Thread 212892247

Scooby doo tattoo edition

her? done

lupe the fiasco daht cahm.

>>212892235
sounds like your big fat neckbeard sister knows her stuff your slim fit gfs just a poser

Red Kola. Lush

woke gone MENTAL free my nigga john torode free my nigga gregg wallace

muh different sprites

>>212892326
why are you still awake niqqa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EqkE4sthOs
thread theme

>>212892314
always get a glass bottle of this with a chipper

FFVI has a botched translation anyway and you need extra mods to fix it. Both of them sound like mongs.

>Romanians constitute the fourth largest group of immigrants in England and Wales as of 2021, only behind those from Pakistan, Poland, and India. The decadal growth of 576% was the highest of any immigrant group and was driven by the relaxation of work restrictions.[5] Furthermore, as of late 2022, given the big rise of Romanian immigrants to the United Kingdom, the Romanian language became the third most spoken language in the UK after English and Polish.

Any time I think Brexit was wrong I just look at these stats.
When were they allowed in? 2014

EU freedom of movement was 2014


2014-2022
4th Largest immigrant group in the entire country
3rd most spoken language

The rest of the EU, well you can see their numbers

>>212892335
It's not even 9am here bucko

>>212892348
>1.073.196
mate why do you see that on the english wikpiedia?

We’re all in here lads
>>212887792
>>212887792
>>212887792

>>212892380
oh so you just got up early and not stayed up late? that's even sadder. go back to sleep

AIs are too agreeable to use in brainstorming sessions. In a real session I'd throw ideas out and the others would shoot down 90% of them pointing out significant issues, leaving only the sensible stuff. AIs just support with any nonsense I spew like buckbroken slaves.

access REVOKED by sir cole palmer

>>212892402
I always get up early

Usually in bed by 10pm

last month i was 87kg today i'm 92.6kg. mental

>>212892316
All part of a plot by the sneaky darkies to get whites sacked
Get them drunk, get the wog music on, the urge to sing along will be too strong

>>212892348
I wouldn't mind EU immigration if 90% of these weren't gypsies

>>212892427
ur gay dude u do that cos ur parents will freak otherwise lmao fuckin dweebass screw ur ass

>>212892407
I use AI to generate images of lads with big arses in thongs sucking big willies at the gym and wank off to it

nth for the baddiedem

>>212892407
ChatGPT is bullshit

>>212892436
same. been on the powerlifting routine. 85kg -> 95kg this year.

>>212892427
>Usually in bed by 10pm
alone

>>212892436
when's your due date my love? xx

>>212892453
do the lads look like girls

>>212892452
Shut up no it's not you're gay

>>212892453
brilliant idea sir

>>212892487
shut ur ass

women with tattoos on their chest. not for me.

might kill myself for a laugh

>>212892436
Post belly

>>212892481
No, not one bit

>>212892463
ah so you're fat now well done

>>212892436
82kg me. Basically a twink

>>212892407
get him to be more critical then retard

>>212892453
ziedbelgian post

>>212892535
yes but will cut once i reach my goal 1RMs

>>212892450
yes that's what everyone says but EU citizens that aren't gypsies or immigrants have no reason to permanently move their entire family to another EU country.

today pint cans of stella shall mend my bones

SCREAM

Meeting up with a guy online this Saturday for some adventuring... Not even gay

>>212892567
How much longer are you stuck in that hell, anon?

it's all a nothingmuffin. nothing ever falafens.

Reaaaaaally need a poo

Alright lads, plans for tonight? Friday night, height of summer, peak of our lives. Big night ahead surely

>>212892587
dunno yet. been a month and a half so far. they reckon it can be up to 4 months. got another scan next week.

>>212892575
don't get it

>>212892619
...yh

>>212892625
israelis implicitly acknowledge they are committing genocide

Amy Winehouse

>>212892619
play some tennis, not meet anyone there, get home, be depressed and binge on food and alcohol

>>212892614
LOOOOL

>>212892641
Valerie, good song that

back on the kindergarten cop

>>212892619
shall be out in town prowling for a nice arsed fat lass

>>212892687
>i thought were going to watch netflix but he clicks this weird icon with a cone symbol
>yeah i'm gonna need to find a way to leave not liking this date at all

>>212892316
bro wanted MasterRace

>>212892619
yeah will be enjoying myself on brit with a few beers
>reeee thats sad
nah im comfy :)

>>212892619
no plans as of yet but surely something will come up i am 32 years young after all in the prime of my life

>>212892688
hark at me fookin boom gorran gerra fookin lewk in yer wankuh

>>212892619
>peak of our lives
I'm 32 haha
Got a mrs at least
Friday nights tend to be a drink or two out at a local bar or pub followed by cooking something nice at home together and getting a bottle open. We'll be having chicken parm tonight on the terrace.

>>212892728
loved this

temu order arrived get the fuck in ladssss

>>212892716
>you must pay this greedy multibillion dollar corporation instead of watching things for free, incel
mental. no wonder capitalists love "equal rights"

>>212892722
grim
>>212892738
"sure"

>>212892751
how is that grim

>>212892688
an arse absolutely made for obsidian wreckage

>>212892749
>struggles to understand satire

>>212892619
need a good night's sleep tonight because I'm doing DIY stair cladding tomorrow

>>212892763
??

>>212892347
>FFVI

Why do you give your bibles such retarded names and versions? "King james bible", it's so obvious it all a shop-running battle, isn't there supposed to be only one bible?

>>212892773
what an awful way to spend a weekend

>>212892771
2 more years till it's funny

>>212892738
Do you ever have the urge to just get wankered? Break out of the dull routine for once

>>212892795
LOL

>>212892619
Off on holiday tomorrow so just going to have a quiet one

>>212892837
Where are you going?

homealoneeveryfridaynight

>>212892765
>women
>capable of satire

>>212892810
All the time, I miss being 20something and single and being able to just go out with my mates and get shitfaced and stick something up my nostrils. But you cannot do it forever. Good food and getting a little drunk with nice wine and a girl in company is pleasant.

>>212892805
No it's not, I'll have fun and have much nicer stairs and a sense of accomplishemt at the end.

I work with my head so it's good to rest with my hands.

On the semen retention.

>>212892857
you called the girl incel then did you?

>>212892850
Galicia :)

>>212892859
utertly derragned larp

>>212892883
Oh lovely. Enjoy

>>212892886
project on

>>212892859
>being able to just go out with my mates and get shitfaced and stick something up my nostrils
this followed up with sticking my nose up a bint's arsehole

Alright then

>>212892859
Pleasant, placid, like dying slowly...

>>212892911
bruh

>>212892911
why didn't he use Limitless

help, i'm being raped!

>>212892795
fucks sake

Pikeys are such subhumans it's comica, it's like they know everyone hates them and just embrace being scum. Saw two at my gym because there's a motorhome show on. Left all the weights out, made a mess of the changing room, left the showers on, stank of weed, shouting etc.

Another one of my favourite web forums has disappeared

Do british people say this?

>>212892993
Bet they were wearing jeans and a tank top

>>212893015
One was. I actually knew they were pikeys before they even spoke, they just looked inbred.

>>212893005
no one's ever seen my willy so not sure

where should i start if i want to start listening to classical english music? both traditional folk-ish songs and more classical works. did we even have many talented classical artists like beethoven and mozart? ive never heard of any.

>>212893032
They always have half a tub of Brylcreem in their hair as well

>>212893046
get it posted lad

labubu just eat bag

>>212893052
Just pop Classicfm on, it'd easy listening classical music

>>212893063
no you'll say it's rubbish

>>212893114
Irish diaspora spawn

>>212893097
is it english music or just classical in general from around the continent? specifically looking for pieces composed by english artists or if not music inspired by england
>>212893114
god theyre so ugly

In the garden wearing nothing but some short gym shorts tanning my grotesque little body.
Hope the neighbours don’t peer out the window and see me. Might get scared and call the police to report a pasty alien fella in gay hot pants has broken in next door.

>>212893114
Wonder if that lad is still doing his Kurt Cobain larp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_I0Wh8a1bU&ab
My mum's started a youtube channel lads

>>212893134
promise i won't

i cried, i crew, we all crode

>>212893142
Just ask chatgpt for recommendations

>Asked if he thought it was lawful to strike women in the face, he said: “I didn’t know they were women.”
based paki not assuming gender

>>212893147
would love to grope your tight little arse

leftypol cowering
rorke stomping across his playground domain atop his borrowed stilts

>>212893153
Wrong general 190 you utter mong
Spam your fake screenshot
>4 day ago
in /trans/

>>212893185
no way the woke mob would allow these now

>>212893185
Preferred roller skates myself. Was fun once you got the hang of them.

>>212893180
Not sure about the "pretend to be a compete retard defence" then again they'll give him a few months sentence at best

We need to go back to having programs that make fun of fat people and shame benefits mongs.

british anons not realising they are part of the woke is my spirit animal

>>212893232
they spent the 2000s spewing shit like this out so you'd be a docile self-hating whitey and just accept endless waves of blacks and browns

>>212893147
um

British roses are sucking as BBC

>>212893185
mad how break time at school was just playing with old toys from victorian times

as the afternoon draws on I become more dehydrated
without water my body cannot flush out poisons
or regulate temperature
causing weakness, headaches and delirium

>>212893333
poo

>>212893276
Because mooching off benefits and rotting watching Love Island and The Voice isn't docile at all, is it? Far be it from me to encourage White Britons to actually pursue careers.

licking your posts as they hit my screen

>>212893340
I got quints once :)

>>212893373
How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful

>>212893319
>as the afternoon draws on I become more dehydrated
>without water my body cannot flush out poisons
>or regulate temperature
>causing weakness, headaches and delirium
*grabs canteen and unzips*
>there is only one thing left for me to do

>>212893350
the two things cannot be true because.....

talking to my dad about we've been into lately and hyping him up. Get that nigga in the laundromat bruh, fuck him up unc type shit i been on lately.
inb4 retards ask me about my penis size
dont tell show dont tell unless... no liquid whatso ever as desperation kicks in

roger knows how brutal the desert can be at night

>>212893293
ok

>>212893401
bro eric worked for him and he ate at a 5 star buffet every night

>>212893414
Thought I was having a stroke there

>>212893276
You are as bad as they are
As are frogposters and other incels such as yourself

/brit/ forms a gestalt intelligence

>>212892620
Good luck, hope things are progressing well

UNCLE SCOOB!

>>212892993
it's comica is it

rorke dun shek it

ON WHAT CHARGE
being a paki?
a succulent paki meal?

>>212893495
Got to get those numbers up

I look way better than I smell

binble binble

saying poop instead of poo

dubs decided which English city I base my footy manager team in

>>212893495
easily 10 milly neets by the end of the year that's too much of the voting base for any party to slash bennies wagies are seething

>>212893495
state subsidised capitalism

DOES FRANCE FUND CHRISTIAN MERCENARIES

>>212893546
the wirral
the team should be called "FC The Wirral"

fish and chips for tea
half a dozen dim sims

>>212893567
too close to vile liverpool with all its criminals and incels

>>212893508
ta-ta and farewell

>>212893546
London

>>212893546
>>212893567
reroll

>>212893580
shup ugly

okay ive gotta just do it. pshhhh if it smells like pish, taste like pish, look like pish, i eh pish. With no sign of help, I make like last attempt at attention by starting a fire

the sun is getting higher and higher, at last it seems my prayer are answered.
>really moma where?
ROGER IM HERE ROGER ROGER...
it aint close to me aint all

>>212893588
we have a winner

Diego will be live-commentating on the First Night of The Proms tonight, explaining what the classical songs are and all the instruments and that
Be there or neck yourself!

>>212893599
was just saying this down the mental asylum

Boring o’clock is it?

>>212893495
They should put a stop to AI if they don't want people put out of jobs

>>212893495
Rorke saying this is based because it fits with his ideology of accelerationism

pans! anyone for pans?! just gotten me mum to get out the BIG pan for tonight's BIG pan cooked chips dish. oooh how i love me pans. mind if i tell you for 2 years? btw i'm here most of the time.

ferrets are literally natures onaholes made for vigorous raping

>>212892619
toiling away me

>>212893495
why work when you can get 3x as much by pretending to be sad and have a bad back

love seafood; fish, mollusks, arthopods etc

>>212893618
finally you found the help thats gonna save your family
>my girls needs help
WHATS THAT AMIGO? WE GOT OURSELVES A GENUINE AMIGO AINT THAT RIGHT? HA HA HA SEE YA LATER AMIGO

rogers appearance has changed so drastically that he has been mistaken as an illegal
what else? what else could happen? i knew that shelly and those kids were running on empty out there...

>>212893495
can't wait for all those boriswave ILRs to hit

Kurt Eame

>>212893644
Phwoar what kind of pan tonight?
Cast iron or stainless?
Maybe a cheeky non-stick?
Corrr

>>212893693
lmao always found it funny how he checks his own penor after

>>212893705
it's going to be the BIG pan with the BIG amount of teflon flakes going into my dinner. hopefully i get the BIG tumours and die asap

>>212893672
love seafood but cant stand prawns they remind me of the scene in the lion king where they eat all those bugs

>>212893644
I think Canslad is alright. He just wants to hang out and talk about drinking.

The Tech Noir scene in the Terminator (1984) has to be one of the best scenes ever filmed. Oozes kino.

>>212893728
Get it down you son

>>212893740
He doesn't actually drink though
Don't you find that a little odd?

>>212893705
go away canada befoe i really get you do some damage
roger? he recognised me by calling my first name right away...
I realise you are one of my customer from work
very cool but very emotional. Roger is safe
but a few miles away shelly and the girls can go on anymore. with no shade shelly buries her girls under the sand

>>212893740
me too friend

>>212893740
alcoholism is based & red-pilled

bodied the red wine

>>212893776
thing is though he doesn't even drink

-2

crodie picks up katie right after meeting

katie's friend shaking her head in the back

The Leader published Mein Kampf exactly 100 years ago today.

>>212893776
fucking veebwe long neck at fucking 20 to 8 in the fucking morning. get it down ya

>>212893759
It's sad when he dies in 2 woops spoiler he goes into a vat of molten steel sorry I can't help it

>>212893762
>>212893791
Why do you think he doesn't drink

canslad accidentally downloaded this from limewire when he was 26 and thought it was the funniest thing ever so has been obsessed with beer humour ever since

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imgxOmW6VZ0

>>212893851
Throws a huge schizo tantrum whenever you ask him to post a pic of the big cans or the big chips

>>212893851
he's said loads of times that he's a moderate drinker at best but i've said my two or three things about him now so that's that

>>212893853
got in trouble with dadberg when i was younger for showing "shut your face uncle fucker" to my brother, also got it from limewire

Might leave my teams light on green with the ole book on the space bar trick and go down the road for a pint and a cig in the beer garden

ya fuckin' dog cunts!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I

>>212893853
MY FELLOW AMERICANS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUzLx0jFP2o&ab_channel=NoMoreMrNiceGuy

>>212893890
did you ever get bill clinton talking about how he did not have sexual relations with that woman but he did go to ifreeclub.com

>>212893911
>>212893903

uncs talmbout sum limewire shi

>>212893849
*thumbs up*

>>212893845
strewth!

>>212893851
You never see him actually drunk post

waving my arse in the air to ward off the gay nigger demons

>>212893940
a dong diggy dong di dang di dang diggy wiggy

is asf in?

Mental how over it is for white brits
fundamentally replaced

Canslad here to clear up some misunderstandings
I only melt down over the fact sometimes the cans shop doesn't have the BIG cans in the brand I want

I don't drink daily. That would be a problem for me as I don't like drinking daily, you see. I do go through about 40 cans a week.

Questions? Not taking questions from paedos

a/s/l?
(age, sex, location?)

might go to the club tonight

>>212894029
rofling

you have to say crash out instead of meltdown now because meltdown is offensive to people with melted faces

>>212893882
Maybe he just doesn't want to dox himself

>>212894036
47/M/Mega-City One

>>212894046
And do what

>>212894026
you're less boring on other vpns
kys

>>212894080
dance and have fun

>>212894070
How is posting pictures of beer and fries doxxable?

>>212894026
How many cans you having tonight, lad?
And what is your favourite can lad

>>212894026
Are you fat?

>>212894026
>I do go through about 40 cans a week.
How the fuck

shant be giving cansmong or his british vpn another second of my attention today
suggest you do the same

whistle posse blow

>>212894069
crash out is incentive to car crash survivors

>>212894087
Not a question but thanks, lad

>>212894103
10 o 12 not sure. Magners cider, lad

>>212894108
I drink about 40 cans of cider a week, lad. Yes
Tho to be fair I like being fat. I lost weight to get to a normal BMI and found it annoying as fuck.

>>212894110
By consuming them, lad. 8 on a week day, 10 on a weekend night.

doctor put his tongue on my balls see if my legs kick

having a horse curry tonight

>>212894160
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

anyone ever get kocked out? its so ghostly waking up and having white girls asking if im ok. No bitch I just woke up from a state of neither consciousness nor unciousness now dont joke about the irish potato famine
how do you have a famine when you have ground everywhere?

>>212894101
Could be. Or maybe he just can't be arsed to post photos for the satisfaction of anonymous people on 4chan.

Just one picture of one of these hundreds of cans you drink a month
How hard is that?

laborious

>>212894160
Do you ever think about cutting down the number of cans? Cans are nice, but they should be enjoyed in moderation, for the sake of health

>>212894220
had a concussion from a bike crash and two from surfing waves
never from fights, but I never fought much

>>212894242
Yet he makes his whole personality about it and gets really upset when you ask for a little pic even of the fries which I'm just curious to see what they look like

>>212894160
you must looked like a bag of boiled shit

need to put my phone away when I drink. I know im gonna be reeling when I read what I sent to everyone I know on social media tomorrow

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4125481.stm
>article from 2004
pretty unusual for a news url to stay up for so long

The archive is down but he's changed his story about how much he drinks now for some reason
Just a bizarre thing to lie about every day to anonymous strangers
Nobody cares if you do or dont drink

>>212894276
can you stop with this gay investigator shit
ohh post proof you're in x country, post proof you're doing y action
just shut up man

your dad is on the epstein list

Busienss idea
Photoshop myself drinking cans

>>212894269
Did that for about 3 months and didn't like it. Was boring. Was annoying.
I've got a simple enough job where I make enough money to live my life and own a house and it's paid off. Already decided by the time I was around 10 years old I'd eventually die alone from alcoholism and I intend to stick to that

>>212894277
Wouldn't say boiled

mad how everything is shit nowadays

3pm friday and I've a feeling toilberg is going to shatter the peace soon

>>212894314
Why does it upset you so much?

>>212894348
its cringe seeing you taking this so seriously

posting in between speedwanks. they really wiped a lot of amateur porn off websites lately. xhamster is done. other websites you need ID?? only motherless is peng

>>212894311
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/LOVELY%20FUCKING%20CANS

Don't lie, lad. It's not good for your health.

>>212894314
I like it. I'll admit it does piss me off when he calls it beer or fries but then again I'm a massive cunt, you see

>>212894328
Reminds me to say something nice to the Latvian at the toil

>>212894316
this would be my life if I hadn't got a gf

>>212894356
Just asking simple questions. There's no need for you to get so wound up by it. Unless it affects you personally somehow?

>>212894303
Remember being at a mate's house on boxing day when this happened
Also remember getting back to School in January and the first assembly was from a teacher who had been on holiday in Thailand over christmas and had to evacuate

The YOOKAY regime is an illegitimate, jewish capitalist, occupying force that is currently facilitating the total ethnic replacement of the indigenous population in favour of a shapeless mass of brown serfs.

This also applies to all other governments in Europe and North America.

That's your truth nuke of the day.

last look of schoolgirl thighs today before the holidays

Has to be N?

detective dtfic

Spaino

>>212894419
Does secondary school not finish in June outside of exams?

>>212894392
asking the same questions constantly you mean

>>212894422
>>212892316

>>212894422
what is the worst racial slur there is?

caught you lot during schizo hours

>>212894369
Oh it was down when I checked just recently
So why don't you just post a pic of the cans?

>>212894463
I did before but you were asleep, lad

no more buttery biscuit base
not allowed

>>212894446
gammon

gangster frankenstein earphone radio parrot-puppeting slaves

>>212894440
Can never seem to get a straight answer

>>212894478
Should be easy to link the to the archive then eh?
Otherwise that's a strange thing to lie about

>>212894518
why do you want answers so much that's the point im making
nobody else is so relentlessly interrogating posters for information

wakey wakey everybody out there

>>212894553
I'm just curious because I think it's really odd that someone would pretend to be a middle-aged Irish alcoholic for three years. He posts about it so much for attention but then gets really mad when I just wanna see the cans or the fries. Strikes me as particularly unusual behaviour.

>>212894573
sorery la getting ready for pres before the pres before you feel me

>https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Cans/country/Ie/filter/text/page/1/
Look how often he posts pictures of children this guy is seriously deranged

>>212894606
pre what? Drinking alone?

dtfic is like sherlock holmes and canslad is moriarty
they will both jump off reichenbach falls together because you're not allowed to be gay lovers in 19th century

>>212894638
shh

I am a virile, Aryan National Socialist who has transcended Christian sklavenmoral

>>212894643
>dtfic
What does that mean?

>>212894654
least delusional atheist

>>212894658
desperate to fill in canslad

>>212894689
Fill in or fit in?

>>212894689
Fill him with what

>>212894674
early ffs