Thread 213928334

live your myth in usa

>>213928334 (OP)
now give me usa gf

>>213928334 (OP)
>Not a single attractive person.
Wow.

>>213928398
We suffer

This webm gets me every time

>>213928334 (OP)
The first I notice when entering the airport upon returning from my eurotrips is how fucking ugly the people in this country are.
LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT

>>213928334 (OP)
bucees is a bad enough zoo normally I can't imagine wanting to go to the grand opening of one

>>213928398
I spot 1

>everybody fat
>White woman with mulatto child and white boyfriend
>Soy facing bald guys
>niggers
>fashion from 2001

I thought the memes were made up....

>>213928468
So many fat fucks even by mutt standards. Seeing the all bucee's and the size of the people I'm assuming this is South Texas?

>>213928510
This is in VA and the only people that would line up for the grand opening of a gas station are the absolute dregs of society

>>213928506
To be fair, this is a very White crowd for being America

How did the USA get so rich with this kind of human quality?

>>213928537
>VA
Why go to buccees when they can just go to WaWa?!

>>213928334 (OP)
i thought americans being a fatass was a stereotype, or at least not all of them, turns out its real kek

>>213928485
I think it's the clothes more than anything. Most of these people are adults wearing shorts and a marvel fucking t-shirt like they're children. I get wanting to wear casual, but they don't even get that right. Casual is suppose to be a plain white t-shirt with jeans like James Dean not this shit

>>213928510
it's buc ees in virginia kek

>>213928593
Didn't know they were that far north now, but ahh, that explains it

>>213928575
t. metrosexual faggot

>>213928559
Never understood the wawa obsession. It's literally like any other convenience store/gas station

I, Toilet Bog Fart, as Cuntmander-in-Queef poo solelmnly swear fat I shill fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent and Burger King of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericrack, kike my predecessors before me in the Shite House, and will poo the best of my ashillititty, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.

*solemnly sharts loudly on the Bible*
*the presidential poo drips down the steps of Congress*
*the US Marine Band starts up*

>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, WE HAVE CHOSEN FOR THE NATION
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, HE IS SMELT BY ONE AND ALL
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, AS WE PLEDGE POO-OPERATION
>IN PROUD FULFILLMENT OF A GREAT, NOBLE TURD
>*cue the anthem*

OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
IN THE LOCAL WALMART
WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED
FROM THE ANUS LAST LEAKING

WITH ITS BROAD STREAKS OF BROWN
CAST IN PERILOUS BLIGHT
OVER THE AISLES WE WATCHED
SHIT GALANTLY STREAMING

AND MUTT'S NAPPY HAIR,
NEGROES EVERYWHERE
IS PROOF THAT OUR RACE
IS A 56% DISGRACE

OH SAY DOES THAT SHIT-
SPANGLED BUMMER CUT
IN THE LAND OF THE SHART,
AND THE HOME OF THE MUTT

Euro niggas thought we were kidding when we said we suffer

>>213928613
What? For asking people to do the bare minimum and dress their age? Not too difficult to throw on pleated khakis and a plaid shirt nigger

>>213928334 (OP)
This is what the West fought to preserve in the Cold war. You guys should rejoice! The commies were defeated

>>213928334 (OP)
>smiling people bad!

>>213928549
The US has more than half a continent's worth of resources, which they obtained by conquering and genociding stone age tribes.

>>213928559
Sheetz >>>>> Wawa

>>213928334 (OP)
so many fat people

>>213928549
USA is basically resting on its laurels at this point. give it another 100 years and it will be another brazil