Thread 213082945

he is literally me edition

last sneed: >>213050254

>>213083097
/med/ is a cat general it seems
(praise Bastet or whatever)

good morning med
since I blogged about it when it went well, I'll post the end too
>texting with the jeeta daily for a month
>one time she didn't respond for a day or two, when I asked about it she said she had thesis/work stress and was responsive again, we texted again daily
>didn't reply again within 24h+ after we texted a bit on Tuesday
>being an insecure retard I asked her if she found somebody more interesting yesterday
>told me she has the same stress again, doesn't want to deal with trust issue and she's not the right one for me tonight and wished me the best
so that's that
1 month almost daily texting, 1 nice date, biggest romance of my life at 25.

>>213083189

>>213083353
I understand the insecurity but you should have simply wait for her to come back while trying to talk with other girls.

Good morning, sisters.
Going to lift a bit later than usual, so I had a lot of time to sleep. Feeling absolutely rested, so I'll probably be able to productivitymaxx in the cagie.

>>213083353
At least you gained some experience I guess. And as >>213083423 said, given how you have enough of that german rizz and managed to go on dates with 2 different girls already, there's no reason why you couldn't match with other gals. Good luck.

>visit indochina
>few months later a conflict starts
gee, I wonder who could be behind this

>>213083353
Btw, over a year ago I dated this chick for 3 months, had a dozen dates, 0 sex, went nowhere. She was my first date ever. Now I'm getting nagged for dating too much o algo. You can make it too.

>>213083972
Good morning, gymcel.

>>213082945 (OP)
edizione piccolissima

>>213084093
You? In this thread? At this time of the day?

Morning

>>213084161
I do as I damn well please

>>213084093
>catnigga posting at 7 AM
AYO
What the hell, catnigga? What happened? Are you on your productivitymaxxing arc? Or perhaps you did not sleep well?

>>213084050
>gymcel.
That -cel ending now applies even more since yesterday as the 'ick was possibly given to the gym milf when myguy2 told her behind my back that I'm zesty.

>>213084230
It's not him, but let's keep pretending it is.

Gymbro just cancelled our gym sesh as he has to do the needful.
Gymcelmaxxing incoming.

>>213084255
Right. Catnigga would use a period at the end of the sentence fr fr.

Cat

>>213084230
I start work early but I also finish early so it's not all bad

Ayo meddlings, how are we doing? Me? Gonna get some coffee and a pastry before the cage
>>213083353
Part of the learning process, don't sweat it.

>>213084230
You may actually be a bit retarded
Do you realise that when people like you they can make fun of you sometimes and banter, and that when people are always serious and polite they either don't care about you nor like you that much?

>>213084823
>>>/pol/511114078
Well?

Also, it's (((booked)))

>>213083353
I told you to be patient and expand your portfolio of qts.

>>213084050
Fucking glowies at it again.

>>213083353
zumindest hast du eine gute Menge Erfahrung gesammelt, jetzt kannst du dich anderswo umsehen und vielleicht mehr bekommen

>>213084050
Thailand's got this
big dick ladyboy energy can't be stopped

A certain Hungarian cougar has her eyes set on her prey. She is ready to pounce on her target, however unbeknownst to her, said prey is rather fruity.

>>213084050
Why are they fighting? Ladyboy issues?

>>213085282
i was rather enticed but last frame she seems fat fr
will have to starve her while plaping, no other solution

>>213085336
>fat
If that is fat, then I'm the size of the sun.

>>213085131
this is the gayest fucking thing I've seen all day and I just found out about Sister Hong today, this is still somehow gayer
(Lesbianism is a better type of gay, but still gay)

Bump.

>>213083353
>jeeta
>biggest romance of my life at 25

>>213086845
she was cute, I don't care
you're Czech, you probably fucked in elementary school already, you can't relate anyway

>>213086965
Bodied that groid.

Good morning /med/, today's cloudy and 22 degrees, it will rain later. I prefer this rather than extreme summer heat.

>>213083353
Don't worry anon, you'll make it sooner or later with someone else.
>>213083423
>while trying to talk with other girls.
This is the key. Never commit to only one when you're getting to know them.

>>213082945 (OP)
Orange cat behaviour.
>>213083353
Time to move on to the next girl. Maybe a cute but awkward nerdy East Asian girl, or perhaps a rough-and-tumble Saxon tomboy who works as a mechanic.

Our President's husband died.

>>213087516
What are you going to blow your first NEETbux cheque on?

>>213087582
i mean medical stuff
like i did exams and they tried to delay payment
although i should have said insurance instead of social security
neetbucks is spent on having a nice svmmer

fresh haircut got me like

It's full of fucking mosquitoes, total mosquito death

>>213087601
You volunteered for medical experimentation?
This explains so much.

total shitaly annihilation>>213087713

>>213087645
so what did you show to the hairdresser?
did you say it looked good while crying inside?

>>213087713

Okay-ish gymcel sesh. Managed to take chest to absolutely failure so I only did 3 sets of chest today. Added 2,5 kgs to unilateral triceps extensions and 1,25 kgs to lean away cable lat raise. I'll take that.
Fuck, I truly hate barbell bench variations.

>>213084853
>they can make fun of you sometimes and banter
I was joking, sister. I laughed at his bullshit too. He also told me yesterday that the way I lift so much on the hip thrust machine I'll probably end up having a better ass than the women with the best asses. A bit gay of him tbf. Still don't know what to make of that. No idea if just baiting or unironically had gay thoughts about me.

>>213085282
>A certain Hungarian cougar has her eyes set on her prey
Is the woman you posted hungarian?

>>213087734
Totally unsurprising. There's a reason why there are multiple Italian girl feet subreddits, whereas the UK only has one.
>>213087760
>mr simpson, you do realise this may result in hair loss, giddiness and the loss of equilibrium?

>>213087787
No idea, I just made shit up.

>>213087814
>Who's gonna buy a pill that makes you blind?

>>213087760
no I'm very happy with it
if you look careful freezer is actually quite happy with himself on that pic
showed this and previous pics of myself with the same haircut
managed to pull through the small talk
25€ tho
yikes
wish my hair didn't grow out so quickly

>>213087645
Do you have your fivehead showing in all its glory?

>>213087310
*block your path*

Forgot to mention that yesterday I hate three full plates of bacalhau à brás (maybe 1Kg of food) then some pieces of melon. Today will be a glorious day for my toilet.

>>213087959
la nozione di sofferenza è assolutamente inconcepibile in Portogallo

>>213087908
looked like a samurai with my hair clipped back

Blackpilled again.

>>213086518
Mmmm, who is she?

>>213088080
kek

>>213088009
Right, but the toilets do suffer a lot.

On the day that Pope Francis died, our agent President died as well, and now, two days after Ozzy Osbourne's death, the President's husband died. I'm afraid the next "major death" is going to kill our President.
>>213088746
Penny Lane.

>>213089296
>Penny Lane.
Grazzi

good morning everyone, stressful day in the cagie already
worst thing is that this is due to something completely out of my control

>>213082945 (OP)
This happens to me

>>213089696
the absolute state

>>213089828
Cute

Iyc?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1753332328370382.webm

>>213082945 (OP)
Based cat

>>213090112
Pure brainrot.

>>213090112
bald faggots? yes, there are "a few" here

I hate women so much it's unreal
>>213075442

just stealing all your cat pics

>>213090522
You can't do that!

>>213084423
Based cat with his comfy box

>>213090620
tf pierre gonna do

>>213090913
Me kek

>>213090522
First you steal civilisation from us, now you steal our cat pictures.
Nords are a test sent by God.

>>213090913
https://files.catbox.moe/e9kji4.mp4
>>213090985

empirically speaking cats are overhyped redditmals

>>213091233
I agree, dogs are better.

>>213091233
Agreed

>>213091233
You would rather pet cocks instead?

>>213091233
>>213091338
>>213091372
I visibly and audibly cringed at these posts.

>>213084871
The Selleck house memes are 50% of my source for reaction pics lel
>Also, it's (((booked)))
Based! It's settled then

>>213091233
Birdois are slept on. They are kino funimals (kinomals?), but apart from Momo posting a wide variety of them sometimes, noone else cares about them (except you, but for you it's le chiggin, not a wide variety).
In the morning there was a bird in our garden and I don't think I have ever seen that species before. The way that lil' bro sang was beautiful. It was a really small bird with blue-ish feathers around the neck and his song was rather rapid. So not like 'geons cooing once every 5 seconds, no. This dude could not last half a second without singing and would not stop.

>>213087959
I can only imagine the beast of a poo you're going to unleash on that poor shitter. Have mercy

>>213091449
>The Selleck house memes are 50% of my source for reaction pics lel
oh shit oh fuck

>>213091487
Cats eat birds.

>>213091721
Cats eat cat food. They kill birds for shit and giggles.
They'd post about it on here if they could.
>bodied that 'geon

>>213091766
I don't think I've ever seen a cat attack a pigeon, I think they normally go for smaller birds and mice

>>213091721
>cats eat b-
ACK!
(Not posting pics where an eagle is feasting on the corpse of a cat)

>>213091963
One of my cats once dragged a living seagull in to the house

>>213091721
Another reason why cats are cringe

>>213092003
Based. Total Shitgull Death

>>213092181
Yeah he was a good boy

>>213091766
>Cats eat cat food.
This sounds like something Ralph Wiggum would say.

>>213084179
Are you a wizard or something.

>>213092618
>>213092547
Cats eat cat food.

Humans can eat cat food too.

Got into the psych clinic
Food sucks
Some cute chicks
Lots of ways to kill time apparently
Roomie's a boomer

>>213093170
Take your meds o algo

>>213093170
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753010336906605.mp4

>>213093192
I forgot where I'm supposed to go

>>213093343
Thank you anon <3
Sorry for Trianon

>>213093381
>Sorry for Trianon
kek

>>213083353
Neediness is the biggest turnoff, you only learn this through experience.
I've managed to get some results from double texting but it's not worth the hassle, just aim elsewhere

>>213093170
Hang out with the cute chicks

>>213093423
I am glad I have never had clozapine, it's a strong drug with bad side effects

>>213094823
Too much of a pussy, sadly

Have you watched the new South Park episode?
I wish it released a bit earlier, now that Trump is with the Epstein controversy there won't be migafags calling to cancel South Park after saying it's "based" for years because they made fun woke stuff.

>>213095355
no, never watched
lil niggas just piss me off
watched a few stuff on youtube and it felt icky

>>213095392
I think it's pretty funny, the chinpokomon episode for example is peak, watch that one to try it if you feel like it.

>>213095355
>only available on paramount
Kwab
Talking about animated shows, I watched some scenes from Futurama and that show is PEAK I must say. Might slap it on the 'top and just binge watch it when the cagie is slower on the main screen.

>>213095776
Or you can just pirate it.

Good day med am back from the cagie

>>213096225
By the way, have you ever had this issue where you can't push out the first rep on a high weight low rep db incline bench unless someone aids you by pushing your elbows? Afterwards I can do 4-5 clean reps easily, but the first rep I juts can't lift.
Btw dropped a db on myself today fr fr.

>>213096459
When you are lowering the dumbbells and start producing force you can produce more force.
Even if you pause it, unless you pause it for a long time like 3 seconds you'll have some stretch reflex.

>>213095207
Find ones who smoke and then happen to go for a smoke at the same time they do. Easy.

>>213096532
Hmmmm.
I might give it a try and do db incline where I'll pause it for 3 seconds to build explosive power. Would that make sense?

...

>>213096641
She would look much better without the piercings and the tattoos.

RIP HH
/pol/ in shambles

>>213097022
rare Magyar TRKVE

>>213097022
Would you still kiss her ?

>>213097213
Fuck man, I liked the memes of hulk hogan

>>213096884
For explosive power you should try to move explosively, not the other way around.

>>213097312
I thought pausing a movement then pushing it away hard as fuck was supposed to build explosive power. Like the z press variant where you instead of bringing the barbell of clavicles, put it on the safeties instead. Then breath out and in, and a second later push it up, then repeat. The way Schofield does them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp-pbTKPdZk

>>213097220
No. But I would kiss every inch of her body and spend half an hour making out with her pussy without the tats and piercings.

>>213096641
I love Goths so much...

we lost a real American...
he fought for the rights of every man...
https://youtu.be/eX_k5_egUAo

>>213097213
Andalucia in SHAMBLES.

>>213095355
new 'park is unc coded
new means anything past 2015 BTW

Escaped the cagie in the middle of the afternoon with a guy and two girl coworkers and went for some icy beers, fuck the cagie to be honest.
Oh, registering the hours? All work hours, no way I’m spending my hard earned “extra hours” declaring I went for some beers. The cagie will pay me for drinking beer, and they’ll LIKE it (also pay me extra for the extra hours).
Chief didn’t even notice.

Not posting? Have AI slop then

Garden status: watered

>>213098565
Zased.

I loved Return of the Obra Dinn. Ludo.
>>213098565
Based, FUCK you bossman

>>213100061
Fascist scum.

>tfw when "1", "q", "a" and "z" keys of the keyboard broke again

>>213098565
Based. I remember that time when one member of the directive staff scolded us for going to a bar to have a quick snack on a special day in which we had literally nothing to do.

>>213100152
Not a fascist. I just believe in order, community and justice and throwing out all undesirables.

>Hulk Hogan died.
Ohhh fuck someone get the President!

>>213098114
Love them too but they don't love me
>>213099913
Total pig death

Back from my incelrun, also I'm goddamn fed up of studying, at this point I'm over my limit, if the exam goes badly next week I shall enact Total Professor Death
>>213100055
Sesso

>>213101425
How come you've got exams during summer ?
Here uni ends on end of may early june

>>213101425
>incelrun
nice.
distance&pace, bro?

also gl for the exam.

>>213091338
you don't know how much I want to send this image to some people in the cagie
>>213098565
bodied mr Shekelberg

>>213101572
The session in my faculty goes from May to July
>>213101976
No idea, I don't bring any electronics with me, I'd say approximately 8/9kms
And thanks

>>213097725
To train explosiveness the important part is that the movement is explosive, I think a pause doesn't affect a lot.

>>213100604
Can I play EU IV an afternoon without being reported to the police for being missing?

>>213096641
She would look better in latex <3

>>213102276
you needed to issue the decree "not dead yet", it costs 10 paper mana

Couldn’t find a whiskey of the same age as grandpa, so I bought him a 16 year old scotch, which is a multiple of his age (funnily enough, also a multiple of wife’s). Happy birthday old man.

Gemmie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUpJGNLZWB8

>>213100871
That's fascism sweetie.

Aye.

>>213100871
nice you saved it
I redid Le Révanchard with a more up to date model, looks dope

still does weird things like giving one of the mirror men two guns instead of a gun and shield

>Be me at the gym
>Take the bench press after waiting for almost 10 minutes for a guy around 45-50 yo to leave it, who was talking instead of exercising most of that time
>While I'm changing plates and then resting between series, the same guy almost hits me on the face more than once while he was gesticulating and talking to another person
>Despite acknowledging my presence, he didn't even apologise

Watched the trump scene from the new south park episode. It was grim and gave me the 'ick ngl.

The new dog shat on my t-shirt.
Well, she shat in her bed and then spread shit over my t-shirt.

>>213104284
The episode wasn't particularly funny but I'm happy that /pol/ chuds are going to seethe about it.

>>213104314
Clean it up, jannie

>>213104314
Fuck you and your shitty t-shirt
t. top dog new dog

should i put survival mode in skyrim?

gn

>>213105138
gn

>>213105106
Not on the first playthrough for sure.

>>213105495
That's what I thought. Don't want to make it easy, but shouldn't be a hassle either.
I followed the soldier guy instead of the other prisoner fr

>>213105106
I wouldn't recommend it. No offence, B-Noogz, but I don't think you're hardcore enough for survival mode.

>>213105553
Really? Damn your save is bricked now, better restart.

Clan? Milkavian.

>>213105590
>Brune-orc raides houses
>doesn't touch spice rack

>>213105628
Ovah.

>>213105553
Skyrim belongs to the NORDS

>>213105845
literally me as a cat

>>213105671
>clan discipline: sementation

>>213105671
what clan is this?

No commentary needed.

>>213106302
>give independance to some state o algo
>make them print 40 trillion dollars
>venmo it to amerikka
>reincorporate the state

>>213106279
cam on lad, don't be a nonce

>>213106373
If they wanted to print money to pay the debt they could, but it would cause massive inflation and lose lenders confidence, they don't need to do any kind of legal trickery, this is not EU IV with some infinite ducats exploit.

>>213106544
Yeah but if another country does it they can "i didn't do it"-max

@Portuchad : >>>/tv/213054932

>>213106302
Make no mistake, there are people who donates to this.

>English everywhere
Huh? /Med/, more like /Mid/way to /cum/

>>213103831
Great stuff, thanks! I'll save it heheh
What did you use btw?

This isn't real, is it?

>>213108326
the free version of chatgpt

>>213108402
It's real, damn.
Catnigga, I'm going to miss you, I hope that in some way, shape of form we are able to meet again.

>>213108402
CATNIGGA NOOOOOOOOO

>>213108402
Horrendous

>>213108402
It'll still be possible for him to come by with a VPN, right?
>>213108459
Alright, thanks! I'm trying it out hehe

Catnigga, get in touch with one of us somewhere off this hellhole, desu.

>>213108402
What in the absolute fuck man?

>>213108845
This, and if he can't, we'll go get him ourselves

>>213108845
This, Catnigga get Discord and give us an username or something

>local neet becomes productive member of society after shutdown of anonymous' website

https://petition.parliament.uk/archived/petitions/33758
ACK

>>213082945 (OP)
>>213083097
>>213083423
Yellow cats are always bro-tier, mine sleeps on my bed every night and whenever I come back home he's waiting for me at the door.

I've been talking only to old french men lately. I really need some pussy

He will retreat to wizchan and it will be business as usual for him.
Going to miss you dear friend, I don’t think this is temporary like the 4chan hacking shitfest, this is the real, nanny government deal.
Might go there to say high and discuss comfy topics once in a while (like what I do currently, don’t kill me, wizards).

Toilet update.
Managed to not feel the need to use it until it was night.
Then spent 20 minutes filling it. Left. Five minutes later I had to return for ten more minutes. Sadly I flushed between both uses, I wonder what could have been, otherwise.

>>213108402
And so my battle with the Demiurge escalates to a new plane. We are now fighting in the cyberworld.

>>213108402
>Deddicated
>With heavy heart, it is such an important moment

They really couldn't get a /cum/ poster or any anglo to proof read this for them?

Also, R.I.P Catnigga. Realest G since 2021. Hopefully you'll be able to circumvent this with a good VPN.

>>213110353
What is your plan to achieve victory against him?

>>213110853
I've got a little something up my sleeve. I'll tell you all about it tomorrow.

>>213108402
Why are the British hellbent on outlawing fun?
They were living in paradise 20 years ago.

>>213110353
Know that you have my sword

>>213108402
beyond cucked

>>213108402
RIP Bongs

>>213110892
>tomorrow

>>213110892
>Like what

pls bump kot frens
>>213111536
>>213111536
>>213111536

There's knocking at my door, and something is scratching at the roof. I have loaded my spoon and I am ready for what may come.

No matter what happens next, no matter what they do to me, never give up hope, and never give in. And, most importantly, always remember to

>>213113043
NOOOO

>>213113043
Anon?

I literally own this general

>>213115574
As much as you own Guyane.

saving this thread

>>213108402
it's so joever...
Herr Starmer won...

>>213113043
We lost him...

I hope in the future we meet a cat incognito

Apparently they are still posting.
>>213120161
Hope it lasts.

Barbary goths.
>>213113043
Fin.
>>213115574
You don't even own the underwear that you've got on.

>>213120883
>oh mighty Google reverse image search, reveal to me the actual video of these Vandalic beauties...
it answered.

>>213120367
Gem.

>>213120883
>still doing the Islamist finger thing

>>213121560
Allahu ackbar for creating goths o algo.

>>213121560
Wallahi it is Friday, I'm in love.
>>213121510
Google reverse image search still works, it seems.

Good morning, sisters.
Absolutely mid pull sesh. Last sesh I hit prs on all exercises and on the one I didn't I added almost 3 reps so it's fine I guess. My back needs more rest now ig.

Bongs are still posting in /brit/ so idk whether it's happening or not.
Would be ROCKED if Catnigga started posting with a French flag. Posting goth feet just to lure him back or something.

>>213121884
I think the law in the UK takes effect today, so sites like 4chan are supposed to implement age verification for any Brit trying to access adult material (like porn)

4chan appears to have not implemented age verification (I can still access boards like >>>/s/ without verifying my age) so I think eventually British internet providers will be legally compelled to block 4chan. Maybe this will happen in a couple weeks or a couple of months, I dunno.

>>213122191
They should create 4channel back to legally avoid this issue, I'm sure they wouldn't want to lose the British posters.

>>213122225
That's one option, but they might just not care about British users. Hiro and his team might take the view "4chan should be about free speech, we're not going to bow to some British law, we'll just block 4chan for British users, or we'll let the UK themselves block 4chan".

Imagine being loaded with money and you still scour the construction site for any excess material - like iron - that my father paid for to take and sell.

>>213122708
Even better, ask my father for it after he gathered it and stored it off-site!

>>213122708
Why don't you work with your dad?

>>213122965
?

>>213123062
Yeah, why not? Better than being a NEET

Good morning, /med/. Bit of a rough one last night - I spent most of it battling the Demiurge in the cyberworld, successfully preventing him from blocking 4chan.
He also tried to restrict access to the 18+ feet-related subreddits, but I just used an AI-generated image of a UK driving licence of someone named Alyosius B. Gusington to circumvent it.
>>213121884
Feet mentioned.

Hello frens, I'm german now
>>213123179
>but I just used an AI-generated image of a UK driving licence of someone named Alyosius B. Gusington to circumvent it.
Kek, post it

>>213123179
>but I just used an AI-generated image of a UK driving licence
KEK

>>213122708
Punic merchant genes o algo.

>>213123205
>Kek, post it
For all intents and purposes, this is my new identity.

>>213123162
How is this relevant to what I've written? Where am I mentioning my father's place of work?

>>213123179
AI wins once again kek

I’m traveling to Andalusia later this year, any recommendations? I plan on using a bicycle to get around the city I’m staying in, and traveling by train to other cities in southern Spain.

Serious and semi-serious answers appreciated, and thanks.

>>213123179
Lmao

>>213123362
I get that Gusington comes from Gusic, but what about Aloysius? I don't understand the play on words here.

>>213123792
There's an andalucian guy posting in this thread, I'm sure if you wait for his reply he can help you.

>>213123501
Maybe he thought your dad had a construction company? Idk.

>>213123179
the Magna Carta wasn't signed so they could do this...

>>213124079
I didn't imply that.

>>213124079
Yeah I've always thought so, apparently I was wrong, sorry Maltanon

>>213123362
Lol

>>213123792
I can only recommend the typical stuff, if you are interested more in history and architecture the best options would be Granada, Sevilla and Córdoba, they all have both Muslim and Christian architecture with Granada having the Alhambra, for the Alhambra if you want to do tours and such make sure to buy tickets ahead of time, but if you can't there are some free to visit spaces.
If you come during the summer to Granada Sierra Nevada it still worth visiting, it's 1 hour away in bus from Granada and it has 15°C temperature in summer so if you want to go hiking in Sierra Nevada summer is a good time for it.
If you want to visit coastal places Málaga and Cádiz are probably the best places to visit, Málaga in particular is more modern than most Andalusian cities because it has grown a lot recently so you won't see as many old buildings but it still have neat things to see in terms of architecture and also has some important museums.
Also if you happen to stay in Granada, it's very hilly so you will probably get tired of going up and down in your bike.

>>213123362
I kneel gatonegro…
(Cute AI slop too).

>>213124583
Thanks a lot, I’ve put your comments in my travel notebook for future reference. Appreciate it.

Let's say this woman was your only opportunity ever to have sex, if you don't fuck her, you fuck nobody else.
Assuming people would find out about it, would you?
Personally, I wouldn't.

>>213125280
Mysogynist scum

so gato was spared and used a fake loicense...hopefully they dont drag him into a uk slammer full of fat people who didnt pay for their tv loicense

>>213108402
RIP Catnigguh, it's been a pleasure to have you over here.

>>213124322
No, we have people do the work for us. Nobody in my family is in construction.

Maltanon is clearly talking about the guys building his new home being ultra Jewish.

Bought colacao cero. This better be good lads. If it's shite I'm booking a ticket to Barcelona to protest against the spanish occupation of catalonia.

>>213125280
Lately I've been so mysogynistic that I only see women as walking holes. Therefore I would pump and dump and block her number afterwards.

100% SFW by the way.

It's okay. Not saying I have not drunk better choccy milk, but this is fine too.

>>213126289
Imagine putting your cock between her tits then ejaculating from there onto her face, haha that'd be so weird.

>>213126572
Why imagine when you can do it?

Portuchad ROCKED >>>/fit/76420794
Catnigga MOGGED >>>/fit/76420790
Andalucia SHOCKED >>>/fit/76419684

Is this real?

>>213125970
I had some distance members that were, to be completely honest.

>>213126775
distant members*
Some are long gone, and I am unsure about the others especially since my immediate family isn't exactly on good terms with them.

>>213126610
SISTER STOP BULLYING ME ALREADY!
What makes you think that I could have sex whenever I wanted? I have not had any since like 2019. I already told you that I give women the 'ick with my autism.

Been playing around with different loicences, websites will basically accept any poorly generated image that vaguely looks like a UK driving licence, but they won't accept any of the more creative licences I've tried so far.
Btw, the woman in pic related is Nadira Ninetails, a Berber dreamweaver from the Helwa tribe of the Great Sahara.

Hnnngg

>>213127168
Now they'll clamp down on AI.

>>213127168
Do you think that, if push comes to shove, you'll be able to use 4chan with a VPN anyway?

>>213083353
Anon you blew it but you still can turn it around turn up to her house with some flowers and some incredibly expensive motorcycle with blaring bolywood music that should fix it

>>213127193
>Now they'll clamp down on AI.
I have a plan for that too. Plans within plans, like a double-filled strawberry mochi.
>>213127241
I should probably be using a VPN anyway, but if they ever blocked 4chan, I'd just use one of those free VPNs to get around it.
I'm 100% convinced there's going to be some hack/data breach resulting from this one day, so I will never upload a real ID for anything.

>>213127336
I see.
> I will never upload a real ID for anything.
Would be insane to do so desu.

>>213127336
I've read free VPNs are banned in 4chan.

>>213127436
Plans within plans.

>>213126703
RAINHA

>>213127193
they'll clamp down on AI after the stunt south park pulled
https://youtu.be/Afetnw70S04
he'll probably sign the executive order soon

>>213127642
Why are Americans like this.

>>213120883
They look like Chileans ngl

>>213123362
Haha, good one :D
But seriously: circumventing the wise regulations imposed by your holy, infinitely good, merciful and infallible government? Hopefully it won't be -500 social credit points :D

>>213127326
think I'll just kms desu

>>213127642
I just read about this. Good stuff. I hope I see more news about it.

>>213127839
they're trolls who get off on pissing people off
I think it's hilarious when they made that episode making fun of trannies it was 'based' and the libtards malding were snowflakes and now the roles are reversed
it amuses me
https://youtu.be/URz-RYEOaig

It has been decided that in 2 weeks I'm going on a short vacation.

>>213128248
That's nothing. Remember that one episode where they made fun of Biden? Me neither

>>213128313
Where?

>>213128425
Why you side with a pedo though?

Doing leg day rn. My left abductor keeps hurting, but not as much as before so I could do the squat with more ease.

>>213128607
It's not that I'm uncritical of Trump or even in love with him, he does some things I don't like, I just dislike his opponents more than I dislike him

>>213128248
Not my thing desu.

>>213128607
Current plan is:
Going with the bergs to Siófok, then the next day I'm taking the train to Keszthely from where I'll go to Hévíz and sleep there. Next day I'll go to Tihany where I'll cross the water on a ferry to Szántód. Then I'll fuck off on foot to Zamárdi and take the train back to Siófok. Following day I'll take the train to Judapest, stay for a day or two, then come back home the next day.
That is the current plan. Current plan might change by a lot though.

Good day med a hard-earned weekend ahead of me

>>213127496
*gave his credit card to buy a pass*

>>213128313
Zased

>>213128425
I remember when Obama was depicted as a literal thief, Hillary as having a black hole in her pussy and when they spent the entire Biden presidency depicting the woke crowd as lunatic, but apparently anyone who makes fun of Epstein's fuck buddy is "The Left" now :D

I took the liberty to bake bread

>>213129207

>>213129111
>apparently anyone who makes fun of Epstein's fuck buddy is "The Left" now :D
Are you insane? "The Left" has been against offensive content since the beginnig. Surely they wouldn't suddenly stop caring about political correctness...