Thread 213810278

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Does pussy really look that strange though? Seems like gay cope to me.

First for Tinkerbell

>>213810322
She has beef curtains

>>213810322
You can look at a picture of it whenever you want and decide for yourself

county fair

Pussies look fine, good even, but cocks are better.

>>213810371
stuff like this is proof that zoomer culture objectively sucks

Just got an email saying my deviantart account is 12 years old. I forgot I even made one.

>>213810406
which one are you buying?

>>213810368
Did you go with the gf or the family to the fair?

Jason's dumbass posted in the dead thread

>>213810455
yes
>>213810444
I don'

>>213810386
>muh generation bettur
kill yourself

>>213810384
Sounds like gay cope.

>>213810368
what county?

>>213810445
handsome

>>213810482
>>>213810444
>I don'
I don't know when the auction is, not sure if they auction those, I saw them auction birds and rabbits

>>213810482
i look like that

>>213810495
never mentioned which generation was better, only that zoomer culture sucked. interesting cope from you though.

>>213810499
I'm half gay.

>>213810592
beauty

>>213810545
a literal bbc

>>213810588
So you like traps?

couldn't get a good pic, he kept moving too fast

>>213810607
I want to be bullied like this (while I'm naked and jerking off obviously and its all just rp and she gives me aftercare)

I’m the brown latino

I went to mass today and the Blonde White women was there again, we made eye contact again and this time she game me a smile

what do I do bros

thinking about lawn aeration rn

>>213810278 (OP)
Does roastbeef puss really make a difference compared to tight puss?

>>213810628
I like traps, futas, and femboys up to as masculine as Stark.

I like femdom but only the forced pussy licking part. I don't like bondage or pegging or being stepped on or anything else like that

Harald Hardrada was 6’6

>>213810709
I too prefer gentle femdom. Pegging could be fine as long as it's sweet and loving instead of leather and whips nonsense.

>>213810717
I hope this guy lives in the path of an F5 tornado.

>>213810482
He is so cute
I look like that also

>>213810753
>Pegging could be fine
You zesty af. Ain't no man should be in that position with a woman

>>213810762
are they supposed to get this fat
nice colors though

>>213810717
he's got some nice decor at least

>>213810762
Nevermind my last post
THAT is me

>>213810717
There is /literally/ nothing wrong with any of this, as long as the guy is a functioning member of society with a job who doesn't burden others its fine, seething fags literally can't come up with an argument as to how this is bad

>>213810781
I'm half gay.

Hoe ass nigga! *Spits on you*

>>213810812
Why is his ear clipped like 3 times

>>213810812
classic

>>213810822
Oh it's Jason LOL of course you want to be fucked in the ass

kids lego exhibit

>>213810852
maybe different vaccinations

dioramas?

>>213810863
I'm just open minded, I'd be receptive to the idea if my gf brought it up.

>>213810863
A free soul is unconstrained by any societal norms or expectations, aka Spooks. That's why I, Jason, am transitioning into Samantha, because trooning out is the ultimate self-actualization.

>>213810937
I think if a woman brings that up to you, she wants to break you down and own you.

>>213810990
Me on the bottom left

>>213810964
I already said I like gentle femdom, Harry, you don't have to sell it to me.

N

>>213810964
What's the issue with that that's exciting

>>213810990
more kids art

>>213811028
>>213811060
It isn't as appealing when she starts expanding her ownership outside of sex

>>213811054
Pigs are like dogs almost

jason's last name is probably baumgartner or something

>>213811054
I love baby pigs so much
Those little curly q tails

Guys... Indians are mad about the h1-b visa program change.

Essentially it a high preference for higher income individuals now.

Are they right or is this some sort of indian cope?

Pigs are actually smarter than most dog breeds

>>213811108
nah he's some kind of mutty scotch irish, it's probably some generic walmart name like Jason Smith or Jason Jones

>>213811089
This seems like a bit of a stretch
Tons of couples get up to weird freaky time but are normal people otherwise, and to be honest most men refer to their wife as the boss anyway

>>213811089
That's exactly the appeal of a mommy gf, albeit.

>>213811108
he claims french ancestry

>>213811151
I don't think most men get fucked in the ass by their wife!
>>213811162
You just have mommy issues

>>213811152
"The minion gourd is right behind us isn't it?'

>>213811202
yeah

>>213811187
Yes, I have "mommy issues" just like millions of other men throughout history and mommy gfs are an evolutionary adaption designed to be my wife.

I don't understand these people who incessantly talk about named people who aren't even here. It's so bizzare

>>213811187
I just don't see the harm in 2 people getting up to freaky time, relationships aren't a game of dominance it's a partnership so who cares if the man likes being a pillow princess from time to time, that's cute

you ever see that video of the french chud who keeps getting beat up in the middle of a debate

You must not know about me you must not know about me

>>213811257
We get raided by these discord trannies all the time

>>213811265
I just think intrinsically that a man being fucked in the ass and a woman willing to do it are likely a result of some psychological issues at play. Not all freaky time is made equal

>>213811308
Nobody's perfect, that's fine
I don't imagine john q normalman with the buzzcut would be into that kind of stuff, and that's fine

For breakfast I had three tortillas, two handfuls of spicy beef jerky, and 11 tic tacs

>>213811331
I don't think it's fine generally for these issues to be left unchecked. They're preferably be checked before even entering such a relationship

>>213811326
Bucket corn
Bucket corn

I flunked out of HVAC, partially because nobody was willing to train me and partially because it was just too hard. Now I don't know what to do.

i want to have a real conversation with someone but i dont even know what real conversations are

>>213811349
It's not like there's a magical switch to make your brain neurotypical anyway, and lots of mentally ill people date other mentally ill people and end up being co-dependent so it works out more often than you think

Mejikkko

>>213811366
He is fucking adorable PLEASE tell me you pet that angel boy

>>213811406
I'm just saying these things should be acknowledged as issues that are in need of being worked out. Nothing about magical switch

>>213811382
Try having gay sex

>>213811382
Alchemy
https://www.sacred-texts.com/alc/index.htm

this thing was huge
>>213811439
I did, pet a few

>>213811458
Explain please

>>213811441
I don't really think bedroom preferences that you can't change are something that can be worked out though
You can't make a submissive be super stoked on being on top, because they don't like that

>>213811468
wow i've never seen a cow tail with luscious golden locks like that

>>213811468
Holstein is a terrible name for a cow

milking station

Jason looks like the kind of greasy Frenchman who would rape a cabin boy in the hold of a big wooden ship during a thunderstorm in the 1700's. He just gives off that vibe.

>>213811468
His tail is amazing I wonder what product he uses

>>213811489
I reject the notion that these preferences can't be changed.

>>213811500
don't be so antisemitic

>>213811534
Do you have a food you absolutely despise? If someone told you that you are only allowed to have that food i'd reckon you'd be pretty upset because you can't change your preferences

There is nothing wrong with having "mommy issues" and wanting a mommy GFD gf.

Grow up, christcuck.

>>213811520
I think it's call Tail & Mane or something like that

My balls smell absokutely insane right now. It's not even that hot out, but I'm sweating like a whore in church

I'm sitting outside re-reading the Satyricon. I highly recommend it. Crazy how some humor can hold up after almost 2 millenia

When did you realize that it's over for you? For me it's listening to other people talk and comparing their conversations to the kind I have with people, and how fundamentally different they are. When other people talk it sounds like two adults with mutual respect but when they talk to me it's like they're speaking with an alien. Likely some social cues I'm not picking up on are making them uncomfortable

>>213811604
Lol my brother used tail and mane for a while when he was younger it always did surprisingly good but I told him if he wanted long hair he needed to take care of it and not use horse shampoo

>>213811594
You're drawing a false equivalence. Regardless, both of these beg the question as to why one has these preferences in the first place, then we can address how to change them. The idea that these things exist "just because" could be used to dismiss any notion one is uncomfortable with

Kill all /pol/niggers

>>213811641
I just talk and accept those that feel weirded out by me. Plenty of people brush me off, but others find joy in our conversations. Turns out everyone is different.

>>213811598
If there were nothing wrong with it then it wouldn't be called "issues"

>>213811758
"Mommy issues" is not an objective term, you double digit IQ normalfag.

>>213811800
I'm using the term you used, le Freudian slip

>>213811865
sent that freak express delivery to Timbuktu

>>213811865
I put it in quotes for a reason, you high school graduate.

>>213811908
that's a nice deer

>>213811908
She thinks my tractor is sexy

>>213811904
>you high school graduate.
Jason projecting yet again

And I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor. We can go slow or make it go faster.

>>213811959
I heard that song a lot growing up

I didn't realize what a mommy gf is when I first heard the term. I thought it was just about femdom milfs or something. Turns out it's just when you expect your girlfriend to take both the male and female role in the relationship while you eat tendies and be a neet

I want this

>>213811991
Pretty much
It's the male equivalent of wanting a man who's a millionaire that loves implicitly you even though you're a fat pig who doesn't do anything

>>213811991
Wait, is that what it means? I thought it was just milfs too.

one hatched

>>213811991
You don't know what a mommy gf is, but you're a normalfag so idc what you think.

>>213812074
In the incubator... straight up hatching

>>213812026
didn't know john deere made a snowmobile

Hey Canada why are your injuns so uppity compared to ours?

>>213812114
Me and my gang

Time to got to work :(

Amerika girl

>>213812188
You forgot the other two k's.

>>213812168
Bottom right is so real

Took a shit award

>>213812188
Here is your (You).

done

eatin hawaiian pizza rn

>>213812258
I enjoyed the pics thanks anon

i'm an asshole

>>213812258
Jason on left, me on right

Remember how it was fun and lighthearted when you made ai images, and now it's a huge social taboo (for good reason)

come on homie we major

>>213812364
What's the good reason? I don't see anything wrong with AI at all as long as you're up front about it being ai

>>213812188
She looks like taytay

>>213812383
its flooding pretty much every thing with jeet made AI sloppa and polluting the internet

>>213812166
Can confirm.

>>213812397
Wow she actually looks feminine there

>>213812166
then why do you see a lot of buff crackeheads

>>213812417
That seems to me more like a jeet problem than a AI problem
It's the same logic as gun violence. Are guns the problem or is nigger culture?

>>213812383
That's reasonable but i just see tons of stuff on instagram where people boycott places that use it
Makes a lot of people angry

>>213812449
anything AI is jeet tier regardless of who made it

>>213812477
I see this perspective the same way as I see those African tribals approaching drones with spears

>>213812397
When is Travis going to plant his seed in her?

Perkele

>>213812593
When I give him permission

>>213812593
When is he going to plant his seed in my butthole?

>>213810322
only porn addicts get turned on by looking at vaginas

nonpornaddict men just fuck the vagina but don't stare at it

Ray Peat never explicitly saod that meth was bad
I think it's peaty

I am #teamlana fuck ethel cain

the only correct lifestyle is AnPrim, all other styles are inferior garbage.

>>213810445
Do not fall for their lies
All sheep are utter cunts, no exceptions

>>213810278 (OP)
>*proceeds to ruin his life for revenge*
>>213810322
Yeah kind of. It just depends some girls have weird looking pussies. I remember for example whenever I had sex I would kind of naturally avoid looking directly at it for too long but rather just focus on the tits or make eye contact etc.

I don't have any sex drive anymore these days. I used to be really into milfs but now I'm too old for it to hit the same. Subsequently I just lost all interest in general.

If liking white bitches with big titties is a crime then this is me

>>213813305
white girls are for white men thobeit

fucked up the achilles tendon on my left foot somehow yesterday
can't bend that shit upward, can barely even get a shoe on

>>213812629
This happened in my hometown. I used to go to the church they found him behind. My friend used to get bullied by him in middle school at Sacred Heart.

How did Americans know where the moon was if they started the rocket during the day?

>>213813233
I remember one girl she was absolutely fascinated with how cocks work. Like she was surprised how the texture is when I had an erection. The most amazing thing to her was how you can make your dick "bounce". She said she never knew they were flexible etc. She would sometimes just sit there playing with and studying my penis in pure fascination and excited energy like it was some rare specimen. Idk why but i was really obsessed with cunilinguis which she didn't like and told me she didn't want that she would rather give me blow jobs. She for some reason later lied and said she wasn't a virgin when we met, but if that's the case I don't see why she acted like she'd never seen a cock before

>>213813381
What was he like?

Tomorrow is going to be a really good day, I want it to be here already

>>213813359
You're going to a doctor right
I'm not sure if that gets heat or cold, epsom salt bath is never a bad idea

ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA GANG!!!!!!
WHERE
THE
FUCK
ARE
YOU
AT????????????????

It's whoremontering time nigga
This spot in hell aint gonna book itself on its own

>>213813533
>You're going to a doctor right
why should I? it'll heal on its own, eventually. not the first time I've busted a 'les (last time I'm pretty sure it was the other one).

>>213813591
I want to kiss you so badly

>>213813547
This was me on vacation this month, try to have some water from time to time so the hangover isn't as bad

>>213813615
I just don't know anything about it and when that's how i feel i go to my doctor

the faggots in this thread are actually becoming a serious problem. janny should start banishing them from all boards except /lgbt/

>generals
>Indians spamming cuck shit
>trannies spamming gay shit
>autists/schizos spamming ethots
just another day on /int/

>>213813455
I never meet him buy my friend said he was a huge bully growing up. My friend at one point stood up for himself and punched Austin in the back of the head as hard as possible but Austin just turned around and acted like it was nothing, really anime shit. Also I know he went to jail at 16 for robbery for like 10 years or something. While in prison he was posting on Facebook that he had a Nintendo Switch and cell phone lol. His GF (who’s siblings he killed) was his parole officer lol. Apparently she and her siblings are big into drug smuggling into the prison. Could be connected to why he killed him. Also rumor is she is pregnant with his child atm.

>dad is on his 3rd divorce
>latest wife is a single mother he knew for like 6 months before getting married
>her kid's dad want him to contribute to school supplied and raising the kids and he just wants to fuck the mom without being involved
>calls me today to tell me he's staying in a hotel until she renegotiates her custody agreement to have them less
>says if she doesn't do it by the end of the month he'll divorce her too
It's genuinely embarrassing to be related to this retard

lol

>>213810322
I suspect that it’s an incel problem (or related to the incel to fag pipeline). If pussy is something you’ve never seen or touched irl, of course it’ll seem strange or foreign to you. If it is something you’re used to seeing and touching, then it will not seem strange; especially when you’re Pavlovian-conditioned to associate pussy with orgasmic pleasure.

>>213813709
Faggots should be treated with the same quarantine strictness as the /mlp/ losers

>>213813860
Your dad sounds like a horrible parasite. If he married that woman he should be responsible for helping raise her kids.
My dad is on his 4th wife and raised and paid everything for all their children while married. Even though they weren’t his.

>>213813971
Agreed. No quarter should be given.

It's okay to be gay

>posting NSFW images on a blue board

oh dear janny will not like that (assuming it is reported accordingly)

I've been hearing monolingual zoomers say shit like "how is that like?" like they're ESLs
It's extrememly grating to my ears

Why gay sex looks like it's fun sometimes

Need a haircut

>>213813860
>>213814033
Shouldn’t it be a father’s responsibility to provide for his children, not the responsibility of some random other guy to provide for another man’s children?

>>213814339
they spend all their time consuming thirdie tiktok slop and ghetto culture, it's only natural their brains would start to permanently rot from it

test

>>213813860
in Canada you can live in a common law relationship with a woman who has kids, and never be married. if you break up after a few years, you can be legally compelled to pay child support and tuition costs for her kids (that you aren't a father to in any way). it's insane. on of my former professors was telling us this as a warning story, apparently it happened to one of his sons and he was stuck paying child support to some lady's children from another guy until they turned 18 years old, and he had to do this well after they had broken up (the kids were like 12-13 when they broke up).

>>213814255
nah putting stuff in your ass hurts so much, I tried it, what a scam

Thinking about going to the horse races in Saratoga Springs this weekend

>>213814642
It’s funny how these overly extensive privileges for loose women and their children has the actual consequence of turning them into pariahs. Based and trad legislation???

you should smile more

Where it gets REALLY crazy is that single mothers can sue a man for child support just for little things like being a neighbour who occasionally helps out and babysits. You don’t even need to have a sexual relationship with the mother. The mother just needs to asset that you’ve taken on a fatherly role in some way. The legal incentive structure dictates that you just can’t interact with them at all.

>>213814721
Post bitches with bog titties then

>>213814816
are you mr. pendejo?

The government will make any guy pay child support because they alternative is them having to pay it. The entire thing is an industry

>>213814713
It's designed to denigrate men, promote parasitism, and ultimately encourage everyone to acknowledge that the Government is the daddy to all children raised by single mothers; the Government is her husband and provider. He tells her what to think, do, and gives her spending money.

If an actual, physical, real live man comes into the picture he's instantly put at a disadvantage. His entire life can be ruined with a simple accusation, and even if the relationship ends amicably she can approach him years later and demand compensation.

All of this has the (intended) effect of pushing single mothers into loneliness and thus greater dependence and subservience to the government. It ensures their kids will grow up without a real father, and instead troon out and further contribute to the decay of civilization.

Update on my town

I wouldn't mind being a big ass samoan

>>213814878
so don't knock up bitches you're not down with, simple as.

>>213814851
Yeh

The only real options are to find a super based trad catholic girl who's like 21 and wife her and knock her up ASAP, OR you find a woman who has grown kids and she's like 35-40 and you don't have to worry about child support.

Huh, is that chad pump and dump baby bump?! And y-you want me to step up and be that new daddy. Well what else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO!!!

you're saying stupid shit

Nothing is really stopping you from making up your own accent and speaking in it exclusively
I might just start rolling all of my Rs and use transatlantic vowels with Victorian age vocabulary

some of jason's influences
Richard Spencer
Costin Vlad Alamariu (BAP)
Miguel Serrano
Robert Anton Wilson
Ayn Rand
Ernst Röhm
David Myatt
JF Gariepy
David Thorstad
Peter Singer
Gypsy Crusader
Brandon Russell
Anton LaVey
Jon Eugene Minadeo II (Handsome Truth)
Mike Enoch
William Luther Pierce
Vaush
Timothy McVeigh
Leon Trotsky
Jared Taylor

>>213815177
Bold of you to assume I don't already do this and haven't been doing it for a decade when I meet strangers.

feeling a poo but im holding off on it

retarded single mothers love self help books, it's insane how they'll spend weeks reading a book that is just telling them to stop being dramatic retards and then act like it's some life altering esoteric divine knowledge from the Gods

>>213815349
hypothesis: women are performative

I smell like sour BO and shit

I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay

>>213815349
thinking fast and slow is unironically good especially for teenagers

>>213810278 (OP)
discuss mexiclo

>>213815545
does this happen in your cunt?

I'm making a promise to myself. I will not wear womens clothes until this weekend

>>213811525
those cows look like they have parasites inside

like bloated but starving at the same time, ive heard it happens if they never get breastfed

>>213815523
How about thinking farts and poo

The Roman Empire used to make fun of circumcised people.

I wonder how hard WASPs would be bullied by the Romans for being philosemites and circumcising

>213815699
word babble

>>213815000
You don't have to knock them up. Just "assume the role of father/provider". There's examples where they stretched this to the absolute limits of reason just to stick some simp with child support. Did you give them a ride from school once to be nice to your neighbor? Well congrats, you are now the father. Have fun supporting them until they turn 18 or else you go to jail!

ion want it if it's legal

*falls through the ceiling from /brit/*
*gets up and dusts myself off*
haha how's it evening? xx

Jason would you like me to help you find a church to attend?

>>213815785
>>213815545

>>213815816
you didn't reply to me, asshole. i'm not going to talk about mexico

my bitch only love cocaine and whole foods.

>>213815794
https://voca.ro/1d3hDLNVh4ZD

bros i'm alone in the movie theater

>>213815891
sybau

>>213815901
send us a pic xx

>>213814357
I don't think he should have to pay but at the same time if you're going to move in with a single mother and expect to have zero contact or involvement with her children you're delusional

>>213815891
Stop mumbling your words Jason

>>213815901
what movie

The Third Reich used to bully people that were circumcised

They would have a field day with american protties, jews, and muslims

>>213815917
fuck that
>>213815945
nobody 2

>>213815972
good movie, surprised no one is there. better call saul guy has much more range than i thought

>>213815962
Who? The ones who lost the war? lol okay

>>213815934
No.
>>213815915
https://voca.ro/15U7V5Bqw9XA

>>213815962
as someone with foreskin (like real God intended) i have no idea how people tolerate circumcision. yeah cut off a piece of your dick bro. sounds like some shit primitive people living in the jungle would do

i talked to 3 uncut people and they all had phimosis

i trust the jews

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>213816139
Jason grates his phimosis onto his sandwiches

>>213816045
>>213815915

>>213816082
It's not like we had a choice in the matter. My options are to suck it up or kill myself.

>>213816156
fancy

>>213812091
What is it then

>>213816029
>>213816082
>>213816139
it’s a subtle way of acknowledging in-group vs out-group. Like how Hispanics are obsessed with eating ham and pork. It comes from the Reconquista of Spain when jews and muslims were buckbroken out of Europa and how it immediately identified who was a European and who was a muslim or a jew without having to explicitly ask if someone was a jew or muslim. Same thing with circumcision. It immediately identifies who is European and who is not in a subtle way.

if you can not shower for 3 months straight you'll never have to shower again

>>213816240
But I'll smell bad

>>213816156
Jason is cut but he copes by saying that it was a sparing circumcision

>>213816228
so europeans are uncut and jews and muslims are cut?

N

The Estonian is an Indian btw

>>213816139
phimosis is pretty easy to cure with stretching. cutting off your foreskin is like pulling out your teeth because you don't want to brush them

>>213816312
He still has phimosis

>>213816359
only nigga ever to have phimosis while being circumcised lmao ts wb pmo fr

I'm not circumcised bc I'm so white trash that I wasn't even born in a hospital

>>213816322
o

>>213816208
spread awareness bro, it's the least you could do

>>213816394
>lmao ts wb pmo fr
What is this Indian gibberish

>>213816321
Yes basically, now it’s not just Europeans but also those that have been influenced by Catholic/ Orthodox Europeans. Which is why in Latin America no one is circumcised (Influenced by Spaniard, Italian, and Portuguese Catholics) but in places like South Korea (which is basically the bitch of modern judeo-protestant American schizos) people are circumcised.

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>>213816495
>>213816495
>>213816495

I love when spinny is here and she mommy posts

>>213816490
thats crazy, i never knew they did that shit in korea. i'm beginning to dislike jews and muslims now.

>>213816516
Na /cum/ fell off I'm leaving

>>213816559
OK, bye faggot!

>>213816639
45 year old loser

>>213816652
I thought you wanted to leave.