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>>213890628 (OP)
There's anons here, right now, that think that they don't need to go to the dentist.
We got some stank ass mouths around here.

a paraphilia isnt a mental illness

updated previous: >>213890615

>>213891413
Men literally think they don't need therapy

shit, its already 7:15

>>213891424
>gun safe
legally, yes.

You now remember girlfriends 4 ever.

Unless you're a newfag I guess.

grilling a small ribeye as a snack

>>213892655
Im NOT gay but G4E was hot as fuck

>>213890628 (OP)
odds i play prime 1
evens i play prime 2

>>213892708
play NEStroid

>>213892696
Futanari cock isn't gay. It's furanari on female too, so there's really no room at all for any straightfag complaining

Dogberg and catbergenstein having a tête-à-tête

All sexualized video games are for jasonkin. Bayonetta is the perfect example of that

>>213892655
Is that the one with the futa elves? I remember the milkmaid and the fairy rapists

UFC is on bros

in 40 minutes I’m gonna win the powerball jackpot

>>213892726
>raspberry twisted tea
>dog anus
Nice

>>213892741
/cum/ gets a cut

>>213892726
Remove the stupid bell from the the 'bergstein! It's pure humilation for him.

>>213892747
>Canadian infrastructure

>>213892713
I played it a few times and it's one of the few NES games that has aged poorly.

>>213892726
Imagine how much that place stinks

>>213892764
>>213892754

Chill on Canadian infrastructure

>>213892794
Insane how ugly his new wife is.

>>213892777
filtered

>>213892821
Bimbo fetishists love her

>>213892830
>his numbers
>yours
Seems lile you have the wrong opinion

Why yes I will order the fajitas and yes they will sizzle and smoke up the restaurant

>>213892726
>multiple pets
>carpeted floor
Imagine the smell

>>213892840
Plastic bimbos are a shit fetish. All natural airheads are the thinking mans choice

wanted to buy the new yeezy line but the site wont load
prob jews o algo

>>213892869
megabased, I always order them if they come in a skillet on a wood board and I get to take up 1/2 the table just for my scalding hot liability of a meal

My fetish is a quadriplegic with huge fake lips and tits. Haven't seen one yet so it might have to be a diy project

>>213892708
enjoy the best game in the series

>>213892906
made a bunch of these in free cities

>>213892906
>push stripper down the stairs
???
>profit!!!

I don’t understand how so many people are on antidepressants and other psychiatric medication. Do they actually go to a doctor or psychologist and tell them about their feelings? I’ve never once told anybody about my feelings or emotions in my entire life and I’m almost 30. This whole thing is crazy to me. These people go to the doctor and say “I’m sad and anxious all the time”? wtf?

I never talk about my emotions. None of my friends ever talk about emotions. Nobody in my family ever mentions anything of the sort. Neither of my parents ever once mentioned being “sad.” We keep that shit to ourselves. So what’s the deal? What’s normal?

>>213892906
sounds like you could get within the ballpark with a fleshlight at that point

>>213892918
based. i wanna make a text game one day

>>213892946
it's actually just women

PROJECT EPOCH IS LAUNCHING AT 9AM EST TOMORROW

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>213892946
Your social circle is not normal

Lets talk about how california is a leftist globohomo tranny cucked state full of brown hispanics who are canonically tradcath right wing chuds
they're absolutey cucked compared to the chicanos in based states like florida and texas

women actually just say and do whatever they think is normal and socially acceptable.

>>213892946
Most of them have "crashed out" at some point and had a total melty at work or some family function that results in them getting Baker Act'd or the like. It's not hard to get a scrip for head meds, they practically hand them out like Halloween candy on account of the huge kickbacks doctors get for over-medicating the general population. And yes some faggots do voluntarily go to strangers and tell them about their feelings.
Most of these people either lack decent family support systems, or they're inherently weak individuals who realistically shouldn't survive beyond their 20th birthday.

>>213892996
haha, imagine telling your mommy how you feel about your life...
maybe if mine weren't an unapologetic gossip

>>213892996
>or they're inherently weak individuals who realistically shouldn't survive beyond their 20th birthday.
the measure of a society is how it treats its weakest members

>>213892963
florida doesnt have chicanos

>>213893045
>florida doesn't have hispanics
??????

if any of you are women, i'm here

>>213893056
>peepee doesn't poopoo

im back

I would need to have a major public crashout or suicide attempt to ever end up in the mental health system in any capacity. From when I was a little kid, I learned that negative emotions were simply never discussed. So it all just bottles up and I have to figure it all out inside my own head by myself. Very healthy approach, no doubt.

>>213893069
wheres my money, lebowski?

>>213893035
Indeed. The fact that we encourage them to be weaker instead of stronger is a testament to our doomed fate.

>>213893053
Absolute banger. Almost a little bit punk-ish by Sabbath standards.

>>213892914
Echoes is the only Metroid game that feels like a straight up horror game. The atmosphere and ost have yet been matched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77IMM8KIbb0

>>213893084
i dont have it. sorry

>>213893056
chicanos are messicans

dread is the best metroid game
NEStroid has the best exploration

>>213893092
there are plenty of mexicans in florida

remember that guy who used to always ask about messican cummy bummies or something

>>213893106
not as many as california or texass

>>213893102
dread was kino

>>213893116
im here

>>213893102
Yeah Dread has the best 2D gameplay but Super still has the best exploration
Hopefully we get a Metroid 6 next year

>>213893154
>but Super still has the best explorati-ACK!

>>213893133
how bout them bummies, did you ever find them?

>>213893116
For a while I thought that was Jason

fucking furious. and my anger is such impotent, wap napkin shit, there's nothing i can even reasonably do about it. any recourse would make me look like a psycho. i'm stuck. i'm gonna get drunk, which is why i'm posting this. i want to apologize in advance, i get on here too much when i drink, but i need it man. i need the therapy. i guess my flip-out is well-timed, it's a saturday, after all.

>being Catholic means I have to view bantus and indians as my equals
fuck, this is what is stopping me from being Catholic

>>213893092
all hispanics are chicanos
chicano is just a way to say hispanic

>>213893185
Jason likes getting deepdicked by strange black men, usually after they've bottomed out his mother.

>>213893197
>bantus
wot dat?

>>213893165
You where saying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI3YwH7rk8s
>>213893199
WRONG

I had a very distressing dream where my house was infested with these black and white worm-things and they were everywhere and their eggs were everywhere. And my parents were yelling at me and I was yelling back. And when I woke up I was really sweaty.

>>213893199
Chicanos are Mexican migrants that don’t speak Spanish and no one hates them more than Mexicans

not drunk enough

>>213893216
>unintended speedrun strat
>still cant hit the SM light in my image from behind

>>213893214
sub-saharan africans/west africans

basically where we got the slaves from

>>213893199
wrong, Chicanos is only really used to refer to diaspora Mexicans that are 3-4+ generations removed from Mexico and dont speak Spanish. Hispanic is for all of those that are Hispanic

Yeah, racial reality kinda BTFOs Xtianity almost as hard as the torah being full of retarded evil shit.

>>213893232
pride is one of the seven deadly sins

>>213893242
yeah i dont care paco

>>213893221
yeah i dont care paco

>>213893266
no wonder Cicero called northern Europeans a race too stupid and ugly to be the slaves of us Romans

>>213893231
Metroid's exploration consists of a bunch of long black corridors.

I'm driving down to the barrio
Going 15 miles an hour 'cause I'm already stoned
Give the guy a twenty and wait in the car
He tosses me a baggie, then he runs real far
I take a hit, but it smells like a clove
Oh fuck, I got a baggie of oregano

>jason is crashing out again
unc needs to touch grass fr fr

>>213893294
>us romans
lmao we got a live one here, subhuman shitskin

bratty black gf is still MIA

>>213893244
I do like Christianity because we peaked under it
>>213893262
True but im a race realist, some race are just not as competent as others

So are you guys like neoconservatives or what?

>>213893294
>Cicero called northern Europeans a race too stupid and ugly to be the slaves of us Romans
I think you made that up.

>>213893294
that was pure COPE because he couldn't defeat the Gauls or Picts, Cicero was a bitch ass nigga who got his shit pushed in by a bunch of forest hobos

>>213893323
>subhuman shitskin
that's what Cicero described your people as

>>213893220
i hate those. i had a similar one where regular bugs, but bigger than they ever normally are, were trying to get on the dog, and he was panicking and running away and i was trying to get the missus in the room to help.
my dad believed that all dreams mean something. i feel like guys like us who have these are really control freaks at heart. the bugs themselves are icky, but do we go nuts when we see one on the sidewalk? of course not. it's when the control over our own environment is threatened, that's the anxious-maker.

>>213893339
im sexy

>>213893339
I'm a neolithic supremacist

>>213893351
you are a subhuman spic raped into existence by moor rape babies

>>213893361
why does this roman look like a mexican

>>213893352
Yeah that makes sense. I also often have dreams about people outside of my house looking in or trying to get in. I guess it’s a anxiety about losing control or having my privacy or autonomy violated in some way.

reminder that roman emperors were blue eyed germanics

>>213893340
>>213893392
>>213893350
>>213893361
>>213893364
Cicero, in writing to his friend Atticus, advised him not to buy slaves from northern europe, “because,” said he, “they cannot be taught to read, and are the ugliest and most stupid race I ever saw.”

Caesar, in writing home, said of the of the northern europeans, “They are the most ignorant people I have ever conquered. They cannot be taught music.”

>>213893392
the moorish rape babies are NOT going to like this post

Is it me or do jeets love to stare? Whenever I go for my incel jogs jeets will just stare at me. This only happens with jeets nobody else does this.

>>213893398
Written 2000+ years ago who cares

>>213893404
>>213893418
Hitler on the Hispanic SS Division "They are the only virile race equal to the best German units"

to
this
very
day

>>213893432
they want to plunder your bussy

remember your place you brown subhuman spic

your race mows the lawns of my white race

Is it polite to say please and thank you when giving commands to a dog?

>>213893432
Have you ever noticed that they're always going for fucking walks? It's like 7 of them at once too. The running path behind my house is a madhouse

>Romans fail to conquer Germans
>Germans go on to conquer 1/2 the globe


lmao

>>213893455
I'm A40 and an underemployed loser

>>213893473
the biggest Empires were the Hispanic and Luso Catholic monarchies, sit down

>>213893476
so true

>>213893479
what language are you speaking you subhuman spic

>>213893473
Are Germans the most successful group of people to have ever lived?

>>213893493
roundhouse kicked that mexicant into another galaxy

shaking my goodies

>>213893328
White people did not by any measure peak under Christianity.

>>213893471
Yeah, the worst I have seen is a jeet jr driving his bike and his parents are slowly driving behind him in their car. Holy shit how lazy can you be.

>>213893479
Biggest empire was british I reckon

>>213893473
There wasn't a great reason to, tbf. The way conquests worked for the romans was also kind of bizarre

>>213893528
Most successful too.

you're a loosah

Germanics went to the moon and sent probes to nearly(?) every planet
Slavs made it to space and Venus
The asians have rovers on the moon
latins? have they even gotten off the planet?

>>213893479
germanic men walked on the moon

just took a nice evening nap mmm time for dinner. lazy lazy saturday

>All twelve people who have walked on the Moon are American men.
I kneel

>>213893542
Romans simply couldn't defeat the Gauls. Every time they advanced they'd get slaughtered and the Gauls would then retreat and bait them in further. It just chewed up legions of men until the Romans put on their ultimate cope and claimed there was nothing of value in that region.
Germans are literally the most powerful race on Earth, you don't have to like it but you will admit it - even if not openly in this forum.

>>213893515
we landed on the moon because of a devout Lutheran

>>213893546
they have big booty latinas

>>213893565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXeRB-3nDR8

>>213893515
you are delusional

>>213893570
Soon, Chinese men will too walk on the moon.

>>213893493
>>213893508
a language that doesn't consistently rank as an attractive language. I would much rather be speaking French, German, Italian, or Spanish.
>>213893546
We created the atomic bomb
>>213893587
stop sexualizing our women
>>213893528
>>213893543
was a tiny empire compared to the large swaths of land ruled by the Hispanics which stretched from the southern most tip of Argentina to parts of Canada.

>>213893581
>romans couldn't defeat the gauls
They did that exactly
>german
They were celts

>>213893617
>We created the atomic bomb
That was jews

>>213893587
big booty latinas > walking on the moon
>>213893617
>stop sexualizing our women
no

>>213893617
you are delusional

some mutt with an inferiority complex is melting down HARD rn love to see it

>>213893617
why did your epic empire fail then?

>>213893617
>we created the atomic bomb
>hispanic empire stretched from argentina to canada
Lolno

>>213893617
Incredible bait

The hispanic nationalist poster is almost as irritating as brownrrone

This thread was much less /pol/faggy yesterday. I guess it’s saturday, so all the retards are home from their jobs at the gay sex store.

>>213893671
What products are sold at the gay sex store?

fascinating.

we used to call mrbeast mrbased at school

>>213893683
ask your dad

>>213893689
how old are you?

>>213887394
So true

>>213893696
18

>>213893648
Because it wasn't real. Like the rest of the hispanic world, they're all bluster and machismo and no substence to speak of

Reading this otome native isekai.

>>213893689
My teacher said we weren’t allowed to talk about labubu anymore in 1997

damn I be hungry as fuck

>>213893700
that's horrifying

Tiktok and IG reels has taught me that being a professional dancer is like 98% physical appearance and maybe 2% talent

drank 4 beers and now i'm sleepy

>>213893632
>>213893649
enrico fermi and luis alvarez you fucking pseuds
>>213893648
we went out with a bang fighting to keep our territories, you simply caved to independence movements without firing a shot, we are not the same
>>213893634
fuck off, we know our women are superior
>>213893639
>>213893652
>>213893694
>>213893715
English, a language spoken by inferiors.

German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, and French >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hindi and hebrew >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> english

>>213893741
English is actually a beautiful language, as evidenced by English language music sounding the best by far

back from my shower

>>213893741
why did you flee your shithole to live in america?

>>213893768
how was it?

>only relevant spanish language author of the past 200+ years
>explicitly called his native language shit and praised english

>>213893781
i dont enjoy showers now because i only put on cold water

decided to start freebleeding

>2 guys on the project means it was all browns
I can't imagine having such an inferiority complex as to assert this genuinely. Then again, I'm white

>>213893708
Leave now while you still can.

niggas be like
"this warm water too spicy"

>>213893683
peenus weanus

>>213893794
it was messing up my skin

>>213893787
try hot water it's a real game changer
>>213893790
i read that as "fart breeding"

>>213893732
professional dancers are pretty fucking good and its super competitive
just because someone is dancing in their kitchen on tiktok doesnt mean they're a professional you melt

>>213893794
it's only 3 roentgens don be a quaker nut bitch

>>213893785
Not a good writer, he was only propped up because he sucked off the anglos and anglos love that. I can post people that thought english was an inferior language and were great writers in the Castilian language
>>213893773
my parents did but it's not longer a shithole and I plan on going back, don't want to see another non-Mediterranean or non-German in my life ever again
>>213893763
a language spoken by slaves

Uh oh guys I can’t hold my peepee in anymore. I feel like my bladder is gonna burst. But if I go in my pants everybody will see and it will be sooo embarrassing >_<

>>213893837
Which country are your parents from?

>>213893846
why are you like this

>>213893814
i wont because hot water damages your skin and hair also it made my skin dry

>>213893852
his childhood was too kafkaesque

>>213893814
>i read that as "fart breeding"
Is that a euphemism for sodomy

>>213893862
it opens up your pores and allows you to get cleaner. perhaps try showering in warm water instead of scalding hot water.

Some of yall be annoying

>>213893816
Professional dancers get mogged by 11 year olds in their kitchen. That's my point they are mediocre but attractive

>>213893875
i open my pores when i wash my face

>>213893852
uh idk
>>213893866
What is a kafkaesque childhood. I never turned into a big cockroach that I can remember.

>>213893850
not telling you, we've received enough gringo immigration and they need to be sent back.

Any eye for an eye.

>>213893837
>don't want to see another non-Mediterranean or non-German in my life ever again
hope you dont plan on going to latin america then, it's a brown contient full of brown amerinidian such as yourself

>>213893887
ah, ashamed of his brown shithole kek

>>213893886
i was thinking more a hunger artist than the metamorphosis

>>213893905
Oh ok I’m not familiar with that one

>hispanisa nationalist is a brown rootless chicano mongrel
every fucking time kek

how does this even happen

>>213893913
for what it's worth, it's a great short story and worth the read. but it will make you feel a bit shit, like all of his works

>>213893918
She is a leaf and that kid is dead

Can't we all just get along?

>>213893932
rip baby sneed

>>213893928
That’s cool I’ll check it out

>>213893918
most babies are just ugly. if you aren't the mother or father there's no chemicals to make you like the average baby's ugly mug

>>213893932
lmao no way sauce

>>213893961
https://www.tiktok.com/@kylact
She's been dead for years and she's still milking it on tiktok

How will I move to Scotland and work on the Scottish independence movement now that Brexit has banned me from doing so?

>>213893805
ol wrinklyass

>>213893979
it was recalled to Hell to better serve its master

lol a bunch of anglos seething at Hispanic because we did what they haven't been able to do.

Kick out the jews and muslims. Maybe you should learn from us instead of allowing them to run rampant pedo rings in your nations.

>>213893961
>>213893979
i'm a dirtbag for laughing but it really is funny to me to go from mutto.webm to crying mother on a podcast in less than 10 minutes and a few clicks

>>213893982
Grab a dinghy and row. What's Nigel gonna do? Deport you? Yeah right.

>>213894017
I still don't get what that thing was though, like what condition makes a baby look like a fucking goblin?

>>213894016
umm the president of mexico is the jewiest jew ever to jew??

>>213894017
She's a dirtbag for exploiting her child's illness and death for clout

>>213894016
>still ashamed to name his brown shithole
kek what a subhuman spic

>lol a bunch of anglos seething at Hispanic because we did what they haven't been able to do.

>Kick out the jews and muslims. Maybe you should learn from us instead of allowing them to run rampant pedo rings in your nations.

I'm Chewish. I read the Talmunch.

you gotta work hard to be successful

>>213894034
he's from le secret aryan latin american country full of germans and italians (which he is ashamed to name)

>>213894046
do you worship with high preist Chewbacca?

Ill never be able to buy a home

>>213894025
>When Bella was born in 2013, she didn’t leave the hospital for the first two years of her life because of a combination of a rare form of dwarfism, bowel disease and autoimmune disease. Kyla Thomson, Bella’s mom, started sharing online as a way to update her family members.

>latin america kicked out all the je-
ACK

>>213894053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuUEpbGVV2Y

!

>>213894060
buy a crumbling condemned house in detroit and you can tell everyone you're a home owner

>>213894064
as per usual, it's luck. two people with great genetics can make a twitching short-lived homunculus if the wrong sperm meets the wrong egg. i'm grateful for being in the country i am in, and i'm grateful for being only half retarded instead of completely fucked at the starting line

>>213894064
>literally a Tolkien creature

I wonder where the father is

>>213894092
but then you'd live around negroes and brapzilians

>>213894091
Finally a good post

>>213894091
social media women are so annoying

Lmao at this larping mexican

>cherrypicking cities
they're not hispanic either paco

>>213893837
>a language spoken by slaves
The English have never been slaves. As the song goes:
>Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves;
>Britons never, never, shall be slaves
That so many Englishmen’s slaves were forced to speak the English language just speaks to the Englishman’s mastery of the world

>>213894106
>>213894108
The duality of /cum/

Getting a job is scary because then you have to go to the gym at normie hours

>>213894046
Holier Than Chow

>>213894113
my first exposure to nick fuentes was metokur talking about his gay date with catboykami back in 2019

The current read

>>213894131
make the gym at home

Can Brian start gayposting. Better than whatever is going on now.

>>213894066
Argentina is one of the most Jewish places in the world

>>213894141
my two gallon jugs of water i use to work out gives women the ickeroni

>>213894144
brian was banned yesterday though

How do I get a greek gf as a blackanon?

>>213894156
YOU don't.

>>213894136
did metokur die already or is that guy still kicking

>>213894138
Is it a good read? I'm going through Moby Dick or The Whale right now

>>213894156
Step one: be Greek

>>213894156
tell them you are turkish

Brian has atrocious taste in men

Clues by Sam solved in two and a half minutes

>>213894168
Yes, a real page turner!

TikTok is so gay

Attending a party later can I borrow one of your anecdotes

>>213894167
There were rumours of Metokur’s death, but his yellow fever wife has not posted anything to confirm his dead, and he purportedly confirmed he’s still alive to ‘trusted’ third parties. Last I heard, anyway

>>213894167
hes alive but hes avoiding his fans for some reason probably because of the backlash hes getting from interviewing some loli vtube streamer and giving her soft ball questions

>>213894138
Why did I see the word faggot on the cover at first

>>213894195
Mine are pretty hit or miss

>>213894195
I once met up with a tranny and he sucked me for 20 minutes before I left without cumming. The drive home was rough. I felt terrible
You can have this anecdote to tell

Heres a history lesson.

The Foundational myth of the Hispanic and Luso peoples is that of being against the jews and muslims.

We get our raison d'etre when were kickde them out of the Iberian peninsula.

Because we won (again) against the jews in our wars during the 1930s, our foundational myth wasn't rewritten like it was for the Anglos and the rest of the west. Our foundational myth continues to be against them.

The raison d'etre of England, Germany (sadly), France (sadly) is supporting and sucking off jews. Their foundational myths were rewritten.

>>213894201
Rorschach test revealing your latent homosexuality

>>213894195
Whale brain can be used as a substitute for butter

>*diverts the course of humanity to a doomed future*
>*dies before he has to live in the doomed future he created*

>>213894216
You should stop speaking our barbaric language and go post on a Hispanic/Luso imageboard

>>213894195
The first time I did cocaine I ended up sneezing it out in the bathroom

>>213894198
>from interviewing some loli vtube streamer
like she's an actual loli or pretends to be one

>>213894225
hes been "dying" for 6 fucking years

Cocaine edibles are the way to go, just make sugar cookies and dust them with some of that sweet yayo.

>>213894168
Ah a fellow Dickfag. I believe I'm on my fourth read-through

>>213894195
I used to fuck a billionaire’s daughter, but it turned out she was BPD and literally schizophrenic, so I had to break it off

You shouldn't do cocaine

i've gone home with several women from bars but never fucked any of them because i had whiskey dick every time

>>213894225
>>*diverts the course of humanity to a doomed future*
Is this referring to his covid fear-mongering

>>213894225
Gamergate really did ruin the internet, huh? It was coming anyway though, I can’t blame any one specific person. I think it was inevitable. Did that guy really die btw? Internet Aristocrat, I think it was?

>>213894264
Eternal curse of getting enough liquid courage only for it to betray you in the moment of truth.

>>213894254
That faggot, Moby Dick...

this person i met a little while ago may be the most evil sadistic person i've ever met

>>213894235
your foundational myth was rewritten because you love jews

>>213894238
not sure what that means but she caters to her pedo anime watching audience

Thinking about my imaginary GF in long socks and panties and a t-shirt

>>213894195
I was attacked by a squirrel at Disney World on Tom Sawyer Island when I was 10 years old

>>213894254
Damn that’s awesome. I’ve been meaning to give it a second read myself.

how the fuck are you SUPPOSED to clean the little tray in an air fryer? I leave it soaking in soapy water immediately after use, theres still oil dried into it later. I scrub it gently with the soft side of a sponge, the coating starts coming off

>>213894284
click the search button in the catalog and type /bra/ or /csg/ or /mex/

>>213894225
Voltaire?

>>213894264
happens to the best of us

>>213894247
so was TotalBiscuit. Cancer is, by nature of what it is, very unpredictable. One moment it's "in remission", a few months later it's terminal. Happened to my aunt, she had a little party about beating cancer and she was dead the same year.

>>213894195
Last week, the coffee shop ran out of lids, and as soon as I stepped outside, a bird shit in my cup.

Walmart managed to memoryhole that jeet who got baked to death, amazing corporate powers.

>>213894300
I just put it in the dishwasher tbqh

>>213894300
If you cook with a low smoke point oil in an air fryer, you risk it polymerizing from the heat like the seasoning on a cast iron pan

>>213894323
why would I use oil, its an air fryer

>>213894311
when metokur dies /v/ and /pol/ are going to be wild i remember when totalbiscuit died it was hilarious

who's watching Du Plessis vs Chimaev?

I'm rooting for Du Plessis because he's aryan as fuck but he's probably blue pilled

>>213894329
you're supposed to put a little oil on the tray to prevent sticking

Literally who

UFC main event is on. get in

new
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>>213894339
Well, that was funny for a very specific reason. This is still the sole reason I have never told someone to get cancer, what a humiliating context to your own death.

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>>213894365
THREE.
FUCKING.
SECONDS.

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OH MY GOD WHICH ONE