA

I work with Americans

you BUMDER

in any case ive got my bum out

>>212657841
such weird thumbs on her

actually insane how a woman wears a dress and studies and this gets old bitches frothing at the mouth

>>212657921
you wouldnt
would you?

>>212657918
I've never heard of you.

>>212657841
looks like Andrew Garfield but more monged up

>>212657888
um
i see areolas

>>212657955
That's not surprising as I am not important

>>212657898
>>212657923
Yeah she's a total freak show but she's young and pretty and smart and successful but goofy so that makes people seethe over her haha

get them shagged

This thread sucks without Spaino.

>>212657888
h-hot

>>212657979
um
name?

>it would take Voyager 1 27,000 years to pass through the Oort Cloud
lol imagine thinking we'll ever make it out of the solar system

>>212657979
flat arse and weird elongated horse body

>>212657938
And anonymous incels on 4chan apparently

>>212658006
it's called a man

>>212658006
Well it's a man after all

>>212657979
umm

>>212658005
Anglo Man will do it

Me and missus got sex in Italy x

The janitor is here lads remain calm and obey the rules. We can all post our favorite trannards once he... sorry 'xe' has gone.

>>212658005
we just need to invent a hyperdrive anon

ruby granger is a fucking bitch that wants to be hermione

As a sexless incel I'm concerned with the birthrate crisis

>>212658089
retired gherkin member

>>212658089
iron your clothes scruffy twats

I'm indian btw

get the sofas bought

ham cheese and pickle scranwich down the hatch

>>212658106
why do you pretend to smoke weed

>>212658102
mental that. these mongs will never have sex and they're worried about saving the race.

>>212658155
He does though. He's a black guy with hair waves and from what I've heard he actually has a girlfriend.

‘plug in the ‘se

just stepped out of my flat and bunned a zoot in the street and came back in

>>212658005
Why? Accelerating to even 1% of the speed of light would make it possible.

>>212658194
didnt ask you did i

>>212658210
yeah when we doing that then?

there's a canadian restaurant here called down the hatch

Going out to get bummed at the gay sauna. Anyone want 'owt

The Rorke Cloud

>>212658222
he has you filtered so i'm replying for him

>>212658237
Big lozz load please mate x

neoliberal timmy logging in

>>212658229
absolutely no culture

>>212658229
bet they sell really good poutine and...um...little round doughnuts

>>212658237
One bumming with extra mayo please

>>212658229
>Out and Aboot
Canadians get really arsey when you say that they say it like that

>>212658229
>boozie slushie
Very curious what this is
Also those fucking plastic chairs for toddlers are grim as

>>212658229
That’s so cringe

>>212658278
Ah yes, I would much rather have 300 Wendy's and Chick Fil A's in my cities

>>212657806
Anonymity just encourages people to be hateful in ways they wouldn't be in real life. But I guess people have always been hateful to be honest. Like when the National Front was popular in the UK, before we had the internet.

>>212658292
Just a slushy with booze in it

>>212658229
>haggis poutine

>>212658229
LOL

New
>>212658341
>>212658341
>>212658341

>>212657561
Do you?

>>212658137
Same.