I got heat but I can't covert it into dimes

>walk into room
>a randomly chosen item appears
>may or may not have to wiki what the item is
>only decision you have to make is "does this item give me good stats or is it going to brick my run instantly"
>game is either really hard or really easy based on the RNG of you picking up one or two damage ups
yeah actually this is bad game design

This is basically how I dress for work/semi-formal stuff

>>150351978
I refuse to believe Cavani invented the lightbulb.

>>214002887
The zoomer is close to finding out why boomers hated they wives

>>40917246
>how to get the illuminutty's attention
It's much easier than you think
>get them to give me what I need in order to serve their agenda? They're not going to do that. They're more than likely just going to psychologically torture you for fun. Why would they need your help with anything?

>>40892551
I love going to work every day and dealing with loud, room temperature IQ, contemptuous niggers, I love having to be high out of my mind to the point where I don't even know where I am half the time, so I'm numb enough not to fly into a psychotic rage and kill everyone around me. I love that my tax money goes to paying for 1,200$ worth of instant macaroni and flash-frozen pizza for the 10 obese mutts of the welfare queens and coalburning gutter trash living in income apartments, driving around in luxury SUVs, pulling their EBT cards out of 10,000$ Gucci bags, and getting healthcare paid for by my tax money. I love it so much.

>>213495786
If I had actually found a woman worth marrying, I wouldn't do it. If I hadn't....well, that truck's suspension system would've gotten a very thorough test that night.

>>213403121
Someone I regularly go out to get lunch with will regularly tip 50%, even when the waiter clearly doesn't give two shits isn't bothering to check the table. It's amazing.

>>213360628
I'm convinced men who think this have never actually fucked a woman's ass before. The sphincter is squeezing you at your base while the inside is so soft, hot, sticky and pillowy. It's amazing.

Literally only Alien is good.
>inb4 some random game or comic or erm actually 3 is good
No.

>>213429784
I've licked several buttholes and none of them have tasted like shit even when they have been partying in a sweaty weather all day without washing.

>>213429823
She has not measured it with a ruler and she will not because I don't want to disappoint her and her friends.

I have a right to fuck smelly zoomette pussy.

What could Iran possibly do that would be remembered for centuries? A chernobyl incident in israel that makes the state uninhabitable for centuries?

>>149248299
Sorry but you're getting expelled from conmebol if you lose.