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i am extremely wealthy

i am a successful entrepreneur

i am part of the ruling class

i attend illuminati sex parties with my elite friends

I AM

I don't like colored folks

Does Brian think lying on 4chan makes you an elite?

I like the coloured folks I meet but the ones I see on the internet do seem rather unpleasant

gays welcome

>faggot attentionwhore gay spam incoming

yep I'm outta here, gn /cum/.

you won't be missed
homophobes btfo'd

and worst poster in /cum/ award goes to..!

if homosexuality is wrong then why does it make me happy

>>214227661
gays are DISGUSTING
gays eat da POO POO
gays are POOR

>>214227711
(You)

will it ever get better?

What would you do if a horde of jews showed up on your property to kill your family and settle there?

>>214227723
>gays eat da POO POO
Like ice cream

Heroin makes people, doesn't mean it's good

>>214227735
Prefer not to say

It's funny the west bank settlers break almost all of the 10 commandments

gays stay winning

Did you know gays eat at pizza hut?

>>214227755
There's poo in the pizza

>>214227738
unlike drugs, there are no negative side effects to homosexuality
>inb4 AIDS
doesn't exist, debunked

no but I know gays eat at da POOPER HUT

brian is literally ban evading
he should be banned and his posts deleted

straights talk about poop more than homosexuals do

It’s stupid that it’s called the West Bank. Conventionally, you’re supposed to use left or right based on the direction of the river’s flow. Since the Jordan River flows south, it should be the Right Bank.

>>214227758
Gays lose anal control, and have anal leakage and have lower life expectancies

Im a high iq straight white man with a tight butthole

drinking milk

It’s stupid that it’s called the West Bank. They don't even trade in financial goods or services. It should be called the West Region of Palestine.

>>214227779
even if that were true (which it's not), you know there are other ways to have gay sex right? dick to dick contact, mutual handjobs, oral sex?

>>214227806
Saint t Hanks my man

>>214227811
It is true

Just got a predatory loan from the (((west bank)))

>>214227808
It’s in the east of Palestine THOUGH

>>214227816
what if i'm a top (giver not a receiver) and that doesn't apply to me

It's really stupid that it's on the eastern side of Israel but is called the west bank

Why do my teeth go numb when I drink coffee

Every problem America currently has was inherited from England.

The gay brian shit is probably off topic, IM JUST SAYING if someone NOT ME were to report him, he might get banned before the spam starts
Like to a post like this
>>214227672

Bottom teeth go numb when I drink a coffee.

my favorite category of gay porn is straight men getting raped

It's disgusting when some putrid normalfag posts a screenshot on his phone and he has a bunch of notifications and shit at the top of his screen and he doesn't even bother to crop it out or at least clear his notifications or something.
Why do normies live in such filth?

>>214227850
everything here is off topic

>>214227868
Everyone hates Brian, that's all that matters

>>214227837
The problem is that it’s in reference to the river. It’s the West Bank of the Jordan River. The country now called Jordan used to be called Transjordan, which means that it’s on the other side of the Jordan River, but they stupidly dropped the “Trans-” and now have the same name as the river. Anyway, the West Bank could also be called Cisjordan.

You're hated for being an obnoxious erratic freak, not for being gay. Quit using your sexuality as an excuse for your degenerate dogshit personality, and people just might start treating you better.

they hate me cuz they ain't me

And you just know they probably have boogers and stuff on their screen too.

>>214227883
yeah i'd let you top me bro

>>214227882
making straight chuds seethe is funny thoughever

It's been years and I feel I haven't learnt anything at all

>>214227883
Which captain of crush gripper can you close

my farts have been astronomical this evening. i haven't even had much protein. the room smells like rotten eggs.

>>214227897
I'd say let's not shit where we eat, but I'm pretty sure faggots are into that

>>214227862
mine looks like a dumbphone

a guy could have the most beauitful, pinkest butthole and take the nastiest shits and farts with it

>>214227909
Google Pixel 8a with GrapheneOS.

>>214227907
i make my bottoms douche their buttholes well

lol

>>214227883
based short king

once again a fucking chinaman is scrounging through my recycling bin like a goddamn raccoon

Strong urge for a bowl of cereal

>>214227922
I'm on a Motorola Edge 2023 on Android 14. I always wanted to try Graphene but Pixel are so expensive.

>>214227935
clean as fuck anon

why am i sweating?

>>214227958
When are you upgrading to the Goon

>>214227974
a deep urge to get your ass eaten out (by me)

our economy won't survive this decade

>>214227958
>to try Graphene but Pixel are so expensive.
If it makes you feel any better.
I didn't have a smartphone for 2 years.
No phone in 2022 and 2023.
I was off the grid.

>>214227941
umm based that bitch a real nigga

>>214227986
yeah yeah whatever

I rock an Android Galaxy Z Flip6. Thinking of getting the Fold8 when my contract ends in exactly a year.

>>214227972
Im unvaxxed and uncut.
Ofc I'm clean as FUCK.

>Percentage Point Change: The unemployment rate increased by 2 percentage points (8% - 6% = 2 percentage points).
>Percentage Change: The unemployment rate increased by approximately 33.3% ( (8% - 6%) / 6% = 0.333).
Crazy how many people use these incorrectly

Why do I need two letter of recommendations from friends? How do you expect me to get that?

>>214227986
us landlord chads will be just fine

>>214228046
All of your money will become worthless due to hyperinflation

>>214227844
It's too bad smoking is so terrible for long term health. It really does make everyone look cool.

>>214228046
Unprofessional email (embarrassing)

Once I went into a restaurant and this homeless black woman came in and sat near me
And she just kept staring directly at me smiling while I tried to ignore her
Bizarre

>>214228083
drugs, mental illness

>>214228083
Maybe it’s because she’s black?

Smoking is good when done in excess

>>214227971
THIS NIGGA READIN BOOKS N SHIET JAJAJAJAJ >>214226932

>>214228083
This but I'm a tanish guy and white homeless women used to be very into me when I was 18 and had hair.

>>214228065
property values tend to rise with inflation thoughever
>>214228081
i like to be concise and get straight to the point, no need for lengthy emails

piece of shit itunes keeps logging me out

>>214228098
Excess means too much, meaning an amount that is above what is the good amount. Therefore "good when done in excess" is a contradiction. If it's good then it's not in excess.

>>214228111
*logs into my toilet*

>>214228083
what does the black part have to do with anything

jesus christ chuds are pathetic

>>214228119
it's just descriptive

I want to visit Cambodia and Laos

>>214228119
It's a descriptor you freak
If she was asian I would have also said asian

>>214228113
slammed that idiot through the drywall

one time i saw a WHITE homeless dude tweaking out on the sidewalk

i can't believe white people are like this

>Write autobiography for potential employer.
>They ask me why I wrote it like a formal essay.
Did I reveal my autism?

>>214228134
Of course you do Brian

>>214228135
>If she was
*were

this person >>214228134 is sexually attracted to minors

>>214228134
Are you Chinese or Japanese?

>>214228142
>whats this? 6 chapters devoted entirely to masturbation?

>>214228127
>>214228135
brian is VERY touchy about the niggas lmao probably cause he's got the gay aids or something and his already low IQ brain is rotted

>>214228148
>>214228151
Nonono not like that
I want to party in youth hostels and look at temples and jungles

>>214228113
Uh no it's good in excess

>>214228148
that's not me. i don't capitalize my sentences.
and i prefer latin america over southeast asia anyway.

>>214228142
Hilarious shit test

>>214228138
>i can't believe white people are like this
I didn't say anything like that,
sensitive little freak

>>214228157
Only three and a half chapters, sir.

>>214228138
one time i saw an illegal MEXICAN homeless dude tweaking out on the sidewalk

i can't believe MEXICAN people are like this

both regions are good for taking advantage of geo-arbitrage. but the southeast asian languages are too much of a burden to learn. >>214228164

>>214228135
*if she WERE Asian
subjunctive mood; conditional hypothetical

Incel child's are swimming in black homeless pussy and still have the gall to complain

>>214228193
wtf are you talking about

>>214228193
*chuds
Autocorrect damn

closing time
you dont have to go home but you cant stay here

I think homeless people of all races are gross and should be killed imo

>>214228209
I KNOWWWWW WHOOOOOI WAAAAAAAAANT TO TAKE ME HOME
I KNOOOOOWWW WHOOOOO I WAAAAAAAAANT TO TAKE ME HOOOOOME
TAKE ME HOOOOooooommme

I need a white gf with blue eyes and brunette hair.

People really let the Epstein thing go.

Theres nothing wrong with being a rich jew that does sexual trafficking and blackmailing of rich people
It is normal and valid AF

I’m getting absolutely trashed tonight and the going pure sober for a while. Believe in me, /cum/fags.

>>214228242
People now are more focused on the destiny and roblox situations

>>214228251
why not wait until friday when we can drink together?

>>214228258
why don't you stop being a PUSSY and get TRASHED right now

>>214228195
I always hated this in language classes. I couldn't see the value of classifying things in this way.

>>214228268
because I have to get up for work at the crack of 7

Does english even have subjunctive? Doesn't seem like it really

>>214228251
lucky nigga

>>214228278
sounds like some dat pussy bitch talmbout work

>>214228290
how am I supposed to purchase liqour to drink without income?

>>214228299
ayo nigga u finna be boutta rob dat liquor store nahmean get you dat henny

they don't want you to know the best investment properties are in the ghetto

>>214228311
best properties to get pumped full of lead in

If every man was assigned a tit cow by the government, all war, violence, and crime would cease overnight

When your hit indie game comes out, will you let people stream it for free?

>the best investment properties are in the ghetto
oh it's true for sure. you should buy that asap lmaooo you'll really stick it to the jew that way

We will restore the Greater Michigan Empire.

these are the subreddits I'm in

>>214228365
you're too trigger happy with that shit

drinkin weeb beer right now

i don't think being atheist makes me better than you, i know being atheist makes me better than you

why do the jews always make the black man wear the dress?? it's kinda faggy you know

>>214228164
>>214228184


The Philippines is a Latin American country in Southeast Asia, that speaks English.

Atheists don't make good athletes

>>214228443
or debaters

Im sure I could find some famous atheist athlete on the yankees, lakers or oilers but I really dont care enough to look it up

>>214228443
or people

>>214228324
>>214228348
i treat my tenants well. i'm gonna buy up the entire south side.

>>214228452
also true

>>214228357
this post reeks of incel energy

I will not order Uber Eats. I will make food at home.

>hot and sweaty so I know I'll barely get any slrrp tonight can't sleep
>open the window even though it'll barely help
>fruit flies start flying in
winter cant come soon enough

The strangest things appear in the autofill bar when I type "Japanese"

>>214228484
I can't wait for fall when the insects go back to hell where they belong.

Posting after two days

>in ww2 russians trained dogs to be suicide bombers
think of the doggos and puppers...

Today's toilet session was one for the ages

>slrrp cant sleep
im so fucking cooked

It just takes some time, little girl
You're in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright, alright

>>214228492
amen, worthless fucking scum

>>214228499
Were you banned for posting ponies

Eating blueberries always makes me feel good.

>>214228523
Nah just busy
Felt weird not being able to shitpost

>>214228476
I dont post or vote and sort by controversial and new

what if i wanted to break
laugh it all off in your
face

There is a mosquito somewhere in my room and as soon as I fall asleep it's going to sip sip mmmmm help itself to my blood

>>214228535
are you actually korean

>>214228544
i remember that song from guitar hero

>>214228355
That’s all Quebec albeit

>>214228549
I'd lose my mind trying to find it for hours

>>214228563
vgh what could have been,,,

No way the anime tiddies subreddit still has earth chan as their pfp
What year are they living in

yes i hate mexicans. yes, many of my clients are mexican.
i am a business man at heart. i'm cordial.

>>214228563
apparently collecting security deposits is illegal there. thank fuck i'm not a landlord there

>>214228508
she's off-putting to me because of who she associates with (tectone and asmongold) gross, says a lot about her that she willingly hangs out with those two. Nasty ass hoe.

>>214228576
>yes i hate mexicans. yes, many of my clients are mexican.
you're a traitor to the white race and will be executed on RAHOWA

>>214228357
here are mine

>>214228589
sounds like you're just a fagtard

>>214228574
she cute

Puerto Ricans and Cubans hate us because they are jelly of us
the fact is we are superior

>>214228595
i'm only loyal to other high net worth individuals. i couldn't care less what white trash thinks of me.

Believe in yourself!

>>214228600
>big indian dick
holy shit, there's a subreddit for everything huh?

>02
this is a strawberry general

>>214228595
Brian is a Puerto Rican fag but yeah he is white

Puerto Rico is majority white and it's a shithole which proofs white supremacists wrong hahahahaha

>>214228571
imagine no retards starting the French Revolution, history could have been vastly different. we'd probably be all speaking french right now

woops. here's the censored version.

>>214228620
>the fact is we are superior
i dont know if being superior to islands is a flex mexibro

I don't brush my teeth.
I don't do laundry.
I don't shower.
I clean my asshole.

>>214228637
you are brown
you are a pedophile
there are almost no white people in PR

>>214228508
Every time I see a picture of her I renew my tier 3 sub

>>214228646
as you should, sweetie. keep that hole nice and clean and lubricated for me.

>>214228659
that's a good boi

>>214228657
Brian is a gay grooming pedophile

214228659

>>214228672
i'm an ephebophile at best (worst?). big difference.

>>214228665
>>214228689
Send me $100 in bitcoin

>>214228711
the question is, what are you willing to do for that?

>>214228727
Your post ended in 27

great now goshpedo is spamming too. welp I'm out, the two worst posters can spam up the place.

Please come to Sverigetråden
>>214221397
>>214221397
>>214221397
>>214221397
>>214221397

>>214228727
he's cute. i'd skullfuck him.

>>214228733
bc1q6cavqlw9j7na0947t8mh8can227g65a67geq3d

>>214228752
be my sex slave

time to shower then bed

>>214228752
aww hell no

>>214228772
Dude I will plant CP in your computer and you can be Tyrone sex slave in Chicago prison you fat dumb spic

i'm white and in shape thoughever

So many people in this thread need to be permabanned

Better be scared

Leftover meat from dinner sandwich: in

>>214228842
>jason and his fellow gay paedo from texas

>>214228849
african americans are my allies. they would never harm me.

i feel dark evil forces acting on me. keep me in your prayers

>>214228865
>african americans are my allies
they're no ones ally, not even to each other
even in prison they barely stick together

I only took the edible 30 minutes ago and I’m already blasted. That’s not a great sign. In all likelihood I’m about to sail off into oblivion very soon, fellas.

>>214228885
I've done like 1000mg before.
Was high for 3 days straight.

Not sure how to feel

goodnight

drinkin 40 bud lights and turning off my headlights

>>214228895
That’s pretty wild man. I take normal human being amounts lol.
>>214228902
Goodnight doggy

>>214228727
He's all of us

>>214228914
Dude I saw white light and my body temp was 60 degrees.

I've pushed the limits.

>>214228880
i'm the exception. i'm diplomatic.

Haven't found substitutes for Jolt yet

I greatly enjoy blasting this song: https://youtu.be/pnYfIos4CqY

>>214228865
Is this you?
https://youtu.be/9jCpUMUezzY

>>214228928
Respect that

>>214229020
evil tune
https://youtu.be/91rHFP0OtTE

>>214229055
Hell yeah.

Getting real sick and tired of one of my local taco bell places
tonight the manager chimped out on me because I took 1 (ONE) step into the kitchen area to grab an order I had to deliver instead of waiting 20 minutes for some fat retarded hourly worker to hand me it. Like they expect me to let them take money out of my pocket because they want some kind of power trip because they're mad they have to work at taco bell or some shit

>>214229095
Hey maybe you've delivered slop to me before

>>214229102
If you're in New Hampshire it's possible

>>214229110
Oh no, I've never been there.
Now I want slop...

made a girl on omegle “cum so hard” by telling her about how she deserves to be raped and curbstomped. she gave me her home address

>>214229116
Don't order taco bell, they prioritize delivery orders last because their managers get bonuses based on production line speed but that only takes into account lobby orders and drive through orders. Some managers will literally tell their employees to stop what they're doing if they're working on a delivery order and work on a drive through order instead
Only fast food place who does that btw

>>214229143
Don't worry, in my area we have Del Taco, which is slightly better than Taco Bell

>>214229141
It's just that easy

Was just reminded of a local taco place that closed in 2018. I have mixed feelings about it. I never actually liked it very much, but a certain group of friends would always drag me there whenever I’d hang out with them, enough that I’ve got a kind of rose tinted nostalgia for the place despite not even liking it

>>214229141
what did she say to get that reaction from you

>>214229226
>2018
Good year

>>214229228
probably something like “hii f18”, i don’t remember exactly

>>214229285
Hi f18, I’m dad

Oh yeah, also saw a shooting star tonight. Shortly after this song came on. One of those weird really specific coincidences that reminds me that God is with me always

https://youtu.be/5YqG9-ViFSg

I feel like I'm a god and I'm going to win the lottery soon.

>>214229299
>>214229300
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky
Are like shooting stars?
I could really use a wish right now
Wish right now, wish right now

>>214229310
You're just manic anon
Seek help before you do something stupid that you'll regret

>>214229327
I'm not.
How much you make a year

I’m like a sexy quarterback chinese

>>214229340
$106,000 roughly

>>214229350
Brokie.

thid is the second fruit fly tbats flown onto my phone screen. wonder how many more there are in my room. worthless disgusting pieces of fucking shit.

>>214229368
I'll make it one day

im the richest man here

>>214229398
the richest man in new india

>>214229396
You won't h1b jeet

>>214229398
I'm 18 and never had a job. What was your career path?

>>214229445
My family has owned farm land in New England for well over a hundred years

>>214229457
the casino

>>214229459
(different leaf) Real /cum/mers have been here for at least 400 years, Mr. Ellis Island

ive only been here for 2 years

>>214229502
his post doesn't say anything about how long he's been here and if you had anglo reading comprehension you'd understand that

not a fan of scrambled eggs but i LOVE fried eggs

i am old

>>214229590
I'm 25

>>214229571
I’m replying to your post, not his

>>214229626
little older than that, a few hundred thousand years plus three

>>214229587
I used to always do sunny side up fried eggs, but I’ve recently gotten around to learning how to poach eggs properly, and I think they’re a lot better

>>214229710
>>214229710
>>214229710
migrate soon

>>214229631
that wasn't my post

>>214227941
kek

>>214229724
>>214229631 is literally a reply to >>214229571

>>214228026
>uncut
>clean
kek retard

>>214228659
grim

>>214229752
I don’t understand why Americans think unmutilated penises aren’t clean. You wash under your foreskin when showering. Should you cut off your ears so you don’t need to wash behind your ears in the shower? Maybe cut off your butt cheeks so you don’t need to wipe

>>214229751
i'm a different anon
>>214229792
no one thinks that

>go and take a poop
>come back
>anons are arguing about who replied to my post or who posted it

>>214229983
So true

>>214229587
I do fried scrambled eggs