Thread 214001509

mothecombe

attempting a poo

let me black you

can't stop doing crab claw gestures
think i've picked up some kind of autismo tic but I like this one a lot more than the other one where I kept clearing my throat after I spoke

Having a think, am somewhat of a Philosopher

Postie just put a takeaway menu through the door so forcefully that it ripped off the flap of the letter box. Dadberg went down the street to shout at him

why did he do it?

I had a dream about #girlbossing it up in the army: eating with the team, combat practise (was easy), absolutely destroying the practise, the narrator said "if you could call it that" (because I (she) did so well), getting the heatshot on the straggler/runner, tied with someone else, and going to the shooting range/showdown place to go against him to see who got the final kill. I woke up before doing the second shooting range but it was full of targets full of holes, massive holes though like cannon-shots

>>214001577
Kek based postie

Lot of misgendering and transphobia in /brit/ today

Do better.

ayn rand is like of nietzsche were a jewish woman

>>214001585
He was a German at heart

>>214001609
*von hayek

I think a lot of people cheapen and misrepresent Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra is a great book

chicken breast is nicer if you fry it in butter at lower heat

currently reviewing old footage from the eichmann trial in jerusalem. very bizarre historical episode

seen an argument the other day between an indian man driving a delivery van and a white man. was quite funny

i prefer a chicken thigh myself

>>214001644
he wasn't radical enough

insane there are people who get their "philosophy" from someone with a rhyming name
gives me the ick even thinking about reading about something Ronald Bonald or whatever wrote
get a fucking grip

>>214001577
mine always puts two at a time through mine

I often wonder whether he has some agreement with my neighbour next door to not put them through their letterbox and instead put two through mine OR whether he doubles them up on alternating households and then alternates the days which he puts junk through certain letter boxes i.e:

>day A: even numbered houses get 2 junk post
>day B: odd numbered houses get 2 junk post

im a stinkypoo pee fella

lots of odd aussie posts

black people invented stuff sure, if you count "writing down history" as an invention from black people like 100 years ago

>>214001718
Strange place

for me it's max stirner

Cold Palmer

>>214001690
They're just idiots mate, failed in school and life so the only thing they're trusted with is to walk around a street matching numbers and sometimes they can't even do that right.

>>214001688
quite true, quite true

today's modern thinkers have names such as "meniscus moldbug", "odious beetlesmeg", the "inscrutable scroteworm" and of course "vile spidernonce"

certain critics have pointed out that these great men's opinions hold less weight because their online handles sound funny but that speaks only to these critics' own personal short-sightedness. The thinkers are pushing the limits of modern day philosophy and critical thinking.

Sir K,K. Slider

/brit/ posting and watching gay porn in my local library

Business idea: Neo-platonic Schopenhauerian anaraco vegetable market

>challenge a journalist on X formerly known a twitter
>get blocked
why are they like this

>>214001786
gay cuck librarian (female) porn, woman talking. woman scientist talking (open ur ears!!)

applying for PIP

genuinely thinking of just taking a filthy liquid shit on a piece of canvas and trying to convince some nitwit museum curator that it’s actually brilliant art

*takes a shit on the cucumbers*

reading iggle piggle's dissertation on Nothing
interesting stuff that really gets the gears turning, in one part he says that if nothing is the lack of something then that itself is something, meaning there can never be nothing, he ties this into both religion and science stating that we didn't "come from" as we always were.

>>213999688
People get paid 6 figures to make these posts

>>214001790
Would I (white British male, 22) be welcomed in New Zealand?

Chinese family riding through the park 20 deep, glad it isn't blacks or muslims

>>214001609
she's more like aristotle for the industrial era

that took me to that thread

>>214001824
just catching up are we brucie

>>214001832
what the fuck does that even mean
you want a bunch of randoms to greet you at the airport

nth for the gyaldem

>>214001832
Why do you want to come here?

>>214001861
why do they wear the wigs?

nth for the gyaldem

stupid fucking woman lmao do they (women) even know of the situations
the situations they cause
cause a man
situations causing men to think about women
"situation" being um
the more the woman is hated in this (and women as a whole) the bettter and more protected they are is the situation

Personally I don't believe in oversea travel or immigration. I think Nations should all close their boards and do something similar to the North Korean Juche system. I will not be traveling outside my country in my life time and if I could stop people traveling here I would

Who owns it? Abid Chudary

I am just a lost soul with gastrointestinal bloat stemming from a high iron diet rich in spaghettios and grundlemeat which produces heinous odorous seepage. Nethernibbling is my passion kiss_face kiss_face kiss_face

>>214001648
the main thing is that it needs to be brined

ummm

>>214001911
toby!

>>214001911
pipe down you loathsome little gremlin

love the straight cut fringe look
especially on black hair with pale skin and salmon pink nipples

stupid fucking women do it to themselves hahaha
not my problem
stupid fucking yanks. that country is so fucked you are basically a jew-lite. jews but retarded
hehe

rorke certain he'll be OK carrying his full to the brim coffee back through the living room only to spill some on the carpet the moment he steps into the room

>>214001899
Cor wouldn't mind getting mind-raped by this lass

>>214001921
>t. small minded lil chuddie

>>214001771
quite enjoy this gimmique

Watching white men fuck black mens asses fully clothed whilst eating a bag of salt and vinegar crisps

>>214001880
EZ customisation

>>214001899
spainita

>>214001950
pipe down you loathsome little gremlin

>>214001942
hope a woman reads this and you get some pussy bro

>>214001880
zoomers love to imitate niggers

>>214001958
if you use words like chud you shouldn't be piping up mate. FOY

>>214001771
>inscrutable scroteworm
don't post my twitter on /brit/

>>214001978
woman moment
stupid bitch get off my fucking screen

>>214002004
you have an ugly soul

Might get on the rum

labour big brains changing council tax so the landlord pays it instead and not imagining for a second they will just pass this onto the tenant

Mother,
Age came for me as surely for thee
These flowers wreath they grave like autumn leaves
Swept surely by the growing winds which chill
The embered hearth, its four walls giving dull passage to
A too empty air, too short of hours
Too little words in the growing flurry which awaits past this tempest.

Awaits me that crone of fate, pulling sharply my string to its end unseen?

just want to go home

>>214002024
fascinating

The White race will either exterminate all other races or it will die off.

how often do you shave?

just felt a pang of no gf to cuddle with
shall be going for a nap on the sofa

>>214002102
Not often enough

I'm going to get onto the grim alcoholic twattery in a bit

>>214002102
not often enough

>>214002102
i trim twice a week to maintain a number 1/2 stubble

hey I think what would be fun is for you to go post on /b/ or /pol/
I think you would have a lot more fun posting on one of those boards

>>214002111
solve your pang with a Pang-Pang lil Timmy x

>>214002130
i think you should fuck off back home u foren cunt x

Westerners see nothing wrong with women being dressed like pictured in public.

>>214002155
you don't know where my home is
silly fool

>>214002180
yep

>>214002180
Nor men

>>214002146
as soon as I saw the thumbnail I heard 3:04 in my head

only bad thing about living in the antipodes is not having castles and historical sites to visit. My imagination would run wild thinking about it all if i was in UK

>>214002180
yes it's called freedom don't like it you can go back to durkadurkastan

>>214002270
build your own castle

notting hill carnival soon come

~ we're building castles in the sky

>>214002329
imagine the blackenings

>>214002329
bbc blackings

>>214002270
used to run around a castle with a bow and arrow and swords and stuff as a youngun, great stuff

that alien earth any good?

>>214002329
rorke's youtube subscriptions drooling thinking about the outrage they'll farm

>>214002180
you'd never see a japanese woman dressed like this. it's unfortunate white women have become so slutty.

>>214001924
Terrible accident. Will have to be demolished and rebuilt as a block of luxury flats for sure.

saw an ad last night for blacked
you can get it free because its their 10 year anniversary

>>214002312
I've neither the wherewithal nor gumption

why? a lot of niggers in there? niggers raping?

>>214002387
It's all slop these days

>>214002426
thats the week sorted

>>214002355
>>214002368
mmhmm

>>214002426
it's actually mental that it's already been a decade of this degeneracy

>>214002373
what castle?

sydney sweeney is no ingrid bergman

>>214002446
was thinking the opposite myself
thought they had been around longer

i asked is that alien earth any good?

>>214002387
watched the first 2 episodes
it's shit despite getting massive hype
was a massive let down

>>214002464
doxxable info xx

>>214002501
ah right

>>214002504
shame, trailers looked good

>>214002501
might be

prefer not to say

>>214002516
fairs x

you must donate your semen to black and brown women as reparations for slavery and colonialism

>>214002571
righto its there on the tissues in my bin, take all your want ladies

Hello everybody,

I have a hidden disability, don't be afraid to say hi!

>>214001847
that I am pravesh

Sir Wigan Wiggle

>>214002599
alri monglad

Sir Terry Bogan

>>214002571
think i had a dream about that once

>>214002618
Hello friend,

Would you like to hear my thoughts on black people's semen?

>>214002599
hi mousey

im gonna donate sperm to India via the mail and have 1000 of them (some will end up in the UK)

>>214002180
I see a problem, I don't want to perv at lasses in public. she should cover up for tempting my soul

I love sperm!

I love sperm!

bulgogi alfredo tangluccine

Lady came into work whom I'd met before when I was very drunk, said some horrid things to her that night.
Went into the bathroom until she had left, I hope she didn't see me. Most ashamed

I have caught 15,400 Pokemon now

baffling nonsense thread

WHALES!!

>>214002388
It's funny how so many of today's stories and the reports that come out that are ostensibly about the 'thing' itself are really centered around the exaggerated reactions from either side of the political spectrum. Like that's the real story, hearing how your perceived political enemy reacted thus confirming your belief that they're the ones in the wrong.

For every protest about migrants or trannies or whatever, there's a whole host of lads there with GoPros and microphones who don't care whatsoever about the issue (for or against) but whose goal is to make videos, primarily for the right wing youtube grift. Their slant is normally to the right, because that's where the big money is on youtube. But they don't particularly care.

Then as a counter to that, you have a whole host of credentialed journalists who have been sent to the protests solely to document the behaviour of the rorkes and gammons. These journalists eagerly follow around the police as they run or take the bus from scuffle to scuffle. For them, these boring rorkean incidents are the real story: a roundabout painted in a St George livery, a flag raised, a group of men standing near a fence. There's a good 2-3 articles in there to drum up fear around the ever-present right wing Nazi menace.

It's all a bit tiresome.

been a while lads haha how are we then

there are a couple of people around town who I made a very bad impression on and I see them all the time. I hope they know it wasn't the real me, I'm a munter when I'm drunk

not reading a single word of that monolithic tablet

>>214002726
Hair needs a brush, otherwise fine

>>214002716
shan't be reading this dreary screed

>>214002755
bring back hairbrush videos and booty dance videos

giving lots of warning on the porn ban so that everyone can download porn to have that to share via magnet links on tor, to protect the children

>>214002716
how do we end this

>>214002501
it's alri

might move to a new town and make some better impressions.

Been a while now, how have you cripplingly porn addicted freaks coped? Paid for VPNs? Foraged scraps frrom unblocked places?

actually read all of that scriber's tome

=)

>>214002792
Normies don't download porn in 2025, do they?

>>214002797
yeah?

>>214002735
in some ways it's better shutting yourself away getting shitfaced just listening to music. i would hate to remember doing stupid shit in public

inshallah am gonna be rich

>>214002716
phoar I want to go there to play Pokemon Go and follow around ambulances

>>214002806
I'm a Christian, I haven't watched porn in years

>>214002847
>I'm a Christian
diddle kids instead then?

>>214002916
Nah not like you mate

Rather than spend my few years on this planet trying to supposedly reconcile everything in my mind, I would just as soon be obedient to the simple truths. To hold on to a sovereign God apart from which there is no hope for man, universe, or all of creation. I will hold on to that

bob lee larch
or
barbell echo

just woke up. ive got to stop staying up till after 5am

I don’t understand how these low iq idiot footballers end up learning multiple languages yet here is me IQ 115 and I can’t even learn any other than English

>>214002935
I wouldn't do that. I dont watch porn either but saying it's because you are Christian is a little weird.

>>214002963
they're forced to learn

>>214002847
what's christ up to these days

>>214002792
need a new hardrive me

>>214002983
God knows

>>214002963
djokovic speaks like 8 languages or something

might learn alchemy, might concoct a potion or two

>>214002963
Immersion and a local gf/driver

>>214002960
the ginzos probably put basil instead of cilantro in it

concoct a good post, boring cunt

>>214003016
Tennis players are not the same as footballers though

>>214002963
If you were on £300,000/week I think you could spare a few quid for personal 1-to-1 lessons.

With that in mind, what's more bizarre is the footballers who DON'T bother to learn the language. Imagine if you had 2-3 private lessons from top tutors every week + immersion living there. You'd be fluent in a year.

>>214003044
proud of diego, always knew he had it in him

>>214003006
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>214002963
you must also be extremely low IQ if you can't work out how millionaires with the support of giant companies are able to achieve something successfully

>>214002963
it's called exposure
they are hearing the language every day and are forced to learn at least a bit
mind you, a lot of teams in europe use english as their language to make it easier

proper boring day at toil, should've gone pictures

concockting a wank desu

Balkan nidjas be like yeah I speak Croatian, Serbian, and Bosnian

made the one phonecall i needed to make today, just in the nick of time, and now as the oldies say i can 'turn off my mind, relax, and float downstream'...

>>214003044
Wogwick Davis

>>214003092
Good work lad, what's on tomorrow's agenda?

>>214002814
yh if you've got time to burn. i only watched it to get through a lonely cold night.....

>>214003060
what's the point learning to be fluent in a language when next season you could be playing in a different country?

>>214002963
Remember Joey Barton speaking French?

>>214003044
incelbros.... our response???

>>214003108
lol

>>214003056
all physical sports are runt tier except for golf

>>214003136
he's got a gimmick, women love a gimmick

>>214003044
is that pang pang and the cronem ive been hearing so much about

>>214003115
tomorrow never knows, haha. but in all seriousness tomorrow ill clean my car, ready for Friday evening when im going to a family barbecue.

I despise the word but this is actually woke

>>214003122
It's much more common for players to sign for 2-3 years than a single year. And it's not 0% or 100% where you can speak the language or you can't; the time you spend learning a language means you can get by much better than you would if you had no ability whatsoever, even if it isn't perfect.

English men went from drip drop to flip flop. Fashion is too drab these days

well you've completely sissified the malaysian /brit/, i hope you're happy

is abortion a form of eugenics because only poor people do it

Wild how there’s random like Armenians, Greeks, and North African Jews and stuff in French movies that you think are just French
We have this idea, and I think we inherited it from brits maybe, that French are really swarthy. When I was in France I pointed people out to my French friend that I thought looked French and he was annoyed and said they all looked like Italian people

>>214003212
>just ignore all the data Keir!
why is leftypoo like this

going co op, you want anything?

>>214003212
100 womens groups membership deserve to be raped

>>214003170
mmhmm x

nan's been blacked lads

>>214003236
haha yeah man thats nuts ay *walks away and talks to someone else*

>>214003256
yeah i like co ops chocolate croissants get me 2 please

>>214003290
We know you half cast wog

>>214003237
lol yeah what do women’s rights group know right?? It’s always protect the women with you lot until women speak and then it’s they’re clueless and don’t know what they are talking about

>>214003236
I just assume they're all french Algerians.

>>214003214
it really depends on the country
some teams in countries like netherlands and denmark for instance will use english for coaching and so there's no real point spending money and hours trying to learn the native language

in other cases, a brazilian playing in russia or japan (as many do) for instance, will have professional translators employed by the club

rorkes IGA haul

stolen chocolate tastes so good

used to work for Royal Mail

I will now open the floor to questions about working for royal mail

>>214003313
migration increases sexual assault on women. thats a categorical fact that cannot be refuted.
what they are saying is that they are willing to accept more women getting raped if it means more immigrants.

Stuffing my gob with pick n mix and making a break for it

>>214003161
Not really. Most footballers are from poor families and most tennis players grew up relatively wealthy

>>214003359
did you ever steal anyones drugs?

>>214003316
Like Charles Aznavour
Looks “French” to me but he’s actually Armenian

>>214003359
whats it like working at royal mail?

>>214003377
faustian

is walking a boring hobby

*falls through the floor that lad just opened*

>>214003359
Ever see that movie where they send all of those letters to Santa Claus and the US postal service decides a court case
that ever happen

>>214003359
how many sex toys did you see

>>214003402
no, walking is very cool and interesting.

>>214003370
feminists need rape to keep their grift alive.

>people on 4chan saying they don't watch porn
do you close the tab when someone posts a naked lady here?

>>214003402
Wanking? Yeah, do it all the time

DOING WORK AT WORK RN. KINDA MAD THAT INNIT

>>214003445
i put my hands over my eyes and keep scrolling

>>214003402
depends if you have a silly walk

>>214003445
i close my eyes, shout for my mum and she removes the images for me

>>214003212
Why do liberal leftoids hate pattern noticing so much?

it is quite mental how brazilians play football in pretty much every country

>>214003402
depends who is walking.
you? yeh its boring

>>214003359
thoughts on the scandal?

bought a fleshlight a few years ago and it was lush but i had to throw it away because i noticed fluorescent green mould growing on the vagina opening

>>214003370
small price to pay to ensure there are enough uber and doordash drivers

>>214003482
Women get that too

>>214003471
not really that mental though is it

>>214003212
Okay I'd like all the women who are apart of these NGOs to house a somali boat man for a week and see what happens

darkwoke patriots in control

When did you realise jews really are behind it and that they're biologically driven to subvert White societies?

>>214003352
The way I see it, these footballers don't understand that they could achieve mastery in literally any skill of their choosing, alongside being a professional footballer, via personal tuition with money being no object to them.

You have the resources to pay an expert to coach you for an hour a day in any discipline of your choosing. Admittedly it would be slightly harder for physical stuff like if they wanted to learn a new sport or a martial art or something but I'm confident they could do it if they roided.

The only real obstacle to learning new things is time and attention. If you or I wanted to learn anything, including a language, it would take much longer than it would for a footballer who can throw money at it. The progress you can make in anything with dedicated personal tuition is insane. The fact that they don't do this is stupid to me. Then again, if they're already making crazy money then why bother growing as a person since you've already 'made it'?

>>214003495
it kinda is
you could look at some japanese 4th division team and they'll have a random 28 year old brazilian striker

Someone should be the Antipope

>>214003482
that's because you never gave it a wash you grubby dog cunt

>>214003501
The cronem
The gherkin
Get them housed
Get them shagged
Ben Bernanke

>>214003501
roke mate we're bloody sick and tired of your interracial porn fantasies, comprende???

>>214003491
Women are disgusting, really.

the read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antipope_John_XXIII

>>214003531
A female friend of a friend really wants to fuck me and this is after her telling me about her just getting an abortion and complaining about yeast infections all night

>>214003522
i washed it after every use and even hung it up to dry every time but there's no real way to 100% get rid of the residual water inside the thing. they're just not worth it in the end

>>214003519
yeah almost like people play their favourite sport, fucking insane

>>214003484
i think thats the reasoning leftypol types lie to themselves with.
they are genuinely ok with a certain amount of nonces, rapists, and other assorted criminals entering the country if it means their status quo neoliberal dystopia can continue.
i thought they wanted to eliminate that sort of thing from happening? but their beliefs and actions actually favour the opposite.
its sickening

>>214003531
yh why would women be buying fleshlights

>>214003555
*soy alarm starts gently ticking like a geiger counter*

>>214003212
reality check: most women actually just enjoy getting raped

>>214003577
must be picking up activity from the user

fuck sake what's rorke been up to now

>>214003585
only the most deranged closeted AGP fags think this

>>214003387
No although I did handle parcels that, if I had to bet, I'd guess contained drugs. Like some shithole block of flats getting 2-3 small jiffy bags every day. Just a hunch.

>>214003395
I didn't enjoy it. There was a very boisterous, laddish culture in the sorting warehouse that I didn't fit into due to being a meek autistic lad. To add to that, most routes had 2 posties on them so you couldn't just be on your own once you got out in the van. Instead you had to sit alongside this other postie who hated you for being an uninteresting autistic prick and fed that back to the others at the sorting office.

The repetitive nature of the job also annoyed me. Working the same route every day for several weeks, knowing that I'd be doing the exact same thing tomorrow and there was no end to it. Also I fucking HATED delivering parcels: knocking on their door and stood there waiting only for no one to be in, then having to fill out a form. Had it only been letters I might have stuck to the job but fuck parcels.

>>214003415
Never seen it sorry.

>>214003424
None.

>>214003474
You're thinking of the Post Office, a separate company from Royal Mail.

>>214003558
fwiw i looked into moving to the UK to work a couple of years ago and the amount of hoops your government threw at me to become accredited was insane. Its legitimately easier to move to the UK as a non-contributor than as a professional lmao

20 WOMEN VS 2 SIDEMEN: MARLON & LACY EDITION

>>214003616
fucking screaming

co op didn't have any chocolate croissants, got you a lucozade instead

>>214003626
hello bitch

if you cant make your point in less then fifteen words then don't even bother

>>214003616
um, that's leftypol mate.

>>214003652
hey guuuuuuuurl x

>>214003616
too many mentally ill people about they need to open the asylums back up

>>214003515
plenty of footballers learn new languages or skills
your post is very vague and doesn't take into account the different classes of footballer (in terms of wealth) - a league 2 player on 1.5k a week can hardly 'throw money' at learning accounting or how to speak mandarin on top of his stressful job and home life

>>214003660
shut up bitch

raping my own arse

>>214003555
yeah most people typically dont travel thousands of miles to play for peanuts though

blud still types hotmail to get to his email

>>214003694
your mum plays with my peanuts

another week another telephathic schizophrenia bad vibe from someone else

>>214003662
there exists a cheaper solution

Evri has to be the worst courier service in the entire country never once have they actually delivered my parcel to the correct address

>>214003616
there goes toby then

>>214003686
okay guuuuuuuurl x

>>214003673
>someone on £6,000/month can't afford private tuition in mandarin or accounting

mate

>>214003709
yours are more like pine nuts

n00b5l4y3r@hotmail.com

>>214003722
my evri guy is an African in flip flops, hear him coming down the street

>>214003723
im not a pedo

>>214003720
lat pulldowns?

>>214003709
floored that freak

>>214003722
the drivers get like 50p per delivery what do you expect

oh yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

the biomass are basically just a giant ants nest

50p per delivery and they get a free car yeah? free car to go drive around and play Pokemon Go on their way to getting 50p?

>>214003748
if they did more of those then they wouldn't be nonces I reckon

mexican niggas be like
>im pedro

>>214003774
time to find the queen and put a stop to it

>>214003733
correct

im already Widowmaker

>>214003797
much to do.

niggering about the place

>>214003755
Thats only the case because Evri is a criminal company who takes advantage of immigration laws to hire africans for low wages

reckon that girl is legal age by now, brb

gay lads dog was barking at me, guy said he doesn't like big dogs or butch men, yeah fuck off poofter go nonce some kids leave me alone

get the dopey biomass employed at 1.50 an hour

>>214003851
>butch men
yoo-hoooo xx *bats my long girly eyelashes at you*

>>214003549
that is nasty. i wouldn't put my willy in a haunted bread oven

you can legally shag a girl who is 16 years old
if her father or anyone else lays a finger on you then you can have them charged with assault
reckon i should take advantage of these facts

wonder what the biomass do with all the money they send home

get the biomass chucking parcels over fences like chucking a javelin at a zebra

shout out to whoever is making the new, you a real g

I would take a £1.50 an hour WFH job for some pokcet money

get the brown biofuel incinerated

the biomass

the 'mass

>>214003890
That’s not true haha you’re clueless

having illegal thoughts

the 'mass grows larger

>>214003906
get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant

>>214003935
what about it isnt true

Grindr goonsesh: pending

get the brown biofuel on factory conveyor belts leading into white hot fission reactors

>>214003982
>>214003982
>>214003982

>>214003958
>>214003958
>>214003958
get it posted in

I reckon Whygena/reggie (the) comic era thing was just a sad artist/in pain and change in his story, and that it was - thankfully - just about him
I mean I think I have probably already figured it out
reading about some other things from the past and learning about all that they did to me. it was quite fun. its pretty fulfilling even though I dont want to do childcare, except that it doesnt help with your-own-child -care

>>214004016
they dont care about you at all

>>214004042
yeah, I agree, and also its fine. but they owe me now
I know that to them I dont exist so far as or outside of the comic if that was trying to harm me and not about them

beautiful
biomass
britain