Wahoo edition

Rape the unemployed.

facesitting is illegal in the uk. wikipedia is illegal in the uk. sex will be outlawed in the next 10 years for native brits.

Sir Latvian Army

>>213061760
posting from the electroplating factory are we?

Might move to China.

women should walk around topless it should be a normal thing they do just like men

i heard the UK goverment will ban bongs from 4chan in just 7 days.
So goodbye for all eternity and never come back...

>>213061777
is that near the cbd or something?

>>213061747 (OP)
giwtwm

what does g in g string stand for?

>>213061813
nope

>>213061831
gooch

>>213061815
2 days. We get banned on Friday German Spamanon.

>>213061815
goodbye my friend

32 hours until /brit/ dies forever.

32 hours until you need to submit your passport to Pornhub to have a wank.

Sign this petition to stop /brit/ being banned:
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903

porn no longer arouses me
i need something more

So…which country are you all planning on leaving to?

Tbh I can't wait til I'm the only one left in /Brit/

>>213061886
For me, it's Switzerland.

parentbergs are off for more vaccinations. mental

A /brit/ task force has been formed to deal with the issue.

Negotiations with the government are ongoing.

>>213061886
my real life awaits me in Albania

tried to hang myself the other night lads

>>213061867
This petition needed to happen 4 years ago.

Instead, you all moaned that the Online Safety Bill was a "nothingburger" that "wouldn't change anything".

>>213061815
they won't silence us!

>>213061909
it must be grim as fuck to live in the uk today

looking at IMG_4292 on desuarchive paints the story of a very sad and pathetic individual

>>213061914
roke in denial about dad getting weaker and less robust

Still here?
IN spite of Ofcom's decree?

>>213061886
Might go somewhere exotic.

>>213061867
>goes to debate
>they all just say "na, let's not repeal it"
>carry on as they are with the proles under their heel sell their souls for scraps of digital pussy while the elites epstein it up

I know a guy

>>213061931
not in denial. the vaccinations did it

>>213061930
leave him alone

>porn no longer arouses me
>i need something more

>>213061886
poland. going to take some toilet scrubbing courses

>>213061930
Elaborate

A ham and cheese toastie made just for you by someone who loves you is infinitely better than anything the greatest chefs in the world could produce.

laughed my arse off at this circa 2012

>>213061948
roke seeing the effects of aging for the first time up close and lashing out in a predictable yet tragic way

>>213061942
At least we can say we tried

i still sit down after work to have a little snack the way my gran prepared for me after school

>>213061966
why are there so many brazilians in ireland?????????????

>>213061969
still remember reading richard dawkins' books. maybe that's why i'm an incel

>>213061966
birthday caird pish

gie us a cuddle with Jack

>>213061980
>"can you not?"
>"pretty please?"
that is not "trying". anglos are an inherently subservient people.

Love isn't real
Only hard brutal fucking and/or childlike dependency on another

>>213061972
my dad was fine in 2020 there was nothing wrong with him

Covid was the testing ground for populace compliance. Now they realise they can do anything because the people are sheep

>>213061747 (OP)
Beautiful fish

>>213061985
We have a joke of an immigration policy to benefit a few rich people.

>>213061989
i liked the selfish gene

>>213061999
hate this cunt and how rude he was to slaney when he was a guest on open goal

>>213061969
I used to watch every single Amazing Atheist video up until the scandal where he got caught sticking bananas up his arse, and then it started to feel a little weird so I stopped.

>>213062022
>a few rich people
i thought the brazilians that were going to ireland were all dirt-poor and brown? why are they going to ireland of all places? thank you

George Harrison was a bit greedy. Always having a whinge about paying tax.

I can't wait to be part of an underground anarchist militia dressed in rags and living in shipping containers as the planet collapses from global warming and the starmer-kemi-farage fascist zionist dictatorship strips out rights to food and electricity

>>213062014
this is just how brits queue at the hot water tap for their tea in toil

Looking at post of this “Anonymous” fella in the archives.
He’s not right in the head that lad.

35 year old virgin freak logging in

>>213062047
and put his micropenis in hot oil i believe

>>213062048
Yes but they work jobs and give what little money they earn to their landlord for the right to live in a bunkbed in a room with 15 other Brazillians.

He... he's.. more machine than man!

The unvaccinated deserve badges of honour. They had iron will through it all. They bowed to no one. They were pressured by every single aspect of society. Government. Media. Celebrities. Their own families. Their closest loved ones. Yet, through all of that they maintained their integrity. These men are the true noble warriors fighting against uncaring mega corporations. Now the truth has come out, the unvaccinated are wholeheartedly VINDICATED.

spaino replying to my posts hoping to chat lmfao

might kill myself so i dont need to experience the loss of parentbergs

I bleed cum

if it cums, we can goon it

>>213061747 (OP)
Yippee

You can just feel the tension in the UK. Feels like it's going to kick off any second.

>>213062127
will you at least inherit their house? i won't get anything cause we're poor

where are we off in 2 days then?

>>213062103
basado. covid posting was so comfy. in 30 years a reactionary will campaign on bring 2020 back again yearning for lockdown and free money

>>213061678
>female criminal does crime, ropes boyfriend into plot
>clearly states this
>that criminal and his slag gf…
???

>>213062147
where did you get a drawing of me

>>213062153
ye my share probably about 80,000

on second thoughts might actually kill them

what if your parents are in debt and they die then you have their debt
not really fair is it

>>213062178
um

>>213062181
its very fair

>>213062181
Just don't pay it

>>213062181
the debt disappears if you don't claim the inheritance

>>213062181
You can just ignore it

>>213062156
>>>/m/umsnet

Ok, that's all the time I've got. Now, I've got to get back to playing Donkey Kong Bananza on my Nintendo Switch 2.

there's a man at my work with the surname Buck and every time i see him i think of that bit from kill bill

looking forward to the porn ban
will start having sex with the wife again

anyone here born in Blythe but made in the Royal Navy?

from a small town but turned it around?

turned him, into HIM?

>>213062217
my names buck and i like to fuuuuuck

I for one will be fighting against the fascists and liberals in the upcoming civil war
There will be no cyberpunk corpo dystopia on my watch

they should ban wasting your life and becoming a weird irredeemable freak

>>213062238
Too late

surely these migrant hotel owners who agree to house them must know its suicide for their business once this... is all over

>>213062238
I will be lining my pockets.

>>213062164
Saays theyre a gang actually incel

leftypol doing everything in his power to censor the internet and forcibly ID anyone who wants to use it in order to criminalise anything that goes against Labour's political views

rorke using a VPN to get access to 4chan and printing out /brit/ into a small magazine that he stashes in the bushes in the park for /brit/posters to find and engage with in order to preserve freedom of speech

I usually skip the stuff with Buck in the hospital on Kill Bill rewatches, it's too slow and boring.

>>213062217
never watched kill bill. it was just out my age range. is it trash? it never gets talked about with tarantino's artful work

>tarantino's artful work

>>213062263
People will forget

>>213062301
it's probably his best work.

>>213062263
>once this... is all over
They'll just keep busing them in

>>213062294
the kill bill movies were good but they had too much torture for me to bother rewatching just seemed needlessly cruel and unenojyable to watch

>>213062263
it will never be over. this is the new normal

>>213062301
no i thought it was quite good

>Kill Bill rewatches

David Cronemberg

Ah-rah, dee
Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee
Goo-guh fliggoo giggoo, guh fliggoo, giggoo-buh-dee
Ooh, guh-goo-bee, ooh-guh-guh-bee-guh-guh-bee
Fliggoo giggoo, a-fliguh woo-wa

keep the fuckers in hotels. they will never leave the country. everyone is keen to close them down but then where will they go? in to housing?

do you believe in jesus?
are you ready to testify?

why does keir starmer hate the british people so much?

>>213062379
Please give them housing

>>213062379
camps

>>213062370
Crimes of the Future was mid

>>213062379
literally stop giving them money and they'll fuck off by themselves

reckon ill be getting £100k-150k out of dadstein, maybe more, but it wont be straight forward.
hopefully £100k from mumberg
if i can get £250k from them that would be best case probably
but its still going to be 20 years away i reckon, they are only in their mid 60s and quite healthy

>>213062379
>keep the fuckers in hotels.
mad how you guys actually house them in hotels of all places. best we can do in the US is a tent from an (((NGO)))

yeah yeah but how about the leaky pg tips?

zoomers havent seen kill bill nor have they heard the daft punk album discovery
mental

>>213062396
he is jewish

>>213062389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3_L-6Lt-FE

>>213062422
both massively overhyped
Discovery was good thoughever. Still overhyped.

you nibbas realise they're deported after their papers are processed?

the UK along with every other country in the world HAS to keep migrants housed and fed under NATO law

>>213062379
deport the lot and give their home countries the bill

>>213062422
neither have people with taste of any generation

>>213062379
just remove them from the country entirely and all the problems go away.

large shipments of labubus pictured arriving at the Britannia hotel

>>213062422
why do you sit in your room and invent nonsense to be mad about

Mental how 90% of people on spotify be listening to pop and hip hop artists with 600,000,000 followers and 100,000,000,000 plays on each song
Meanwhile I listen to underground 80s Electro-Industrial projects with 1000 followers and 8,000 plays

dadberg gave us all 50k when we move out for rent, im the only incel that hasnt moved out yet considering just asking for it so i can invest it

>>213062422
and you haven't seen whatever your boomer parents liked
almost as if history is a thing and time passes

>>213062454
>every other country in the world
>under NATO law

>>213062422
top 5 album all time imo

>>213062474
i'm not mad
just find it bizarre really, makes me feel old

>>213062479
screaming. your dad hates you all so much he paying 50k for you to leave hahaha

>large shipments of labubus pictured arriving at the Britannia hotel

>>213062422
kill bill wasnt very good, his 90s stuff was better
discovery was pretty cool in the mid 2000s taking drugs and predrinking before a night out

>>213062479
why don't you move out then if money isn't an issue? don't you want your own space?

>>213062493
i don't see a comma there, retard. north korea doesn't apply because it is not part of NATO.

>>213062454
ah yes they'd definitely kick britain out of nato for getting rid of people literally nobody wants

>>213062479
mad how thats 24k in our money

oh my darlin oh my darlin oh my darlin clementine

Don't think my dad has made 50k in his life

>>213062495
yeah you’re still sitting in your room inventing nonsense all day
no wonder you feel old, you’re living like you’re in a nursing home

>>213062532
Him? Done.

I have 100k in a business in Bristol. Few things here and there, some money on the street.

We're talking a lot of money. I'm saying I could buy and sell all of you.

>>213062512
id just be a neet and end up back home when it runs out

>>213062046
what's he doing on a football podcast if he's not into football? I'm watching it right now. strange
he's mad ugly irl but he's cute as a button as jack

José

>>213062462
mmhmm

might go for a late night incel adventure
wish i'd have had the presence of mind to purchase some booze before the shops shut so i could go and get pissed on the beach

>>213062532
rare yank W

reckon that'll be my final doing in before 4chans banned

Britain should leave NATO anyway

>>213062558

>>213062551
50k would last you a while even in this fucked up housing crisis age

>>213062420
They also get pocket money and (apparently) phones. Free medical and dental care too

>>213062584
toby :)

Wbay do ykg thi s aarmmtt doin g rab now?

millennials havent seen eaten alive nor have they heard the rush album 2112
mental

>>213062529
my dad has no pension and he's in his early 60s
he has no clue what he's going to do at retirement I think he just prefers not to think about it

>>213061921
hoowling u done him here
>>213061942
this

>>213062576
doubt it

>>213062547
giz a job

>>213062181
you dont get their debt
their debt goes against their estate
anything left over goes to you
any debt left over vanishes

petitions not going to change anything anyway, they never do

>>213062623
You think you can work for me? Alright, I'll give you a shot.

Expect a few friends of mine to give you a call tomorrow morning. Sharp.

>>213062591
yea well i was making that all up

>>213062625
Would love to be this retarded, life must so simple

dig in your butt twin

Me? £20 in my wallet and a smile on my face.
Richest man in the thread.

>>213062601
Its like 1894

>>213062650
eeew morning
i dont really do mornings
was kinda expecting stuff to do in the evenings
dodgy stuff

>>213062625
katy scamming dem lil timmies with this babble

>>213062647
Blatantly untrue

watching my virtual dad northernlion

Some folk were born silvery spoon in hand
That ain’t me
That ain’t me
I ain’t no fortunate son ooooooh

Peasants revolt 2 when??

incel rage is bubbling up
it will be boiling over soon

poo ror

How is someone like CohhCarnage so popular? He doesn't even read the chat, he just plays the game. He should have like 3 viewers not 10k

>In 1449 Yingzong's two-year-old son Zhu Jianshen was still crown prince. In order to prevent enemies from getting close to Zhu Jianshen, Empress Dowager Sun appointed Wan Zhen'er to be the prince's personal nanny. In 1452, the Jingtai Emperor revoked his nephew's title of crown prince and installed his own son, Zhu Jianji, as heir. Zhu Jianshen was forced into confinement, during which time he became close to Wan Zhen'er, who was one of his only remaining companions.
>In 1457, Yingzong regained the throne as the Tianshun Emperor, and Zhu Jianshen was reinstated as crown prince. When the emperor learned about Zhu Jianshen's relationship with Wan Zhen'er, he believed that the older palace maid had seduced the young prince and had her beaten with boards.
>After Zhu Jianshen ascended to the throne as the Chenghua Emperor in 1464, he made Wan his consort and she quickly became his favorite after giving birth to a boy in 1466

got freddie gibbs on

>>213062765
people are too raped to do that sort of thing anymore

submitted a picture of my face to an ID service today in order to browse reddit

>>213062774
early adopter advantage

>>213062802
imperial china so mental

cleaned my bike didn't i?

>>213062809
Luigi literally did just that tho?

>>213061886
I will be travelling to Zimbabwe in order to single-handedly restore white people there

Jack Straw is mocking /brit/ again

>>213062812
now they'll have a face to attach to all the rotten porn subreddits you look at

50 years from now your brain will be transplanted into a synthetic body and forced into labour on a penal colony in the asteroid belt
the need to breathe, the constant suffocation, the lack of food, the burning cold... you feel it all, it's the brain's instinct to wonder why it isn't pumping air around a fleshsack. but without the organics, the sensations don't kill you.
Do you want out? To die? Synaptic implants prevent any acts of self harm. This is forever.

>>213062862
indeed
or some chink hacker will steal it and extort money out of me in order to preserve silence

>>213062843
>Zimbabwe

>>213061886
Yorkshire

>>213062765
>>213062809
Right now there's too many slave little treats to keep us subdued
If the economy gets worse and enough people are deprived, it'll happen

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

It ain’t me
It ain’t me
I ain’t no senators son

people are saying you can get past it by using a random photo of someone holding up ID taken from google

probably go with that option myself. It's only a burner anyway, if it gets clocked down the line then who cares.

havent pood in 6 weeks

>>213062882
why do they need my brain in there? just make a robot

>>213062957
Because it's punishment... for revolting against the elites

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>213062954
take some laxatives? i recommend milk of magnesia
you'll be shitting buckets
also, get a colonoscopy yesterday

>>213062957
Abominable Intelligence is against the Omnissiah's Will, heretek

>>213062954
shut up idiot

>>213062842
that was 1 guy

>>213062974
This post advocates violence and breaches UK law

bottom: di likkle timmy asking katy out
top: sir hymen snapper
mmhmm x

rent increasing by £125 more per month
it's ogre

>>213062944
if this works then whats the fucking point in the legislation

Nipping to TGJones anybody want anything?

>>213062983
i can feel my power increasing with the passing of every day

the abominable snowman

you don't hear much about him anymore

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

>>213062455
No passport sar I lose :):):)

Mental how brits grumble and then immediately give in to whatever change their government makes. If it happened in nz nobody would do it and we would actually storm parliament because we don’t fuck with that shit

>>213063032
got to get the box ticked my leeeed

that and hefty fees for the consultants, paid by the taxpayer of course

Why isn't Belgnonce in a psychiatric unit?

>Person dies after being 'hit by train' on major Glasgow line

>>213063039
More like the “not passing” of everyday!

pinkpantheress sex arse

>>213063082
Name one time that happened

>>213063075
prison camp on the Falklands then, no interaction with islanders, just other prisoners and guards.

>>213063082
going to do the haka extra hard are you

>>213063088
he still posts here? crikey

Censor the internet
import millions
tex the poor

simple as

>>213063101
We haven’t had to because our government don’t make us upload id for a wank

>>213063082
Brits are the most cucked bitches on Earth

>>213063082
yeah heaven forbid the NZ government do anything other than a girlboss group haka

>>213063082
Lmao you'd do fuck all
Oh actually that's not true you'd do a haka probably

>>213063071
how's your mum doing?

>>213063098
need one of these

>>213063082
remember lads

>>213063082
nigga you're going to need ID to use Google. fuck off

>>213063123
probably make you do the haka for a wank

just relapsed on no rape ffs

>>213063082
somebody jacinda this fool

this kiwi always acting up because he read 5 pages of that ted kajinski book

>>213063092

Muntul huw bruts grumbul und thun immudiately guve un tu whutever change their governmunt makes. If it happund in nz nobudy would do it and we would actually sturm parliamunt because we dun't fuck with that shit
im a faggut by the wuy

>haha we have to upload id for a wank and nobody tries to stop it but at least we don’t have a cultural dance that symbolises the connection of life and death
Uh yeah you really got me, remember to upload your id

kiwis be like "uym eeitin me fush un chups un me dick"

Didn’t all new zealanders get anally probed by jacinda each week to check for covid and boarded into their homes

>>213063235
i hope so

think the years of inceldom are finally catching up with me

>>213063204
>>213063234
SCROOM

>>213063206
try wanking without porn you degenerate addict
or better still, have sex.

>>213063206
frankly lad I cant believe youre taking the opportunity of the last couple of days youll ever have to talk to british people online to make fun of us
very upsetting, hopefully you get visited by the three ghosts of /brit/mas past present and future tonight

>>213063274
I'm too fast.

Little kiwi fella doing his dance routine to show off his cultural heritage (his name is David and he’s wearing jeans and a button up shirt)

chip spice wank well under way

the voices have started up again but no visual hallucinations for now x

>>213063204
>nz
you mean 'een zid'

he's absolutely right btw, as insufferable as he is

>>213063301
SCUHREAMING

>>213063327
pipe down cuckylad

>>213063327
The frogposter?

>>213063327
no he isnt
theres literally nothing the people can do when governments do something retarded and tyranical

>>213063308
what do you usually hallucinate

>>213063308
alri randy orton

ahchually uts pronunced aotearoa

man who was so incel he got out of the matrix

opened my pill cutter and completely forgot to take last nights meds lol no wonder i woke up late with my dick rubbed raw and my head hurting

>>213063377
SCROOM

>>213063089
>>Person dies
screaming

>Police say two children among three dead in Fermanagh shooting

bizzaro paddies at it again

>theres literally nothing the people can do when governments do something retarded and tyranical

scroom

retarded foreigners think the british are submissive

these retards don't realise the votes and support is coming from browns and there's nothing a minority white can do about it

screanning

(screaming and scranning)

scrooming a golfball

>>213063453
did anybody even vote for the osa

shamone

>>213063470
got chucked out of mcdonalds for this

is it okay to look at porn but not wank

like being horny, me

the kiwiposter stomping around his smelly bedroom in a towering rage because someone called him a new zealander and not a pakeha

>>213061747 (OP)
I remember when visiting Boston British people told me that somehow Boston was better than Manchester and London

yodelling out my arse

>>213063487
yes, browns and jews

>>213063511
scroom

>>213061928
hot

Remember those ice creams that had a little ball of chewing gum at the bottom? What were those called?

hmmhmmm yes yes all well and good but i be ready to scran a poo

>>213063506

God damn it must be depressing waking up every day and remembering you're British. How do you lads cope?

>>213063453
>minority white

>>213063535
stay out of my territory

curious how belle delphine made millions off of making herself look like a child are all men nonces or summ

>>213063535
I'm Scottish, thoughbeit

>>213063535
rent free

>>213063516
when

>>213063516
hs?

>>213063563
can only speak for myself really but the answer is yes

>>213063563
she cute and sexo

>>213063563
it’s been known, sometimes the feminist writers get something right
but also, who cares

>>213063563
not all but enough

>>213063535
by not being british

mental that my work monitors my computer but i browse here everyday posting filth and never get fired

>>213063592

>>213063592
nigga

>>213059888
>>213059888
>>213059888

Haven't washed in 2 weeks

>>213063563
>making herself look like a child
i'm more into bbw milfs but she's got a 10/10 pussy

>>213063535
my ancestors were mayflower stock. lower your tone when addressing me.

>>213063639
>>213063639
>>213063639

>>213063629
you rapscallion

>>213063636
this guy knows
i get hungry just thinking about it

>>213063563
don't think children dress like that but maybe it's different over in australia

>>213063632
>>213063632
>>213063632

>>213062147

>>213063668
>>213063651
>>213063629
you're making a right mess

>>213062882
least deluded atheist

>>213063506
Must be true then