Thread 214533574

salad cat

>>214533574 (OP)
cats are natural carnivores so this is inhumane

>it's not rocket

where is the british culture

>>214533590
Good job retard

>>214533605
>The cat, also referred to as the domestic cat or house cat, is a small domesticated carnivorous mammal (Wikipedia)
well???

Let ye who has not arsed up his life cast the first stone

>>214533603
cat is british

One more hour of security guard toil remains...

>>214533669
Do you ever larp as a 1950s detective

>>214533669
does it feel very secure? being a security guard?

>>214533669
oh no i've been bad please don't pin me down and handcuff me :0

Some dude really get paid to stand around and stop some 19 year old from stealing a packet of 5 Gum for a billionaire

>>214533639
cast the first poo you mean surely

>>214533603
yanks call it arugula
bizarre

cooking dinner
captcha knows

>>214533689
Saftey is an illusion

>>214533647
looks a bit asiatic to me but perhaps he's welsh

>>214533711
wait so thats what arugala is
ive heard yanks say it on tv but i never knew what it was

>>214533711
it's from people interpreting italians saying rucola
they thought it sounded like arugula
it's like gabagool

What she asked of me at the end of the day arugala would have blushed

wikipaedo is here

>>214533724
what you fixing

>keep your loving brother happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwb3P0fuM1c&list=RDqwb3P0fuM1c&start_radio=1&rv=gN3S2rxol8k
and the music swells up
they don't make it like that no more

>>214533769
spag bol init

>>214533772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwb3P0fuM1c&list=RDqwb3P0fuM1c&start_radio=1&rv=gN3S2rxol8k
ffs

>>214533761
teheheh

What's your favorite girl voice lads

Here's mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx8_bOH1gss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwb3P0fuM1c&list=RDqwb3P0fuM1c

>>214533779
mmm good
I hope you have plenty of cheese handy for serving the spaghetti bolognese topped with the cheese

>>214533798
yea that's the one

hired goons?

Would you rather have a receding hairline and a convicted paedophile or be going bald?

>>214533711
we call it arugula too. honestly it's a better name than rocket. that sounds like a candy

>>214533843
>Would you rather have a receding hairline
>or be going bald
same thing

>>214533854
Not the same thing at all

>>214533861
yes it is

Need her to poo on my willy and in my mouth.

Have the upright walking automotons replaced manual labor

All I'm saying is that people don't really seem to be appreciating the gravity of this situation

Getting dressed up in my costume for this birthday party
Can you guess who I'm going as?

Emma Watson and me.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756955322533301.webm

One day, he will post his last emma

not clicking that, wikipaedo

>>214533605
Good job retard

me explaining what I'm doing this weekend

>>214533954
thanks

>>214533965
sputtering

so that's a man fingering and sucking on a woman's pooey arsehole

>>214533932
papa schtroumpf?

>>214533953
Do NOT confuse me with that freak.

>>214533932
groovy

>>214533958
wonder whos gunna be the first guy to lose his cock to a sex robot malfunctioning

>>214534010
I plan to be the first person to have their sex robot file for divorce

mass effect andromeda is the australia of mass effect
it happened, everyone's ashamed of it
but it's still there

>>214533932
ivan milat

>>214533983
>fingering
He's eating a poo.

new headphones giving me fucking nausea

>>214533965
cute

>>214534066
that's not supposed to happen

Why is there a book of job in the bible and it’s not even about employment

Can't wait until the Earth is just one big Hiati

>>214534093
i think it's to do with the noise cancelling. brainberg will probably get used to it don't worry x

You’re Haitian me crazy

i think the earth needs one big hiatus

>named Job
>Jobbed the hardest to God more so than anyone else in the bible

When I was a kid I thought rain was god crying tears because of all the war and pollution </3

Kurva anyatok

Start investing in any stock related to the production of autonomous robots and stop investing in anything that is not.

rest in bepis the canadian oilsands. I feel like the first thing to go will be dangerous work involving machinery that costs a thousand dollars an hour in fuel to run in frigid temperatures.

rubber dinghy rapids

>>214534180
Alri marvin gaye

When i was a kid, i woke up early on saturdays to watch my cartoons while spent the whole week waking up as late as i could (except for wednesday, also a cartoon day)

>>214534255
funny ahh animals

There should be a navy with no poofs or nons

>>214534255
I like the llama

Mad how I’ve got it all figured out but it’s so lonely at the top and nobody will heed my words of wisdom

screm

Mexican-Americans...

>>214534369
just got this kino on 4k and will be watching it this evening

>>214534313
*tosses salad and scrambles eggs*
"I'm listening".

>>214534058
I never saw any need to play andromeda is it good in any way?

>>214534428
No matter what, don't do it.

You know those guns that fire 100000 rounds a second GANK. THAT's what I want for Columbus Day.

>>214533798
https://youtu.be/WO7t_S4oVts?t=30

>>214533634
why do tvtards always pretend like they're appalled by what they're seeing, they just look normal, if anything mel looks genuinely interested

outrageously good sleeping
well done me

some guy last night was talking about how being as nordic as possible was the peak of human evolution and how angela merkel was better looking than some italian actress and he’s wrong
because you realise that the southern european countries and france are the ones who made some of the greatest works of art and food, never hear of anyone up in norway making symphonies, beautiful buildings or good food and most of the great people from france and italy weren’t from the north
france is a more well rounded country because they are not as genetically northern, that is why they invent and engineer but also excel artistically while we we bash our heads together making another ugly newbuild estate that is an affront to beauty
we need to be less nordic. we would look better too. our women are not scandi enough to be attractive as they are.

feeling cute x

>rem
>corrrrr
>deep

why are there 100 million ethiopians oh my days

>>214534544
grim tranny

>>214534527
r1BVLL supremacy for me

>>214534573
i dont know what that is

Nobody
Jews existing
The entire world

GANK

>>214534581
oh you have a wonderful ocean of haploautism to dive into

>>214533669
Is it true they hire literally anybody in security, even autistic incels who have never worked a day in their life?

>>214534602
i have heard of them but arent smart enough to work out exactly what it is
like the main genetics that determine what ethnic group you belong tov

>>214534615
>even autistic incels who have never worked a day in their life?
are you an autistic incel who's never worked a day in his life?

>>214534615
thinking of applying?

>>214534544
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>214534643
>>214534649
Of course not, asking for my friend, the one who’s real

>>214534667
>the one who’s real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQht2yOX9Js
it's not your fault

Wish i could hate but im just a big softie with a heart of gold at the end of the day

Samuel L Jackson appears in 5 out of 10 of my favorite 10 motion pictures. That's pretty neat if you ask me.

Jesus saved me now I'm sane

>>214534709
White man’s kryptonite
The whole Kalergi plan agenda would be way more effective if they pushed WMAF instead of trying to force blacked shit

>>214534768
Jackie Brown is the only movie with him in my top 50

>>214534803
Jackie Brown is my #1. I love that movie. What's your top 50 looking like though, talk to me.

>>214534339
How do you get released on bail as a paedo kidnapper

!

>>214534621
all you need to know is R1alpha, R1bvll, I1, and J1 and J2

also for the purposes of this thread keep in mind the highest concentrations of R1bvlls are found in Ireland and Chad, Africa

>>214534837
Deleted my old one from my folders, I'll make another

heart of stone is the best dlc around
made me care about david beckham

Wish I could go back to that time I was discovering Future Funk lads ngl

>>214534989
tranny or jew?

>>214534667
you can keep him company as he does his security guard duties. sounds kind of sweet actually or maybe like the premise of a horror movie

Me? I1 Anglo-Saxon BVLL

cant believe its wednesday already

get in

https://www.c-span.org/ahtv

france is better than england

>>214535026
bet you got some me in you

>>214535041
yea i don't do good with compliments

people are mental

charli charli charli
oi
oi
oi

>>214533590
cats like to eat grass sometimes

>>214535041
unironic trvke
spend every day wishing i was born there and i had french blood in me but alas it was not meant to be. an eternal anglo pig.

me? im a disgust smelly pay pig

>>214535093
those things aren’t french
im probably more french than they are

women are so pretty i wish i was a woman

Me and the other jfs here WILL be boarding a small boat

toilberg on the ropes

Stop posting videos of women you weird freaks

here is your civilisation bro

>>214535118
but i love women they're lovely and nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAUJSc6unAg
yea, turns out the darkies have soul

>>214535130
Peng

>>214535130
Cause you want to be one freakoid

>>214535055
True, it’s crazy that only 37% strongly support.

>>214535119
lanklets on the ropes

>>214535079
i heard stories about people addicted to giving women on the internet money is that true

>>214535113
yeah

Feeling a bit under the weather lads

>>214535119
>Mr Gugino is a devout Catholic
why would god let him get brain damage defending black lives matter

>>214533574 (OP)
kitty pretty

look at these mfers!

>>214535175
hate normgroids

>>214535175
mad how funny femoids are

I moved 2800 miles from my hometown and havent had a friend in 10 years

>2025
>not being steam deck chad

>>214535174
Definitely have jacked off to gay porn before watching this motion picture because it's gay and I'm not like that brother

Broke: "uniparty"
Woke: "the regime"
Bespoke: "the System"

fizzy raspberry blackberry coconut lemon limeade

>>214535175
bent freaks

Thinking about that jerk chicken and the rice n pea ting

*enters brit*

>>214534503
ayo this nigga sleeping

bicarb cell
or
cleric blab
or
bi cry call

>>214534874
there must be a shitload of conditions

>>214535183
the weather changed overnight and i immediately got a stuffy nose. time for everyone to have a neverending cold for the next 8 months

>>214535315
Had one from April through July this year and I'm still sniffling a little. But honestly I probably just want to be sick. I want to be pampered and taken care of by a bitch you know what I'm saying. Subconsciously.

i'm a cute little strawberry :3

>>214535341
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Good morning to all National Socialists and Fascists

Good morning and good luck

>>214535354
hitler's dead mate

what's mexico all about

I'm a cute fuzzy little bat

Ranelagh Street at Cases Street, 1940s and 2025

>>214535354
morning

>>214535410
quesadillas and that

Might get Chinese for tea tonight

>>214535331
nothing wrong with wanting to be taken care of when you're sick, very understandable. although you do sound a little nefarious towards the end there

>>214535447
You ever seen Phantom Thread?

Paradise Street, 1947 and 2025

Off tae bed (by that I mean phoneposting bunched up under the covers before nodding off)

>>214535354
morning

>>214535469
it's 7am

>>214535457
daddy and I went to see it together in the theater when it came out
at the end when it's revealed daddy and I exchanged knowing looks with each other
still not sure what that meant

>>214535483
Correct

>>214535461
well the flowers and trees look nice

You know when you see Timothy out for a walk staring at the ground with a sad look in his eye as he's accepting that moral relativism exists

I’ve just did myself a tarot card reading and I’ve pulled the worst 3 cards imaginable
great start to my day

about to explore my shell go perks

hellos

>>214535558
which ones?

well

>>214535457
no but it looks interesting. was that a movie quote?

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>>214535606
are woman as soft as they look

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>>214535623
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I wish I was American

Worst gimmick ever award
>214535670
>214535657
>214535643
>214535625

Spicy Latina farts brap brap brap

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>214535703
fresh off the boat huh kid?

it's a fucking weird gimmick

2 days off toil for me woo

Scottish Westminster Voting Intention:

SNP: 31% (+1)
RFM: 21% (+14)
LAB: 17% (-18)
CON: 11% (-2)
LDM: 11% (+1)
GRN: 6% (+2)

Via @Moreincommon_, 21 Aug - 1 Sep.
Changes w/ GE2024.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Looking at my long lost relatives on 23andMe

Mad how all the Americans have minor Sub-Saharan DNA

If you could hack the emergency broadcast this Sunday, what would you have the message say?

>>214535721
>fresh off the boat
Don't say that

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>214535598
No, being cared for while sick is a major plot point in it though. It's a good movie.

>>214535731
Baffling how many people still vote for the SNP despite all their failures. Scots are truly braindead

>>214535742
yhe binble

>>214535742
doing a poo

>>214535742
I'm trying to think of what you could say + a monero address that would be sufficiently urgent that it would force people to: learn how to buy monero then send a small amount to that address all without wondering why they were having to do this.

Drawing a blank though. I think it's just too many steps for a normoid to comprehend. Their limit is buying a Google play card or clicking a singular phishing link.

>>214535461
What has been done to us since 1945 is a crime that warrants the supreme punishment.

>>214535759
what else are they going to do, vote for another party and get forgotten about entirely?

>>214535843
How do I buy Monero?
I want to get as much money as possible out of the banking system.

>>214535742
Two-Tier Keir

>>214535856
if the SNP had their way Scotland would have the demographics of London so I’d rather vote for Farage
t.scot

couldn't she have married someone who was less obviously a mincer?

any hammered off his nut man in

>>214535897
dunno mate who do i look like a magic 8 ball

>>214535871
Good man.

>>>/biz/60881462

ok gang, let's go through this day then we'll all go out an get freshers gfs

Digital ID + CBDC means game over for dissidents and Whites in general

>>214535909
Mee
Tomorrow's hangover has already begun and its not even midnight
Its going to be brutal

>>214535931
boring bastard

>>214535931
who’s still going to be defending the coming system by the time zoomers get into their 30s and all the current ruling generation has died off

wogs don’t want to uphold diverse technocratic society they want gibs and their own enclaves

>>214535935
youre lucky. ive still got a whole afternoon of toil to look forward to

Might wank

>>214535931
it's not even 8am yet you tedious wanker give it a rest yeah?

>>214533574 (OP)
he likes it :)

why are other people on /int/ using brit phrases
despise foreigners, uninventive soulless lesser beings

>>214535958
leftypol is in for a big shock when he finally realises all the millions of 3rd worlders he's invited dont actually share any of his values

2016mong unable to explain how the government will lock up millions of people without any spare prisons or policemen

waiter, there's a poo in my soup!

Crashing out.
Looks like it's a pair of longjohns someone threw out.

>>214536067
sir, you ordered the poo soup

>>214536058
>8 in the morning
>spouting the same shite that’s been agreed here 100 times

>>214536069
Vixens are always fighting over my trousers too aha

tired of my dogshit evil incel life

>>214536067
keep it down sir or everyone will want one

>>214536069
>The money is buried under a big T.

>>214536046
he thinks it's yumny!

Wow! Now this is how you fix the low birth rate

Had an OK wank

>>214536069
chaos reigns

>>214536141
would get her boignant

Increasingly turned off by complete nudity and overt sexuality and turned on by pictures like this

My favorite xitter mutual beame a pagan larper

>>214536167
oh please DO tell us more about your willy

>>214535958
There will always be enough traitors and ZOG slaves to keep it running.

>>214533590
Our catberg moonlights as a weed wacker

We are entering a timeline where the Jews will have a nation state and homeland but White Europeans won't. What a twist of fate.

>>214536209
you're australian

>>214536181
Nothing to do with my willy, it’s a brain thing

>>214536167
do you think that fir tree on the right is in a small pot inside the basket or in a big pot on the floor diagonally behind the basket?

Nothing to do with my brain, it’s a willy thing

>>214536221
oh thanks for the mansplaining

>>214536217
I'm actually English

Would get her boing-boingnant

>>214536209
might have something to do with the fact that there are like 20 million jews and 700 million europeans

>>214536228
The fir on the left suggests big pot

>>214536228
it's in the basket

the waifu

>>214536091
yeh youve said this already. no one cares you fraggle

Toilberg needs my slides for the pitch deck in 45 minutes

>>214535061
never seen it

>>214536255
ah you're an immigrant

>>214536255
Your ancestry is two irish criminals or a bunch of those. Not much english there, no?

fuck life
there, i said it

having a bit of a moment lads

saw a tiktok of some asian girl literally crying and shaking because of the flags saying she is scared of being sent to pakistan and he was born here and is english, want to cuddle her

off to bed

>>214536316
night night x

>>214536314
get them sent back

>>214536316
>at 8am
grim grim grim

>>214536316
same I love being a neet

>>214536270
belly

>>214536314
she'd be happier in pakistan.

In about 9 grand of credit card debt and the house needs loads of working doing to it
got 70 grand in savings but too much of a tight bastard to touch it saving it for real emergencies x

>>214536329
she can stay

>>214536363
o/

>>214536351
sort yourself out

>>214536351
if the credit card debt isn't at 0% apr then you're an utter mong

>>214536291
You have to be black or brown to be an immigrant. Like yourself.

>>214536314
But if she’s English, they’re her flags?

>>214536410
>>214536410
>>214536410

>>214536351
udder mong

>>214536406
but she's a paki?
they know they'll never actuall be english, nor do they want to be

>>214536420
>>214536420
>>214536420

>>214536351
You understand that emergencies expand in a square root I hope

>>214536180
Another L for christkikes

>>214536137
yes he likes it :)