no edition fuck you

um

>schools attempting to tackle the incel epidemic
they gonna promote kids hooking up or what ? smdh

ye binble

>>212797550 (OP)
How many /brit/s are in this thread?

https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9jVkLgJ

MAKE SLAVERY LEGAL AGAIN

MAKE RAPE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE AGAIN

Imma post it again

>Two men who chopped down the "irreplaceable" Sycamore Gap tree in an act of "sheer bravado" have each received a whole life order.

>>212797598
lied on this poll just to fuck up the results x

>>212797519
he could be the poster boy for the campaign and then ian wright, gareth southgate and dermot o'leary could come in with a charity rap song to really get the kids excited for it

Sir Tree Chopper

>>212797507
um um UM

END OF AN ERA

MASTERCHEF WITH ALEX SCOTT AND THE MUSLIM LASS THAT WON BAKE OFF COMING SOON

>>212797616
fuck sake lad

Yaoi sub edish

We HAVE to stop the epidemic of 13 year old white incels murdering people. It is the biggest issue in this country right now and not made up at all!

>>212797644

Hello ofcom

my terror attack plans are coming along nicely. Thanks for your inquiry

Eternally yours

Steven

>>212797635
What did John Torode even say?

gary eats is fucking sexy

>>212797598
russian virus

>>212797635
get the white men out
get the women in
get the wogs in

>>212797635
torode told to go after tirade

poo farty

>>212797648
it's a fictional tv show rorke

>>212797666
Not good to joke about this

>>212797664
why do girls read erotica so casually wouldn't their fanny be dripping

>>212797666

Diego and Quentin walk into a bar...
...
...
...
...Ouch!

NOBODIES COMING DOWN THE HALL

>Eternally yours

>>212797635
I wonder man
I wonder

What will happen when 1 billion African men get uplifted out of poverty?

Fucking state of this country

>>212797702
>umbro
um >.<

>>212797667
he said the food smelled like nigger poo

>>212797648
haven't watched adolescence
not planning on it
someone give me the qrd
my views on it are that the kid would probably grow out of it in puberty and become a chad

still in bed

Top tier gay anime, highly recommended

>yeah nonwhites would win a racewar in the UK bro

do they even have gays in japan

my favourite slurs
nigger
faggot
retard
chink

>>212797775
no just hentai wankers

>>212797745
Who would watch that? Gays like masculine men, that's just a girl.

>>212797755
All the types of men who carved up Africa are dead and buried, Rorke. Any white man with testosterone in his blood died off in the world wars and we are the offspring of the weaklings. Imagine using centuries old copes and thinking they matter now.

how would the world be different if women got noticably aroused (like having a hard willy))

>>212797775
mishima was gay

>>212797745
Preferred Cherry Magic myself but if they ever adapt Old Fashioned Cupcake that will be my GOAT

they would totally win a race war bro

>>212797781
mine are
bruce
lachlan
turt
melvin

>>212797805
Masc on masc is gross. Masculine men should fuck cute little twinks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyJDi8RHAE8

dancing,
with shit in my eyes

>>212797775
there are gays everywhere on earth lad

need fuel for my goon rocket to make it blast off

No gary eats

nobody ever uses the word "dindu" any more

>>212797781
Basic bitch

>>212797809
they get wet mate

>>212797598
tell me about Russian women. do they like pickles?

>>212797775
there's a pandemic for gay blokes in japan because they're all bottoms. severe top shortage

>>212797831
all me

>>212797851
thats not noticable unless they're in thin sheer yoga pants and no underwear

>>212797856
Applying for my top visa now

>>212797805
I'm a normal straight bloke and watched it earlier this year. Decent anime tbf

there arent enough black inventions to even cover 30 days at 1 invention a day

>>212797885
self report

>>212797809
they do get hard willies
they are just very small
even smaller than yours rorke

>>212797889

Hi everyone
*takes jacket and shoes off, sighs, puts feet up*
Right then, what's the news today, what's been going on?

For me it's Super Lovers ;)

topping from the bottom

>>212797850
who cares
theyre my bread and butter

why does leftypol think gareth southgate is a good "male role model"

>>212797899
same goes for every culture that isn't scottish or jewish

>>212797920
everyone's seething about wogs and women lad
pretty standard

>>212797755
lool

If anyone is curious as to how fucked the housing market is, my newly purchased first home has increased in value by 30k since November.
Utterly utterly ridiculous. The bubble needs to burst.

>>212797912
so not noticable is my point you dumb retard

>>212797926
this is rubbish neither looks like a girl
best gay shit is when they both do

The 5 inch bwc barely gets hard anymore
Due to porn

Canada gone to fuck niggers probably

gay pedos out please

>>212797981
>5
>b

>>212797965
so you just like trannies

>>212797943
He was on pop idol wasn't he?

>>212797981
5 is pretty small lad
feel bad for you

>>212797960
I already ignored this post in the last thread

>>212797613
Bare in mind there's going to be a decent chunk of "Brits" (completed their 5 years) also claiming
What we really need is a breakdown of where they were born

>>212797981
ktim but for my 6 inch white bbc

The GOAT. It will never be topped.

>>212797960
leftypol: bring in more migrants

Given any good lads?

>bare in mind

>>212797852
Idk. I barely interact with people, let alone women.

>>212797981
take a couple weeks off you will be fine, of course it's not going to get hard when your stroking your flaccid willy 3 times a day non stop

5 to 5.5 is average that means half of mean have 3 to 4 inchers

>>212797809
They do get noticeably aroused just not around you

>>212797997
>>212798017
Its a bwc yeah
>>212798028
It sucks man

>one the lottery

>>212798028
mine is 6.1 lol
mogged

binble binble

>>212797887
they're gagging for big british cock

I can't breed

>>212798045
Does gay anime have bumming scenes?

mine is 6.5 but i really struggle to get it fully hard to women irl because my mind is so enwired with femdom porn

>>212798067
yeah which is obviously untrue
i reckon true western average is 6.3 to 7 inches

>>212798067
just not believable is it

>hot coffee
>a pleasure to the senses

>cold coffee
>a pleasure to the senses

>warm coffee
>revolting, despite being the least polarizing

>?

ACAB

the only measurement that matters is soft since thats the moment she gets a good look at you when you're nervous and vulnerable and your willy shrunken. once she starts working it it no longer matters what it looks like because it has already been decided you're having sex and then no one's really looking at it when it's in her

>>212798108
wish women were the sexual pursuing gender honestly would make life so much easier

>>212798083
i rounded down tho
mines is 6.5 from base
feel a liar calling it 7 inches

My massively huge 6x4in bwbc gets hard easily but feel very little pleasure

>>212798108
mine is 6 but a reasonable girth, don't wank to porn as much and try imagination wanks.

The 4.9 inch nobber has never had complaints

https://unherd.com/2025/06/mirpuris-and-the-problem-of-integration/
*Hits zoot*
Important read

whenever I come across a rorke I always hit them with friendly small talk, banter and watch them crumble under the slightest bit of social expectation. they never have any wit, any charisma. a deeply unserious group of people.

>>212798111
I also reckon
for the white british man
spoken with many zoomer whores and they all say that 7 inches is around average

>>212798139
>were the sexual pursuing gender
they can be
just not with you

>>212798123
hot is terrible. you need to let it cool before you can really taste it

>>212798154
in reality you dont leave your foetid incel bedroom

you guys love cock eh?

>>212798154
>unserious
Zoomer spotted

Fresh Sargon

https://youtu.be/JnCCR4yJ94U

i have baaaaaaaaad knobsmell

>>212798067
>>212798111
>>212798120

not real Canada

>>212798105
Some do some don't, but in general no. Lately they've been putting more sex scenes in though. Pic related released a couple months ago and there's a bumming scene in every episode for instance.

maybe if niggers stopped killing chinks asians would actually like them. just a suggestion

the 8 inch bbc

>>212798202
;)

>>212798154
>crumble under the slightest bit of social expectation. they never have any wit, any charisma. a deeply unserious group of people
ktim

>>212798133
The only thing that will save the White race at this point is if White men simply snap en masse and adopt the mentality of Hitler and Heydrich

this nigga an expert in gay porn anime

rorke can't torke

>>212798160
This is major selection bias too since more women go to University these days

>>212798160
wrong

>>212798203
Imagine the smell (it's poo)

piss is now a normal colour after being basically brown earlier
been on the water and electrolytes all day

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

>>212797807
time and place lad and we'll sort this out

state mandated indocrination incoming

/brit/ has always been right wing obviously but it feels like this year things are coming to a breaking point in that literally every thread is about browns

The Boriswave absolutely broke Britain

>>212798160
are they measuring all the cocks they shag?
people are bad at measuring things with their eyes

>>212798250
meant for >>212798201 , >>212798067

Hello pervert, I've sent this message from your Microsoft account.

I want to inform you about a very bad situation for you. However, you can benefit from it, if you will act wisely.

Have you heard of Pegasus? This is a spyware program that installs on computers and smartphones and allows hackers to monitor the activity of device owners. It provides access to your webcam, messengers, emails, call records, etc. It works well on Android, iOS, macOS and Windows. I guess, you already figured out where I’m getting at.

>>212798253
Poo doesn't exist in the yaoi universe lad. They can just fuck whenever.

rorke complaining the cities aren't safe while leftypol goes barhopping through london with a gaggle of university gyal and artists

how are zoomers the biggest gooners and puritans at the same time

>>212798201
me in the bottom 5%

>>212798255
*opens and points at mouth*

>>212798274
why do they not understand what an incel even is

and they still promote feminism etc

>>212798255
love it when i'm so dehydrated it actually hurts to piss

because why would you go out and do that

>>212798300
kek I got that email before

>>212798276
no, the brownwave did

>>212798281
trust me they know how big a cock is by looking at it
especially uni whores

>>212798274
It will completely fail lol

The 2000s era multicultural brainwashing has completely failed. Boys will just laugh at it.

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies (no difference).

>>212798313
cos they arent the same person? like not every boomer listened to elvis presely you know

>>212797981
My willy was a solid 8" in my 20s
Since my 30s it has literally shrunk and is maybe 7" on a really good day
They don't warn you about this when aging

>>212798313
The two cancel each other out

>>212798274
when they say incel they mean all the backwards muslims and africans and their incompatible cultures. they just label it incel because they're too afraid to admit the truth

>>212798201
Mad how everyone's dick has the same size difference between flaccid and erect. Makes me think this graph is utter bullshit, especially when there's no sources with it.

>>212798337
no they dont
especially not when drunk/drugged etc

what set the incel freakazoids off?

>>212798322
you love that?

>>212798250
wrong
https://www.businessinsider.com/afp-penis-size-researchers-provide-the-long-and-short-of-it-2015-3

>>212798345
uhhhhh a[phhg[gadn kek

>>212798360
no sex for 30 years

new crime stoppers slogan: SUCK A NONCE, SAVE A CHILD

>>212798274
All those little wogs in London joining gangs and stabbing each is actually because of incel culture

>>212798350
Reckon mine has shrunk by about half an inch in a decade

>elvis presely

are you an astronomer cause i have a supermassive black hole that needs examining

I could never cheat on my missus even though I have a big Willard and that's because I cum within like 5 minutes so it's not worth destroying a relationship over a 5 minute thrust and getting embarrassed

>>212797981
mine's dead because of anti depressants lol. i don't think i can even get a full erection anymore

>>212798381
tragic

no you isnae

man I sure wish britain was doing a bit better

mad how rorke gets mad at women for not wanting to sleep with him when he literally just needs to looksmaxx

>>212798394
sex is so much more than a pump and dump tho

antidepressants made me take 1hr to cum unless i wank once a week then it takes 15 mins and i shoot a mega cum blast

>>212798370
>the average is 7 inches
it's over

>>212798386
It's so sad. Idk what to do bros. I don't think science cares about it

black people will see Muslims getting nuked in the middle east and be like "what dem muslim niggas ever do for blacks shiiieeettt"

>>212798418
he just needs to hold a job down and move out his mums
thats it

>>212798428
it's lies from trolls trolling trolls. you should now this by now

>>212798418
can't looksmaxx your way out of autism, 5'2 and baldness

>>212798362
yeah feels good

Let me kiss you

>>212798444
lol literally

sex is becoming increasingly unfathomable to me
starting to doubt its real

>>212798441
Got a black mate and he claimed that Egyptians are black, prior to that I thought it was a 4chan meme that blacks actually thought that.

>>212798418
I looksmaxxed for years, got abs and a 6 pack. got 0 pussy. such is life for incel freaks

Piss weak jawline and can't even grow a decent beard to hide it. This is my burden, should've trooned out in my earl twenties

>>212798358
BJU International journal of urology
>>212798370

i'm toddlermaxxing. it's where you dress like a toddler and just wander about.

any early predictions for gimmick of the year? seems like there hasn't been many good ones

>>212798478
they're idiots, what did you expect?

might finally get out of bed

>>212798465
Had it two years ago and don't see myself having it again desu

>>212798456
>autism
larpmaxx.
>5'2
leglengtheningmaxx.
>baldness
hairtransplantmaxx.

Why are people so against investing? Reading the comments on this the average person seems to think you'll lose all your money moments after putting your money in

>>212798501
lot of blacks doing that

100,000 Afghans, swear to god T.

Starting my 15 mile incel cycle.
For reference, I am a 34 year old male with a 40" belly that I'm trying to get rid of.
I learnt from my pushups mistake and did 20 "proper" pushups last night

>>212798502
umposting is the only real gimmick this year
everything else is repeats of old gimmicks and schizo spamming shite (aka not gimmicks)

>>212798535
kek

>>212798456
just have a hobby and a sense of humour. its that easy

>>212798502
my vote goes to umposting

got shit for brains you see x

>>212798517
BBC comments are full of genuine boomers who moan about anything

>>212798540
I remember you
good lad

>>212798501
based me too

>>212798502
pony posting!!

rorke really needs to just do 100 pushups a day

>>212798516
>leglengtheningmaxx
this doesn't actually work and just makes you look like a freak

Give me 100,000 Afghans

>>212798502
biomassposting, and its not close

>>212798517
Because this is the government's first step towards literally just taking money from prudential normal people to bail out plutocratic inferior.

This has been coming ever since covid lockdowns.

ugly little cunt

>>212798517
I invest in the following

25% Rheinmetall
25% BAE Systems
25% Rolls Royce
25% Saab

I'm up 22.9% since March

>>212798540
also started my incel fitness journey the other day, were all gonna make it!!!!

>>212798517
why do you think there's such a fuss about the pension triple deadlock seal of eternity. the whole point of this country is to make impossible guarantees to old rich people and anything that goes against this is bad

>>212798541
I tried starting the grim alkie twat/cunt gimmick earlier this year but couldn't be arsed keeping it up like you autistic cunts can. Saw a few lads posting it though so I'll take it

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/07/reddit-starts-verifying-ages-of-uk-users-to-comply-with-child-safety-law/

>Reddit announced today that it has started verifying UK users' ages before letting them "view certain mature content" in order to comply with the country's Online Safety Act.

>Reddit said it contracted with the company Persona, which "performs the verification on either an uploaded selfie or a photo of your government ID.

>Reddit provided more detail on how the age verification works here, and a list of what content is restricted here. For UK users under 18, Reddit said it has to restrict sexually explicit content; content that promotes suicide, deliberate self-injury, and eating disorders; content that incites abuse or hatred against people based upon protected characteristics; bullying content; content that promotes violence or "depicts real or realistic serious violence against a person, an animal, or a fictional creature"; content that promotes challenges or stunts that are likely to cause serious injuries; content that encourages people to use harmful substances or substances in harmful quantities; content that shames people based on body type or physical features; and "content that promotes or romanticizes depression, hopelessness and despair."

Reminder that it's just 10 days until every website is mandated by law to adopt the same policies towards UK users.

Pornhub, Youporn, etc will all require you to submit your face and/or ID from 25th July onwards in order to watch porn.

4chan will likely either be banned in the UK, or will willingly geoblock UK users, because this site has no way of implementing age verification.

You could have stopped this, but instead you spent the past 5 years screeching "NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!" Now it's too late.

>>212798590
looks like a funko pop

>>212798550
yeah bro, timeless advice

>>212798517
me? scared, ain't got much money

>>212798502
I reckon I'll have some decent gimmicks in Autumn. It's too hard to come up with anything in this heat.

"gimmick of the year" always brings out the worst of the worst

Mad how NatSocLad (formerly commiemong) created the biomass gimmick

>>212798502
niggerposting

>>212798593
we're gonna make it
:)

What is “incel culture”?
Not having a girlfriend and playing on the computer?

>>212798590
looks fucking weird
also no new robes? wasted opportunity for new merch
creatively fucking bankrupt

>>212798606
Literally just AI generate a mid 40s man selfie and upload that

>>212798608
me on the top rihgt stalking my prey

>>212798540
Good stuff, make sure to keep it up, biggest problem is people feeling like there hasn't been a change and give up when it takes time before you see yourself drop down a shirt size etc

Reminder the boriswave was their way of punishing the proles for Brexit

quite enjoy the gimmick of the year gimmick myself

>>212798643
watch adolescence rorke.

>>212798517
I just legitimately hate finance bro culture and want nothing to do with any of it. It disgusts me on a visceral level.

>>212798643
for normies its simply whatever tate says

>>212798662
good. the proles deserve it

>>212798629

>>212798629
I remember that thread was howling. Three of those are mine

*ahem*

malpa is a rootless cosmopolitan and economic migrant, and he can't code or speak english

Nobody ever likes my gimmicks :/

>>212798687
t. leftypol

>>212798608
>women like handsome men
really don’t know why incels shit and piss themselves over this and act like it’s some big illuminati secret

anyone that didn’t intuitively figure this out by 13 is autistic and braindead

>>212798649
You can't, the service has to directly access your device's camera in order to capture a video of your face.

>>212798502
if bill gateposting

*points wand at you*
Incellius Maximus!
*nothing happens*

>>212798643
it's when you do this

>>212798718

>>212798591
>25% Rolls Royce
Good lad, I bought it back when it was about 500 a share, mad that I've nearly doubled it

karate chopping an alzheimer ridden black niggers head smooth off

Catberg going mental
Full loaf

>>212798736
scream

>>212798723
in unrelated news, i'm selling bradley walsh cutouts

£1 BILLION FOR OUR BRAVE AFGHAN FRIENDS AND THEIR FAMILIES

>>212798643

>>212798723
It's not hard to set up a virtual webcamera with an image or video as source

I’m incredibly handsome and mog 90% of cunts here

>>212798606
I'm literally viewing a porn subreddit right now and there's nothing lol

test

>>212798723
That's nonsense. Not every device has a camera, they can't enforce that

>>212798784
post your face then

I'm just a poor goy
Nobody loves me

giving niggers DNA tests so they have to pay child support

>>212798695
will never not be horrifically cringe when limp waisted, peace and tolerance preaching leftists act like working class hard men against “nazis” and “racists”

see it in my native scotland too. the same people that would decry the working class and try to act like californian liberals put on this localist affectation to sound tough and scary

all the men i'm interested in are already married
and straight

>>212798788
Looool is there really nothing yeah lmao that’s mental

corr fancy a boigha

>>212798695
silence, prisoners

Redpil me on the Online Safety Act

>>212798606
>you could have prevented this
how? what could i have done in a dispute between ofcom and 4chan lmao

>>212798829
get the maccies in lad

>>212798855
hot

>>212798729
what was he doing at the school in the first place?

>>212798804
Nice doxxing attempt

>>212798855
brutal

>>212798840
it is only for the safety of our children and is going to protect them from all the harmful content online today. the government will of course respect your privacy and record nothing because we are a country where the rule of law is paramount

>>212798855
desu i'd deck her for asking me that

>>212798855
show the one where he commits a mass shooting with a bow and arrow

>>212798898
Isn't that a different movie altogether

sucking an egg

leftypol getting sacked at the sperm bank for chugging all of the cum
rorke secretly replacing the non-white samples with his own sperm

horny now

>>212798788
Hasn't rolled out for you yet then. But most Reddit users are reporting they're facing age ID checks to view any NSFW post.

To test it out if you don't believe me, you can open this subreddit and see if you get the pop-up:

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/

Might not work if you don't have a Reddit account though.

>>212798801
The UK government is retarded and probably hasn't considered the idea that anybody might use a device other than a smartphone to browse the web.

Likely what will happen is if you try to submit a photo from a desktop PC with no webcam, it will reject you and tell you to either submit your ID instead or connect to a device that does have a camera.

horny then

>>212797524
FUCKING HELL RORKE DOWN

>>212798952
ugh fine
*pulls down pants and bends over on table*

mad how most women think women have it harder in dating than me

>>212798991
this is just sad man

>>212798976
mad how most women are thick? nah

>>212798976
*than men

>>212798976
literally saw a tweet today of some foid complaining about "loneliness" lol

everything is fucked

niggers

>>212798966
Fly high ronke

>>212798897
you'd deck no one you twig-wristed girl

>>212799002
what is

>>212795953
>>212795953
>>212795953

Zoroark would get it in real life

>>212799027
howling

>>212799054
>>212799054
>>212799054

>>212798856
>how? what could i have done in a dispute between ofcom and 4chan lmao
The bill was not made law until the very end of 2022, but it was moving very slowly through parliament since 2018.

I first became aware of it in late 2021 after the David Amess killing, when MPs started bringing it up in the news as an excuse to censor "hateful" content online.

In late 2021, if the internet had started a mass campaign to stop this bill and to publicise its downsides, we could have stopped it. The Tories were floundering in the polls and wouldn't have wanted to be seen to be passing a bill that shat all over online free speech, but because literally NOBODY talked about it, they got away with it with 0 controversy.

The internet has done this before. Remember the 2012 protests over SOPA in the US? Why don't internet-users campaign against terrible anti-internet laws like that anymore?

>>212798966
>>212799030
hey you quoted my post ^^

>>212798801
They dont want people using computers. Just phones.