Thread 212807841

Cookery edition

poo smells lmao

rorke's creps

fartershy

rorke's creps

how my NEET nighties doing?

Rorke rorkeing rorkeishly

>>212809438
playing LoL atm

When you FTM so hard you become an AGP

rorkeing about

>>212809438
we gud cud x

Tranny's are actually so vile

WE HAD JOY
WE HAD FUN
WE HAD SEASONS IN THE SUN
BUT THE LAST KICK FROM THAT CHAV WAS TO BE THE FATAL ONE

suckable delicious sexy lustful solid toes especially her big toes are looking gorgeous hot and tasty.....beautiful women...........fantastic view

the italian gf sent me this

https://men.wikifeet.com/Bradley_Walsh
4.95 stars

gods we needed that rain

Next general election I’m voting for the frogposter

>>212809539
>in all hoenstly
Now there's a start. Good stuff lad. Keep at it.

>>212809506
that's a male

do gay men like fat feet that are covered in dead skin and bloody bits where i picked at the dead skin and layers of dead skin from picking at the dead skin

using the Futurama "What If" machine to go back in my own timeline and make difference choices for myself and then give my overall life a score out of 100 based on these changes to find the optimal set of choices i could have made in any given scenario

>>212809497
bit close to home this

Wish I could be in his dressing room after filming an episode of "The Chase" and, when Bradley says "Your time starts again...now", that's my cue to give him a well deserved foot rub.

I'm trans

I'm also trans

im only 31
31 is young!

need this

>>212809536
what's he up to

>>212809506
Let's see the rest of him then.

>>212809640
do love the juxtaposition of millennials – who are perpetually stuck in their early teens, in denial of being old and behave just like their parents (only WAY more consumerist and retarded) – and that of zoomers who write their life off at 20 lel

the final /brit/

Mad how women literally have tits on their chests. Tits, growing out a woman's chest.

>>212809707
yeah you love that do you

Once seen a 6 foot 3 transgender "women" beat the absolute fuck out of three women at a protest in Essex.

Seeing the difference in damage and brutality that a man can do to a woman is insane

>>212809506
i cant take sexy pics like this because of my double chin

>>212809575
That's my gf you're talking about

I’ll drop a clue for the transphobes in here: transbians aren’t ‘coming after’ ‘your’ women, they’re looking for other transbians to be with

212809746
yeah i do x

Applebaum and twilight sprinkov are GOING AT IT it's a clopocalypse

FREE SHELDON!

If a poo is bigger than your willy then it’s a big poo. If it’s smaller then it’s a small poo.
Reckon this is universally true.

>you see THIS is the good generation, and all previous generations are BAD.
Alphas gonna say the same about you in 5 years zoom zooms. Be prepared for the elder abuse.

>>212809759
They're settling for other manfreaks

>>212809759
and i'm looking to put troons and their enablers into the sun

>>212809768
i mean
c'mon
;P

back from road trip, back to my boring hell of a life, back to toil, back to my same old boring persona

Finally getting everything moved into the new home I have purchased

1800 square feet and a large front and back lawn and it’s allllll mine

>>212809774
I do a lot of big poos then

>>212809774
all of my poos are big due to the small size of my penis

>>212809759
Most of them start out trying to date cis people and fail so badly at it that they resort to dating each other.

>>212809804
:P

>>212809707
32 and married and homeowner with good career and I fucking HATE zoomers I’d rather hire a Mexican to mow my lawn than some broccoli headed freak

>>212809806
How's the ugly chink wife

>>212809584
most people don't like feet in general
most normal people

going to start a youtube channel but instead of calling my subscribers timmies, gravy babies, mother lovers etc. i'll call them rorkey-chops

>>212809575
do any rich weird gay men like fat feet that are covered in dead skin and bloody bits where i picked at the dead skin and layers of dead skin from picking at the dead skin

Subscribed to Bradley Walsh’s OnlyFans but it’s just videos of him rubbing oil into his feet in his car while saying “we’re building up to one of the biggest jackpots I’ve ever seen. Are you ready for the final chase? I’m going to start the countdown”.

>>212809759
gay men in wigs righto

Seriously what's the next step after trans? We went from gay to all the non binary + shit and now we are at trans people. What will it be in twenty years?

>>212809874
they are all braindead pieces of shit to be fair

the italian gf sent me this

a poo just whizzed by my ear

>>212809902
the end goal has always been normalising paedophilia

>>212809830
thing is, you can lump millennials in with one another due to their monoculture and consumptive nature, whereas zoomers are all over the place and all have varying cultural points of view due to the vastness of media available
*reddit space*
no two zoomers are the same whereas all millennial nu-males are identical and pathetic man-children (oh my science!)

>>212809929
Bigger or smaller than your willy?

>>212809934
I reckon we have a stage between trans and normalising nonces though

>>212809934
fraid you're right. you look at what the trannies like and it's things like loli, infant roleplay, wearing diapers, all pedo coded shit that we're being told is perfectly fine and not encroaching on children.

>>212809925
thats cute mine sent me this

need a gf that could batter me

>>212809939
roughly the same size

Why are you all acting like you aren’t nonces yourselves

>>212809984
im a bit jealous that youve got a girlfriend and i dont so she must be really hideous

Honestly trans people makes total sense as a "testing pot" for normalising peados in the future.

Get people to have to accept kids being forced to get surgery, men in women's and kids spaces etc

>>212810009
she is xx :(

hacked into the jew mind control database and the plan is trannies --> black men showering --> nonces

>>212810015
waterstones is teeming with this shit
although i couldn't help but notice last week when i was in one that a JD vance book was prominent on display, amidst all that white-self-hate crap they mass produce

>>212809984
>Angus Young poster
Definitely a fella

>>212810033
this is actually real btw my brother is a blackrock

>>212810033
How about you hack into your mind and stop lusting for mooses?

>>212810028
she is beautiful in your eyes isnt she

>>212810033
Fuck sake see if you can shoehorn shouting nigger in a gay niggers face on there at least

not many black women do asmr
just something i noticed

utterly fucking arsed my life up lads

>>212809993
Medium sized poo then

Over 90% of the UK foreign aid budget is actually spent right here on housing asylum seekers and illegal immigrants.

>>212810005
Trannies take it a step further than anyone else by actively grooming children online to get them to crossdress and seek sex hormones. They consider this to be their right, and will become very agitated and irate if you explain to them that this isn't acceptable behavior.

Anime is making me a nonce

Lower than I've nearly ever been lads. Don't even know why. Just keep drinking and eating badly and doing nothing at work or at home. No painting or music making.

It's a cycle. I'll be hyperactive in a couple of weeks. Is that ADHD or something lel

>>212810033
My fellow rorkes it seems they’ve outmaneuvered us

>>212810078
Don't make fun of me.

>>212810089
It’s supposed to be calming and relaxing. Hard to fall asleep when you keep checking where your wallet is every 5 minutes.

>>212810111
which one

>>212810101
Are you admitting that you are a nonce? I’m not sure that you can take raping children a step further

>>212810138
yeah, black women, known for robbing wallets...

>>212810139
Brianna Wu is a terrible person, tranny or not

Apparent leftist that went hard right when everyone noticed they were a knobhead

>>212810177
…yes?

>>212810139
Hunter was clearly a gay lad and perhaps he's living his best life now, but he's the exception to the rule. Most trannies on this website are on drugs, or alkies, unhappy, not thriving. That's not a good life to foist at children.

old roommate offering to buy my paddypower account of £200 (he's a montenegran), is this a scam?

>>212810221
yeah, montenegrins. known for scamming....

does it make you a nonce if you wank to like old horny memories from high school you had and stuff like that
at the time you were the right age so it should be fine

>>212810095
Same, but it's because I have a sperg brain that just ain't fair

what's your favourite book brit

>>212810246
Lonesome Dove

The sooner people realise everything being done is to depopulate the white population the better.

If you are ever curious look at the statistics by race for trans and LGBTQ+ people

>>212810246
still holds up

>>212810170
No, some males on this site post 17 year old girls or 16 year old girls, and that's not as hideous as what you do to little prepubescent boys with your pedophilic programming. You cannot leave children alone and for that reason you must be destroyed.

>>212810083
no promises but ill mention it at the next quarterly

>>212810281
>Murdering someone isn't as bad as torturing, mutilating and THEN murdering them
What a shit argument.

>>212810246
harry potto and the philosophy stone

>>212810306
Here comes the autism intellect.

>>212810325
ok pedo

what if it was two £50 pound notes

>>212810246
yhe binble

>>212810345
what if he caught it mid flight on the way down?

>>212810246
The Goblet of Fire is absolute kino

>>212810281
You sound molested, makes you a potential pedo tbqhwy, explains your obsession with kids and admittance to being a nonce
Seems we need to destroy you

cracking set of tits on this bird ahahah

>>212810342
Solve the retard crisis and the transgender issue evaporates back into the seedy cracks in society it leaked out from..

>>212810112
sounds like bipolar

>>212810373
You fat coping male freak, this is why everyone is turning on you with scorn. You're a man. You will never be a woman.

might get a film camera for something to do and to get me out of the house

all the yank flags active right now have stable careers and relationships
all the brit flags active right now are the scum of our society who only dare show their faces past midnight and have been driven into the night

need to quit vaping but i know if i throw it in the bin i'll dig it out in an hour's time

>>212810391
That isn't a prerequisite to you being a paedophile. Solved or unsolved you're still a danger to children and should have your head blown smoove off.

>>212810424
Don’t have a cow pedo

destroy them
destroy them all

scratching some really nice feeling care labels. h&m ca. 2015. great year for labels

Massive Oasis drone display appears above Manchester

>>212810433
did this earlier, stopped halfway through because I was literally rummaging through garbage for the last 2 hits of my weed vape

So 19,000 Afghans were moved to the UK in secret - without the public's knowledge or consent.
All because our Army is made up of the dumbest retards who accidentally leaked a list of 100k Afghans who worked for pro-US/pro-UK/pro-Israel causes and their lives are at risk if they remain in Afghanistan.
Simply amazing. Well done.

facial hair at prime picking length now
the epidermis shall NOT be recovering from this

>>212810478
at least they're pro-west

>>212810425
yeah photography is good escapism
girls like being taken pictures of too
tho with film i have to explain i cant just send them their pic instantly via insta and that they will have to wait a few weeks til i get the roll developed haha x

>>212810477
>the last 2 hits of my weed vape
did it have a proper awful burning taste as well?
think I'd be sick if I hit a weed vape again just from the way it tastes

wearing an apron that says 'kiss the cock'

>>212810477
>garbage
>weed vape

>>212810478
big bad brown man eh

>>212810473
Quite fond of the old citrus punch
The summer fruits is fine but nothing to write home about

>>212810478
my bulgarian friend always makes fun of britain having a bad economy and has moved back home
its fucking over guys

>>212810428
not true

Put down the weed vape little boy and pick up the DMT vape. Today you become a man.

>>212810499
no theyre just anti-Taliban, theyre still retarded hardliner muslims

>>212810428
I’ve never had a gf and I’ve been unemployed for 2 or 3 years

Im sure our new Afghan guests will be fully supportive of gay and trans rights...

Rorke on a schizo one

>>212810524
Bulgaria is a beautiful country with pretty women and cheap living
why wouldn't you

>>212810505
dont know lad looked down at the garbage pile and walked away, probably tasted fucking amazing though god i love weed

(●'◡'●)

>>212810524
First hand experience if you're from a country like that and choose to toil in some warehouse, kitchen, construction job or whatever in the UK vs going back home you're a turbo-retard.
The market for high-paying (relatively to things like cost of living etc.) jobs is so good in these shithole places you'd be a fool not to take it if you have the chance, and have no options in Britain.

DUDE I NEED TO PUT SMOKE AND NICOTINE AND TAR IN MY LUNGS I LITERALLY CANT FUNCTION OTHERWISE

>>212810551
that's all on you
no one else

i see rorke has reverted back to hating muslims now that iran got their arsed kicked by israel lel
not even a month has passed since he was claiming "aryan" status for persians

>>212810551
wow twinsies!! post university hasnt been going well for me

>>212810543
ah well, at least they're anti-lgbt

>>212810439
>>212810444
Neither of you are women. Your 'transition' may have put you at risk for premature bone fragility and cancer. You get what you pay for ;)

you never talk about cricket, isn't that a popular sport over there

Imagine being a pro-Israel Muslim, absolutely mental

>>212810583
ktim

>>212810555
who cares
leave it on pol

Me and my dad voted for Trump but he has betrayed us and we are pissed off! Me and my dad both agreed that we will NEVER vote again because they are Satanic scumbags, ALL of them!

>>212810589
Didn’t say otherwise

>>212810604
You're right I'm not a woman I'm a man. A cis man. You're still a pedo.

>>212810606
/cric/ is just /brit/ but for people who like cricket
we all HATE cricket here

>>212810597
>anti-lgbt
Why are you celebrating that they're anti-European?
LGBT culture is white culture. Remember the Greeks.

>>212810623
imagine being dumb enough to vote for him in the first place

>>212810604
I’m not even trans you pedo freak calm down before you have an aneurysm and stop raping kids

Jay Dyer did a good video on Trump's disgusting failure.

>>212810623
*/brit/ chorus collectively yells in crescendo*
>shut up catyank !!!

>>212810606
No not really. Maybe 1 in 100 men are interested in cricket. Rugby, F1 and boxing are probably all more popular.

>>212810657
you are egg

>>212810629
Hahahaha it's the bone sucking chaser come to defend his penis princesses, piss off loser. 0 dicks were credited to your account.

>>212810623
British citizens living in Britain can't vote for Trump. Perhaps you meant to post this in /cum/?

Feel like /brit/ was way better when it had personalities

Liam, emmet, dare I say it even 190

about to try scotch for the first time

>>212810660
this isnt your cat mate
stop posting him
proper weird

Boring mong hours is it
Thats me off to sleep (your posts will help)

>>212810677
There’s plenty of eggs in here and they ain’t me

>>212810671
indians own cricket now

I’ll tell you one thing lads. I will NOT be voting for Donald Trump at the next election. Enough is enough.

>>212810638
I don't know about all that but the lgbt community is one of the loudest voices when it comes to supporting mass migration

Hasan will fix rorke

>>212810623
slowest of slowpokes
imagine believing in any politician ever
almost like they'd said or do anything to get elected
man has done so many 180s and yet half America still believing in him lel

>>212810707
so it happened again...

>>212810704
They are the only ones who play it here lol

https://youtu.be/uU5vVT_Cp7c

Sleep Token time

It's like Evanescence and Imagine Dragons but fucking good

I looked and apparently they DO make 'kiss the cock' aprons for grilling out.

>>212810704
Go to bed Rajesh you need to be up early to deliver my Amazon parcel tomorrow

i like trump
imagine if a british PM rounded up all the pakis and put them in cages
only america is this faustian

Hating on trans people is an extremely retarded brown skinned abrahamic take done to distract you from your own poverty and government corruption.

i voted kamala unironically
I should’ve voted de la cruz but i was more focused on defeating drump

>>212810732
The hole where poo comes out is too close to the pizza.

>>212810753
think this is intuitively obvious to all non browns tbqh

>>212810681
You're just making up words now, pedo.
Or are you a "hebephile" which is pedo with extra steps. Don't even like trannies but you're an obvious wrongun.

Thinking about getting either a border collie or Australian shepherd

>>212810753
i dont care much for them
if anything i dont mind cos it makes me feel more normal in comparison to the freaks lol

>>212810728
yeah, i read that all the new rich indians in america are attempting to establish a domestic american cricket league. they are shortening the matches to make it more palatable. cant see it catching on outside the disporia though, you guys already have baseball which kind of scratches that itch

anyone got any nazbol wisdom for me

nobody care me

>>212810765
nothing would have changed
voting doesn't matter
nothing ever changes
politics is just theater for retards

>>212810780
mad that christian cucks believe in this shit literally
same goes for muzzies and jews

>>212810753
i can be mad at corruption and also hate trannies theyre not linked

loads of indians playing cricket at the public field these days

>>212810780
if you get a border collie you have to be walking it constantly, really they are farm dogs and its unfair to own them as pets

birdberg screams at his parents for hours every night even though theyre right there

>>212810794
i care you

>>212810786
I've only heard of it because of my own curiosity looking up cricket in my area, it's definitely not catching on

>>212810828
tried to run a baby seagull over earlier lol
cunt didnt even try to fly away on the road, just kept wobbling across it

>>212810805
>i can be mad at corruption
what will that change
it's like being mad at oranges for being orange or water for being wet

>>212810793
luv africans
‘ate ‘utin
luv stalin
luv hitler
‘ate ‘chev

>>212810805
what rational basis is there to be anti-LGBT
the fact is transphobia originates from jewish torah laws which also forbid mixed fabrics and shellfish
And the Jews only opposed it to show they were different from Europeans and Egyptians who were more civilised and were accepting of being LGBT because it harms noone and strengthens bonds within the tribe

>>212810825
This reads like something an owner of a greyhound would write.

got stopped from voting, me
so nothing that is happening now is my fault

>>212810753
They're not what they portray themselves to be and I hate liars, plus they vote as a left wont bloc for whoever the far left candidates are at the moment. They support picrel.

>>212810858
god if i was an african president i would rob the fuck out of my people

>>212810844
????? and you thought 4chan would find this funny why?

Bit sad mate

>>212810844
bit unkind

>>212810872
bizarre

zoomers dont wear aftershave cos they vape and its made redundant from one puff of an elfbar

as is every other person around in their vicinity

they stink like chinese-made candy floss all the time
girls included

>>212810798
I still had hope(cope)

>>212810872
What the hell happened to pinkie pie

I ended up not getting pizza yesterday I just ate some crisps and an ensure and went to sleep
should I order food today? I have some instant noodles but they're dried rather than fried so the taste is a bit unsatisfying and not much calories

>>212810865
dont mind the LGB just dont like all these trannies cutting their dicks off doesnt sit right with me, they tend to be the weirdest out of the lot too real pedo tendencies

>>212810882
>>212810883
?
i missed lads

there was a police van in opposite lane oncoming so i couldnt swerve and hit it without it , you know? relax
bunch of wokes honestly

sigh

>>212810903
I don’t wear aftershave because im an odorless mutant freak

>>212810870
dont know about all that

>>212810844
you die

>>212810872
kind of mental how deranged the hate for this lad was back in 2010
no wonder he turned out so fucked up, diddy abuse aside

>>212810930
Your whole post was a "miss"

>>212810930
sorry not been the same since i took the vaccine for the pozzed mind virus

ate entire pack of honey roasted cashews
cant stop shitting

can’t wait to try the new ‘plugs tonight

>>212810938
*runs my hands up your smooth asian body*

Redhead, blonde, brunette?

>Most Emmy noms 2025 [dramas]
Severance: 10
The White Lotus: 10
Adolescence: 8
The Penguin: 7
The Pitt: 7

How may have you seen lads?
Would you recommend it?

>>212810917
Please elaborate on how someone can rape kids if they don't have a penis or male sex drive
Seems logically inconsistent

what level of Talmudic gaslighting is this

>>212810982
All profoundly mid

>>212810973
wrong pic

>>212810932
you want to get married still or what

>>212810915
eat some real food lad youll feel better get some veggies in you

have you ever skinned a border collie?

>>212810982
Last tv show I watched was art attack

>>212811001
Did your neighbor ever find out?

how about fox-hunting

ermm what the spork

>>212810985
didnt say rape did i? but yes they are also rapists

>>212810999
I have some dehydrated veggies and nori sheets that I can put in the noodles, but yeah maybe I need something else

>>212810985
Didn't chris chan go to prison for raping his mom?

GOINH YO BR GOOFNIHJY

>>212810994
>>212811006
>>212811027
how do you ever expect to lose your virginites if you refuse to engage with pop culture?

After a bath when I was in my jammies I used to lay out my dirty clothes in the shape of a person in the hall then go tell my mum I’ve made an art attack.

>>212811047
is this woman an actress? she looks like she was in a 90s police show set in chicago

think the neighbour downstairs has had a stroke, he always babbles to his cats and himself

>>212810993
but does it really matter?
not exactly news that uber wealthy elites has no ethics or morals and get off abusing people below them

>>212811052
get the cupboards STOCKED
get the meals PREPPED

REDHEAD, BLONDE, BRUNETTE

RANK EM YOU FUCKERS

dont actually know who gary eats is

>>212811074
>neighbour
FOY

epic rap battles of history: yhe vs thr

>>212811058
I engage with pop culture all that shit just sucked
Enjoyed Adults more than any of those

>>212811058
Women seem to enjoy it because they get excited about showing me their favourite shows and movies. All of it shite mind you.

oh my nhs did you just say that about migrants?

>>212811084
don't have a kitchen at the moment :(
just access to a microwave

>>212811090
1 looks like david thewlis in fargo

>>212810993
Does he have any idea how bad he looks to his own supporters now? What on earth is he doing?

>>212811019
he thought ol' poppy "ran away"
little does he know the pelt i used as a car mat was his beloved collie bitch's fur

never managed to sell it on so... kept it for my volvo til the smell stunk out my floor console and then flung it in a skip...never to be seen again....

>>212811058
>engage with pop culture

>>212811061
and what did she say?

>>212810993
Guy to his right is a Jewish close friend of Netanyahu that Trump made Sec of Commerce . He's Mossad.

#stillwearingmymask #socialdistancing #longCOVID #immunocompromised #dontjudge #nhs #disabilityawarenessmonth

>>212811160
she said go have a chokey wank pre-bourdain

>>212811160
Called me a stupid boy and told me to clean it up and go to bed :(

>>212811148
Rope

>>212811144
he doesn't have to get elected again, he can do whatever he wants

>>212811144
protecting himself and his friends obviously
he never cared about his supporters lmao

I like david thewlis in that movie where he's a horrible bastard

>>212811148
This an admission of a crime, a criminal act, and has been reported accordingly to both 4chan staff and the police

>>212811190
>>212811195
No he's alright

Need him as PM.

>>212811162
we can't see the guy to his right, you mean the man to our right, from the perspective of the photographer?

Cooking short-grained rice in my Zojirushi NP-HCC10 Rice Cooker With Induction Heating System


Only 19 minutes remain

>>212811223
He already is PM
>Professional Morrissey

>>212811221
what's she so smug about?

>>212811220
Good. Every animal abuser I've known is a little weasel needing his ass kicked.

>>212811221
can't be posting that

yhe phonye

love animals me. don't even like killing bugs.

>>212811284
>>212811284
>>212811284

Janny will delete the ponies but not admissions of rape and animal abuse
Consider that

>>212811248
she just beheaded twilight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC89AB4YL6g&t=55s

is rarity british culture?

>>212811231
What do you think jerkoff

>>212811245
Powerful Mancunian