Thread 213946172

virginous monkey edition

>>213945954
> betting portal
Dunno what that is so no I guess.

The process for me was: ring up council and submit a homeless application, council verify I am homeless, council refer my details to a hostel (can be miles away, was very far away for me), got the train to the hostel same day and arrived in the middle of the night, got sorted in my room, lived in that hostel for 4 weeks paying them £313 per week while the council tried to find a flat for me. Then after 4 weeks I got a call one day out the blue and was told details of the flat they'd found for me, had to pick up the keys and go there same day with my bags.

The cost was because I told them I had savings. Had I not disclosed to them the savings I had from my previous job, I wouldn't have paid anything; it would all have been paid by Housing Benefit. Everyone else their was there for free. So yeah my advice to anyone ITT who finds themselves homeless is fuck being honest with them and just say you have no money.

>>213945971
Yeah I paid £1200/month for that room. As I say, the place was full of junkies and alcoholics. The sort of people you'd expect in a homeless hostel. Sounds grim and in some aspects it was however in retrospect it was also decent craic, an adventure of sorts.

>>213945996
She did.

>>213946022
Yeah there was a lot of live laugh loving and shining bright I can tell you.

is this the new? doesn't look like it

unironically round up PIP and UC claimaints and send them to camps

Haru Urara stuns with last-place Arima Kinen finish

>>213946172 (OP)

he Monke

>>213946246
ewwwww boney toes >.<

>>213946246
State of them fucking plates of meat

go on then mate, shine bright like a diamond, lad

>>213946246
woah can I get this post fact checked by real incellious virgin writhing worms???

>>213946267
pay my way wagie

>>213946264
this is the won

>>213946172 (OP)
nahhhh someone in the voice call said this is carlybender

I work 40 hours a week and pay over a grand in tax each month so jobless cunts can live infinitely more comfortably than I do

listening to music

>>213946344
And that's a good thing!

>>213946344
serves you right for participating in the goy cattle game

>>213946363
stone in focus

>>213946344
Should have tried harder in school then shouldn’t you Rorke? Soft twat

>>213946398
shit song

>>213946296
go home and get your fucking shinebox

The betting portal is for folk who aren't homeless as there is no emergency to get you houses
t. Knower

>>213946363
me in the bath

>>213946344
mad how many people get paid handsomely to do sod all. my sister is a civil servant - she works 6 hours a day and the only information she's ever given me about work is about all the parties she organises and all the day trips her team goes on. literally have no clue what she even does besides get paid £50k a year to work a 30 hour week which seems to consist of party planning and eating free lunches.

already regretting ordering that second bottle of wine on uber eats

just spilled about 3 quarters of my pasta down the sink while draining it
fuck my life right up

Rorke hoping Nige will put bennie chads in extermination camps, but he does not realise that are Nige is actually on the side of the bennie chads :)

>>213946363
where did you get this webm of me

>>213946429
rank, laying in your own filth

>>213946246
Was put up in a temporary shelter and told to sign up to a portal on which you had to 'bet', literally place a bet on council properties. There's no waiting list but a tier category for need, with the lowest usually taking up to five years to find one.

Rather live where you are

>>213946462
are you mentally retarded

I like pretty girls

someone buy me some pints

>>213946462
some shit you'd do that

mum was homeless for a bit a few years back and local council couldnt find even a studio flat for a disabled woman in her 50s

>>213946495
vanilla
chocolate
strawberry
lemon
alright, fuck it, i like women

>>213946525
why didn’t you house her

>>213946491
i just might be

>>213946525
Most flats have weight limits

>>213946495
i like girls with big boobs

>>213946525
Probably because they knew she was on the fiddle and wasn’t really disabled mate, they aren’t stupid you know. Lazyboneitis isn’t a disability

>>213946540
was living 200 miles away at the time

>>213946462
rorke when he tries to get off the ready meals

>>213946479
T. Knower

heralding in the wanking exercise by blowing a Viking tune on the ceremonial horn

get the clarks stepped

>>213946562
away from what? she didn’t have a home

can't stop drinking water

>>213946548
very rude but i'm howling

>>213946553
based

>>213946596
her job

>>213946553
woke won’t like this

>>213946572
loool

>>213946596
Bamboozled that lying freak

how embarrassing

>>213946548
scrambo

>>213946632
if she had a job why was she homeless

knob is on the fiddle

extremely embarrassing to repost a zerohedge tweet, yes

>>213946674
because jobs are minimum wage and rent is £800 for a mouldy studio here

dude that's way uncool

any bollock buster man in

just frted

Shan't indulge in wanktoil until tomorrow evening.
Shall then shower before going to work so that I don't smell like sweaty cock in the office, you see

>>213946705
is she doing okay now?

>>213946479
>was put up in a temporary shelter

That's the thing though, if you're homeless anywhere is better than nothing. After the hostel when they moved me to 'temporary accommodation' and it was just a normal, small flat for which I pay the council 300 quid a month.

Who cares if I have to wait forever for forever home? I can live here paying £300/month rent. This 2-bed property would cost like £800/month or some other insane figure if it was a private rental.

>>213946525
Yeah they ask you shit like "are you OK with stairs?" when they're whittling down places you can go. Being healthy and able-bodied I replied yes.

just had spag bol for tea x

>>213946705
min wage = 11 * 30 * 4 = I don’t know but it’s over 1000 i think

me? 20 hours a week in tesco
1900 a month with benefits
thanks guys

>>213946724
you could always crank your hog now then have a shower tomorrow morning to wash the muck off

>>213946664
hopefully Trump's humiliation of Europe will kick some life into it

vinted still doesn't have dark mode on android fucking sort it aat

>>213946732
health wise no but she has a place to live now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeglgSWKSIY
an obscure classic from a VERY obscure band

NEED a cute girl to lock my willy up in a little cage

>>213946771
post reminded me my shower is broken and I have to wash myself with a bucket of hot water tomorrow

it not right

oh slutlor

>>213946769
No problem enjoy it mate :)

>>213946747
bro put that banana peel in the bin you animal

Just realised how grim YouTube is
I have this video recommended to me. Why would I want to listen to material from the day of the London bombings and get all depressed

>>213946815
ummy cummy

Ever shag her in the arse (spoken out loud, to no one in particular, not as a question, more the memory of a certain phrase, like an echo).

>>213946741
anime is for paedophiles and manchildren

>>213946860
it knows you want to leave a rorkey comment on the video

>>213946835
I didn't have a bin at that time.

President Paedo was going on about postal voting and Joe Biden during the Ukraine press conference. Mental how fast this cunt’s dementia is progressing

seeing cunts in here with nothing wrong with them get thousands while my relatives with genuine health issues have to fight for a few hundred quid a month while their job slowly kills them
makes me want to kill myself

>>213946861
or not haha

>>213946443
grim alkie twat. sort yourself out

>>213946899
Bela

>>213946860
gonna cry?

>>213946899
Who are you talking to?

>>213946860
It's history

>>213946802
sorry to hear that about her health. hopefully she's in a comfortable place at least

>>213946860
and 20 years later we still import them by the millions

>>213946830
is that are tay

eating walnuts

Having some beers

>>213946928
Yeah actually because I'm PATRIOTIC and I love my own country

>>213946899
retarded american soldiers deserve to get their voting rights taken away

smoking that nigger weed

>>213946553
ktimmington

>>213946901
Should have tried harder at school and gotten a better job shouldn’t you Rorke. Dickhead.

>>213946938
BBC certification exa,

>>213946901
Not sure who here you think is getting thousands. That one lad on 1900 said he was working at tesco as well. If anything it sounds like he's in the same spot as your relatives.

Sacked Tranny also works part time and gets gibs, similar again.

>>213946962
Dangerous and downright stupid

>>213946922
alcohol is the only thing that makes life worth living (it arrived and i don’t regret it anymore btw)

>>213946899
You're seething a lot today
Are you a woman/gay? They're the only one's I've seen seething this much about the president

Why is this allowed?

UNC’S SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

we need a white bob marley to voice our people's suffering and raise the vibrations

>>213946860
There's a really good one of 9/11 where it's got the TV coverage, air traffic control and a map and you can see everything in real time

>>213946820
Kek I mind you saying this yesterday actually.
Funny thing is the shower at my new house isn't working and the plumber hasn't returned my text.

>>213946995
HS?

Seeing some off-topic posts that belong on /pol/

>>213947003
golem country

>>213946997
Yeah I’m gay how could you tell? x

But Trump is a paedo though, no offence. Didn’t say it to trigger you it’s just a fact, sorry

>>213947003
MIGA

>>213946993
sacked tranny gets over a grand a month in bennies because he thinks he's a bird while my mum with heart failure and chronic kidney disease only gets £120

no beers for me tonight
drank all weekend need to detox

>>213947031
alcohol is the most evil thing on Earth and once you take a single sip of an alcoholic beverage you are required to go to AA meetings and live with shame as an alcoholic because no amount of booze is ever good

>>213947059
I see, must be why you were allowed to dodge the draft

>>213947003
people in high places can get away with pretty much anything, been this way for a long long time

>>213947040
Yeah? Crying about it now, are you? We /pol/ xisters control this thread x

>>213947059
yes, so is biden and basically the entirety of the anglo-saxon political elite

>>213947003
The other day I replied to the canadian on this topic, criticising a headline that said this jewish fella had "escaped the charges", on grounds that that wording was unfair, thinking he had been released without charge.

Now it appears the guy actually was a nonce and was charged and actually DID escape thanks to big Don. So I retract my post from the other day, the wording was fair. I offer my concession.

ウララ c:

Ugh proper Spaintwat hours this.

>>213947102
>anglo-saxon
You mean celtic

>>213947079
The draft? What are you on about Rorke you daft cunt lol

>>213947129
You seem mindraped

>>213946930
Right where's the poo seal edit?

>>213947131
i mean anglophone russophobic zionist scum

>>213947110
>>213947003
you do realise that is grok don't you
it's not a real source in itself

Rorke. Maaaaaaaaaate. You can't go and rape women like that.

da bought me some chocolate rice pudding corr get in

>>213947072
well that's her problem innit lad
skill issue

>>213947003
wtf

>>213947186
parasite

dogshit threads today

>>213947145
Look Yegor, when Ukraine gets shafted, you're going to have to go back

>>213947181
hope elton john helped make it brown

Have you ever experienced love?

>>213946997
>>213947079
vpn off cletus

>>213947211
?

>>213947072
sacked tranny is a spaino personality he's telling fibs

>>213947213
...yh

>>213947072
skill issue, unironically

Sacked Tranny is a notorious grifter who is more than happy to play the game and make up no end of fake ailments (of which being a tranny is one) for gibs. Off the top of my head he has managed to get himself diagnosed with BPD, PTSD, trannyism, and probably some kind of anxiety disorder and or depression.

none of these are empirically verifiable, they all 'exist' in his head, yet he has successfully been diagnosed with all of them by being an annoying pest. At the end of the day that's what it comes down to: those who are willing to keep being a nuisance and insist on being paid actually do end up getting paid. There's no reward for honesty.

>>213947213
nah

>>213947198
good movie
also the biggest parasites in our society are those at the top
don't hate the player, hate the game
only way to win a rigged game is not play

Haven't wanted off for 3 days now. Dunno what's wrong with me

>>213947244
>sacked tranny is a spaino personality
hello 2023

Get the nonces locked up and the big tit heifers knocked up I say

Wonder what the next big ongoing news item will be once Ukraine concedes and Gaza is bulldozed
Something in Africa perhaps? Not heard much from that continent in a while

telling jobcentre your 93 year old grandad with dementia thinks he's a woman now and getting him pip'd up

>>213947287
Learn that in Sixth Form did you

>>213947282
Writing an essay about a fictional spaintwat character :skull:

>>213947264
>>213947285
I see

cunt needs a bullet in his brain

>>213947126
worthless jobbing retard

>>213947301
burkini fatso threw off the french yoke or so i hear

>>213947340
1950s ahh post

>>213947287
>also the biggest parasites in our society are those at the top
How so?

dinnertoil for me

>>213947287
>don't hate the player, hate the game
i will never bow to hate. i choose love

thinking about the military dictator of Guinea

Mousey gave me a sneak peek of his upcoming gimmick and honestly it's his best to date
I don't want to ruin it by giving examples but, yes, Gary Eats and Mr. Bean are integral to the whole thing

>>213947213
Most would agree Love is different from Lust, and to experience love in the romantic sense you have to get to know someone over time.

I've never even had a conversation with a woman or been on a date so I don't think it's possible for me to have been in love. Certainly I have had crushes on women, been infatuated with them, but it is true to say that I never knew them so no I haven't ever been in love.

>>213947355
french colonialism is alive and well or so i hear

>>213947315
why are you so upset at me lad?
not me who gave your mum heart disease
why don't you take your anger out at the dwp or your mp?
you won't, pussy

>>213947294
no one's buying it spaino

>>213947364
Erm well basically I, a fat incel retard, deserve to live as good a life as capable, sociable, intelligent CEOs because um...

>>213947384
gary eats poster isn't mousey

dindins down the hatch

>>213947381
haha alri noncelad

Made a post in outer /int/ and legitimately thought "this will attract a You or two". What the fuck am I doing here

>>213947389
Insightful

>>213947378
Loser

Spaino hasn't posted here in years but you still talk about me every day lmfao get a life

imagine sucking off billionaires

Rorke watching Despicable Me and empathising with Gru.

Who the fuck is watching any Happy Madison films. They're all fucking shit

>>213947462
Do you? Odd

Need all porn banned

>>213947404
>capable, sociable, intelligent CEO
yes because that's how the elite ruling class works, merit. come on now, how old are you?

>>213947439
how did you know its me

couldn’t join the bbc discord server because of the OSA right that’s it i’m pissed off

Buffalo wings with that blue cheese dip from Wingstop and a big cup of Coca-Cola

>>213947462
What about being sucked off by a billionaire?

>>213947461
He's truly mind-raped us. We're like gerbils running around and just completely mind-raped

>>213947462
corr yes. would get me nob round bill gate's nob for a cool billion

>>213947494
even gay porn?

>>213947326
you ever see the Before trilogy of films by Richard Linklater?

Very good movies. Difficult watch if you've never experienced any of that stuff (me) but still great. You'd enjoy them x

>>213947498
>yes because that's how the elite ruling class works, merit
Correct, merit is made up of inheritable traits

>>213947213
No because I'm an unloveable incel you see

>>213947422
Maybe not but we know Mousey is obsessed with Gary Eats
The whole Pot Noodle and a tablet thing

>>213947525
Especially the gay

The scrandemic

that guys mums going to die of heart disease while I'm sat on my sofa playing video games
I'll print out your posts and smear my own cum over them in respect of your dead mum
stay mad
x

question to shaggers
how did your gfs react when you first started sucking on their toes?

thats him sent packing

*starts doing the macarena in the middle of the thread*

>>213947532
No I haven't
>>213947551
I see

Planning to emulate Luigi Mangione

>>213947592
looks like you're having a melty of your own now lad
best have the night off

>>213947569
fake parasite accusations

Mad how you think back and the teachers at school were pathetic losers. Most of them were power tripping school bully victims. Wish I told more to fuck off.

>>213947618
in a videogame right?

>>213947618
GCHQ is now triangulating your location

hello richard

>>213947602
50.371146467988076, -4.142320122354354

the ‘elite’ are basically a more refined version of the ghettoist, thieving, murderous negro except more paedophillic

>>213947645
Most of mine were completely fine and not particularly nasty
Guessing you were just one of those fucktard children who didn't understand anything so lashed out

>>213947618
Noted

>>213947647
Yes sorry I mean Luigi from the Super Mario series, I'm going to play as Luigi in SMB2 and shoot a billionaire

>>213947655
I prefer to be called Dick, actually. Or Mr Head is fine.

>>213947645
work you're hard

>>213947608
Well do you think you will watch them now I've recommended them to you?

If you watch the first one you'll definitely end up watching the other two heh.

>>213947580
>ready meal
runt

>>213947684
okay little incel

planning to emulate luigis mansion 3

>>213947645
we had a nonce teacher who used to hug and hold hands with the year 10 girls at break time

>>213947676
Deary me, did we not strip our EXIF properly

>>213947750
no i just live there :)

bunch of yanks came to toil today from Seattle and they were the most deranged looking group I've people I've ever seen in my life
they were nice enough, but fucking hell - I've never seen anyone with tattooed eyebrows before.

>>213947746
ktim

https://x.com/Bricky67_/status/1957437390819057871

fucking screaming
my favourite video in twitter history, a real og

this guy really thinking you can join the elite on merit
how silly

>>213946172 (OP)
why is the monkey sitting like a human girl?

>>213947734
you are not a part of it so i don’t understand why youre offended on their behalf. laughable really. lmao

the cronedem carrying off rorkes feeble blind mother back to the slug and dog pub inn (now migrant hotel)

>>213947794
he's gay

wish i had the balls to kill myself

>>213947129
He's gone mental with the nonce botnet

Doesn't even need other posters anymore, he can play with his dollhouse all by himself

>>213947767
where do you work, g4s prison service?

gaz just spotted a gaylord

>>213947810
didn't say I was, just said "okay little incel"
sorry if that's set you off

do yanks really

>>213947848
yes, defending them despite not being them. thanks for validating my post in its entirety little retard

>>213947815
i dont believe you

>>213947831
no at a buffet

>>213947821
please shut up

>>213947884
okay little incel

>>213947890
kek
Americans do be liking buffets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gsz7Gu6agA

I forgot this shit lmao fucking hilarious sopranos

any good music albums that you'd like to recommend to your anonymous friend (me)?

dont remotely understand the scottish irish protestant ranger celtic whatever fuck freak fest but it's all clearly yank tier mental illness promoted to distract people from wogs raping us all to death

>>213947903
fuck you

freddit mercury outside my window going
DEE DEEY DE DEE DEY DO DEE DOO

>>213947821
just give your life to god

>>213947937
kek

gotta be spainpaki what other retard would get upset about you insulting the parasite class. desperately wants to be one because he want to fiddle kids

>>213947923
check out "imaginal disk" by magdalena bay

when i was walking home from tesco earlier there was just a black mong sat on a bench shaving his beard

>>213947928
fuck you stop saying daft things idiot

>>213947956
ya seethin

it would have been so cool to be in the mafia

walk around do whatever you want

yeah

what a life

there's a bridge as you drive into stockport which says "abolish the parasite class" and I always say to my dad "who is the parasite class, the very rich or the very poor?" gets him hmming

>>213947958
mica cute
saw them live last year

>>213947965
Saw one laying out a table mat on that back section you get on busses and just start scranning away on some tupperware she bought with her bare hands

>>213947923
Get the jazz playing

>>213948004
>>213947956
did someone trigger you by calling you a parasite? if so you're definitely a parasite

>>213948024
pretty cute for a vile kike

>>213947923
Relatives In Descent

>>213948024
No-one asked

>>213948004
The very rich, obviously, you could rip all the benefits away from the proles and wouldn't touch the amount of tax avoidance and every other financial loophole and relief possible you rich bastards use

you're on notice mate, people like you are going to start being mobbed

>>213947914
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YauJVdK8GPI

classic one rich

>>213948090
>tax avoidance
they pay more than anyone

>>213947958
>>213948073
gonna be honest, if I google an album and that melon cunt shows up I ain't listening to it

paedophile tarq army officers seething about russia winning

>>213948164
are they
are you overhearing a conversation or summat

TURN ON THE BBC ZELENSKY JUST JAMMED NOVICHOK IN TRUMP'S NECK

>>213948152
He's ruined a lot of shit he has

yes garry getting his £120 a month in PIP is really breaking the back of the country financially, not big corpo draining the wealth from the country and avoiding paying any tax

What was the outcome of the Zelenskyy Trump chat then

>>213948004
adult men riding passenger princess in their dad's motor that's who

>>213947734
More of a big fat obese incel myself

>>213948196
ktim

>>213948190
shut the fuck up parasite

>>213948148
are you serious?
how old are you?

>>213948004
Was just saying this down my investors' club meeting

>>213948236
>are you serious?
yes, i'm completely correct

>>213948191
he said he's got the cards now

>>213948187
>zomby
havent listened to him in yonks
good choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ZgOIoFZSc

farting in a cathedral

>>213948193
that's me done. but you've just done someone who is disabled. might have to take you to court on that for discrimination or whatever

>>213948193
Gorrem

cannot believe fantano gave red light a 1

>>213948191
they couldn't agree on what to do about Cheadle

>>213948275
>>213948275
>>213948275

>>213948264
almost like he was an actor all along
haha imagine that
guess he will move back to the USA now he owns tens of millions worth of property there now
weird that

>>213948148
>steal everyone elses money
>pat yourself on the back you pay taxes on said stolen money

hilarious

um we haven’t hit the bump limit

>>213948409
this is not good
JANNY WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY