Scooby doo tattoo edition
lupe the fiasco daht cahm.
>>212892235sounds like your big fat neckbeard sister knows her stuff your slim fit gfs just a poser
woke gone MENTAL free my nigga john torode free my nigga gregg wallace
>>212892326why are you still awake niqqa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EqkE4sthOs
thread theme
>>212892314always get a glass bottle of this with a chipper
FFVI has a botched translation anyway and you need extra mods to fix it. Both of them sound like mongs.
>Romanians constitute the fourth largest group of immigrants in England and Wales as of 2021, only behind those from Pakistan, Poland, and India. The decadal growth of 576% was the highest of any immigrant group and was driven by the relaxation of work restrictions.[5] Furthermore, as of late 2022, given the big rise of Romanian immigrants to the United Kingdom, the Romanian language became the third most spoken language in the UK after English and Polish.
Any time I think Brexit was wrong I just look at these stats.
When were they allowed in? 2014
EU freedom of movement was 2014
2014-2022
4th Largest immigrant group in the entire country
3rd most spoken language
The rest of the EU, well you can see their numbers
>>212892335It's not even 9am here bucko
>>212892348>1.073.196mate why do you see that on the english wikpiedia?
>>212892380oh so you just got up early and not stayed up late? that's even sadder. go back to sleep
AIs are too agreeable to use in brainstorming sessions. In a real session I'd throw ideas out and the others would shoot down 90% of them pointing out significant issues, leaving only the sensible stuff. AIs just support with any nonsense I spew like buckbroken slaves.
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>>212892402I always get up early
Usually in bed by 10pm
last month i was 87kg today i'm 92.6kg. mental
>>212892316All part of a plot by the sneaky darkies to get whites sacked
Get them drunk, get the wog music on, the urge to sing along will be too strong
>>212892348I wouldn't mind EU immigration if 90% of these weren't gypsies
>>212892427ur gay dude u do that cos ur parents will freak otherwise lmao fuckin dweebass screw ur ass
>>212892407I use AI to generate images of lads with big arses in thongs sucking big willies at the gym and wank off to it
>>212892407ChatGPT is bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGIdsaZd2l8
>>212892436same. been on the powerlifting routine. 85kg -> 95kg this year.
>>212892427>Usually in bed by 10pmalone
>>212892436when's your due date my love? xx
>>212892453do the lads look like girls
>>212892452Shut up no it's not you're gay
>>212892453brilliant idea sir
women with tattoos on their chest. not for me.
might kill myself for a laugh
>>212892481No, not one bit
>>212892463ah so you're fat now well done
>>21289243682kg me. Basically a twink
>>212892407get him to be more critical then retard
>>212892453ziedbelgian post
>>212892535yes but will cut once i reach my goal 1RMs
>>212892450yes that's what everyone says but EU citizens that aren't gypsies or immigrants have no reason to permanently move their entire family to another EU country.
today pint cans of stella shall mend my bones
Meeting up with a guy online this Saturday for some adventuring... Not even gay
>>212892567How much longer are you stuck in that hell, anon?
it's all a nothingmuffin. nothing ever falafens.
Alright lads, plans for tonight? Friday night, height of summer, peak of our lives. Big night ahead surely
>>212892587dunno yet. been a month and a half so far. they reckon it can be up to 4 months. got another scan next week.
>>212892625israelis implicitly acknowledge they are committing genocide
>>212892619play some tennis, not meet anyone there, get home, be depressed and binge on food and alcohol
>>212892641Valerie, good song that
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>>212892619shall be out in town prowling for a nice arsed fat lass
>>212892687>i thought were going to watch netflix but he clicks this weird icon with a cone symbol>yeah i'm gonna need to find a way to leave not liking this date at all
>>212892316bro wanted MasterRace
>>212892619yeah will be enjoying myself on brit with a few beers
>reeee thats sadnah im comfy :)
>>212892619no plans as of yet but surely something will come up i am 32 years young after all in the prime of my life
>>212892688hark at me fookin boom gorran gerra fookin lewk in yer wankuh
>>212892619>peak of our livesI'm 32 haha
Got a mrs at least
Friday nights tend to be a drink or two out at a local bar or pub followed by cooking something nice at home together and getting a bottle open. We'll be having chicken parm tonight on the terrace.
temu order arrived get the fuck in ladssss
>>212892716>you must pay this greedy multibillion dollar corporation instead of watching things for free, incelmental. no wonder capitalists love "equal rights"
>>212892751how is that grim
>>212892688an arse absolutely made for obsidian wreckage
>>212892749>struggles to understand satire
>>212892619need a good night's sleep tonight because I'm doing DIY stair cladding tomorrow
>>212892347>FFVIWhy do you give your bibles such retarded names and versions? "King james bible", it's so obvious it all a shop-running battle, isn't there supposed to be only one bible?
>>212892773what an awful way to spend a weekend
>>2128927712 more years till it's funny
>>212892738Do you ever have the urge to just get wankered? Break out of the dull routine for once
>>212892619Off on holiday tomorrow so just going to have a quiet one
>>212892837Where are you going?
homealoneeveryfridaynight
>>212892765>women>capable of satire
>>212892810All the time, I miss being 20something and single and being able to just go out with my mates and get shitfaced and stick something up my nostrils. But you cannot do it forever. Good food and getting a little drunk with nice wine and a girl in company is pleasant.
>>212892805No it's not, I'll have fun and have much nicer stairs and a sense of accomplishemt at the end.
I work with my head so it's good to rest with my hands.
>>212892857you called the girl incel then did you?
>>212892859utertly derragned larp
>>212892883Oh lovely. Enjoy
>>212892859>being able to just go out with my mates and get shitfaced and stick something up my nostrilsthis followed up with sticking my nose up a bint's arsehole
>>212892859Pleasant, placid, like dying slowly...
>>212892911why didn't he use Limitless
Pikeys are such subhumans it's comica, it's like they know everyone hates them and just embrace being scum. Saw two at my gym because there's a motorhome show on. Left all the weights out, made a mess of the changing room, left the showers on, stank of weed, shouting etc.
Another one of my favourite web forums has disappeared
Do british people say this?
>>212892993Bet they were wearing jeans and a tank top
>>212893015One was. I actually knew they were pikeys before they even spoke, they just looked inbred.
>>212893005no one's ever seen my willy so not sure
where should i start if i want to start listening to classical english music? both traditional folk-ish songs and more classical works. did we even have many talented classical artists like beethoven and mozart? ive never heard of any.
>>212893032They always have half a tub of Brylcreem in their hair as well
>>212893046get it posted lad
>>212893052Just pop Classicfm on, it'd easy listening classical music
>>212893063no you'll say it's rubbish
>>212893114Irish diaspora spawn
>>212893097is it english music or just classical in general from around the continent? specifically looking for pieces composed by english artists or if not music inspired by england
>>212893114god theyre so ugly
In the garden wearing nothing but some short gym shorts tanning my grotesque little body.
Hope the neighbours donโt peer out the window and see me. Might get scared and call the police to report a pasty alien fella in gay hot pants has broken in next door.
>>212893114Wonder if that lad is still doing his Kurt Cobain larp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_I0Wh8a1bU&ab
My mum's started a youtube channel lads
>>212893134promise i won't
i cried, i crew, we all crode
>>212893142Just ask chatgpt for recommendations
>Asked if he thought it was lawful to strike women in the face, he said: โI didnโt know they were women.โ
based paki not assuming gender
>>212893147would love to grope your tight little arse
leftypol cowering
rorke stomping across his playground domain atop his borrowed stilts
>>212893153Wrong general 190 you utter mong
Spam your fake screenshot
>4 day agoin /trans/
>>212893185no way the woke mob would allow these now
>>212893185Preferred roller skates myself. Was fun once you got the hang of them.
>>212893180Not sure about the "pretend to be a compete retard defence" then again they'll give him a few months sentence at best
We need to go back to having programs that make fun of fat people and shame benefits mongs.
british anons not realising they are part of the woke is my spirit animal
>>212893232they spent the 2000s spewing shit like this out so you'd be a docile self-hating whitey and just accept endless waves of blacks and browns
British roses are sucking as BBC
>>212893185mad how break time at school was just playing with old toys from victorian times
as the afternoon draws on I become more dehydrated
without water my body cannot flush out poisons
or regulate temperature
causing weakness, headaches and delirium
>>212893276Because mooching off benefits and rotting watching Love Island and The Voice isn't docile at all, is it? Far be it from me to encourage White Britons to actually pursue careers.
licking your posts as they hit my screen
>>212893340I got quints once :)
>>212893373How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful
>>212893319>as the afternoon draws on I become more dehydrated>without water my body cannot flush out poisons>or regulate temperature>causing weakness, headaches and delirium*grabs canteen and unzips*
>there is only one thing left for me to do
>>212893350the two things cannot be true because.....
talking to my dad about we've been into lately and hyping him up. Get that nigga in the laundromat bruh, fuck him up unc type shit i been on lately.
inb4 retards ask me about my penis size
dont tell show dont tell unless... no liquid whatso ever as desperation kicks in
roger knows how brutal the desert can be at night
>>212893401 bro eric worked for him and he ate at a 5 star buffet every night
>>212893414Thought I was having a stroke there
>>212893276You are as bad as they are
As are frogposters and other incels such as yourself
/brit/ forms a gestalt intelligence
>>212892620Good luck, hope things are progressing well
>Some 9.9 million working-age people, 22.8 per cent of the working-age population, are receiving some form of benefits
>>212892993it's comica is it
ON WHAT CHARGE
being a paki?
a succulent paki meal?
>>212893495Got to get those numbers up
I look way better than I smell
saying poop instead of poo
dubs decided which English city I base my footy manager team in
>>212893495easily 10 milly neets by the end of the year that's too much of the voting base for any party to slash bennies wagies are seething
>>212893495state subsidised capitalism
DOES FRANCE FUND CHRISTIAN MERCENARIES
>>212893546the wirral
the team should be called "FC The Wirral"
fish and chips for tea
half a dozen dim sims
>>212893567too close to vile liverpool with all its criminals and incels
>>212893508ta-ta and farewell
okay ive gotta just do it. pshhhh if it smells like pish, taste like pish, look like pish, i eh pish. With no sign of help, I make like last attempt at attention by starting a fire
the sun is getting higher and higher, at last it seems my prayer are answered.
>really moma where?
ROGER IM HERE ROGER ROGER...
it aint close to me aint all
>>212893588we have a winner
Diego will be live-commentating on the First Night of The Proms tonight, explaining what the classical songs are and all the instruments and that
Be there or neck yourself!
>>212893599was just saying this down the mental asylum
>>212893495They should put a stop to AI if they don't want people put out of jobs
>>212893495Rorke saying this is based because it fits with his ideology of accelerationism
pans! anyone for pans?! just gotten me mum to get out the BIG pan for tonight's BIG pan cooked chips dish. oooh how i love me pans. mind if i tell you for 2 years? btw i'm here most of the time.
ferrets are literally natures onaholes made for vigorous raping
>>212892619toiling away me
>>212893495why work when you can get 3x as much by pretending to be sad and have a bad back
love seafood; fish, mollusks, arthopods etc
>>212893618finally you found the help thats gonna save your family
>my girls needs helpWHATS THAT AMIGO? WE GOT OURSELVES A GENUINE AMIGO AINT THAT RIGHT? HA HA HA SEE YA LATER AMIGO
rogers appearance has changed so drastically that he has been mistaken as an illegal
what else? what else could happen? i knew that shelly and those kids were running on empty out there...
>>212893495can't wait for all those boriswave ILRs to hit
>>212893644Phwoar what kind of pan tonight?
Cast iron or stainless?
Maybe a cheeky non-stick?
Corrr
>>212893693lmao always found it funny how he checks his own penor after
>>212893705it's going to be the BIG pan with the BIG amount of teflon flakes going into my dinner. hopefully i get the BIG tumours and die asap
>>212893672love seafood but cant stand prawns they remind me of the scene in the lion king where they eat all those bugs
>>212893644I think Canslad is alright. He just wants to hang out and talk about drinking.
The Tech Noir scene in the Terminator (1984) has to be one of the best scenes ever filmed. Oozes kino.
>>212893728Get it down you son
>>212893740He doesn't actually drink though
Don't you find that a little odd?
>>212893705go away canada befoe i really get you do some damage
roger? he recognised me by calling my first name right away...
I realise you are one of my customer from work
very cool but very emotional. Roger is safe
but a few miles away shelly and the girls can go on anymore. with no shade shelly buries her girls under the sand
>>212893740alcoholism is based & red-pilled
>>212893776thing is though he doesn't even drink
crodie picks up katie right after meeting
katie's friend shaking her head in the back
The Leader published Mein Kampf exactly 100 years ago today.
>>212893776fucking veebwe long neck at fucking 20 to 8 in the fucking morning. get it down ya
>>212893759It's sad when he dies in 2 woops spoiler he goes into a vat of molten steel sorry I can't help it
>>212893762>>212893791Why do you think he doesn't drink
canslad accidentally downloaded this from limewire when he was 26 and thought it was the funniest thing ever so has been obsessed with beer humour ever since
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imgxOmW6VZ0
>>212893851Throws a huge schizo tantrum whenever you ask him to post a pic of the big cans or the big chips
>>212893851he's said loads of times that he's a moderate drinker at best but i've said my two or three things about him now so that's that
>>212893853got in trouble with dadberg when i was younger for showing "shut your face uncle fucker" to my brother, also got it from limewire
Might leave my teams light on green with the ole book on the space bar trick and go down the road for a pint and a cig in the beer garden
ya fuckin' dog cunts!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I
>>212893853MY FELLOW AMERICANS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUzLx0jFP2o&ab_channel=NoMoreMrNiceGuy
>>212893890did you ever get bill clinton talking about how he did not have sexual relations with that woman but he did go to ifreeclub.com
uncs talmbout sum limewire shi
>>212893851You never see him actually drunk post
waving my arse in the air to ward off the gay nigger demons
>>212893940a dong diggy dong di dang di dang diggy wiggy
Mental how over it is for white brits
fundamentally replaced
Canslad here to clear up some misunderstandings
I only melt down over the fact sometimes the cans shop doesn't have the BIG cans in the brand I want
I don't drink daily. That would be a problem for me as I don't like drinking daily, you see. I do go through about 40 cans a week.
Questions? Not taking questions from paedos
a/s/l?
(age, sex, location?)
might go to the club tonight
you have to say crash out instead of meltdown now because meltdown is offensive to people with melted faces
>>212893882Maybe he just doesn't want to dox himself
>>21289403647/M/Mega-City One
>>212894026you're less boring on other vpns
kys
>>212894080dance and have fun
>>212894070How is posting pictures of beer and fries doxxable?
>>212894026How many cans you having tonight, lad?
And what is your favourite can lad
>>212894026>I do go through about 40 cans a week.How the fuck
shant be giving cansmong or his british vpn another second of my attention today
suggest you do the same
>>212894069crash out is incentive to car crash survivors
>>212894087Not a question but thanks, lad
>>21289410310 o 12 not sure. Magners cider, lad
>>212894108I drink about 40 cans of cider a week, lad. Yes
Tho to be fair I like being fat. I lost weight to get to a normal BMI and found it annoying as fuck.
>>212894110By consuming them, lad. 8 on a week day, 10 on a weekend night.
doctor put his tongue on my balls see if my legs kick
having a horse curry tonight
>>212894160Why do you pretend to drink beer?
anyone ever get kocked out? its so ghostly waking up and having white girls asking if im ok. No bitch I just woke up from a state of neither consciousness nor unciousness now dont joke about the irish potato famine
how do you have a famine when you have ground everywhere?
>I drink about 40 cans of cider a week
>>212894101Could be. Or maybe he just can't be arsed to post photos for the satisfaction of anonymous people on 4chan.
Just one picture of one of these hundreds of cans you drink a month
How hard is that?
>>212894160Do you ever think about cutting down the number of cans? Cans are nice, but they should be enjoyed in moderation, for the sake of health
>>212894220had a concussion from a bike crash and two from surfing waves
never from fights, but I never fought much
>>212894242Yet he makes his whole personality about it and gets really upset when you ask for a little pic even of the fries which I'm just curious to see what they look like
>>212894160you must looked like a bag of boiled shit
need to put my phone away when I drink. I know im gonna be reeling when I read what I sent to everyone I know on social media tomorrow
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4125481.stm
>article from 2004
pretty unusual for a news url to stay up for so long
The archive is down but he's changed his story about how much he drinks now for some reason
Just a bizarre thing to lie about every day to anonymous strangers
Nobody cares if you do or dont drink
>>212894276can you stop with this gay investigator shit
ohh post proof you're in x country, post proof you're doing y action
just shut up man
your dad is on the epstein list
Busienss idea
Photoshop myself drinking cans
>>212894269Did that for about 3 months and didn't like it. Was boring. Was annoying.
I've got a simple enough job where I make enough money to live my life and own a house and it's paid off. Already decided by the time I was around 10 years old I'd eventually die alone from alcoholism and I intend to stick to that
>>212894277Wouldn't say boiled
mad how everything is shit nowadays
3pm friday and I've a feeling toilberg is going to shatter the peace soon
>>212894314Why does it upset you so much?
>>212894348its cringe seeing you taking this so seriously
posting in between speedwanks. they really wiped a lot of amateur porn off websites lately. xhamster is done. other websites you need ID?? only motherless is peng
>>212894311https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/LOVELY%20FUCKING%20CANS
Don't lie, lad. It's not good for your health.
>>212894314I like it. I'll admit it does piss me off when he calls it beer or fries but then again I'm a massive cunt, you see
>>212894328Reminds me to say something nice to the Latvian at the toil
>>212894316this would be my life if I hadn't got a gf
>>212894356Just asking simple questions. There's no need for you to get so wound up by it. Unless it affects you personally somehow?
>>212894303Remember being at a mate's house on boxing day when this happened
Also remember getting back to School in January and the first assembly was from a teacher who had been on holiday in Thailand over christmas and had to evacuate
The YOOKAY regime is an illegitimate, jewish capitalist, occupying force that is currently facilitating the total ethnic replacement of the indigenous population in favour of a shapeless mass of brown serfs.
This also applies to all other governments in Europe and North America.
That's your truth nuke of the day.
last look of schoolgirl thighs today before the holidays
>>212894419Does secondary school not finish in June outside of exams?
>>212894392asking the same questions constantly you mean
>>212894422what is the worst racial slur there is?
caught you lot during schizo hours
>>212894369Oh it was down when I checked just recently
So why don't you just post a pic of the cans?
>>212894463I did before but you were asleep, lad
no more buttery biscuit base
not allowed
gangster frankenstein earphone radio parrot-puppeting slaves
>>212894440Can never seem to get a straight answer
>>212894478Should be easy to link the to the archive then eh?
Otherwise that's a strange thing to lie about
>>212894518why do you want answers so much that's the point im making
nobody else is so relentlessly interrogating posters for information
wakey wakey everybody out there
>>212894553I'm just curious because I think it's really odd that someone would pretend to be a middle-aged Irish alcoholic for three years. He posts about it so much for attention but then gets really mad when I just wanna see the cans or the fries. Strikes me as particularly unusual behaviour.
>>212894573sorery la getting ready for pres before the pres before you feel me
>https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Cans/country/Ie/filter/text/page/1/
Look how often he posts pictures of children this guy is seriously deranged
>>212894606pre what? Drinking alone?
dtfic is like sherlock holmes and canslad is moriarty
they will both jump off reichenbach falls together because you're not allowed to be gay lovers in 19th century
I am a virile, Aryan National Socialist who has transcended Christian sklavenmoral
>>212894643>dtficWhat does that mean?
>>212894654least delusional atheist
>>212894658desperate to fill in canslad
>>212894689Fill in or fit in?
>>212894689Fill him with what