Thread 213979477

Greek edition

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>>213979477 (OP)
You don’t look like that

Ideal whore

>>213979487
I never said I looked like this.

>>213979477 (OP)
Lil bro looks inbred.

>>213979523
I don't like tattoos

60+ hours wasted
gg

>>213979587
Tattoos are cool.

>>213979487
he's autistic and looks like that goes to show every opinion of yours is wrong

>>213979477 (OP)
I look like this

>>213979644
not on girls, it makes their beautiful skin ugly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOYtS53VGZI
Watching a troon talk about AI grifters trying to beat pokemon.

>>213979748
why

>LLM
>AI
??

I dont understand the whole die for your wife and kids thing i would rather kill for them or because of them

>>213980001
Same, i'd rather kill your wife and kids

>>213979523
Gross hairy beast, send it to the brown lands of bumfucktatargaria

>>213980038
Why are you focused on others?

>>213980070
we dont want her

>>213980077
Because he is poor and brown

>>213980077
Why are you focused on your sister instead of yourself?

Swizzgal no timestamp

>>213980146
Okay.
>>213980153
I'm not focused on her.

Ahhhhh be bugarijo bugarijo i ti porasna more momce mlado

>>213980224
You always post about her, you even hate the vlach because he reminds you of her

Bulgarinati

>>213980001
I dont understand the whole wife and kids thing

i killed you in my dream

I wish I could spin dogs

Prolly just made a 2000 calorie oatslop trifecta

150g of peanut butter, 50g of coconut butter, half a liter of milk and like 200g of oats

^ can't poop award

>>213980348
BAKA
you will feel bad

haven't been to al' bena in a quarter of a century

>>213980372
Why peanut butter might help:

Fiber: Natural peanut butter contains about 2–3 grams of fiber per 2 tablespoons, which can support bowel regularity.

Healthy fats: The fats in peanut butter may help lubricate the intestines and promote smoother bowel movements.

Protein: While protein isn't directly helpful for constipation, it doesn't hinder digestion when balanced with fiber.

>>213980375
Oats make me feel GOOD

why butter? just eat the nut.

>>213980432
for 20 min, then you'll wonder why you feel bad and slugish 3 hours later

100% of my daily fat intake in one move

Kneel

>>213980448
It tastes way better

>>213980253
You don't understand what you're talking about.

>>213980478
I don't though
If anything I feel fidgety and high energy from the stress
It's why I can't sleep good

>>213980489
you should only animal and olive oil/avocado fat

>>213980547
>avocado fat
Tranny fad

>>213980526
>It's why I can't sleep good
its because of the oats

>>213980597
>fake tits
Eww disgusting

>>213980579
I've been eating oats with excellent sleep for a decade before I ruined my life with this job

>>213980489
Why don't you simply raw peanutmaxx?
Btw peanut butter is heaven with that vitaminka krem

>>213980635
Just easier to put it in oats innit
Dirt cheap too

>>213980572
yeah and oats is not...its the biggest tik tok meme food rn

>>213980612
this

>>213980690
Eat your tranny avocado toast bro

>>213980684
True that
Which one do you eat? Post pic

>>213980741
Kam market one
Costs like 1.2 euro per 300g or something

>>213980547
Avocado fat literally doesn't exist. Fucking moron.

>>213980771
Ah I get that too, blue/red package right?
I remember 5 years ago there was AMAZING Polish peanut butter with crispy peanuts part but they don't bring it anymore

>>213980597
I will never have this.

>>213980803
>Avocado fat literally doesn't exist

>>213980835
Tinex has tasty chunky peanut butter made in Macedonia, but costs literally 3.3 euros so I never buy that trash

>>213980931
he's ukrainian btw
this is what I imadzine when I read polukrainian's posts

>>213981077
>he's ukrainian btw
didnt know, thought he was mexican

>>213980992
Bro Tinex is superoverpriced, I never step there anymore. I mean can of Kozel is fucking 90den

That peanut butter was in Stokomak btw, they have some Polish hidden gems there

fate of penis havers

test

>>213981166
I still like Tinex because of self checkout and the deli section
Vero is just as expensive has the same deli meat but still stuck in the 18th century with real human cashiers

ngl I would sell all of balk to dagestani brick factories for $17500

>>213981189
what's myanmar gonna do with him?

I actually hate my country desu

>>213981248
more like maymunmar amirite

>>213981248
>A heart can be purchased for $1000000. Livers are worth about $557000 & kidneys cost about $262000.

>>213981222
For meat I have my own shops, Tinex was good till 2020 now they are retarded expensive and have nothing interesting to offer anymore
For 75den they bringing me this can at home lmao while at Tinex it's 90

>>213981332
>For meat I have my own shops
Local butchers can only be so good
Can't find Italian prosciutto at Sveti Maymune

>>213980736
I'm sorry bro, eat whatever you want. I hate being that guy anyway.

>>213981375
You are from Sveti Nikole?
I remember there was one kafana there with super skara and great prices

>>213981425
I obviously mean the butcher bro
You think there are self checkout Tinex markets in Sveti Nikole?

>>213979621
>congratulations
>you are 100% complete retard!

>>213981290
pic related
>>213981296
but what did he do? he didn't consent to that

>>213981470
Ah yea forgot that, they are shit now imo
Used to buy their mesen narezok in 2000s and ate it with yogurt and tomato it was amazing

And yes I buy meat at local butchers, same for fruits and veggies

>>213981296
That bitch got scammed lmfao.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNgGIOjIvOq/
>imagine being from pleven
HAHAHAHA

how do provincials even hear about 4chan, i imagine most of them living in backwater villages like in afghanistan

>>213981757
they talk funny
I like it

>>213981757
Imagine if they were throwing glass bottles instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sYXbiKLPlw
Nigros talkin 'bout japanese fertility.

>>213981757
TATAR PUNI FLASITE VODA TATAR

To Macedonian anons, what's your favorite krem(spread)?

>>213981971
Ajvar43 so Sirencece

>>213981990
Prav krem zboram, blag. Ne namaz

>>213981990
based

>>213982041
Mrazam blagi raboti.

Ma da mozhe pekmez od shto bilo? Shto znam.

>>213982095
Ja gi cepam

>>213981971
Bro I fruitmaxxx for 8 months, everything from strawberry to kalinka

>>213982058
Джoджeн и чyбpикa oтгope, пpecни.

>>213982232
кинo

Finna about to toast some toast

>>213982142
Ako sinko, cepkaj si ti ja kje vidam majka ti shto raboti.

https://youtu.be/NZY5WiqeyQQ

New Vegas bros we are soooo back

>>213981971
luna

Pivo i kikiriki

What sheytanic sin have I committed to deserve to have to shit out 2 petrified toilet clogging logs in one day
I must have shat out 4kg of shit today. My einos got prolapsed twice.
fml

>>213982338
Heard tv series is shit, i would give it a shot but cant stand watching episode and then waiting decades until they film next season

>>213982666
checked

Satan clogged the shitter again

>>213982666
what do you eat in a day

>>213982666
Checked
Don't worry bro I shit 4 times a day and all times its massive. Eating a lot of fruits thougheverbeit

>>213982725
It's not funny man. I feel like I'm not a virgin anymore

>>213982753
last few days I've been eating 600 grams of pizza a day

>>213982772
I feel you man, i used to shit like that when I was a kid. I used to pray to god for it go be over. I was afraid of having to shit in public. I'm glad this is over now.

>>213982704
I wouldn't call it shit, some people are just mad because it changed some stuff in the established lore

>>213982820
>I used to pray to god for it go be over
lol
meaning in a toiled that's outside of my home
>>213982810
That's not a lot I think.

>>213982820
I shit in public very often(by public I mean mountains, hills and forest tracks), the feeling is awesome and leafs are like made by God to completely clean your asshole

>>213982820
I remember clogging my high school's toilet so hard that when someone else entered the stall he had to show every dude in the school and from thereon the school's legendary story of the ''shitting monster'' was born
I suppressed my needs at school so I wouldn't get caught

This is what balk should be about, food and beer, and not being harrassed with politics and ngo slutwhores by a 31 yo f.20 incel freak

I shit like once a week.

Гъcтa гopa, дpян дo дpян
дe щe cepa и aз нe знaм
a - глeдaм двa бyкa...
мaй щe cepa тyкa!

Глeдaм c нeщo дa зaбъpшa мoeтo гъзo,
и виждaм cвeжичкo лиcтo...
Maмa мy киpливa!
To билo кoпpивa...

>>213982772
It is funny.
Dubs and it repeats tomorrow and the day after.

My best shit is near Krstovar on Vodno observing all Skopje panorama while shiting and when I finished some people fired a fireworks like they celebrated my shit completion

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/foVeEHcz87M
Shoepilled yet again.

>>213982880
yeah obviously, thats great, I meant in school or in a different toilet than mine
>>213982909
I could never in school, only a few emergency times
>>213982946
really?

>>213982856
>That's not a lot I think.
I'm usually constipated and I tried eating fibers the past few weeks. I think both shits got produced at the same time due to the change in my diet.
I had double week's worth of shit in me for today

>>213982909
That reminds me, one time I was dating this girl who lived in my city and was living in one of those old dorm complexes near her uni, really small apartments where there's a combined living room and kitchen and just a toilet, old panelka and you can hear everything. I was at her place and hadn't shitted in 2 days and she made some pasta for us to eat. We went to sleep and at about 2 PM I woke up in sweats - I had to shit like crazy, I went to the bathroom and just absolutely destroyed it, it wouldn't flush and the water started rising, I had to break it up with the brush thing, thank god it didn't flow over. I was kind of embarrassed because she definitely heard everything - she was awake and asked me if everyhting is ok lol.

Now I'm omega hungry, there's no food and no shop near my selyak house is open

>>213983157
2 AM*

>>213983163
Post your fridge, please

>>213983157
contemplate the aroma

>>213983163
Do you have eggs bread and milk? Purjeni filiiki?

would you lick her anus if she asked you nicely?

>>213983196
My only option is cat food

>>213983204
Bro it was so bad. I was there for 30-40 mins probably. Took dump worth 3 shit. But I was in pain. I woke up in a panic. She was a good girl tho, never mentioned it and I dated her for half a year more. She was from Kurdzali - top 3 best pairs of tits I've ever witnessed. I think she has a kid now.

>>213983276
whats inside?

>>213983276
izpii birite shmatka

>>213983276
Well wait for tommorow dude, fasting is good for your health

>>213983307
She tells her husband this story to this day
>>213983351
Cat pouches

>>213983157
Keak
Bro I want to fuck ciganka so much, but I am afraid my schlong would get some disease or rash

>>213983357
They are expired for at least a year... They'll prolly taste metallic from the cans

>>213983209
>Purjeni filiiki?
No bread, no eggs, no sudjuk, no tur6iq... I ate all my canned food recently
My only option is raw lyutenica

>>213983421
>Bro I want to fuck ciganka so much
ew why?
She wasn't a ciganka, I would never.
I actually have never seen an attractive ciganka
>>213983382
>She tells her husband this story to this day
LOL, I don't mind.

>>213983473
So no stores around that are open?

>>213983421
>>213983500
I matched with a ciganka on Tinder once and her instagram story was literally her rubbing the good ole clit with a vibrator
I imagined the smelle and blocked her ASAP

>>213983500
They are hot, thick and seductive
However I am not so confident in their hygiene so I try hard to avoid them

>>213983549
Bro, just take a waterhose and spray them.

>>213983536
No, closest 24 h one is like 2km away

>>213983549
Idk man, our cigani mostly live in slums and ghettos, they all look inbred.
>>213983549
Yeah I would be grossed out, I don't even like white girls who smell weird, even if they are attractive.
>>213983570
2km is not that much, you have a bike?

>>213983546
Are there many on the aps, I've never been on the aps. I'm really bad at texting.

>>213983632
>you have a bike?
No, and didn't have a proper father figure to teach me how to ride one as a kid.

>>213983546
Keak
So how did you think she smelled? I also am always suspicion in gypsy smell dbi

>>213983667
>Are there many on the aps
She's legit the only I've seen

>>213983685
>how did you think she smelled
something like sulfur
that's my go to bad smell to imagine

>>213983679
It's not that hard anon, I don't remember who taught me to ride a bike probably my grandpa.
You can still take a nice walk anon. In 30 mins you'll be back.

>>213983743
Hahaha yea, pussy smells disgusting btw and now imagine gypsy pussy EEEW

>>213983787
I will have to fast for tonight. My anemic ass can't take a walk when I'm tired

>>213983812
>pussy smells disgusting btw
I've never had a bad smelling pussy experience desu..

>>213983878
He's just a hummus, bet he loves the smell of cock.

>>213983878
Me neithr. I love the smell of pussy. It reminds me of petals

Found the 5L keg boys looks like its multiplayer online video gaming time.

>>213983878
Hmm I guess you never had long term relationship, woman*ds are super disgusting
God rightfully classes them on the same level as cattle

Ok, I found cashew. I shall not fast for tonight

>>213983913
based
>>213983947
I have been in long relationships, one was 3 years +. If girls have good hygene their pussy doesn't smell bad even if they havent washed it that day although that almost never happened.

OK go to sleep
Have a good night

>>213984038
and all the girls I've been with using that pussy wash stuff - the PH thing. you know the thing...

>>213983952
Nice, 100 grams is like 550 calories.

>>213984095
>pov you're from Pleven

>>213984103
>The pH is important for several reasons. A lower pH is more acidic, which is ideal for optimal vaginal health. Your vagina should be slightly acidic, between 3.8 and 5.0.
Like do these bitches wash dey cooch with tomato sauce?

>>213984239
Idk but it smells nice, sometimes i've washed my hands with it lol

>>213984239
Now I understand why so many female hygienic products use coffee as an ingredient

>>213984314
>sometimes i've washed my hands with it lol
If I did that my ex would murder me on the spot

>>213984349
I think that's a relatively recent fad, they put it in everything, shampoos, soaps, creams.

Didn't even know vaginal wash was a thing. I'm such a gigavirgin.

>>213984375
kek
>my dick isn't smelling fresh
>but I'm gonna get blown
>should I use the pussy wash?
>NO! I don't want to grow a pussy

I used to try out their creams and stuff, they all smelled so good.

>>213984442
I had a friend who, in his 20s, didn't know that the clitoris was basically a small pp and that women had that
He thought they were peeing from the vaginal opening

Test

>>213984505
I used to think that as a kid.

>>213984505
See, I know that because I still remember biology class.

>>213984543
Same haha. But him not knowing that in his 20s made me facepalm irl

>>213984583
Personally, I found that out due to degenerate porn addiction as a teenager

>>213984629
Then again my sister told me one of her friends thought men also have two separate canals for ejecting sperm and pee separately.

>>213984682
First time I fapped I thought only a few men on Earth could get erect and shoot out sperm, and that I was one of the chosen ones

>>213984723
Alas, with porn you no longer get to experience such sovl.

>>213984723
kek, first time I saw porn I though something was wrong with my dick because amermutts are all cut , fucking freaks.
>>213984779
Porn is a demon, nevergoon.god

>>213984442
I remember being a fat 13yo and thinking fuck I'll literally never get pussy.

>>213984831
We had a muslim in school which we forced to show us his dick. Man, cut penis is so much uglier in rl without porn editing. Shits fucking purple and all cracked up.

>>213984966
It's fucking weird bro, I feel bad for them, It's all dry and they need lube to jerk off lol. I've heard so many anons and ameriacans say that blowjobs suck and they can't cum - YEAH I WONDER WHY...

>>213981248
I don't think the story is true, but if it is, he's getting conscripted to fight the civil war lol.

>>213979477 (OP)
my ancestor :)

>>213984723
I thought I was going to have to get some sort of surgery because pulling on my dick hurt a lot before puberty. Turns out if the pain doesn't subside after puberty you have to get circumcised lol thank God it became normal. Still hurts a lot after I cum more than once tho

>>213979477 (OP)
>>213979554
>>213979644
>>213980077
>>213980224
>>213980507

>>213985286
lol, yeah kind of the same experience but after puberty it was fine.
>Still hurts a lot after I cum more than once tho
Really? thats strange

>>213985346
They're having a woman moment

>Serbia is in the middle of crisis and government might collapse
>Republika Srpska wants to leave BiH and join Serbia

The duality of South Slav Retardation

>>213984831
I thought their dicks were so big that their foreskin would roll all the way back hahaha
I tried rolling it back as well thinking it be bigger

>>213985346
Funny how nothing has changed.

>>213985446
Both of these things are nothingburgers but they are still correlated. Vucic is blatantly throwing Dodik under the bus to keep the West's support. That's all Socialist and Progressive Party apes do in Serbia, sell national interests to extend their personal interests for a few years. Nothing will happen in Republika Srpska and Vucic will stay in power, just like the WEF wants, and that's that.

>>213984779
True. The sheytanik pronographic daemon ruins this precious moment for young boys

>>213985552
it fucked me up real bad when I was a kid, fuck porn and jewish dick rituals

>>213985552
Same lol I thought I'd get a gorilla dick. Fish eye camera lens makes them look a lot bigger in porn too so that contributed to the delusion

>>213985615
It didn't fuck me up because my pp was big already. What fucked me up is that my flaccid penis is way above average and I was insecure about it protruding, so I had to walk a bit hinged - so I could hide the bulge with my shirt/jacket

>>213985584
>That's all Socialist and Progressive Party apes do in Serbia, sell national interests to extend their personal interests for a few years.
Kek, same shit here.

>>213985716
No it fucked me up because they we were circumcised, I thought something is wrong with my dick.

>>213985584
I've seen videos where police beat teenage protesters. It looks worrying. You already gave the answer, but why has Vučić stayed in power for so many years?

>>213985782
Bet you asked your mom/dad about it hahaha

>>213985829
Because the EU and China both support him (Russia is almost a non player but they do too kinda, altho Dugin has directly called him out and called him a freak, lol), for the sake of very ecologically damaging mine concessions. It's always "better the devil you know", his foreign backers see him as a scheming conniving jeet tier slime, which he is, but they're afraid of someone genuinely ideological coming to power and cleaning up the colonial comprador act the EU and China have set up here.
Domestically he has the support of boomers and Gen X who vote for him only because he is the government and he gives these parasites no show, no work administrative jobs. Slavs need no other reason really. Yes they know he will depopulate this country completely, they don't give a fuck. Many geriatrics even support the Jadar mine project which will dump gigatons of acid per year into the Danube, lol.

>>213982929
Im not the one doing the harrassement you retard


The trolls are doing it to derail thread

>>213985892
No I asked some classmates that also had watched porn and they said the same so that was a relief. I remember talking and having theories why their dicks looked like that lol, and someone said when you become an adult it becomes like that kek
>4-5th grade bro science.

>>213986025
I now remember that since my dick was above average all the boys would sit around me as I played "crane operator" with my erect dick bulging through my pants and all of us were laughing like lunatics

>>213985977
Aren’t green or environmentalist parties popular in your country? Also, it’s interesting that your support from Russia seems to be fading.

>>213986217
>your support
kek, they only support the highest bidder. Pussylips stopped being that when he delivered 20% of all artillery ammunition Ukraine used in the last year.... yeah.
Environmentalists are indeed popular to some extent, sure, but many are controlled opposition (gyppo Lazovic moment) and they're far from being politically relevant anyway. We are so fucked.

I've never had peanut butter

>>213986611
Give me some batko, I'm starving

>>213986670
I don't have it, I don't even know where is it in the supermarket. Is it that good?

>>213986756
it's fine, yeah

>>213986298
Who would you vote for? Are there such politicians?

>>213986611
It's really good but expensive as hell. You can make your own too though if you have a garden to plant deez nuts in.
>>213986944
All the most popular ones (Djilas, Marinika, Lazovic) are blatant controlled ops. I'd vote for the hypothetical student list that hasn't even been revealed yet (so they don't expose themselves prematurely to smear attacks from government media, which often uses very heinous AI deepfakes too), provided that it doesn't have some horrid oligarchic ape on top which I honestly doubt that it will.

>>213987238
"Popular" is a bit of a misnomer, Djilas only has 5% positive approval according to polls but he's basically captured the entire opposition by virtue of being beholden to the monopolist that owns the only oppositionary media channel. Yeah, those guys are 100% in league with SNS/SPS, even redditors see it now finally.

>>213987238
>It's really good but expensive as hell
The Macedonian said it was 1-2-3 euro for 400gr.

>>213987295
In Serbia it's like 15 bucks per kilo lol. Everything is more expensive in Serbia though.

>>213987333
15 Euro? WTF

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ug8HZQkW8ok

Do you undergo engineer transformation during university, /balk/?

>>213987852
No, I didn't go to university. And I'm not very handy although when something breaks I watch a youtube video and then I fix it. It has worked so far.

stabshko caused a loon to stab 11 people in traverse city michigan
probably a sheytanic ritual for his 11th swiss side attempt

>>213988222
Is he a sorcerer ?

preparation for ascension to the 11th dimension after the 11th attempt (on september 11th, 2025)

you niggaz ever meditate and astral project and do magic in your head?

>>213988245
no, he uses string theory to manipulate reality
20 million people will die on the balkans soo

>>213988378
Give me some tips on astral projection
I've read myself into skepticism because no one, not even governments, have been able to get reliable and consistent astral larp results
Maybe only retards and geniuses can shut off their logical brain and just enjoy a nice larp session hallucinating on command

I like how I feel, how I think, and how I do things, I have talents, skills and abilities, I approve of me, and I approve of who I am, I got what it takes, plenty of it, and I know how to use it, I've got myself together and I'm getting more together everyday, and today, look out world, cause here I come.

>>213988817
You gotta master meditating and shutting down everything first, I dont thing Ive astral projected but I think I made my ex call me 2 tomes by "manifesting" or whatever but it might have been a coincidence.

its all about breathing and shutting everything off, its a really weird space to be in

>>213988836
Good to hear filaraki

>>213985977
Boom Booms will see it as a win when a foreign corporation is mining away at the national wealth, destroying the ecology and with it their health but it's all okay because their zoomer children will finally have a job(they won't).

>>213988817
you gotta become a junkie who fries his brain on shrooms 24/7

>>213989031
not really

>>213987852
You can see the jeet growing whiter as he ascended the brahmin ladder.

>>213989057
meditating, manifesting and astral projection are fake shizo shit

>>213988967
Do you absolutely have to put yourself in sleep paralysis tho? That just sounds like an invitation to have a demonic trip and get tortured by nightmare realm kritsurs.

Balk is a public restroom anybody could just walk in

>>213989120
you have to induce psychosis on yourself
it's all fake

>>213989099
manifest is i agree, meditating is not, AP is sussy
>Do you absolutely have to put yourself in sleep paralysis tho?
no just make a pattern of breathing and loop it

>>213989165
how does meditating help. elaborate please

>>213989240
desu I think the helpful part is the breathing imo, just calming your nervous system and shutting of the brain for 20-30 mins. You feel great after that. Something good happens when you concsiously taken deep breaths and exhale, most people's breathing sucks and it feels like replenishing while you are meditating.

>>213989324
also something happens to your blood I think it gets alkaline or something. I get great boners after i meditate btw for some reason, and I take a long fucking piss after that - every time.

>>213989324
ok, but you can do that without sitting on the floor like a pajeet without a loo
are people really unable to stop thinking and just afk through the day? they need some fake ass placebo effect poondian "school of thought" and techniques?

>>213989431
I do it laying on the bed, that works best for me.
You gotta be comfortable.
I have not tried indian techniques. I do it in the shower also while taking a cold shower but that's a whole different ordeal.

>they need some fake ass placebo effect poondian
It's whatever gets you in that space. I've never chanted or anything like this, just trying to control and take the deepest breaths whithout forcing it and being very calm, the more calm you are the deeper breaths you can take. After 20 mins it feels like a trip if you can keep a pace and don't get distracted.

>>213989497
>and don't get distracted.
that will happen a lot in the beginning but don't get frustrated, even 5 mins in this space is very good and you build up from there. It's best to do it in the morning on an empty stomach.

>>213989497
ok, but why do you have to spend time to do that activity, which doesn't work
you can multitask it by going afk at work during the day
>I do it in the shower
ok, so you relax during a point of the day that's supposed to be relaxing
nothing extraordinary here

>>213989584
>ok, so you relax during a point of the day that's supposed to be relaxing
>nothing extraordinary here
no the cold shower thing is different that's not meditation that's more of a going against the cold and overcoming it - that's a different thing.

>ok, but why do you have to spend time to do that activity, which doesn't work
you can multitask it by going afk at work during the day
You can't multitask and meditate, some people can't even meditate while trying to meditate.

We are talking about 20 mins a day - nothing crazy. All though I've done it for much longer and those are trippy.

>>213989621
>you can multitask it by going afk at work during the day
you CAN'T*

>>213989621
what does meditating even mean bro
if it's shutting your thoughts off, I ain't spending 20 minutes everyday for weeks/months doing something I'm already capable of doing
what do people even need to calm down for? not like we live in a warzone. even then you just tell yourself ''so mote it be'' and persevere
I can't believe people are such primitive animalistic animals that they feel fear
either l've already ascended by doing nothing, or this is bogus

>>213989661
I said for me it's more the breathing although shutting off is also good. Idk don't do it if you think it's stupid, I'm just telling you my experience.

>>213989633
>you CAN'T*
but you definitely could, I do it every day
you just don't think about anything and when an obstacle comes you go ''ok, I'll do that" after you're done, if you have more shit to do you go ''ok, now I'll do that''
and you don't think about anything else
it's not that hard to be calm

>>213989685
wdym breathing, you breathe during the day as well

>>213989693
I don't think you understand what the exercise is. It's just about thinking about nothing, it's a different state and it's not easy to achieve. I like it, the breathing exercises help me a lot. IF you think it's stupid that's ok.

>>213989721
ok, so I'm meditating when I don't think about anything, which I'm capable of doing whenever I want to
just like every human benis is
why would one need to spend 20 minutes a day, when he can not thing about anything during the whole day and only start thinking when there's an obstacle
then during the obstacle you use your muscle or active memory to breeze through the problem without thinking one bit
are all yall overthinking 24/7 to such a degree your little brainlings overheat or smth

>>213989704
I'm going to sleep I gotta wake up at 8:30, see ya tomorrow bros.

>>213989785
please answer broooooooooo
am I the next coming of vishnu or something, since I'm incapable of not being calm

classic holier than thou passive-aggressive ASPD behaviour from a gnostic pseud justifiying his little autistic ritual because he's unable to be calm 24/7
I'm sittin here trynna get educated or smth and none of my questions were answered
how can you do something you're unable to explain
nothing more than a placebo
many such cases!
mpye from me as well

GOOOOOOOOD MORNING /balk/

will be in budapest for some nerdy tech shit convention soon, what to there? where to get coke and where to find whores(that aren't scammers)?

>>213991215
are you the rooner chad

666

>>213991822
the what

I don't want to shower
I do NOT

garden: naturally rainwatered
shower barrel - full
citizenship: EU, 1st class

>>213992708
>citizenship: EU, 1st class
yeah, right

>>213992708
Кo ши нaпpaиш aкo ти гeпя бидoнa, a?

sold my shit for peanuts during a manic episode
it's over

>>213992958
post peanuts

DOBRO VI UTRO DRAGI BRAKJA B1LGARI

>>213993645
sho praish shupaku

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha

Its a trend for swedes to buy flats in albania as its cheap and the weather is good. thoughts on this?

>>213993695
swedes are also moslem so you feel at home in eastern albanistan

>>213993695
europe uses this region for garbage dump
air quality may suffer
water quality? food? at the very least living standard is drastically different than in your shithole

>>213993687
this is me after getting my colorful hs degree

>>213993695
I have a house with a pool in a nice village with no brownoids I could sell you for 1 mil

>>213993772
Умpи дa ти eбa мaйкaтa тъпa бeднa ceлтaшкa вгъзpaждaнcкa

>>213993890
ami ako ti umresh predi men?

>>213993772
and the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are.
and day and night forever and ever tormented by their own spirit.

>>213994094
Kendini öldür, travesti

Wish God takes me right this instant

>greek replies to me in turkish
coincidence? i think not.

>maybe if I use a proxy for the 20th time, people won't know who I am

kek, this tranny

>>213994611
imagine if god decides to work in mysterious way and takes you in a sexual way

>>213995255
If femoids are right about God being female instead of some spiteful bearded nigga, that might not be too bad

>>213994954
He thinks you're a turk.

>you finally get to marry your ideal wife
>this happens in from of her

I wonder if there's recovery from this

>>213995690
It is, it's your boyfriend shitgal, lil timmy

>>213994051
They're not tormented by their own spirit they are tormented by fire and worms and angels

>>213995729
Why are you a fag and only think about homosexual stuff you uber driver?

>>213993890
>>213993945
Eй бeдни, кaфяви кyчeтa.

is this true?

>>213995907
If you make a sexual analogy for politics, the odds of you being an incel that has never felt the touch of a woman is 100%

>>213995962
That's not true at all. It's more likely that those are that crass.

Salam aleykum lads

Where is alboclach

>>213995815
Ouch, did I insult your boyfriend, timmy? You'll get over it don't worry, after all you're timmy and timide

>>213996052
Post some webms of children that will show him.

allah knew i would be too powerful if i wasnt born in a balkan shithole

>>213996108
i think god knew the perfect location for you to be born

In 2006, a project was launched to study the genome of European peoples. You can find it on the Internet. According to the data on the Bulgarians, it turns out that in fact the Bulgarians have the oldest genes in the EU. The closest to the Bulgarians, practically the same people, are as follows: Bulgarians, the population of eastern Serbia, Macedonia, Albania, Northern Greece, Northwestern Turkey, about 80% of the population of Italy and Bavaria, a large part of the population of the Brittany Peninsula, almost 90% of the population of England. There is an almost complete coincidence with the population of Romania, Ukraine and Southern Russia. Unfortunately for the fraudsters who have been claiming for 100 years that the Bulgarians are a Turkic people, it turns out that the Turkic genes in the Bulgarian genome are about 0.01%, despite the long coexistence with the Ottoman Empire.
TRVKE ALERT
TAKE SHELTER

>>213996073
Make sure to ask Kelly to post some when he's back from his ban, since you like them that much turkbro

>>213996052
I'm not a fag like you fag uber driver.

>>213996164
If they have the oldest genes, why don't they wear the best jeans?

>>213996211
How did you ban him? Did you take your meds and now he's stuck somewhere in the back of your head? That's a W right there keep taking them.

>>213996164
Yeah, but your chinky eyes say otherwise.

>>213996308
You okay little turk? I see your schizophrenia is flaring up, make sure to follow your psychiatrist's advice to the letter, you don't want to end up institutionalized again

>>213996273
You lick anuses, bro

>>213996422
I licked one anus of a girl during a bath and you argue with manic turk-american transvestites and support criminal albanians posting homosexual pedo pictures fag uber driver.

>>213996501
You seem angry, bro
Everything ok?

>>213996501
Ooo lalaa~ So hygyenique!~

>>213996501
Based ass eating king with a pack of jealous incels nipping at his heels

>>213996422
See? It's that easy.

>>213996557
Now you act like a jewish woman.
>>213996671
It's really this or they are begging for my attention.

>>213996744
To give you Yous? Yeah bro, I'm glad I'm giving you the attention you never got from your home and the thread has to pay for it

>>213996798
I just asked why are you angry over 4chan baits, timmy.

>>213996824
You beg for attention and provoke like a jewish woman and if I expose you you become defensive like a fag okay and don't call me timmy.

>>213996824
You are a jewish woman.

>>213996928
Licking ass is gay even if it belongs on a girl, I just called you gay, simple as.

It's not my fault your firstie timmy genes can't handle some banter.

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