Thread 213553335

There goes your inheritance edition

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>>213551373

Been watching an anime called Witch Watch, I like it so far

Thread music
https://youtu.be/Apv2T-ogClA

everybody shut the FUCK up im watching anime

new frank green and a sneaky link

Jason on the left

Just remembered all of my life experiences
Wowza ... cringe alert

LET DOWN YOUR GUARD
AND OPEN YOUR HEART
TO MEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyVrtgniApE

Remember when everyone was like I’m spiritual but not religious

>>213553433
>socially liberal but fiscally conservative

>>213553433
Yes and I would say "I'm not honest but you're really interesting"

>>213553409
me on the right

I wonder how disappointed my parents secretly are of me, and how relieved they'd be if I passed away.
They'd be free of this embarrassing blot on their reputation

In 1971 the USDA put severe restrictions on the sale of goat meat, arguably the most nutritious meat, in what was called the Goat Sale Elimination, or GoatSE. Google ‘GoatSE’ for more info

>>213553446
And now the contrarian zeitgeist is socially conservative but fiscally liberal

>berating people on CS(I cannot help myself) calling them public schooled, unmarried parents, brown, unplanned pregnancy, uneducated, can't read cursive, etc
>get called a "eunich"

>>213553355
crowboy ruins everything

Fiscal is a stupid word. It sounds gay.

>>213553472
>>berating people on CS(I cannot help myself)
I fucking TOLD you that was gonna happen...

>>213553481
Und jetzt das Kinderlied! HA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-bgiiTxhzM

>>213553457
I drink goat milk

>>213553502
Listen.....I had TWO games where I said NOTHING

>>213553491
No he doesn't, he supports

>>213553498
Are you a fiscal conservative?

>>213553529
he's worthless as a character

>>213553535
what is that

>>213553522
I fucking called it. I called it, and you said NO and I was like...that ain't gonna happen

shaking my DAMN head

I'm fiscally Nazi , but socially I'm a kike

>>213553545
no gibs

flirting just boils down to the ability to make a woman have sex with you
I understand it but in practice I never use it.

>>213553545
Someone who doesn't want much government spending.

I'm fucking this White guys wife... I'm Latino

I’m a little worm

I have a lot of experience masturbating. I masturbate at an Olympic level. I am one of the best

why DID those judens kill poor little Simon from Trent anyways?

Which one /cum/?

they should exhume angus macaskills body for the study of human morphological extremes or at least beam a ground penetrating radar at it. that’s what i would do if i were a scientist

sexually satisfied, financially dissatisfied

>>213553522
William Boone held his mouth shut. He looked across the adobe Mexican enclosure to John Plum and that man held his mouth in turn. And in an age even before Mexican army torture detachments their fathers and their grandfathers before them had kept mum at the most horrible of abuses and indignities such as were suffered by those caught up in the French War, or King Philip's war and all barbarities under the globe that had afflicted the white settler since his pitiful disembarcation at a barren rock in winter and which had made them in part men of such a sort that would find no purchase in the world, only grief and trials and strife until the last of them was laid out in the earth with his last rites read or not.

>>213553614
They have an unquenchable thirst for blood

>>213553615
sup becky?

>>213553622
Who

>>213553564
>>213553584
ummmmmm I don't know.

>>213553638
I actually bought it for a non white woman

>>213553615
I'm a mormon. I don't drink.

fat ugly men

>>213553553
It's literally not my fault.....

>>213553652
they probably went with coconut then huh

>>213553596
It's more a reaction to a violation of a perceived quid pro quo. Dershowitz mentioned being hurt by his minority students' and mentees' positions on the conflict. Wokeness and DEI are being temporarily rolled back as whip cracking.

i used to love azaleasdolls, but i've noticed a worrying trend over time and i'm unsure if i'm reading too much into it.

there's a lack of diversity as always (removing skintones from the viking woman reupload is inexcusable), but there's also just a certain... vibe? the kate middleton game felt weird to me, and now there's also the "america dress up game," which... has ZERO skintone options. nothing.

>>213553624
>3D
Pig disgusting
>>213553596
>3D
Pig disgusting
>>213553409
>3D
Disgusting Pig

I'm brilliant, extraordinarily gifted and talented.

>>213553667
I *should* not that I do support bullying brown pipo on vidya games though

>>213553698
Oh yeah? Do a better Cormac than me. I think my Cormac was really good.

>>213553669
The green apple actually

>>213553698
I agree anon. But you're not a cat therefore I don't care. I only care about cats and 2D women.

>>213553693
fern is so based

I'm fucking this White guys wife... I'm Latino

Mentally ill troon toon poster hour

>>213553740
fat*

Someone recommended listening to Candy Claws a few days ago and I really like them

Does this photo move you?

>>213553723
https://youtu.be/7bpz2Zvr8Lg

Ive had sex 5 times so far this year
How many times this year has /cum/ had sex?

>>213553753
two airships/ exploder falls?

youre welcome

>>213553755
center is cute

>>213553751
built for goblins

>>213553765
I assume you mean apart from when we're gangbanging your mother?

>>213553762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzFFtBsl5ps

This argie whore online is trying to scam me. Maybe I could fuck with her idk

>>213553715
Oh okay, epic....im playing right now but im saying very little

Basically half of the US Congress is in Israel now

>>213553755
They are all wearing wigs

>>213553335 (OP)
>Want relationship
>Be broke
>Can't afford to fix car
>Have to ride bike to work
Such is life

Jason has the NERVE to call other people faggots

Ceres and Calypso in the Deep Time is one of the greatest albums of all times

>>213553755
the Shaniqua in the center is pretty cute, actually

>Dory Mcclean
>She only 14
>She's the dick sucking queen
Beautiful song

>>213553812
get his ass

According to my Discord stats I sent 1,022,015 DMs over the past 8 years, averaging by my estimates around 349 DMs per day on that platform alone.

Across Sykpe and Omegle and Kik and WhatsApp and Snapchat and Tumblr and Reddit and Chatzy and Instagram and Telegram and Amino and maybe two dozen other apps and websites, I'm probably doubling that number so I'm messaging at least 800 people per day. I spend usually at minimum 20 hours a day direct messaging anyone I can find in the hopes of having someone to talk to but out of all of the people I've messaged over the years every single one has blocked me and not a single person I've spoken too is still talking to me.

I'm doing the math for the first time and besides a period of a few weeks in 2022 when I was hospitalized I've kept those numbers consistent since 2014 so in total I've probably messaged at least 3 and a half million people. Of course the vast majority of them don't respond to my DM or just instantly block me so counting the times it leads to an actual conversation its probably around 25,000 people minimum I've spoken to in total and that's led to 0 actual friendships.

Blonde, blue eyed women and german shepherds America is increasing looking like NAZI GERMANY

>>213553810
Start an ONLYfans

>>213553755
>3DPD
Yeah, it moves me to disgust. 3D women are gross and repulsive.

>>213553872
increasingly

>>213553876
What about 3D men?

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

>>213553876
But you guys simp hard for sydney sweeney I myself find her a 'meh' white girl, a random cashier in butt fuck nowhere in rural wisconsin blows her out of the fucking water. FUCK A FUCKING DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish you were helpful and nice like reddit users

>>213553911
Fuck you faggot.

lmao

>>213553335 (OP)
>caller is extremely rude and snappy for absolutely no reason
Alright bud, enjoy being on hold while I shitpost on 4chan and walk away and take out my trash, wash a few dishes, then maybe actually assist you if I feel like it. Never understood why these old faggots think they'll get good service by being extremely nasty to customer service. Oh well, I will be enjoying my break while he gets to listen to obnoxious hold music for the next 10 or 15 minutes. Old boomer fuck.

>>213553915
>>213553812

>>213553911
wish brazilians were banned from the internet

>>213553900
I don't care one way or another about men.

>>213553928
Canadians first!

>>213553928
well twitter was banned here by Lula, thank you

i hate jews

currently listening thru clairo's discography to increase my performativeness
all i ever listened to was diary 001 and theres a few good songs in these albums

>>213553933
but I like /hoc/

>>213553940
Most people under 40 do and everyone under 30 does.

>>213553944
do you look like that?

>>213553944
But she's a talentless, nepobaby hack who ripped off Julian Casablancas. THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS SAY!!!!!!!!! FUCK A DUCKY!!!!!!!

why does my forehead always feel sunburnt and dry even though Im inside at work all day

>>213553959
yes its a selfie

SAME WAY AS HER UNCLE
WHO WAS MY GRANDFATHER
NEVER SAW A CAN BLEW UP IN THE TRASH
GODDAMN WHAT WERE THE ODDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBNdOTu2Wn0

>>213553969
you are cute. i look like this

>>213553968
Yea bro you got a job we get it

I find Howard Stern far more entertaining than Opie and Anthony

>>213553991
cant be that hard to get a job picking bananas

>>213553980
SUN KIL MOON IS THE BEST BAND EVER

Yes I am Hispanic.
Yes I love Hitler.
Yes I watch Nick Fuentes.
No you will not do anything about it.

a job i wanted sent me a message on indeed but i didnt see it until a week later because indeed didnt send me an email telling me

>>213554005
grimdeed

>>213553998
It now is thanks to 50% tarriffs, thank you donald trump

>>213554000
idk about that but in my estimation Benji is the best folk album since 1976 and all up till the present day

>>213553997
They have their moments but stern was way better

Oh boy

come mr tally man tally me banana

>>213554034
feel literally nothing seeing this

Gay or half gay != faggot.

Texass and I are gay and half gay. A faggot is a promiscuous casual sex having and more importantly attracted to ugly hairy men.

>>213554034
imagine the back pain

OP is a zionist and faps to trannies and has said on /brit/ that he has had "sex" with men

>>213554002
Based white spic. White spic brotherhood. Brüderlich

>he doesn't know about the *other* Planet Caravan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcU-IfF-CWY

Life’s too short. Go ahead and make that horrendous post

>>213554041
as a skinny twink i agree fat hairy guys are hot

>>213554043
You are a pedo and have to post from a Mexican VPN because you were banned for spamming children

>>213554067
poopen sharten

>place in queue: 1500
Is IQDB being attacked by Christian/feminists again?

>>213554067
I have always felt that Red Sonja is an underrated adventure movie

im eating at a 1k calorie deficit per day and weightlifting every other day + walking almost every day

>>213553870
>Across Sykpe and Omegle and Kik and WhatsApp and Snapchat and Tumblr and Reddit and Chatzy and Instagram and Telegram and Amino and maybe two dozen other apps and websites, I'm probably doubling that number so I'm messaging at least 800 people per day. I spend usually at minimum 20 hours a day direct messaging anyone I can find in the hopes of having someone to talk to but out of all of the people I've messaged over the years every single one has blocked me and not a single person I've spoken too is still talking to me.
I had a very close friend I met through 4chan and talked with online regularly for more than 10yrs. Unfortunately he appears to have committed suicide back in February of this year. He was exceptionally depressed and going through a rough time of it mentally. He messaged me a few days prior telling me he'd just tried hanging himself and also taken a almost certainly lethal cocktail of drugs. Amazingly he survived, and seemed to be maybe recovering. He became really frantic and energetic before sending his last message "Don't worry, I'll talk to you soon mate"

And that's the last I heard of him. Up to that point we talked almost every day without fail. I hold out some hopes maybe he's still around. I tried searching obituaries and such and managed to track down his location from cross referencing pictures and years and years of message history. But the funny part is, after all that time I don't know his name. Not with certainty at least. He was very secretive with private details like that. He did tell me his first and last name a few times but I have no way of knowing if that was a real name or not.

Anyways, hope you find a friend anon. I'm probably done with any close online friendships for the rest of my life.

>>213554113
nobody cares

>>213554113
I care sweetie

>>213554113
A bloatmaxxed Chad could throw your twink low body fat ass around like a piece of cardboard

>>213553870
you're so pathetic, jason

>>213554146
why would they im non-confrontational

can someone explain this phenomenon to me? is it a mod or a janny or a bot?

>>213554192
I just decided to delete it

>>213554191
stocking is so iconic

>>213554192
A freak

you guys suck

im so shleepy

>>213554220
jasons sucks more than a vacuum cleaner but he sucks dick

/cum/ is a panty general

Business idea: cops entrapment scheme pretending to be underage girls pretending to be legal age girls

>>213554218
most definitely not and never in the sheets

ans you swallow

business idea: internet firewall blocking off all of south america

>>213553944
>clairo
Industry plant but I like "Pretty Girl". When I lived in a small town in Texas I'd walk along a dried out river bed listening to that on foggy nights while drinking from a vodka bottle in my trenchcoat pocket and eating delta 8 gummies. Good memories.

i think my neighbors are aliens from outer space

This is literally me

>>213554236
Fried him

cock

>blonde woman: Japan
my beloved

Bye Felicia

>>213554264
top right is me

anime is not real

I feel smarter after I eat salmon

>>213554288
You aren't a woman Jason, thank you

stop calling anime "tranime"

i wanna fuck you like an animaaaallll

>>213554288
Hello beautiful

>>213554314
post cock

This is my rizz music
https://youtu.be/afMoMYMzWpY?si=QLOQ-7clX2q6z40g

tranny may

>>213554318
Post-cock is when you stop being gay

>>213554299
ummmmmmmmmm proof?

>>213554325
im straight thoever

>>213554247
but then you wouldn't be able to watch your onlyfans tranny porn jason

Canada acts like a jaded ex unironically

>>213554113
How will you survive the winter without stored calories in fat deposits on your body?

why are certain posters obsessed with jason?

Canada orgasm denied

Venecos.jpeg

>>213554348
i dont deserve to live

>>213554362
>Mark Carney and the Canadian public's penchant for ruined orgasms

he's LITERALLY me

>>213554362
the budpocalypse, eh?

Samantha

>>213554367
No one "deserves" anything. Hope this helps.
>>213553335 (OP)
My stupid 30 minute lunch break is way too short to actually do anything. It's crazy, before I had a 1hr lunch break, then they lowered it to 45mins, then I took on 12h shifts and they lowered it to 30mins because "we figured since the shift is already so long you'd want to just get it over with and take a shorter break". Like bitch how do they decide something like that on my behalf? Infuriating.

Samantha is a jewish name btw

I love Amerika I love donald trump

>Muthar drunk kisses you
Your reaction?

>>213554364
She has a mustache
>>213553335 (OP)
What ever happened with those hard-core leftists who shot up an immigration detention center?

>>213554364
two white men and a white woman

I just got back from doing jiu jitsu for the first time in over a year. I feel fucking wored, and I won't be able to sleep for a while

Hidden these things from the wise and revealed them unto babes

>>213554418
what?

When we attempt to exercise power or control over someone else, we cannot avoid giving that person the very same power or control over us.

jason has a femdom fetish because he's a beta male

>>213554422
ebin troll, pedocel

Remember: ignore tripfaggots

>>213554426
big ballz got jumped by a bunch of joggers in D.C. if he knew jiu jitsu he could have fought back, maybe beat them to a fucking pulp

>>213554430
>Mutahar recently admitted on stream that he drunkly been passionate with one of his male friends more than once

>>213554439
do we even have tripfags?

>>213554442
are you from Qatar?

>>213554437
Jason locks his dick on a cage and wears a strapon whenever he fucks his cardboard girlfriend and when he cums on her she disintegrates

>>213553335 (OP)
What do you think of Wikipe- tan? Do you like her?

>>213554456
No. Are you from Romania?

All I took from the wolf of wall street is I wish quaaludes still existed

>>213554441
>Edward Coristine(born December 2005), also known by the online alias "Big Balls",[1]is an Americancollege studentandprogrammerformerly appointed to theDepartment of Government Efficiency(DOGE),[2][3][4][5]and made a permanent federal employee with the title Senior Advisor at the highest pay grade (GS-15) in theGeneral Services Administrationat the end of May 2025.[6]
Huh

>>213554468
BRING BACK THE FUCKIN QUAALUDES

>>213554467
AH, ZEE GLORY OF ZEE CARPAHTIANS CONTRASTED WIZ ZEE NIIIGHT! BLEH!
...no!

True?

>>213554439
this projects the impression that the person who made this seethed so hard about some tripfag that probably doesnt post here anymore

Magapedes are powerless against the Wikipede.

>>213554487
*Attempts to scam me*

>>213554489
me in the middle

I feel like I could cry. When was the last time you cried?

dumb peanutposter

any of you listen to straight edge vegan hardcore?

Why are these posters obsessed with "jason" always brown?

when was the last time you jacked off

>>213554464
cute but pozzed to hell and back

>>213554529
4 seconds ago

mulheres são vadias

>>213554529
I tried to earlier but I just wasn’t into it

>>213554522
No.

imagine if jason gets a asian gf and one night he asks her to penetrate his asshole with a strapon
she is disgusted and dumps him then starts dating a mexichad who isn't a pornaddict fag

>>213554529
yesterday

>>213554442
lmao well he's a jeet so that makes sense but idk who would kiss an ugly guy like that

It's time for everyone to admit that all men have gay thoughts once in a while

>>213554540
japanese women have very hairy pussies, thank you

>>213554540
the things you fap to are very strange, pedophile-cel

>>213554505
This is Slovenia, not some Balkans country, damnit all! When I see all the western tourists carrying their backpacks on their bellies I wonder whether they think this is Serbia. Of course they do! They think this is fucking Serbia! Just like those, those oriental cutthroats, the haiduks and the pillagers and the gypsy peddlers! Slovenes can be a little shifty in business deals, but we're not gonna pickpocket you, you know.

Ive been trying to kick the masturbation habit and I can't. I feel like a loser

>>213554489
Classic Beastars

>https://meta.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikipede

>>213554547
You have never fucked a Fiona esque woman while drunk?

>>213554563
Just look at syndey sweeney's bare-face

a finna void my bowels

Nearly 12 hours since the injury. It's stitched up but starting to swell. Hopefully the pain will be manageable tomorrow

مايكل جاكسون-ديانا القذرة

>>213554567
no I did turn down some ogres though

i dont care

I don't like that women hold such power over me
if no women existed, I would not be able to jack off my penis very effectively
This means I can never be truly self sufficient

i hate how when i shave my mustache you can still see dark stubble and theres nothing i can do about it

>>213553335 (OP)
they'll bitch about kids playing video games but then lose 10's of thousands of dollars to them

Why do people act as if it's weird to prefer hairy pussy? Shaving it less natural

I subscribed to Lil Tay's onlyfans. A beta white boy like me exists to just spend money to support the lavish lifestyle of these queens who would not look at me even for a moment. I pay my tribute to them and lock myself in the cockcage.

>>213554550
See I really like dicks. Large in girth mandatory but exceptional length not terribly important. Shorn pubic hair. White. Uncircumcised. When I discovered this about myself I watched some gay porn thinking perhaps i am bisexual. It turned out I cannot in to men's bodies at all. I just like dicks. I can't do shemale porn either as they still look like men on a base structural sort of way, an unrecoverable turn off.

>>213554638
Remember when she faked her death? Good times

>>213554634
Gay guys do that for cock too it's weird

feeling depressed
think the ol bipolar is switching moods again
we had a great long run of being happy this time

got a like from a pretty girl on hinge and i'm already imagining our life together 10 years from now with a beautiful house and 2.5 kids and a vacation home on cape cod.

>>213554585
What happened anon?
>>213554619
Have you never heard of drawings?

>>213554442
every guy who goes to parties or the club regularly has kissed or made out with a male friend

>>213554634
hairy blonde and redhead pussies are güt brüdi

>>213554634
not as aesthetically pleasing for most and most dont like hair in their food anyways

I am so fucking happy to be alive

>>213554634
Needs to be trimmed and groomed at least.

>>213554653
I cant fap to a drawing. I'm not a child

>>213554659
My man!
>>213554662
I will never understand those people
>>213554667
Nah

>>213554667
not if it's blonde or red, thank you

>>213554657
*Give you a Modelo*

i get a ton of tinder likes but next to none on hinge and theyre all chopped
says something

>>213554653
Cut my finger on a broken glass

>>213554529
couple of years ago

>>213554663
This is offensive

>>213554529
for jason it was 5 minutes ago

I’m fuckin gay

>>213554693
Every day is a gift. I genuinely feel this way

goshpedo is addicted to porn and can't quit

had a gay dream should i be concerned?

>>213554712
what happened in it..?

>>213554707
that's my guy

Damn

I dont know why, but the word 'barn' always makes a chuckle a little

you are mexican

>>213554712
If you've never smoked and have a dream where you're having a cigarette does that mean you secretly crave smoking? If you get drunk once and a friend gives you a cig and you have no desire to smoke again in the morning does that mean you're a closeted chain-smoker?

>>213554715
i sucked a bunch of hairy cocks

>>213554720
why are foids such heartless murderers

barn

Wait a minute, is this mug mundo? Is this mug mu do wundo? Is this mug mundo wundo? I forget and I don’t remember.

>>213554731
holy fuck this is from evangelion i am reminded of asuka and her delicious white skin, blue eyes and red hair

Everything is pointless and gay including me

That's my purse. I don't know you!

>>213554669
Retard normie get off my imageboard. I won't ask again. Next time I'll be sending my waifu to eliminate thee

>>213554759
anime and hentai are now mainstream btw, retard

>>213554712
I've had a gay wet dream before it was very concerning

>>213554702
fuckin chinese too I bet

Everything is tragic, it all just falls apart

>>213554783
my LAWWWWWWWWD

Ret's not bring the Chinese into this

>>213554783
This flower is a-wiltin'

>>213554048
Based Kyuss enjoyer. That band is the shit,

I’m not a person! I don’t exist! Nonnono I’m not me I’m not me. Fuck fuck fuck fuck

jews are the reason why homosexuality is normalized in society

>>213554790
>>213554806
yep

amerika girl

>>213554815
YOU'RE YOU YOU'RE YOU LOOK AT YOU FUCKIN IDIOT JAJAJAJAJAJA

>>213554683
Dang that sucks. How'd that happen? One time when I worked at a gas station at the end of my shift I was taking the trash out and my hand got sliced. Some fucking retard hard thrown broken glass into the trashcan, it cut straight through the bag, through my gloves, and gave me a pretty gnarly cut. I had to just walk all the way home while dripping blood and hoping I didn't just catch AIDs.

Taking a rape walk

i dislike king of the hill because it tries to humanize texans when in reality they're mostly salvageable vermin.

>>213554828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K3Wa8aiuYw

I am gonna make a Lain edition

I am legitimately the baldest person in the world. I’m balder than guys who are actually bald. I’ll probably blow my entire fuckin head off with a civil war cannon.

>>213554826
Remove religion from the world and the most popular opinion on homosexuality would be
>Gay stuff is fine as long as you're not getting fucked in the ass
>

I need to jerk of but I'm delaying it because it feels pathetic
I need some real puss now!

>>213554857
Not if I beat you to the draw

That’s really cool man

>>213554861
soviets were atheists and still faggotry was illegal in atheist communist states

>>213554861
I guess it's fine, but I'm still implicitly not going to respect or take seriously a dude that sucks dick

>>213554846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYFtskeZrNg

lain is for faggots

>>213554861
Well I am getting fucked in the ass by YOUR DAD

I’m simply raped chinese

I feel like Sadiq Khan has been the mayor of London for a very long time

Hurry up you lain hoe

N

>>213554910
o

>>213554914
>>213554914
>>213554914

>>213554915
got his ass