Thread 212896750

SOON THE BIG CHIPS WILL BE SCRANNED edish

mm girl gangs

Mother always reassured me that a boy like me - polite, handsome, sporting a massive cock - should have no problems finding a girlfriend.

Corr toil's almost over

I was hoping for a canslad edish!

>>212896760
diego would love you

>>212896750 (OP)
Post pics of the big chips lad

Mad that if youre on bennies you get free childcare. But if youre in work (and therefore need childcare) you have to pay like £800 a month.
Wonder how these pakis with 14 kids do it

>>212896781
?

>>212896719
er, no
It's more like her name is Bláthnaid but she goes by Oona

choli

South American gangs stabbing black yout gangs in South London

mad how many colombian camgirls there are

get your condom on

>>212896760
Mother would call me a sensitive boy and it would hurt me. Now I see she was right all along

>>212896794
The women don’t work and they live with or close to extended family whose women also don’t work so there’s plenty of people to look after the kids

Lets face it, canslord rules this general

Translad

>>212896829
mine broke

call me planslad always making plans me

>>212896853
SCREAMING

>>212896852
It's always about "winning" or "ruling" or what have you. Why can't it just be about having fun?

interacting with a 'landlord' is so dehumanising it's unreal lol

>>212896852
he’s so inoffensive and uninteresting I don’t even register him

>>212896760
saw this in a manga recently

>>212896891
hs?
>>212896852
literally no one knows who that is

CANSLAD controls this entire thread

not sure why Deegs was making up Bible passages earlier
he'll be judged appropriately

>>212896852
mental that spainlad went awol at the same time that canslad appeared out of nowhere

plans, trans and atomobiles lad

kinder mbuemo

>>212896920
>>212896852
I'd say the person who rules /brit/ are the posters. After all, it's the citizens of the general that chose me to lead.

>>212896893
Good lad

>>212896925
If you had a poster that pretended to be from Ireland, called Irelandlad, you'd have a point, lad

>>212896924
???

>>212896925
spaedo still posts but his trip got banned

found out I'm getting sacked in september and getting 3 months pay
honestly thrilled

doing a think

diego positively salivating over his boozing and wanking sesh he’s already got the girly pop music blaring

Once knew a Latvian lass called Elvita which I thought sounded quite cool until I remembered Belvita

>>212896891
Not for me. I always deliberately mess around my landlord. I take as long as possible to respond to inspection requests, gas checkup visits, etc. I put up pictures and have a cat. And if he ever even thinks about raising the rent I’m going to make him do a section 21 and go through as much hassle as possible and fight him for all of the deposit.

>>212896750 (OP)
stop posting this pure angel on this curse board

meaner kbuemo

>>212896972
l trust Trump

>>212896976
ffs you know me too well

>>212896953
Corr that's the dream

hope I won't catch you napping

>we're only here to study
>we're here to study but we may work on the side while we're here that's legal
>we're just here to work and you need cheap laborers anyway
>we're all here to work, just shut up and give us visas already
>your housing is racist, they prefer natives over us, we demand housing or we'll be sleeping in public parks
>we had a child here so he's a native citizen of this country
>leave? how could we? the child's home is here? complicated isn't it? *snicker*
>now that so many of us are here we demand representation in local governments
>also you must allow us to construct our places of worship that's democracy
--> you are here <--
>your schools are racist, during classes you must teach your children not to bully ours
>yeah we had too many kids here so either pay us money for food or you will have starving children on your hands your pick lol
>we demand representation in the national government now
>all of us will vote for our guy in politics so he wins because your own votes are all over the place
>you're dying out because you're not having kids lol, just be scum that leans on the government like us lol
>this nation belongs to our religion now, it's time to tear down the old temples and shrines, you're dying out anyway lol
>the streets have always looked like this don't be racist

Where's my bellybutton fetish bros at?

we love the /brit/ personalities but let's not forget the hours of behind the scenes work that goes into bringing them to life

>>212896910
>literally no one knows who that is
we do

yesterday when I was out walking I saw 2 cats on different parts of the walk but neither wanted petting

the first one was more chilled out and I slowly put my hand out to let it smell me first, it took a sniff then decided it wasn't having any of it and walked off briskly. The second one was more skittish and was running away before I even got a chance to offer my hand for it to sniff

dunno what I'm doing wrong here, cats hate me

Yeah just kill myself then yeah

Do not fear, my children
homealoneeveryfridaynight shall be sent to Hell where my depraved son Lucifer will experiment on him and his foreskin for eternity

>>212897044
fr the diegodiscord and rota system is very complicated due to so many applicants and sponsors

games you can smell

Some more facts about the Latvian
She was in fact born in Latvia
She also is about 54kg and is 170cm

>>212897052
Just do it again ffs pal

>>212897035
what is this genuine hollywood badass mf'ers problem?

>>212897052
ah chin up lad, took me 4 times to pass my test and I'm now better than 99% of the clowns on the road right now.

where's mikey

>>212897063
>diegodiscord and rota
Real shame what happened to that lad

>>212897082
shut the fuck up

>>212897039
>you must teach your children not to bully ours
explain what's wrong with this rorke dear

>>212897132
Lad, your judge dredd comics??

I have a very large penis and I feel like any woman that would theoretically have sex with me would be undeserving of it

>>212897052
can't imagine trying to get a test booked now. isn't it like a 4 month wait?

throw the jew down the well

wait is God Jewish?

>>212897052
Chin up lad, you'll smash it next time. Ultimately if you fail the test it's because you're not ready for the roads. When you're at pass level you'll know going into it, like you really feel ready and know your stuff.

I honestly recommend watching videos of lessons / mock tests on youtube. I post this pic sometimes as a coomer joke but I did actually watch all of this instructor's mock test videos and they really helped me. They're basically free lessons and once you've watched a lot of them, you find yourself noticing mistakes the learners in the videos make before the instructor even calls them out on them, thus improving your own skill.

https://www.youtube.com/@ClearviewDriving

>>212897052
what does progress appropriate speed mean

>>212897082
Really this is such a pathetic cry for attention, man.

>>212897052
just swing your head and eyes wildly the entire time you're driving so they cannot say you haven't looked wherever

>>212897052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNgcYGgtf8M

don't give up, here's a musical number about cars to cheer you up

>>212897149
I encouraged it, lad
Not my fault I raped him

>>212897174
Driving too slowly

Imagine being a driving instructor, just a steady stream of them all the time, mental really

>>212897178
you're here 12 hours a day

>>212897050
lmao 2cat

brits be strugglin to drive

When Diego stops hiding I'll ask him if God is Jewish. Seems like he is

Honestly I wish I had a Latvian with massive tits gushing over me

>>212897185
like an owl in a bubble car

>>212897238
You for the fact she's incredibly autistic and annoying because of it

>>212897205
Corr, who's the Natalie Portman looking one?

>>212897220
Not actually.

>>212897238
Why?

watching Eastenders season 1 episode 1 going to watch the whole thing from the start

>>212897210
you can fail for driving too slow? that must be new. every cunt on the road drives slow

no

>>212897234
putting the cart in front of the horse innit

>>212897205
ruins my immersion when they're wearing obvious cheap costumes instead of realistic nurse uniforms

I'm celebrating lads, time for another pint!

>>212897254
Autistic women are cute and I reckon fuck like a machine

>>212897052
failed my first test and was devastated
honestly in hindsight it made me a better driver

idk what i'd have done if i failed the 2nd one thoughbeit x

>>212897272
if nurses looked like this they wouldn't have to beg for blood donations

>>212897205
lass on the right is very pretty

whoops i've accidentally put my hand on your fanny instead of the gearstick

>>212897052
Took me three times personally.

The third time they chose a bizarre route that brought us to the middle of nowhere and as a result they had me parallel parking on the street where I live, within sight of my house and my dad's car. I pretended not to know where I was and they seemed very impressed by how I anticipated shit like a stop sign partly obscured by vegetation.

Right then.
That's me off for a big shite.

>>212897255
looks nothing like her

yeah it's not spaino because he doesn't want the entire thread to revolve around him...oh wait

>>212897202
You do the exact same thing every thread you sad little runt

rorke refusing to wank his willy unless the actress is wearing a full stab-proof kevlar vest in her sexy cop uniform

nobody ever want play fisher random chess:(

imagine not passing first time

>>212897284
they tend to go for neurotypical men rather than fellow spergs and have no problem at all bagging normal men

>>212897275
What's this number 3 or 4?

When I make extremely early threads it is obviously trolling.

Janny doesn't do his job anymore, it seems.

>>212897052
I failed my first test with just mirrors shit like yours, idk if you were or weren’t but the examiners are gay as fuck and if you don’t literally fling your head round to look at each mirror they don’t count it as looking which is the most retarded thing ever.
I took my second one two weeks later I just spun my head round constantly like a spastic and passed with zero faults so yeah

Was depressed yesterday so got drunk. Now l'm depressed and hungover

>>212897275
Enjoy, lad!

>>212897284
Yeah but she's sometimes annoying, lad

>>212897335
I like raping him

can't you just suck off the bloke giving you the test like that episode of inbetweeners

>>212897374
>Yeah but she's sometimes annoying, lad
Wouldn't be annoying when I was eating here minge

just replaced my front headlight. Would take 5 minutes if the car wasn't a Renault. French engineering is so stupid

>>212897275
https://voca.ro/17vyIMD33P6Q

>>212897400
Pretty sure she shaves it
She said hates body hair on girls and finds it weird

>>212897404
should’ve bought asian

The Cars - Magic

>>212897439
German*

>get a calendar invite for a farewell celebration meeting/virtual goodbye
>it gets cancelled because the guy leaving has had his access revoked already
screaming

>>212897395
I did but he failed me anyway

>Serious fault - Sucking off

mumberg spends most of the day rotting her brain with tiktoks now, very sad. introducing the "short content" format to boomers has been like introducing alcohol to aboriginal australians

>>212897404
it's fine, you're just retarded

>>212897455
thats him telt

>>212897455
>leaving do over zoom

sounds grim

>>212897463
should have practised on the gearstick

my driving instructor used to make me stop the car and then he'd get out, smoke a bit of a cigarette, put it out, put it back into the pack and then we'd carry on

where is employed woman I need her to tell me where the peanut butter is in ALDI

>>212897452
Germans are even worse for ridiculous unworkable engineering you blithering spastic

>>212897466
alri abbo lad

>>212897463
undue hesitation when going down to his willy

forgot post-nut mirror checks

>>212897508
its in your mum's aisle
you know, where the rest of the spreads are

>>212897359
Pint number 3
>>212897374
Cheers!

>>212897495
he could sense lil timmy wouldn't do nun

>>212897509
Oh idk about engineering I just know German cars are the best cars

>>212897466
my mum decided to become cultured now that she's retired and she goes to the theatre and / opera every week and classical music concerts occasionally

>>212897495
did you have a driving lesson today because i saw exactly that happening
>>212897476
even mechanics hate french cars. They say "french engineering" as as synonym for shite

start groping women

need to do a porno where britannia and lady colombia have sexual intercourse as part of the great rapprochement whilst john bull and uncle sam watch on from their gooncave

Mad how humans are apes made of elements that were forged inside stars

>>212897542
burn victim fingers

>>212897552
*gets really angry and punches you*

>>212897542
What’s a paki doing drinking alcohol

>>212897559
mechanics are retards

>>212897466
Boomers got absolutely mind raped by tiktok and AI

>forgot to check window before wanking
serious fault

Can someone explain the MLP posting? It gets him banned within minutes and doesn't really do much

>>212897542
>pebbledash
ngmi lad

POV: You found the worlds fastest black metal rapper rapping faster than Eminem

>>212897605
would put that on my resume

>>212897605
>Bradworthy

We need Nordicist, Biological, Heydrichist National Socialism to save the White race.

>>212897559
no it was in 2008

>>212897642
you need your hole

Normal lad on a GB flag drinking pints on a sunny summer Friday evening:
>posts pics of himself enjoying his cold pints one after the other with no issue because he is legitimately drinking pints and can take a photo with his phone at any moment

Spaino VPN character on an Irish flag who has made hundreds of posts about him allegedly drinking cans of lager and being a wacky Irishman who loves alcohol:
>zero images posted of a can at his desk, in his garden, in his home, anywhere near him, in his bin etc

>>212897611
>>212897614
enjoyable duo of posts

>>212897649
he looks like a fat hen from chicken run

>>212897646
unc

>>212897669
its not spaino lol

anyone got that webm of the monkey having a wank then it grabs a passing frog and fucks it through its mouth like a crude sex toy?

right off to the shops see you losers later

WHERE'S YOUR TOOL?

>>212897684
fuck off spainfreak

>>212897685
yeah hang on '*opens wank folder*

rorke's whip

>>212897685
no man we don’t

>>212897631
It's true though. Why do you think the truth is cringe?

>>212897707
low iq schizo

>>212897669
The last time he tried posting a photo of his "holiday to Spain" I found the exact same image posted previously to Twitter.
Genuinely the saddest LARP act going.

hat this serf immediately

>>212897740
lie on

>>212897685
prefer not to say

>>212897740
Ok heather

>>212897052
Im about to go to scotland and drive on the left side of the road for the first time
i'm going to be helpless and they give you lads a hard time. american driving tests are a joke btw
i'm going to be a menace

>>212897764
shut the fuck up spainpaedo lmfao

Friday night lads. You know what that means. Time to get wild.
I’ve topped up my brita jug and downloaded a new book on my e-reader. Might even go crazy and give the shower a good clean later before settling down with my lovely lovely water and having a read.

>>212897740
yeah he retired the spainzilla character after the failed "I'm moving to spain" arc

it's unclear what he was thinking with such an ambitious plotline

>>212897584
Die out

>>212897787
mindraped incel schizo

>>212897669
Actually
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/198595857/#198596607

>>212897715
need my limbs tied to the spokes

>>212897804
busted that schizo
he wont reply and acknowledge his error like the coward he is

>>212897800
I don't think a single forecast thunderstorm actually appeared last summer

>>212897788
haha you absolute mad lad im about to hop in the shower myself what are we like

LADS

Who's your favourite Pre-Raphaelite artist?

>>212897542
Roaring at that thumb what the fuck is going on?

RED WARNING: WIND
*farts very loudly*

i destroyed something beautiful

>>212897816
bit kinky

>>212897850
michael angelo

Modern western perception of ages:
16/17- le literal child cannot consent to sex you are a pedo I don't care if she has D cups and birthing hips (gib voting rights doe :D)
18-21- still a child, if you looking at this age range you low key a pedo, cradle snatcher, you just want to fuck younger people but can't because it's not legal (it is legal but you are a pedo if you bring up actual ages of consent ever)
22-24- Oh my God they are a literal child their brain hasn't even fully developed yet you fucking groomer PEDO
25 and beyond- LMAO UNC FUCKING BOOMER GO HOME TO YOUR WIFE AND KIDS OLD FART YOU'RE BASICALLY ALMOST DEAD OLD AHH NIGGA LMAO XD

>>212897850
Um... Paul... Joseph... Watson...

The thumb is just being slightly bent down by the weight of the glass what are you spastics on

>>212897850
Splinter

>>212897854
Brown people can’t drink milk because they shit themselves so his bones are slowly turning into jelly due to calcium deficiency

>>212897870
>>212897882
these are NOT serious answers

nary a word

>>212897838
Look how grim that pic is though

im 24 years old and have never gone out of my way to check the weather forecast in my life

>>212897740
The more obvious ones were when he kept posting photos of some poor ugly cunt and saying it was him, as though anyone would naturally do that. I do wonder if the real bloke ever saw those.

>>212897850
er, him that did the one with the drowning ginger bird

>>212897900
mines was
michael angelo painting the sixteen chapel

>>212897875
this unc mad af

>>212897907
bet that can looks like a tictac in his big fat orc hands

>>212897764
>>212897779
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/186264252/#186265281
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/186264252/#186265358
You are genuinely tragic mate.

>>212897854
the worm ouroboros

>>212897915
must confess i have wanked over that one

i am rather warm for all of the outdoor activities i have done today x

>>212897685
No mate. I've got this webm of former Scottish First Minister Humza Yousaf falling off a scooter in a corridor if that's any good?

>>212897913
Because you’re a loser shutin with no hobbies or responsibilities

need a woman with a sense of modesty

wtf a colombian camgirl i'm watching has a primark bag

>>212897850
whoever did those cave paintings, those were class

ava adams and london keyes wanktoil on the cards

>>212897938
says the cunt who went back to 2023 to prove he owned a tripfag on 4chan loool

>>212897978
only the best for diego's angels

30 years ago today Robbie Williams left Take That

>>212897938
What kind of mental illness does he have?

>>212898004
what a munter

>>212898004
it lovely spaino

>>212898004
she got a flat arse not bothered with her

>>212897974
webm unrelated?

>>212898004
she's in the nip!

that was surely onside

just want to say, love you all

>>212898004
too small

>>212898004
Literally my ideal woman

>>212898048
did the man kick the ball?

no art fans in /brit/ at all, how sad

>>212897974
If she was a man she would genuinely be a 3/10 and I bet she’s got thousands of men in her comments simping

>>212898075
i'm into arse not art

corr

>what's that mate, did you say it's warm outdoors?
>no I said it's worm ouroboros
>ah right

>>212898093
what's your favourite pre-raphaelite arse

>>212898075
Never really understood it if I’m honest. Quite impressed when people paint or draw stuff that looks realistic. I go “yeah that’s pretty good. looks just like the thing”.
Other than that, just a picture innit

>>212898069
errr... low standards much?

the cans poster is NOT the spain poster

>>212897075
you skipped the key part of him assaulting a woman immediately after spawning in

>>212897938
Blog on mate

>>212898075
untrue

oosk v dubois tomorrow

>>212898084
and if my Grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike!

firing up the poo peng moo deng gay porn

>>212898128
true it’s an actual sad alcoholic that spends his whole life here creating fantasies

Here we are then...
The weekend 8-)

summits happened

>>212898142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En1IgPz1jfk

>>212898075
i have story of art book but never read it

>>212898161
she didnt need wheels to be ridden by half the town though

>>212898151
who do you have for it?

Iceland is only 81% Icelandic

>>212898075
some people are just drones
we need them, I suppose
just have to keep them entertained with footie

20 thousand Polish people live in Iceland

>>212898199
britain is only 40% british

>>212898199
19% of it is food warehouse

any plans for the weekend, anon?

im not like you guys
im not like you

>>212898181
Petrol erodes latex. Bit daft to wear that to fill up the tank

>>212897913
im khhv

>>212898217
Obviously false

10 guaranteed millionaires on euromillions lads. could be you

>>212898216
gross. replace them with afghans

Adorno chiefly disapproves of Heidegger's "jargon of authenticity," not the fundamental assumptions of his ontology; i.e., he never attempts to repudiate, say, the concepts of Λόγος or Φύσις.

>>212898223
yeah might go cinema with gfberg

>>212898199
Why am i supposed to care

>>212898195
oosk on points

>>212898247
You don't have to

>>212898240
I coud have told you that

Keep getting very sad indeed and wondering if l might cry

>>212898231
she should undress just to fill up her car?

>>212898260
Oh alright

>>212898286
chin up glummy

>>212898287
bin bag fetish

>>212898312
corr

>>212897685
actually seen this on sp but didn't download it sorry mate

>>212898312
would

was having sex with a woman other day and she kept putting my finger in her mouth, asking me to choke her and fuck her harder. no matter how hard I went it wasn't enough. I started to feel a bit insecure and inadequate. in the end I didn't even end up cumming and she got really frustrated and offended.
never felt like this before and it made me feel uncomfortable
was like having sex with a disappointment and disapproving step mum who hates you
is it just my small disk energy or are there lots of women like this?
serious question here boys and girls

>>212898331
blgo on

>>212898322
>>212898329
wtf

>>212898331
tldr

>>212898331
Oh get a life Spainnonce you sad freak

>>212898331
larp

>>212896755
>>212896755
>>212896755
migrate when ready

>>212898331
why would you use a disk for that

Oh look the sad little role player has made another early thread

>>212898406
its a recycle lad

bit early