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>>214023934
No, fck off!

>>214021928 (OP)
real previous: >>214021926

just gooned but now i have nothing else to do today
it's so over, billions must die

>>214023976
i haven't jacked off in over a week

>>214023976
Ok.

Last night I became so chinese my eyeballs and my organs started vibrating.

Guys what is m00t doing right now

>>214024004
plowing his asian girlfriend

>>214024004
Working for Google.

>>214024004
no one knows since google kicked him out, maybe posting as an anon somewhere 0_0

>>214023997
I could make her squirt and moan with 1 simple trick

>>214021928 (OP)
Adolfry Griddler

>>214023997
this pic smells musty

I see attractive women who are with unattractive men all the time both online and IRL, so clearly women aren’t as shallow as incels claim

don't forget.

>>214024037
Bodied those chuds

kind of remarkable that on a site filled with doxxers and stalkers no one knows what moot is currently up to

>>214024037
incels are never ever in the right

>>214024037
incels on 4chan and in /cum/ literally never interact with women so of course they don't know anything about reality

>>214024037
orbiters to fill time between getting railed by chad

>>214024028
>>214024035
lewd

>>214024058
I think they are right to a degree but they get tunnel vision on certain aspects of women’s behavior and lose sight of reality

what was the point of the last thread
are we just posting to post, typing to type, sending meaningless nothings out into the ether that will be forgotten the second its posted

Now that shitting on Israel has become mainstream and normies are doing it, is it still cool?

the goyim know

>>214024066
Tell us more about your cuck fantasies

I download my dream to computor

>>214024072
in situations like this i ask myself what would hitler think

>>214024087
quit projecting, orbiter

Computer, show me NUDETAYNE.exe

Twitter whore I am parasocially in love with had her only hardcore video leak so I coomed like 3 times in a row, it wasn't even that good, it was just kind of a generic cock worship bj and he didn't even cum ln her face, but I still love her so much I used it multiple times

is caring about bodycount still relevant in 2025?

I may be a friendzoned beta orbiter but I am not a cuck

I can’t post from my IP range on my computer but I can post just fine on my phone using the same internet

grim thread thus it must be said

hasan ended the stream what am i supposed to do now

if any of you are girls be real with me, why not have sex with me? why? would it cost you anything? no, sex is free

>>214024129
I am high on weed so I'm not posting rn

>>214024124
Did you try to delete your cookies?

only leftists hate israel

I remember once in high school I went to hang out with this one girl I was interested in and when we were driving back I she insisted that she stops by her ex’s house and they talked for like 8 minutes. I was absolutely HUMILIATED
btw he was white same as me

Just deleted my tinder, bumble, and hinge.

>>214024133
Ye lookin rough these days

Dubs and I post a high school pic of myself

>>214024139
t. Rajesh Singh Kapoor

>>214024145
Yea I absolutely regret trying those. A complete waste of my time and a humiliation ritual

F

>>214024145
no :(
don't give up anon
you'll find the one someday
you are deserving of love!

>>214024158
denounce Mohammed

After about 8-10 hours of making my dating profiles I am at the following:
>Tinder
0 matches, 2 likes. Both are obese whales even after boosting for 30 min. Swiped through every profile in my area
>Hinge
0 matches, 0 likes. Used all my likes for the day
>Christian dating app
0 matches, 5 likes. Some of them are definitely obese whales based on the blurry profile pics.
>Gamer dating app
1 match, 1 like. The like is some black girl and im only into white women. The match looks like a qt based on her one pic, but also mentions she is curvy. We’ll see how that shakes out.


Thinking of trying Bumble, Duet, and another app out tomorrow. There are definitely beautiful girls on these apps but lots of people that I just left swipe out due to my standards. What prompted me to get on dating apps was seeing this very beautiful girl at a community event on Sunday. She is no super model 10/10 for some but she was just very cute in my eyes and i think she was looking back at me most of the times i tried to gaze upon her beauty. I would love to get to know her more and in a better life care for her, protect her, cherish her…

Without the autism within me I would’ve asked her out there, and if I ever see her again I will gather the courage from GOD himself to approach her and ask her out.


Alas, I’ve yet to see her on any app. She could be married or dating for all I know, she didn’t have a ring thoughever. To think, born under different circumstances this game wouldn’t even be played and we would simply live happily ever after

>>214024167
shit in a toilet

In high school this guy I didn't even know that well started telling me about fucking his gf one day and then he was like "pretty hot huh?" and the situation was awkward so I was just like "uh yeah I guess" and then he looked at me super serious and was like "yeah which do you wish you were? me fucking my gf or my gf getting fucked by me?" and he held eye contact and I was like "uhm haha yeah idk that's weird man" and left I would have let him fuck me if he had asked though he was hottish

>>214024161
yeah, ded franchise

I was actually much happier and healthier when I was a normie-lite reddit lib but I can't go back after the advent of soyjaks
Everything changed after those came on the scene

>>214024170
>dating profiles
I genuinely wish you the best of luck, but it's a pointless endeavour. Even normie males struggle on dating apps, for us social retards it's quite hopeless I'm afraid.

Racism is not kosher

still can't believe this chick exists and Anon fucked it all up

I hate farting with a passion

i can save her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VRPqqufGlg

>>214024160
They have ruined dating and are disastrous for society
>>214024163
I won't be finding love on those predatory apps

look if you have a job i'm sorry but dont push that shit on me, try to look beyond the narrow frame of mind you've been indoctrinated into

>>214024196
lmao

13 hours into the day I'm finally getting something done

>>214024217
you're leeching off your parents

>>214024200
>farting with a passion

is it even possible to do it half-assed though?

I used tinder and bumble back in 2021-2022 and all I got out of it was a few humiliating dates and an incomplete blowjob from an 18 year old Latina who was in her senior year of high school

i stink

>>214024232
yea but they dont mind, my brother has a job and he lives basically the exact same way i do except he works

>>214024201
trauma from sexual assault by people you trust is very funny!

>he browsed SomethingAwful
just log off already tranpa

Peak of human existence was being a 19th-century intelligent curious European aristocrat
There wasn't such a glut of depressing information like there is today, and the future didn't seem so bleak, so you could actually increase your happiness by studying instead of it instilling you with a sense of doom
The world was just beginning to become interconnected in every part, but travel was still slow, which allowed some sense of adventure and mystery to remain

>>214024196
post more of these humiliation webms if you've got em, I never tire of this

boomers are kinda based for putting survival of the fittest into practice

>>214024262
i can save you

total normgroid death

all good things must cum to an end

jeets just wanna have fun

>>214024296
Why can't they have fun in India?

It's too damn hot out today!

awwwwww what a cute widdle baby :3

The Amazing Digital Circus is pretentious but not as bad as Hazbin Hotel

finna blow up the terlit

https://www.amazon.ca/Samsung-24-inch-Curved-Monitor-Refresh/dp/B0DY2YDR36

I wanna buy this. Should I buy this?

real schizo jeet hours

>>214024321
You and I have very different definitions of pretentious.

>>214024194
My hope doesn’t lay within the apps themselves. I’m seeking the angel I saw this past Sunday. Should my thought that she was looking back at me with the same feelings of a future to be told be correct then asking her on an app could save me a life of regret. She has seen me and my athletic prowess in person. My stature and presence, not seen often these days.

>>214024280
they couldn’t goon so i have it better

>>214024301
perhaps the urkelkin will show them the way home

>>214024323
send that freak flying

>>214024326
no. at least get a 120hz monitor

isnt sucking a penis kinda lesbianish for women to do, i mean, its like sucking a long boob and drinking milk out of it, like im not the only one to notice this, sigmund freud talked about it as well, anyway lesbians like dildos and strapons and a penis is the next closest thing, im not so sure that sucking penis is a straight woman activity idk

>>214024334
Okay maybe I should say digital circus fans are pretentious. Acting as if it is some incredible work of fiction when really it has good 3D animation which does a lot of carrying

the area between my balls and ass smells like blueberry pie but not fresh blueberries smell- more like artifical blueberry

/cum/ is a very racially diverse general. We got whites, blacks, Hebrew Israelites, Mexicans, Asians, and a depressed Arab living in France

What is the etymology of the term Ganking

>>214024359
i dont believe you
>>214024370
what about redditjeet

>>214024370
you forgot indians sirr please fucking help me

>>214024370
I'm indo-caribbean but I just tell people I'm mexican

gradually as we endure these hardships and accept them as normal that's when we finally earn the right to get drunk and be emotionally distant

>>214024388
i'm gonna rub your head for good luck

>>214024388
Do you ever get mad about what happened to your land

>>214024388
So you are a jeet from the Caribbean islands?

>>214024399
Which land? India?

>>214024217
thoughts? >>214024175

im really the only white person in these threads

how old are y’all? i’m 2

sounds about white

Bizarre that places like Suriname exist.

im back

>>214024412
Yeah, most of my family is from Guyana

I'm a 22 year old white boy

>>214024341
THE true gooner of today traps his mind in a prison of discontent. NOTHING he sees in real life will mirror his fantasies. NOBODY he meets will satisfy his thirst for absurdly massive breasts and buttocks, for woman of the 0.01%. That is precisely why as they continue to destroy reality and replace it with their gooner temptations they follow the path of the tranny, “if I can’t find the women I want, surely I can become her.”

A similar problem plagues women as well. Not many in real life are as attractive as the filtered, photoshopped men they can see online. These .01% build an ideal in their brain which they will never attain in real life. They will hope and hope and eventually the time is ticking and a choice is to be made: settle or have their genetics lost to time

>>214024426
You must be 18 or older to post here, babyanon.

>>214024341
They wouldn't care for that
It's difficult to imagine what they would make of the modern world at all really, but I'd like to make them listen to all the different types of music we have now

>>214024419
Yea probably, as you can see by this picture I’m BLACK

>>214024426
someone will report you for being underaged and you will get banned

not so fast, fbi agent

>>214024426
25* sorry im retarded

>>214024418
my thoughts appear in the form of a sledgehammer being swung at your skull

>>214024444
KITTIN!

>>214024426
goo goo gaga my nigger

>>214024444
I want that hand on my ass

>>214024428
this is some fucking bernstein bears bullshit, this country did not exist until like 2 weeks ago, I had never heard of it, I had never seen it, it did not exist then some fucking tik tocker brought it up one day and I've seen it mentioned like 20 times in the last week

>>214024439
i once got a 3 day ban for shitposting that i was some ridiculous age like 5 years old :/

>>214024446
>>214024439
IT WAS A TYPO JANNY PLEAAAAAASE DONT

>>214024464
surprised you didn't get a perm, jannies used to do that even if you were joking

my soccer team won today

>>214024415
I thought you meant indigenous, but yea what’s your opinion on the current state of India

>>214024470
which

>>214024477
my USLC team

>>214024464
You don't make jokes about not following the rules.

>>214024470
Club Internacional de Fútbol Miami?

>>214024463
convergent dimensions are imploding, you're going to see a lot more of that shit in the coming years as our chronological orbits decay and we collide with adjacent realities

>>214024472
Looks pretty bad man. I feel pretty much no connection to it because my ancestors have been in the americas for a couple centuries now

>>214024463
> this country did not exist until like 2 weeks ago
i think you're just fuckin retarded anon. american education at work.

>>214024486
>MLSoy

sometimes it’s femboys

>>214024484
which.

>>214024467
they did that for legal reasons, since the site hosts pornography they were genuinely afraid of getting in real shit for exposing minors to porn

>>214024497
WHAT ABOUT FEMBOYS

when you think about it not getting married for women is like what being an incel is for men

>>214024506
how come reddit never did that...or did they idk feel like you just clicked "yes I'm 18 lmao xD"

>>214024495
I had a perfect grade in geography

>>214024518
>hmmm yes this user was born in 1875? Seems legit

>>214024518
Reddit wants to expose minors to porn because they're all pervert troon groomers.

>>214024519
https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/world
don't come back until you can get at least 160

>>214024463
its always existed, no one gives a fuck about those three colonies though since theyre irrelevant and full of people like africans, indians, and japanese and not actual sudamericanxs

>>214024530
so true

I wish broke niggas would stop hatin

Are you guys watching tennis? The mixed doubles final is on

>>214024533
I am not taking a quiz if timelines are shifting that shit will be inaccurate again in a week anyway

Quick, tell me the best Paul Thomas Anderson movie and I’ll tell you if you’re right

just received my first "so true" reply. feeling blessed.

>>214024554
Hard Eight obviously

If there’s anything you must keep its faith in the LORD almighty, for HE will lead you to all that your heart desires.

>>214024556
it's a LOL canadian meme guess y ou gotta be funnier

wtf are these captchas even becoming man

>>214024571
if 4chan adds these i stop posting

>>214024556
Magnolia, objectively

>>214024554
all of them are kinda shit but phantom thread is the least-shit

PTA is a hack

>me

>>214024578 meant for >>214024554

>>214024554
Who?

Just smashed the ball of my ankle off a 25lbs dumbell on the floor.

Today, we fast, in tattered rags, buffeted by icy winds. But tomorrow, my friends, we shall feast in their fire-lit halls, and cast lots for their silks and furs.

>>214024597
Sounds like a lot of bullshit man
I'm gonna stay in my tent and jerk off

I'll be your cuckleberry

>>214024560
No way
>>214024587
No way
>>214024591
No way
>>214024578
Sure
>>214024580
No way, sure

we need more people talking about how women want to be raped and how they fall in love with their rapists

shot a tissue at the wastebasket and missed it entirely

A six pack is a lot of beer

keep hearing pops and bangs in the distance and thinking it's the chinese finally invading but then I open my window and it's just nogs on Kawasaki Ninjas

there's no possible way that /brit/ is worse than this.

we need more brazillians to be banned form the internet

>>214024641
oh, sweet summer child...

Bro go for a morning run and then hit a double shot of espresso

>>214024657
fuck that, Im already on my feet all day at work

Pashtun females are so attractive

>Pakistan is 15% Pashtun!

its time to stop shoving your head in the sand and deal with the facts and realities of this world and the nature of women

I'M ON THAT JORDANIAN SHIT

>too hot inside
>too many mosquitos outside
I suffer

does it really matter that you have more money than me if i'm physically stronger than you? put bill gates in front of me and i'll crush that pipsqueak like an empty can

does it really matter that you have more money than me if i'm better armed than you? put Mike Tyson in front of me and i'll blast that pipsqueak with my 7mm rifle

if only you knew how beautiful you really are...

>>214024708
a mosquito or a tiny ass spider or something bit me right on the bend of my finger and its been itching all fucking week

>>214024507
They’re sexy

>>214024533
Palestine is listed as an indepentend country on this quiz.

I’ve never met a gay man

>>214024754
I have. they just slap your ass or grope it as a way to say hi. it's weird

>>214024688
kek

why shouldnt I buy a naruto shirt

i've never been raped

what happens if you castrate people just before puberty? like do they grow up stronger and healthier? do they still feel sexual pleasure?

catberg wants me to play with him but i can barely fucking breathe because of this cold.

>>214024767
kek

>>214024750
it is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_recognition_of_Palestine

>>214024789
kek

>>214024774
idk
i remember reading some interesting shit about eunuchs in the imperial chinese court but i forgot it all because it will never be relevant to know

I can rub them for you

>>214024793
All the important countries don't recognize it.

I’m extremely uncomfortable with LGBT people going into the nature. Please stay in your over-socialized urban cuckdens

I would've been a little taller right now if my parents knew more about nutrition when I was a kid

>>214024750
let's boycott

i'm the guy who bullies jason out of /cum/
ama

>>214024833
How large is your penis?

there are over 1 million groypers just in the United States and over 100k in Mexico and over 50k in Canada

Good point

>>214024833
so... fvcking... zased

>>214024839
I would say that this is just one retarded woman and doesn’t reflect them all but that like count is worrying

>>214024533
what the fuck is timor-leste
they have a million+ people and i never heard of them, and they even use our currency

>>214024795
>>214024789
>>214024767

PRAISE KEK

I miss hipsters. I miss that whole Obongo era

>>214024835
Obviously small if he feels the need to be mean to another anon for no good reason

Crazy that hipsters basically took back Brooklyn from the brown horde. They’re like modern day pioneers

>>214024855
It was the country featured in Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow

Good news it seems like the PC is arriving tomorrow despite just shipping out today. Crossing half of Canada in a day is impressive.

one bottle of twink stink please

>>214024855
No one's heard of it but they had one of the worst genocides ever

>>214024771
And yet you’ve lived your life hitherto as fearfully as THE RAPED. Clinging only to that which comforts and not putting yourself in a position to struggle for what’s truly meaningful in life. When the people of the future read your story, will you turn the tide towards something greater or drown in your comforting misery

>>214024855
Indonesia committed genocide there in the 90s

>>214024835
20cm length 9cm girth
>>214024866
>no good reason

>>214024855
It used to be called East Timor, which might be more familiar?

I let everyone down

>>214024963
i'll call you if i'm ever stuck in a tree

China WON
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_largest_fast_food_restaurant_chains

It's kind of weird how we've been conditioned to associate certain flavors and scents with cleanliness, like lemon and mint. If my toothpaste tasted like cheese, for example, I wouldn't feel clean at all

I'm nonbinary

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lCkQea6i9oI

Which drugs does this feel like? I need

she chuck on my sneed till i bust

>>214024981
I thought about going nonbinary because I’m kind of effeminate in some ways but I decided I feel more comfortable staying as a good ol’ he/him.

still kino

mellow rock song with only 92k views, give it a cheeky listen
https://youtu.be/9dFAYdbe6KM?list=RD9dFAYdbe6KM

No thanks I’ll stick to hotel california

>>214024914
1975-1998
Amy Goodman was there in 1991 covering it and soldiers beat her up

driving makes me very anxious

YE JUST DROPPED A NEW COIN…WHAT WE THINKING BOYS?

W FAPS OR L GOONS?

Already have the ol Ludwig Van if im feeling like a cheeky listen

>>214025024
>>214025042
:(

>>214025037
same but only because everyone becomes a giga asshole when they get behind a wheel

America was founded on genocide btw

Wrong it was founded on land.

>>214025037
get a fuckhueg truck

>>214025017
pretty cool

America runs on dunkins by the way

>>214025017
Cool song. I like Soundgarden but I only know their oldest stuff.

Happiest place on Earth? Yep. It's in America.

>>214025040
HITLERCOIN?

I look like this and do this

has anyone ever tried recreating that fight club movie in real life

mexicans at least have culture

piece of shit foobar, when did I ever set you to repeat

>>214025145
post library

>>214025151
I would but for some reason its completely erased

>>214025130
yeah i think joe rogan does that and talks over it, it's called the NFT or something

The only wars that mattered in North America were the 7 years war, American Revolution, and 1812 because they solidified Anglo dominance and showed the world the power of the white man is not to be questioned.

>>214025082
:)
>>214025091
>oldest stuff
I don't gell with most of Ultramega OK and Louder than Love, but the early version of Beyond the Wheel is fucking kino
https://youtu.be/cOoqtp-FDAQ?list=RDcOoqtp-FDAQ

>watching a spooky movie
>children are singing a nursery rhyme but 25% slower than normal
I'M FREAKIN OUT MAN

Lemme get uhh... Goth, gyaru, muscle dommy mommy tomboy, cinnamon roll daddy's girl MILF. Make her an elf too.

Extol me

if i ever get the bulging muscles i dream of i will start taking muay thai classes to become even more dangerous to women

Nick Fuentes' paternal grandfather was 100% Mexican and he died of a overdose
his maternal grandfather was Italian and he committed suicide

>nick fuentes fan
>mexican pedophile
jokes write themselves

I don’t understand my own sexuality

imma poop on y’all gramma grave lmao

i've never seen more than 15 seconds of this nick fuentes character
why is he so polarizing and what happened recently where people wont shut the fuck up about him

>>214023950
Anime

>spic fuentes
my fist.
his face.
forever.

I woke up in a new Bugatti

>>214025255
I think he'd prefer it in his asshole

>>214025253
it's just that mexican retard

>>214025253
He's an incredibly obnoxious gay fed who exists to fragment the right with an army of brown retards who follow his every bidding

nick the spic? love that guy

i couldnt survive one day in poop jail

>>214025268
ya know, this actually pretty succinctly sums of the spicfuentes thing

ayo this nigga loves GUYS

i heard in jail they don't let you goon
that's really fucked up

>>214025297
nick fuentes? yeah he's gay

>>214025297
sounds pretty GAY to me JAJAJAJAJAJA

my horny ass couldn’t last one DAY in poop jail

>>214025303
you can only goon if you're the ringleaders bitch

i would run the penitentiary

really craving a burger

>tfw good at nothing
why live?

i would run the penistentiary

evilest burger in da world!

you wake up in poop jail. what’s your first move?

if only you had kissed her all those years ago your life would be very different

me and my poons (poop goons from the Poopyan Nation) in poop jail

>>214025346
why not?

if i get huge muscles and then get a gf i will forever think she only likes me for my muscles because that's exactly what happened

>>214025368
forgot pic

Sup my niggas

last

real last

I will create the new

real real last

>>214024072
Yes

>>214024170
Anon, delete that filth from your phone and go sit in a sauna somewhere.

i feel a poo coming

>>214025037
If you do it as a job you narrow it down to a couple truly scary and the rest is the nothing background noise of your day. I fear fresh off boat thirdies who drive like they did in India. I fear old people going 10km under limit. Those two things are 99% of my close calls. Not the ricer racers, not the pickup tailgate and no signal lane changers. Not motorcycle suicidalists.

>>214029891
here it's niggers in delivery vans and semis from eastern europe trying to kill everyone