Thread 212927350

BOCK'D

who the fuck is Al Fresco

>>212927315
>>212927337
yeah your both fuckign retards
stupid cunts

Rorke having a browse in Cex while he drinks from his litre bottle of pepsi max

>>212927407
guy lily allen had lunch with once

>>212927407
Sal Monella's cousin

I can't get to the main page of BLACKED and BLACKEDRAW or any VIXEN MEDIA GROUP pages any more I get stuck on some weird tube landing pages what is going on?????

bum has done a shite,
i wipe, i wipe,
then i done a wee on it as well

going to the chinky chinaman covid barbecue pangolin cheap electronics spy on you supermarket shortly for some noodles

want anything?

why does winblows take like 45 minutes for a minor version update
terrible os

we're here btw

>>212927350 (OP)

>>212927350 (OP)

>>212927569
Please be patient the telemetry takes time sir

>>212927407
If he was called Alan Fresh

we're here btw

>>212927317

>>212927317

Al Fresco (self-styled host, doesn’t own the garden)

Cole Slaw (side dish, side quest)

Sal Monella (walking health violation)

Chaz Keub (calls everything "artisan")

Will Barrow (always carrying the team, never gets thanks)

Bea B. Que (hot, smoky, and in charge)

Doug Fire (arrives late, ruins the lawn)

Patty O’Furniture (sits down too hard on every convo)

they meet annually under a gazebo that nobody knows how to fold back up.

>>212927574
there's literally no posts in your thread mate

Late July yeah, peak of summer? Pissing it down

>>212927644
pissed down your mums throat last night

I will pass or I will die trying

morning

>>212927747
>>212927796


lads we're here >>212927317

>Since 2022, 170,000 tech workers have been laid off in the US. This figure is accelerating more-so in 2025 with AI responsible for between 30-50% of the workload at FAANG companies now

well that's quite horrifiying

It's a great shame that the Huns only invaded Rome late on when it had become weak and Christian.

Imagine the Rome of the Punic Wars fighting them. Blonde Nordics like Sulla would not have stopped until they had marched into Central Asia and completely annihilated them.

total ZERSTÖRUNG

>>212927595
>>212927854
That's /brot/, not /brit/

>>212927894
Any company that uses AI doesn't produce anything of value.

making play doh snakes with my arse

god give me strength

i think a lot you you people larp and lie on here. it not right

What's getting lost in this Coldplay affair thing is how bizarre it is that a band stops a gig for a kisscam interlude

>>212927854
why you in /brot/? this is a /brit/ gen

>>212928344
not me. im really bald

>people are intentionally killing themselves for a fetish
jfc

>>212928563
forgot pic somehow

>>212928594
Reads like a bloke with a fetish wanking as he types this out

Was going to do some laundry, a bit of shopping, go to a record store and browse the vinyl. Instead i've done absolutely fuck all but sit around with a poorly tummy.

>>212928641
no he’s unironically provided proof
i guess a lot of the “women” and trannies in that “community” encourage suicide a lot. very creepy

Another brilliant American post as always

>>212928383
coldplay are insanely cringey mate. they prbably do a BLM kneel to start off

going to shut my brain off for a few hours x

>tell my family I have a girlfriend
>wooohooo hell yeah let's go son see how easy it is when you leave your room blabla
>tell them my gf is trans
>father bursts out laughing
>mother pretends to faint
>father says she "better have that shit snipped off"
>mother threatens to kill herself after "waking" up
>sister calls me a fag and says she could've hooked me up with one of her friends
>little zoomer brother LITERALLY says "sus fr"

>>212928823
alri deegs before logging on to /brit/

>>212928925
Done that religious freak

Imagine going to church with Diego
Him quietly live-commentating on the sermon, telling you the relevant Bible passages which he has learnt off by heart
But we never will ffs why even live!!!

No one even cares what you think, lmao

No good will come of it.

>>212928696
You just don’t understand fashion bro

>>212929162
it's insane how the internet is being completely censored to death
the golden age of the internet is gone

>>212929337
The golden age ended long ago

got the marky b on

>>212929351
Perhaps but it seems like this year is the absolute death knell.
I'm scared that within a few years you won't be able to do anything online except pay bills.

>Any company that uses AI doesn't produce anything of value

Ah yes Casio does not produce value

The largest watch manufacturer in the world

>>212929383
Yes charva

respepct your landlord (land chad)

>>212929433
Nvidia are busking for money right now!

>>212929486
>paycheck
FOY

off to the optometrist

>>212929486
Why would a Jew pay money for rent? They are the landlords

Epping

going to church with diego and him purposely rubbing his fat arse against your thigh while he reads you bible passages

jewish girls <3

Britain is an anarcho-tyranny in the truest sense.

You can smoke cannabis, rob shops, have gangs of vibrant melanated youths shank each other, be a financial parasite, exploit workers in favour of foreign slave labour, whizz around on illegal bikes, and if you're a male migrant can rape British women.

But you can't speak freely, or watch porn in the privacy of your own home, or use sites like Bitchute (and probably soon 4chan).

I feel like I'm going insane, which is admittedly probably what the ruling class is trying to achieve.

This country is a complete and utter dystopian wasteland. We truly, truly live in hell.

Get wi-fi anywhere you go!

can't be asked

Just got a pint in de lids, bit humid out right now.

>>212929614
How many did you end up having yesterday? Only saw up to the third

there's a cycling forum that got shut down cos of the OSA
utter insanity

>>212929614
A lovely lonely pint sat in the corner of the beer garden, then back home to bore us to death with your blogs about 'how you had a nice walk home'
Learn how to tie a noose you worthless incel cunt.

>>212929566
this is going in my cringe compilation

>>212929631
Good. Smut should be banned.

>>212929640
Melty

>>212929623
Only the 3 my lid, then went home and had some cans.
>>212929640
Jokes on you pal, I cycled down here from work.

knocked off toil earlier and drove past not one but two drive-in bottleshops on the way home and didn't stop at either of them, REALLY starting to regret that now

>>212929686
Oh right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx_w0uNA0gY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx_w0uNA0gY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx_w0uNA0gY

mad how many birds I went to school with are post wall

>>212929686
Just drive back there and get the bevvies in

get him watered

What we havin' to drink this eve then lads?

starts digging in my butt

>>212929733
they get to final year of uni and after drinking two bottle of wine and pitchers everyday and shagging around
missing all their classes
it turns out they look like fucking shit

>>212929764
apple cider can

Why is spaki having a melty over someone having a pint. Utterly freakish.

PUT RORKE IN THE BIN

>>212929640
No need for it mate

>>212929764
Decaf coffee because I'm bloody mental

You ever just lie on the icy bathroom tiles and nap for a few hours?

BIG bowl of crunchy nut

>>212929752
Lovely webm x

mum hasn’t respected me ever since I was 17 and bitched out of fighting a guy who called her a stupid cunt

when I was 16 a girl wanted to come over and watch a movie. When she came she asked why I wanted to watch it in the living room instead of on a laptop in my *bed*. I replied sayin we recently got a 4K TV and it was better resolution, and that laptops simply aren't good for films

>>212929741
too late now they're shut

>>212929842
He has more integrity than every subhuman who covered it up.

>>212929837
i would do the same thing too

>>212929756
It's 4 quid a pint here mate and I know everyone here, I've been a member for 20 years. Also it's more of a goon house than a goon cave.

mad how i slept with a woman in her bed and we didn't shag
just woke up in the morning and left
never saw her again

>>212929837
Good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2RcZQNMy5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2RcZQNMy5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2RcZQNMy5s

>>212929896
so you're a 40 year old man who cycles to work on a saturday morning who lives alone and gets plastered before going to bed.

dire.

>>212929920
ofcom just lunged at this post

>>212929837
when i was 14 this girl was always coming over to my place and always wanted to hang out, but i just wanted to play video games

>>212929849
What about the 24hr garage mate? Get some from there.

This site needs to hacked again.

>>212929929
...yh

fucks SAKE lads i got this face wash with loads of little bits in and agter i get out of the shower I still have bits all over random places in my ears, on my neck FUCK OFF

>someone goes out for a pint
>sets off the runts in their smelly bedrooms
Like clockwork

Yeah sorry but cycling when you’re older than 15/16 is proper battyman behaviour

>>212929929
Pretty cosy t b h lad

we ain't goin' to heaven

>>212929947
you do it then

cycling is punk

>>212929972
Can you go tie that noose now rather than seething up a storm during your warm and lonely pint

>>212929973
>yeah dude! just use your goymobile instead of working out while you travel!
imagine being this much of a cuckold faggy gay boy

>>212929920
>nipples point south
gross

How many /brit/posters are in their 40s do you reckon. Maybe there are more than we think.

>>212929973
you gotta admit it feels nice when the seat is grinding against your bumcheeks

*zips past*

>>212930021
You don’t understand the reputation cyclists have in this country. Because you don’t belong in this thread

>>212930032
rorkes ma

>>212930026
Like you can afford to be so fussy lmfao
You will die a virgin. No question.

The Galactic Empire in Legend of the Galactic Heroes is unironically a very attractive vision of the future.

>everyone is White
>women are beautiful
>a program of eugenics centuries ago removed all hereditary diseases
>full employment
>low crime
>social stability

>>212930020
Why has this set you off? You're telling somebody to kill themselves because they went to the pub and had a pint.

need a handful of tit meat

>>212929973
I'm not delivering drugs on the estate, I'm commuting to work and cycling down country lanes on my days off.

big fan of the toon, me

>>212930052
erm but i do be long though, 6’2 precisely. while you’re a little manlet seething baby

>>212929640
seek help
that's not a normal reaction

upgrading from incelwalking to incelcycling and feel much better about myself

>>212930100
TROON ARMY! TROON ARMY!

>>212930092
and haunting the roads like a gay spectre

>>212930021
Good post

>>212930103
You are probably the little faggot who was wearing a SnapBack before LOOOOOOL

>>212930135
my ex used to facetime me while she did this

>>212930135
what a waste of water. just not on is it

>toilfu grabbed my calf for balance while she was grabbing something from the bottom shelf
>instantly got an erection
so touch starved it's actually insane

>>212930092
Do you put your Lycra on and clip your shoes in too

Who's this underage mong spam posting like he just found out about edgy 4chan culture

thucked it all up

>>212930135
ummm... they can do that?

>>212930147
the who what :skull:
nigga ion know u :crying_laughing:

thinking about Mousey's favourite Mr. Bean moment

>>212930135
whomst

>>212929946
don't live in a big city, no 24hr places nearby

>>212930194
Nice snapback lad

>>212930198
He always had good taste

>>212930092
>cycling down country lanes
F

ok but who df told black brits it’s cool they say nigga???? y’all wasnt slaves like tf

my life is so good that I decided to start a second one

well rorke?

>>212930198
do you have any idea how important free speech was to this scene? to this show? to my entire career? there wouldn't BE a rowan atkinson were i not given the right, by law, to express myself freely, openly, and with all intent to offend.

>>212930279
Anime cunts must hang

>>212930275
wat is this rubbish

>>212930275
played one of these before and got raped and killed by a serial killer when i was just a kid

We're fucked bros

>>212930279
Bad post

>>212930294
Good post

Love my English bulldog but I do wish I researched the breathing problems a bit more before I bought him. When he dies I think I’ll get a jack Russell

Evolutionary Hierarchy
>White
>East & Central Asian (Turkics)
>Latinx/Native American
>Middle Eastern
>South East Asian
>South Asian (inc gypsy)
>Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian
>Black
>Somali
>Australian Aboriginal

correct?

>>212930321
BitLife it’s an app

life's better when i'm asleep so why don't i just do that all the time

might become a gigolo

>>212930393
what a shtie "game "lmao

>>212930443
I’ve spent loads on it. I don’t think it’s shite

Pitch fucking black in my room lads
This storm's ramping up

>>212930393
What the heck is that

>>212930443
Well get used to it because he'll be spamming it for weeks to come. He has nothing else to do.

>18 year olds have grey hair now
why are people ageing so fast?

>>212930273
jamaicans were

>>212930504
An app an application on your phone
>>212930507
Rattled

everyone seems a bit tetchy today. shall we calm it down a tad now shall we?

>>212930515
Learn to read you MONG
>n-no I was j-jokin-
LICK MY WINDOWS CLEAN YOU MONG CUNT

>>212930506
Tattoos ruined her
>>212930529
Oh a mobile game. Is it a gatcha

The government is preparing for wwiii with these internet controls

>>212930481
It's comfy time

might go back to my 'craft game and finish my farm
might drink until about 6 then idly clean the flat
might stick the golf on
might decide at 7 if i get STEAMING PROPERLY and order food in or calm it down and just cook then wank

>>212930535
Stop treating 4chan as a social media platform you sad cunt. If you feel 'uncvmfy' then leave, preferably kill yourself.

>>212930518
not really though. not like how we or the latin american slaves was at least

>>212930564
We should not fight another world war. The first one was utterly pointless.

>>212930548
What’s a gatcha

>>212930581
host a /brit/craft server

>>212930581
*rapes you*

>>212930384
Jews aren't a race

Pint number 2 acquired
>>212930481
Sun's out down here in the south

lads
do you have accountants or do you pay your taxes on your lonesome?
I've previously been doing it myself but got so many investments now I'm not sure I can keep up desu

>>212930597
he won't
too thick/cowardly
also he has no mates as his pathetic blog proves so no fucker will join

>>212930597
would just be loads of obsidian towers like bbc knobs

>>212930594
Game where you spend materials to get stuff. Usually characters.

>>212930618
I would join

>>212930608
I have no money

feelin restless, frustrated and unhappy

>>212930605
Not a single ray here
Bloody pissing it down

>>212930535
this edgy 14 year old just discovered 4chan and is giddy spamming kill yourself to everyone

>>212930641
uncvmfy tyme!

Rorke /brit/ posting at the bar

>ceo bloke caught with that bird at the Coldplay concert - the woman was the leader of HR

oh my DAYS
HR cunts are always the ones talking down to the common folk for their behaviour
Outrageous. OUTRAGEOUS!

I was promised a comfy stormy day that I could sip my tea to

>>212930666
Scouse mong catching up on the OLDs

>>212930535
hungover and hungry

>>212930666
Based Stacy fucking a thousand nogs on camera and then firing Timmy for asking her out one time

>>212930583
fuck off

>>212930631
No not really

can we get an early new?

But where do all those taxes go? Answers lie closer than you might imagine. Karim, 25, grew up on an estate near Nick’s home. He lives in a council flat and receives universal credit. Karim arrived in the UK as a child and soon integrated himself in the local community. He supplements his benefit payments by selling cannabis and pursuing a rap career under the name “Young Stabba”. (Last month, he earned £27 from Spotify.)

>>212930685
Tea leaf sauce with lumps of cheese in it

>>212930711
>Dangerous 14-year-old boy
Add it to the list

>>212930685
Had a matcha drink once, tasted like absolute shit

>>212930711
I'm sure he had his reasons.
YOU have no reason to be a racist though you filthy incel.

>>212930711
He probably blacked her too

Imagine knowing your grans last moments were being raped and stabbed by a nog

>>212930728
So what is it

Someone make an early new for him, he's too thick to understand how to make threads. He's been bullied too much this edition so he wants to move on from it. Even begged us to 'calm it down a tad'.

Wow. Spurs look menacing this year.

wish i were handsome and rich

>>212930761
just tastes like thick green tea to be tbhing desu

>>212930775
I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

>>212930789
I'm handsome and poor

>>212930803
giggling

>>212930810
become a model or a bum boy

>Tom Cruise, 63, and 'new love' Ana de Armas, 37, look smitten on yacht as insider dishes on romance

oh my days
this gyal just jumps from famous cock to famous cock, aye?
no no. I am not impressed one bit.

>>212930851
okay

>>212930784
i know how to make them it's just not something i normally do. this thread seems a bit tense is all.

>>212930863
best of luck

Remember when Tom Cruise went mental on Oprah's sofa

>>212930852
>celebrity gossip
get a fucking life mate

anyone else boozing tonight?

>>212930891
not how I remember it

He can't make threads

Conor's played a blinder being rich and not marrying his girl.
He's cheated on Dee multiple times, done a few cheeky rapes, does hardcore drugs despite having 4 younglings - and Dee's still too afraid to leave him.
Because it will go from a lavish lifestyle to back on the dole.
Amazing.

whenever I go to have a fag by my shed there is this MASSIVE fucking spider that runs out by my feet absolute scares the shit out of me

>>212930908
get a fucking clue

rarity

>>212930914
nope, taking, a break, using the old kush kush, you know the ganja, mary jane, mariajana. =)

>>212930944
mmm bum

>>212930020
Under the Online Safety Act it is illegal to encourage suicide or self harm

Every time I think I'm happy with where I live, I get annoyed by something and hate it all

got the my 600lb kino on
the little iranian doctor is not happy with this blackoid

>>212930950
you one of those troublesome youths who smoke the cannabis cigarettes?

>>212930944
big bum

>>212930891
>>212930922
JUMPIN UP ON THEM COUCHES

Everything's changing and I don't feel the same

>>212930944
>here take a photo of my arse!
women are fucking awful

>>212930908
Grim. Very grim.

Going to go for a drive bye guys

Once chastised my femoid for talking about celeb gossip.
She told me I do the same thing about politicians so what's the difference.
I was stunned. I had no comeback.
She won the argument.
She is a genius my sweetheart.

>>212930972
When black people do bad things, they are criminals.

when white people do the same things, they are cool and "not pussy"

>>212930949
You cannot post the ponies

>>212930972
i “doobie” (say that out loud! it answers your question)

“Grim, very grim” the incel says

what's the oldest age at which it is still somewhat socially acceptable to still be a virgin?

>>212930991
Grim, very grim

>>212931044
17

>>212931044
infinity if you're the pope
15 if you aren't

>>212931044
18 maybe 19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANS6DNaz7es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANS6DNaz7es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANS6DNaz7es

>>212930908
Let me check this out

Rainbow dash is my girlfriend
Love her to bits~

>>212930944
Prime nigga slave meat

>>212931053
no way, that's fake

>>212931044
18
if youve left school and u havent had sex that is a major red flag
by the by i'm 35 and a virgin so nearly double

>>212931044
24

um

>>212931100
>that is a major red flag
why?
I was coming home to watch TV and play games when I was at school.

i'm gonna make the new

>>212930995
Life wouldn't be worth living without women

>>212931044
I’m 22 so I’ll say 24

What the fuck?

>>212931088
Why do they ruin their bodies with these awful tattoos

>>212931139
to clarify, at 6th form I did further maths so there was only one girl across my classes

any poo man in?

>>212931187
psyop

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

Rorke does this not count as “indoctrinating the kids” ?

>>212931187
delete this

>>212931187
nahhh you already know the cronem chopped it and set the timmy bros up to take the fall for it

Tomorrow is the final day.

>>212931210
yh..

I don't like living on a main road
I don't like living in a terrace
I don't like having neighbours

>>212931235
finally

>>212931216
you think so?

>>212931242
buy some land, stick a 'van on it

so it happened again

>>212931264
they are truly evil

>>212931253
pretty blatant

>>212931235
final day of what?

>>212931264
Used to compare them to Nazis but they are worse in every way. We're talking Josef Mengele levels of evil.

u ok hun x

>>212931264
done em

>>212931278
I’ve said too much.

>>212931250
Homo Hymensnapperus

>>212931224
girl is like 11 and has a pierced belly button wtf

Always thought Kylie Quinn was a very attractive pornstar.
Nice natural look and never got any tattoos or bogging, unlike the majority of them

just finded out that british sided with the ottomans at one point, what the fuck is wrong with you guys

lil gen a nigga watching a 40 year old man open packs on fifa, it was over before it started for these lil shits

>>212931339
scrannable

>>212931369
>>212931369
>>212931369

>>212931339
would pay 12k to have her poo on me

>>212931273
so are muslims
vermin killing vermin is good for everyone else

>>212931264
Jew moment

>>212931044
18-20 is acceptable
21-26 and it becomes a funny little joke (see John Cleese or Jimmy Carr who were virgins until their mid-20s)
When you get to 27+ the humour is lost and it just becomes pathetic