first for gay porn

anime

>>213165907 (OP)
those sluts need to cover up

>>213165907 (OP)
SEXO

get me stroked

>>213165890

lads what IQ to you think you need for various jobs?
Lawyer
Doctor
Banker
Trader
Lecturer
Teacher
Scientist
Programmer
Nobel Prize winner
Engineer
CEO
Football player
Journalist
Brick Layer
Plumber
Electrician

this is me fr fr

can't believe I took 10 years for jannies to start filtering lee's image hashes

me and the missus

just end me now

>missed out on teenage love
>missed out on love in my 20’s
>made “friends” before but i just lose contact with them
>life so far as been tedium interspersed with misery
>don’t even have any excuse just ontologically a fucking loser

And it’s only gonna get better!

How old is the oldest virgin in /brit/?

Can't take much more

>>213165985
IQ is made up nonsense for freaks and non-achievers
Shouldn't need a letter from mummy to prove you're not a mong

Lowe is another toryboy con man like Farage.

>>213166003
you tried pulling a finger out? getting a grip? finding a clue? getting it sorted? pulling yourself up by the boot straps?

ohhh look at me im sooooo sad ooohhhh im not shagging ohhhh someone care someone care

>>213166003
>lost virginity in high school
>first gf at 21
>started great career at 24
>met wife at 25
>married at 29
>own first home at 30
>tons of friends
>32 now
Heh

Watching JAV
Lara Kudo. She is 142cm which is just under 4'8"

Liechtenstein didn't give femoids the right to vote until 1984 and even then it only barely passed

Mental

>>213166032
Congratulations, that was the IQ test, and you've passed with a score of 137

>>213166043
you can't suffer in america

>>213166052
'

>>213166041
i care you

>>213166029
What's wrong? x

>>213166052
code

got fibromyalgia lads. you wouldn't understand

>>213166041
well I'm sorry to hear you're not shagging lad but chin up eh

>>213166003

why was i even born

>>213166041
Kek he really do be like that

>>213166091
howling

might watch a western

>>213166003
ktim

>>213166043
>>213166091
Why are yanks such cunts? Get out of our thread

>>213166073
Suffering is a state of mind

>>213166043
I’m (barely) a non-virgin but that isn’t important, my life is still pain. I have also never had a proper job lol

Past a certain age, a man without a three-story house (basement), a rewarding, six figure-paying job in a critical industry on trajectory to upper management or equivalent profit from a business owned and operated, the respect of his coworkers, a company car, an athletic lifestyle, a healthy sleep schedule, a full head of hair, a faithful and pretty stay-at-home White Christian wife and at least two biological White healthy children who attend church weekly (mainline Anglo-Saxon protestant denomination with lowkey Christian Right leanings), a vested interest in his children's education and keeping them on track to attend an Ivy League university, control over his children's screen time and social media usage, college funds for his children, 2 intelligent shepherd breed dogs with no inbreeding related health problems, a collection of at least 1500 fiction and non-fiction books, all read and annotated, the ability to play at least one musical instrument at semi-pro level, a tasteful collection of wine and spirits, multiple antiques and paintings, ongoing renovation plans for his house, an emergency preparedness kit, multiple guns of various types and the training to use them, at least 2 cars including an SUV, a vacation cabin capable of housing multiple families, daily family dinners, monthly contact with all extended family and at least one annual face to face contact, a close group of straight White friends he's known since elementary school, an active role in his community through social clubs and volunteer work, a net worth of at least $1500000 including multiple sources of passive income and a diversified stock portfolio that consistently beats the market average, the ability to take frequent trips with his spouse and friends as well as family trips, a 6+ pack/inch cock/ft height, and an active but discrete sex life... can be a bad thing.

>>213166092
your mum got spunked in innit

>>213165819
Agreed and pick up a daily coke habit. But you think that's what Reddit ever recommends?

Reading /r/UKPersonalFinance, /r/henry and /r/london made me realise how fucking dull redditors are. All earning great money and living in London but they ask shite like

>Hi guys anyone know where i can buy some kimichi
or
>Anyone know which is the best stamp museum in London is?

or

>I love living in a zone 2 house share for £2k per month. Because living in London is now my entire personality

I SEE THE LINE IN THE SAND

yeah mate. not reading that lol

>>213166137

>>213166136
*tosses you a clue*
That oughta sort you out

would never complain about anything ever again if i had a detached house with a garage that i converted to a home gym

Feel bad for the famine in gaza. Might go over with a fishing rod and a roast chicken for him. It’s what he’d do for any of us

>>213166114
what one you thinking

steak for tea x

>>213166043
She's fucking your stoner friend whilst youre a work.

How is /brit/ coping with this news

never watched the walking dead past like season middle of season 2. it any good actually? any of the spinoffs any good?

>>213166171
Children are starving to death every day

>>213166174
either this or comanche station https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWeAmC26Hg0

>youre a work

>>213166205
never seen it or any of the spin offs but I can tell you with some certainty it's all complete shite

never watched the walking dead. never will

>>213166182
>stoner friend
Couldn’t be me

Either way she’s at work too as she’s an engineer

>>213166205
no

>>213166217
boring

>>213166205
lol no. season 1 was the only decent one

Best sandwich spot in London?

the berg

>>213166205
only ever watched the first series

>>213166218
bradley walsh patter. funny.

>>213166229
Based Bro Tier Sikhs

>>213166225
>>213166231
>>213166241
shame then. utter shite on telly these days. not got nothing good to watch.

>>213166243
ciabatta in edgeware

>>213166252
wahey! look at him go

>>213166243
greggs x

>>213166229
We won’t wike dis image

>>213166226
so brave
*sheds a tear*

>>213166243

>>213166240
yeah i know you are

Hope not Hate is a branch of the state.

>>213166257

do you want to do a typing competition? like a type racer

>>213166300
rhymes hahaahahaha

Is it true you guys can't watch porn site without age verification now?

>>213166307
I'd smoke you

>>213166229
don't mind sikhs

>>213166319
hyde park

>>213166322
probably
https://play.typeracer.com?rt=118qg8dugc

>>213166307
sure ill do one with you. isnt there a website where multiple people can play

mad how good webm threads are on some of the quieter boards

>The search backend is currently unavailable.

>>213166319
in china all people involved in this would go to jail

erm there's a bare black willy in that image

should I get a master's degree

>>213166346
yeah
are you in?

Doing a gay little jig

>>213166300
Every single protest group, pressure group and political organisation has been thoroughly infiltrated by the security services.

Its literally there job to do so.

It’s okay to admit that the Chinese century will be a good thing

fucked it

>>213166384
clapping and throwing old timey coins

>>213166322
yeah you did

suffering non-trivial psychological or physical harm in this thread need the rozzers on you lot asap

>>213166339
I shagged it towards the end, could have done 150 on a good day

>>213166394
been saying this since they openly admitted to it 20 years ago

>>213166300
>>213166394
Evidence for these claims: none

get the fucking niggers raped

>>213166396
:)

>>213166017
>How old is the oldest virgin in /brit/?
im a 32 year old virgin can anyone beat that

>>213166424
contrast and compare

>>213166441
D:

>>213166433
This post brought to you by Thames House

>>213166384
a nig doing a jig
what has the world come to

*bang bang bang bang*

>>213166433
nice try Starmer

rorke exposed

Thanks for the races lads

saw a tiktok of graham norton saying conspiracy theories are stupid. thanks graham

>>213166505
not a problem

Ofcom's just issued a new statement lads It's actually over

>>213166466
the absolute state

>>213166396
to be fair this is probably what goes into the cheap sausages, which i have enjoyed by the plateful

>>213166354
are Super Car Nigel x

>>213166512
yeah got a statement on this ofcom? *presents my hairy pooey arsehole*

>>213165387
come on mate its my first post in months

>>213166512
me when the gf squirts after i tongue her clitty

spare a thought for all those married undercover officers who have to unload bareback inside these hippy 19 year old Just Stop Oil protestors night after night in some rented flat just to maintain their cover man it's a tough old job I tell you

>>213166394
What about Homeland

>>213166396
haha he likes it :)

Death is all I have to look forward to

london trans pride today lads
did see (You) there showing support to our trans brothers sisters non-binarious folx of unknown sexuah etc

mad how boring my life is

>>213166574
ktim

I really like listening to Harry Styles music

>>213166574
Verbessere dein Leben, Hans.

>>213166472
Covid really exposed how many lemmings we have in this country

>>213166592
gay cover performer called hairy piles

smells like pure bumhole in here

>>213166578
based

There's literally no way the state has the manpower to infiltrate every group.
Not even Stalin's USSR could let alone today

>>213166566
Especially them

>>213166578
this post would have made more sense if you'd said "didn't see you there"

so much so that I'm almost completely certain that's what you intended to post, and can only imagine your disappointment when you only saw after hitting Post that you'd sent the only typo that flips the whole message of the post

mental how

>>213166612
still not sure what the yellow bit with a circle in the middle is for

>>213166394
>there job
Post disregarded and point null and voided

why does my bollock region smell proper musky then

Alright lads

Off for my vacation x

Hope you are still here when I get back!

I love the goverment

yhe binble

MIRROR IN THE BATHROOM

How does it feel to be
One of the beautiful people
Now that you know who you are
What do you want to be
And have you traveled very far?
Far as the eye can see
How does it feel to be
One of the beautiful people
How often have you been there
Often enough to know
What did you see when you were there
Nothing that doesn't show
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too
You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zoo
What a thing to do
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too
How does it feel to be
One of the beautiful people
Tuned to a natural E
Happy to be that way
Now that you've found another key
What are you going to play
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too
You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zoo
What a thing to do
Baby, baby, you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too (oh)
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man (baby)
Baby you're a rich man, too
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man
Baby you're a rich man, too

so… being homeless is illegal now?

>>213166433
It came to me in a dream

>>213166652
no idea

>>213166667
me too
kier starmer has been fantastic for the uk

>>213166659
i wouldnt dare comment until ive smelled it myself

going to make a coffee and have another egg custard tart now

>>213166652
i think it's sex workers
not joking

>>213166675
it should be
so should being a faggot, you'd be locked up right away

>>213166675
I'm home less
cos I'm always out clubbing aha

>>213166664
Enjoy your holibobs xx

they should add MILFs to the pride flag

>>213166704
you fat bastard

>>213166670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFbwOhV137Q

Only 107K views. Fucking nuts

>>213166729
they came in a packet of 4 I have to eat them they're going bad

I didn't have any biscuits earlier so it all balances out you see

>>213166612
Does everyone know that the black and brown are for black and brown people
mental innit
what's gay about them?
I reckon they're some of the least gay people out there actually

might go backback with a prozzie

>backback

>>213166758
a protestant? not many of those left these days aha

>>213166772
the beast with 2 backs, as they say

>>213166758

>>213166675
so he's going to provide funding to deal with all that, right?

nail on my big toe is throbbing

odds beer
evens wine
dubs g&t
trips no booze for an hour

And where is Paul Pogba in all this?

>>213166729
love that song

>>213166758
not sure how to find one in London

just died because i wore a giant metal chain next to an mri machine

>>213166800
ESS TEH ESS

>>213166807
>MR KOBAYASHI

>>213166752
it's not the gay pride flag any more
it's the everybody but cis straight white men flag

bet you lads didn’t know i was gay

>>213166828
Isn’t there a website?

The f*cking blueprint for British Men that want to grab life by the horns.

>backback

>>213166632
made you read it didnt it
made you reply didnt it
maybe that was my goal all along
wheels within wheels
the world turns on its axis, one man works while the other relaxes

age and ID verifying for discord has been a massive blow to the british trans community and it needs to be talked about more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InjyoN-vxsw
Ok I will watch it!!

>>213166828
Escorts in London?

pinkpantheress matcha latte labubu sex arse

>>213166842
Where are cis straight white women on that flag?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaFlJQGtBeM

going backback gave me a boaner

>>213166844
I don't use websites

>>213166875
that a website?

barbara stanwyck sex

>>213166876
pink panther
steve martin
funny
'ambourgair aha

>>213166850
just admit that's what you meant to post you coward. I only know because I do the same thing all the time, only noticing at the last second and it's too late.

>>213166845
My budgeting strategy is to occasionally check my bank balance to see if I've still got enough

what is it that israel are planning that has caused this mass change or heart?

Eating epic bacon at the Tesla cafe posting backback memes with the boys in between posting on Reddit and trading crypto

eating soap that smelled nice

>>213166845
Failed at the first hurdle because budgets are for boring twats

>>213166908
for me it's not checking and hoping it's all ok

you're so squibbidi

yt pipo be gettin babysitters fo dey pets

>>213166911
they're not 'planning' they're unironically starving the arabs to death as a we speak

spoonful of dobby's pussy feta for tea

>>213166911
Final solution probably

>>213166880
ARE YOU SAYING WOMEN AREN'T OPPRESSED
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

>>213166946
yeah but they've been doing that for a full year already

the absolute size of the woman who just walked past with her dog

>>213166954
does stuff like this happen at workplaces in real life?

I've heard people saying the hooked up with coworkers, though not necessarily at work. Everyone at my work hates me and looks at me like I'm some weird alien.

The Autumn fit equipped.
UKPersonalFinance flowchart in pocket.
My comeback is going to be one for the ages.

>>213166892
https://www.bookaclassic.co.uk/ford-escort-london-2/

hop little bunnies hop hop hop

ofcom won't even let you sort by backback on adultwork without an ID anymore

>>213166982
>Autumn fit
more like autism fit you tragic cunt

>>213166967
2015 called mate, wokes hate cis (and even trans) white women now

hugh mungus

>>213166981
how would i know

>>213166675
Putting the homeless in a work camp is more humane than leaving them on the streets

>having to give your id to shag a brass
it not right

>>213166970
Mate they are, unironically starving them to death. previously they were allowing 400 food trucks in, two weeks ago they cut it down to 4 trucks. 4 trucks of food for two million people, they are shooting people when they come for the food and then they are claiming hamas is stealing what food they get.

>>213166845
Literally no point doing any of this.

Britain will look like the Turner Diaries by 2040.

>>213166911
Albo put out a full press release about it too.
Think they've finally overplayed their hand and can't just be ignored any more now than even Iran has been cowed.

>>213167038
*it's

>>213167005
not just wokes...
just kidding i don't hate anyone based on their identity
but i'm a cis straight white male so i have to say that now or the starmtroopers will be at the door

sucking a gobstopper

just been woke in tesco

>>213167062
Too late, they were already dispatched after ofcom read your keystrokes mid-post

well?

Israeli Jews are simply practicing the Old Testament exterminationism which is inherent to their in-group mentality.

Jews like Saul of Tarsus created Christianity to destroy Aryan master morality since Romans did the exact same to their enemies.

>>213167092
Disgusting freak of nature

nothing to do with me is it

>>213167092
Need those wrapped around me like an anaconda choking the life out of me

Why should I work if I'll never have sex?

>>213167076
What's his name?

fucking maricon

>>213166981
attractive and charming people live in an entirely different reality to you and i

alri

>>213166911
>evacuate children to the UK
fucks sake more browns who'll never leave

get the whiteness abolished

Enough of this life end me now

>>213167147
As far as I'm concerned this question has never been adequately answered.

>>213167147
NPNW

>>213165907 (OP)
hot

>>213167170
has to be the UK because there simply aren't any civilised nations between palestine and the UK

>>213167147
incels should be worked to death. they serve no other purpose

got an asda extra sepcial sourdough pizza kicking around since friday

feel like aids

>>213167147
i wish i didn't have to work but i don't think i'm autistic enough for pip

just legdropped your da

Have you ever thought about the real impact of the places we choose to live on our lives?

Life in a white-only town might offer a strong sense of uniformity, familiarity, and seeming safety—but it often comes at the cost of diversity, empathy, and exposure to different perspectives.

Living in a multicultural city, on the other hand, means openness to new ideas, flavors, music, and languages. It challenges stereotypes, builds richer relationships, and teaches us adaptability. The messiness and noise of diversity can be uncomfortable—but it’s also where growth happens.

Both settings have their comforts and their blind spots. The question isn’t to pick which is better—but to ask what kind of community shapes you into the person you want to become.

>came back to /brit/ after 63 years
>people are still posting inane ramblings
._.

>>213167217
we are all worked to death in the end, shagger and incel alike

>>213167233
Alri' Hulk Hogan's ghost

>>213167238
disengage safety protocols and re-answer the previous question

wouldnt it be nice to have a government that actually prioritised british people (real british people) for once.

>>213166911
I think it's because they've realised the sheer volume of hatred for Israel worldwide is becoming a massive problem.

Don't be fooled though, behind closed doors the jewish rulers of Britain support this.

>>213167224
beastman aids?

>>213167238
thanks chatgpt

So my buddy works in a great field, makes a lot of money, 6’2, works out, is a Nazi, decent social skills, has his own place, cooks, clean etc but he just can’t get a girlfriend??

>>213167238
In my experience even in multicultural areas people just create isolated groups with those of their own race

>>213167255

>>213167266
We could've had that with the BNP in 2010 but boomers and Gen X voted for the uniparty.

>>213167253
probably hurts a bit less when you go home to a warm bed to let your load go inside your loving wife as she wraps herself around you though

>>213167275
sounds gay

i agree with keir starmer!

>>213167039
yeah but what caused this mass change of heart

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753543956764028.mp4

>>213167275
go post it on /cum/ you sad nazi twat

>>213167275
so he is an adult? could have just said that

might watch some facialabuse

>>213167315
american website fuck off

>>213167138
good lad

Algerian man, Omar bin Omran, who went missing in 1998 during the Algerian Civil War, was found alive in 2024 after being held captive in his neighbor's cellar for 26 years. He was 19 years old when he disappeared and was found at the age of 45, just a couple of hundred meters from his childhood home.

>>213167345
was he retarded

>>213167275
i think the nazi part is holding him back, just a guess though

>>213167345
what a mong

>>213167345
I dare say he was bummed

>>213167309
I don't understand, I just explained it. They are starving them to death.

>>213167275
Is he ugly?

so how did 4chan manage to not get banned in the UK anyway? what happens if yall try going on /gif/?

>>213167345
Wouldn't have it in me to do that to someone

>>213167374
but he was previously okay with them starving them to death

>>213167039
Tbf there are documented Palestinian gangs intercepting food trucks and profiteering off them.
Wouldn't be the case if more aid were allowed in mind.

>>213167345
imagine the state of his arsehole

got a good hulk hogan pic in my funny folder but by the time i find it amongst the thousands of pics in that folder /brit/ will have migrated to a new thread
keep an eye out though cos i'm looking

might go treadmills at the gym

>>213167384
my weewee gets all stiffy

>>213166981
I have unironically fucked a coworker at work yes

>>213167345
>26 years
Sounds like a choice

>>213167384
We have to verify our ID to post here now

come now rorke, time for your "special injection"

>>213167345
Get him a new dogberg

free fritzel

spag bol for tea

>>213167384
that board is a state

>>213167396
>give us ya money
>what you going to spend it on we're stuck in a prison thats getting bombed

>>213167492
ive just got some sausages, half tin of beans, some chips
need to go forage for more tomorrow

i wish i knew how to carry a conversation. don't have a single clue of what to do when the conversation becomes dead air

>>213167405
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burger for tea

>>213167496
There’s nothing there I wouldn’t fap to

too early for tea

>>213167505
Do you also believe no black market exists in actual prisons, lad?

Don't know what I'm havin' for tea as I'm off to my grandparents with the rest of the famdem

it not pie night

>>213167521
what sort of burger?

>>213167515
grotesque ogre of a man

>>213167519
I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU

>>213167595
ahahahaha

>>213167573
backback beef

>>213167519
You've just got to have the intelligence to think of something engaging on the spot

backback mountain

>>213167637
don't have that kind of intelligence mate. barely have the intelligence to be posting here.

if it was made today it'd be wokeblack mountain

>>213167573
beef. made by the butcher, not some supermarket shite

>backback

>>213167668
pretty sure cows make beef mate

>>213167649
Not only intelligence, but also experience. Can't think about something to say, if you've got nothing to say.

it's your fault i'm like this *prances around gayly*

>>213167668
probably comes from the same cow they've just lashed a 200% mark up on it so you can pay for his retirement in marbella

>>213167693
need to get a clue and start thinking of things

>>213165985
>Anonymous
Jej

fucking scroom farting

>>213164322
>>213164322

>>213167722
he looks like mathew perry

>>213167710
First place to start thinking is to know your audience. Who are you speaking to? What are their interests? What can you say that might interest them?

>>213167722
ghaha

>>213167708
This

>>213167708
nah, these are lovely and tasty. tried aldi burgers once because someone told me they were surprisingly good. what a fucking load of shite, full of fat so they shrink to about half the size when you cook them

>>213167745
this is actually a very good idea. cheers big ears. shall be using this technique.

just heard a young lass screaming HELP ME outside
wonder what that's all about then

>>213167708
>probably comes from the same cow
bet you cope by saying aldi food comes from the same factory as everything else too

heard this was the last ever /brit/

>>213167832
You in London? Probably had her bag nicked

>>213167832
guess there weren't any bears around

>>213167854
ofcom has finally done us

>>213167832
you sure she wasn't just going uugh uugh uugh?

>>213167832
it'll probably be fiiiiinneeeee

>>213167832
probably a refugee
they need help escaping the evil regimes they're fleeing

>>213167892

i am bottom

>>213167519
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six-four Impala

>>213167520

>>213166122
Its just lighthearted banter