Thread 213851503

Quebec edition

>>213844000

>>213851503 (OP)
tabarnak de coliss

je cherche une amie

Free Quebec and Alberta from Ottawa

>>213851565
chuis un homme

I wonder if those Canadian boys made the grands-pères recipe I posted a while back

mon tabarnak le thread est tres gay

>>213851591
ca alors

>>213851599
https://youtu.be/Xpb_KTMyTQU

>>213851565
je ne te connais pas

I would crucify 15.8 million jews for a gf like this

.

>>213851657
Dumb incel cartoon

nous should parler le franglais tout le thread

TKD

Heil Fuentes

>>213851503 (OP)
Américains honoraires
https://youtu.be/_Vr0ekO9RdM

>>213851657
smart sexhaver cartoon

>>213851644
je suis toi dans le futur

Honestly you can get somebody if you are willing to go low enough on the scale

Might go to urgent care to see if my stitches are infected

>>213851704
https://youtu.be/Ri0r0_urwo8

gonna take a big ass edible and order a footlong sub in a few hours

I gave your mom a half footlong "sub", IYKWIM

>>213851855
And play PS2?!

>>213851822
Does this mean there's still opportunity for a Canadian Robin Hood?

>>>/r9k/82195066
Made one btw

>>213851868
I made your mom into my “sub” IYKWIM

>>213851855
based

>>213851873
Haven't decided, might play a bit more of the BF6 beta or battlefront

if arizona tea goes to $1.99 a can America has truly fallen

fall down seven times stand up eight, ancient chinese nigga wisdom

Exercising my dominance over cucknadians by going to starved rock

I trust the experts. I love them they're big and beautiful and want what's best for me

Did you know that Tel Aviv University has refused to deny donations from the Sackler family (created the opioid crisis)?

I would accept 15.6 million jews for s chance to suck big jewish tits

>>213852053
Where is this CREATURE located?

>>213851953
only the windham area
t. mainer

>>213852079
Free college in Israel paid for by the people who created all the homeless people in LA, DC, and NYC!!! :DDDDD

>>213850887
he is a 30yo white supremacist who is also a pederast tranny and also a O9A satanist

he really hates Nick Fuentes and J. K. Rowling btw

>>213852032
i've bikepacked illegaly there a few times. there are better spots near by

>>213852084
marketplace is a goldmine

>>213852019
MY LEGS AINT BROKE YET, NIGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrP43LB7QEQ

>>213852151
I find that these places are just all over Illinois so I could probably go somewhere closer to Chicago

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>213852196
If you're a cute twink or femboy I'll go hiking with you

>>213852229
UwU

Body looked so much more defined before I shaved my chest. Now I look like ET

>>213852279
>including nietzsche but not the man who inspired him, dostoevsky
fakecel alarm

>>213852279
>So umm ya listen to Teddy Pendergrass orrrrrr
https://youtu.be/0NxW3TTbQDM?si=TdGysu4C9upGupXd

>>213852279
i can relate to the feeling of disappointment that all that shit you used up your time reading has not gained you any social capital whatsoever

>>213852347
fedorapost me all you want for saying this, but Im glad I read il principe

>>213852347
Should've read The Art of the Deal instead

you think books are gonna save you?

Thinking about getting a gay escort

>>213852296
we can go to buffalo rock SP

>>213852466
Hire me

>>213852446
once I become the supreme leader after the great boomer culling of ought '28, my knowledge of political science, history, and a rotissiere oven will serve me well

While you were reading Aristotle, I learned how to hold conversations
While you studied Dante, I made friends in high places
While you pondered Nietzsche, I learned how to golf
And now that you can’t find a job, you come to me?

it's easy to break something but damn near impossible to piece it back together
this applies to literally everything

Poor niggas who think they can control the world read books
Rich niggas who actually control the world?
They golf, fish, and go out to dinner

>>213852515
>he didnt listen to TSZ on audiobook while practicing his chip ins
ISHYGDDT

while you were calling people pseuds on /lit/ i was making cold calls

>>213852511
Are you hot?

>>213852561
THE LEADS ARE WEAK

>>213852558
Sorry buddy I was too busy drinking beers and talking with my friends while you huffed and puffed about the us taking too long

>>213852619
am i supposed to be impressed or sexually aroused by these flapjacks? whats your goal here

Reminder of the cum-eclipse from earlier

Are you okay, Canada?

>>213852561
>No I don't wanna buy a fucking Chevy Malibu, how about you go fucking kill yourself

>>213852609
>cant drink beers and listen to audiobooks
NGMI

I know for a fact that every aspect of my life would be immediately and noticeably better if there were no browns around at all.

>>213852714
>there were no browns around at all.
But then that means you wouldn't exist

>>213852714
you'd still have no bitches

>>213852654
>today is an indian holiday
I expect fireworks all night :/

do people expect me to reply to low quality posts?

>>213852654
their flag has a winking butthole on it jesus christ india

I'm playing this in your bedroom to establish dominance
https://youtu.be/8EePQ1hV1dg?si=GoRYrAQKJ4Lxe1vR

who thought this was a good idea?

>so mad that he ran to bing to generate an image
LOL

>>213852793
I do, yes.

>>213852835
me and i was right

>>213852835
investors, corporate executives
>>213852838
>>213852870
lmfao he's still at it

i bet you retards don't even know that's gayson

>epoch opens for stress test
>ascension launcher and website both crash
This server is cursed.....

>>213852151
>bikepacked illegaly
Land of the “Free”

>>213852943
says it all

This is you

>>213852957
You get a 25k fine in Canada if you merely step into a park currently

>>213852943
back in my day all we had was hoop and a stick
and we liked it!

>>213853000
These kids today don't know about Tekken Tag on the PS2 and IT SHOWS

>>213852279
I’m familiar with all of those :)

back in my day we had to rape the town slut to have any fun

Parentsteins didn't even notice I cleaned and vacuumed

>>213852279
i can't help but notice the guy is balding and out of shape

>>213853039
the ingrates

>>213853039
why do you still live at home move out ffs get your own place stop being a baby

Lonely anon still doesn’t understand what’s wrong with listening to audiobooks while golfing with your friends
Weird little man sits in the corner if he’s ever invited to a party and reads Plato instead of talking to people

>>213853066
Lmfao

got some top from this stripper bitch

>>213853058
anon, thats a mirror, not the screen

>>213853061
This
>>213853064
Shan't

balding is genetic

The only non-fiction I ever read was Plato and Mein Kampf and holocaust stuff.

I read fantasy and isekai.

some genes are better than others

guys I just got here what the fuck is going on with this audiobook AI spam did I miss something critical

>>213853066
Where’d you find this photo of me and my room

*furiously generates AI images because he was 10 over par*

>>213853117
I prefer Wranglers

>>213853118
anon got triggered because he lost his library card and cant check out books anymore, so now he's spamming aislop and saying books are bad

How was your fist date? Thank you

>>213853095
Thank d-g dadberg still has his thick jew hair in his 70s

>>213853117
my genes are vastly inferior to sydney sweeney's

>non-fiction
>holocaust

I though it was my dad's cat licking my toes under the table in the backyards but then it didnt make this sense because we dont like each other and it was actually a hedgehog getting crumbs

*listens to audiobooks while his friends talk about how weird he is and agree that they won’t invite him golfing with him next time”

>>213853168
How big are your ta-ta's?

>>213852957
in state and national parks you need to pay a fee and oftentimes bicycles etc are not allowed on the trails. meanwhile your government is saying canadians can't walk in the woods

>>213853198
that's "listening to destiny" poster

>>213853224
>destiny is a literal cuck
>jason has a cuckold fetish

>>213853157
ty I figured it was some loser-related incident

>>213852557
Reading is a meme. I'm being 1000% serious, yea it can be fun, but it doesn't make you a genius.

Socrates thought reading and writing makes you stupid

Gonna buy this watch unless someone can convince me not to.

>>213853361
Thinking was still a new thing during Socrates time

jason is on dozens of LGBT servers on discord

>>213853384
>Casio
Time to get serious lil bro

>>213853384
It looks okay I guess, but how much does it cost?

>>213853403
Casio makes the best watches I'm sorry

>>213853384
You could get a nice Citizen watch from Ross

business idea: sepuku

>>213853424
Better get your cheddar in order cuz

>>213853419
It's only $125 and gets very high reviews, people are saying it's highly durable too. Just want a daily watch that isn't black.
>>213853426
Silly booboo we don't have that here.

I'm a timex man.

Glorious Nippon... How I adore you...

>>213853426
So true…

>>213853424
check out these customized Casios

https://www.jellylabwatches.com/

>>213853685
Virus don't click

too lazy to go out and get weed

How about a dead Apple iWatch for pure nouveau middle class flex (no functionality)

>>213853706
sorry for your loss

Just copped a fresh matcha dubai labubu crumbl watch from ROSS

rare golden labubu, who wants it

>>213853706
this is what niggers do with stolen apfel watches

>>213853753
OMG ME!!!

>>213853745
>dumb e celeb whore
Trad my ass.

>>213853696
thanks bro, saved my ass there

>>213853745
Race mixing with Khazars is a hate crime (but opposing race mixing in your own race is also a hate crime)

>>213853384
I have one, decent watch

budget watch maker invicta hosts annual watch themed cruises for their fans and they apparently always sell out the tickets. these are literally 60 dollar watches btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKavX2meIh0

my curiosity is only partly ironic

Holy shit Amazon has it for sale for $83 instead of $125, forkin over my goybux right now and buyin this thing. Might just buy two watches.

>>213853784
hot, big tits, 6 kids. No one gives a shit about muh trad except spic tradcaths

just ripped a toxic fart that has me reeling
good GOD

>>213853849
do circlekin just need to be killed?

>>213853872
damn who's dumb enough to pay 60 bucks for a watch

>>213853872
I wonder what its like to party with the invicta obsessed

>>213853818
not watching this n-slur glop

>>213853849
I accept the punishment for this

>>213853928
i paid $50 for my watch...

watches in general are a metrosexual thing but if you really need one theres 10 bucks ones that do everything you could ever need and last forever

>>213853706
I kinda want one because I found out it measures your sleep

my watch is a piece of athletics equipment, and i use every feature it has as part of my training.

>orange and monke meeting has been going on for more than 2 hours now
They are totally having gay sex

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A0clXyHO9TQ

anime could NEVER match this level of kino

>>213854023
Who tops?

>>213854023
hes selling alaska for 1 banan

Sdiybt

i don't own a watch

>>213854023
They're having covfefe

i have the options for after my cna courses are done. I am not sure which ones i should pick

Florida
I can complete my nursing degree and work as a cna while studying in jacksonville or tampa

Illinois and mass
I can live in boston or chicago and have my school paid for while i work as a cna

vegas and texas
I can either pick vegas or austin

my dad is telling me to pick texas and florida but the pay is dogshit

>>213854061
brokeass

I got that henny in my system. Somebody bout to be my victim.

>male nurse
Lmao

>>213854101
>Illinois and mass
Definitely one of these

>>213854101
are you a cross dresser?

Where the fuck can I buy ephedrine?

>>213854038
They switch

>>213854109
nigga you are ESTONIAN, stop LARPing as a hoodrat

>>213854156
why do you need it?

https://files.catbox.moe/j47b00.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/j47b00.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/j47b00.mp4

>>213853928
I have a $200ish swiss watch my parents got me when I graduated, I also have a $300ish pocket watch my grandfather left me when he passed away, I used to wear it when I was in a jazz band and wanted to dress a bit zesty

>>213854129
Not even sure if Florida is worth moving into because things are cheaper but why does everyone get paid the same rate as people in rural Georgia and North Carolina

The sounds I make when I'm on the toilet

Fartgaret Qualley is so cute

I wanted to be a nurse (male) but then I realized that you basically go back to high school because every retarded Stacy goes into nursing.

>>213854213
I can tell my kot loves me because he has never once even attempted to scratch my face, he's scratched my arms/hands when holding him or picking him up or giving him medicine, etc but the moment that his paws get near my face he retracts his claws, once when getting treatment for an ear infection at the vet they didn't want me to hold him because he was being so aggressive and I told them to just give him to me while they did it and he calmed down like 90% he was still hissing but he didn't even try to scratch my face when 10 seconds earlier he had nearly scratched a retarded vet tech's eyes out, love my grumpy guy

the only kitty i have ever met who didn't love me is my grandmom's cat, and he is a schizo bastard. he will walk up to my legs and rub himself on them, then get mad and try to scratch and bite me.
he will also do the same while begging me to pet him.
he will also get onto a table next to me where i'm just standing, talking to family or someone, and he will reach out a claw to try and swipe at me.

every other catberg loves me

>>213854281
>Qualley was briefly romantically linked to Pete Davidson in 2019.[67] She began dating actor Shia LaBeouf in 2020 after they were co-stars in Rainey's music video "Love Me Like You Hate Me".[68] Qualley and LaBeouf's relationship ended in January 2021 after he became the subject of several controversies,[69] including a lawsuit for sexual battery and assault brought by his ex-girlfriend, singer FKA Twigs.[70] In September 2021, Qualley told Harper's Bazaar that she believed FKA Twigs's allegations.[71]
omds

What's that song that goes like Beyonce Beyonce Shakira Shakira

stop playing with your meat

Should I replay
>Skyrim
>Oblivion remaster (leaning towards this)
>Morrowind
>Cyberpunk 2077
>Starfield (I played for 10 hours and got bored but I want to give it another chance with mods)

>>213854289
Male nurses tend to be incredibly based though, I still remember in college I was in a really bad accident during a snowstorm (thankfully only ended up with a broken arm and leg) and I was freaking out thinking I was dying in the hospital, the female nurse who they initially put me with was out going on about how bad it is which was just making me worry more and the male nurse who was some 6ft gigachad looking guy doing my charts asked her to go get something and as soon as she left the room he just came over and gently put his hand on my shoulder and said "Its alright man you're not gonna die just breath with me til the doctor gets here" instantly felt like 100 times better

Convinced to this day he was some sort of gigachad angel and I would have had a heart attack if he hadn't of been there

my ancestors didn't need zyrtec

>>213854497
You should replay vampire the masquerade bloodlines instead

>>213854538
Jesus christ this is Jason's gayest post yet

>>213854525
Sounds like a neo-pronoun

>>213854551
Funny enough, I just replayed that

>>213854497
you should play path of exile

>>213854567
nope

Mozilla Firefox spell check absolutely sucks

>>213854614
formerly chucks

Is my voice better oriented for American accent or British accent?
https://voca.ro/1i6WFiwCoVQC

Jason makes me physically ill to look at, and his personality is also vomit inducing.

I wish it could be winter all year

>>213854628
i don't see why it matters. you will never belong here.

>>213853875
cockmuncher.

>>213854281
>>213854452
u mad goy?

>>213854678
sorry this is real life, the fat retard gets the girl

>>213854628
American accent

>>213854497
I finished Oblivion recent and now restarted CP77
If you time to kill, then just go for mod heavy skyrim

>>213853875
t. is a BAP fan

Honestly thing is I don't understand the appeal of Florida and Texas I mean I been to both and they both just felt like boomer playgrounds

the taste for games in /cum/ is abysmal. it could only get worse if someone here played wow, or ff14, or bdo

>>213854666
seethe more spic

playing tf2

>>213854749
For me, it's Minecraft and Dota 2

my mom's a nurse and she tells me she occasionally has to sit with old people that have no friends/family and be the last person they see while they die

fuck that

>>213854724
Yes and you're a spic fuentes dicksucker

>>213854772
the fact that this nigga lives in japan pisses me off

>>213854678
Taylor dropped him lmao

>>213854659
i love how you ended your sentence with a period.
period.

hello. time for church

>>213854799
how did you get this photograph of me?

>>213854799
based jordan nigga

>>213854628
you sound more American
your English is very good, I still detect your accent, but I can't tell you exactly how or on what words, but very good

periodt

But yeah I am seriously confused why does Massachusetts gets so much hate it's such a cool place and Boston is better than NYC

Fortifying Our Democracy

>>213854886
b/c people from outside massachusetts meet people from inside the state.

>>213854749
I only play kino

>>213854831
i instructed my goat, Abdul Goatse, to find your picture. Abdul Goatse graduated top of his herd in the Ackmeditori Mountain Ranges, from the Goat International Stealth Division, and my goat been involved in numerous midnight barn raids, and has accumulated over 300 confirmed muscular man sightings.

>>213854944
while nintendo has lots of fun games for little kids, they also violate the rights of consumers.

>>213854886
Gulf of Maine union when

>>213854935
true but honestly locals suck but boston is a goated state

I will never work a job that pays well because I don't want any real responsibilities or consequences desu

>>213854944
BASED

>>213854949
>Ackmeditori!

>boston
>state
>new england education

>>213854987
havent had any issues on my end

what is the connection between pc gaming and being a tranny?

jacking off to lil tay onlyfans

>stop killing children
>COOL IT WITH THE ANTISEMITIC REMARKS

unwarranted mentioning of trannies by an obsessed person.

>>213855117
I thought this was about Ukraine lmao

>>213855117
could you read >>213853914 and give me an answer?

>>213855117
I cannot properly express just how much I have grown to hate them

>>213855161
I wasn't a huge "da jooz" kind of schizo but I've really started to noootice these past few years

Everybody Transgender

>>213855080
>lil tay began talking about opening an OF when she was still underage (17)
>lil tay made a poll on xitter asking people if she should make an OF when she turns 18 when she was 17
>grown ass men voted yes telling a minor she should make an OF when she turns 18
>this type of grooming is socially acceptable

approaching the level of drunk where I start to feel ill

this is a big trvth nvke

Women have always been the primary victims of war

>>213855210
THOSE SICK FUCKS

>>213855210
we need to put an end to female agency as a concept.
women cannot control themselves and shouldn't be expected to
nor should they have influence in government or anywhere else important.

ooo makes me wonder

>>213855249
Goshesque post

>>213854772
based pewds livin the dream

>rich
>young
>blonde
>fit
>hot wife
>kids
>dogs
>lives in an ethnically homogeneous society with incredibly low crime rate
>everyone likes him

>>213855229
These days it would just be a jeet in a cowboy hat, we got too many of them, not enough koreans/laotians/vietnamese (can't even go to the hmart without seeing a bunch of jeets getting mad at the korean christians trying to talk to them) and we have completely lost the white boy in a cowboy hat segment of the state outside of small extremely trashy towns and most of those aren't fat they just look inbred

I'm in.

:/

>>213855332
no offense but texans are some of the least tough people on earth you could win a fight against a texan by running circles around them for 30 seconds before their fatass falls down

I wish I could pull off the cowboy look but I'm a scrawny, ugly, pale, incel.

>>213855481
>scrawny, ugly, pale, incel
MEEEEEEEEE

>>213855218
I cant even drink 2 beers anymore without getting sick. I think I've destroyed my liver

>>213855154
Dangerous topic of discussion for someone living in a country with no 1A

I can pull off the rugged outdoorsman look.

just devoured a milk chocolate hershey's bar.
jesus christ in heaven, i'm such a worthless, fat, ugly, smelly, swarthy piece of shit pigger.

>>213855596
At least choose better chocolate than that slop

>>213855605
i stole it from mommy's pantry during a visit

nut...sack

just update my ublock origin filters to include ALL youtube shorts after the first recommendation of the day had a urkelkin male and a circlekin woman

>>213855202
Sometimes I listen to his speeches when I want to feel smart.

I am glad I left Florida there isn't a reason to stay

>>213855654
>didnt watch my KOTH link
sad!

>>213855748
and i never will!

i just have a script that turns yt short links into regular ones