Thread 213112914

WHERE ARE YOU edition

>>213112914 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
TWO MINUTES LADS

Here we are then
The last /brit/

a new? for what purpose

REMINDER: EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU DESERVED THIS

this is actually the last /brit/

THE FINAL FUCKING NEW
IT'S THE LAST ONE EVER
WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE LADS

I'm not going to have access to 4chan any more.

have you got your vpn ready lads?

The End

the thread theme
https://youtu.be/hoKluzn07eQ?feature=shared

POOF

GOOD BYE KINGS

Bye!!

>>213113024
CLAIMED BY DTFIC

APRIL FOOLS

HA
HA

YOU LOSERS

>>213113070
Wtf

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

hello

and yet i post

WELL
WELL
WELL

/brit/ won
jfs lost

Alri lads

bros
just come over to kóhlchan

>>213113038
ROAR

the red coats are still here

jewish boobs

/brit/ lives on

chudders was right agein

oh well time for bed toil on the morrow.
toil
always
on
the
morrow

reminder: ofcom has to seek a court injunction to get ips to block it from this end

Based 4chan refusing to comply

kek yous gone byebye faggy bitch isle

>>213113219
>GMT+1

nah 4chan trolled the fuck outta me bruh slowing the fucking captchas down at 11:45 it was taking me like 2 minutes to get a captcha and now suddenly it’s rapid

I'll remember you, /brit/anons.

Not getting rid of us that easy lads.

>>213113070
CHUDS WON

guess you guys are still around, so how about that news aardman is making a pokemon? pretty nifty right?

AND THE /brit/ POSTERS...WHERE ARE THEY NOW

i actually thought it was over, cunts

30 more minutes

The prostate massager has been ACTIVATED

>>213114019
If that’s true then you’re an idiot.

am I going to have to get a girlfriend now?

got the footy manager on

>can't get on Hypnotube.com

It's never been so over

is there actually a chance it’s about to get banned or has 4chan survived

Right anyway back to talking about literally anything else.

>>213115106
do you habe cancer

just had to fight off an OFCOM goon after I looked at an areola peeking out slightly

Did sacked tranny make it out safe?

>>213115129
who knows mate, what if a bloody great bomb went off? what if a meteor was set to hit earth tomorrow?
just have fun, init

sissysounding dot com is still up!!

>>213115129
For now. It will be banned in the coming weeks

>>213115130
Yeah….thoughts on trannies, black men’s willys and pooing?

Porn is harem

i'm telling yous lads
this is it lmao

>>213115129
>>213115056

i will take this moment to shill unpaid for mullvad vpn, it’s very privacy focused. you get a randomly generated account number and can even pay with an envelope of cash mailed to sweden with nothing but your account number to maintain anonymity if you so choose

>>213115129
never was a chance, it was just one fearmongering twat who managed to get a bee in everyone's bonnet

>>213112914 (OP)
There are decades when nothing happens and weeks when nothing happens.
- Lenin

well that was fucking boring. Good night

*places garlic bulbs around my neck, puts on a beret and a big fake moustache, and sips from a glass of red wine*
Je suis pas Anglais. Je suis François.
*looks at Mr Ofcom and Sir Keir Starmer to see if they believe me*

xvideos is still open for me despite them also having the big banner on their website saying that they have been told to comply with the rules
i imagine they'll turn soon though

Hiroshi and the jannies clearly doesn't give a singular fuck or else they would've posted some kind of message at least clarifying their stance on the matter and whether they'll comply or not

wonder what heathermongs next obsessions will be
either way this has to be his greatest achievement probably in life and not just online

>>213115172
Pretty sure Swedish feds raided them like a year ago. Just saying.

>>213115189
Give it a rest 2016mong it's literally 1am

just seen some tosser trying to act like he's italian

>Porn banned
>Claire Gerhardstein videos still legal
I don't see the problem. Can still have the wank.

>>213115193
every fucking time he posted it always got minimum 3-4 replies
for months too
so fucking obvious it was a gimmick

giggling like mutley from wacky races reading all these funny pornsite names

been watching BBC's sherlock
mad how the tumblr freaks used to love shipping sherlock and watson as a gay couple even though the show explicitly says neither of them are gay and makes fun of people who think that
like moths to a flame the internet poofters are, no self awareness at all

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903
GET IT SIGNED, YA CUNTS!

How well does Mrs Doubtfire hold up these days?

this shit is going to happen here in canada too, isn't it??

spankingtube still online

>>213115247
heard she has a job in aldi

You guys are such jokesters, UK isn’t getting banned. Right?

>>213115247
Transphobic bigoted movie.

>>213115165
>12 more hours
>uh, I mean 12 more from now
>uh, I mean tomorrow which is when it will really kick in
>uh well actually these sorts of things take time, by this time next week 4chan will be inaccessible just you wait
>it will happen in 2 more weeks I promise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkwdkUXQ1yo

It's been a pleasure, gents.

>>213115236
honestly one of the worst holmes adaptations there is
cumberbatchs interpretation of the character is so off the mark
>>213115247
it's a 90s classic
make of that what you will

stretchedbumhole.org just asked for the name of my childhood pet???

adultwork kinda working but all the pics and some of the text is blocked

>>213115276
which holmes adaptions would you recommend then?
i had a look at elementary but it's too yankish and 24 bloody episodes per season, fuck that

>>213115278
Wasn't funny the first 40 times.

glad ozzy died before he could see this shit hit the fan

>>213115254
there was a proposed porn ban that weirdly was a collab with the conservatives and ndp but it never really went anywhere

>>213115241
These petitions never do anything

>>213115295
isn't that just how the site looks lol
i swear when you click on a pic it still does that thing where it opens up and new fucking window lol like its perpetually stuck in 2009

pooryhairyarseholes.com wants me to record a short video

is it real?

Nothing ever happens

>>213115324
best do nowt then, eh? you twat

>>213115276
>it's a 90s classic
great decade for films but often comedy doesnt hold up well

are any of you retards actually going to upload your fucking passport in order to watch porn lmao

hope i'm still alive in 2077 so i can die of cyberpsychosis rather than old age

>>213115358
If the porn you watch is available on a fucking mainstream porn site I have absolutely 0 respect for you as a person.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903

Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

>>213115306
go on then, what's your favourite gimmick?

i hate fashion and i ha8e clothes

Just realised that CoD and Battlefield are literally pro-American and pro-military propaganda supported by Western governments in order to brainwash and ideologically control young men and teenage boys

>>213115296
the granada series starring jeremy brett is the benchmark, the definitive adaptation in terms of respect for the source material, and period accurate production values
the 1939 and and 1959 hound of the baskervilles are both excellent also
but for me jeremy brett will always be the quintessential holmes

owww ur still here

>>213115276
it had lots of potential. i think where they went wrong is not enough of the cool observations and deductive reasoning that was in the original stories, instead having him mainly just being a gigabrain genius
and like every other episode is some supervillain or massively important character. should have had more fun little mysteries

*dons a pair of clogs and plucks a few tulips*
ich.. erm... ich heeben dutchlander! haha!
*takes nerveous glances at ofcom*

>>213112914 (OP)
>cant wank to my futa mummies on r34 anymore
this is literally terrorism

>>213112914 (OP)
Mousey probably finally lost his mind

>>213115358
of course

>>213115358
no

you can get around it by using google images/bing images of a UK driver license

>>213112914 (OP)
>me when the site goes down for the us and seeing who passed the retard test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtNNn88Gxfc

>>213115343
well, well, well.
would you look at the time?

>>213112914 (OP)
test

>>213115369
Is this new law applied globally if it’s hosted in the yookay? Why is gayscatcest.co.uk inaccessible?

Everyone be sure to make funny posts from here on, so the final post in /brit/ history is something memorable.

Prominent vore site with lewd drawings of animals/people eating other animals/people is still up

>>213115360
Getting old is a blessing in disguise. You're ready to accept death once your willy stops working and all your joints hurt. If you didn't get old you'd never be ready to let go.

>ex sending more suicide threats
ah yes

No women in the new battlefield 6 trailer

>>213115369
Having a giggle at the thought of little timmy stroking his worm to one legal age female and one legal age male having consensual sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation.

>>213115416
Scat hasn't been legal in the UK since 2003 lad...

Reminder that nothing ever happens and that you’re trapped with him here forever. No hand of god is coming to free you from this place, you have to leave of your own accord.

>>213115254
Ironically enough we might just end up the last of the first world to get it

>>213115428
>she's right behind me, isn't she?

>>213115449
Your country is a dystopia.

The women won't care about it until A3 is taken down and they lose access to their smut, most of which is FAR more extreme than any irl porn.

frogs holding ice cream is the new big meme

if men stopped gooning in mass the violent crime rate would skyrocket

Will Reddit be blocked for bongs?

dying for a poo but my scat license expired at midnight FFS

>>213115449
Not true, I've just done a poo ten minutes ago

>>213115421
ah yes the best image search available, i'm familiar with it

>>213115487
RIP /r/casualuk

>high homelessness
>high cost of living
>job market in shambles
>"let's require ID verification for porn!"

>>213115479
the grinch, wearing glasses, holding TNT

>>213115343
>>213115409
>they don't know
um don't check r34, rule34videos, sincerely - happeninggods

>>213115487
Already age restricted I beliefs but Reddit just requires an account and a vpn (they block vpns that aren’t signed in)

>>213115449
explains why starmerukrainerentboy.scat.gov.uk is also down

>>213115477
what is A3?

>>213115479
thats a lolly

>>213115518
be quiet, slave.

>>213115428
there's a nigger front and centre on the thumbnail though

even the mummies over at mumsnet are furious

safe to say this wont last a month

>>213115518
gonna invest in this drawing
see big potential returns on it

i tried to like the robert downey junior holmes films
i went in with an open mind knowing they wouldn't be a serious purist adaptation, but in the end they were just so bloody boring i couldn't finish either of the films, even the bbc sherlock which i hate at least held my interest for the duration

>>213115518
Nonce

>>213115469
so are the chinks the enemy in this one? looked like they were fighting in china in the trailer
i'd be down for that, makes a nice change from rasheeds and russians

Why aren't the British gone yet

>>213115555
alri sir kier

>>213115516
It's a website for writing and sharing fanfiction mostly (although some people write original stories too)
It's user base is overwhelmingly nerdy women aged 18-35, they kind into yaoi and visual novels, and it gets millions of clicks a day
Anyway, most the fanfiction they write is smut, and very often it features rape, incest, sexual assault, torture, cannibalism, etc

>>213115535
mad that women masturbate too

>>213115548
you're putting your stock in the wrong meme, mate
frogs holding drinks is all the rage

>>213115432
KEEEEEKAROOOOO it's blk boys that are rubbing their lil iddy biddy clitties in rage at this tho? Poor lil blk boy... cant flick his lil iddy biddy blk boy clitty to cope porn or Bleached edits...

>>213115535
Corr imagine all those flabby fishy fannies being played with before pick ups

the revival of the great british porn mag

Listening to Yesterday's Gone by Dana Gavanski. Underrated banger. Poignant.

>>213115573
not gay or anything, but look at that johnson next to her arse, corrr

>>213115552
French

>>213115535
>mumsnet MILFs having a mid afternoon porn wank before pickup

>>213115572
What's pick ups?

I have an excellent post, I shall wait til tomorrow to post it

>>213115561
>very often it features rape, incest, sexual assault, torture, cannibalism, etc
ah yes, women.

>>213115590
corr bloody cute kittingtonshire diss one

Going for my first poo since the porn ban. Monumental.

>>213115573
Nigga that’s NUTS

>>213115586
rodwell next to him as well
genuinely not thought about him in a decade plus

>>213115595
just before they go an pick up their kids from school imagine all the gruel stained panties of those yummy mummies as they are lined up waiting for timmy to get out

>>213115535
who fucking decided to do this law

So the endgame of politics is to just call everyone a paedophile?

Shall be voting for Jezbollah next election

Really sad that the west and NATO had to make Russia out to be the bad guy then fuck their economy after communism, the world would be a much better place with a forward thinking, European aligned Russia

>>213115639
sounds like a nonce wrote this post

new 'mpala
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF0gGqk5mZs

>>213115639
If it ain't broke don't fix it

If I ever saw this Queer Starmer dude I’d probably flip him off before punching his lights out glasses or not to be honest.

>>213115639
So that is loses power and gets legalised.

>>213115638
tory scum then poo barmer agreed with it

So are rapey pakis about to get more rapey since they can't watch porn anymore?

>>213115638
The Online Safety Act was introduced in 2023 by a Tory woman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Donelan

>>213115680
havent heard from either rapelad nor the prowler the past few hours

just emigrated to poland to chat with you lads, it's that simple

Im telling you. The next election will be Farage Vs Corbyn.
Starmer and Kemi will be relegated to the sidelines.

was just about to pull my plunger aswell...

>>213115682
of course some old bitch well past her prime doesn't want men to fap freely and openly

>>213115639
Pretty much. Politics is now no longer a matter of differing priorities or interests, it's a life or death struggle against the 'other side' who are absolutely, ontologically and irredeemably the most evil people to have ever lived. So the logical conclusion of that is you just call them the worst thing you can imagine, which for most people is a paedophile.

>>213115640
me too, jezza is my hero

half of uk tiktok is ai vids of migrants saying we're coming to take your jobs, benefits and women and boomers getting angry like it's real

>>213115694
Corbyn will be 100 years old by the next election

>>213115663
>remembered he got kicked out of a pub during the election by the owner who was a 20 year labour voter
fucking no one liked this cunt but if we voted for the other one we could never let that go

fapping is a mens reproductive health rights issue
#MyBodyMyChoice

>>213115694
oh kemi is about those side-lines alright ;)

>>213115718
He's younger than Trump

>>213113228
>dmx
Cool it with the homophobia

>>213115516
archive of our own

>>213115715
Russian bot farm make these.

140,000 Brits have already signed up to Corbyn's new party in under a day

remember when leftypol used to call boris johnson a fascist

>>213115694
corbyn would mog fagrage at the polls tbeehdesu
>>213115715
cant believe how retarded some people are
>>213115725
coooorrrr

>>213115742
why does leftypol blame the russians for everything?

>>213115639
Beyond nonce accusations specifically, “WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?” is one of the most powerful tools to push through horrible legislation. I’m surprised they didn’t name it after that girl who killed herself; that’s another favourite trick.
>Rose’s Law :^) (to spy on even more aspects of your private life and force you to use digital IDs)

>>213115715
>Apple User272745
The commenters aren't real either
dead internet theory in full effect

kemi can handle herself

>>213115746
didn't know there were so many literate old pakis

So turns out wrapping your index finger with toilet paper and inserting it into your bum and wiggling it back and forth while you cum from fapping intensifies it greatly and just no one thought to tell me this my whole life, literally no pain or mess or anything

>>213115529
wait what 2% what beer has only 2%

>>213115725
built for BWC

>>213115722
if britain doesn't wake up from this 2 party back and forth carry on now i'm fucking done with this place

>>213115765
people will meme this but its actually endearing

gaygermanfisting.com is still up

>>213115775
Never heard of Incorporating toilet paper into your anal masturbation

>>213115775
what's the toilet paper for?

>>213115785
tesco value lager, it seems
>>213115793
pepe holding fact sign

>>213115755
Yes Ivan I know it's you.

so why is Two Tier Kier still in power when he blatantly hates UK citizens and wants them all dead or suppressed?

>>213115801
>>213115803
is for keeping poo off my finger and bacteria from out of my fingernail

>>213115793
she cant fit thru dat door, uh huh
she a honkky dick whore mm hmm

>>213115803
Poo I would imagine

>>213115800
our gift to you.

>>213115388
Kek

so how are you all still here then

>>213115812
you could say the same thing about the 14 years of tories, though
>>213115827
easily amused retard

>>213115809
how much do you pay for that shite

>>213115797
I think he's done lad there

>>213115797
“The People” will never wake up, and even if they did, it would make zero difference. The rise of Reform is probably the closest thing to that happening, and it’s just the same old dogshit Tories with a slightly different colour. There needs to be an organized counter-elite actually making moves, with the power and resources to do so. Plebs just follow behind elite vanguards, if they exist.

LADS TWITCH IS DOWN I REPEAT TWITCH IS DOWN

fuck yeah toiletpov.com is still up. scatgold too! I'm ok for now. wank on the cards https://scat.gold/2024/10/24/loverachelle2-loverachelle2-feeds-sophia-sprinkle/

>>213115831
l33t h4x0r5

>>213115800
Remember when Crispin Blunt successfully made poppers excempt from the Psychoactive Substances Act because it would make it harder for gays to have anal sex.

>>213115846
No it isn't, you are lying on the internet (Technically a misuse of a communications network, which I think you'll find, is illegal!)

It's begun

>>213115573
Never happening. They successfully replaced lads and lad culture with "new man"

onlyfans still working for me but maybe that's because they have my debit haha

>>213115833
they don't sell this one specifically anymore but it used to be dead cheap, it was less than a pound for a pack of four i think

>>213115869
Honestly I am colour blind and have no clue if you're Irish or Italian. Sorry.

>>213115883
who you subbed to lad
i only use the free pages

>>213115775
your mum normally mentions this after she does it to you, think that's how most people learned

>>213115883
The fuck are you doing on onlyfans lad? chatting to bird's managers that are pretending to be the girls themselves?

>>213115733
>We dont do homophobia IN GERMANY

>>213115573
remember walking into the paki shop as a kid seeing phat tits with full nipples on dispaly on the shelves and now we have to scan our faces with AI to watch porn on the internet, how things change

>>213115843
I fear you may be correct. They have just decreased the voting age from 18 to 16 which is dire news for conservatives at least.

>>213115896
Hm?

>>213115382
This actually. Peak Holmes, even the Mycroft is great

>>213115427
>this is legal
>poorfrogmanry is not

so instead of a dramatic ending at 11:59 you are all going to get blocked randomly sometime soon

>>213115775
using a wet wipe with lube does the job better (said my gay mate as i dont do this sort of thing aha)

>>213115928
Yep

>>213115887
ok then i suppose it's worth pissing every 5 minutes for
i miss the times where you could get a 500mL can of pilsner for 26 cents here, 4.9% but alas it's ogre now...

>Brave browser
>Tor

4chan.... is le not banned?

>>213115928
>>213115933
two more weeks

>>213115909
woke nonsense I tell ye

>>213115775
>toilet paper
no way that's coming back out in one piece

>>213115895
Only subbed to a few free pages right now but they are all just preview pages for paid pages and PPV. I was subbed to fawnykid for a long time but he doesn't put out enough content anymore for it to be worth it.

Any librewolf man in?

So how long until they ban VPNs?

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS SHITHOLE CONTINUE TO FIND NEW WAYS TO GET WORSE? I FUCKING HATE IT HERE.

Surely you bongs can just VPN this? The Indons found a way to jump over their wall

>>213115775
condom on the finger, you can even reuse it if you want

>>213115952
thats why you do >>213115930
(says my gay mate ofc)

two more wee- ACK!

>>213115959
i use that for my accounts and firefox for general browsing

>>213115967
>Surely you bongs can just VPN this
Yes, but who wants to pay for a VPN? Hiroshimoot banne all the free ones

these niggas are everywhere now
is 100% of the UK ordering in every fucking night?
how could there POSSIBLY be such a high demand for them?

Been to pub with a mate i haven't seen in some time and had about 6 pints and I feel like shit, but I can sit about in my house and drink six cans and not feel the slightest bit ill. What's that all about?

>>213115936
something very similar, 1.50 for 4 cans, also 2% volume. cant imagine its any good though, i fucking hate bitter too.

Has 4chan actually confirmed they're getting us gone?

I saw a fake screenshot on /v/, but that was it. 4channel is considered SFW and separate from 4chan itself, right? So why would they block us?

>>213115887
didn't realise it had gone
they have this now at a whopping 3.4%, £2.30 for 4 cans
>>213115833
back in 2008 it was 88p for 4x440ml
https://hywelsbiglog.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/beer-review-tesco-value-lager/

eating a pack of 12 jaffa cakes with a big glass of milk

>>213115977
>a-anyday second now...

>>213115535
>mid afternoon porn wank before picking up the kids
...actually you know what, maybe it's good that they banned it

>>213115988
soy sauce has been a thing here for decades, rorke

>>213115930
out of lube so am settling for about one knuckles worth of penetration
>>213115952
it is for me because of the above comment

I thought you nonces weren't gonna be allowed here

>>213115988
its really bad in glasgow
i stopped ordering food altogether

>>213115991
4channel hasnt been a thing for like a year lol

>>213115967
DNS block? that's not happening with us sadly so even we use a vpn we would have to pay for 4chan pass which I will not do the janny is too ban happy for the past 5 years

>>213115991
4channel doesn't exist any more unc

>>213116023
isn't the age of consent in your country fourteen?

TESTING 1 2 3

>>213116023
They're axing it one by one

your excuse, rorke?

>>213116032
>>213116034
Oh right, yeah I just noticed lol. What happened to it?

>>213115991
extremism or something

>>213115988
let's give it a go!

>>213115876
99% of Civitai is anime futanari girls jizzing massive amounts of cum out of their gigantic erect willies and other such degeneracy.

>>213116046
idk

>>213116023
don't snitch

>>213115996
not terrible actually, given the higher alcohol content
have you had it?

>>213115991
no confirmation but they'd still be hellbent on blocking this site even if it were 100% porn-free
it's not about "child safety", as if they have a track record for giving a shit about that. it's about control

>>213116046
they realized advertisers weren't actually retarded enough to believe it was a different thing. the warning shit is fake though they're too lazy to actually update this dogshit site

If the ban actually affects 4chan they reallly need to bring back 4channel, it's proably the only way to keep their 2nd largest userbase around

>>213115988
they do supermarkets too even shops like boots it's not just takeaways, also since they're on bike if somebody makes a big order at say tesco it will take 3 or 4 deliveroo wogs to collect it very inefficient and also wogs

>>213116085
one look at /v/ or /vg/ or... most other boards and they'll ban that too given the enormous amount of "sfw" softcore porn

>>213115725
>porn ban isn't two hours old
>already this desperate

>>213116106
she bad tho
bad-enoch

playing GTA 3 for the first time since i've only ever played vice city and san andreas
its crazy how fun a proper game like that is. none of the pansy shit in modern games like checkpoints mid mission and stuff, just good fun

sir bemi kadenoch

*nervously looks at the post count*

>>213116154
Chieftess Olukemi Adegoke

>>213116104
Or, the decrepit old farts in charge of enforcing this law will take the site's word on the whole sfw and nsfw websites idea and call it a day

>>213116162
i cant make the new
im too anxious to do those sorts of things 3:

>>213115843
>The rise of Reform is probably the closest thing to that happening, and it’s just the same old dogshit Tories with a slightly different colour
When Reform get big enough the Tories will just pivot and absorb them, throw a gong of some kind at Farage

Sir Wank Inhibitor

>>213116189
I mean they're 14 points ahead of Labour and 16 ahead of the Tories

When will they be considered big enough exactly?

>>213116203
>>213116203
New

>>213116133
gta 3 is a bit barebones, a technical feat for its time but completely lacking the soul and personality that vc and sa had

>>213115939
4ch bans Tor exit nodes from poastan

>>213116222
i disagree, i think the city has great atmosphere, especially at night plus the fog

And I thought I had it bad
F for me bonglads