Thread 212847467

Mileena, empress of outworld and /cum/ -edition

>>212847480
how are you alive

i feel like trash

wonder when china will make their move

>>212847467 (OP)
I would

>>212847516
rape

>>212847512
Pawn to D7

pooped 4 times today

WHAT'RE YA BOIYIN?

>>212847467 (OP)
I don't know if it's just my area but when I went to go to interviews today there were at least 20 to 15 people also there

Cummies take SSRI like candy as if they were white women.

The female penis (fenis)

>>212847531
She has a husbando

get it

whats a good career path if you dont want to be around people

What has Jason accomplished in his 29 years of existence

>>212847570
set the city record for number of failed driving tests

my parents think i'm gay. any girls here willing to come home for dinner and prove them wrong?

>>212847570
He lives rent-free in you head and in his mother's house.

>>212847553
Now that I think about there is some reason so many people in line for any kind of job

>>212847582
Brazilian tier post

>>212847582
sure

LOL WOMEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-eSoF9PWE0

>>212847467 (OP)
forgot the previous. shit edition also early, never make a thread again

>>212847591
that's true i did steal his posting style there

Gonna see a tranny hooker

Do you guys like my edition?

Does anyone know why the job market is so fucked now?

>>212847614
sister's birthday?

>>212847483
He's looking kind of rough. Did Michelle give him AIDS?

>>212847615
its ok

>>212847615
honestly no

>>212847624
God i wish

>>212847619
H1B Visas

>>212847615
It's too niche
I don't know what its referencing

>>212847619
H1B + illegals + high interest rates + AI

>>212847648
It's mortal fucking Kombat you cunt!

>>212847639
Like I know that but why is it hard even for fucking wagie jobs? The guy I was talking to in line to the interview was a college grad and he was in line for Amazon

I've got deep raccoon eyes from many years of severely abusing my sleep schedule.

>>212847483
Obama is a tranny. He wrote this to one of his girlfriends
>You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination.”
>“My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men,” he added. “But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency.”

>>212847658
Same people in school made fun of me lmao

>>212847658
I was born with them

>>212847649
That explains why there was a huge fucking long in Walmart of all places

>>212847661
His gf was probably like "this nigga weird af"

Smoking weed after a shower is the veteran stoner move.

>>212847634
Well why not?

>>212847700
I can't believe he was on fishtank

>>212847707
I just don't relate to it

>>212847715
You don't want empress monster gf to use your tongue as a throne?

Men only want one thing.

miss being able to use the crapper whenever I want instead of having 5to time it around my housemates taking a shower/using the john

>>212847738
that's a man

>>212847630
>he looks kind of rough
it would be difficult to find a 63+ year old politician who looks better

>>212847738
It's always the face mask doing the heavy lifting

>>212847742
that's why I poop in a bucket in my room most of the time. the communal bathroom is way too filthy anyway

>>212847738
not my type

>>212847738
that girl looks like she has a penis

>>212847512
Xi tried this and it backfired spectacularly and Putin's Ukraine quagmire scared all the warhawks in China. Between all that and Iran's military humiliation the USA's hegemony is guaranteed for another few decades at the absolute minimum. BRICsisters... we got too cocky...

>>212847747
I am half gay.

*I do a breakdancing routine and then stand in b boy pose*

Stop responding to troons

Cummies make fun of other anons for living with their parents but shit in a bucket because they don't like sharing the only bath room with their roommates.

>>212847791
I share it with the whole building. 32 rooms

Why is jason like this

should i get my new shoes in white or black

>>212847807
I think he was molested by his dad and that's why he never talks about him

>>212847806
Do you live in a shitty student dorm?

>>212847782
>gets wrinkled gross UV-blasted skin by mid 30s

gaming peaked in the 2000s

>>212847822
I live in a boarding house

>>212847808
>85 doll hairs for shoes
Could not be me

>>212847738
I'd suck his dick

>>212847808
The white ones for the summer.

>>212847831
90's*

>gaming peaked in the (age of my youth)
A likely story

>>212847834
cheap ass
>>212847839
we are entering autumn soon though

>futa is high IQ
any truth to this rumour?

>bing bing wahoo
trash for mentally stunted manchildren

>>212847833
Well, at least you are not homeless.

>>212847858
jason's retarded, so clearly the evidence is against him

>>212847858
Quite true
>t. 142

>>212847833
How often do you get boarded? Does it hurt?

>>212847862
fuck you nigga why cant I embed shorts

>>212847844
80's*

>>212847858
I have a tested and verified iq of 130 and i like cramming things up my ass, especially my electric toothbrush. get some taste you troglodyte.

>>212847853
Modern gaming is shit tho

>>212847853
90's were objectively peak

switched to firefox award

>>212847900
Same. Ublock origin getting shut down on chrome was the final straw

We're gonna have a party tonight,
Come in a swimsuit,
We ain't got no rules,
And don't tell your parents,
But we're partying with Tim Pool,
Partying with Tim Pool,
We're partying with Tim Pool,
I am only 15 living every kids dream,
Partying with Tim Pool,
Man this guy is so cool,
No other kids here,
Dizzy from this root beer,
Partying with Tim Pool

I'd use firefox but captcha doesnt show up on some boards for some reason

>>212847891
90s cgi is SOVL something about the dark colors is comfy

>>212847900
>>212847909
This except I switched to Brave

>>212847808
People with OCD or other such personality disorders prefer dark coloured shoes. Unleash your inner autismo and get the black ones.

>>212847774
ZOG niggas actually say shit like this lmao

>comfy
Cringe pillow biting faggot word

>>212847883
70's*

Drinking water.

>>212847823
She's already ugly.
>>212847858
I'm tested at 128 IQ
>>212847900
>>212847909
Firefox sucks just use bravik.

Adblockers will be illegal some day

>>212847900
will switch when edge and brave no longer support it

>>212847923
i was leaning towards the black ones anyway

>>212847939
What's your name on Telegram?

Was playing a video game on my PC but it crashed

Lessons from truecrime:
>it’s always the spouse
>if not, then it was the last person to see them alive

>>212847853
I mean it's a bit subjective but NOBODY is saying 2020's is peak gaming and for the first time old games routinely outperform new ones. Re-releases n' shieet also emphasize the point that we live in a derivative period o algo.

>>212847949
>based autismo
a TRUE anon.

>>212847963
>NOBODY is saying 2020's is peak gaming
Children are out there saying fortnite and dead by daylight is peak

>>212847955
F

My new cute female coworker has green hair and a lisp

>>212847936
>baby boomers were shitting and cumming over this

game graphics need to get worse

>>212847983
>dead by daylight
I fumbled a bitch oncr for not wanting to play that stupid ass game

>>212847983
Children don't know any better

>>212847936
atari, intellivision and colecovision were so unbelievably ass its a miracle video games survived at all

Lessons from /cum/:
>homeschooling makes your kid a trans internet addict
>drugs are bad

>>212848005
we never needed to surpass PS1 graphics

>>212848031
It makes way more damage than that

>>212847939
You can use that PC to look for a job instead of playing bideojames as you enter your 30's.

>>212847983
>2017
>2016
Neither of these are 2020's thoughbeit, I don't even think in another 5 years anyone will be going on about how great Animal Crossing was in 2020 or whatever other games were popular then. Vidya has been in a rut for a while now.

>>212848036
fag

>>212848031
additionally:
>if someone has life insurance policy on YOUR life, they will kill you

>>212848059
>graphicsfag
no anon, YOU are the fag

videogames are my most enjoyed and longest lasting hobby

>9 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nRTF2SowQ

>>212848053
what jobs can i find on the PC?

>>212848053
>job?! Bobby job job! Mcjob! Job job job!
You're obsessed. Stop being a capitalist.

>>212848085
>black german soldiers
nope

On the eighth day, God created futas
Then he decided they were too based and he erased them

>>212848094
I got a job as a programmer with my pc

>>212847958
>people obsess over serial killers, mass shooters, random extreme psychos etc.
>in reality you are like a million times more likely to be killed by someone you know very closely
Foids watch truecrime all day and still can't notice their bf is abusive lol

>>212848031
The only worthwhile lesson from /cum/
>don't waste your life on 4chan block this site now while you still can

Where'd all the time goe
Its starting to fly-ayayayayyyyy

Elden Ring is better than anything released in the past 15 years

He crossed state lines.
>B-but-
He crossed state lines.

>battlefield one was 10 years ago
FUCK

>>212848118
not system shock remake

>>212848100
true but I'm not chuddy enough to let it ruin the whole game for me

>>212848126
oh god you're talking about the guy who makes you stutter when he crosses state lines

>>212848128
i remember posting in /v/ when it was revealed

I wish my penis was smaller

41%

>>212848147
You do not have a big penis. No one believes you have a big penis.

>>212848099
I like how the word JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB is a trigger word for you.

I wish I were a woman

I wish I were a woman with a penis.

I was in Africa and tried to post to /cum/ but they blocked 4chan or something. Very sad, I wanted to be the first /cum/bro to post from Africa :(

need Mayan gf to kill spics and harvest Mahogany with

would you sacrifice some penis size to be taller or vice versa?
>5'6"
>5.5"
I wouldn't do anything personally

SOMETHING WENT WRONG
THEY TOLD ME
I WAS LUCKY
I CAME THIS CLOSE TO BEING A GIRL
BUT I WANNA BE A GIRL
DON'T WANNA BE A BOY

>>212848167
It just needs to be smaller
If i could trade and inch or two i would

>>212848103
Deuteronomy 22:5

futa cock

I ate 3 slices of pizza today and that's it

>>212848193
I would sacrifice 1cm off my 21cm cock to be an inch taller

>>212848193
No, I wouldn't

>>212848193
I'm already tall

Atrocious thread

>>212848217
I had a kind bar and a cliff bar

>>212848193
I wouldn't mind being a manlet if i had a massive dong desu

>>212847239
>realistic bodies as they actually are
That's feminist for fat chicks. Exclusively about fat chicks. They will throw in some cripple and maybe a fat dude or two but these are token representations only, included begrudgingly because the ideology demands.

>>212848219
nah nigga you gotta do an even exchange rate. and you didnt say how tall you are

>>212848226
Would you trade height or penis size for money?

>>212848212
>futa cock

spell check on firefox sucks

My name is Mukoko

>>212848241
I make the money, man, I roll the nickels
the game is mine
I deal the cards

>>212848204
you wont do shit

>>212848204
fcuked up nd evel

>>212848171
It's not. My thoughts don't revolve around toil like a wageslave.

Work is not a value. Employment is not a value. If you can extract resources from the state without working then you should. The epitome of capitalism is engineering a gift through which you extract wealth without working much/at all. Wageslaves are just jealous when others refuse to play their game.

>>212848239
5...'...7

Spider vs ant rap battle

Do they make baby bunny onaholes?

>>212848249
>>futa cock

Yeah, people are jealous of not being a gay friendless virgin 29 year old who lives with his parents

>>212848275
> a grift*

futa cock

>>212848275
but if everyone behaved like you society would collapse

New Isabela Moner/Merced coom bait just dropped

>>212848238
Also: feminist body positivity is mid chicks allying with uggos against the beautiful.

>>212848275
is this Jason
>.t newfag

When I hear the word job I think of losing a fight before I think of work
In fact I think of Job from the Bible before I think of work

>>212848310
This is inappropriate dress in public

>>212848326
It sure seems like it

>>212848308
Now you get it.

>>212848339
fucking lol. nofap is such a meme

>>212848346
Why?

>>212848351
you are definitely not ready for that

I bought this stuff to help you relax when you mix in it your drink and all it does is make my throat numb

>>212848361
that's a big plushie

Going to the dream zone for a bit peace out buds

>>212848310
>tattoo

>>212848373
Too easy

>>212848368
Your perception of and my actual level of preparedness are both irrelevant.

>>212848370
Now you can suck your boyfriends cock easier

>>212848381
For you maybe

>>212848364
Looks like a prostitute or a Mexican

>>212848394
three dots

>>212848310
>Mexican
>hits the wall immediately
Many such cases! She was actually always ugly though.

>>212848290
>futa cock

>I'VE GOT A BELLY
>AND I'VE GOT A BUM

why are you guys so obsessed with dick

>manchild who doesnt have a drivers license or any skills whatsoever is prepared for scoietal collapse
reminds me of the time he said he'd sell roadkill outside of a wendys parking lot for money

what boomer game should i play

>>212848410
>>212848412
>>212848413
Shut up frog

>>212848310
She would look better with longer hair.

>>212848415
does it have to be a boomer game? i have non boomer game recs

I see trees of green

>>212848423
What's wrong with the frog?

Did the prime minister of Australia really shit his pants in a Maccies? Is this true chat?!

>>212848415
What's the cutoff date for a boomer game

>>212848423
>frog
that's our word

>>212848415
contra force

>>212848319
It's genuinely odd how much the modern incarnation of leftoids hate beauty

Just won a debate.

>>212848443
2014

>>212848415
Ultima 3

>>212848423
ribbit

Just lost a debate

>>212848413
I'm familiar with and understand cocks. The vaginas are alien and scary.

Also boys and cocks are cute and im not hampered by abrahamism or any other dated ideologies which mindlessly restrict biGODS

>>212848447
Um...exactly??

I get around

dan bongino more like dan BANGINA

>>212848415
we're all gonna play tf2 in a little bit, you should join

>Im familiar with cocks
what did he mean by this?

>>212848494
we are?

>>212848465
There's no way

>>212848478
I know you already said

Sticky weather we've had huh

>>212848503
You aren't in the discord bro?

>>212848415
minecraft

>>212848450
Women's entire lives revolve around a pecking order determined by their idea of beautiful with a tilt for men's opinion and demonstrated success. Some of them sincerely want to Harrison Bergeron the whole thing. They're that obsessed with it.

>>212848528
no i'm straight

>>212848532
You mog Jason

>>212848531
I see you're a fellow Hoe Math fan, nice.

>>212848532
are you jasons dad

>>212848518
It's fucking bullshit is what it is. Bullshit raining down from the sky.

>>212848319
But couldn't the uggos and the mids just looksmatch? I don't get it

>>212848530
There's literally nothing to do in old versions of shart craft

>>212848530
these graphics are so cozy

>>212848554
This guy is a gay pedo

>>212848544
Futa domination

>>212848504
Wdym? In 2014 i was 8 so that is pretty ancient
Get with the times uncgroid

What would you do if you suddenly became one of Jason's parents

>>212848532
Damn we got a real unc in here

>>212848555
I'm in the Vancouver area hbu?

>>212848571
Ehat did he do?

>>212847774
the crazy thing is that because it's a leaf flag he might actually believe this shit with absolute sincerity

>>212848532
classic face

called the good post factory and asked if their machines were running smoothly. said the conveyor belt to /cum/ is down

>>212848561
I would play the shit out of minecraft if it was difficult as a survival game

>>212848578
If his dad, I fuck his mom loudly and aggressively so he can hear it
If his mom, I bring home a strange man to fuck loudly and aggressively so he can hear it

>>212848548
>Hoe Math
I've never heard of that but i see it's a youtube channel. I will review the content this evening and get back to you with an assessment tomorrow.

>>212848577
There's a difference between unc core and boomer core

Why are so many men unable to open up about their mental health? Why do so many just drown in darkness until it kills them?

Most of my futa folder is NSFW and I can't post it.

>>212848607
nigga you gay

I'm a dicc ted

>>212847774
>Iran's military humiliation
In what universe do you live in? It was the exact opposite. They tried to overthrow the Iranian government and used up all their assets it took decades to build. The population instead rallied around the government and Iran bombed the fucked out of Israel with impunity.
The US then had to do a useless face saving bombing run that didn't do any actual damage to Iran's nuclear program.

>>212848560
>looksmatch
They do but they still seethe about the idea that it's necessary. It's not just about men, mind you. It's about womens social hierarchy.

Imagine a world where futas are a social class above men and they treat men the same way feminists think men treat women

>>212848642
lol that would be really bad good thing it isnt the case hehe

>>Iran's military humiliation
>In what universe do you live in? It was the exact opposite. They tried to overthrow the Iranian government and used up all their assets it took decades to build. The population instead rallied around the government and Iran bombed the fucked out of Israel with impunity.
>The US then had to do a useless face saving bombing run that didn't do any actual damage to Iran's nuclear program.

>>212848596
be the change you want to see

>>212848607
>open up
To achieve what?

>>212848673
epstein mogs both ngl

did diddy win

Where's terrone?

>>212848582
One province east getting all of your rain

>>212848622
I am? I guess I could suck your dick just a little bit. Is it nice, your penis? I will put it in my mouth.
>>212848670
Get help instead of fighting alone. Isn’t that better? Or is it better to bottle it up?

>>212848690
Where are you?

>>212848607
Women will say this and then when men actually open up and reveal their vulnerability and insecurities it gives them the ick and they lose all attraction and respect for you.
To be manly is to be mentally strong, and never show weakness even if you do have fear and doubts internally. Especially around women, they want to feel like you'll be there to stay strong, protect them, and fix whatever the problem is.

>>212848642
That would mean jason finally has a place in society!

>>212848698
I live in Tijuana

>>212848690
He got fired

im back

>>212848693
>get help
What help? Psych meds and therapy? lmao.

he's back

>>212848683
I look like this and think of this image often

I wish I were a FUTA.

im leaving

>>212848708
is your father the donkey

ZOG niggas be making up their own alternative cinematic universe where they're winning and their enemies are afraid and in retreat. Pathetic.

>>212848701
Most women will scorn you, maybe all, but you should still be yourself and be open with others because there's no reason to fake for whores and on the off chance you do meet a girl who'd like you then being fake will give her the ick.

>>212848718
Frog cock

>>212848736
No.

dear God, please turn me and everyone i love into a pickle
Amen

>>212848461
Been getting a lot of these on my social media, weirdly addictive to view

Cock.

>>212848690
he still cant recover since i prolapsed him in that thread in outer /int/. he was really malding that the jannies wouldnt delete the thread

did I hear someone say futa cocks?

New
>>212848772

I CAN'T SWIM IT'S ACIDITY IT'S SO CLEAR

futacock

>>212848778
Please don't do this to me...

>>212848822
futa cock overdose???!!!!????

is has been 3 months since last ssethtzeentach upload.
due any day now.....