Mileena, empress of /cum/s outworld edition
>>213046498
>>213048315 (OP)First for leafs #1
>>213048368you lost sperg, get over it
This is the one
Thems the rules
whats the weirdest fetish you have
>>213048346come to the real thread boyos mods are gonna delete this one real soon
>>213048387Girls holding in their pee
>>213048387Hi, I'll answer your question in the real thread
The other one is going to be deleted dumbasses
I didn't like Mileena the first time and I don't like her now but this is once again the first thread.
>>213048387Cuddling with your sister after passionate sex.
>>213048401Why does this guy get a pass for spamming, in your eyes?
>>213048303We went to the same university in Germany. We finished and came back here a year ago because Germany as retarded.
>>213048387I don't have a fetish
>>213048409It's a gimmick, not spam
Why are you posting in this thread?
It's not original, it's some gay niche no one cares about, and it's been posted like 6 times
>>213048422post the gimmick in the thread itself, keep the editions pure
I remake this thread specially, deliberately, purposefully, and intentionally to upset autists
Mileena would want it
PS...After 2019 most listings are fakes by temps and HR making a list to scalp. Go where people are afraid of getting their hands dirty.
Just got dumped /cum/pies. Any words will help
>>213048434you are a faggot and will be destroyed like gnome poster
>>213048434Okay redpill me on Mileena, I'll join your side
Does she enjoy face sitting?
>>213048439In your dreams
>>213048440If she's the sitter? Yes
>>213048354Go bruins we are Boston Chads in this thread
>>213048438Did she give you a reason
>>213048438fuck them hoes
proverbs 31:3
Mileena Mileena Mileeeenaaaa
Me sucking on Mileena's pussy lips while this guy watches
Mileena bussy
Mileena grussy
>>213048387i haven't consumed porn in years
>>213048387Watching girls pee.
>Mileena bussy
oh, you're LGBT??
>>213048447she wants to be """free""" rn in life
>>213048452fuck them man
>>213048427Ok tell me why do you dislike this edition
Is it just the repetition?
>>213048315 (OP)Mileena is top tier but it's Shadowheart for me
I get to post my favorite furry artist now that you reposted this thread
>>213048479angry breakup music right here for you
https://youtu.be/K_8yRH2KPVo?list=RDK_8yRH2KPVo
>>213048484>Is it just the repetition?Yes that's literally it
>>213048387meaty pussy lips
>>213048498Next time I'll use a different image and phrasing
Is that enough compromise?
>>213048492certified hood classic
>>213048508Yes! I would appreciate that. It would calm my autism. Thank you
black lesbians don't exist
>>213048499you look like that?
>>213048513You're welcome, I don't want to cause too much distress (just a little distress)
>>213048470>From San fran Sorry but Boston Chads stay winning
>>213048519i once had a black lesbian boss
she was also fat
>>213048519oh yes they do
My le benis is benising again
>>213048537wtf is this supposed to prove? we have metro cards too
like a year ago now, a young chicano offered to introduce me to a single 18 year old girl cause he knew I was an incel. I turned it down and I regret it to this day
I was 21 when he offered
>>213048549plenty of time to make up for this mistake
Having cringe flashbacks again
Speaking of Chicanos, I loaned 100 dollars to another chicano, he said he would pay me back and never did. His uncle legit just recommended I beat him up lol
>>213048548You see the mtba is the goat Bart is for fags
>>213048573I keep them at bay by swearing
>>213048584does YOUR metro go deep underground under the bay?
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
>>213048621*I grab it* oh yeah it is
>>213048604No but the mtba has sovl and character name a subway system as iconic
>>213048627Grab it harder
>>213048635the nyc subway
destiny got btfoed by myron gaines
>>213048387Why would I want to watch people have sex, or do degrading practices to themselves? Porn is just gross.
niggas be like
"these boobs and poopas too spicy"
>>213048660who said anything about porn
>>213048689Lmao lil bro outed himself
help there are these strange big flies on my bed
I would kill for some beef jerky right now
jason congratulated them
https://x.com/robbysoave/status/1947397449389076828
>>213048715go to the local gas station or 7/11
i hear police sirens its over
I feel nothing
I am nothing
>>213048689Culturally they are connected at this point.
>>213048645New York is for fags
>>213048729Not allowed out this late at night
>>213048760are you that loser who asks his mom to buy him things all time time?
>>213048765I'm not a loser
>>213048752its a shithole but there are SOME nice aspects at least.
>>213048773Is that you shorty?! (I don't think you're a loser)
>>213048773so thats a yes
I like rap music but a lot of it really is just degenerate garbage
Do you guys know about the secret handshake?
>>213048775NYC is a shit hole in a enjoyable way NYC is best experienced high drunk or both
was gonna post my face on /soc/ but no good active rate me threads are up
https://youtu.be/G23iLGhh9lo?list=PLQEsC75v6gf5EAC0maRmn5WAFlOKDzoEq
Working on dismantling all of my parents supply chain back in cambodia. Iโm cutting all useful ties on my dad side jej.
a lot of women make their tits look bigger than they are on their social media photos
>>213048823I do the same with my bulge on social media
>>213048799Id get lost too easily. Even sober the subwasy system is still confusing as shit outside of manhattan or going uptown
>>213048823i try ti make my jaw look sharper so itโs tit for tat (haha)
sleeping too much is worse for your mental health than sleeping too little
>>213048873asinine post, the wording alone presumes too much.
R
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Spinster shit posting on chan and upbote posting on Reddit while sitting on my face
/mu/ should just be nuked at this point
Boss texted me at 10pm telling me my manager got arrested for beating his wife so Iโm gonna get his job
Hell yeah brothers $25k/year raise
>>213048836Last time I was in NYC which was Christmas I got drunk with a homeless Santa and a fat black man. We spent the whole day making fun of white women and laughing at nonsense in central park
>>213048925Please hire me in your place
Please, Iโll do anything *bats my eyes*
spinster shitting on my face
kanye
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>>213048925hell ya bruther
>>213048929Last time I was in NYC I was offered the yellowest coke Iโve ever seen from a random guy who came up to me
>>213048929love central park, I always spend a whole day there whenever I visit. My favorite is the deep wooded area..I think directly south of the lake
>>213048925remember to thank your manager's wife for being such a trooper
>>213048946Honestly I used to go as a kid because it wasn't far with Amtrak we spent the time getting drunk and also thinking it was funny to throw water balloons at people
>>213048936Do you have 4 years of experience in wetland delineation
I delineazed your mom's "wetlands"
>>213048946coke is brown though...
>>213048948My best memory was central park and doing lsd in NYC btw do not do LSD in NYC
>>213048960Iโm a fast learner, itโll be like Iโve been working there all my life
1. Reese's pieces
2. Peanut M&Ms
3. Snickers
>>213048981no brown is heroin retard
>>213048983I want to try LSD but I dont know how to get any
>>213048992order a pizza and ask the delivery man
>>213048987>no Crunch >no 100 grand>no baby ruth>no kitkat>no mnm minis>peanut Mnm's instead of peanut butterISHYGDDT
>>213048203How to do interviews when you're a sperg with low confidence in your appearance and social skills: Look up common interview questions online and prepare how to answer them. Every interview is the same now because hiring managers are looking up those same bullshit questions to know what to ask (you). They're reading online tutorial on how do interview to get helpful answers from applicants. Mirror image of your tutorial on what questions are commonly asked by hiring managers. Review this now and the morning before you go there for your appointment. Second, research some stuff about whatever the job you're applying for is. Learn some half ass factoids and bits of information so you have something to work with on more practical questions.
That's all. Business casual unless this is a corporate job. If corporate, wear a suit and tie. Don't bring an enormous water bottle and plonk that on the table. I once had a guy come in to interview and place a large gym-bro size water jug on my desk, and a coffee thermos, and his vape. This isn't a critical mistake but I already didn't like him much from there start there. I also did wind up hiring him because everyone he was qualified and everyone was much worse.
>>213048992git sum on the dark web at a place like 4chan
>>2130489871.) Reese's cups
2.) Twizzlers
3.) Peanut M&Ms
4.) Sour Cream & Onion Pringles
5.) Lindt 85% Mint chocolate
>>213049001how tf is a jeet gonna know where to get LSD
>>213048992When I was on acid on the subway I deadass thought I was in a space ship and I ran off the training screaming then I was running around pretending to be solid snake
>>213049013oh you live in one of THOSE places
Woe to those fathers who's sons face my might.
>>213048992shrooms are safer
>>213049002>no Crunchnever heard of it
>no 100 grandnever tried it
>no baby ruthnever heard of it
>no kitkatshit tier
>no mnm minisnot top 3 worthy
>peanut Mnm's instead of peanut butterI will concede, these niggas are based
>>213049012>correct>shit tier>correct>not a candy nigga>dont know this particular one but you reminded me of mint aeros. god that shit is good.
woe to you oh earth
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
LET HIM WHO HATH UNDERSTANDING RECKON THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
For it is of HUMAN nature
its number is six hundred and sixty six
>>213049095Sup t Hanks I won't make comments about your balls this time ok
>>213049092>never heard of itdo Canadians REALLY
Fellow incels of /cum/, if a cute girl offered to take your virginity, would you?
I am conflicted on this, personally I wouldn't want my first time to be a hand out. But it would probably give me the confidence boost to actually peruse women
>>213049092Mint chocolate is the patrician's choice, we are both men of class and status it seems.
>>213049110Those exist here or did at one point in the past. I'm not a candy man so I don't know what's available now. Baby ruth and hunnert grand are also available here.
>>213049118Why are you so boring man? Come on say something exciting
cut back on gooning a lot
went from about 2x5hours a day to 1x1hour
>>213049129what exactly do you want me to say?
>>213049118>>213049129don't listen to him I like you
>>213049138I'm still mad they are extinct
>>213049096I still remember how to play the opening riff of that song. Guitar is dust covered in my closet.
>>213049115>>213049115>But it would probably give me the confidence boost to actually peruse womenno it wouldn't because you'd rationalize it as a handout, as you're already doing in your post
>>213049141Congratulations anon, I hope you continue to make progress on it.
>>213049144It wouldn't be exciting if I told you
>>213049148>Guitar is dust coveredsame. shiet was thinking of picking it up again the other day but idk I hardly play it, like 2 weeks then forget bout it for 5 years
These guys + fuzzy peaches were my go-to candies as a kid. You could also get the candy root beer gummies sometimes, the general stores used to sell them individually for like 5-10 cents so you could get a decent amount of candy for $1-2.
minorities would just steal it all now so they can't do it anymore.
>>213049187did they have those big ol glass tubs full of candy and you'd shovel it all into a bag then go pay
I wouldn't be surprised if I personally have ruined /cum/ for more people here than anyone else, with maybe the exception of the witchcraft faggot
English speling reform NOW
Ive said this in /cum/ many times already, but every time I go shopping I get one of those big bags of sour gummy worms. They are truly my vice
>>213049207Yeah exactly, little tongs to grab each candy and paper bags to load up. There was always some cute girl working the cash and I pop a lil boner while she counted out the candy. So many memories...
>>213049232for me it's reeses peanut butter chocolate bars
I've been eating one a week for months
>>213049217don't even know who are you
>>213049217personally you fags endlessly going on about wamen is what annoys me the most
this is honestly a horrible general
yall are simply vulgar and uncultured frankly
>>213049265cant go wrong with anything reeses
>>213049268>>213049270I don't go on about women very much but I'm mean spirited and argumentative, especially during the daytime
>>213049265oh shit didn't know they had these, might have to try one
>>213049265back in high school, I'd always go to the gas station down the street from my bus stop and get arizonas and reeses fast breaks with my buddy
>>213049279haven't noticed
Pretty slow night doing deliveries tonight, but tuesdays always are around here. One delivery I ended up giving the guy a ride down the street to a picnic table. Said he moved out of his girlfriends house they didn't kick her out and has been camping out behind his work. Rough time but at least it's a good time of year for camping
>>213049272I'm conflicted on whether peanut butter + chocolate or mint + chocolate is the perfect pairing. It's possible this is the first and only true tie in history.
>>213049306GUBE ME THOSE COOKIES
OMNOMNOM
i played halo 1 and cant say i particularly enjoyed it
im on mission 9 of halo reach and it's fine...
story is some generic sci-fi shit
gameplay is just shoot a bunch til healthbar flashes red then hide somewhere and shoot some more
there's no deep puzzles to figure out or things to discover
it's an average game at best
why did people lose their shit over halo?
were they just all underage when they played it so they saw it as the best shit ever when they were a teenager and havent really touched it since then?
or did all anybody ever actually care about was the multiplayer?
>>213049306Truer words never spoken. Twizzler niggas BTFO.
>>213049306Going to try making some Reese's pieces muffins and some chocolate mint muffins.
>>213049270Iโm like 80% of the whining about women posts
>>213049359feel like lindt is a bit overrated desu
>>213049351Those mint Aeros are so good but hard to find in my area. I went to an asian mall in Toronto last year and found a shitload of Japanese Kit Kats though, crazy flavours like peach and green tea and even mint.
dubai chocolate reminds me of nasty fucking diarrhea
I don't know how anybody can even try it, it genuinely looks like the most disgusting thing I ever saw
i've got such a twisted little mind
>>213049395I take back what I said about kitkats. The green tea flavour was very good last time I tried it
This is on my hit list for xmas 2025, planning to travel several hours to procure it if necessary.
>>213049475you could just make it...
going to get an MRI in a hour guys, be back soon
I have puffy nipples. I thought it was gyno, but I had my doctor look at it and they said it wasn't. I guess God just hates me and gave me puffy nipples.
>>213049484homemade egg nog is abhorrent and haram, it never turns out well
I got this last christmas after seeing it an eggnog rating video on yt and it was bomb
I could count on one hand the amount of times I've been to a doctor
>>213049493do more push ups nigga
>>213049422it looks like chocolate with spinach filling.
>>213049422Curry actually looks like diarrhea but it's so delicious that I don't care
>>213049504I usually pick a day in the post-Christmas period and just spend it drinking an entire bottle like picrel, usually results in a nice long 12 hour sleep.
there must be a gene for curry (like the one that makes coriander or whatever taste like soap) cause for me it's just completely boring and not very good and it's never been good ever at any place i've tried it
>>213049501Add more milk. My girlfriend makes great eggnog
>>213049521if youre not getting drunk on nog watching schlocky christmas movies(and the good ones), are you REALLY living?
goddamn it now y'all got me wishing it was december
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PzetPqepXA&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD
>>213049507That doesn't help, I need to get lean. Building muscle just pushes the fat out, which is actually really good for you and one of the reasons training for hypertrophy is so healthy, but spot reduction like that is a myth.
i swiped right and we didnt match wtf :(
>>213049566u a beta male I guess
1 AM song
https://youtu.be/t7baNUvxvAw?list=RDt7baNUvxvAw
>>213049582tfw ill never replace my 20 year old ex petite blond gf
Today is my Friday
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1AnG04qnLqI
>>213049548push ups build muscle and help you get lean because its about endurance instead of just doing 10 sets of gay faggot cock
>>213049680nigga its tuesday
future's gonna be fun, also lol at this chick thinking this data means they went back to the democrats
>>213049693He off that Two Weeker Geeker
yoooooooooooooooo just realized my birthday's on a friday
>>213049704cardio and diet are the only things that will help you get lean, lifting weights burns a lot less calories than you probably think
>>213049731push ups are cardio
> lifting weights burns a lot less calories than you probably thinkno thats literally what I said in the post you're replying to you dumb faggot
>>213049712iโm unironically becoming kind of woke-r
>>213049707Yeah but Tuesday is my Friday due to my work schedule
>>213049712>CBS news pollah yes, the most reliable poll
nuke
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Just dropped a nuke in Fallout 76
>>213049760well I can't DO enough pushups for it to be cardio, have you considered THAT? fucking idiot thinks I'm strong
>>213049825Practice makes perfect anon
>>213049798ah yes great rebuttal
>>213049718Mine too, Aug 8
>>213049712Mindrottwd culture war faggot zombies cant help but post politics
>>213049870chuds are obsessed with culture wars
>>213049870>>213049883so why are you two mindrotted libshits talking about politics then?
alexa, remind me to buy more tortillas the next time I go shopping, otherwise I cant make quesadillas
More than any other reason to not like the left is just the fact at how often they shoot themselves in the foot and make themselves look like scummy underhanded vermin.
4 years of Biden's presidency and not 1 fucking peep about the epstein files. Literally absolutely nothing. First few months of Trump's presidency? Nothing. As soon as the Israel shit seems finished, the India/pakistan shit seems finished, the ONLY thing that matters, seemingly on every platform all at the same time, is the epstein files
It's so blatantly how they manipulate the most mentally feeble people in society and that's why I can never vote for them. That is how you actually end up at WW2 Germany.
>>213050005>epstein is a democrat conspiracy lmao
>>213049976You better not be Latinx.
the trump administration brought this upon themselves
great now redditleaf is sperging out about poolitics
AWWWW SHIT THE COFFEE IS KICKING IN, WE ROCKN DISCO HOUSE AT WORK ON THE NIGHTSHIFT
SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON IF YOU UP AF
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8fAD5-8Xf6s
>>213049693I work irregular shifts, had to be in at 8 AM yesterday and 5 AM today
tomorrow I go in at 1:30 PM
I've had 8 hours of sleep collectively the past two nights
I'm about to finally doze off right now though...
>>213050102bodied that chud
>>213050098That first song goes hard as fuck
>"Look, they are a danger to society and the world. We must take action before things get out of hand."
What did he mean by this?
why does seemingly all of 4chan have yellow fever
>0-slut
/cum/ is a strawberry general
>>213050195Forbidden fruit.
>>213050180I will never for the life of me understand how people can consider these things attractive. Especially the second one looks like something straight out of a nightmare
>>213050091Hi rj
Do you play Vidya
>>213050180>too big for either of themit's over
>>213050195It attracts weebs and weebs are all fetishists
>>213050180wonder what 6.5" is in commie measurements
>>213050209how is it forbidden?
Who's got the keys to the yard
>>213050235What do you play
gonna make tea, put on some joe rogan, and play picrel
>>213049883All you do is roll in to the thread and drop some politics bait out of the blue throughout the day. Sometimes a quarter of the thread is different 1 post bait attempts getting no (you)s. And it's all your side.
>>213050332wtf r u talking about nigga its my first post in this thread
>>213050195I went to highschool in vancouver. it left an impression.
Getting drunk with my friends to celebrate my former manager beating his wife
As far as I know sheโs alive and heโs pretty well off so sheโll get money too so I donโt feel bad
Hopefully he doesnโt come back and shoot the place up
>>213050361prove me wrong
Once saw a homeless guy begging outside a dispensary when I was high on MDMA so I bought him weed, a lighter, rolling
>>213050400papers, and Backwoods
>>213050384Shalom, my friend.
one man mind broke an entire general
buttpoo zazueta's been gone a long time bro
>>213050414Why arent you sleeping
>>213050452i live in india
Use this for the next thread.
Make another Mileena thread
>early
>No Edition
>No previous
Third worlders are no longer allowed to make threads. I'll make the new at the appropriate time
>>213050627previous is a thirdie addition to the gen though
>>213050643No it isn't and you're probably brown for @ing me
>>213050688With that many @s you might be black