Thread 213428485

>gf has told all her friends the exact measurements of my penis, how long i last and how i like to sniff her butthole and spank her
Are women like this in your country?

>>213428485 (OP)
So all her friends bite their lips when they see you?

>>213428485 (OP)
Do you pressed your nose into her butthole when you sniff?

>>213428485 (OP)
>and how i like to sniff her butthole-
Urm, what?

>>213428502
Sometimes they stare and smile.

>>213428520
Yes, maybe spread the buttocks a bit. Sometimes I also lick it and put my tongue in.

>>213428586
good stuff mate now have a threesome with her and one of her friends
>Are women like this in your country?
yes

>>213428485 (OP)
a friend of mine wants me to setle with her best friend ( she is almost 40, like me). I somehow want to try but I am scared her friend would tell her anything and gosspi about my personal stuff so I'll pass

>>213428614
I feel like she's already licked her cute redhead besties pussy since she's apparently licked pussy but I haven't clarified which pussies she's licked or if she just licks any pussy like a total slut.

>>213428541
virgin detected

>>213428586
>Sometimes I also lick it and put my tongue in
Nice

Gay negros itt

>>213428586
lmao
this nigga thinks fazer has set up shop in his gf asshole

>>213428994
Tastes better than Fazer desu.

Yes. I know the exact measurements and sexual preferences of my friends guys and they know mine. Dates have nick names like "candle dick", "plastic wrap man", "monster can dick", "banana man"

>>213429380
And faggots wonder why people despise them.

>>213429424
Not a fag, though I suspect they do the same thing

>>213429438
Post thighs darling.

>>213428695
Lick dem pussies together.
>>213428994
Kek
>>213429099
That's awesome. I wish I had a tasty butthole to tongue.

>the exact measurements of my penis
Pump your brakes. If she said it was big, medium, or small, I could see that. But why does she know the exact measurements?

>>213428485 (OP)
My gf's sisters and mom saw our sex videos because they have no boundaries.

>>213429486
>anon that's like 20 cents
>haha yeah

>>213429528
Do Mexicans really?

>>213429620
>>anon that's like 20 cents
What exactly do you mean by this?

>>213429724
That's what the girl says when she sees a penis that's 17 cents.

Cent is short for centimeter which is used to measure distances.

>>213428485 (OP)
do a live presentation in front of them to establish dominance

>>213428586
lol you like eating shit

>>213429764
Ah, okay. Everyone uses metric here and we just say cm. So did she actually measure it, or just take a guesstimate?

>>213429528
Can’t tell whose more oversexed latinos or Europeans

>>213428485 (OP)
>gf
get off my board, normie scum

>>213429784
I've licked several buttholes and none of them have tasted like shit even when they have been partying in a sweaty weather all day without washing.

>>213429823
She has not measured it with a ruler and she will not because I don't want to disappoint her and her friends.

>>213429982
Brutal.

>>213429982
>they have been partying in a sweaty weather all day without washing.
You're a sex pest (giwtwm)

>>213428541
What's so difficult to grasp about that

>>213428485 (OP)
My gf also talks to her best friend, one time she was full of my cum and she just started casualy talking to her friend like it was nothing, Im learning sign language.

>>213428637
Sometimes, the biggest problems exist only in our head.
Just do it. You are both adults, you can talk about it. Don't worry too much.

>>213428485 (OP)
Yes women are degenerate subhuman filth everywhere
Some just hide it better

>>213431183
>women are degenerate subhuman filth everywhere
Big if true.

>>213428485 (OP)
Yes, women share all the details of their sex life with their close friends. If you have a weird fetish or a small dick, her friends know about it

>>213431402
What's the evolutionary purpose for this behavior?

>>213431528
They need other bitches to know who's alpha and who's beta so all bitches go get impregnated by the alpha

>>213431661
But don't they want the good genes for themselves?

>>213428485 (OP)
>exact measurements of my penis
which are?

>>213431752
Man why are you getting your information off virgins on here?

>>213431798
That's what you'd like to know you little slut.

>>213431752
From evolutionary point women even synchronize their pms when they are together for q long time so they'd all get impregnated by Chad
They are literally cattle by the nature in all senses
Their only purpose is be an incubator for chad

>>213428994
his girlfriend's girl friends think viru valge set up shop in his penor

>>213432155
Do Ukrainian women agree with that? Asking for a friend.

>>213432187
viru valge is shit tier, actually any vodka is. drink gin

>>213432264
I think they invented Vergi and Taxi Vodka just to make Viru Valge seem less shitty.

>>213431895
whatever, coward. I just want to know how my cock compares to that of sexhavers.

How many diseases have you contracted?

>>213432815
I got chlamydia once but turns out that you just take some pills and then it goes away.

To be completely honest she said that she was kind of a prostitute but it was a weird time and I was drunk daily.

>>213432738
I've measured it at 19cm pushing the tape at the bone even though it's more often maybe 18cm but then girls are like wow this is really big this must be much larger than the nice round number of 20cm and then you pat them on the head because they're so good at math.

>>213432368
when i was 16 i would get the one with watermelon flavour. shit still made me gag. until my TS3 m8 told to buy a decent gin and i can drink that shit with no soda/juice as backup

>>213433189
Is drinking gin just like that considered normal in Estonia? I sometimes do that and then the bartenders are like "ahem sir... yes good choice, often people drink that with something else krhm..."

>>213433307
nah
only me, thats why a romanian had to tell me about it

>>213432892
I wouldn't touch a woman like that, probably a really bad idea

>>213428485 (OP)
Is it good news? If so then you won't have to wait long to be snapped up again if you and your gf split.

>>213433707
Virginal choir girls with braided hair don't usually let you tie them up and spank their ass raw until they sit on your face and giggle when they ask which hole you want on your face.

Not saying that it's a good idea.

>>213433877
I see you haven't been with many virginal choir girls.

>>213433986
Is there something that you'd like to tell us?

>>213428485 (OP)
So basically the initial hurdle is having sex once, and then after that she does all the PR for you. Good to know.

>>213433877
>let you tie them up and spank their ass raw until they sit on your face and giggle when they ask which hole you want on your face
You don't have to go to a prostitute to have this man...
Basically almost any girl is like that.

>>213428485 (OP)
>gf does all your PR legwork for any future
Damn bro, you got it made.

>>213434609
The one girl who said that she was kinda like a prostitute and then later said that she wasn't was the only one who's done that.

But I've not been with very many Russian girls. One wanted to drink wine, watch Shrek, mock Putin and fuck.

>>213434899
>watch Shrek
This is funny but we've watched Shrek with my current gf the first time we were alone together

>>213435004
Yeah it's pretty funny movie with the green guy and all.

>>213428485 (OP)
So what are the measurements?

>>213428485 (OP)
>"Interests" boards: International - /int/
>there is no discussion about interests
>it's just a turbonormie version of /r9k/ with flags

>>213435452
>anon... that's too big... oh go on...

>>213435569
This is an international board.

The russian girls praise Zelenskyi when they come btw.

>>213435690
I don't believe you. You Finn's have tiny micro penises.

My now wife's friend did this while we in college in front of me. She called her at the time sex partner's penis a "little peanut"
They didn't last a month.
>He's now married and she is single at 31

My best friend gets mad at me when I tell women about his penis measurements

>>213435750
I once posted my penis on /soc/ and there were like 17 guys going "hmm yeah, very suckable".

Just a test, no homo.

>>213428485 (OP)
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>>213429982
oriental barbarism

>>213435690
Have you ever had situations when at first it felt really tight and then suddenly not that tight despite your size?
>>213436200
That's why I don't post my dick anymore, I only need wymyn opinions on it (haha on it get it?)

>>213434328
Unless you're shit at it, then you basically just blew your chances with her entire social circle

>>213436978
>Have you ever had situations when at first it felt really tight and then suddenly not that tight despite your size?
Putting in the pussy? Desu they just moan more.

>>213437667
I mean when you start the fucking it's tight but then after a few minutes it's kinda loose in there

>>213437895
Desu not really. Finnish and Russians girls have both been like "yeah it hurts but stick it deep".

>>213428994
kek, fingols BTFO

very nice frog collection finnbro

>>213438544
Thanks, I kinda feel like it's the frogs that make this place what it is.

>>213428485 (OP)
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as if finngols could get any more based
bravo, OP

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Maaaaaaam
Are you having one of those tranny "periods"? Seems like to you forgot to dilate

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>>213429982
Good on you, watch out for brain parasites, thoughever
>>213439195
He's an established part of board culture, you've got some nerve ivan..

>>213428485 (OP)
Some are

>>213428485 (OP)
lel

>>213428485 (OP)
Well fuck dude, start doing stuff that they'd be impressed by. Market your brand.

>>213442092
I'm pretty sure they've spent several nights discussing the time when I made my gf pick a switch.

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>>213429764
thanks you

>>213428485 (OP)
there's a reason they say when you date a woman you're dating her entire friend group
she's going to share everything you say or do, and they will judge you for it, maybe even tell her to leave you if they end up not liking you
I forget the name of this phenomenon, but it's very common in women where they share everything, especially embarrassing stuff almost like they all instinctively agree to black mail each other if one steps out of line, social media and the easiness of communicating has driven this instinct into overdrive too, your mom probably would phone her friends once a week, but girls your age are spending half an hour a day every day in their group chat airing these little secrets

>>213445738
Women might have been a mistake.

>>213431868
better than listening to women