Thread 213949226

redditjeet won edition

>>213949226 (OP)
70% of Japanese marriages are sexless

I was given a 3 day the last time I expressed my opinion on what should be done about the jeet problem

post le best Yea-Haw American jokes

i may be a 29yo virgin but i WILL go to japan and find my tomboy childhood friend virgin waifu

Jeet Fatigue

japanese men have boyclitties and 75% of all female japanese highschoolers sucked dick or fucked for money

America needs more of this

>>213949253
1 in 10 japanese women have also engaged in sex work, there is a good chance that your pure japanese waifu jerked men off at a soap bar at some point

>redditjeet finally won
Its fucking over

>>213949307
dont care i would too if i had the chance

>>213949278
It's not possible anymore. White people used to be a rarity in Japan so any ytboi could easily smash two dozen Japanese girls in like a week. Now they're so common that you aren't unique

Not even thirdie girls pay attention to me anymore
I keep peeking their profiles and texting a bunch but they just ignore me

>still caring about the vaginal-jew
Pathetic.

Listening to european death electro again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEhnE97vRTY&list=RDSEhnE97vRTY

its actually crazy how my penis is like a stripper pole but not as long

>>213949379
pencil dick ass nigga

>>213949283
my opinion is that 50k bonus for joining ICE is looking MIGHTY tempting right now...

>>213949300
Based

>>213949375
Ever listen to cabaret nocturne?
https://youtu.be/XSudap5Pyrc

He's got an assault sandwich! Officer down! Calling all units suspect is armed and dangerous he has a subway sandwich!

>>213949475
glad that guy got arrested, pretty hilarious

i may be a 29yo virgin but i WILL get a catgirl AI waifu (sam altman promised me)

who wants coffee

>>213949379
>>213949405
XD

>>213949379
I'm trying to manifest a bigger penis cause mine is extra small

A cof of Cuppie

>>213949540
you must be that indian guy. is it true that normal size condoms are too big?

>>213949459
Yeah I was listening to them last night actually, very based.

white guys when they think about brown guys: penispenispenispenispenis

>>213949550
thirsty little flowers
i want to water it with my pee

>>213949609
messsican pp is very cute

My dad punched me once while I was sleeping because he didn’t like that I was asleep

>>213949656
becuz it's so tiny?

>>213949405
stripper poles are 40mm to 50mm in diameter, it means they have a circumference of 125mm to 157mm.
Even if you had a girth of 125mm you'd be bigger than 80% of men

>>213949675
Nor did anyone else who was riding in the car with you.

>>213949737
That’s not a bad joke but I was in bed and I’d appreciate it you’d take this traumatic memory more seriously

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>213949779
How hard did he punch you? Probably slept in till the afternoon like a monkey

>>213949779
If you were asleep there's no way for you to prove that he punched you.

Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday

>>213949827
Ok fair enough you’re right. I wasn’t actually asleep but I was pretending to be asleep because he was drunk and I knew he was looking for trouble

have you ever been to Asia?

>>213949878
Need United Statian slop in my life and my mouth

>>213949882
If you did anything other than punch him back you're basically enabling the abuse.

>>213949693
not too small, not to big. perfect for me to lick

>>213949884
Yes!!

>>213949929
I was 11 or 12. He wouldn’t have tried that shit when I was older

>>213949884
love how you can see the filters popping on and off everyones faces in every asian vid

>>213949278
Weebs ruined it since the 90s
Rsd Julien ,Logan Pauland travel porn were the final nails in that coffin. Even posters here have gone to Japan and got nothing .
Jbw has its limits.
It’s not like black passenger yellow cab where an older Jamaican man fuvked a mother daughter team and then married a girl half his age

>>213949962
Have you kicked his ass now that you're older and able to do so?

N

>>213949938
did girls look at you like that?

>>213950000
o

accurate
https://youtu.be/23a9jq3Kmus

>>213950002
He's a sexpat

>>213949997
No

>>213950043
You should get on that quickly before he apologizes for being an abusive drunk.

>>213949884
no

>>213950042
so FK is HOT??

>>213949278
When an Asian girl fantasies about a White guy, it's a guy who's good looking and exciting, not your incel ass.

>>213950002
Yesh

>>213950091
Incomprehensible reply

I want to have sex with FK but he's a homophobe

i will never have sex in my life, i dont think i will ever even talk to women, it is what it is

List of achievements in life: doesn't know about current thing

>>213950231
current thing: poopy doody

>>213949884
no but i'd like to go someday

List of achievements in life: uhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>213950195
True

Hot take: the ability to discriminate IS GOOD and it should be restored. Freedom of association is a far greater benefit to society.

I've only had sex with one person

>>213950309
is your gf pregnant?

help anon, I'm stuck in the sand I can't get out it's quicksand!!

zoomers be like "skibidi rizz deadass ohio no cap fanum tax why won't anyone hire me?"

>>213950376
thats a man

>>213950397
This is modern culture

>>213950104
If you’re too ugly for east Asian girls you can just accept the Filipina cope, they will LITERALLY take anything

>>213950345
Maybe
She bought ovulation tests today and it came out positive (faint second line tho) so we had sex
Tomorrow she’ll test again and we’ll do it again

I've had sex with zero people

>>213950442
hope you proposed

>>213950376
that's a child

>>213950376
thats a rather common quartz and limestone based sand

>>213950420
modern culture appears to involve not hiring zoomers thobeit

we'll get it right eventually one day at a time

that's a foid in sand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmzPmQJEepo&t=2m
YOU VIDEOTAPED THEM AND SHOWED THEM CONDOMS YOU SHOWED THEM CONDOMS
what is the concentration of Karens per sqkm in the US?

Say it

Orange man sure is silly

>>213950535
>>213950470

>>213949226 (OP)
that pic is a Chinese woman

>>213950535
i'm sorry for stealing a bakugan from my friend when we were really young

shut the fuck up fk nobody cares about your creative writing erotica

>>213950554
We have agreed to eventually get married but it’s not top priority

Gonna go to Los Angeles and go to the magic mushroom dispensary
https://mushygirls.bigcartel.com/products

>>213950614
you were supposed to propose in taiwan

>>213950535
uh oh the porn addiction is getting worse eh?

>>213950584
Excuse me?

>>213950567
arr rook same

>>213950633
I was bedridden for 90% of the trip lol
:-(

>>213950652
You realize the Nordic Model was based on National Socialism right?

>>213950535
always knew fk's porn addicted brain would start spamming blacked shit eventually

>>213950618
they're overrated and hardly a pleasure drug

I saw on snapchat that my old high school friend has graduated from local white girls to a petite asian, who will likely be his forever foid. It really warms my heart to see how he has matured

>>213950706
Did you contract a disease from one of those gross wet markets

>>213950727
please don't respond to goshpedophile

>>213950737
I used to do them all the time in college along with LSD, DMT, and MDMA
I know what it’s like, they can be fun

why is the one dude who posts twitter screenshots of white nationalists in here a mexican

>>213950535
I'm... I'm so fucking... *sobs* sorry...

i got home from the gym took a shower and downed some chicken now i'm gaming

>>213950813
he's not new. goshpedo has been spamming for years and usually has to hop on different vpns

>>213950686
most of them bots

Some of you are pretty cool but some of you are complete and utter garbage. You know who you are.

>>213950829
Are you a new Brazilian?

i'm moving kilos infinito

>>213950652
nordics aren't socialists though

>>213950733
It’s just a random tweet that appeared on my feed!
>>213950740
No I woke up one day and was not able to move I had the most intense and inexplicable pain in my right ass cheek
I couldn’t even walk to the hotel room toilet and pizzed in bottles
So I was stuck in an Osaka hotel room for almost a week and then in hotels in Taiwan for some more
Eventually went to the ER in Japan, they were useless and it cost me over 1000€
Back in Taiwan I saw a chiro once we were in a big city again and idk what he did but it did help and I could at least spend the last week of the trip doing stuff

>over 5k likes in less than a hour
>Nick won
>Jason lost

>>213950618
shan't be clicking that but if you ever buy mushrooms online be careful a lot of companies have started selling magic mushroom gummies/tablets/whatever that are actually just like 2000mg of thc being sold as mushrooms because there's no regulation and most people won't read the ingredients

>>213950945
say something in german to prove you're german

>>213950970
Happy birthday Nick

>>213950895
I'm both
Thanks for noticing (:

>>213950945
>No I woke up one day and was not able to move I had the most intense and inexplicable pain in my right ass cheek
I remember you posting about this here
Glad it got resolved!

>>213950980
Etwas

Applied antibiotic ointment

>>213950895
I honestly don't

Am I chop ho?

>>213951046
Heartthrob alert

>>213951131
finally now i know, i can die in peace.

>>213951131
isnt hair color dominant? her half jap parent should have black hair.

The entire population of Tuvalu is planning planning to evacuate to Australia in a couple decades due to rising sea levels.
Do climate change denying chuds have an opinion on this?

>>213951203
wow I want to beat his faggot ass

>>213951178
AYO FAMALAM STOP SCROLLIN U FINNA SEE DIS JEEP AYO AYO NO CAP DEADASS WE ALL TALK LIKE NIGGAS NOW FINNA FR RIBIDI SKIZZ OHIO ILLINOIS ETC.

I've eaten an apple almost every day since I was a kid, but suddenly I don't like them anymore. Weird how that works

>>213951191
*and in turn she should have black hair as well

>>213951226
First off wtf would you buy a car made in India?!

>>213951252
The doctor awaits

>>213951267
only a fucking retard would buy a car made anywhere other than Japan, Germany, America, or Canada.

>>213950974
They’re real, I’ve been there before and they sell dried shrooms too

>>213951203
I mean he was a bit cringe

>>213951286
>only a fucking retard would buy a car made anywhere other than Japan, Germany
The sentence should have ended here

>>213951286
Are there even Canadian cars
Never heard of them sorry I’m ignorant

>>213951291
Ok but Sneako let's other men fuck his bitch like Destiny so his opinion is negated by my trap card

My car was made in England

kekw

>>213951307
You ride a public bus to work. Nobody cares what you have to say.

>>213951364
I walk to work actually, it's less than 20 minutes

>>213951327
Yes, just not Canadian car companies. Honda, Ford, and GM all have auto plants here. Probably some others too.
>>213951307
I wasn't trying to imply that all American or Canadian made cars are good, but there's a level of build quality that is simply NEVER achieved in third worlds like Mexico or Korea.

Some American cars are absolute trash, but others are quite robust like the older Chevy Impalas and RAM2500s.

>>213950334
Yourself doesn't count

>>213951327
Some American brands build some stuff in Canada hence why the Canadian government is crashing out over tariffs. Our industries carry their job market.

finna cry

>>213951384
Or a 5 minute car ride
Big L!
Time is money

Imagine Taylor Swift crushing you with her thighs

>>213951353
Your Mini has an engine made in Germany.....

>>213951409
That's less healthy than daily walks though

>>213951417
Wonder how many limited edition vinyls she will drop on presale before the release
She’s milking swifties so hard

do you watch gumbdy? nah I watch slipples. I only get my news from jungors. I don't watch brelbrod anymore because trimbleteek's let him fuck his gf

>>213951441
Post body or forever btfo

>>213951472
Can't I'm at work
I have a dad bod, imagine how much grosser it would be if I were sedentary

>>213951427
It's a Honda Civic THOUGH

>>213951455
I want to have sex with you so badly

>>213951511
>T. Sammy "Hector" Rajpoor

>>213951545
jack off instead

based Nick
https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/1957239802371387799

>>213951452
She's based for blocking Charli XCX from going #1

>get file for a new client assigned to me
>look at the name
>it's some middle eastern gobbledeegook gibberish shit with el ackbar karab shalam rabash kabar etc.

f u c k .

>>213951556
???

>>213951563
Horrid advice, think I'll sex ya by force

>>213951596
He's a Paki

>>213951612
Spoon engine anon

>>213951596
>new client
Are you a prostitute?

>>213951660
They prefer to be called "escorts"

>>213951660
Not exactly, more like a corporate stooge. I do feel beaten down like a whore some days thobeit.
>>213951627
He's some kind of mucky glop shit and I know it's going to be an ordeal working with him the entire time. They are the most insufferable.

I keep seeing these carnival cruise videos of cruise ships full of exclusively niggers and they’re all doing niggery things

>>213951417
what's wrong with her boob is that plastic on it or something?

>>213951703
Woah you can't say that word!

>>213951613
no you won't
be quiet

>>213951703
Hey calm down Kraut. 4channel is a safe space

>>213951703
nigras do love them some carnival cruises.
but carnival doesn't love it. they've stopped playing "negro" music and things like that to discourage them from coming

>>213951703
It's my dream to be the only white guy on a carnival cruise. Nothing but unlimited crab legs and black bunda

>>213951766
>*Blows kiss at you* I like it when they play hard to get

>>213951801
why do you like obese women though?

>>213951178
Jokes aside it doesn't look that bad for a car. But if I was on the market for a car, it'd have to be one of those Chinese EVs.

>>213951867
more to love

>>213951801
I've been on them there's a 24 hour ice cream machine and I abused it. Not a lot of blacky boos though

Wizard-kun, I beseech thee for advisement

>>213951872
why, are you retarded? you want to blow up in a chinese EV?

I'm using the Mario skin in Minecraft on the Nintendo Switch.

in the carnival videos everyone is insanely fat black and like 30, not a single hunny in sight

>>213951703
idk what else you'd expect to see from them

>>213951872
+100 social credit

>only a fucking retard would buy a car made anywhere other than Japan
The sentence should’ve ended here

Nigga if I go on a trip I'm finna go to Taipei not no damn ship negro

Push those niggers off the boat!

>>213952033
4 of the 6 major jap brands are dog shit now

>>213952033
i don't know, you seen dese lamborgeens? dem wops can make a fast fuckin cah! fuggedaboudit!

bongland is SERIOUS trouble

>>213952174
emirati be kiddin me!

>>213952215
Booooooooooooooo!

The transition from Summer to Fall is beautiful

Just saw another funny compilation.
Cake swap meet or something
First was Malaysia or whatever, all patiently queuing up and taking a slice each.
Next was ypipo being orderly.
Third was a negro cake swap and they just went ape mode completely trashing the cakes trying to get a piece before another negro does while making those savage faces

well ya know what they say, there's no hurricanes in Colorado

>>213952174
>bongland caters to rich faggots
>rich faggots leech everything from bongland and destroy the country
>bongland says "hey can you please give a little back?"
>all the rich faggots immediately abandon the country for the next country stupid enough to cater to rich faggots

let this be a lesson: your rich faggots should be domestic. if they're from another country they have no loyalty and they are only there because it is advantageous to park money and assets there.

It's one thing when businesses have little bike rack space because they don't expect many costumers to arrive by bike. It's another thing when a landlord thinks that a building of 800 tenants owns a collective total of 10 bikes.

>>213952259
>a negro cake swap

>>213952259
link it hussy

>>213952309
bike cucks BLOWN THE FUCK OUT LMAOOOO

>When an Asian girl fantasies about a White guy, it's a guy who's good looking and exciting, not your incel ass.
Guards, I have been personally attacked. Take him away.

>>213952259
i NEED to see this, help a brutha out

how did the whole world decide to adopt jeet slaves? you shouldnt have copied us. now youll forever smell armpits.

>>213952387
oooh husbant!! gross disgusting incer cleep is hitting on me!! husbant, help!!

>>213952417
I want to eat the snow off her hair

>>213952445
why

Send bob

>>213951203
a guy does this and gets death threats
a girl does this and gets 10 bazillion dollars
society.

>>213952309
imagine living in a giant apartment building full of minorities and actually parking your bike outside at the rack instead of bringing it up to your apartment like a sane, rational, white person.

https://youtu.be/JvJCBlO8PO0?si=LxHzr02aWMox3aJU
Black people peaked in Jamaica

>>213952505
>imagine living in a giant apartment building full of minorities
why would you do that

>>213951392
I have a bf so it counts thoughbeit

>>213952335
>>213952404
It was on insta I can’t find it anymore sorry the app doesn’t have a watch history…
But here’s a similar one, just missing the Malaysia part

https://x.com/delestoile/status/1956659824508190979

>>213952248
to me it says that winter is coming

and I do not like months and months of cold grey misery

destiny's son is a wignat
he's more extreme than Nick Fuentes and the average groyper

>believes Cubans aren't white even tho most white nationalists do consider Cubans to be white

https://x.com/DrewPavlou/status/1956926803794334153

>>213952505
1. Bike racks have to be in underground/indoor parking.
2. Landlords don't typically allow bikes to be stored in suite
3. Most apartment buildings are whiter than the detached houses surrounding them.

If you screw this up you’ll never work in this town again

>>213952492
this says a lot about out society

>>213952417
>waifu turns around in horror as she realizes the gross disgusting incel comments are coming from inside the house
:0

>>213952520
sometimes people don't have enough money, i had to live in a place like that when i was a student and couldn't afford anything better. mentally ill bitch below me would throw eggs and AA batteries up onto my balcony every week and scream randomly in the wee hours of the morning. elevator permanently stunk like BO and curry shit. garbage chute was always jammed and broken because people tried stuffing office chairs and pizza boxes down it. one day there was a giant square of carpet missing from the hallway, some nog had just cut it out with a boxcutter and stolen it. half the elevator buttons were always smashed from kicking and punching so i always took the stairs (9th floor for me).

now i own a house and shudder at the sight of a brownoid in my neighbourhood.

going back to school sucks!!!!
im gonna miss u guys :(

>>213952525
>First location is Seattle
Yet another Washington State dub. See? I told you man, with George Washington watching every move it keeps those Washingtonians in line. My theory has been rigorously reinforced by evidence of high trust society.

*someone makes a funny quip* hahaha HEYOOOOO haha

>>213952559
>Most apartment buildings are whiter than the detached houses surrounding them.
damn, why is this so true THOUGH? is it just a leaf thing?

let's age up the characters in our television show to match our older audience, haha poop joke!

>>213952609
I don't miss high school

>>213952559
1.) no they don't i've seen plenty of bike racks outside the front doors of apartment buildings
2.) i guess your landlord legally owes you a new bike when Draquandrius steals yours from the rack?
3.) this is objectively false and a blatant lie so absurd not even you believe it. Christ himself would vomit if he read this nonsense.

just saw this image online. what did i think of it?

>go to apartment complex
>100% of the kids at the nearby park are brown
its probably confirmation bias, white people are there just not having kids

You took my sadness out of context at the Canadian apartment complex

>>213952665
must be a libtard thing cause where I live every white person has a big ol house

>>213952735
Ummmm actually Google Gemini just informed me that your screenshot is basically racist:

>Ganges river turtles have died due to poaching, pollution, and habitat loss, which have significantly reduced their populations. In the 1980s, a government initiative to release bred "flesh-eating" turtles to consume bodies in the river failed because of corruption, mismanagement, poaching, and a lack of post-release survival planning, leading to the deaths of thousands of released turtles.

So you see it wasn't because they shit into the river nonstop, it was because Indians are corrupt murdering shitholers.

the cops in Baton Rouge should really use red batons to attract tourists who would want to take selfies with them and their batons rouges

I'm Lester the Nightfly, hello Baton Rouge!

>>213952806
i consider "pollution and habitat loss" to mean "their habitat was replaced by an open sewer, which polluted the water"

>>213952810
it's called Baton Rouge because they used to beat slaves to death in the street and their clubs were bloody red by the end of it.

>>213952853
we have to go back

Fucked a virgin
Baton Rouge

>>213952847
it was always polluted

>>213952898
was about to make an absolutely abhorrent post about red BBC's but you've beat me to it. great minds think alike.

>>213952907
They just need another parking lot

>>213952907
huh I live in one of the 2nd most favored states.

>>213952853
I've got an episode and a half left of my first ever True Detective S1 viewing, I am literally there rn. There really should have been a squidman swamp thing type being in the show, they copped out, so to speak!

I was born to impregnate

>>213952994
but u gay, nigga?

>>213951226
I have to look at these daily

I need to impregnate pokimane

>>213952907
damn what did Mississippi do

so far dressing like this has gotten me 0 zero pussy but alot of dick

>>213953011
grim

>>213952907
VAGINIA FAVORABLE

>>213953043
I can see why

>>213953043
wow who could have seen that one coming? dressing like a fag attracts other fags??

>>213953023
gross bitch looks like a fart, she's some kind of mid east too

>>213952907
montana

>>213952907
>most popular place is as far as you can get from mainland america

>>213953023
remember when it was revealed that she had a bf and all her simps got upset

>>213952907
I am surprised that Florida, Idaho, Oregon and WA are so low.

>>213953091
>>213952907
Based Montana proving yet again that it's the best state.

>>213953103
bet that crushed you

You can tell Ellen Degenerate was awful because she still hasn't made a comeback

>>213952907
>DC is the lowest at +1 net approval
in other words everyone generally approves of everybody because there's no zero or negative scores. What a joke

canadian "education"

>Friends
>The Sopranos
>The Office

>>213953152
I used to watch her sitcom in the 90s and 00s as a kid in Slovenia. I loved all those sitcoms, Murphy Brown, Will and Grace, Family Matters, Full House, Mad About You, Just Shoot Me, and Ally McBeal and Sex in the City, if those count as sitcoms.

Amber Alert

>>213953202
don't agree with 'pranos, s0ys hate it due to the heckin racism

I've always been confused by fat people trying to wear fashionable clothes or accessories.
Do they know they look like an ugly pig, no matter how they dress?

>>213953202
I liked Fraser better than Friends, but I was indifferent to Cheers. Rewatched the Sopranos recently because The Wire again would be too mentally draining, and I think I made the right choice. SHE WAS A HOOAH!

My farts smell TERRIBLE right now.

>>213953236
that one goofy ass lookin nigga

i have the man flu

Hating life rn

>>213953247
I used to "sing" this song as an autistic kid in primary school in the 90s and got beaten up for it frequently. I knew the Dubliners version.

>>213953286
4 rel

>>213953307
Actual autist?

>>213953347
yeah, I got certified as one just today because my dole office counselor thinks I can get da neetbux

>>213953236
praying to god this is just a weird lighting angle and weird baby teeth, because if it's not this dude has never brushed his teeth and they are rotting

Frens, I need some EFL help. All the AI solutions say, “Google doesn’t use Gemini app activity for ads.” But the current Privacy Hub article has a Q&A section, and there’s a question: “Do you use my Gemini Apps chats to show me ads?”

And the answer is:

> “Yes, you can find a link to Your Gemini Apps Activity in Gemini Apps, where you can manage and delete your data.
You can also delete a chat from your pinned and recent chats. When you do this, it also deletes the related activity from Your Gemini Apps Activity. Learn more about managing chats.”


I’m so fucking lost. Can someone clarify this for me? I’m paying for this shit. https://support.google.com/gemini/answer/13594961?hl=en#ads

>>213953415
Another early thread

>>213953397
buddy. he is 3 years old.
those are his baby teeth.
do you remember that humans have two sets of teeth in their lifetimes?

N

>>213953472
Igger

c'mon

>>213953433
what is the point of wearing the fake bra thing like just go all out if you're gonna do it

>>213952549
>even tho most white nationalists do consider Cubans to be white
no we dont, what the fuck are you talking about

>>213953462
in my defense i have tooth agenesis, which means a good chunk of my teeth never had adult teeth under them. but you're right, baby teeth are just gross i guess

>>213949375
shit slaps

>>213953557
plz don't humor goshpedo the mexican pedophile. he's brown enough as is

remember the tripfag formerly known as cara?
what a fag
but he was our fag