Thread 213044106

Aura farming edition
>>213040090

The cute girl at my office who always used to say hi to me and ask me about my weekend broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years last week. I thought she was married desu. Since then she hasn't come over to talk to me a single time. Is she just depressed or is she waiting to see if I enjoy talking to her enough to seek her out myself?

fucking dork you don't just make an early thread and then be like "erm guys plz dont post there yet"

you have a higher chance of winning the lottery than you do of getting into a clinical psychology phd program.

not sure what it is, but something about pussy and boobs makes my penis hard

>>213044116
she's afraid to fall in love again

We built this city on cock and hole

>>213044166
At least at one time, the former was random chance, while the latter was based on your competence (IQ, etc). Now, idk. Maybe you need to have as many overlapping so-called “marginalized” characteristics as possible to be allowed to succeed.

The Holocaust happened, I've been to Auschwitz and saw the mountain of human hair, shit is fucked up

>>213044203
we milked this shitty on cock and hole

believe it or not the suffering and trauma of our ancestors is stored and passed down through generations

>>213044106 (OP)
They put a stick up his ass when they found where he was hiding

>>213044225
the acceptance rates are 2-5%, and there's like 5 programs in the whole country. even if you're a nigger faggot tranny, you need to be the most exceptional nigger faggot tranny who has ever lived.

>>213044244
is that why blahpipo so violent

semen semen
cum cum

>>213044227
I’m not legally allowed to comment on matters of the Jewish faith due to Jewish blasphemy laws in effect in Canada

>>213044244
>b-but my ancestors su-
they're dead
they've been dead for years
the past is irrelevant
all that matters is what you do today

>>213044225
I looked into it a long time ago, and you actually have a higher chance of getting into those programs as a white man. The psych field is like 90%+ women and they're desperate for straight white male applicants who can work with straight male clients.

>>213044203
>>213044243
We taking it back to 8th grade with this one

>>213044255
That's what NFT stands for?

>>213044255
So Jordan Peterson is a genius among geniuses

>>213044198
that makes me sad

>>213044198
>implying
women don't process relationships the same way men do
she's already ready to date again and is simply performing what's expected to mask it

Just had my normal dinner of rice, tsukemono, chiizu, and toriniku
Feeling full and alert

>>213044249
Not a stick the ass raped him with a bayonet

>>213044264
This, we're not allowed to make holocaust jokes. We can't say something like " its true, I saw the lake of cum from the nazi jerk off torture machine" or "they even gifted extra bar soaps at the museum, I've smelled like coins and newborn blood since then".

Hollup

no matter how you look at it, that's an unfortunate name

>>213044439
oy gevalt

New Canadian health guidelines recommend 2 drinks or less a week

>>213044460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L213b8RJ3Uo&list=RDL213b8RJ3Uo&start_radio=1

How about Ron DeSantis trooning out and changing his name to Rhonda Santis

>>213044460
Health Canada has to keep making up new guidelines and regulations to justify their jobs

RIP OZZY

How about Pete Buttigieg and he just gets fucked in his ass and eats cum because he's gay.

>>213044492
linking up with peckerwoods is bold in today's climate

>>213044521
start greeting white people with a loud "WHAT'S GOOD, WOOD?" in public

>>213044520
This is also why the world needs a female POTUS

Blonde white women yearn for BMC (big Mediterranean cock)

The kids are grown up and moved out and I don't know what to do with the days anymore.

MtF trans Jadie Vance
FtM trans Joe Binder

>>213044364
Tonaito I will eat gohan, butakinu ando wakusu been.

i've done nothing all day and i'm so unbelievably tired

UNC NVKE

This is grade A 100% pure Colombian cocaine ladies and gentlemen disco shit

>>213044443
She's too cute to dress this provocatively. I don't like it.

>>213044635
Everyone is different

>>213044647
umm she's wearing that because it's more comfortable, you freaking CHUDSKI

just thought of a really good ntr doujin premise but it may be too ambitious with my current art skills

i hope i die soon.

also why the fuck did my phone suggest a smiling emoji after i typed that

>>213044635
oh boy I sure do love being lectured by some pedo christcuck tradfag on Twitter

>>213044635
Millennials are already entering their 40s. And they're nowhere near as bad off as people on the internet claim they are. They had a hard time due to the 2008 recession, but many have stable careers, homes, and are married with kids.

zoomers don't iron they clothing

OK guys what if - JUST HEAR ME OUT - but what if, for the rest of 2025, we just put wagies on blast nonstop? Like relentlessly ridicule and harass them? I'm thinking this might be a fun project we can all do together.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753163060006735.webm

triggering my libtard cousin by saying gay and retard

>>213044666
alri satan you should do something better with your time

>>213044650
listened to this song loads when I was a kid for hayley
utter tragedy how she ended up

>>213044726
Excellent work Anon.

But you know what must be done to complete the ritual...

I support the DPRK

>>213044751
everyone would hate me if i said that

>>213044757
Why?

>>213044779
...or would they?

>>213044797
they would

miss this little nigga like you would not believe

Robin I was just about to write Ozzy Osbourne a note

>>213044824
Sorry I didn't realize you were black.

>>213044844
oooohhhh Howard you always write the best nooottteesss ahuahuahauahuahuahuaahaaaaaa...

I am the dumbest bastard on the planet
You can wash a smelly pussy but you can't wash a smelly soul

>>213044793
They make the jewnited states of ZOGmerica mad

this is the only metal album I like

>>213044897
Your dad wears boots LOL
I'm trying to imply he is a fairy btw

The brave soldiers of hamas, hezbollah, and ansrallah will march triumphantly into occupied al-quds and plant the black flag of islam on a pile of diaper shitting IDF terrorists while all those martyred by the illegitimate state of "israel" look down from heaven with big smiles on their faces knowing their mission is complete

Ozzy Osborne isn't "metal" he's just generic 80s trash rock.

Judas Priest and Van Halen are metal.

>have something meticulously planned out and calculated way ahead of time
>woman nags you about it as if you've never thought about it at all

>>213044918
I don't care about that gay shit. Cant we just kill all the jews?

>>213044918
One big titty yenta gf and you're getting an adult circumcision while spinning a dradle

>>213044934
Make sure to lock the door and turn the light off and breathe while you walk

>>213044934
when has this ever happened? women love when stuff is planned out, they're awful at planning or thinking ahead and expect men to do all of that.

i would literally tell my ex to get ready way ahead of time, and i'd lie and say something started an hour earlier than it actually did knowing she'd always be late if i told her the ACTUAL time.

>>213044993
>women nagging
>when has this ever happened?

I have yet to master the art of hoverball

Never liked how as soon as Spider-Man realized his costume was alive he had the FF lock it up in a cage and abandoned it, it seems pretty un curious for a character thats been a scientist since his inception. He made zero attempts to understand it or communicate with it - he just threw it away and went on with his life, no wonder it hates him so much.
And it's not like in the movies or other dumb adaptations where the symbiote makes him "evil" for no reason, the worst thinig it did was take his body out at night to fight more crime, so it could feed itself off of the adrenaline. He was more tired during the day, big deal. It wouldn't've had to get more supplemental energy if their bond was complete but he thought it was *just* a sweet costume that he could command on and off his body and it played along since that's what he wanted

FWB hit me up again....

>>213045031
did you stick it in her pooper?

>>213045031
what’s his name

>>213045005
no, i meant nagging about your very specific issue

>>213045043
his name is brian. we met in a gym bathroom

i miss brian

Im an arab and ive fucked countless white women hehe

>>213045095
das gay

>>213045091
lol!!!!!

>>213045100
Seething timmy
This brown dick of mine has gone into multiple pink pussies

>>213045091
you cringe you lose

>>213045112
but im gay. i'd prolly be more interested in your bussy

>>213044918
Based

Clownshow world

>>213045126
*throws you off a balcony*

>>213045145
Madhouse world

>>213044925
He's proto metal. Black Sabbath considered themselves a blues band

>>213045148
**extends wings**
**flies up**
**pins you down**
**french kisses you**

>>213045095
arabs are classified as white in north america

>>213045166
they're not white though

gotta do my duolingo sesh brb

Damn that nigga goku really bodied everybody

>>213044925
van halen is not metal they are 80's jock rock

>>213045166
They are changing this for the 2030 census
MENA will be its own separate category

>>213045172
In the United States of America middle easterners are classified as caucasian

>>213045190
I've heard that too. They might change it in the future as their own separate category

>>213045189
why don't you rock my cock

>>213045091
what the fuck is going on here

gonna kms soon

>>213045095
it’s probably very countable if you’re not a low iq brown

>>213045190
Does that include Turks and Iranians? Armenians, Azeris and Georgians? What about subcontinentals?

>>213045215
Its already been changed
Muslim/middle eastern groups have successfully lobbied to get it put in as a separate racial category in the upcoming census

>>213045166
what if belong to the semen race? where would i fit in?

>>213045230
Turks, azeris, and Iranians yes
Armenians no
Subcontinentals get classified as "asian"

>>213045241
this is true, but they're trying to get free government gibsmedats that they don't qualify for because they're classified as WHITE lmao fucked up world

>>213045217
Wagie was being questioned by a customer and sperged out

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753190224754143.webm

>>213045259
Also getting discriminated against in college admissions because they have to put white on applications

>>213045241
I don't think it's been changed yet. Still lobbying. Maybe in some random survey, but when it comes to state and government assistance like foodstamps, section 8, etc. they're still classified as white/caucasian.

>>213045263
"Police are investigating the matter"

I wonder what there is to do to "investigate"

>>213045304
Its already been confirmed for the 2030 census
Idk about all that other stuff

>>213045310
My pussy needs investigation

One reason serial sex killers fell off around the mid 1990s is that obesity exploded. The guy who wanted to kidnap, rape and murder - he looked around and said ‘what’s the point?’ He could just jerk off.

>>213045267
LOL what a quirky disability to have!

>>213045310
Probably whether or not that old lady made transphobic remarks or gave a transphobic look to the victim who worked at Starbucks and who was wrongfully terminated for standing up for proud transfolx everywhere by assaulting a random person nearby.

>>213045325
Theres been thousands of serial killers since then, the mainstream media just stopped covering it because there were so many

/cum/ got me bricked up rn fr...

The jacked latino fairy from the fairly odd parents is literally me

>>213045357
Jorgen Von Strangle?

>>213045325
"Serial Killers" were a product of 20th century mass media. The kind of people who would have been serial killers before just become spree shooters now. And that's due to the media environment of the internet.

>>213045369
i think he means juandicimo magnifico

Martha's daughter really had it going on back in the day

The creator of the Fairly Oddparents is based and hates jasonkin

Im trans. You guys better accept me or else.

>>213045414
Martha looks hotter now

I'm tryna hit that

>>213045430
you are a beautiful princess

>>213045430
Accept deez nuts.

>>213045430
I reject the notion of it

ive had sex with more than 60, very attractive white women and have only met one who i felt was worth building a relationship with

u ever just crooze

your mom is my one and only, no other whore has ever compared

>>213045477
I fucked her

>>213044227
Did you stop at the McDonald's for lunch? It's less than 3km away from the front gates.

The russo-ukraine war will be over by the end of this year
Zelenskkyyyy will flee to israel and some Ukrainian goy will be stuffed with the bill
Mental how they got so many of them to die for a jewish manlet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SepSJxHnNI
wtf did I just watch?!?!?
you guys need to chill out

>>213045474
booze cruuze?

>>213045474
>right hand at 11 o'clock, left hand out the window
ktim
too bad i do know what traffic is in my shitass city and it's why i don't crooze more often

>>213045508
A fellow man of culture, I see.

Is it true antidepressants make it impossible to lose weight?
t. stuck at 180

>>213045522
They make you fat and make your dick not work
I stopped taking mine

>>213045520
The American West is literally designed for the booze cruise

>>213045522
Just take ozempic and dick pills to cure the side effects of the antidepressants!

Got frustrated with Duolingo award

>>213045504
He won't go to Israel, he'll end up in the French Riviera or South Florida.

>>213045501
No but I did grab a snack at the local zabka

>take anti depressants so you're no longer sad
>get fat
>dick stops working
>get depressed because you're now a fat loser with a useless dick
>go to shrink
>they tell you it's because you're actually a woman trapped in a man's body
>take HRT for years and get expensive mutilating surgeries
>become even more depressed as society rejects you
>jump in front of a train
>firefighters get PTSD from having to clean up humans with a snow shovel every day
>get prescription for antidepressants
>and the cycle continues

well played Big Pharma. well played.

>>213044106 (OP)
The guy with a tow truck I flipped off idk how long ago stopped in front of my house (we could see each other through the window) but I ignored him

>>213044925
Ozzy is more metal than Van Halen

Im playing mass effect 2 and just saw this
wtf bioware!!!

>>213045522
I took venlafaxine for a year and I actually lost weight
my dick was working fine, but sometimes I was having trouble to cum, especially in my ex ass (since anal is literally shit and overrated)

>>213045596
Wait till you notice that one of the crew members on the Normandy has the last name Goldstein.

>>213045603
Can you cum in my ass?

>>213045615
are you a cute femboy?

>>213045474
Yes i like it so much i chose jobs that heavily involve it

>>213045562
Nice

>>213045617
uwu u know it big boy

>>213045613
The jews of mass effect are the quarians
Their home systems sun is called "tikkum"
The geth are the Palestinians

twink ahh sniper alien B

>>213044227
I think there might be a Holocaust going on at my local barber's place. He has a european accent and I've never once heard him pledge allegiance to Israel. And there's fucking hair EVERYWHERE BRO.

I'm sad

>>213045649
Yes it's quite obvious they were written as a stand in for Jews and obviously by Jews in how they're always the misunderstood victims of the rest of the galaxy.

Not even a single Mexican in this thread. You've all scared them away with your latinophobia.

>>213045670
We need an IRL genophage...

>>213045678
I know you ain’t laughing

>>213045656
The FINAL SOLUTION to bad hair days

>>213045675
Poopkraut

>>213045675
They are posting from American flags

I actually think onlyfans content is more morally sound than mainstream porn since the women in it are fully in control

>>213045710
Emperor Xi is coming for you...

>>213045710
you're right.
but like, it's not even a question. it's so obvious that you're right, i don't even know why you posted this.

The home of challenge pissing!

Evens I play force unleashed
Odds I play Killing floor

>>213045728
WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE

>>213045710
It has become a turn off for me to see that pink bluetooth vibrator stuck in every e-whore vagina.

>>213045724
I just wanted to talk about porn
Women sitting on eachothers faces
Women burying their faces into eachothers pussies and buttcheeks
Women sucking pussy lips and clits

>>213045724
he is wrong
most people prefer seeing women degraded horribly by large companies like tha japanese woman with the eels funneled up her ol snizzaroo

Every white woman will have a black baby growing in them
Timmy will raise the mullato bastards hehe

I’m a dog dad and you’re a loser

>>213045761
I'm a dog uncle

Bitch gave me roadhead while I was listening to the Joe Rogan podcast

You ever yell while peeing, not because it hurts but because the release of pressure makes you feel triumphant

>>213045777
I scream when peeing

you ever think about how many women you've met or see every day have onlyfans
it's mindboggling to me, i must have seen hundreds of ladies with onlyfans and i didn't even know it

>>213045710
Still owned by Jews like all porn companies and the money is used to fund the genocide of Palestinians.

>>213044106 (OP)
Most goofy world leader, Rip 2 my nigga Gaddafi.

I scream when I cream

When I cum it sounds like a firehose

'CAUSE SHE'S WATCHIN' WRESTLIN'
CREAMIN' OVER TOUGH GUYS
LISTENIN' TO RAP METAL TURN TABLES IN HER EYES
SHE LIKES 'EM WITH A MUSTACHE RACE TRACK SEASON PASS
DRIVIN' IN A TRANS-AM DOES A MULLET MAKE A MAN

Reading My Hero Academia

>>213044106 (OP)
>Stuck working part time only 17 an hour
>Have to ride shitty ebike to work
>Can't afford to date
>Can't afford to even eat out
>Can't afford anything other than gym

>>213045836
Do you dilate while doing that sista?

Reading the Bible

>>213045784
Pornography being ubiquitous and normalized in contemporary culture is a big factor, but this kind of thing is also normal when times get harder and people need find more ways of brining in money to help pay bills.
Chances are your great or great great grandma or whatever was selling her body during the great depression.

donated to my favorite streamer and she didnt read my message
feelsbad

Family visit over. Thankfully they didn't stay too long. I love them but it's just so stressful seeing them. My mom is really like frenetic almost nervous energy and she instantly started cleaning and organizing everything. Which is nice but also I have a cabinet filled with tons of drugs and she was getting closer by the second to opening it while trying to clean everything

Then my brother is just neglectful as hell and dysfunctional so my niece is just a endless ball of energy and having to balance between giving her enough attention and keep up with my mom is a source of unlimited unceasing stress from moment to moment.

I think it's funny how my niece immediately ran to get on my computer and was so excited to use it. I tried to teach her how they work since iPad generation so she doesn't really know how to use a keyboard or operate a desktop.

Honestly it pisses me off how subhuman my brother is as a father. She is really curious and intelligent but he does not engage with or interact with her at all. Just shoved in front of an iPad since before she was old enough to even talk. There's already gaps in her education at 3rd grade like difficulty spelling words. Shitty parents are the lowest trash

>>213045848
I am a man

Cicadas are out
https://voca.ro/1i0iugrymaIB
I’m gonna go on my incel walk now

>>213045867
Sounds like my cousin's completely glued to shitty tablets and dumb as a bag of rocks

Been silent farting instead of loud farting
This stinks

I only have 4300 dollars in savings and somehow I need to get enough for a car and cna classes so I can have stable job while I work towards either being a nurse or doctor

>>213045911
Sent ;)

Voce
Precisa aprender ingles

>>213045760
lol BBCposters always make me laugh, it's so deranged

>>213045856
They were moonshinners

Just cranked my hog to my favorite porn star

i was raped.

the guy from bowling for soup is so fucking fat now.

>>213045937
True, I was there.

What should I do if the guy with a tow truck who I flipped off confronts me about it?

>>213045937
*rapes you again*

laughed so hard tears were streaming down my face after finding out that sex shop in dutch is "sexwinkel" and finding a dutch twitter post about rabbi schmuley's "koosjer sexwinkel"

>>213045949
Take off all your clothes

>>213045937
True, I was the one that raped you

>>213045911
You can get a car for 4300 easy

>>213045949
It’s a joke

>>213045918
Honestly its fucked man everyone my age is leagues better than me. They all have stable jobs and can travel. I wish I was able to retarted my life 22 years wasted

>>213045944
Me too. Were you the guy who cut in before or after me?

>>213045960
Stop replying to him! He complains about the same shit for weeks.

Just found out I’m a genetic deadend. I did not know that

>>213045965
sybau

Why are polish Germans like this...

Not going to lie, the old medieval neighborhoods in Europe are really cool, and aesthetically pleasing even if they're all just tourist traps nowadays. It sucks we have to pony up for a long flight and vacation just to experience it.

me? i love replying to blogniggers
they're my best friends in this friendship simulator (i have no friends irl)

Thanks to the cum bros that wished me luck on the job, seems I did ok. Will know in the coming days.

Just found out I'm a gigantic bellend

>>213045975
Yes.

Serial toe sucker on the loose

>>213044106 (OP)
can name everyone in that pic

>>213046003
Im going to put a portrait of him in my office

>>213045898
It's child abuse if you ask me. Kids have so much natural creativity, imagination, and curiosity. And they learn extremely fast and basically are incredibly capable and quick witted, but if you don't direct that energy and engage with them it just goes to waste. It's actually tragic pushing them onto the digital opiate before they even got a chance. Also it's so stupid. They don't even need that level of constant stimulation to begin with. You can literally just show them how to tie a knot or basic home repair, how to do laundry or wash dishes, basic mathematical concepts or science or history or an instrument or a sport. Literally anything at all they will be interested and fully engaged. It takes so little to entertain them and also teaching them is good for both their AND your own brain since teaching is a great way to reinforce your own knowledge. Like it's arguably the most prosocial thing you can do, and it's also how we naturally fucking evolved. As far as ethics go, there are few activities you can engage in that are so low investment and high return and beneficial as just talking with kids and asking them questions and generally developing them. And yet my shithead brother does NOTHING. Like it actually blows my mind how low it is to not even do this for your own fucking offspring.

He just stares on his smartphone playing shitty gacha games and talking to people on discord 24/7. And has her watch minecraft youtubers and play roblox all day to keep her distracted so he doesn't have to be a father.

I don't think I can forgive him for committing such neglect. I certainly can't respect him at all.

>>213045710
All the accounts making money are run by agencies thoughbeit. Women always reject their own agency at the first opportunity

making cums with my penis : )

>>213046041
Who's the guy with the mustard-colored tie behind Gaddafi?

There is some value in studying Falangism, especially Jose Antonio and Ramiro Ledesma Ramos.

But the experience in Spain has practically nothing to teach 2025 Americans compared to the National Socialists.

Are we living in an agrarian catholic feudal nation that has just been conquered by Soviet backed Marxists or is the current American experience much more like the liberal capitalist Weimar Republic the Nazis overthrow?

I always stress that i am not a hitler worshipper or Nazi fetishist. We have to rediscover the intellectual world of the Third Reich because it's the only time a group of white people have ever overthrown a government like the one that rules us now.

>>213046054
>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Spherical_chicken
I think this is an example of the Mandalay Bay Effect

Pizza anon, are you here? I’m feeling good about tonight

>>213045784
Consider almost all of them are doing it for pennies. Only the tippity top make serious money off the site.

>>213046107
>>213046114
can i watch when you guys do it?

>>213046107
>>213046114

>>213045091
I felt this way while waging all the time. Not even exaggerating. You deal in "service" you have to deal with the most intolerable dregs of society imaginable, and all your superiors who don't have to deal with them will side with them and throw you under the bus

Don't care how unglamorous it is, I'll unload trucks or work on conveyor belts sweating my balls off my whole life rather than serve customers. I'm holding onto my soul.

>>213046107
im here and looking forward to pizza friday

>>213046069
amr moussa

>>213045911
>$4300
enjoy your new to you 2007 chevy cobalt. It even has a pre installed sonic sticker. Perfect for a fag like you

>>213046172
hahaha nice

Drumpf desperately trying to dig up dirt on Dems to make the Epstein shit go away

Hopefully it works just good enough that they all end up up hung from makeshift nooses (this post is a work of fiction and does not represent my actual views)

fuck indians

launching killing floor....

Is it just me or is it always the jeets who are low IQ street shitters, and their jeetas seem to be always relatively normal?

>>213046220
what class do u play

buds, im starting to worry trump is on the list...

Got a haircut yesterday. I’m liking it

>>213046212
i paid an indian femdom girl on twitter to send me her socks

>>213046242
New Fk VPN just dropped

>>213046155
i hope you fucking die before pizza friday

>>213046235
sharpshooter im a noob though i played for a bit in 2014 and dropped the game till now

>>213046091
It's the most similar yeah, but things also so radically different from that time period. Level of manipulation and control governments have over their people compared to then is like a state of the art fighter jet next to the Wright Brother's plane.
People in America are far more physically unhealthy, mentally ill, and addicted to substances.
The demographics are also abysmal, the population is aging, and fertility rate below replacement level.
The world is much more interconnected, the economy fully globalized.
The early 20th century was still a place of rapid technological advancement, industrialization, and rapidly growing population filled with bourgeoning youth, and all the restlessness and vital energy that entails.

>>213046235
Firebug

>>213046256
nice, sharpshooter in kf1 is kino
happy headshotting

>>213046254
i'm not the german

>>213046255
If I die now I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

>>213046263
never played it in kf1 but I played a lot in kf2
zed BBQ all day forever

>>213046225
Fob jeet women don't have much to say except for 1 star review bombs on various restaurant yelp pages.

>>213046293
faggot shit

>>213046272
thanks

>>213046293
Where da maple?

>>213045937
Spinny x Brazilian meetup didn't go well I see

>>213046293
Remember the old food pyramid it was something like 6-8 servings of grain

>>213046172
I mean why would spend all my money in a car that will fall apart

>>213046298
Honestly I'm good with the bottom level there

suck dick I ain't touchin pussy

>>213046290
Neat. I've never even played KF2

just got raped and gaped by hillbilly zeds

i tried playing kf2 when my computer was a little weaker and the game was sooo choppy

Uncle Sneed's Rape 'n' Gape is now open for business.

my constipation is back.

>>213045760
>y-yeah lets recccord a video to show other people
Thats so cucked, why would you even save that shit

give me a meme my mom would like

Tired of these skeeters

>>213046479
What even is that? A ramen noodle block? Either way that's really gross

>>213046489
I think it's a pringles chip.

>>213046498
New

in public small children instantly cry when they see my face

>>213046505
Are you a burn victim?
Deformed?

>>213046511
just extremely ugly

>>213046462
My mom loves Christmas and frogs so would like this. I don't know your mom tho

>>213046475
sent her this, no response yet
>>213046479
good one but a little too suggestive for me

>>213046462
send her this one, it'll remind her fondly of your younger years

>>213046521
good one
>>213046543
>younger years
bruh im not growing out of it

>>213046462
send her this

>>213046520
When I was in high school I played WoW with an uggo I went to school with. He played a belf female mage.

If I post my haircut would you promise not to call me a stupid gay faggot

>>213046760
no