Thread 213081015

*hits pipe*-edition
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Would quite like a fanta

>>213081020
Then go buy one in your walkable country

why do white men cry so much

>>213081036
04:30 am

Me n the cum bums

Skeletor Metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJGDmGZjXxk

And when's your birthday, little angel?

Mongols to the left of me
Jurchens to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the Middle Kingdom with you

>>213081058
2 days from now

>>213081007
I don't mean bitchy controlling like we're going to this restaurant, I mean controlling like she takes a mallet to your balls if you don't do what she says

kinda based even if minecraft is for gay babies

people don't really find that sam hyde help me im indian shit funny do they

>>213081080
>she takes a mallet to your balls if you don't do what she says
bro is dating bugs bunny

so you guys are still doing you racism shtick? you're fucking white incels losers lol

>>213081063
Let me in now and it could be nice
Or I'll have to come back
Not once, not twice
But howeve rmany time I liiiiike

The problem is I'm too strong for most women. I need a controlling giantess who's stronger than me to give me to eat her out while we're standing up

>>213081045
You don't have 24/7 stores?

>>213081015 (OP)
Sorry but Boston and NYC are actually good cities I think Chicago will be good too not sure. Never understood why we get so much hate

>>213081093
Nigger

>>213081058
I was born on 6/6/06 so I am the spawn of Satan

>>213081093
So what are you doing here Paco?

in high school, there was a homeless lady that would hang out by the local Chinese restaurant in the strip mall. My friends and I would throw coins and rocks at her scabby knee caps

>>213081104
Leviticus 15:5-6

I've been rocking nonstop Disco Deep House Classic mixes for thee last few days

>>213081058
7/26/93

>>213081107
I'm in my bed

why are white men such crybabies

Why can't Latino men stay in their countries

>>213081149
>men a man say he be born in the summer
instant ick

im not latinx tho

>>213081149
>checked the date of the Waco standoff
>it was in April
ah you shoulda tried harder

Then what are you

black

>>213081172
I'm a real human bean

David Koresh had multiple 14 year old wives and he impregnated most of them.

>>213081177
I don't believe you

ayo this nigga a nigga :skull: :crying:

N

forgot my pic

I thought you were a baccalà man, Uncle Jun. What are you doin' eatin' sushi?

Despite my beans I'm just a rat with jeans

>>213081169
April 19th the same day as the OKC bombing.

>>213081189
>David Koresh had multiple 14 year old wives and he impregnated most of them.
Literally zero evidence of this

nobody gonna answer? why are white men such big crybabies?

>>213081162
What's wrong with being born in the summer? Other than I never got my birthday announce on the school intercom
>>213081169
No clue what you're on about

i look like this

>>213081215
Idk, Slavs aren't white

>>213081215
They have emotions unlike every other race (non humans).

im back

lole

>david koresh was a pedophile therefore he and his family deserved to be murdered by feds
I never understood this logic

>However, FBI Director William Sessions publicly denied the charge and told reporters that they had no such information about child abuse inside the Mount Carmel Center.[44] A careful examination of the other child abuse charges found the evidence to be weak and ambiguous, casting doubt on the allegations.[45]

>The allegations of child abuse largely stem from detractors and ex-members.[46] The 1993 Justice Department report cites allegations of child sexual and physical abuse. Legal scholars point out that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) had no legal jurisdiction in the matter of child protection, and these accounts appear to have been inserted by the ATF to inflame the case against Koresh.

good news /mex/

https://hispachan.net

Does anyone want to form a devo cover band but we wear gimp suits?

>>213081254
I've been listening to a lot of new age on youtube and I think 93 might have been the cut off for a lot of that music, you know? it was like nixon's last masterstroke against the hippies...from beyond the graaaaave!

>>213081278
Where are we supposed to find time for that when we're in a motorcycle gang?
There's only so many hours in the day

the far right movement was so fucking cooked back in the day. jesus we've come along way
>the ATF botched a raid of a pedo cult and some of the cult members tragically died
>therefore we need to blow up a municipal building in fucking Oklahoma and murder another 200 white people

should i buy killing floor 2 ($3) with mombergs money?

>>213081289
you should get as job and stop leeching off your mother, you pathetic manchild

>>213081289
Use your own money

>>213081288
The "far right" didn't exist in the 90s you fucking brain rotted zoomer

>>213081287
1. I'm not calling you snake
2. If you're in a biker gang you'll obviously have meth available so we will have plenty of time for both

Poor buggie boo

>>213081296
you think the people that elected reagan jsut stopped existing?

>>213081296
the far right has existed ever since Andrew Jackson first saw braves going with the local girls

>>213081169
>Waco
I am now reminded of the time the feds killed 76 people, 25 of which were children, so they could put on a show for the media to try and look good after ruby ridge

>>213081292
im getting a job in august
>>213081294
i have $3 in cash i just dont have a credit card

Having insect pets the biggest ick possible

Language is a form of magic.
Grimoire = grammar
Casting a spell = spelling
The elites know the magical power of language and they use it to control the minds of the public.

>>213081326
>im getting a job in august
you've been saying this for months you lazy ass

>>213081317
You have no perspective and see everything through a modern lens
You can't even conceive of a world where modern institutions don't exist

>>213081328
Bigger than having free roaming per rats that you let groom you?

pale, white, shaved male asses are mine

me rn

The ancient gods of magic such as Hermes, Thoth, and Mercury, were also the gods of writing.

>>213081339
riiiiiight...

anywhere here's speaker of the house newt gingrich

Okay, maybe we can do the biker gang stuff and the band stuff on alternating weekends?

>>213081347
stinky fella

>>213081337
i procrastinate a lot

Snoke's belief in himself being the most powerful and wisest Force user in the galaxy may have been implanted into Snoke by Sidious as a way to make sure his servant was never able to betray his master.

>>213081330
Also, glamour = grammar
>Borrowed from Scots glamour (“magic”), alteration of Middle English gramere (“grammar”), from Old French gramaire. Doublet of glamoury, gramarye, grammar and grimoire.

>>213081367
That makes no sense, FUCK DISNEY

>>213081367
This anon isn't me. He is maliciously pretending to be me and posting fake Disney Star Wars trivia instead of real Star Wars trivia because he is a subversive provocateur.

>>213081358
Ok I see your point

>>213081377
>>213081392
Snoke's Force powers were surpassed only slightly, very slightly, by Sheev Palpatine, who was his creator, and was at least equal to Luke Skywalker at his peak.

>>213081362
Sounds good

>>213081367
I thought you misspelled Snake and was talking about me

The funniest part in the Soy Wars prequels is when Anakin slaughters all those people for killing his mom and he's like "I KILLED THEM ALL AND SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE AHHHHNIMALS" and Padme is like "Aww Ani :3 come fuck me!"

>>213081408
why do they call u snake

>>213081392
Take your meds you schizo janitor clown

why are white men so drawn to homosexuality?

>>213081412
The Clone Wars prequels are not canon.

Snoke was a Strand-Cast of Sidious, meaning he was a clone who used Sidious’s genetic template and supplemented with genetic material from other sources. Kind of like how the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were supplemented with frog DNA.

>>213081418
Cuz I'm a smooth operator

>>213081412
Probably the most realistic part of the franchise

Might walk to 7/11 and purchase junk food

>>213081425
Whites are the least homofag race of any

>>213081411
apuuuu dont do that! that underwear is nasty. put in the washer right away

sirrrrrrrrr please i am fucking indian please help me sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>213081437
17 years old high as a kite tier

peas are making me gassy

It never made sense to me that feelings of hate and anger would make you join the Sith. What if you hated and were angry at was the Sith? I think it would have been neat to see a dark side person only kill Sith

>>213081444
>>213081449
>>213081421
are you the guy who made balatro

niggas be like
"these vegetables too spicy"

>>213081461
If the cops stop us do you think theyll know dude?

>>213081442
white men seem to have a knack for taking female hormones,cuttig they dick off, and having anal sex with bigger men

>>213081470
Yes

americans be like dis vegetable is too spicy 4 me

I feel sad right now. Hopefully later I will feel better.

why tf does this cheesecake not have a crust

>>213081425
Um... anon...

mexicans be like this steak is too rare for me

mexicans be like
"arriibaaaaaa questa vedura es muy picante, hombre!!"

guys, the local bomb factory is now hiring

>>213081484
I had vegetable milk soup. The milk cools down the spice from the broccoli

is it dumb that i dropped out of college because i hated studying accounting it felt like i was wasting my time.

>>213081499
es la cia insertando pensamientos homosexuales en mi mente
o como se reme la chalupa

>>213081468
There were rogue dark Jedi who just did their own thing independently and didn't join the Sith, such as Set Harth for example.
Darth Bane's apprentice Darth Zannah briefly considered making Set Harth her own apprentice, but decided against it because he was too undisciplined and not serious enough to be a Sith. He was quite skilled with a lightsaber and not afraid to use the dark side of the Force, but he really just wanted to live his own life and be comfy. He had no ambitions to be a Sith Lord.

>>213081510
yo, this shit is da bomb!

>>213081468
>>213081533
shut up nerds

>>213081529
>es la cia insertando pensamientos homosexuales en mi mente
>o como se reme la chalupa

>>213081533
Based, tell us more lore from this era in galactic history

>>213081484
>aint no mexican dont eat no peas. Youre shittin me compadray

>>213081534
Do you want to kiss me?

not eating today gonna prepare myself for pizza friday

>>213081533
>Darth Zannah
This would be cool if it was Darth Hannah instead and she was my busty goth gf but also used the force

Ordered a t-shirt that some anon said his sister said he should buy it and it was only 7 doll hairs

>>213081570
STOP!!!!!!!!

>>213081533
I listened to that audiobook on youtube

>>213081570
The "proud owner of a /cum/ tshirt tshirt" tshirt?

>>213081577
they’re unironically white dudes wearing blackface KEK

>>213081595
I am unironically an owner of a cum t-shirt

AI should be used exclusively for art. Art is worthless, people losing their art job to AI is a net positive for humanity. On the other hand, humanity giving up the skills to actually fucking survive and run our society and handing it off to AI is tragic and basically assuring our destruction through either accidental or intentional means by an elite (wealthy) class.

"Balatro" is a rather mysterious word. If you look it up in a Latin dictionary, you will be told that it means "clown" or " jester". However, there are only two extant Classical uses of the word, and both are in the Satires of Horace. In one of these instances, it is used as a proper name. We can only say for certain that the word referred to some kind of professional within the performing arts.

>>213081596
>blackface
If I paint my entire body black, but not my face, is it still racist?

>>213081614
You'd look like shit

>>213081596
Didn't realizing painting your face made your hair nappy

I wish I could forget how to speak and read english for like 10 minutes to see what it's like

>>213081605
what size are you

Satires of whore ass

>>213081633
GET IT TWISTED

I've been deliberately mispronouncing words to people in a subtle manner. You see a twinge in their eye or something where they know something is slightly off but they don't say anything

>>213081577
lmao dem niggas finna got deyselves BUCK BROKE LMAOOO

im back

>>213081626
there’s this thing called a wig, retard. look at those guys faces. they are not niggas

>>213081633
why is he so fucking tweaked out about uma musume

>"oh man if my kids preschool teachers saw me play this shit... oh man... they'd lock me away for life. this game man... its the most shameful thing i've ever done"


>game is low poly fully clothed women running track, but they have horse ears

I think it's wild it took me 2 months to find a job even though everywhere was "desperate for workers"

>>213081688
what do you do?

I like to gently instigate conflict for my entertainment

>>213081678
You're so far in the closet it's not even funny
Everybody knows EVERY nigga is on the dl

>>213081103
>with my superior dexterity, i'm sure to win

>>213081548
Darth Bane grew up as a cortosis miner on Apatros. It was a life of hard labor and little pay. It made him physically strong and tough.
His fate would change one night when a drunk Republic soldier picked a fight with him outside the cantina. Bane defended himself and stabbed the Republic soldier with a vibroblade, killing him.
Bane knew that he had to get off the planet immediately. The Neimoidian bartender at the cantina, named Groshik, was able to sneak Bane off the planet if Bane was willing to sign up to be a soldier for the Sith army.
Thus began Bane's long journey to becoming a Sith Lord.

this is unacceptable

The etymology of "balatro" is ultiamtely unknown, but it is likely related to the verb "blatero", meaning "to babble". This, perhaps, would support the view that "balatro" signified something akin to "babbler" or "buffoon", which, indeed, is the signification reflected in the reflexes of the word found in the modern Romance languages.

Someone died here

>>213081728
someone lived there

>>213081718
Hitlerists will burn in hell. Go fuck yourself, unamerican loser.

>>213081555
They are common vegs in red and white rice.

>>213081703
this is you (a bada** crow) that instigates conflict for ur entertainment and the entertainment of others https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt-pB1R64mI

>>213081726
why didn't he list 'blather'? was he just too fancy for such an obvious connection?

>>213081103
I could never please her

stoned rn

Bane was very tall and muscular (you could say that he was a big guy, haha) and in addition to his great strength, he also had a very sharp intellect. Bane was extremely intelligent, cunning, and ruthless, even before he became a Sith Lord!

because blatherer is a noun too, you know

>>213081748
actually, it turns out tall women have basically the same size pussies as shorter women.

their height is basically all show, when it comes to their pussy.

>>213081742
blather is actually unrelated to blatero in etymological terms, but it works fine as a definition

This is the worst thread I've seen in a long time now.

gonna start playing oldschool runescape again

>>213081788
lmao, his entire night ruined in 10 seconds

placed the order for my shirt and got killing floor 2 hype!

>>213081787
AYEE! THE IVORY TOWER! IT BUUUURNS!

>>213081788
>webm
Unc when he try to skibidi toilet

Dogberg :)

>>213081825
what breed is she

>>213081807
HOYP!

>>213081736
Umm Shlomo, Jews don’t believe in Hell; you know that! (maybe because you all get sent there, so it seems normal)

>>213081825
I just want to punch it in its stupid fucking nose

>Você precisa aprender inglês
>Precisa aprender o que eu sei
>E o que eu não sei mais
>Vivemos na melhor cidade
>Da América do Sul, da América do Sul
https://voca.ro/11LTxaFgtvBJ

>>213081807
was it a shirt from tripwire or something
kf2 is fun

redditpaki seething

>>213081825
You look like a little bitch

>>213081829
HYPE!!!!

>>213081825
Cute, he looks like a sweet alium

skibidi bibbibibdidi the kids always say

>>213081843
Not opening that cause I know you're not gonna gently yet rhytmically whisper that over a guitar strum like Tom Jobim

>>213081846
it was shirts from old navy now i need to get them hemmed at a tailor

At the Sith Academy on Korriban, Bane would eventually become disillusioned with the Brotherhood of Darkness, as the Sith were called in those days. Bane started studying the writings of the ancient Sith such as Darth Revan. It was Revan who would be the main inspiration for Bane's plan. Bane decided to destroy the Brotherhood of Darkness and recreate the Sith in a new form.

>>213081883
Bane?

>>213081894
I already made a big guy joke.

The word 'pupil' comes from the Latin 'pupilla', a diminutive form of 'pupa', which means 'doll'. This is because the reflection you see in someone's eye looks like a small doll!

>>213081887
This happened to much in my area, the women stopped going, and now the night clubs are closing. Legalize racial discrimination for entry into businesses!

>>213081911
Vagabunda

>>213081911
yikes.. femcels do exist

>>213081875
you expect me to believe old navy is giving out product keys to killing floor 2? or are you CIA and name dropping lesser-known 2nd party games to see who replies? furthermore, people don't get old navy shirts hemmed. so which alphabet agency is it?

>>213081926
lol, Chad would ram her in an instant

>>213081943
No I wouldn't

>>213081926
That’s just a quirk chungus. Actual femcels have visibly dysgenic features, are covered in acne, don’t know how to take care of their hair, are stinky, etc

Bane's lightsaber style was Djem So, an aggressive style that emphasized physical strength, using relentless powerful strikes to batter the opponent's defenses.
This was the same style that Anakin used.
Bane, however, would use a curved lightsaber hilt like Count Dooku's. This was given to Bane as a gift from his lightsaber instructor Kas'im (whom Bane would later kill in a duel on Lehon).

>>213081951
show me an example photo

>>213081930
i am getting them hemmed normal shirts are too long on my short ass

im back

>>213081961
Who gaf?

>>213081964
I don’t have a photo in mind, but I had a uni classmate who fit that description

>>213081971
Why tf do grocery stores EMAIL you EVERY TIME often SEVERAL TIMES asking to rate your visit????

My new colleague is very cute
Should I ask her out?

>>213081997
Yes

Went bowling. Threw straight gutter balls in front of the hoes

In their duel on Lehon, Darth Bane quickly realized how much Kas'im had been holding back in all their training sessions on Korriban. The Twi'lek blademaster attacked Bane with ferocious speed. Bane struggled to keep up.
Bane realized that when it came to lightsaber skill alone, he was quite simply outmatched. It would be years before Bane reached Kas'im's level of swordsmanship.
However, Bane was stronger in the Force. He used the Force to bring the ceiling of the Rakatan temple down on Kas'im's head, killing his old master.

>>213082006
look at dis DOOOOOOOD

haven't been raped in three days

>>213082013
you sound 8 years old

In Classical Latin, one would commonly say of a worthless person, 'non valet lotium suum'.
This literally means 'he's not worth his own piss'.

>>213081976
thanks that helps

what does letting your cock get sucked by a vacuum cleaner feel like?

>>213082059
feels like saturday nights at your moms house

evening gents

you’re white. lol

>>213082059
I don't know. I've only had my dick sucked by zoomer women with hourglass figures and perfect skin

>>213082073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbFnF-86eYs

>>213081015 (OP)
I hate how I finally got enough money to go back to college but I need to complete CNA courses so I can get college for free

But the scholarship only covers nursing and doxto

ok so we're gonna goon soon right

>>213082098
No

>>213082091
don't know what any of these words mean

>>213082059
I tried it once for a laugh, and it sucked

Cocksucker blues

Gng am I lwky chopped

Every day is like survival (survival)
You're my lover (my lover), not my rival
Every day is like survival (survival)
You're my lover (my lover), not my rival
I'm a man (a man) without conviction
I'm a man (a man) who doesn't know
How to sell (to sell) a contradiction
You come and go, you come and go

I wouldn't pay for college. I would just show up to lectures for free and then invent computers like steve jobs and become rich

My butthole itch is back with a vengeance

>>213082113
basically i have to complete a course to get my cna license and then they can cover my college courses

The word "bitch" comes from the English "butthole itch", which was shortened to "b'itch" in the early modern period. This is because a woman is as annoying as an itchy butthole

almost got into the bath without plugging the toaster in ffs can't do anything right today

>>213082028
>>213082217
she's mid

I over ate today

>>213082238
You are gay

>>213082243
can i rub your big belly

gonna skip lunch every day until my constipation goes away.

You have a crush on Pedro Pascal.

>>213082268
eat some beans nigga

>>213082270
You are attracted to men

Quien es

AYO THIS NIGGA RECOMMENDS EATIN BEANS

You're way too beautiful girl
You got me
suicidal
suicidal>>213082260

My roommate snores very loud what should I I do

>>213081043
I saw this photo series while at work and legit had to hide myself because I was about to cry. Fucking asshole photographer making the most sad possible series of photographs just to fuck with you.

>>213081718
t. seething brownoid

>>213082259
How about Dolly Fartin’

momberg keeps sending me articles about shark attacks

>>213082333
Kek my grandpa does this too

>>213082333
momberg keeps sending me articles about shart attacks

god dammit, I think Im getting sick

>>213082328
*sucks teeth*
You alright, whiteboy

>>213082333
>>213082356
Why?

>>213082386
shes excited about shark week

When I was a kid I though shark week was like a national holiday

>>213082386
My grandpa does it because he's afraid of me getting attacked by a shark when I swim in the ocean

I remember at 7 years old when I told my mom I was being bullied and she said it’s apart of life

>>213082406
I would have told you to bear their ass

>>213082399
if junteenth is so should shark week

When I was a kid I thought Free Willy was a systematic operation by the US deep state to damage and strand Russian submarines through the use of conditioned killer whales, gahd bless

>>213082428
Oops I meant beat lol

The right to bear ass

Some pipo be naming their sons "Bear" and "Tiger"

what kind of autism causes me to want to cut all ties with non immediate family despite them being nice people

.

>>213082444
Germanic niggas really be naming they kids "noble wolf"

>>213082452
I don't know but I advise against doing that

I was bullied by two black kids named Cairo and Zaire

cousin didnt invite me to her wedding fucking bitch

>>213082461
Maybe it's because of this attitude of yours

What is a buzzball

>>213082459
My favorite black names are "Julius" and "Darius"

>>213082480
shitty cocktails in an 8ball marketd towards normies(re: beckys)

>>213082475
im always nice to her, her sister also doesnt like me because i called her the wrong name and when she corrected me i said "whatever"

>>213082480
An alcoholic beverage with way too much sugar

spunchbob

>>213082401
Does he know how rare it is? Are you in Florida?

>>213082502
He's just kooky, no I live in California

>>213082492
I know a Cornelius

Women are great
Why can’t I have one

>>213082512
That's actually cute. I miss mine. We'd write letters back and forth. Not sure he even owned a computer

>>213082492
>>213082514
Blacks really locked down those classical names. When us whites want to use classicla name, have to use the Gallicized forms

HOO BOY

I am anime

>>213082571
DUDE

>>213082571
I'd throw up if I smoked that whole thing myself

my yellow fever is flaring up

disgustingly early

Poop is also disgusting

make a non goshpedo new

>>213082561
God I wish I was watching a small television and drinking a beer

>>213082428
my god-given right to bear ass