Thread 213005195

Hello lads edition

>>213005195 (OP)
14 seconds late edition

>>213005262
I think you’ll find that my thread was made 1 post before that Canadian fellas, so legally in the eyes of the Janny I am in the clear here. I was just too slow to link it

>>213005330
I agree

I think /brit/ishers should take a stand and only use British news

But that's just me

We're regrouping on /r/brit
I'll be there... will YOU?

Spaino on a mad one

got my bum out

Glad there’s no little brown willy pictures in this thread

>MAKO feels also for atrocious 2 holes fuck. She is a masochist truly. Whatever she is done anything she will surely feel. And anal is stirred by a missionary posture and cum shot is made into anal. The anus is greatly open. The rectum becomes tragic appearance!

>The labia meat gets turned up uglily and the vaginal opening is soppy. However it does not finish yet. Immediately after she is surrounded by many men. The vaginal cum shot more than this is a big danger of the pregnancy. MAKO opposes to escape seriously. However she is admonished by some reason that it will not become pregnant if a lot of sperms are poured and she is pressed down. And cock is thrown in one after another and vaginal cum shot is made. A pussy disintegrates by a total of seven shots. The pregnancy will be certain. The fresh woman body is quick in the deterioration. Two holes overwhelm at the time of playing an active part as a meat urinal after this. The woman completely became garbage.

>posting your willy
mad and dangerous
>posting your knackers
wacky, zany, harmless fun

good looking whitexicans are the luckiest people on earth

Leftypol mate, yeah you're up next

*pats rorke on the back*

>>213007447
https://yandex.com/images/touch/search?cbir_page=similar&cbird=178&rpt=imageview&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmiro.medium.com%2Fv2%2Fresize%3Afit%3A813%2F1*ItcBctKObwXvMR06J3HtJA.jpeg&cbir_id=12731340%2FtjqtRts6no_G59rNwrrXrQ8378

just seen some grotty looking knob

not clicking that link

>>213007499
Cheers bro I’ll drink to that
t. Leftypol

>>213007521
mirror looked in the you it did?

Nothing ever happens

>>213005293
looks like me after 6 pints aha x

It's the Summer of 98 in London and you show up at the XFM Radio offices for the first day of your internship with radio hosts Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant. Your life is about to be changed forever.

now that is grim

>>213007499
the 5 inch bwc

Rorke shocked!
Leftypol rocks!

>>213007542
blud got a 2 inch ohio penis

listening to the warning

>>213007553
the rice is right

Might go for an incel walk

>>213007618
have a good one :)

Who's your favourite Uma Musume lads?

>>213007610
scream

>>213007636
don't tell me what to do

>>213007642
dunno, what are my options?

>>213007553
why

>>213007579
i hate how political parties do social media, shouldn't be allowed. In nz our two major parties do catty little tiktok videos insulting each other. Should be illegal

>>213007674
Same in the UK
It's fucking pathetic

AWH SHIT
It's above 40% now

>>213007665
https://umamusume.com/characters/
I like Daiwa Scarlet they are all based off real race horses

to all the anons that have been dming me asking when im getting my cock out, it's not happening. Leave me alone

>>213007610
You can't be older then 11 doing Ohio memes

>>213007720
ines fujin

rorke muttering 'only in ohio bruh' when his mum tells him to do the dishes

any sardonic low iq incels post here?

>>213007761
you just showed your penis to a child

>>213007771
>ines fujin
She is beautiful m8 good choice

john mcafees ghost just performed a low motion action movie dive toward my mouse making me click next to that link instead of on it

>>213007806
cheers :)

get the bastard in jail NOW

Right well I just posted my cock and balls on /brit/. That happened haha XDD! so unexpected derp

>>213007720
>can't sort by boob size

>>213007828
all piggers belong in a fucking gulag

>>213007579
this just shows how scared they are

It was worth it just to learn some sleight of hand

>>213007775
That's not me

>>213007878
probably mates with that gay monkey that prances about

>>213007898
act like a wasteman?

mad how the scene in london is like there's always one or two must go to events each weekend
where it's literally the same people there everytime lol

Cocky want boing boing

need an IBS gf

>>213007931
Based especially if she does anal too

Got a piece of beef stuck between my teeth

The British state is a terrorist state that commits horrific crimes to defend capitalism and israel

Why don’t we have saunas here like the nordics do? Seems like everyone would love a nice hot sauna when it’s damp, cold and miserable for 80% of the year.

>>213007964
Mad how disgusting and slutty she is making virgin timmy actually seem angelic and based

>>213007994
you lots piss and moan in 20.c weather mate. dont talk shite

>>213007964
shes doen him

>>213007988
literally always has been

playing around with midjourney

>>213007836
really hoped for more (you)s, maybe some shocked bradleys :/

>>213007994
you want to have saunas while sharing the country with poos and pakis?
imagine the stench

>>213007964
if this was real life she would be bogged to frick

>>213008025
youve got bloody diabetes mate and youre talking about us pissing

>>213007964
toiless looks exactly like this. if she asked me this i'd cum

>>213007964
mad how i had this exact conversation (with a str8 guy)

Ruby Grainger's wet hairy horny fanny

>>213008069
>if she asked me this i'd cum
why

>>213007964
shes not even acting

>>213007994
It is because britain is a demoralised shit hole where we're forced to just world endlessly. We have zero lesuire when you think about it. So many nations have great lesuire activities except us. Even kids do cool sports, here we're battery farmed through GCSE's.

Shithole nation.

SCREECHING
That's why he's worth $400 billion
bloody brilliant

>>213008074
girls like her have naturally gaped fannies with mismatched outy lips. thats why they're so demure. trying to hide it

>>213008068
right, thats me done

>>213008025
Wouldn’t be moaning if we spent the winters in the saunas getting used to the heat
>>213008066
Obviously they’re not allowed in

>>213008056
And all we got was 3 day bans and mild disgust. It was totally worth it, willy bro!

>>213008083
im a pathetic piece of shit who should be killed

deary me

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1753002232215588.webm
>>>/gif/29155642

brits are the product and design of the most ruthless and callous elite ever known throughout the centuries that’s why we’re so docile and ‘dysgenic’

>>213008081
>create problem where there was none
>pose yourself as the victim
he just couldn't help himself

>>213008145
no you shouldnt!

>>213007836
well done you cyberflashed us with your tiny cock bravo you

Tear down every mobile repair and vape shop and replace them with public saunas.

>>213008081
>jew acts obnoxious
>appears to have a giant black man with no brain rush in to help him
kek

>>213008120
why don't you see shite like this these days?
It was ubiquitous 10 years ago, fairly common 5 years ago and now practically non-existent outside of literal commies.

Have they given up?

>>213008142
is fucking twinks straight

How would you r8 the black lass in this image?

>>213008113
You're thinking of the club slags with orange skin.

>>213008169
great post

>>213008199
Nice. Looks like she'd have a nice voice too

>>213008199
a rock solid would
the other one is not a would usually but looks alright in that picture, couple of pints

>>213008199
2/10

>>213008179
Queer Starmer ain't got your back on this one leftypol, YWNBAW

>>213008213
nah theyre tight and bald. thats what makes them outgoing they need to share their beautiful fannies with everyone

*jots something down*

>>213008195
Yeah especially of his name is rorke

Carly Rae Jepsen stuns in new photos

Well?

its time the UK handed the torch to NZ and allow us to lead the empire into a better future

>>213008260
oi

*quietly arranges a prank on ofcom nonce*

>>213008293
*shuffles away*

>>213008168
um

>>213008284
Erm, we would like a turn, please

>>213008232
This is the reverse of reality. Nerdy girls like Ruby tend to be healthy, with no STDs and a tight fanny while the club slags have been ran though so many times they have a blown out hole and require medication for warts.

>>213007898
still a crime lmao
trump and the GOP establishment (+Dem establishment) protect the identities of people that raped minors who are at the top of political and business power both inside america and around the world

>>213007878
zesty
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dUGTw_spFb8

>>213008284
Nonce country full of rorkes and run by leftypols

wish i were another nationality. preferably from an irrelevant country like finland or something

>>213008323
you are french no? you dont even have the jack on your flag and also you have too much immigration and are generally weird and annoying so no.

they care me

>>213008324
fanny tightness and lip length isnt affected by stds you misogynist!

its genetic. theyre born like that

>>213008344
would've been a corker of a post if you'd said wales instead

*flicks a bit of egg and cress sandwich at ofcom inspector whilst leftypol sniggers*

My ideal job would be UN ambassador for a micro nation like Luxembourg

>>213008344
You already are

if you can't afford to eat at good restaurants three times a day, you are objectively poor

>>213008388
i do not like restaurants, i FEEL PROTECTIVE OF MY FOOD WHEN SURROUNDED BY STRANGERS, ITS UNNATURAL

ideal job would be collecting billions of dollars automatically

>>213008378
must be a cushy job

>>213008345
Don't ever call me French again.
>you dont even have the jack
My province still has it!!! W-we'll readopt it soon...
You can't call us weird when you lot dance like fools with your tongues out!

>>213005293
nerve gas?

toil colleagues keep calling me hagrid because I'm big fat and hairy
might complain to HR berg but don't want to be the office villain

>>213008356
i care you <3

>>213008413
scream

the ofcom thing is just led by an anon who got promoted there and wants an excuse to post here at toil

why'd it get deleted?

>>213008344
I live in the virgin islands. Everyone knows we don't vote or have voices in politics so there is no flak about it. But they also know we are Americans and if something happens to us the Navy seals, cia and marines are coming. If it gets really out of hand "Colombians" show up. Move to bvi. It's great there

Leftypol? Care to comment?

>>213008426
ok

>>213008418
i'm not dignifying this cultural ignorance with a response

>>213008409
it's natural for the poor

>[Deleted]

What was it?

>>213008421
thats a term of endearment. they want to suck your big hairy cock

Anybody seen that superhero film?

>>213008421
>might complain to HR berg
wouldnt bother mate
if theyre anything like HR at my company anything you tell them will be gossiped around before you know it

>>213008462
Listen here Old Lizzy loved US the most! The favourite son!

>>213008443
who do you think would bother to invade you for security to be at the forefront of your mind like this? cuba?

>>213008421
you can't just bant them back? come on lad

num num num
num num num num num num

Discussing cat torture videos at new toilbergstein to try and alienate myself into a HR bullying case

>>213008519
good post

hate the boomers

>State pension age could rise to 74: Fears retirement age could rise faster than ever amid doubts over sustainability of triple lock

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14924469/Fears-state-pension-age-rise-faster-amid-government-cash-crisis-review-looks-ramping-automatic-contributions.html

>>213008449
why do they still call them women if they're obviously men

Rorke has been beheaded on the streets of London

went to popeyes for the first time just to try it out and not a single person there was white. everyone there was speaking in foreign, the only English to be heard was a brown lady (heavily accented) calling out order numbers.

finna support a black owned business today

>>213008538
There is no reason for young people to remain in this country

>>213008360
Total bollocks mate. Do you think a slag with a 100+ body count is going to remain tight? I don't. I think fanny appearance and tightness is partially genetics, but also lifestyle choices.

>if I decide to kill myself, my family will get 2 years of my salary which is actually 3 years of my salary because it's tax free

never has suicide looked more appealing.
It's mental that "death in service benefit" is even a thing. It's got me rooting for my own death.

>>213008565
>popeyes
what the hell is that

>>213008507
I mean as in the person. If I was in dr or Jamaica or Bahamas or here and a foreigner went after me, they'd be called it. It's the Caribbean. Certain groups are protected. You all are. But people like the Chinese, Russians, it's the opposite

>>213008418
you know what? we'll go there. Its called a haka and its not just a dance, its a ritual. The face is called a pukana and it represents what you face will look like after the person pulling it has cut your head off and put it on a pole. Its a taunt

>>213007919
The United Kingdom is the Western world

>>213008449
switched to hsbc ages ago

>>213008582
yank fried chicken chain

>>213008598
Sovl

>>213008580
toilstein will move the goalposts when you're gone to deny them the money

EXTENDED HOURS TILL 8AM

NO HATE / NO HOMOPHOBIA / NO GENDER / NO DISCRIMINATION / NO RACISM
JUST RESPECT / JUST DANCE

NO PHONES ON OUR DANCEFLOOR

>>213008590
Leftypurr and borke

>>213008538
uhhh bring in ten million more asylum seekers

>>213008604
It looks silly and is as bad as being FRENCH!

I should be made prime minister I'll sort everything out

>>213007919
Sorry I thought you said Westernman
But that was not me sending those pics

>>213008590
dogberg having a sniff
cheeky bugger

>>213008582
yank chicken place

>>213008613
>>213008682
why on earth would you want to eat that muck

>>213008691
can i ask you a question, lad?

>>213008667
i dont care if it looks silly, its part of our unique cultural identity and I hate people like you who want the world to all act the same and avoid the human spirit. The human spirit looks silly, we are inclined to dance, we are inclined to pull faces, make music, etc.

>>213008574
remember when you proved you're a white boy larping on a vpn

>>213008691
Need to shag him

Going to start using words like “Dickensian” and “Kafkaesque”.
No idea what they mean. Never read a book that doesn’t have pictures in.

why can't black people fight anymore

>>213008738
she uses she/they pronouns hun

scan of the ol' broken foot bones tomorrow morning. could do with a bit of good news about the mending.

>Never read a book that doesn’t have pictures in.
rorke revealed

>>213008746
cute young man when hes of legal age id like to put my cock in his arsehole

>>213008752
I will shag them

>>213008711
Bro you guys have food on par with Indians
It's the worst in the world. I've crossed the pond, been in Asia and Australia random places in Africa

English food is that bad.

>>213008740
Chestertonesque post.

>>213008740
Pecksniffian

>>213008781
>I've crossed the pond, been in Asia and Australia random places in Africa
No you haven't

[EXCITING NEWS] Lady Gaga is rumored to release the deluxe version of “MAYHEM” in August.

>>213008781
youre acting like popeyes is haute cuisine so i assume you are mentally ill
good day to you

>>213008775
not on you maggot

It's honestly crazy the Roman Empire lasted into the 400s.

There's something very weird about the late empire. The presence of the Huns gives it a much later feeling (Mongol invasion of Europe 800 years later). Plus the presence of Romans and Germans fighting together.

It literally saved the white race from utter annihilation as well. The Huns completely wiped out Aryans living in the east (mainly Iranic peoples).

60k killed in gaza mostly women and children it's mad how evil they are but they get away with it because of america

>>213008814
Yeah I have. I'm actually working on my boat now. I live in the hard but have my sail boat. Your food is that insanely bad in England. Scottish food is alright at times

>>213008842
Sadly this is true

>>213008740
How brobdingnagian of you

>>213008766
shes just done herself in there hasnt he

>>213008795
me with the stinger

Hey do y'all listen to Playboi Carti?

kino

>>213008876
why are there so many versions of this same joke. The original one with the asians was the best then these cody kyle american zoomers had to take it from them

>>213008857
>Scottish food is alright at times
you let your larp down here laddy sorry

>>213008833
so straight men secretly want to fuck maggots

I've been to every continent except South America.

>>213008876
screaming

>>213008842
It's beyond fucked I saw footage from the aid sites it's like mad max

They treat them like vermin it sickens me

Israel and the West have lots to answer for

>>213008912
Didn't arsk

>>213008909
Show me a bread sandwich

>>213008856
why did he do that?

>>213008833
this is based on one study of momons btw

>>213008731
never said that lad, think /brit/ is messing with your head, i'm brazilian

>>213008912
never been to afreeka or "oceania" myself

I'm Still Coping my Elton John

>>213008912
Been South America 3 times but never to Africa

>>213008870
She unironically died

>>213008932
the meme is a toast sandwich you fat fucking idiot go back to /ck/ study the threads harder then come back and try again

>>213008922
They are vermin to be fair

>>213008980
lol

homeless man outside going AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH GUILLOTINE YAH

>>213008946
haha sure lad as long as youre having fun right

>>213008980
daft bint

>>213008991
Don't see how someone dying is funny?

>>213008842
Its way more than 60k, I reckon the death toll will top 250k at least

Same in the Israeli side, 5k bereaved families but only 1k dead soldiers? Bullshit

>>213008766
stupid cunp

dont see the point of visiting countries that aren't european or a select few east asian countries.
the rest of are all poor and shit. just places people visit so they can brag and show off back home.

>>213008997
>>213009017
And?

>>213008911
screm

>>213009023
>>213008842
>>213008861
>>213008922

>>213008990
I reckon I could beat you to death and no one would miss you. Miserable little runt.

dont see the point of visiting countries that are european.
all poor and shit. just places people visit so they can brag and show off back home.

>>213009022
1. it's a fat woman
2. it's a stupid way to die
3. she did it to herself

>>213008980
did she really?

>>18492077
>no being an annoying schizo cunt edition
Reckon we need one

>>213009065
no one cares what your sheep shagging ass got to say nigga, shut the fuck up

if Trump says lsrael are the good guys l trust him

>>213009063
you couldnt beat an egg you pathetic runt

>>213009063
Nah you couldn't
I'd rip your fucking HEAD OFF little man

When I first came to Ireland I used to call them hash brownies. I felt like Borat when somebody tried to subdue their laughter and corrected me in front of others. You can learn languages in school or from books all you want, but to really get the nuances to sharpen your communication you need to be in a country, with the culinary culture and the idiomatisms.

farting in my stinking evil incel command centre

Hi hi hi there my droogies.

>>213009001
mental how you actually think i'd use a vpn to shitpost here, take your meds

>>213009091
blud posting from 2013

Just don't understand how babies die by shaking whenever I read that it happens in a news headline, makes no sense to me, like what amount of shaking are they even doing?

>>213009131
no one believes you

>>213008838
When the Mongols were invading Europe, one of their translators and emissaries was an Englishman who got excommunicated and exiled from England for taking part in the First Barons' War, went to France, joined the Knights Templar, went to Egypt to fight in the Fifth Crusade, then got expelled from the Knights Templar from gambling and disappeard for a decade only to return with the invading Mongols.

We know of him from an inquisitorial report after he was captured with a Mongol scouting party in Austria and interrogated, and a couple of other reports mentioning the Great Khan's Englishman.

Sorry, I don't care about dead Gazans!

>>213009126
leftypol thinks you control the world and is fighting to stop you

>>213008922
saw it too lad it's fucking evil stuff. cannot understand how your starmers and your macrons can just leave them to it, they must be aware.

Welly welly welly well, little brothers. How do you do on this fine evening?

>>213009131
why are you saying that like its unbelievable
it's obviously true too

>>213008922
extremely antisemitic post

death death to the IDF

>>213008922
im pretty far right and hate seeing all these brownoids on our streets protesting about it but it's actually evil what israel is doing and nobody has the power to stop it these UK protests obviously do nothing half those people sell wigs for a living. it's all up to the US and they dont care

>shave
>hair grows back immediately
why do I do this? Why do I repeat this fools errand?

>>213009217
all this buttoning and unbuttoning

>>213009217
can you laser off facial hair?

/brit/ is low empathy and low iq

>>213009217
to give structure to your life so you don't snap and start murdering people

>>213009217
Wash your face with your urine. It slows down hair growth. Put the urine on fir 5 minutes then wash it off. It's great!

A splendid evening indeed, my droogies.

leftypol hyper-focused on gaza but couldnt give a shit about all the other recent genocides.

if there is no god then there is nothing wrong with killing people
>oh but the law says-
what law? its made up

>>213009249
that's what being a sexless incel neet virgin will do to you

mental how not a single pro israel person comes across as likeable or sincere

>>213009249
and high poo

go back to posting pictures of cats you boring cunt, got most of those filtered

>>213009292
Same goes for vast majority of pro-palestine slugs

rorke pulling the strings of the world's elites from his smelly childhood bedroom, he must be stopped

>>213009289
so if god was proven to not exist you would immediately start killing people?

>>213009297
Oh? What seems to be troubling you, little brother?

>>213009309
fat hog

pooping and shitting
and pooping and pissing
thats what makes the worlds go rounds

>>213009260
You know they put hamsters on little wheels where they had to run and didn't them. Made them do it until they died to test the effects of meth. They would gnaw their own hands off out of hunger while running

ritual posting safety blanket time uh oh get ready for an early vpn new

well?

clockwork orange yank on a mad one

>>213009307
It's not about pro this or anti that I believe all humans should live in dignity and the fact the Israelis can commit such heinous acts with ours and our allies' full support is an affront to my conscience

>>213009307
evidently not true

>>213009286
name one

>>213009329
no but there would be nothing wrong with it

>>213009369
All with hairy minges.

i might've cared about gaza if they weren't muslims

get.
it.
made.

>>213009391
>>213009391
>>213009391

SINGLE PERSON POLICY

We do not permit entry to single persons unaccompanied; you must come in a group of a minimum of two.

>>213009396
and that's a good thing

>>213009286
Hm, it's almost like the Gaza genocide is different. Could it be because it enjoys complete material and political support by Western governments, you know those governments we are citizens off? Hm, hm.

took some l-theanine before bed and it sent me manic

>>213009286
we flog weapons to them and basically support this one, is the difference though. we're not out there arming the chinese to help them kill off the uyghurs are we.

>>213009217
very Sisyphean isn't it

misogyny is a huge problem
so let's import millions of the most misogynistic men on earth

>>213008781
You've never left your hometown burgie