Thread 214225532

Ain't no way this nigga got bad grades in community college lmao

>>214225532 (OP)
Boring ahh edition
Have some creativity next time

>>214225562
be verbal
that's the star quality of /brit/

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https://x.com/prodningning/status/1959638497477939252

>>214225586
Go away

Bill Clinton visiting the Bill Clinton statue on Bill Clinton Boulevard in Pristina, Kosovo

I've adapted to the new world order
You all will be left behind

>>214225547
you see the thing is i am starting from scratch at 22 and it sucks because most people already have college degrees and careers at my age and if you don't have your shit together by 25 your fucked
>>214225554
i had a medical emergency and they wouldn't forgive it

i love israel because its the unpopular position

K

>>214225616
>most people already have college degrees and careers at my age
Stop comparing yourself to other people. It's okay to take different paths in life. Better to fix your shit now than in 10 years

>>214225532 (OP)
Is this from vinland saga? What a disappointment that was. I went into it thinking it was a genuine retelling of icelandic legends only to get a tacky shounen shoehorned into a norse setting instead

>>214225604
people actually think Slovenia is the Balkans in that it's even slightly similar to Romania or Macedonia or Bosnia. Well, they are wrong.

>>214225562
nobody reads the op you stupid fag

>>214225604
There is no record of Bill Clinton ever visiting the Bill Clinton statue on Bill Clinton Boulevard in Pristina, Kosovo, as the search results do not contain this information. The information found pertains to events during his presidency, such as the Kosovo War and his foreign policy decisions, not his personal visits or the erection of the statue itself.
Here's why a visit is unlikely based on the provided search results:

Lack of Evidence:
The search results do not mention any visit by Bill Clinton to the statue or even a visit to Kosovo after his presidency.
Focus on Presidency:
The results focus on his time as President, his foreign policy decisions regarding the Kosovo War, and his role in declaring a national emergency over the conflict.

Therefore, the information available does not support the claim that Bill Clinton visited the statue on the boulevard.

finally got a laugh out of telling someone "we're not making a western" after maybe 20 attempts throughout the years

anyone got 12 bucks on steeam to buy hollowknight

Recently there has been two larger size women added to my friend group, and now I don't even want to hang out anymore. Am I in the wrong?

>>214225616
>25
>i am starting from scratch at 22
Its over

>>214225617
well I think both sides have their faults and virtues

>>214225645
You really are cute 2bh you're like a puppy

>>214225631
thing is i am a loser and i hate how far behind i am because fuck me i only got 6k in savings right now and i am paying 174 in car payments

>>214225616
>22
No, most people do not have degrees and careers. *Maybe* bachelors, but you're a fucking retard if you think 22 is too late to get a start on anything.

>>214225650
you are prejudiced

>>214225656
yea yea 12 bucks though, got it or no

>>214225617
It unironically is. Even in the US
>>214225639
I always do

>>214225645
reddit knight

>>214225642
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bill-clinton-gets-heros-welcome-in-kosovo/

>>214225664
oh i am going back to school to go into medicine but it just feels over because i feel like most people my age already completed their college degrees and have money(based on what i see on insta)

>>214225637
Well, isn't it? Considered part of the balkans, I mean. Cultural differences notwithstanding I thought it was a balkan country

>I didn't go to prom
>I didn't go to university
I'm just trynna figure it all out in the streets of Bakersfield

>>214225645
y u no pirate

hmm so this is jason (on the right)

>>214225635
everything fell apart with the farm bullshit tbqh

>>214225692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuXcBP98Cz4

>>214225702
i want the cheivs and i did beat the game pirated already i want to replay it

>someone wants to add me in online game
>immediately go offline and avoid them
yup, i'm a bit of a lone wolf

>>214225689
Well you'd be wrong, a lot of people would be finishing up their bachelors at 23 normally. 22 if it's some gay shit (most STEM 4 year degrees take more like 5 unless you just hate your life) and a lot of them won't even be getting a job out of school, let alone have any money. Every time you post about how over it is it just sounds like you're fishing for platitudes desu, it's not even realistic

>>214225692
meanwhile, the rest of the Balkans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL4zm68Qnlc

>>214225663
>only 6k in savings
You have more money than half this country, so many people are in debt

i'm a creator and influencer

>>214225744
That cover art is kind of zesty

>>214225714
I like this picture, my two fav things - big bob and wings

I'm from the balkans

Can I have some platitudes please

>>214225758
Which country?

>>214225747
Stop replying to him! He keeps complaining about the same things here for months.

>>214225755
That poster is a cannibal, no joke

This summer might be your last.

>>214225760
I like the way your man boobs bounce when you walk briskly

>>214225758
Go back.

new offer, just the game 7 dollars then i`ll buy the dlc myself

>>214225758
it's from 1972

>>214225760
A penny spent is a penny earned or something

https://www.tiktok.com/@dancecat359/video/7542108362272427294
kino af

>>214225777
>telling white immigrants to go back
Juan is that you

>>214225532 (OP)
Thorgill was a very based cartoon character

>>214225781
What's your name on steam?

>>214225788
Old Stock whites only

>>214225774
That's more of a fatitude

>>214225760
I believe in you

>>214225752
yeah, a FART creator!
LOL

>>214225639
I do, and it's quality is important

>>214225768
doesnt change the fact

>>214225650
Yes, grow up.

>>214225763
Crogaytia
>>214225777
Shan't

I pride myself on having no fat people in my friend groups

>>214225838
>Croatia
Some fucked up shit went on there during WW2

>>214225840
I would only befriend people who are fatter and uglier than me. I'm very insecure.

>>214225840
I was a fat kid

>>214225838
če ne bi bil južnjak bi bil morda še dober član tega foruma!

>>214225861
>I'm very insecure.
Why?

didn't think my life could get more pathetic but i have 8 tabs of 4chan generals open to try and stave off boredom and loneliness

>>214225865
people who were fat and then get unfat are genuinely better people on average. people who were always skinny tend to skew heavily towards being dickheads.

>>214225865
But you aren't fat now so it's okay
I was chubby in high school

Would you press a button that replaces all black people in the country with transbians?

Eastern euro tards always like
>Noooo I'm not a Viskovan how dare you associate me with those barbaric savage Viscovan scum I'm a Biskovan we are le different

my sister always sends me random joe rogan clips that are clearly pajeet made AI videos about nonsense. makes me wonder if she thinks those are clips from actual episodes. i'd never share some AI clip with someone that was presenting as real unless it was something that was obviously really funny

>spend $50 on csgo skins
>sell them off during steam sale events so I can buy games
>get like $30 back
>those skins end up 10x in value after a few years
fucking retard teenage me I wish I could strangle him

>>214225872
I don't want to talk about things like that here. I hate people who trauma dump on 4chan.

>>214225884
No because then I'd have zero chance of getting a programming job

>>214225891
I think your sister may be an NPC

>>214225884
I would press a button that replaces black Hollywood actors going 'shiiieeet nigga' and explaining the plot with actual American politicians

>>214225891
I fucked her.

>>214225895
>i hate people who trauma dump on 4chan.
I feel attacked

>>214225895
are you ugly?

>>214225884
yes

>>214225911
>>214225912

>>214225664
You are talking to a femoid stop trying to reason with it. There is no point she does this regularly first it was the mopey story about being rejected from trade school

i know they puttin real cheese in the cheezits the way im fartin n shit

>>214225888
The whole point of being Slovenian is racist abuse against every single other ethnicity in the Balkans except for the Greeks...forever!

I look like this
I mog all of you

>>214225928
boop

>>214225880
this is true, with girls its the same 80% of the time
>>214225881
howd you loose the weight, I was fat until 13

>>214225894
i sold a butterfly knife for $300 back then now its so expensive you cant list it on the steam market

wow slave girls from chaldea

>>214225934
Say that to my face, I’ll fucking destroy you

>>214225936
>howd you loose the weight
I stopped binge eating, that was enough

>>214225741
I mean wouldn't most college degrees guarantee a job

>>214225902
>I think your sister may be an NPC
she is for sure

>>214225909
i'd give you the blessing to fuck her, i'd take a random 4chan poster who may or may not be annoying and cringe over her current boyfriend who is verifiably those things.

>>214225928
You cute. You can sleep on my lap if you like.

I changed one seemingly innocuous setting on my shitty laptop and it fixed every problem I've been having with it
Lfg

>>214225937
I'm sorry nigga
at least we're not that bitcoin guy

>>214225959
what was it

Eating potato salad

>>214225920
>femoid
Doubt a femoid would go to trade school let alone mope about it

>>214225959
Which setting?

EDIT: Nvm, found it myself!

>>214225959
blud located the panacea

>>214225978
haven't had any of that this year, should pick up a tub for some end of summer BBQs. thanks for reminding me anon, i can always count on you.

>>214225922
What about Turks

>>214225987
:skull:

>>214225980
Are you new
She's been doing this for a while
She used to shit up the entire board complaining about being rejected from an apprenticeship

>>214225992
there goooes my heeerooo

>>214225997
>government funded ragebait
This isn't healthy for society

>>214225696
This is troon art.

i feel a big fart brewing in my tummy but it refuses to reveal itself

>>214225939
The man-orc-gorilla-thing moved flailing along the ledge to where he tensed with iron muscules, his twohander coiled like a panther on the leap. The white-bellied witch-woman cried out and the beast advanced further along that grim stygian abyss to where he lay in wait. Spikes protruded from its back and it was clear to him that this sort of beast had never creased the outline of the world, as vague as it may have been then. He leaped, primeval muscles discharging, and as the thing next to him sprung up half in surprise half in anticipation, his mighty broadsword cleaved straight through the foul thing. BY THIS APE I RULE! he cried, as the foul proto-Semitic sorcerer worked his charms...

>>214226015
it's not ragebait it's just a story about an evil egyptian who beat a dog

>>214226015
im just happy that qt lil dog is doing ok. for me the story was more like happybait

>>214225992
Looks like South America. Spain has some very poor neighborhoods.

Toto Cutugno

>>214226010
Yes I know it's the same poster, I'm just saying I really doubt it's a femoid

>>214225975
The adaptive screen warmth that makes the screen yellower at night

you guys are actually retarted

Have you ever stolen food from a shared office fridge?
This has to be a black person thing, right?

why do canadians always set their woods on fire..??

>>214226047
would

>>214226069
White people steal too

>>214226061
I have been using the NightLight feature on my computers for a few months, it does make a difference with eye strain. I set it to turn off at 10am and turn on at 4pm for my work computer. Previously I would start my shift at 9am and the glaringly bright blue and white lights would send me into fits of inconsolable rage.

>>214226069
no, only from a shared dorm fridge

>>214226054
It was confirmed in another thread

>>214226082
but 99% of thefts are actually blah pipo

Crumbl cookie founder came out as jasonkin

>>214226072
Some vegetation grows after fire and needs controlled fires

You guys are cumbum bum bums

>>214226010
nta but i thought it was just a faggy zoomer, a lot of them are anxious feminized emotional wrecks like that

>>214226091
In what way was it confirmed

If I was director of the CIA I'd assassinate so many people
Like id just kill everyone who ever slightly inconvenienced me in the past

>>214226091
no it wasn't + you're a schizo

>>214226111
stay on the job

Other people are disgusting, they let their cats crawl all over their kitchen counters and shit. I refuse to eat any food some coworker brings in for an office luncheon. The idea of eating some random person's food in a shared fridge is actually insane.

Average Californian male

>>214226111
This fantasy is better with a death note

>>214226120
>>>/hoc/

>>214226124
Germaphobe alert

>>214226110
>>214226112
I can't remember the exact details cause it was an old thread weeks ago but she said some stuff that only a femoid would
4chan is mainstream enough now its not as obscure as it was

>>214226072
>arson
>31%
what in the FUCK

>>214226102
It almost certainly is. While they definitrly act like a femoid, i sincerely doubt they are. They're just cucked mentally

>>214226125
I look more like this

>>214226134
That's not a convincing argument at all kek

>>214226069
i never have but once there was one of these in the fridge at work for months and months that tempted me. hell maybe it could have been over a year. it was in the same spot every day, clearly no one touched it since the day it was placed there.

>>214226145
On the left, yes

>>214226124
Half of the restaurants iyc are stuffed with jeets who don't wash their hands after pooping.

>>214226152
why would I look like my wife?

>>214226125
I don't look like that

>>214226072
if you were canadian you'd want to watch the world burn too

>>214226134
so there's no evidence at all + you're a schizo

>>214226149
I cant remember details from a several weeks old thread
Not going to spoonfeed you faggot

When you sniff farts, those are poop particles entering your nose

>>214226134
ok well she should post her boobies and have sex with me tbqh
it's only fair

Yall know you can get free hotdogs out of the dumpster in seven eleven if you go there at the right time. You can heat them up with the microwave inside the gas station

>>214226169
>Not going to spoonfeed you
The burden of proof is on you

>>214226165
What is schizo about it
Is long term memory and basic pattern recognition schizo?

Nothing, I repeat NOTHING, sends a poor person into a violent fit resulting in their arrest more frequently than someone messing up their fast food order.

>>214226178
I can just pay for the warm hot dogs in the store since I'm not homeless

>>214226173
I dont fart

>>214226126
>This fantasy is better with a death note
The opal chamber was silent between the long-nailed conjurer in his silken robes and the barbarian who had none.
I give you deaaathhh hissed the warlock, his finger working baleful figures.
Yet the other did not comply.
I command you, cried the magic-worker, die! You die! Why do you not die already like your fellows!
And just like like that, the Cimmerian launched himself into the air and down right amidst his person, cleaving him in twain.
I will not ask of you anything, said the rogue, grinning a red grimace of death, as his foe fell apart bit by bit.

Do you love your dad?

>>214226185
you can get like 10 hotdogs for free

>>214226193
Yes my parents are really special to me

>>214226184
https://youtu.be/hy_alQqHcb0?si=q3BbrLR-r9BQm1gC

>>214226180
I never have any obligation to do anything
Besides masturbating my dick. That is my only real obligation

reading hurts my head too much

>>214226194
This is Canadian cuisine

>>214226193
I dont think I actually know what love is

I like spending time with him, sure. But he's kind of boring and every time I visit I remember how dirt poor we are

kinnae keep me eyes open

>>214226178
>Yall know you can get free hotdogs out of the dumpster in seven eleven if you go there at the right time. You can heat them up with the microwave inside the gas station


>go to the 7/11 dumpster for a quick yum-yum run
>the guys who work there, apu and sanjeev, are already eating the leftovers
>turn around 360 degrees and walk into the shadows

>>214226196
I only want one or two at a time

>>214226194
what is this?

>>214226184
Only boomers flip out
Zoomoids are perfect goy cattle they timidly go "uh excuse me sir it appears my order is wrong sir thank you sir may I please have some more sir "

>>214226223
Poutine
It's fries, gravy, and cheese curds.
A Canadian classic

>>214226208
Can you repost the bagel girl?

>>214226229
>>214226206
>>214226184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhabeIDbv0M

>>214226218
nah they can't eat it or they'll get fired

what are we gooning to tonight

anti-pet chuds are so cringe

>>214226243
Lesbian facesitting, as always

>>214226244
t. soylennial dog dad

completed my first day of new toil think i'll stay for a bit

>>214226244
I don't have a problem with petting so long as you ask me first.

>>214226244
I am anti-''''service''' animals you people are not blind fuck off

topical

>>214226249
Love smoked salmon with horseradish sauce.

>>214226259
You don't understand.
I NEED to bring this emotional support mini-horse onto this airplane

>>214226274
Woah she's hot
Great legs

>>214226270
Incels le trolled !

>>214226274
wood berry

>>214226274
Yeah, that's the one I was asking for, schizo Canadian.

>>214226274
great sandwich

>>214226272
Bizarre behavior

honey let's go, this guy is weird

some of those doggos and puppers have better lives than actual royalty

>>214226291
What service does the dog provide?

>>214226291
the dog got those us open tickets and that is his service human

>>214226305
speaking of dogs, I recently learned that cesar millan is from culiacan puro sinaloa compa

>>214226291
In Canada you can have a service dog and they're allowed in all stores. People aren't allowed to question it either or demand any official proof, so long as the animal is clearly identified as a service animal.

I'm going to get an emotional support pig and take it grocery shopping for lulz.

>>214226315
what is a culiacan?

>>214226290
Need my face sandwiched between her thighs

>>214226300
some say this nigga is still saucin to this day

Once on the bus this fat woman with tatoos insisted her little dog was a service animal,
She said she's diabetic and that when her blood sugar is low the dog hops onto her belly

>>214226316
brother, may I have some oats?

>>214226316
cute pigger

pleeeeeeease gooooooo all the wayyyyy
just hold meeeee clooooooose

>>214226309
Emotional support

>>214226328
same

>>214226309
do not question the dog

>>214226330
I've seen those fake service animals

Some Asian girl convinced me to play some Clash of clans rip off and this is the least amount of fun I’ve ever had with a video game

cant wait to wake up tomorrow (inshallah) and do the same things i did today

>>214226346
Stop, I can only get so erect!

>>214226337
There was this retarded looking pornstar who had a lizard as emonational support animal.

>>214226309
He guides blind person o algo.

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

>>214226347
so you going to bang her or what

He stalked like the meanest mouse in the hall of mirrors, the musclebound Cimmerians, sword propped, muscles ready to spring at the slightest touch. From afar, the sorcerer, concealed for all these aeons among the small folks and trader and indeed rogues, but none like him, this ancient vampire commanding forces of ancient resolve that would break all the cities and warlords of that present age and lay to waste all the youthful endeavors of man, that creature hissed 'let it come by Seth, my curse upon you' and in that hall of treasure and of gilded stone didst a thing like a Sphynx spring up, evil and ancient and wanting naught but the torment of those other races that had since taken its stead.

>>214226361
If her tastes in vidya is this shit then no

>2011
>go to YouTube and watch the music video for "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers
>comments are all saying "this song is about Justin Bieber"

>>214226358
You don't have cute support animals like that south of the US border.

>>214226360
sos un tipo grande

>>214226347
Did she claim to be into "strategy games"?

>>214226346
what the hell is that slop on top of those fries
fucking vile

bout to have a word or two with toiletberg
think I'll show him who's boss around these parts

>>214226389
Mayo? It's not vile

it's fair to say I'm too drunk to write Conan stories

doing some good reading right now

https://www.whctemple.org/2023/05/may-the-force-be-with-jew-uncovering-the-jewish-roots-of-star-wars/

decided to watch destiny
not sure what you guys see in this weirdo

DAMMIT roommateberg is already there

>>214226387
No but she did try to get me to buy a 99 cent micro transaction because “it’s such a good deal bro”

>>214226244
based animal companion enjoyer

>>214226356
Did she fuck it?

>>214226331
>>214226334

based piggers hunting boomers too

I get around

a warrior never sheaths his sword when there is evil to slay

>>214226346
I think showing these pics to a caveman would make him go nutso

>>214226421
I never understood why people go apeshit for chicken and waffles. Its not some exuberant secret combo of the gods, it still tastes like chicken and waffles

>>214226426
I never sheathe my sword either

>>214226414
Nah, but she did a lot of BBC shots.

>>214226422
why dont they climb trees?

im back

>>214226431
Chicken and waffles taste good
Its simple

>>214226403
Last Land War of Survival? Or what was the game
Sounds like a scammer

idk bruh im a nigger

To be completely honest, if I had a girlfriend and she got raped, some part of me would probably blame her a little bit

>>214226440
their hooves prevent them from getting a good grip on the branches, I assume

>>214226449
>not wanting to kill the man who raped her
This is why you don't have a gf

>>214226447
No it’s a real person, I know her IRL. She’s just kinda stupid I guess

>>214226457
There's nothing wrong with rape. The guy probably had his reasons
Put yourself in his shoes for a moment
You're walking down the street and see a dame dressed skimpily. What's a fella to do in that situation?

>>214226454
How do do you answer without sounding mad?

>>214226466
this girl takes big leafy shits in the morning

>>214226468
what have you typically done in that situation?

>>214226475
Nice try fed

I'm on the corner of MLK BLVD and Malcolm x Street

most rapes are committed by someone the victim knows.

>>214226426
Oh no, finally said the patron of the ill-fated expedition as his underlings revealed themselves as dog-faced ghouls, their talons extending to savor the carrion to be got from the quavering mass before them. NO! Cried Conan and he of Cimmeria bore down heavily upon the crypt-kin and with a spinning slash tore ghastly limb and unnatural dog-face from its undead neck. His reach could not be outrun and even there forces of hell buck and turn to flee at his battle cry! As the large man impaled the last of the devil-host, he turned to his employer and cried, 'My payment in full, or you join them!' The fat man had thought he had had the thied licked, but now he shuddered. 'Very well! Release me!' He cried.

>>214226482
Looks good

>>214226422
Holy shit the wild hogs meme is true

>>214226486
the answer is you've done absolutely nothing. because you're a bitch

>>214226492
This is the hottest woman I've ever seen

i dont get the big deal around rape
i get raped 5 times a week, its normal

I really shouldn've gone for round 2, I'm incoherent

>>214226492
that ass is fake

>>214226504
she really does activate the ole neurons

how would you guys feel about a girl texting you all the time? like 100s of texts a day and who wants to meet all the time

>>214226512
I cant even imagine what this feels like so I have no opinion

>>214226512
>100s
That's too many.
I'd love to be adored, but there are limits

Would love if we could have a good debate in the next thread.

>>214226504
Have you never left your apartment or something?

>>214226508
my beautiful precious baby boy. go to sleep. don't drink so much next time. wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

>>214226512
Bdp demon love bombing you

THAT'S ASSAULT, SIR.

THAT'S ASSAULT.

>>214226523
thought this was fzero for a second

let's all pretend to be girls next thread haha, as a joke lol

>>214226545
>>214226545

>>214226528
but i don't want to debate. i just want us all to get along.

>>214226502
Im not revealing my rape secrets. Again nice try, I'm not stupid

>>214226528
I will prompt everyone on the nature of Truth

>>214226528
Lets discuss some potential topics before the new. Something new and interesting, we've done religion and politics to death

would like to have sex one day maybe, heard it's gross

>>214226556
Racial science around negros being more excitable and stupid?