Thread 213048315

Mileena, empress of /cum/s outworld edition
>>213046498

>>213048315 (OP)
First for leafs #1

>>213048346
>>213048346
>>213048346
real new

>>213048368
you lost sperg, get over it

This is the one
Thems the rules

whats the weirdest fetish you have

>>213048346
come to the real thread boyos mods are gonna delete this one real soon

>>213048387
Girls holding in their pee

>>213048387
Hi, I'll answer your question in the real thread

The other one is going to be deleted dumbasses

>>213048387
gokkun

I didn't like Mileena the first time and I don't like her now but this is once again the first thread.

>>213048387
Cuddling with your sister after passionate sex.

>>213048401
Why does this guy get a pass for spamming, in your eyes?

>>213048405
Andy...

>>213048303
We went to the same university in Germany. We finished and came back here a year ago because Germany as retarded.

>>213048387
I don't have a fetish

>>213048409
It's a gimmick, not spam

Why are you posting in this thread?
It's not original, it's some gay niche no one cares about, and it's been posted like 6 times
>>213048422
post the gimmick in the thread itself, keep the editions pure

I remake this thread specially, deliberately, purposefully, and intentionally to upset autists

Mileena would want it

PS...After 2019 most listings are fakes by temps and HR making a list to scalp. Go where people are afraid of getting their hands dirty.

Just got dumped /cum/pies. Any words will help

>>213048434
you are a faggot and will be destroyed like gnome poster

>>213048434
Okay redpill me on Mileena, I'll join your side
Does she enjoy face sitting?

>>213048439
In your dreams
>>213048440
If she's the sitter? Yes

>>213048354
Go bruins we are Boston Chads in this thread

>>213048438
Did she give you a reason

>>213048438
fuck them hoes
proverbs 31:3

Mileena Mileena Mileeeenaaaa
Me sucking on Mileena's pussy lips while this guy watches
Mileena bussy
Mileena grussy

>>213048387
i haven't consumed porn in years

>>213048387
Watching girls pee.

>Mileena bussy
oh, you're LGBT??

AT&T > fenway

>>213048447
she wants to be """free""" rn in life

>>213048452
fuck them man

>>213048427
Ok tell me why do you dislike this edition
Is it just the repetition?

>>213048315 (OP)
Mileena is top tier but it's Shadowheart for me

I get to post my favorite furry artist now that you reposted this thread

>>213048479
angry breakup music right here for you
https://youtu.be/K_8yRH2KPVo?list=RDK_8yRH2KPVo

>>213048484
>Is it just the repetition?
Yes that's literally it

>>213048387
meaty pussy lips

>>213048498
Next time I'll use a different image and phrasing
Is that enough compromise?

>>213048492
certified hood classic

>>213048508
Yes! I would appreciate that. It would calm my autism. Thank you

black lesbians don't exist

>>213048499
you look like that?

>>213048513
You're welcome, I don't want to cause too much distress (just a little distress)

>>213048470
>From San fran
Sorry but Boston Chads stay winning

>>213048519
i once had a black lesbian boss
she was also fat

>>213048519
oh yes they do

My le benis is benising again

>>213048537
wtf is this supposed to prove? we have metro cards too

like a year ago now, a young chicano offered to introduce me to a single 18 year old girl cause he knew I was an incel. I turned it down and I regret it to this day
I was 21 when he offered

>>213048549
plenty of time to make up for this mistake

>>213048331
who?

Having cringe flashbacks again

Speaking of Chicanos, I loaned 100 dollars to another chicano, he said he would pay me back and never did. His uncle legit just recommended I beat him up lol

>>213048548
You see the mtba is the goat Bart is for fags

>>213048573
I keep them at bay by swearing

>>213048584
does YOUR metro go deep underground under the bay?

everybody STFU, Im watching anime

It's hard

>>213048621
*I grab it* oh yeah it is

>>213048604
No but the mtba has sovl and character name a subway system as iconic

>>213048627
Grab it harder

>>213048635
the nyc subway

>>213048636
*Rips it off*

destiny got btfoed by myron gaines

>>213048648
*Cums*

>>213048387
Why would I want to watch people have sex, or do degrading practices to themselves? Porn is just gross.

niggas be like
"these boobs and poopas too spicy"

>>213048660
who said anything about porn

>>213048689
Lmao lil bro outed himself

help there are these strange big flies on my bed

>>213048698
eat them

I would kill for some beef jerky right now

jason congratulated them
https://x.com/robbysoave/status/1947397449389076828

>>213048715
go to the local gas station or 7/11

i hear police sirens its over

I feel nothing
I am nothing

>>213048689
Culturally they are connected at this point.

>>213048645
New York is for fags

>>213048729
Not allowed out this late at night

>>213048760
are you that loser who asks his mom to buy him things all time time?

>>213048765
I'm not a loser

>>213048752
its a shithole but there are SOME nice aspects at least.

>>213048773
Is that you shorty?! (I don't think you're a loser)

shawty go low low low

>>213048773
so thats a yes

I like rap music but a lot of it really is just degenerate garbage

Do you guys know about the secret handshake?

>>213048775
NYC is a shit hole in a enjoyable way NYC is best experienced high drunk or both

was gonna post my face on /soc/ but no good active rate me threads are up

Working on dismantling all of my parents supply chain back in cambodia. I’m cutting all useful ties on my dad side jej.

a lot of women make their tits look bigger than they are on their social media photos

>>213048823
I do the same with my bulge on social media

>>213048799
Id get lost too easily. Even sober the subwasy system is still confusing as shit outside of manhattan or going uptown

>>213048805
iktf

>>213048823
i try ti make my jaw look sharper so it’s tit for tat (haha)

sleeping too much is worse for your mental health than sleeping too little

>>213048873
asinine post, the wording alone presumes too much.

awake for 20 hours award

Spinster shit posting on chan and upbote posting on Reddit while sitting on my face

/mu/ should just be nuked at this point

Boss texted me at 10pm telling me my manager got arrested for beating his wife so I’m gonna get his job
Hell yeah brothers $25k/year raise

>>213048836
Last time I was in NYC which was Christmas I got drunk with a homeless Santa and a fat black man. We spent the whole day making fun of white women and laughing at nonsense in central park

>>213048925
Please hire me in your place
Please, I’ll do anything *bats my eyes*

spinster shitting on my face

>>213048925
hell ya bruther

>>213048929
Last time I was in NYC I was offered the yellowest coke I’ve ever seen from a random guy who came up to me

>>213048929
love central park, I always spend a whole day there whenever I visit. My favorite is the deep wooded area..I think directly south of the lake

>>213048925
big

>>213048925
remember to thank your manager's wife for being such a trooper

>>213048946
Honestly I used to go as a kid because it wasn't far with Amtrak we spent the time getting drunk and also thinking it was funny to throw water balloons at people

>>213048936
Do you have 4 years of experience in wetland delineation

just fucked spinster

I delineazed your mom's "wetlands"

>>213048946
coke is brown though...

>>213048948
My best memory was central park and doing lsd in NYC btw do not do LSD in NYC

>>213048960
I’m a fast learner, it’ll be like I’ve been working there all my life

1. Reese's pieces
2. Peanut M&Ms
3. Snickers

>>213048981
no brown is heroin retard

>>213048983
I want to try LSD but I dont know how to get any

>>213048992
order a pizza and ask the delivery man

>>213048987
>no Crunch
>no 100 grand
>no baby ruth
>no kitkat
>no mnm minis
>peanut Mnm's instead of peanut butter
ISHYGDDT

>>213048203
How to do interviews when you're a sperg with low confidence in your appearance and social skills: Look up common interview questions online and prepare how to answer them. Every interview is the same now because hiring managers are looking up those same bullshit questions to know what to ask (you). They're reading online tutorial on how do interview to get helpful answers from applicants. Mirror image of your tutorial on what questions are commonly asked by hiring managers. Review this now and the morning before you go there for your appointment. Second, research some stuff about whatever the job you're applying for is. Learn some half ass factoids and bits of information so you have something to work with on more practical questions.

That's all. Business casual unless this is a corporate job. If corporate, wear a suit and tie. Don't bring an enormous water bottle and plonk that on the table. I once had a guy come in to interview and place a large gym-bro size water jug on my desk, and a coffee thermos, and his vape. This isn't a critical mistake but I already didn't like him much from there start there. I also did wind up hiring him because everyone he was qualified and everyone was much worse.

>>213048992
git sum on the dark web at a place like 4chan

>>213048987
1.) Reese's cups
2.) Twizzlers
3.) Peanut M&Ms
4.) Sour Cream & Onion Pringles
5.) Lindt 85% Mint chocolate

>>213049001
how tf is a jeet gonna know where to get LSD

>>213048992
When I was on acid on the subway I deadass thought I was in a space ship and I ran off the training screaming then I was running around pretending to be solid snake

>>213049013
oh you live in one of THOSE places

Woe to those fathers who's sons face my might.

>>213049003
Hi yasuna!

>>213048992
shrooms are safer

I'm a sensitive soul

>>213049002
>no Crunch
never heard of it
>no 100 grand
never tried it
>no baby ruth
never heard of it
>no kitkat
shit tier
>no mnm minis
not top 3 worthy
>peanut Mnm's instead of peanut butter
I will concede, these niggas are based

>>213049012
>correct
>shit tier
>correct
>not a candy nigga
>dont know this particular one but you reminded me of mint aeros. god that shit is good.

drinking milk

woe to you oh earth
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
LET HIM WHO HATH UNDERSTANDING RECKON THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
For it is of HUMAN nature
its number is six hundred and sixty six

>>213049095
Sup t Hanks I won't make comments about your balls this time ok

>>213049092
>never heard of it
do Canadians REALLY

Fellow incels of /cum/, if a cute girl offered to take your virginity, would you?
I am conflicted on this, personally I wouldn't want my first time to be a hand out. But it would probably give me the confidence boost to actually peruse women

>>213049105
okay

>>213049092
Mint chocolate is the patrician's choice, we are both men of class and status it seems.

>>213049110
Those exist here or did at one point in the past. I'm not a candy man so I don't know what's available now. Baby ruth and hunnert grand are also available here.

>>213049118
Why are you so boring man? Come on say something exciting

For me? It’s Red Vine.

cowboy game

cut back on gooning a lot
went from about 2x5hours a day to 1x1hour

>>213049129
what exactly do you want me to say?

>>213049118
>>213049129
don't listen to him I like you

>>213049138
I'm still mad they are extinct

>>213049096
I still remember how to play the opening riff of that song. Guitar is dust covered in my closet.

>>213049115
>>213049115
>But it would probably give me the confidence boost to actually peruse women
no it wouldn't because you'd rationalize it as a handout, as you're already doing in your post

>>213049141
Congratulations anon, I hope you continue to make progress on it.
>>213049144
It wouldn't be exciting if I told you

>>213049148
>Guitar is dust covered
same. shiet was thinking of picking it up again the other day but idk I hardly play it, like 2 weeks then forget bout it for 5 years

Muh dick is wigglin lol

These guys + fuzzy peaches were my go-to candies as a kid. You could also get the candy root beer gummies sometimes, the general stores used to sell them individually for like 5-10 cents so you could get a decent amount of candy for $1-2.

minorities would just steal it all now so they can't do it anymore.

>>213049187
did they have those big ol glass tubs full of candy and you'd shovel it all into a bag then go pay

I wouldn't be surprised if I personally have ruined /cum/ for more people here than anyone else, with maybe the exception of the witchcraft faggot

English speling reform NOW

Ive said this in /cum/ many times already, but every time I go shopping I get one of those big bags of sour gummy worms. They are truly my vice

I grew up mormon.

>>213049232
based

>>213049207
Yeah exactly, little tongs to grab each candy and paper bags to load up. There was always some cute girl working the cash and I pop a lil boner while she counted out the candy. So many memories...

>>213049232
for me it's reeses peanut butter chocolate bars
I've been eating one a week for months

>>213049217
don't even know who are you

>>213049217
personally you fags endlessly going on about wamen is what annoys me the most
this is honestly a horrible general
yall are simply vulgar and uncultured frankly

>>213049265
cant go wrong with anything reeses

>>213049268
>>213049270
I don't go on about women very much but I'm mean spirited and argumentative, especially during the daytime

>>213049265
oh shit didn't know they had these, might have to try one

>>213049265
back in high school, I'd always go to the gas station down the street from my bus stop and get arizonas and reeses fast breaks with my buddy

Might eat some oenis

>>213049279
haven't noticed

Pretty slow night doing deliveries tonight, but tuesdays always are around here. One delivery I ended up giving the guy a ride down the street to a picnic table. Said he moved out of his girlfriends house they didn't kick her out and has been camping out behind his work. Rough time but at least it's a good time of year for camping

>>213049272
I'm conflicted on whether peanut butter + chocolate or mint + chocolate is the perfect pairing. It's possible this is the first and only true tie in history.

>>213049306
GUBE ME THOSE COOKIES
OMNOMNOM

cookie monster ass nigga

i played halo 1 and cant say i particularly enjoyed it
im on mission 9 of halo reach and it's fine...
story is some generic sci-fi shit
gameplay is just shoot a bunch til healthbar flashes red then hide somewhere and shoot some more
there's no deep puzzles to figure out or things to discover
it's an average game at best
why did people lose their shit over halo?
were they just all underage when they played it so they saw it as the best shit ever when they were a teenager and havent really touched it since then?
or did all anybody ever actually care about was the multiplayer?

>>213049306
Truer words never spoken. Twizzler niggas BTFO.

>>213049306
Going to try making some Reese's pieces muffins and some chocolate mint muffins.

>>213049270
I’m like 80% of the whining about women posts

>>213049359
feel like lindt is a bit overrated desu

>>213049351
Those mint Aeros are so good but hard to find in my area. I went to an asian mall in Toronto last year and found a shitload of Japanese Kit Kats though, crazy flavours like peach and green tea and even mint.

dubai chocolate reminds me of nasty fucking diarrhea
I don't know how anybody can even try it, it genuinely looks like the most disgusting thing I ever saw

i've got such a twisted little mind

>>213049395
I take back what I said about kitkats. The green tea flavour was very good last time I tried it

This is on my hit list for xmas 2025, planning to travel several hours to procure it if necessary.

>>213049475
you could just make it...

going to get an MRI in a hour guys, be back soon

I have puffy nipples. I thought it was gyno, but I had my doctor look at it and they said it wasn't. I guess God just hates me and gave me puffy nipples.

>>213049484
homemade egg nog is abhorrent and haram, it never turns out well

I got this last christmas after seeing it an eggnog rating video on yt and it was bomb

I could count on one hand the amount of times I've been to a doctor

>>213049493
do more push ups nigga

>>213049422
it looks like chocolate with spinach filling.

>>213049422
Curry actually looks like diarrhea but it's so delicious that I don't care

>>213049504
I usually pick a day in the post-Christmas period and just spend it drinking an entire bottle like picrel, usually results in a nice long 12 hour sleep.

there must be a gene for curry (like the one that makes coriander or whatever taste like soap) cause for me it's just completely boring and not very good and it's never been good ever at any place i've tried it

>>213049501
Add more milk. My girlfriend makes great eggnog

>>213049521
if youre not getting drunk on nog watching schlocky christmas movies(and the good ones), are you REALLY living?

goddamn it now y'all got me wishing it was december

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PzetPqepXA&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

buncha noggers

>>213049507
That doesn't help, I need to get lean. Building muscle just pushes the fat out, which is actually really good for you and one of the reasons training for hypertrophy is so healthy, but spot reduction like that is a myth.

i swiped right and we didnt match wtf :(

bedtime cumbos gn

>>213049566
u a beta male I guess

>>213049576
night bud

1 AM song
https://youtu.be/t7baNUvxvAw?list=RDt7baNUvxvAw

>>213049582
tfw ill never replace my 20 year old ex petite blond gf

Today is my Friday

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1AnG04qnLqI

awake for 21 hours award

>>213048902
>>213049683
why?

>>213049693
He's on speed

>>213049548
push ups build muscle and help you get lean because its about endurance instead of just doing 10 sets of gay faggot cock

>>213049680
nigga its tuesday

future's gonna be fun, also lol at this chick thinking this data means they went back to the democrats

>>213049693
He off that Two Weeker Geeker

yoooooooooooooooo just realized my birthday's on a friday

>>213049704
cardio and diet are the only things that will help you get lean, lifting weights burns a lot less calories than you probably think

hunter biden 2028

>>213049731
push ups are cardio
> lifting weights burns a lot less calories than you probably think
no thats literally what I said in the post you're replying to you dumb faggot

>>213049712
i’m unironically becoming kind of woke-r

>>213049707
Yeah but Tuesday is my Friday due to my work schedule

>>213049712
>CBS news poll
ah yes, the most reliable poll

Just dropped a nuke in Fallout 76

>>213049760
well I can't DO enough pushups for it to be cardio, have you considered THAT? fucking idiot thinks I'm strong

hunter's cock

>>213049825
Practice makes perfect anon

>>213049798
ah yes great rebuttal

>>213049786
night night

>>213049718
Mine too, Aug 8

>>213049712
Mindrottwd culture war faggot zombies cant help but post politics

>>213049870
chuds are obsessed with culture wars

I don't like either side

>>213049870
>>213049883
so why are you two mindrotted libshits talking about politics then?

alexa, remind me to buy more tortillas the next time I go shopping, otherwise I cant make quesadillas

More than any other reason to not like the left is just the fact at how often they shoot themselves in the foot and make themselves look like scummy underhanded vermin.
4 years of Biden's presidency and not 1 fucking peep about the epstein files. Literally absolutely nothing. First few months of Trump's presidency? Nothing. As soon as the Israel shit seems finished, the India/pakistan shit seems finished, the ONLY thing that matters, seemingly on every platform all at the same time, is the epstein files

It's so blatantly how they manipulate the most mentally feeble people in society and that's why I can never vote for them. That is how you actually end up at WW2 Germany.

>>213050005
>epstein is a democrat conspiracy
lmao

>>213049976
You better not be Latinx.

the trump administration brought this upon themselves

fuck politicians

great now redditleaf is sperging out about poolitics

>>213050040
Im huwhite

chud seething

AWWWW SHIT THE COFFEE IS KICKING IN, WE ROCKN DISCO HOUSE AT WORK ON THE NIGHTSHIFT
SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON IF YOU UP AF

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8fAD5-8Xf6s

>>213049693
I work irregular shifts, had to be in at 8 AM yesterday and 5 AM today
tomorrow I go in at 1:30 PM
I've had 8 hours of sleep collectively the past two nights
I'm about to finally doze off right now though...

slurping ramen

>>213050102
bodied that chud

>>213050120
>>213050098
the duality of /cum/

>>213050098
That first song goes hard as fuck

>"Look, they are a danger to society and the world. We must take action before things get out of hand."
What did he mean by this?

why does seemingly all of 4chan have yellow fever

>0-slut
/cum/ is a strawberry general

>>213050195
Forbidden fruit.

>>213050180
I will never for the life of me understand how people can consider these things attractive. Especially the second one looks like something straight out of a nightmare

>>213050091
Hi rj
Do you play Vidya

>>213050180
>too big for either of them
it's over

>>213050210
t. 3cm

>>213050213
of course

>>213050195
It attracts weebs and weebs are all fetishists

>>213050180
wonder what 6.5" is in commie measurements

>>213050209
how is it forbidden?

Who's got the keys to the yard

>>213050235
What do you play

gonna make tea, put on some joe rogan, and play picrel

bedtime

>>213050282
shit

>>213049883
All you do is roll in to the thread and drop some politics bait out of the blue throughout the day. Sometimes a quarter of the thread is different 1 post bait attempts getting no (you)s. And it's all your side.

>>213050332
wtf r u talking about nigga its my first post in this thread

>>213050357
obvious lie

>>213050195
I went to highschool in vancouver. it left an impression.

i believe in God

Getting drunk with my friends to celebrate my former manager beating his wife
As far as I know she’s alive and he’s pretty well off so she’ll get money too so I don’t feel bad
Hopefully he doesn’t come back and shoot the place up

>>213050361
prove me wrong

Once saw a homeless guy begging outside a dispensary when I was high on MDMA so I bought him weed, a lighter, rolling >>213050400
papers, and Backwoods

>>213050384
Shalom, my friend.

one man mind broke an entire general

buttpoo zazueta's been gone a long time bro

>>213050414
Why arent you sleeping

>>213050452
i live in india

Use this for the next thread.

goodnight

Make another Mileena thread

>early
>No Edition
>No previous

Third worlders are no longer allowed to make threads. I'll make the new at the appropriate time

>>213050627
previous is a thirdie addition to the gen though

>>213050643
No it isn't and you're probably brown for @ing me

>>213050679
>>213050679
>>213050679
>>213050679

>>213050688
With that many @s you might be black

One more

NEW

>>213050754
>>213050754
>>213050754