Thread 213971287

soon.

cum

bruh this cartoon had a vampire that tought you the numbers lmao

fatherberg sent a cryptic message about having money and starting a family

>>213971194
I guess, they tested my IQ in school and it was 98th percentile. Though I'm still an unemployed NEET.

>>213971376
if only he'd taught you spelling

>>213971503
bodied that tard

Why do Filipinos have this weird language where it's random English words interspersed with absolute gibberish

>>213971569
because their country is a cultural hodge-podge resulting from British, Spanish, and American imperialism over time.

modern English is actually quite cobbled together too, it borrows from a bunch of different languages.

sippin on some sizzurp si-sippin on some sip- sippin on some sizzurp

I'm Hindu

penis

New poll just showed that Nick Fuentes has a 3% approval among white people but a 12% approval among blacks and hispanics

>>213971943
cmon you gotta provide sauce

>>213971895
only because they think he's going to turn them white.

this gavin newsom psyop is really quite retarded

>>213972535
politics is gay and retarded

my cousins wifi is banned from here for some reason even though they have no idea what this site is

>>213972844
>no idea what this site is
did you ask them?

>>213972886
they are special needs

>>213972916
most 4channers are

>>213972916
most posters here are special needs

>>213972982
>>213973006
special needs in the way that he only watches youtube shorts

>>213973045
doesnt imply he is not a 4channer

>>213973045
this only reinforces the chances of him being a denizen of this shithole

Had a meeting with the probation officer

>>213973130
why

>>213973130
did you suck his cock

>>213971636
>Flipistan
>British imperialism

>>213973152
I'm on supervision

i need to take a shower and brush my teeth

>>213973176
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_occupation_of_Manila

American education never ceases to amaze.

gory gory what a helluva way to die

my brother is dating a latinx very grim everyone is going to be a mongrel in this country

Catberg has been having diarrhea lately.

my new labubus arrive today :3

>>213973399
are you serious

>>213973310
Stop feeding him goyslop.
>>213973399
Unforgivably gay.

>>213973234
>occupied one city for a total of two years
>somehow affecting their culture in any way
There is absolutely zero legacy of British imperialism in Flipistan
You’re genuinely retarded
This is like saying you can feel the deep Swedish influence in Delaware

just got squat rack money
I love gambling

>>213973234
Anon you’re retarded
You implied they somehow had a colonial history there when they occupied it during a war

>>213973464
>$128
thats not a squat rack nigga

>>213973435
>moving goalposts

oh sweaty time to give up you've been proven wrong not only by me but by our AI overlords.

>>213973496
I know what I'm talking about little man

currently enjoying a cuppa coffee

drinking a cup of coffee but not enjoying it

>>213973490
>conflating imperialism with colonialism
>putting words in my mouth

>>213973522
its going to break and snap your little pencil neck

>>213973558
I'm not even going to use it to squat + you're a fat dog

I bet he's furiously Googling stuff and rewording searches so he can shift the goalposts even more in some sad attempt at a "gotcha!" moment.

Good morning email readers and mentally ill people. Ready for a busy day of reading emails and posting about politics and/or doing drugs

just sparked a blunt

shitting a lot of blood these days.

I’ll be sure to report any post mentioning politics

report this dick

>>213973434
She's old and has always had a sensitive tummy but usually that manifests by her vomiting. We were feeding her crappy food for awhile though and my mum bought her nice food just a couple days ago so hopefully that will change things. We've also got to bring her to the vet.
I'm taking a BM of my own right now btw.

>>213973627
roller coaster tycoon chad. i don't read emails and im not mentally. i also don't enjoy discussing politics.

HOWEVER, i do enjoy doing drugs. have a nice day.

>>213973643
Based, enjoy anon.

Turns out I'm on low level supervision for probation. I just check in once a month, pay, and maybe do a drug test if they decide to surprise me.

>>213974014
mobas are GAY!

Gonna make chicken salad sandwiches for dinner because I don’t want to cook
Finna boutta shred up a Costco chicken

is it really rape if she doesn't fight it

Smelly chuddy virgin incel tries to rape a woman but she kicks his ass and then he’s tracked to his mother’s basement via odor

slava India

https://youtu.be/0EJR10row68
ITS OUT!

do brazilians make good trannies?

>>213971333
>swedish K
Is that Lauri Torni

zoomers are gooning on roblox dont think they care about mcdonalds mascots from the 70s

Haitians are seething that it was the CIA o algo that caused their country to be a shithole and the proof is that the US isn’t intervening in the gang war when the “international community” was really upset at the thought of the US intervening lol
The US is to blame because we’re not fixing their problems
Love this Melanoid doublethink

i always wonder how third worlds like brazil manage to have the time and resources to post here all day. how do they afford that?

>>213974409
I mean its the same excuse europeans give when they say that America is ruining europe

Haitians in Dominicans out

>>213974349
many of the greats are brazilian

>>213974493
It’s not mulattos in favelas who post here
It’s the NEET children of the Portuguese/Lebanese/Jewish elite who live in walled communities

its not even a real toy, its a thin tin box with stickers in it

>>213974409
Thirdies blame firsties for every ill without exception. The mental gymnastics they go through to convince themselves that 19th century colonization is the reason africa is packed with garbage in every corner of every city (totally doesn't have anything to do with throwing trash wherever you happen to be and having literally no garbage collection or disposal infrastructure, no) is simply mesmerizing.

Insane how Haiti conquered the Dominican Republic and literally tried to brainwash them into thinking they’re black and not Latinx
Haitians still seethe about it today

Is grimace canonically a negroid?

>>213974593
Gremis Novak is Slovak

>Frank Ocean - "Good Guy"
>Its just the res4 save music

>>213974593
He is canonically irish so yes

oh captain my captain

>>213974940
You deaf or something?

>>213974542
>It’s the NEET children of the elite who live in walled communities
Big stretch

Just watched an Indian woman in a pickup run over the curb and take out a sprinkler

>>213975011
*mocks you in a retarded voice*
https://youtu.be/RWgpBlz16-s?feature=shared

>>213975015
How else do they afford to do it?
Poorzillians are too busy stealing phones from tourists, robbing stores, and ending up in gore videos

>>213975051
you didn't even link good guy

>>213974986
No, just because Grimace's uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey, is Irish, doesn't automatically make Grimace Irish. Grimace is a character from McDonaldland, and according to McDonald's lore, his uncle Uncle O'Grimacey is specifically Irish, hailing from a place called Sham Rock, Ireland. Grimace himself is from Grimace Island, and his specific species or background is not explicitly stated as being Irish according to McDonald's lore.
While Uncle O'Grimacey is a green, Irish character, Grimace himself is purple. According to some fan theories, it's possible Grimace's mother is Irish, but this is not definitively stated. The fact that Uncle O'Grimacey is Irish simply means he's Grimace's relative who happens to be from Ireland

>>213975063
They're neets, but I doubt they're elite-tier

>>213975024
lol

>>213975079
That is actually the real audio for "Good Guy" (it fits better)

>>213975024
Indians have honestly taken the bad driver stereotype from Asians
But I guess they’re technically Asians so it just changed breed of Eastoid

>>213975121
nigga I know your family tree is a straight line but even you should be able to tell if someone's uncle is irish that would mean their father is also irish, grimace is at least 50% irish regardless of what fake island his parents immigrated to

>>213975191
its a different song through

smoking a glunt

>Is that metal music?
>Turn that shit down my guy

>>213975278
smokin big doinks out in amish

>>213975221
Grimace is born and raised on Grimace Island, now I know you're a MUTT who thinks that even in fictional worlds everybody who has a relative with european descent must be european BUT Grimace Island has been colonized by grimaces FAR FAR longer than Ireland is. It is MUCH more likely that Grimace's uncle is either an immigrant who moved to Ireland or the son of an Immigrant than it is Grimace being some kind of immigrant to GRIMACE ISLAND!
For peat's sake do a little bit of research on the lore before you make yourself look like a FOOL!

>>213975363
>uncle is literally an ira nationalist
>uhm he's probably just an immigrant
You are an inbred retard

>>213975394
The IRA was a CIA made and funded group

for me its https://youtu.be/XnbsIl2BnWw

Took antibiotics. Applying antibiotic ointment now
At least it seems to be working. The cut is healing and no longer as red or swollen

>>213975443
The IRA existed before the CIA though

Shit thread unironically

>>213975523
i'll show you a shit thread *poops a long and thin poop*

>>213975523
t. finger infection

My poop has been really pale recently for some reason

>>213975523
>>213975569
>>213975574
>>213975651
**slaps your bum cheeks**

>>213975523
Idk bro I think dudes earnestly arguing about grimace’s nationality and heritage is pretty funny

for me it’s frank ocean solo

>>213975789
Yeah you love solo gay men

good thread

>>213976031
How deep does this rabbit hole go??

kony 2025

did 4 months recently

>>213975483
You IDIOTIC fool. How could you believe that

>>213976161
are you the same bulgarian anon?

>like all the tags
>multi-work series
>check previous entries
>different characters and tags I don't like
>now my hentai folder will only have part 3 and not 1 or 2

>>213976264
same as whom?

I will now proceed to be mean for no reason at all

>start getting in a good routine and have a ton of energy and feel great
>air pressure and temperature drastically drops and my entire body shuts down for a week
>repeat every other week

>>213976497
shut the fuck bitch

what's this silksong game or whatever
is it just trannyslop?

>>213976584
Get pregnant pussy

>first time jacking off today
>felt nothing
>second time jacking off today
>nutted so hard I almost passed out
why am I like this

>>213976610
he has a bussy thoever

>>213976588
sequel to a good platformer stuck in development hell

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>>213976588
dont talk idiot shut up

>>213976166
The irish founded the CIA dumbass

>>213976648
didnt read
your entire family staring in a blacked video

>>213976649
>>213976476
can you be rude to me as well?

>>213976669
Whitey Bulger literally created the IRA and the CIA

Mick infiltration runs so deep that nobody even sees it
The Jews wish they could be Micks

my uncle was a freemason

I've just been informed that the gf is on the rag

I’m a target of discrimination in the intolerant hellhole that is /cum/ simply for admitting to at I like women with vaginas and boobs and butts

>>213976711
you are lame

>>213976839
ok

i shrimply hate women

Incoming truthnuke:
It’s perfectly fine to look at nude women as long as you don’t touch your peepee
People have been doing it forever, you just lack the self control to use that sexual frustration properly
Never looking at anything sexual just desexualizes you and you become a permanent incel if not troon

>>213977039
Are you a temporary incel

>>213977039
Don’t care still gonna keep jerking only autismos stress over this

>>213977075
I considered myself an incel when I was 17 because I spent too much time on /r9k/ but lost my virginity at the freshman party the first week of college

i dont like brushing my crooked brown teeth

Fucking brown third world pussy is faustian. It makes both chuds and woketards seethe

>>213977039
>>213977120
jasonesque

>>213977039
>It’s perfectly fine to look at nude women as long as you don’t touch your peepee
Lol what

I went to college in LA so most of my dating pool was Latinas
Even the couple white girls I dated had Mexican moms or grandmothers
Is LA really that racemixed?

>white girls
>with mexican moms
Those are non whites. One drop rule retard

Hispanics really do change their race on a day-to-day basis don't they

Plan for the day
1. drink a lot of coffee
2. shit my guts out
3. pay my tuition bill
4. attempt once again to dislode the ear wax blockage in my ear
5. fast food
Yep I am at my absolute peak

>>213977380
Brownpipo think anything pale is ‘white’ because they imported their retarded definition of white which is even more retarded than ours

Some Latinas are white
Just the facts
Really that simple

Has anyone here got jumped before?
How did you recover from it?
I'm still recovering from two guys trying to kill me.

>>213977477
No im white

I've learned by myself by seeking deep down inside me that my IQ was at 0 at birth..I couldn't tell where I was or who were the people were around me. I got a latency to develop my skills.

when i worked as a guard at a bank one of the tellers was latina but she was super pale and had long black hair
Super hot

>>213977520
Didn’t mean this kind of white, they had blue eyes and blonde hair

>>213977477
had the shit beat out of me in a bar parking lot once. took about a week. still dwell on it sometimes

Mexican Mennonites are white Latinas and a lot of them moved to the US

>>213977554
You prob deserved it

ever bust a NoFap load into a girls face?

>>213977477
no

>>213977554
Same but at an apartment parking lot.
Those two dudes tried to stalk me for another month.

Still scared ngl.
My friend calls them lowlives.

>>213977546
I don't like blondies. I like girls with black hair

>>213977680
me in the middle

>>213977606
yeah probably i am very flirty when drunk

Post-marital sex is only ok if you have a priest consecrate your marital bed and watch over you while you perform the sex act

>>213977689
I dated a pale Mexicans girl with long black hair who lived on a ranch
Her name was Joanna

I don't like flirting it makes me feel like a pervy indian

>>213977664
spoopy. usually guys leave me alone after they kick my ass

>>213977751
When i lived in the s.w i briefly knew a mexican girl from Chihuahua
She could barely speak english

Every man should carry a gun or a knife

>>213977764
it's better if you're white

>>213977865
I am thats why it feels pervy
if i was non-white i wouldn't feel any guilt about being pervy. i would just go out there and sexually harrass women as browns tend to do

>>213977911
it's not being pervy dude it's flirting

>>213972844
reason?

some might even say hopeless romantic

>>213977957
Flirting involves pervy elements

Kotlurch
>EMH Geräuschrherapie

>>213978129
Bless you

just retired

>>213978200
What about a cute boy like me

I've never seen a cute latinga in my country.

>>213978412
why would they come to your dumpster of a gypsy camp?

>>213978412
Why would there be latinas in Bulgaria?

>>213978412
you have qt turks instead

>>213978460
>>213978464
For me to have sex with
>to your dumpster of a gypsy camp
ironic

>>213978494
Not the same
although there are some cute turkish girls

more bad things than good occur in my life therefore i should kill myself

>>213978549
Counterpoint: I love you

>>213978549
Im a sandnigger

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I am not perfect and therefore I will be killing myself shortly

>>213978569
and you are calling me a gypsy?

>>213978585
no one is perfect

>>213977727
This. What if one of you start to enjoy it too much?

>>213978561
what good does that do me
>>213978569
tough

I am perfect

I want to kms because this isnt my house

I have an IQ of 168, an income of $50,000,000 per year, am 6’6, and have a 12 inch cock
I also fuck models

>>213978654
If you enjoy sex, you are sinning . Sex should be painful and strictly to reproduce children. When i have sex with the wife and start to enjoy it too much my priest pulls me off to keep me from sinning

I have an IQ of zero, an income of zero, am zero inches tall, and have a zero inch cock
I also don't have sex

want to kms because this isnt my car

I had sex 3 weeks ago

>>213976497
this kind of thing is why zoomers suck and are basically unemployable

I got a hot asian (third world) girls insta what do i even message her?

My 68 year old lesbian liberal aunt, despite hating guns her entire life, has recently purchased several because she believes "fascism is here and queer people are not safe"

so this is jason's mentor
https://youtu.be/nKEsXPyjcco

>>213978827
I don’t care at all

My car insurance company went up again

>>213978814
idk I suck at texting, if it's not IRL for me I'm cooked.

>>213978827
I care

>>213978839
where did they go up? like their stock value went up?

>>213978839
Up dog

>>213978868
Probably

I’m 2 nanometers tall

>>213978827
>she believes "fascism is here and queer people are not safe"
They think concentration camps are right around the corner cause of the national guard stuff, and any attempt to assure them that the sky isn't about to fall is perceived as defending Trump

Saw two billboards against antisemitism from "JewBelong" while I was driving on the highway

>>213978887
Your penis is big

Your level of happiness is locked in at 16

From then on you're either going to vibe no matter how bad it gets or rage no matter how good you do. You see this in everyone once you have eyes to see it

I do not wish to live anymore

>>213978907
When i took a bus across several states I saw those billboards multiple times
Super surreal

>>213978827
based aunt

>>213978943
Do you have any previous suicide attempts

>>213978920
Not true. I wasn't that happy at 16 but when I was 24-28 I was really happy. Now I'm an unc and my life is just meh, I have a house/cars/financial security/etc. but life is just meh.

>>213978965
What is this a job interview?

The most socially significant achievement of the Biden administration is that every light-bulb now emits LED computer-screen light, your house is now lit like a mental asylum, you are routinely blinded trying to drive at night, there are birds chirping all through the night because they're getting hit with what is obviously broad daylight

Trump lifted the ban but it'll take a long time for these LEDs to leave circulation and a lot of people will stick to them, sometimes because the capacity to produce non-LEDS was simply shut down.

>>213978965
that time I ended up in a tree I guess you could that one an unconscious attempt

Are zoomers terminally cumbrained or can they be saved? Seems like both men and women are totally porn addicted and brainrotted from constant dopamine rushes, idk how we can save this generation.

>>213979154
No, I never goon, I save it for girls and I surprise them.

>>213979154
zoomer dih always on ts unc brain

>I surprise them.

what did he mean by this

>>213971287 (OP)
i don't get the OP image

>>213979233
I massive nuclear explosion

went to the /v/ thread for gamescom
not sure why I bothered

>>213979455
but...but...memesong...

By penis was itchy as fuck so I shaved my pubes thinking it would help and make god I’m never doing this again. I look like shit, makes my dick look shorter, and I just feel emasculated
Hope it grows back quickly

/cum/ is so slow during the middle of the day. i thought you were all neets, sounds real fishy like you have jobs or school or responsibilities

destiny is obsessed with Hasan Piker

>>213979652
it's 21:30 where I am

>>213979598
lmao like a button on a fur coat

>>213979767
thank you for keeping the spirit of /cum/ alive during these dark hours.
how was your day? anything interesting for dinner?

>>213979652
im here

Hello Americans, Canadians, and Mexicans. I have a question: what do you think about the website lagen.nu?

Look here:
https://lagen.nu/1962:700#K6P1S1

What do you think about the website? Please rank it from 0 to 10. Thanks.

Lend me your gf

>>213979966
ip grabber

GF is going on a trip with a friend next week and today I asked when she has leave to get to the airport because her flight leaves super early and she just expected I would drive an hour to the airport at 5 in the morning to drop her off and now she’s pissed because I said not really because we have a direct train connection to the airport five minutes from our house and I could just drive her there and she was like if you can get up early to drive me to the train you could just drive me to the airport and now she stopped talking to me

>>213980003
Wrong. It's a big website.
https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagen.nu

>>213980092
ip grabber

I don't like that normies post here 2bh.

>>213980113
Wrong, wikipedia is a big website.

>>213980136
no, its an ip grabber

t. knower

>>213980057
1.) Don't piss off your gf before she goes on a week-long trip without you.
2.) Don't put her on a German rapetrain by herself at 5am unless you truly despise her.
3.) This is a situation where you could actually demonstrate that you care about her, and you showed instead that you're lazy.
4.) You're getting up early to drive her to the train station, so what's the problem about driving her to the airport? Are you seriously going to wake up, drive to the train station, then drive back home and go to sleep?

She's probably going to cheat on you during her trip because of this. Good job, really using your brain here.

>>213979919
Good, good, thank you for asking. It was good day, got a lot of work done, it rained a bit which is good because it has been very hot for the last 2 months.
>anything interesting for dinner?
I grilled some wings when I got back home (marinated from the night before). I really love grilled wings.

destiny should be in prison

Grab my IP
(Irresistible Penis)

>>213980208
She could show she cares about me by not expecting me to waste two hours

>>213980208
they're planning to have kids. im sure she's above that

>>213980245
>waste two hours
>getting to spend 2 hours with your gf is a waste

Very telling. Grow up baby boy.

>>213978920
well that's grim

As a Norwegian who recently moved to California, I’ve been struck by how normalized cannabis is here compared to back home. It’s strange walking past shops openly selling it on every corner, with ads promoting it like any other product. While I understand it's legal and regulated, I can’t help but feel uneasy about how accessible it is, especially for young people. In Norway, there’s still a strong stigma around drugs, and I worry that the casual attitude here downplays the potential risks, especially when it comes to mental health and long-term use. It’s been a bit of a culture shock, to say the least.

>>213980301
>easily accessible for young people
As easily accessible as alcohol
Meanwhile Norwegians get drunk at 14

>>213980339
Alcohol doesn't have as deep mental effects as weed
Weed use at a young age is correlated with all kinds of mental conditions like schizophrenia

its raining cumbums

>>213980339
thats good because you get over it by 21

>>213977477
Never. I used to work in the Glen Park area of Gary IN , got off around midnight, and drove an "urban youth" home who asked me for a ride nicely, if a little deperatel, since it was cold as fuck .I obliged since he was underdressed for the weather Nice lad. Doubtless he thought of me as kind spooky, in my big sedan.

>

This one seems kind of odd. Why would they just assume that their women are cucking them? And isn't it uncommon for Jews to proselytize?

N

>>213980565
what does that even mean?

>>213980565
they are matriarchal, "jewishness" is passed on through your mother.

my penis is itchy, haven't shaved it in a bit

not a fan of the Germans who post ITT ngl

>>213980665
It's just one autist for the most part

>>213980665
he's started getting in to cuck/blacked porn so he doesn't have long left until he troons out

>>213980640
There's no escaping reason, no denying purpose, for as we both know, without purpose we would not exist. It is purpose that created us, purpose that connects us, purpose that pulls us, that guides us, that drives us; it is purpose that defines us, purpose that binds us.

can we recycle the other thread

>>213971287 (OP)
Boring troll general.

>>213980760
You have to link it here before anyone makes the new
You think we operate like by council or something?

I had one of those deep sleeps where it feels like you just blinked but 8 hours passed

*starts dancing up in this bitch*

>>213980902
Feeling all fresh and new ??

>>213980848
we have some posts left so it's a little early but

RECYCLE WHEN READY
>>213971301
>>213971301

>>213980955
unce unce unce

>>213980991
Yeah way too early, hopefully you get ignored and someone just makes a new

>>213980424
You should have killed him and left his body under the bridge, lame story

>>213980902
I had one of those last night too. I was dreaming deep and dreamt that I had woken up a few hours early, but I was standing over my bed watching myself sleep. It was like an out-of-body experience.

Bought a new white noise machine so I'm wondering if it's impacting my dreams at all. I suspect it is. I already know eating honey before bed will do that too, the sugars and enzymes make your brain trip balls while you sleep.

reduce reuse recycle

recycle
>>213971301
>>213971301
>>213971301

>>213980565
Apparently the founders of this non profit are two jewish women marketing "professionals"