Thread 214135667

i've got third eye

protogf has really bad acne lads i think she might be roiding

footy on soon

Do people really eat fruit? Can be very messy

>>214135681
feed her a tiny portion of ivermectin
wrap it in a piece of thin toilet roll so she does not have to taste it

Bet some of you lot are ugly fat balding little cunts

>>214135697
yeah love an easy peeler or a golden delicious or a grape from time to time

Plans for today

>Have a poo
>Have a wee walk to M&S to pick up some bits

>>214135689
>teehee I'm just like you nerds!!! ;))))) totally not just doing this for attention :ppp
arrest all women and arrest them NOW

>>214135689
whose POV? the mirror's?

>>214135697
the messier the better

>>214135718
Handsome devil me

Eating a grape (singular)

>>214135519
work 16 hours a week part time, break even on bills/rent/food

Two simultaneous financial emergencies will sink me. I'm contemplating selling the car and buying a bicycle because to be honest I can't really afford it in terms of insurance + maintenance. I feel like it will be a weight off my mind not having a car though on some level I suspect I am underestimating the grimness of cycling to/from work in winter.

>>214135704
why what will that do

>>214135707
stupid robot cunt

>>214135697
I usually freeze my bananas to try and stick up my bum lol

>>214135729
but first we have to arrest the men

>>214135707
Oh my days DEMOLISHED that CLANKER FREAK

>>214135707
can't wait for this to be more common

>>214135697
papaya and watermelon make your skin glow if you eat them every night xx

>>214135769
the simpoids?
yes, I agree

>>214135762
Most people just stick them in a blender mate

I only eat tropical fruit myself. Can’t be arsed with timmy shit like apples and pears and strawberries. Give me a mango or a pineapple or a lychee please.

look at this little motherfuckerr >>214129995 what is he doing

>>214135758
thats a picture of me and you mate :/

>>214135796
rorke unveiled

>>214135707
This will be BestGore in 2030

I'm wasting my day off posting retarded shit on an anime website

>>214135697
Love a juicy peach or nectarine

>>214135783
no all of them

>>214135821
i look like this and say this

>>214135748
if she has an overgrowth of demodex mites which is a common cause of acne it will stop it
also it will make her feel a little bit drunk

>>214135796
:3

hope diego had a nice time at church today

>>214135758
fern would never dress like this

>>214135697
I eat apples, bananas, raspberries, mango, papaya, melon, watermelon, kiwi, blueberries, lychee and grapes mostly. Natures sweets

>tfw you'll never eat a BR cheese sandwich while listenting to the lovely tones of a Valenta engine leaving the station

we must return

>>214135836
(￣^￣ )ゞ

Momo sex arse
Jihyo sex arse

strawberries are shite anyway

I enjoy strawbs and cream but on their own they're just not it. For everyone 1 strawberry that's ripe and sweet you get 2-3 that are crap. And they all have leaves attached. Fuck off.

>>214135852
Cute roses.

>>214135829
bet you do

Gonna try telling my dad that I want to move out. I'm 29.

I've been looking and I think I can get a decent flat in a 90% white area for about 140k.

this should get things going
*drinks a pint of blue liquid*

>>214135865
alri granddad

>>214135871
while tzuyu chokes me with her thighs

>>214135519
I've got a proper adult job and it drains my soul
enjoy uni while you can lads

for me it's clementines and honeycrisps every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41pua8pkrBI
and the wild blueberry and banana smoothies of course

>>214135892
do you work in advertising? turt worked in advertising and he dresses like hell have to be a proper adult

dentist told me my teeth are fine but to stop smoking
i dont smoke i just vomit daily

>>214135892
take the government pill lad I make 130k doing fuck all

>>214135880
;)

>>214135852
Woman I'm chatting to dresses like this, and it turns me on, but I also feel embarassed being seen in public with her. Would be like me walking around in a gimp getup or something

>>214135882
alri tarq

Looking at the behaviour of Indians today, it's really quite puzzling why the British Empire didn’t completely exterminate them. I presume it was lust for being worshipped by browns. This also helps explain why they ship them in today. Capitalist colonialism is racial treason.

יהוה

>>214135865
too much 'elf and safety nowdays

>>214135892
ready for your standup/catchup to discuss the plans for your day at 9:30 tomorrow morning?

>>214135914
I never worked in advertising mate

>>214135935
would kill for a gf who dresses like that

>>214135957
wrong

>>214135865
>you will never flirt with a white English hostess in tights
>you will never smoke a fag on the platform while waiting for the 16:48 to Ely
>you will never get the chance to assassinate Beeching before he fucks everything up
vvvvggggghhhhhh

Study it. Follow it. Live it. Breathe it.

>>214135945
Because the Raj was ran by like ten British men. The Indians are that weak.

>>214135967
worked in market research you ignoramus

no booze for me today
or tomorrow
or next week

>>214135953
not allowed to speak that

>>214135945
We had a Sri Lankan at old toil who was some 40 year old man but like 5ft 3 and he called me "Mr Anon" and it was really nice.
I reckon that's how they felt back then so I understand why they kept them around.

Shan't be doing anything today, taking a self care day

>>214135935
It's not the same as that and you know it

so what to use when wegovy hikes the price

>>214135914
nah im a dentist hahaha
no meetings for me at least which is a win I guess

>>214135945
British people are too compassionate and moral it's our biggest failing

might put my gimp suit on

>>214135922
stop vomiting daily

Rorke trying to swim in the biomass but eventually the force of his body gets overwhelmed by the surrounding biomass pressure and he begins panicking while flailing his arms with his body slowly sinking as the biomass are muddled around him with dead-eyed stares, he's flailing and fighting for his life as his body sinks deeper and deeper until his head sinks under with a pop and the last you see of him are the tassels of his hoody.

>>214135945
Treated them better than natives in america and yet we get called racist scum anyway

Oh, the dog's back

>>214136006
i think the patent expires soon so we'll have bootleg versions

>>214135982
>The money in the bird feeder. Whatever happened there.

>>214136033
cant, i feel sick

>>214136006
this image is making me feel like I'm having a stroke

>>214135852
hold on she doesn't appear to be wearing knickers

>>214136006
>>214135922

>>214136034
Leave the jokes to us next time heatherpaedo yeah?

>>214136051
try a little peppermint
try a load of menthol in your tummy

>>214135994
i turtpologise
>>214136010
loads of money though cant you start doing that bollocks where you only work 3 days a week like lawyers always do when they arent being paid 'magic circle' amounts

>>214136033
don't tell leftypol what he can't do with his body, let the person vomit daily

>>214135986
Me?
>no mortgage, live like a pauper
>dumped £100k in S&P
>buy £500 worth of shares a month
I'll just share rent on a flat if I ever get a gf, and not tell her about my investments

>>214135925
what you doing for the public service m8

Bloodhound running up to the wife with his cold nose

>>214136044
>Whilst the core patents expire in 2026, the secondary patents are set to expire as late as 2033.
Ohh so it's a hike until the game is up.

>>214136064
makes me sick

>>214136075
Where'd you get the 100 bags from?

>>214136065
cheers mate didn't mean to be so harsh
>>214136076
internal reporting pretty simple stuff

>>214136091
tel your doctor, not us

>>214136110
i didnt even tell my dentist

>>214136075
Also live like a pauper and have 85k. I should invest

try a willy up your bum

>>214136095
Inheritance, I'm a total loser, got lucky me

simmering endlessly like a perpetual stew in my incel chamber

>>214136095
Sucked 10000 cocks

But doctor I am Pagliacci

Westminster System
Yookay
The Regime

used to work a real job like a proper adult office job then chucked it due to the menthol elves now I work for min-wage a couple hours a week

should probably pull my finger out and sort my life out at some point but I'm not going to

leftypol humming bleach opening 1
rorke humming the 4kids one piece rap

>>214136095
rugpulled /biz/ chumps

>>214136140
That's peng

>>214136065
yeah most others at my practice work maximum 4 days a week and clear an enormous amount of money. It's a sound job but theres a strangely high level of animosity towards educated people in Australia, particularly healthcare, that its so draining dealing with and just saps your will to live.

My teeth are all fucked up. Had a retainer when I was a teen but I think my mum threw it away. It's very very rare that I lose anything and I put it in a compartment in my backpack to keep it safe.

well I have purchased some melatonin gummies LEGALLY from a united states website and they will be shipped to me in the UK. I will report back whether they work for sleep or not once they arrive.

rorke accidentally humming erika at work
leftypol ratting on him to HR

>>214136151
kektim kektim kektim
I was miserable at my office job just cos I never really talked to anyone and felt like an incel freak

>>214136182
You're supposed to retain it.

>>214135988
Which just highlights their shortsighted idiocy even more. India should have 100m British people.

>>214136183
they aren't that good

>>214136138
knowing me i'll probably give this a try and i might regret it but i dont care anymore

>>214136189
Leftypol wouldn't know what that song is, his knowledge of WW2 era is very lacking. He just knows that nationalism is bad and always will be

10p for a McDonald's dip now
Countrys gone

If you have bad teeth your parents were neglectful

>>214136191
I LOVE IT WHEN THEY LET THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WIN

>>214136189
I hum the Horst Wessel Lied regularly at work

>>214136091
well try sniffing it then

>>214136189
read that as bumming erika at first
rorke wouldnt do that

>>214136222
No you don't

nearly time for my afternoon nap

>>214136183
melatonin does fuck all for me i prefer magnesium for sleep

>>214136191
what a rush

english people need to start eating tattie scone.

>>214136230
dimenhydrinate works but makes you tired
had to put one up my arse once but don't know if it worked

>>214136215
they just hand them out freely at my local

sir john lemon

anyone here built a day trading bot

>>214136222
Why did Horst Wessel Lie?

Fit black girl started at my work and I’m going to make it my personal project to pull her by the end of the year

>>214136101
good lad turt, you've got it sorted by the sounds of it

Pajeets are just absolute biomass.

Servile, ugly, stupid, no sense of self preservation, smelly, live like insects. They are a planetary bioweapon that will literally end human evolution unless they're contained.

>>214136259
im going to need one today going to schedule one on the 'min

>>214136190
There's a weird feeling where you get the feeling that the misery of working these jobs is made bearable for normal people by all the other things going on in their lives: relationships, friends, family etc

So for me when I saw the years passing by with nothing to show for it except a few quid saved I eventually became too demoralised to continue. I thought why am I even doing this? I could do this another 10+ years and be the same person I am now.

Crucially as well I've always felt like there is no reward for time served for someone like me because I'm an autistic freak. Wherever I enter into a company, that's where I remain. I will never be considered for management or promotion because people only tolerate me, they don't like me.

CARNI TOMORROW

:-)

someone convince me to move to london

>>214136295
You’re Irish diaspora aren’t you?

>>214136346
you can kind of survive without a car

>>214128096
corrr

>>214136205
>>214136260

Well I'll see how I get on. The ones I purchased are dosed 10mg per dose but reading online people seem to say that's a high dose so I think I'll cut the thing in half or quarters and see how that does.

All I'm looking for is for it to put me to sleep at 7PM so I can be rested when I get up at 1AM for work.

>>214136295
I could never pull anyone
got autism, you see

>>214136346
move to london

>>214135855
She would for Stan

>>214136372
>sleep at 7PM so I can be rested when I get up at 1AM for work.
wouldn't hanging yourself be preferable to this?

>>214136346
We might let you come to the Gherkin

>>214136295
god speed lad
only black girls at my toil are complete uggos

>>214136372
10mg for melatonin is a massive dose and dosing for therapeutic benefit isnt linear. I've seen some suggestions that 3mg to 5mg is better than 10mg to achieve a beneficial result.

I still can't believe the retards made it an offensive word

how is it any different from these

I love the word retard. It's my favourite word.

>>214136404
what a weird method!

>>214136372
that's only 6 hours
I think you should go to bed at 5pm so you can get at least 7

>>214136418
maybe a bit like mirtazapine where lower doses are more sedating than higher ones

>>214136346
if you have the earning capacity to still have disposable income after housing costs then you have no reason not to take up the opportunity london presents both for work and lifestyle.

london's effect is such that people in the north of england are utterly miserable and poor because they're geographically ever so slightly closer to london they can still cope and pretend they're not as worse off as scots (which literaly isnt true since scots get double gibs from westminster and scotgov). but the south east is just THAT powerful it has all material advantages as well as controlling people psychologically

>>214135871
Dadadadan

>>214136328
You're not the only one, hugs and kisses x

>>214136427
They're all offensive
If you called anyone any of these in a professional environment you'd be reprimanded for harassment

>>214136427
Omg I am SUCH a Medium Imbecile today omdssss

>>214136404
quite possibly lad, quite possibly. It's not so bad as no-lifer though. It's chilled out driving to work at 3AM as well, quiet roads, takes no time at all.

>>214136418
I shall definitely cut them into quarters then.

Indians.

>>214136452
can imagine you regularly have to report people to HR for calling you these so you'd know

>>214136452
so thats why my boss likes to call me simpleton

>>214136346
go ahead, enjoy your time in the biomass blender

>>214136480
scum

>>214136442
i think its also that the ability for it to work relies on a few things and can't improve beyond a certain level, while the side effects can increase because of the increasing level. This is why you see a lot of melatonin in sustained release capsules when prescribed for insomnias

>>214136435
I'm almost certain I don't even fall asleep until like 9PM, despite going to bed at 7PM. If the melatonin gummies actually work then I might consider going to bed at 5PM. That's the thing, it's all well and good going to bed early but then if you're just laying there wide awake in a dark room until 9PM there's no benefit. I need these things to put me to sleep.

Thread quality is about to take a nosedive

doing a faustian suck of my dildo

>>214136480
all of India must MOBILISE to sign this petition!!!!! saars we must fight this grave injustice ambu kalay bayakaba

It's a bloody disgrace so it is

fairly certain being naked and pissing on a church altar dressed as a nun isn't allowed

>>214136446
>work
i'm a data engineer in the north east with a job offer in london for multiples of my current salary
>lifestyle
say more?

Come home jewish man...

>>214136520
Yes but you should just use them to reset your sleep schedule
regular use may impact your heart (but I'm not a doctor)

Mousenonce just left a voice message on the mousescord, he says he will be online shortly x

admire the mirren

>>214136527
cause you started posting haha!

>>214136547
everything's allowed under god's ruleset so long as you ask for forgiveness at the last minute

>>214136466
read up on how you use melatonin supplementation, its not like you would use a sleeping tablet and you actually need a bit of a routine when taking it for maximum benefit. I found a combo of melatonin and magnesium at the right time was goat for sleep onset and maintenance

>>214136547
maybe god dared her to do it like when he asked that guy to kill his son

Jews are the antithesis of life, growth, heritage, legacy, roots, and homeland.

A tribe of wandering vagabonds that corrupt and destroy; transgress and ruin. Never has a Jew laid eyes on a thing without his first thought being how can it be defiled

>>214136547
thanks for making this image safe for work!
my boss won't fire me because of your good work

>>214136547
Heresy

>>214136555
i'll try and only use them on nights when I'm working the next day

a heart attack would be a relief

>>214136546
maybe we should stop electing governments that do that

the GOAT

>>214136547
nun of your business sunshine haha!

>>214136565
*through tears* No it's not

>>214136569
sorry god

>>214136609
maybe this is what god likes

>>214136630
that isn’t funny

>>214136579
the goal is to be asleep at 7PM

to that end I will be starting with a quarter of a 10mg gummy 30 mins before then. Then if that doesn't work then I'll do 5mg the next night and so on until a dose is reached that does put to me to sleep.

>>214136630
so this is why only men land on the shores

Got the Jacquie et Michel porn on

>>214136630
How is children dying funny heatherpaedo?

>>214136626
1. I like it

2. i am in god's image

ergo, god likes it

qed i'm thomas aquinas nigga

Why isnt motogp popular?

>>214136630
:/

incel weights are commencing
let’s get this bread yall yessir yessir

>>214136664
don't say that word, it's poor manners

Are the rumours true lads?

>>214136630
Leftypol falling to his knees in Holland & Barrett

insects ate my special blue flowering kangaroo paw grown in a lab the first of its kind

>>214136689
poo man more like haha!

A nice little place in vladivostok is what I dream of

>>214136680
fucked my knee last Sunday down on a squat and its still fucked a week later despite doing nothing between now and then, can feel my legs and arse wasting away to nothing

gonna give it 2-3 more days then try it

>>214136690
The allegations seem tenuous at best.
>He rented a property to a guy who turned out to be a nonce

>>214136703
needs some omega-3 fish oil, thankfully he's in the right place

So he got baited into a handjob off a 15 year old clout chasing slag who undoubtably looked and acted much older and his entire career and public image were ruined forever?

>>214136645
Do the quarter about 30 to 60 minutes before, darken your room and make it as cool as possible. You can get magnesium supplements off Amazon to help with the relaxation side but these should be magnesium glycinate for best effect

good luck sleeping lad

>>214136690
hope not

>>214136762
>won't someone PLEEEEASE think of the nonces

>>214136762
Its legal for Pakistanis to do this but illegal for whites to do this
Get a clue

>>214136783
neek

>>214136762
Mongo face

>>214136762
>He knew her age
>He continually pursued her
shut it nonce

>>214136734
how much were you squatting? i only do it once a week cus im scared of getting hurt

there was nothing wrong with that thing that he allegedly did

Pedophilia is legal in the united states as long as its between a man and a boy

>>214136762
just say no and walk away when the 15 year old slag says she really fancies you what so hard about that

wanting to finish playing Oneshot but I feel like it's a very tranny game, with lots of epic random humour and ambiguously gendered characters

>>214136762
all part of white genocide innit
get him back into the England squad, get his image rehabilitated, get his mum talking about how much of a good boy he is, also remove all brown people

>>214136021
Thanks to Christianity and Liberalism.
If we are to survive we need National Socialism.

get the reginalds posted

Drowning as the sirens preen with gossiping chatter

>>214136874
:D

>>214136762
ADAM JOHNSON'S HAVING A PARTY
SO BRING YOUR HOMEWORK AND YOUR SMARTIES

>>214136734
Youre gonna need to leave it at least another week and only then start doing bodyweight squats. About 1 month before going back to lifting normal weight

>>214136896
:)

Minstrel to the bloody Earth and ruin

Need Gary Eats and Big John to link up

got the tom and jerry on

>>214136874
holy shot

This is my post. I've made it. Nobody else did.

>>214136821
Empty bar during the warm-up. I was rushing like an idiot, not thinking about the movement, moving like a retard and heard a soft click. Then when I went down again it was painful. Next 2 days I was in pain walking lol.

There also appears to be a small boney protrusion now between my knee and vastus medialis when I bend that leg fully, fuck knows what's going on there. Anyway it's my own fault for taking it for granted when I should have been paying attention.

>>214136997
Funny thing to say

noncing is how 99% of people were born

corr yeah alright

>>214137018
oh great, need my windows cleaned
will be giving her a call

>>214137018
You reckon she posts here?

Adolf Hitler taking tea with Eva Braun in the Aule Alm restaurant in Garmisch-Partenkirchen, from Eva Braun's albums.

>>214136903
>Youre gonna need to leave it at least another week

most likely lad, most likely. I can feel that it's still not 100%. No point injuring it more.

Proper unhealthy mindset to be worrying over 2 weeks off but that's just how it goes. I've done it before and it all comes back no problem, it's just a mental thing.

Get Wi-Fi anywhere you go!

most cave men were shagging little girls so that the second they turned fertile they would be pregnant

>>214137064
The man, the myth, the legend, the Leader

>>214137069
Yeah just need to accept it an forget about the "time/progress lost"

>>214137078
HOL UP

>>214137064
does eva have any nudes

Sir Gary Eats

Looking forward to my Smarty SIM only plan. 120gb data for £10 a month.
O2 are currently charging me £24 a month for 10gh. Mental

why didn't the micks just fish lol

>>214137078
i already have a wi fi hate

Thoughts on Warren Balogh, Malaponte? To me he's the best American National Socialist since Pierce died.

screaming at the top of my gay porn lungs

hello, mr eats, sir

>>214137079
Almost as if we're biologically programmed to breed the most fertile females and not haggered 30+ year olds who give birth to defective babies

ktim

Remember fatties... There are no shortcuts. No magic bullets. The only way out of your fatty prison is to improve yourself.

>>214137130
The way I see it, all the progress and nutrients that would have been going to my legs and arse had I not been injured are instead diverted to my upper body during these 2 weeks as I continue doing those exercises. Two weeks off will do legbergs some good.

Anyone else find it sad to see your parents turn into hateful GBnews riddled brainrot people? Feels like every boomer becomes this once they retire.

>>214137141
wonder what her arsehole smells like

>>214136997
I wrote this.

mitoma is that goat

>>214137190
poo m8

no ponies

>>214137151
fish tastes shit

>>214137190
Poo and sweat I imagine

Catberg says hello to Brit :3

>>214137157
Not whoever that is but Warren Balogh and Joseph Jordan are the two foremost national socialist thinkers and intellectuals in not only the United states but the whole world.

>>214137185
Shut up Heatherpaedo

>>214137175
the magic bullet is fasting

>>214137243
my cat doesn't like your cat

>>214137175
jabbing yourself with a pancreas disabler doesn't fix your gluttonous overeating habit

Need to stick my tongue up a woman's arse

feel like fucking killing myself
might have a big ham sandwich

>>214135982
Tony could've done better

>>214137185
I think my dad and step-mum pretend to be ok with gays and troons when I'm visiting and we're watching telly. When the state-mandated male gay kiss scene comes on whatever slop is on, both of them go real quiet for a long time and then hit out with something like "yeah it's OK to be gay these days".

I suspect they do this because they think I am gay and want to provide a non judgemental atmosphere for me to come out to them. In reality I'm straight but just a weird autistic virgin. They can't understand that though, so it's easier for them to think I must be gay and deeply closeted.

I want to do things to girls

Do better posts

Sir Thread Maker

Going to read the book america against america by Wang hunning

>>214137309
and that's why you're not allowed near schools anymore

>>214133822
>>214133822
>>214133822

>>214137335
fuck OFF
sick of it

>>214137300
Bet your dad thinks you want him to bum you up the arse

>>214137245
Malaponte is an American who posts here and loved Hitler, thought you were him.

I take it you watch WarStrike?

>>214137335
you will not get away with this

>>214137368
he wouldn't be wrong

for christ sake rorke stop looking at red paint on the b&q website and GET THE NEW MADE

Might fall asleep with coins on my eyes and see if that does the trick

>>214137402
>>214137402
made a fucking typo but oh well

>>214137364
you've been done

>>214136874
>>214137168
>>214137241
Die out