>>2942549
>Play cricket sounds using your phone. He will reply thinking he is about to get laid
This actually did work. Unfortunately I think it might be inside my stairs somewhere. Or in the wall. It did definitely force the cricket to start replying but I just can't find it. My stairs are unfinished to the basement so it's like wood basically screwed together and there are gaps from whoever made it.

sigh

>>513810235
I miss that map like you wouldn't believe. Zoomers just wouldn't get it. When I first downloaded CS beta 1.0 the online didn't work properly so I would just run around in that map shooting the walls with the glock. Then Beta 2.0 came out and it resulted in an addiction lasting decades. Haven't played CS in like over 5 years now though

>Spent most of last weekend and the past two days grinding out all the challenges for the full game rewards
>Not sure I'm even going to buy it

Why did I do that?

>>513027531
>walk into any gas station
>just want some carbonated water unsweetened
>95% of the drinks have at least 30grams of sugar per serving
>look for a snack
>95% of snacks unhealthy filled with sugar, onions, fillers, carbs
>look for beef jerky
>even beef jerky has 15grams of sugar per serving
>apparently most people don't care about eating complete junk otherwise they would stop selling it
>mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SepSJxHnNI
wtf did I just watch?!?!?
you guys need to chill out

>>105915605
>old, above 25 yo

tfw turning 30 this year and still a single shut-in. i have a good career but that's all i have going for me