Thread 213926329

Whale shark edition

>>213924554

WAY UHL SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
WAY UHL SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
WAY UHL SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
WAY UHL SHARK

Puru Puru Pururin

>>213926329 (OP)
Hehe those fishies make it look like he has gross yellow teeth

>>213926329 (OP)
Yes I am a Hispanic supremacist

I will still marry a White women (not an anglo women thoughie) thougheverbeit

>>213926344
cant think of a single straight man thatd choose right over left
even if you have a penchant for brown ladies you just cant ignore that brutal mogging

i always feel a little goofy for the way i talk to alexa. i ask her to tell me what the temperature is "please", and say "thank you" after. i know it's silly, but it's just my reflex.

>>213926370
Left is clearly Jewish

>>213926374
Looks like she didn’t wipe so good :/

>>213926354
Compassion and service to NIGGERS is the problem, yes

>>213926377
god damn

what's the end game of coomposters? why do they want to make other men horny?

>>213926374
is that POOP on her BUTT cheek?

>>213926385
BOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>>213926377
> that bulge
i thought they banned non-cis folx from sports

This is about as good as it gets for $1.19

>>213926349
Sore wa atashi nano yoooooo

>>213926390
It's a form of AGP trannyism
It is as if they themselves are the women arousing you

I wish it was 1999 again.

There was a basking shark found not far from where I live

>>213926398
thats the mons pubis, the most beautiful part of a woman

>>213926395
>who cares if she is a semitic viper look at the big milkers
cringe

>>213926424
Yes
Hot women are hot women

>>213926424
bait i wont fall for

"Skibidi" and "tradwife" have been added to the Cambridge Dictionary.

>>213926390
It's a brotherhood thing. like hey bro check out that babe at 9 o'clock hell yeah

I wonder if Slowpuke will ever get a normal day job

>>213926447
nobody knows who that is

>>213926447
Who?

Yes I am Hispanic

Yes I will marry a White women (not an anglo women thoughie) thougheverbeit

No you will not do anything to stop me

>>213926419
Let's party like it's 1999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblt2EtFfC4

>>213926445
this

i think my personal computer is glitching out, i'm seeing posts twice!!!

>>213926456
>>213926459
exactly. there's a bevy of literal who streamers that are clearly never going to make it to Pokimane or Asmongold levels, i wonder at what point they just give up and apply at Walmart or something

>>213926464
>teleports behind you
heh, nothing personel kid

>>213926501
why are you so insecure seeing hispanic bvlls with White women

i think my personal computer is glitching out, i'm seeing posts twice!!!

>>213926352
my first wife will be east asian or turkish (white)

My imaginary gf is in heat

>>213926494
and then... heh... theres me just chillin inna corner enjoyin both....

Can't imagine not being white. It's actually impossible to comprehend.

i'm not a ethnic/racial supremacist btw

depressed. i've been fighting it all day. i keep trying to shake myself out of it, i did the household chores, i ate, shaved, showered, but it's 8pm. almost 9. the day is practically over. i just don't see how this one is going to turn around.

I'm about to bend one of you across my knee and spank you until your bottom is bright red

>>213926538
Tomorrow will be a new day

how will my future girlfriend deal with my near endless sex drive

>>213926533
Try to imagine rp as a poor jeet in jeetland

>>213926547
by cucking you

Bring back caning

>>213926550
impossible levels of suffering

>>213926555
then ill rape the bull

>>213926538
Same except I did'nt even do that. I just cant shake it today

>>213926563
that would make you the bull

>>213926569
exactly

Might sneak downstairs for some chips or popcorn, all I had for supper was fishsticks

>>213926522
>>213926537
disgusting freak, our ancestors wanted us to mix in with Europeans. No one else.

>>213926569
no it would just make him a gay rapist

>they say there will be a catered lunch
>but when you get there you find out it's square pizza and room temperature caesar salad

>>213926419
I wish it was 1488 again.

i can imagine being a black american teebeehache, mexican american too
i cant imagine being asian though. they dont have a truly deep history here like the other two. just weird people all around as well

>>213926501
>POLICE
>ICE
reading that as an echo

>>213926592
TRVKE

when you find that potato chip on the floor and blow all the dog and cat hair and pubes off it and pop it in your mouth

I just want you, as an anglo, to peek into the interior hispanic culture wars

To have faith requires courage, the ability to take a risk, the readiness even to accept pain and disappointment. Whoever insists on safety and security as primary conditions of life cannot have faith; whoever shuts himself off in a system of defense, where distance and possession are his means of security, makes himself a prisoner. To be loved, and to love, need courage, the courage to judge certain values as of ultimate concern—and to take the jump and to stake everything on these values.

look who i just met!

>>213926617
Okay whatever I just want to fuck bitches

dreamt that i was groundhogging and i needed to find a toilet REALLY fast. woke up and tried to shit but nothing came out.

I fucking hate pickleball. It's such a dorky sport. But I feel bad whenever I hate on it because it's usually peoples first sport/team sport and I don't like being elitist.

It's also good that Americans are finally going out and being active, too many damn fat people here.

Being Indian has not affected my life negatively in any way

>>213926629
'rrhoids?

>>213926629
>groundhogging
lol

>>213926613
he's right though, they weren't colonies. They were treated just like any other state in Spain and at times the own states in Spain were neglected for the exploration of the Americas

>>213926617
@grok saar is it true?

>>213926635
Hello Rajesh

being on vacation from work for a week was so nice
beholden to no one, answering to no one, doing things at my pace and not those of the business
I have to be back at work at 8 AM tomorrow :(

Sam Hyde is the only Indian man I trust

>>213926613
Is this a we wuz spaniards post?

>>213926617
*let's out an earth-shattering fart that fills the room with a stench so horrid that it makes everyone forget what you were talking about*

>>213926654
maybe he was having a sexual emergency that clouded his judgement and made him think he was saving everyone from a fire
ever think about that chud? no... no sweetie you didnt....

>>213926664
Nope. The British Monarchy treated you americans and aussies as colonies. You got the shit end of the stock. The Hispanic Monarchy never treated the americas as colonies. They were treated as equals.

>>213926613
Canada is still a viceroyalty of the British Empire

>>213926671
people in these cities get exactly what they deserve. you can see how they all just sit there waiting for him to do the inevitable, they're completely buckbroken.

>>213926676
Where’s the Hispanic monarchy today?

Why am I getting ads for meeting trannies in my area

>>213926692
Those are targeted ads

>>213926692
Self-report

>>213926691
are you mad because your anglo brothers across the sea treated you like shit?

>>213926676
>no but actually yes
Good to know

>>213926714
teehee umad

let me guess, you need more?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GOYARXctOS0

>>213926714
>your anglo brothers across the sea treated you like shit?
Source that isn’t woke and pozzed United States revolutionary propaganda?

If Mohammad was a girl with big tits, I'd worship him night and day
Ditto for Jesus

me af soon

getting sleeping, gotta brush teeth and get ready for bed

One hour left in shift then it's alcohol time

>>213926747
its legal to... you know... right?

>>213926747
>getting sleeping
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>213926762
they're human beings Anon

>>213926741
were*
hypothetical, subjunctive mood

>>213926747
The beauty of the midget race must not perish from this earth

>>213926774
sarrr that is how sleeping i am getting very mcuh i am tired from not sleepings sarr please help me i am fucking indian

I fucking hate pickleball. It's such a dorky sport. But I feel bad whenever I hate on it because it's usually peoples first sport/team sport and I don't like being elitist.

It's also good that Americans are finally going out and being active, too many damn fat people here.

>>213926777
exactly
whatd you think i meant?

>>213926779
Get his ass

>>213926791
well uh...you first.

So is Latinx supremacist a newcomer to the general to has he been hiding his power level?

Punching a woman's a lot easier than expected. I was anticipating that she'd grab my wrist or something and break it like in the movies but it was like punching a plush doll that forgot to put its hands up.

It was for sports, calm down.

I’m useless

>>213926807
some gay newfag, possibly just a regular who has decided to adopt a "persona" for (You)'s

What’s a good compliment to give to a girl

>>213926832
>Hey bitch nice titties and ass
Followed up by a tongue click and double finger guns

>>213926808
When I took a Use of Force class in college the instructor paired us up and some of the guys got paired with girls because the numbers didn't work out evenly. One guy ended up sparta-kicking a girl 6 feet backwards into a wall and she collapsed. Luckily I got paired with another dude and we just took turns flipping each other and practising nerve strikes. Would've felt weird beating on a woman who didn't deserve it.

>>213926832
Nice shoes. I'd like to see them stomping on my testicles

>>213926846
that guy detransed

Im not a supremacist because it goes again my Catholic faith, but I do believe nations have racial foundations so I guess that makes me a Nazi

also yes I will still mix with a White german women

>>213926832
I wouldn't know

I’m a stupid fucking slut

>>213926856
Only a matter of time before he re-transes and pussymaxxes his way into political office. Trump will be out in a few years, would be great to have a 4 time trans Navy SEAL as President.

gooned too much now my cock burns

>>213926584
i can't believe i'm going to admit this. well, screw it. if you can't say it here, then where can you say it? years ago a very close friend just wrote me off. didn't understand why, no argument happened, no falling-out, nothing. when i finally got ahold of him, he just let me have it. told me he never really thought of me as a friend, only hung out with me because of the group of people we were near. i looked up to this guy like an older brother. he was a mentor to me. so i went back to my apartment, got drunk, and tried to do a kneeling hanging. it was a terrible attempt. i don't know if i was secretly scared to die, or if i just mismanaged the noose that badly (it was with a stereo cord), but it didn't work and my girlfriend at the time found me and freaked out because she thought i was dead because i had passed out and puked on my shirt. when responders get to you this way, they assume you're still imminently self-destructive, and put you on a 72 hour hold. it starts in the hospital to make sure you didn't mangle your neck, but then you go to the looney bin. this was all a whirlwind of emotion, so i couldn't believe what was happening. i felt like i was in jacob's ladder, that part in the hospital? i couldn't eat. i was terrified at where i was, i was crying almost all the time. but after the second day, the guy brought me a little square slice of pizza, just how you said. with a little half corncob. and i was able to eat it because it reminded me of the school lunches i used to have.

>>213926880
You're a man with a penis, ballsack, and prostate gland.

>>213926865
Post a vocaroo of you speaking spanish

Anyone else feel spacey after they jag off

>>213926880
Kiddun

shant be reading any of that

>>213926880
nothing i hate more in this world than women

Need to catch a fish tomorrow

>>213926891
yes and

My brother’s gf got diagnosed with it’s stage 3 cancer and honestly I felt a little glad

i find life vulgar. i want to be a transparent eyeball

>>213926911
Just wanted to make sure

>>213926880
Is that you in the black

>>213926909
>women
It's a man, baby

You’re going to the moon Alice

where are the messicans?

>>213926913
That's terrible

>>213926846
I can't stop staring at her and I don't know why.

>>213926934
you're gay.

>>213926885
zamn

>>213926898
my mother tongue is Spanish

Which way Amerimen

>predator is le evil heterosexual man
reddit
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_PqvcB7sWLo

>>213926950
I don't believe you

idk why and im not attracted to them but my brain gets 'tricked' by gigahons like that navy seal guy and registers them as female
done this since forever even when i was a chud

>>213926950
your mother tongues my anus

>>213926954
how long before Newson's kids troon out

sheesh i'm only 4 pints deep and am sucking pretty bad at online shooter games
maybe operating a vehicle while inebriated really is a bad idea

Fun fact my company sold a product to China with an electronic schematic and 2 months later a Chinese clone showed up and we bought one but it didn't work because the engineer is retarded and the schematic was extremely wrong.

>>213926954
newsom's daughter is gonna be hot when she grows up

>>213926926
whatever it just reminded me i hate women

>>213926930
I know but I think she’s holding him down and he could REALLY do better

>>213926885
*brings you comfort and familiarity in a trying time*

>>213926975
pedo

>>213926954
>psychopath vs closeted homo
What a grim choice

>>213926885
Your friend is a dickhead, I hope you've moved past this.

>>213926992
That doesn’t make any sense at all

>>213926957
most Hispanics in the US speak spanish

Only 4 months til Christmas

>>213927009
post a vocaroo then

>>213927011
who is that

will watch this later...
https://youtu.be/Yi_67j6E0Eg

>ayo us latinx be speaking spanich even doe most of us be no sabo y i won’t post a vocaroo of me speaking it guey
haha

>>213927002
I’d rather an actual pozpig faggot like Buttigieg over someone married to a foreigner; especially to a pajeeta

>>213927024
You've really never heard of Ana De Armas?

>>213926954
Who pisses off their wife more frequently, Gavin or JD?

Gn cum

>>213927032
what if you really really love each other

>>213927054
gn bud

>>213927024
The perfect woman

>>213927050
jd and usher probably have some fucked up bdsm ice queen shit going on like that rich guy in Mr Robot

La vie m’est insupportable

>>213927002
psychopath fits right in

I’ve been called useless

>>213927067
>>213927038
Criollas are perfect... Okay I take back my statements of wanting to marry a german women as a latinx.


I want to marry a Latina of pure Spaniard ancestry. So we can produce more Hispanics in the Anglosphere and restore the Hispanic Monarchy.

WATCH OUT

Future Elections are going to be so boring without trump

>>213927112
Get this dumbass off of Twitter, this weird smug ironic behavior is not gonna help him get elected as president

>>213927057
Don’t care. Some people really love their dog but that doesn’t mean it should be legal to marry them

mass shooting in brooklyn

>>213927126
GOOD
Politics aren't supposed to be entertainment, they are supposed to be functional

>>213927142
Ethnicity of the perpetrator

>>213927112
Does he think this will endear him to anyone other than the ones who would vote for him anyway?

>>213927163
Was his character supposed to be gay?

>>213927163
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT SUCK MY COCK
>AAAAAAHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

>>213927127
>>213927171
it’s afraid….

>>213927171
Yes I admire him for being handsome and successful

>>213927163
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

Making a thread right before falling asleep and waking up to find it no longer exists is not the best feeling in the world

I’m a fucking manchild and I want to be entertained

>>213927112
ironically this is the first thing i've seen of jd vance that makes him look cool

Mom finally admitted on the phone that she never listens to anybody and basically just does whatever she wants whenever she wants. Very cathartic experience.

Tried to eat one of those smore poptarts and could only get halfway before tossing it in the bin. Had to gargle mouthwash afterwards

Hobby idea: train to athletic level endurance levels and fuck the life out of cheap hookers

>>213927214
All my thread hit bump limits

>>213927054
night bud

>i'm called a "pedo" for being attracted to this (even tho its normal and natural)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cEevAcYbyH4
https://files.catbox.moe/1vv28w.mp4

Y'all
Be
Trippin

>>213927268
I ain't clicking that shit nigga

>>213927142
niggas be dyin in brookyln
manhattan stays safe (i dont live in nyc)

>>213927295
what socio-economic reasons made him do it?

Is it normal for your crotch to smell really bad despite daily showers

>>213927295
aww hes smiling :)

>>213927310
You may have an infection or disease

>>213927268
You should kill yourself, now!

Talk about the late great Brian Wilson

my crotch smells like rotten fish after im done 'baiting

any guesses where the illegal is from?

>>213927349
The Beach Boys are good but I've never been drawn to them like I have with The Beatles, The Doors, or The Velvet Underground.

>>213927356
nigga we all already seent this shit

>>213927356
I know where because I saw all the rage bait threads about this incident yesterday.

>>213927356
pakistan

alcohol makes the autism go away

gonna goon to hairy vaginas later tonight. thoughts?

>>213927384
Idc

>>213927384
I like it young fresh and green with no hair in between

>>213927356
saar

>>213927364
>>213927367
>>213927370
indian

>>213927391
>green
what causes that, gonorrhoea?

>>213927391
gosh coded post

any guesses where the council man is from?

If /cum/ was comprised entirely of women, how would the contents of our threads change

>>213927420
Bitching about men nonstop

im sick of the constant slander against hindu-american patriots soros is funding this hate campaign

MAN ON A MISSION, DISMISSING BITCHES THAT AIN'T SUBMISSIVE
I'M CUTTING MY TIES TO COUNT UP LIKE A MATH TEST
AND THAT BITCH LOOK GOOD IN A BLACK DRESS
SIPPING ON A GUCCI ON MY BED LIKE A MATTRESS
I LIE TWO-FACED LIKE AN ACTRESS
DIGI FACES IN MY BANK, NO CASH, YEAH
I'M NOT A RAPPER, I'M STACKING CASH JUST LIKE A RAPPER THOUGH
LEAVE A BITCH DEAD LIKE THEY'RE LAYING IN THE CATACOMBS

>>213927406
saar

I hate my life
I hate my life
I hate my life

>>213927448
Would a massage help

>>213927420
See: Crystal Cafe

>>213927449
No

Im a mestizo so I have two options:

I can either marry a white women and bleach my bloodline having white children

OR

I can marry a mestiza that will give me mestizos children that will look very latino

everyone says "we live in a society"
but who's gonna tell them they will die in a society?

>>213927460
Stfu bro you've made the same post like 10 times now with different wording

>>213927373
it will fail you. it keeps us at a nice baseline, but eventually it gets too costly. financially or otherwise. your body won't be able to keep up with your brain's need and you'll crash. you can't sleep without a nightcap. you need an eye-opener. an aperitif. a couple beers with lunch, what's the big deal? the absolute worst thing about alcohol, is when you're ready to quit, it won't let you.

>>213927295
DUAL WIELD

>>213927450
Is that a website meant for women? Sounds like it would be full of you-know-whats

>>213927477
female /r9k/

drinking milk

>>213927460
vocaroo status?

>>213927356
It's more outrageous that AOL still exists, I am blown away by this news.

>>213927473
>>213927495
which route should I go

First time getting McD's in a while. It was trash.

>>213927460
if you marry a white woman she will be a garbage dump, just find a nice mexican girl and pump her.

>>213927550
if you eat inside they put more effort

>>213927448
Channel that I hate my life energy into I hate everyone else energy
Leave the world a worse place than you left it.

The AI bubble will pop soon

>>213927566
This is not good advice

Um excuse me *taps shoulder*
excuse me
*taps shoulder*
you can't have sex with those white women
*puts hands on hips*
you just can't do it ok. we're gonna rise up if you do it

>>213927559
I did.

There's nothing more caucasian than savoring a hearty nigger ballad. Negro music is simply equisite. it takes an extremely caucasian disposition to truly appreciate it

>>213927589
taste buds issue

>>213927579
I look like this and say this

I am going to be a world historical figure of titanic importance, and then you will all regret having made fun of me on 4chan...

Not a big fan of negro music

Fat guy speedrunning Deus Ex

>>213927456
a penis massage from a cute girl?

Lolcow clip channel uploaded a new video, feels like Christmas

should i eat some chocolate pretzels even though i ate cake and chocolate yesterday

Reggae is good

>>213927641
all the songs sound the same

>>213927638
>yesterday
That was then and this is now

>>213927641
hell yea brudda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLxrHoTafMA

Pull up any full reggae album upload and click anywhere on the progress bar and it will sound the same as any other point on the album

Plooooooo

This is the blackest black people music i like
https://youtu.be/3ZR2p-DhSX4?si=MKWaZeppvjwAQyDD

jah man smoke da ganja man

Contrary to popular belief they are not in Paris but Nigeria

>>213927706
do you look like that?

>>213927705
IT'S IMPORTANT TO PRACTICE GOOD HYGIENE
AT LEAST IF YOU WANNA RUN WITH MY TEAM

>>213927719
Trust me they in paris too

i recently watched a video where two women were interviewed about gentrification in CDMX and they said they went to school for graphic design
funny thing is they wasted their time because soon AI will take all graphic design jobs

Only chads should lead. Chadocracy

>>213927721
Oh yeah that takes me right back to Foundry

>>213927655
you are right

>>213927744
She looks like a female Sylvester Stallone

>>213927732
Being handsome is feminine therefore not chad

Eating healthy all week and then being a piggu on the weekends is kinda fun. Gonna keep doing it, working out and eating good M-F and then drinking beer and eating pizza/burgers Sat/Sun.

The thing about goshcel is on top of being a pedo he’s also really fucking boring

Many people don’t know the full quote
>in vino veritas; in aqua sanitas
>in wine, truth; in water, health
Interesting to have to pick between truth and health

>>213927775
he's trans as well

you guys insist there's all these namefags yet I NEVER see them post, unless you're identifying them by some other means

>>213927768
this is the way to do it, even if you don't work out. i eat like a ferret most of the week, then go nuts with burgers, pizza and beer on the weekend.

>Being handsome is feminine therefore not chad

here's your Chad bro

My dick is so fucking itchy all of a sudden
It’s not an std cause I’m an incel

>>213927760
You goon for me now

>>213927791
If you post here all day for years on end, you’ll come to recognize individual posting styles

I could easily be a Brad if I actually tried

>>213927813
please describe every namefag's posting style so that I may identify them properly

>>213927791
how do you not recognize J***n, he's so blatant in his attentionfagging

>>213927791
Goshcel posts are very easy to distinguish, here
>>213927658
>>213927519
>>213927268

>>213927807
recent change in laundry detergent?

I can lure Jason out even when he's trying to remain lowkey, I know just how to bait him into sperging and then I shame him in front of the whole thread. He's a little monkey dancing to my tune.

>>213927842
>>213927842
New

If I do get a white wife tho, i’m pumping her with like 10 children minimum

I started eating like complete shit again and I’m getting acne as a punishment

>>213927826
Not going to spoonfeed you newfag kike get good or leave

>>213927791
Jason posts with a certain typing style, he always has good grammar and punctuation. Common posts of his are his meals (tator tots, ketchup, undercooked steak, chicken and rice, milk and rootbeer) and his face. He also posts about being a NEET and hating jews.
Brian is gay and talks about how great Chicago is and all of this weird wicca shit, he's into magick.