Thread 214081881

sabrina 'dish

neoliberal bull logging in

seek professional help. the people here are obviously immoral and degenerate

>>214081881 (OP)
Need to munch on her arse coffee

>>214081862
>28-7
did the goalies go for a pint or what?

>>214081939
cold af

14 onyx gettin twitchy for em two

>>214081915
ziedy at the gherkin x
servicing the cronem mhm

>>214081939
You are wrong Leonidas!! You are wrong!!

Right, now this might sound a bit strange, but hear me out.

>>214081939
emma watson ass looking mfer

>>214081881 (OP)
Sad arse and a ugly face

>>214081947
t. manlet skeleton with no friends or family or skills or hobbies that wants to rape dead children

I like dark green. It looks elegant and sophisticated.

was about to touch my face and fingers smelled like actual arse
must have been from wiping earlier

Little Belgian, little Belgian
He's posts for hours
He never showers
His cock is fucking tiny

>>214082026
Agreed

Is there any way to change where the quick reply box opens up on mobile? It forces me to the top of the page now. Didn't do this on my old phone I swear

>>214082074
They can't bring themselves to blame Israel loool

In bed already sometimes you just gotta call it a day. Been a shit one ngl

cronem chiefing that loud pack rn

that is a rorke donezo if i ever saw one

>>214082077
kys

>>214081963
mental you can have a job like this and it pays 35k but in the US it would be 200k

Saw a woman today in the supermarket who must have been at least 6'4, she was with her boyfriend who was the same height

sir jacket wearer

>>214082132
But I don't mine Turks

the UK has actual military trained sudanese and eritrean refugees

>>214082123
You're not though

Sometimes I think I must have died some time long ago.
With all the wondrousness in the world to be discovered and enjoyed, how can this not be heaven? :)

10 cm? Surely not

>10cm and thin
HA! HA! HA!

>>214082123
ziedy chiefing that cronem spliff rn

I'm 6 foot and get heightmogged by women every day

>>214082142
ahhh classic meme this

>>214082142
Dios mio!

>>214082178
sensual hip movement

>>214082211
brit slags are fucking tanks

Oh how you gonna believe us
Oh how you gonna believe us
Oh how you gonna believe us
It's 10 cm and thin

>>214082178
O'Donohue's crush

What is the demographic of this website?

>>214082264
me

>>214082211
im 5'6 and actually do get heightmogged by women and some girls

>>214082237
God I wish I was her toilet.

Shooting fat awful disasters right down my cakehole

Posting in a different edition like an absolute mong
Is this worth getting? And for the angry American in the other thread: it doesn't mention what the portions are

For rorke it's a BMW M3.
For leftypol it's one of those Nissan cube things.

>>214082275
a clue gained

>>214082275
ain't her farts good enough lad? gotta be the poos yeah?

collapse zeidys mums skull in with a brick

>>214082276
Wait you have to pay for the naan and rice separate? My Indian includes it for less than a tenner

>>214082133
kys

Don't hear much from Brick these days

In certain respects, an alpha chad has more in common with an omega autist than with a beta normie.

>>214082330
Yeah I feel like the brown men are scamming me here

>>214082319
she already had her pussy collapsed by a BBC and Zeidy culd do nun but peek

>>214082281
The gf

>>214082343
y he be lookin like dat

>>214082343
Rorke's little mate the morning after in Ibiza

Naan tastes very good with a cup of coffee. The coffee accentuates the naan's flavor.

>>214082353
Yeah. Defo not worth it, but who am I to tell you x

>>214082351
Only in that they have no anxiety

had a bad day

can someone post poo seal to cheer me up

>>214082343
Cat the Ripped

2010. living in halls. having the fucking time of my life.
all downhill from there.

these gazans have been getting 'genocided' for like 3 years, sick of hearing about this pretendacide

>>214082287
Gain this
*Farts under the covers while gripping the inside of your arse*

>>214082276
>>214082353
>>214082330

>>214082395
Bleh. Really craving a curry but everything is just too expensive

lauren mayberry sex arse

>>214082415
Here you go lad

>>214082443
Oh another webm is it
*hides the post out of instinct*

>>214082343
achievable natty?

>>214082458
good post

>see a black woman under 30
>Immediate brick up

Not sure what's changed.

giga brit slags my favorite genre of women

Watching a video that's over an hour long about Super Mario 64 speedrunning. Meanwhile lads my age are getting their dicks wet as we speak. My life is a movie!!!!!

>>214082351
I'm a real sigma male

>>214082500
post 432 more then

>>214082415
<3

>>214082511
i was watching a 2 hour long dmc1 video until i realised it's just a guy repeating what's happening in the game

>>214082455
Get a supermarket readymeal curry

>Giant rat found rotting in 'absolutely filthy' Indian restaurant kitchen
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/giant-rat-found-rotting-absolutely-5864362

>>214082498
high t

>>214082566
pooja's missing pet

painting the inside of a house the same colour as the outside of a house

>>214082351
Omegas are just looking to take down Alphas and become the new Alpha in the pack, while Sigmas just mew.

>>214082560
some of them are actually really nice

Nice work DTFIB

>>214082113
night x

>>214082511
ktim but watching minecraft challenge videos

>Pictured: Inside filthy Indian takeaway where dead mouse was found liquefied
Council workers visited Tandoori Mahal for a surprise inspection - this is what they found
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/pictured-inside-filthy-indian-takeaway-13696285

Dollymong

>>214082511
I love SM64. Is it this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fygcK24ok4c

when i was drunk last night i took my clothes down off the washing line because it was getting dark and put them back in the washing machine so now i need to wash them again

watching vtubers and binging on maccies on a friday evening while guys 15 years younger than me are getting prime pussy

>>214082617
happnin shagger

Timmy crush

>>214082628
well that was silly wasn't it

>>214082629
Another 15 and you'll be well looked after

>>214082622
It actually is, what the fudge

>>214082631
Top LOLs

The devils lettuce, AGAIN

>>214082644
LOL

>>214082629
Maccies delivered by a brown fellow or did you go and get it yourself?

>>214082685
of course it was a brown fellow from south america

>>214082685
Oh give the racism a rest, Rorke. It's 2025

>>214082670
LOL dat whiteboy weed got him trippin

>>214082653
yeah
>>214082657
yeah

>>214082657
washing lines aren't just a tarq thing are they?

>>214082272
As a 5'7 zoomer it is fucking brutal for us out there now. Zoomettes are pretty much all taller than me on average.

>>214082670
>cannabis addict
add it to the list

Heathermong melty for the 1001th night in a row

He's 53 years old by the way

>>214082714
Cor
Total zoomette dominance, it's time that women become the dominant physical gender

>>214082700
you wank to black cocks LOL

>>214082500
Right let's begin.

>She's just finished her protein shake and done her last set of squats.
>She gets up, holds her stomach and starts pacing to the changing room
>You now know it's time to pounce and leap into action
>you know the schematics of this office building, you know where the cisterns lie, loosen the panel and your in
>Soon you hear panting, a frustrated grunt, then silence until you hear twin snakes of bliss hit the bottom of the bowl
>She tries to flush but youve sabotaged it, she panics, wipes and gets out
>Now it's time to grab your prize from the white plate of destiny

>>214082708
the poo gives it more flavour

5'7 yardie goon bashing oval baton silly down 6'0 katy luh back x

>>214082714
How tall are your parents?

>>214082670
He didn't mean it

been here since covid and still don't know how to detect thread personalities aha x

>>214082687
Noice

>>214082687
>>214082644
>>214082556
Need to choke on their scat

london is simply not britain

>>214082806
based london bulls

this thread is just dtfic “arguing” with schizos now great stuff

can't believe coomer party is dead
no uploads since july

>>214082714
5'7" is chad height

>>214082806
>hiya

had a few alcoholic lager beers and a share bag of kettle chips

I am making a mixture of peas cabbage onion and mashed potato to have with smoked salmon would it be better to add tomato or red capsicum or both or neither

>>214082806
ive never done this
dont talk to strangers

Diversity is a strength

FAO /brit/ stockport mafia lads:
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/live-emergency-services-respond-incident-32331817

>>214082834
it's fucking grim. my favourite whore hasn't had her page updated since may and apparently she's doing anal now

Imagine though that women just start growing to 6' and beyond, while men begin to shrink
Scientists trying to figure out what the hell is going on but lots of men like me will be saying "cor"

*pushes an agenda*

gcse maths bros....

>>214082834
Simpcity, lad
Don't tell keir

>nearly saw an escort again
Well that's a few quid saved

>>214082806
Once, really early in the morning, during winter when it was completely dark, on the way to work/train station some man said "morning" to me
I was so shocked at being greeted that the most I could manage was to mumble out a sort of "m-mo-mornin", I still remember this because it's the only time it ever happened

Two AA batteries on my desk. They won't be used for a while, they'll just be laying around until duty eventually calls

>>214082870
not near davenport so im good
but hunkered down in case of any fallout

>>214082848
toxic positivity bs

>>214082806
why do quizzes even include a "don't know" option. if you dont know then you shouldn't be doing the quiz fuck off. force them to answer

>>214082757
Mum is 5'1 and Dad (was) 5'9

>>214082891
Uh where's the don't know option?

>>214082899
I always say I'll never do it again then I'm on the 'va 'eet likea dog eating beetroot

>>214082891
this is some einstein shit

>>214082891
forgot to say that calculator is allowed on this
LMAO

>>214082870
Did she jump?

>>214082899
preemptive wanking can save you thousands

>>214081939
The classic “aged like fine wine” moid

>>214082870
Cheers mate shared in Edgeley

got an A* in A-level maths and now I earn 12 pound something an hour

>>214082891
shieeed iono

>>214082939
u cheeky cunt

(*^-^*)

>>214082434
KYS

>>214082870
bet it was them dirty cheadlians

>>214082949
Really? Don't you just multiply the 7 by 2.6

>>214082891
6 beers in and scratching my head over this

Me? Have literally never got less than an A in any academic setting. All As at GCSE, all As at AS-Level, all As at A-Level, First Class Honours at Uni. It's called not being a fucking retard.

climb 'em chap
or
becalm chimp

>>214083007
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>214082951
do you want to divide 84000 by 18.2?

got a gce in maths and art me

>>214083067
give it a rest mate

>>214083041
did maths at uni but I'm a bit drunk so just looked at it and thought nah I'm not doing that

the thing is if you challenge his lie he can just call you stupid

>>214082942
I recommend mouthwash or TCP. Their fannies are poison.

I can't stop myself either.
>>214082962
Im shit at haggling as well otherwise I could just get a massage

>>214083087
willikins twitching at this

Cor
Get the bloody SimpCity forum account made Rorke

>>214082891
Town B?

84,000 / 7 = 12,000 per square mile
12,000 / 2.6 to get the value per square kilometre since miles are bigger

Town A is 4615 per square kilometre

Girlfriend asked me about my Uni years. Brushed it off with an "aha was a bit of a loser aha lol" because I think she'd think less of me if she knew about my suicide attempts and hermitage.

IT IS A CALCULATOR PAPER

>>214083085
drew these kettles for art at school

my gran has had them up framed in her living room for years now, thanks gran

>>214083087
Howling at the thought of some deranged battys wanking their knobules over bradley's trotters

Got an Æ in Maths

>>214082905
get the game boy color out lad

goal !! harry kane !!

>>214083110
Never licked one out. Only ever vag sex with a johnny

my friend's a level results spelt dude

mad how throw away lines from parents get stuck in your head. one of my only memories from my nan which I remember is her calling me a "stupid boy" on my birthday. probably spent thousands of hours with her, creating cherishable memories, but all I remember is those two words she probably said in a moment of frustration.

drinking wine and feeling fine

rough

>>214083212
oh my days

Getting the biomass ground up into dust and covertly scattered onto random surfaces around other biomasses houses

got a longish flight tomorrow. cba with that but will be glad when I get there

>>214083125
My answer might be wrong, don't know. I got a B in GCSE maths. Failed A level because I was mentally ill.

>>214083235
Which part of Rwanda are you off to

>>214083258
That's him brutally raped

>>214083258
The part where your mum is

>>214083222
hulk hogan at 35

Took a beer out of the fridge and suddenly remembered that I bought it uncooled during a hot spell. Could have opened it on the table but I stood it in the sink and I haven't seen so much foam since I started wanking.

Felt really smart with myself there, I did.

>>214083140
I like going to nan's house and she still has stuff like this from years ago.

Don't write Diego off until Graham Norton returns
If he's posting like this when that comes back then yeah, that'd be fair

>>214083222
>harrelson's hairline at 21
christ

>>214083125
>12,000 / 2.6
right but is that larger or smaller

>>214083140
That's pretty good mate. And that's cute of your gran for keeping them up :)

used to watch WWF wrestling as a kid and one time I saved up all my pocket money so we could buy the wrestlemania PPV where The Rock fought Steve Austin

it was on at like 3AM in UK time so it had to be set up to record on the ol' VHS. Ran down stairs in the early hours of the morning excited to watch it and it had recorded the first 2 minutes then nothing else

>>214083309
this is the anglo indian future we're fightring for

>>214083348
that's tragic
you must have been so sad
(i used to do the same but it worked lol)

>>214083324
Not rare for men
Just Hollywood gets the bigger stars into hairpieces (i.e. Shatner) far earlier

When his balls hit your head
And your under mums bed
That's the belgian

wagey wagey don’t look ragey jews will lock you in their cagey
neets neet pip so don’t be lazy

Getting a few cans sucked
Got a couple of bokkles lined up too

>>214083222
Rebecca Howe, played by Kirstie Alley, joined Cheers in its sixth season. Kirstie Alley was 37 years old when she joined the cast of Cheers in 1987.
To determine the ages of other main cast members when Kirstie Alley joined, we need to know their birthdates and the date she joined the show (1987).
Ted Danson (Sam Malone): Born December 29, 1947. In 1987, Ted Danson would have been 39 years old (turning 40 later that year).
Rhea Perlman (Carla Tortelli): Born March 31, 1948. In 1987, Rhea Perlman would have been 39 years old.
George Wendt (Norm Peterson): Born October 17, 1948. In 1987, George Wendt would have been 38 years old (turning 39 later that year).
John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin): Born September 22, 1947. In 1987, John Ratzenberger would have been 39 years old (turning 40 later that year).
Woody Harrelson (Woody Boyd): Born July 23, 1961. In 1987, Woody Harrelson would have been 26 years old.

Probably can add some years since she'd probably been there a few years when this photo was taken

>>214083140
one on the right looks a bit off but still a good effort lad, way better than what I di at a level art aha x

vaxxed

>>214083348
surely if you paid for it they would have replayed over and over all day?

what happens to make you change mindset from wanting to booze, doss around and play games to wanting to get a gf, have children and go to national trust sites and that

>>214083309
One of the few women I've actually dreamt about in years
Safe to say it didn't involve consent

>>214083336
The answer is smaller because it's more than 1. If you divided it by 0.6 the answer would be larger, because more pieces of 0.6 fit into 12,000.

YOU HAVE TO SNEED YOURSELF

>>214083426
You dream about gypsies often do you?

Going to finally get AI image generation set up on my PC so I can generate images......unmoderated ;) ;) ;)

>>214083444
YOU CAN'T FEED NO ONE ELSE

>>214083423
you are profoundly mentally ill

>>214083409
who

>>214083174
again !!

vaxxed.

>>214083423
abysmal

4chan is never going to get banned at all is it

>>214083423
Wouldnt mind sticking my raw cock right up her shitter

>>214083457
>>214083426
vpn off mikey

>>214083423
British people don't like that type of 'hair'

>>214083426
she's so peng it's bonkers

>>214083486
i hope it does but the rats will just flee to some other gremlinous smelly incel hive so who cares

>>214083486
You'll do fuck all even if it is. Just stink up your rancid bedroom, seething about nothing as per usual

>>214083423
I don't think it's suitable acknowledged by enough people how comical it is that the historic right-wing party of the UK is currently headed by a Nigerian anchor baby who calls North Nigerians "ethnic enemies".

Is it true that 4chan is going to fight Sir Keir Starmer

>>214083559
>>214083559
>>214083559
New

lol Jeremy Corbyn said the boat people are decent people who are being demonised and that one day they are going to be our neighbours, engineers, teachers, policemen etc

And you lot told me he was based

So basically what's going to happen is I will get a German gf and you can't stop me.

>>214083505
You'd have to saw off my limbs to pry me away from her. Like an XL Bully on a granny's arm

>>214083423
>retvrn to form

>>214083444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QyF5UdhBJI&list=PLMEZyDHJojxPndMRFPzCZ1T7RgzlHWBUb&index=24
postin' the best oasis tune

need someone to take me round back and shoot me pronto

>>214083574
Jezza doesn't see colour lol

>>214083437
lmao you're talking jibberish
it's roughly 12,000

>>214083574
FFS why can't we have an economically left and socially centrist government

>>214083505
call me jealous and insecure, but I don't think I'd be able to date my missus if she were moving like this in front of thousands, million - even, of people.
>"Yeah babe, the bit where you seductively crawled on your hands and knees towards the camera while wearing nothing but your crop top and a pair of underwear I bought for you was really cool."
Couldn't take it.

>>214083477
and another !!

>>214083569
You're gonna annoy the janny again

ziedbot caught in my trap

party hmm.... cool that sounds!

>>214083523
yeah no idea mate that show sucked anyway

now imagine if you idiots had pooled your money and invested instead of constantly bickering about dumb sh*t

stay poor faggots AHAHHAHAHA

Rubbing my bollocks and sniffing the cheesy smell

>>214083423
still won't be voting for a dirty nigger who shouldn't be here anyway LOL
no non-whites should be in parliament whatsoever

>>214083620
would win too many elections

>>214083632
Don't give a shit I'm on mobile and ban evading already lol

How do I open an investing account in UK

>>214083420
Receiving postive attention from a woman, unironically.

You'll never hear norms talk about it and you'll rarely hear autists talk about it because it never happens to them but 90-100% of men's motivation comes from some intrinsic biological reaction that happens when a woman who you find attractive pays you positive attention.

It's all well and good to spend weeks, months, years dossing by yourself but then one day on a work's night out in June 2019 you find yourself in the smoking area talking to a lass from the 7th floor and she's staring you straight in the eyes, her big brown doe eyes looking up at you smiling, and you're smiling like an idiot back at her talking about some inane shite but suddenly you feel like the world is in full technicolour whereas before it was black and white monotone. She's not desperate to be somewhere else, she's happy to be stood there talking to you and even though you're a cretinous virgin bastard something in you can tell she likes you and you like her and there's this weird magnetism in the air. Internally you remark that the last 26 years you have spent telling yourself you don't give a shite and can make do without women and romance were pure copium and you realise you need to sort your life out.

>>214083685
Missed this gimmick

>>214083652
you've made no money and are a poorfag with no income lmfao

>>214083652
woah $340
you could buy like a really nice meal or a plane ticket

>>214083689
spot on

>>214083708
It's not a gimmick mate I'm for real, how do I start investing, I want to earn billions of pounds while sat on my fat arse

>>214083685
12.5k

woah. stfu

>>214083470
lool

>>214083689
Gayest shit I've read in my life. Give your head a wobble.

>>214083652
Made $7000 off of the tesla stock a few years back kek.

>>214083718
thats per shard you retard. how dumb can you be?

>>214083736
wow only 100 more years before you're rich

>>214083755
mind the bulge

>>214083755
bloke in a dress lol

Could the mods do something useful for once in their pathetic fucking lives and contact the relative authorities about the self-confessed paedophile who posts here every single cunting day?

>>214083768
cock obsessed soulless yank faggot

Anyone come from an entire family of scoundrels? Going back generations we've been nowt but a blight on this earth, totally evilmaxxed and scumpilled

>>214083685
ask mousey

>>214083781
wouldnt mind her bulge in my mouth

>>214083755
Look at the size of his feet

>>214083689
reddit overdrive

>>214083652
"bickering about dumb shit"
What, like how you're a nonce and necrophile?

>>214083777
thats the price the photo i posted sold for. a swing and a miss

>>214083788
We've been over this mate, mods just do not care, they will never care, this thread is an insane asylum

i imagine gingerpaedo as teabag from prison break

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