Thread 213657881

western american edition

conquered the west >>213623871

Good morning, sisters.

>>213657881 (OP)
Beautifel.

Good morning /med/.

Good morning med, let's pray for Gman tomorrow

Brekkie: 150 g cheese, 4 decilitres of high brotein milk, scoop of brotein bowder
725 kcal, 85 g brotein.

>>213659625
>44C
That's 4C higher than the highest temperature I've ever experienced, and it was so hot that I almost puked with nausea.
I'm just sad for all the cute French girls who will have to suffer in this heat.

>>213659785
When did it reach 40 in the UK ?

>>213659625
Grim

Hello meddlings, I played Stardew Valley all day long yesterday. My farm is still rough looking but it gets better.
>>213659625
It's going to be alright, I'll stay inside with my electric fan and hope for the best.

>>213660097
>Hello meddlings, I played Stardew Valley all day long yesterday
Based, good game

>>213660097
At the cagie ?
How will office qts dress tomorrow ?

>>213659870
2022, it was the hottest summer we ever experienced. It was the first, but likely not last, time we hit 40C in London.

Another weekend, another slaying. I recently joked with my mother that these drunk (or under any other substance) drivers that crash and kill someone needs to be put to death, but honestly I'd be all for whipping them alongside a long prison sentence. The front of the car looks like something out of Lovecraft's dreams.
>>213659625
Sizzling.
>>213660097
What are you growing?

>>213660167
Expecting concrete action from our authorities is a bit too much.

>>213660185
Why would someone drive a Maserati in Malta when it's overcrowded and narrow roads ?

>>213660116
Yeah it's pretty damn good, I like all the directions you're pulled towards like fishing, farming, mining, talking to people...
It's not the first playthrough I did but it's the first where I'm getting good at mananing everything together.
>>213660118
Nah it was saturday yesterday but I WILL play it on cagie time tomorrow too.
>>213660167
Tragic... I always guessed that any of these events hit harder in an island setting and everyone feel more concerned by it.
>What are you growing?
Right now it's Fall so pumpkins, yams, eggplants and hay for the chiggens.
>>213660196
Retards thirsting after status at all cost.

>>213660196
The car make is not an issue, I think. It is the speeding and - while not confirmed yet, but is usually the case - driving under the influence.
>>213660238
> I always guessed that any of these events hit harder in an island setting
Yeah, and we have been getting several lately.
>pumpkins, yams, eggplants and hay for the chiggens.
Cute.

Good morning Sirs!

>>213660097
Never played it. Is that the game made by a single autismo guy?

>>213660939
Salut.

>>213660939
Jai Med!

>>213661641
Do you have other international versions of this cat ?

Brown and tanned girls should wear green more often.

>>213662025
Or wear nothing at all

Good morning!
Beautiful day to go to the beach.

>>213662025
Post examples

>>213662478
I do not have any.

>>213662090
Nude people are cringe

>>213662374
Nvm.
A thick mist is setting in.

It's insane how comfy woolking is when there are virtually no pedestrians because they are busy sitting in their air conditioned rooms.

>>213661791
No, only this American cat.

>>213660185
>The driver was a 17-year-old.
>The car was his father's.
>Both, alongside the passengers are arrested.

>>213663770
The driver and passengers had fled the scene on foot, which is fucking stupid and won't help their case at all.

>>213663522
Very cute

>>213662478
Ok, here's something.

The internet is listening to me. Not the biggest fan of highlighted colours though.

You can thank nature for this.

>>213664545
Very peng

>>213664401
Sex.

>>213664484
Sex.

>>213664545
Walk.

I have been seeing posts on X regarding that wplace website and it is basically the reddit version of pixelplanet. Ironically, Malta on wplace is still relatively Maltese whereas on pixelplanet it got taken over by Serbs. They think they own the place just because there's a couple of them on prison, I guess.

>>213666082
in prison*, plus the sizeable Serbian community which shouldn't be here but I digress.

>>213662374
>>213663213
Beautiful indeed

>>213660167
>>213660185
>>213663770
Fuckers who cause accidents in which others die should receive the death penalty

>>213664545
Mmm, imagine the tactical maneuvers here

>>213666115
Albanians too.

>>213666082
Let's hope that Fehlinger will resolve the Serbian issue once and for all

Andorra is a big boy

As far as walks and food go for this month, it has been a disaster.
>>213668242
We have such a good look.

>>213668508
Why was it a disaster ?

>>213668520
Gluttony unchecked and skipping walks on multiple occasions.

>>213668565
It's okay you'll do better now

>>213668781
On the other hand, I'm almost at being able to do 20 push-ups at one go, so at least there's that.

>>213668565
Well, at least you did some pushups and situps.
In case you're curious, the smol spidey did not care at all about the dead spidey, so I brought it outside where birds could see it. They did not care either, so it will be some ants that'll probably take care of the corpse.

Slow bread

Wish I saw this in maltaland

>>213669089
>20 push-ups at one go,
Zamn, that's pretty good

>>213669130
>Well, at least you did some pushups and situps.
Yeah. Currently doing a total of 40 push-ups and around 50 sit-ups (I'm not that constant with these) daily; trying.
>>213669570
>Wish I saw this in maltaland
Sliema, I think.
>Zamn, that's pretty good
Hopefully I'm doing them correctly.

>>213669726
Maybe getting a pair of pushup bars would be worth it. Checked on the maltese site of Decathlon, and they are 7 euros so not even expensive.
Then again, maybe doing pushups without them is better. Need andalussy's advice on this one.

>>213669901
Spending money no bueno.

>>213669901
It's a minor difference but with those you can do a bit more rom.

>>213670026
It's 7 euros senpai.
If you don't want to spend your money, I'm sure if you ask your momberg she won't mind buying it for you.

>>213669901
How do you use these ?

>>213670162
Same way you would do a pushup, except you hold onto the bars instead of pushing your palms against the ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik8q1YBkzCw

>>213670093
What's the point anyway? No.

>>213670268
I see, that makes sense now

>>213669726
I would add squats to your daily routine, easy to do and great dor the lower body.

>>213670658
True. I planned to, did them once, and for some reason stopped. I'll add them.

>>213670864
Thank you for mentioning them though, because I would've gone longer without adding them, or none at all.

>>213670864
Don't do this after a cuppa.

>>213671056
Lmao

>>213670308
>What's the point anyway?
They are... le good
>No.
Fine, I won't mention them again.

>>213671056
It might sound like a joke but, generally, don't go to somewhere where there are no bathrooms after a coffee, at least that's my experience

>>213670308
>>213671311
main point is avoiding stress on your wrist, that can start to hurt if you do a lot of normal pushups

>>213671380
I see. I haven't had issues with my wirsts yet.
>>213671311
Relax.

>>213669130
Forgot to mention that yes, the ants will surely take care of it.

>>213657881 (OP)
perfect edition to post this picture
>English Rose(Western Edition)

missed cheese

>>213657881 (OP)
>>213673163
Just when I started watching American Primeval. Nice coincidence

>spent all night looking at my phone
>woke up at 2pm
>all sweaty and smelly
>have lunch even later than usual
>change my bedsheets, they were still soaking wet from my sweat
>take a much needed lukewarm and cold shower
>sweating while sitting at the computer right after my shower
I hate people who love summer and I hate climate change.

>>213673676
do you not have AC in sPain?

I'm at the lake today, it's so fucking hot goddamn, full of people too

Ehm.... sisters???

>>213673711
I don't. One of the reasons I don't have it is because summers were totally fine before everyone started installing ACs. The building I live has an inside patio, you used to be able to keep the windows to this patio open all day, but as people started installing ACs they did so it blew hot air to the patio, so now it's even hotter that it should be.
Basically people aren't very knowledgeable of time and weather management. I've met many people who use the AC with their windows open. Or people who complain about the heat when they keep their windows open with the blinds all the way up.

I don't think that non europeans are capable of having a good music taste tbqh

Summers with AC are so much enjoyable

>>213674042
are you the anon from Galicia by any chance?
I think every place should have AC in Germany now too, but very few do
but in my incel basement flat it's bearable without too. Last weeks weren't hot anyway here.

Terrible bait.
>>213674546
No, I'm currently in Madrid.
You used to be able to keep the windows open until 12pm if it wasn't an extremely hot day, there's usually a nice breeze. Then you kept the windows closed and the blinds all the way down until 20 or 22pm, maybe have the fan on at lunch or after lunch, usually the hottest hours of the day.

Now you have to endure the heat from the AC units seeping through the windows and walls and when you're outside walking on the shadow cast from a building the AC units drip shitty water on you.

Guntherposting always cheers me up, I love this goofball

>>213675036
the war should be solved by a 1v1 of Gunther vs Putin
muh karate strongman riding bears
Gunther would heem him

>>213675036
>>213675368
They should make him president of the EU Commission

>>213675438
definitely better than Ursula

>>213675438
anyone would be an improvement over Ursula

>>213675781
not putting the name is poor form
but google tells me it's strawbxrryy1

>>213676164
KINV

>4 rest days in a row
>skipped eating at a deficit
If I don't hit new prs or add reps tomorrow, I'm NGMI. Ever.

>>213676472
Kinu?

Ahhhhhh

>>213675036
>>213675438
There is no one more enlightened in the entire composition of the current European Commission

>>213676164
>>213676472
AVE!

>>213677384
Delicious bum <3

The pajeeta texted me again on Friday, we talked a little bit yesterday but she didn't seem very enthusiastic and I think she basically told me to fuck off again already. Idk if I'm clowning myself for clinging on to the idea of getting with her. I'm also talking to a black girl for about a week now who's nicer to me, but I haven't seen her yet.

>>213677791
If she really wanted to be with you she would have already made up her mind about it, I wouldn't waste energy on the pajeeta.

>>213677791
Stop feeding her attention.

>>213678120
>>213678171
you're probably right. On the other hand we did vibe well in person and for the time we texted. She has stress irl and told me about it, she also deleted her Instagram when she first told me it's over, she said she had deleted the app we talied on and now she replaced all the photos of herself with photos of nature or buildings. I won't unmatch her I think, she can do that. But desu since she's colder to me now it stings less. She could be nice despite her stress.

>>213677791
Just block that bitch please, have some regard for yourself

I forgot to post it yesterday, here is a photo from the summit of Monte Baldo in the direction of the lake

Here is one looking at Lessinia instead

>>213677791
Feel the anger and hurt her

>>213678242
we're still texting on the dating app, we never even exchanged numbers. She asked me to talk in German to her, but her German is shit so I said I'd rather not because I want to actually communicate. Now she probably deleted the app again or is just keeping me on read, could just unmatch as well but idk.
>>213678520
for me to be able to hurt her she'd have to care about me first which I doubt she does
also I wouldn't want it
I'm not even angry, just a bit annoyed and disappointed
but I'm warming up to the black girl and we want to meet in 2 weeks (we live a bit far apart), so well, the year of the krautcel may not be over, I'll get some sort of ethnic qt for myself inshallah
>>213678469
>>213678517
noice

>>213678708
>we're still texting on the dating app, we never even exchanged numbers
Wtf, why are you still wasting time with her?

Spent like 3 hours playing with my cock imc today.

>>213678708
>>213678796
>wrath
>lust
>pride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AapdN2UFEbU

>>213678752
because meeting her in person was nice and I cling to the idea that that can be continued. I'm not gonna pretend here I'm drowning in matches with girls I actually feel good about.
>>213678796
based king

>>213678945
Yeah but not even exchanging phone numbers is really bad, just move on my Teutonic friend

>>213679005
got nowhere to move on to.

>>213677791
>>213678234
You're right, don't block her, just reciprocate effort fr fr
Shame you can't find girls nearby, would make things easier

If I listened to Momo to ignore the mena girl who told me she is going on a date with another guy before coming back to me, I wouldn't have any access to delicious brown pussy fr fr
(I can't blame her for meeting someone else when we couldn't meet and dude was a chad texter)

>>213678796
Stupid coomer

>>213679136
Tell me about it, I still think about a couple of girls who've definitely forgotten all about me

>>213679005
I suddenly remembered that I once exchanged phone numbers with an Italian girl in London. She was nice, but there was so much going on at the time that we ended up never seeing each other again

>1,5 month until I might see her again
GusicWithWhiteBeard.jpg

>>213679263
last girl I felt something for was a colleague at work in another city where I had my internship, I may have blogged about her in /med/ too. She was 1,5 years older than me, a head shorter, blonde kraut, and always smiled at me and when we were in the office we talked together. I was thinking about her for months after we had last seen each other, she actually even called me once by accident in my new position in a different town (she had some work with my predecessor), she asked about me briefly but I was too stunned to ask about her in return. I thought about messaging her for ages after that, but that was one year ago now too. So that's about my love life.

>>213679263
>>213679453
>tell me about it
I just recognized that's an English idiom and not actually asking someone to tell something
sorry for abusing you as my diary, I should think more before posting

>>213679284
Italian girls despise me, the few dates I've ever been on were always with foreign students and the like
>>213679364
Oh noes, I feel so bad for you, tears are flowing

>>213679453
Yeah I think I remember a bit
>>213679596
Don't worry about it mate

>>213679157
>Stupid coomer
Didn't you like got paid at a certain time to coom into sample tubes?
Gobbelsourpatiencewillrunout.gif

>>213679453
Wish we could ask a super computer if [that girl] was interested o algo
Might hurt but I like to know the TRVKE

>>213679620
Thanks for your compassion, my italo-nagger friend

>>213679775
I did it for free.
For a better world.

>>213679777
I just asked to that girl and got rejected o qualcosa

>>213679806
Will you ever tell the missus about how you built an army or will you keep that a secret?

>>213679894
Seems like a good tactic to speedrun a break-up

>>213678796
So that's what you really mean when you say it's gaming time...

>>213679453
I realize that the right mindset is a combination of many factors, and I also have a tendency to dwell on the past at times, but it seems that life is generally chaotic, events come in waves, and we often see what we're looking for (with all the consequences it entails). There will be many more opportunities in the future. Just wait for them

>>213679620
Once, in my dorm, when I was alone in my room, a slightly bloody literature student visited me. I treated her hand wound, we chatted a bit about poetry while drinking the beer she brought (remember, at that moment we were seeing each other for the first time; it was a completely random and unexpected visit), and then she invited me to her room and wanted to sleep with me. She was a nice girl, so I felt awkward when I had to decline, as I wasn't in the mood for such advances

>>213679894
I did that to the first girl I dated (no sex btw) because she told me something I should now about her so I told her that
She was ROCKED and SHOCKED
Claim she kinda got over it but I think it had a role in killing the relationship
Though the bigger stuff was she was still coping (I think) about previous bf who was her first

>>213679956
Whenever I tell you that I'll fr fr no cap bussin desu senpai will boot up a game today fr fr, but fail to do so, I always tell you later on the same day.

>>213679932
Brune is a chad (he can fuck off alright). Even if he breaks up he'll just release some loads into another ethnic pussy he has not tried before.

>>213680027
>She was ROCKED and SHOCKED
Damn nigga.

>>213679999
>as I wasn't in the mood for such advances
Holy fakecel.
Not boyish or Maltese enough I guess fr fr

>>213679806
How does that work? They take pics of you to show to the people interested in getting a sperm donor?

>>213680055
She wasn't wearing latex. That's the reason... :D

>>213680055
What are you implying?

>>213680130
>>213680179
Alright, keep your secrets.

>>213680114
Don't think I would have done it if I had to take pictures
Basically someone ask for sperm donor
Doctor pick sample that have characteristic close to the father (height, hair, eye, skin)
Idk what they wrote exactly
If a bbc-man needs donor he struggles because these pipo don't give so they end up with whitoid kid I guess kek

>>213680297
Lay off the pipe.

hello /med/, today is father's day in hueland
had to leave mine earlier to take the road and return home in order to work tomorrow
why are jews so evil?
>>213675036
KWAB
>>213659625
hope it doesn't cook his brain

>Two Norwegian teenagers doing a burping contest, littering up the floor and spitting the energy drink all around
>British kid with his brand new BMW driving like a maniac while drifting

The civilization, they say. Each day that passes confirms that we're way superior to them.

>>213681009
Late is the hour.

>>213680297
Ah ok, I thought it was different, there could be now a thousand half- brunoid kids out there, and there's also the chance that some will want to know his real father... Kek

>>213678945
Thank God my dear female family members gave me a very negative view of the female gender before i even went into puberty. I've never had to experience any measure of need/dependency for a woman's interest or affection or been much interested in dealing with one for any extended period of time. I can't imagine what trials and tribulations I would've gotten myself into if i was emotionally attracted to women. What we think are curses can sometimes be blessings in disguise :) .

>>213681423
it's a matter of personality, not gender I think. Anyway, it sucks.

>>213680995
why nordoids behave like that?

Good night, sisters.

I chuckled >>213683018

I think the algorithm might be onto me

>>213683274
oh no, what a shame

>>213683274
B-but why can't both sides lose?...

>>213684649
Hora de durmir, caralho

>>213684751
*dormir

>>213684903
she looks more tired and depressed than anything