Thread 214546424

its anudda shoa

Hey guys. Let’s all get to Sweden. Skweeeeow

>>214546636
Shan't, first come first serve

>>214546639
based

Got popcorn chicken

>>214546814
publix?

>>214546956
Yea I miss KFC tho

No officer there's nothing up my butt no need to search

>searches anons asshole
>there actually is nothing but he ejaculates

>>214547016
haha doesnt help to look right hehe

Im tired

hi

Big fan of this image

i've been smuggling poop inside my asshole

>>214551910
Ugh
Can't you have some decency

Striker son or grappler daughter

>>214551973
Grappler daughter
Striker son will get CTE and live miserably the last years of his life

What Call Of Duty had the best campaign?

>>214550196
hello

>>214550196
>>214552122
Low iq conversation

>>214552096
3

hi
hello
how are you
i'm fine how about you
i'm alright
nice

>Outside of his diving career, Louganis has also been an outspoken advocate for LGBTQ+ rights and HIV/AIDS awareness. The diver came out as gay in 1994 and announced he was HIV-positive a year later.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/gregory-louganis-olympics-medals-sold-diver-b2818972.html

>jason's idol

I gave myself a footjob once and it felt really good but I haven't ever done it again because I'm too afraid of becoming a footfag

>>214552166
Human normies talk like this and then wonder why everyone is making friends with ai

>>214552166
Wyd?

I’ve never worn a pink shirt

anyone who believed koko the gorilla could actually talk is a dumbass

Wish I could marry and have sex with a princess

>>214552370
How about joey koko the gorilla diaz

>>214552370
She could, and the lady who raised her used to make her employees (male and female) show Koko their nipples

>>214552371
this but it could just be an average rich girl

>>214552370
Same with Helen Keller who was a '''''socialist''''

>>214552415
No she couldn’t, she would just spam out words hoping to get a reaction and positive reinforcement.

Get ready with me for my first day of school

Got the job bros $115k plus 10% bonus…

But i’m already worth $500k at 30 and I was on neetbux.


Now i’m losing NEETbux and I feel sad.

>>214552494
can you hook me up with a job too

dont care

i shower before and after gym

>>214552494
Let me tell you how to spend your money:
Go somewhere fucking cool like Laos or Nepal

overslept and now i have a headache

>>214552471
Her being political is the only reason people pretend to believe it

>>214552632
I already did 3 months in SEA, i’ll be back for retirement.

>>214552705
Nevermind, you are based
Wish I has that kind of money and time, but alas I have to settle for 3 week backpacking trips instead of 3 month ones

>>214552565
I have never used a public shower

Door dash is the hardest blue collar job

>Letter from "Helen Keller" to Adolf Hitler
https://www.afb.org/HelenKellerArchive?a=d&d=A-HK02-B210-F03-001

>>214552844
The older I get, the more I realise that Helen Keller was a hoax

Its kinda funny when people from your shithole town say they're actually from the nearby city, yain't fooling us boy

>>214552844
>expecting me to click a virus link

lmao. lol even.

>>214552776
what makes it harder than uber eats, grubhub, postmates, etc?

how the fuck do you even get NEETbux, dont you have to be like a literal disabled retard to be accepted in the US

>>214552879
I do that

Just got off the phone with koko the gorilla. She told me to tell you all not to trust the Amerimutt slandering her.

I miss Hitler

>>214552916
Based anon defending his mom <3

>>214552166
https://youtu.be/77R1Wp6Y_5Y?si=lLEK3D2V4RoHGqrE

>soft blanket gently brushes against your infected toe
>worst pain you've felt in your life

>>214552916
Koko did nothing wrong, it was her handlers that made shit up and used her as a pawn for publicity

>>214552916
She talked to you beyond the grave?

>>214552960
I know that feel. Had an infected ingrown toenail, felt like someone shoved a broken lightbulb into my foot. Had to get surgery to fix it.

where are the messsssicans?

>>214552900
Lose your job (not fired). Its only good for lik 5 months though.

Hey there

>>214552960
>>214553020
Oof sorry bros, I had to have an ingrown toenail removed twice in the last year.
Luckily I caught it before it became infected, but that surgery HURTS

how do i get a remote job in 2020+5?
Are they still out there or was it just a fad? My laborer homie laughed at me when I asked him, but I think he's just seething because I have a degree.

Why so serious bababum hm hm hm hmhmhmhmhm bababum hm hm hm hmhmhmhmhm

>>214553044
Mine was day surgery, the guy basically cut a trench into my foot and removed half my toenail and the nail bed. They froze it so I didn't feel it at the time, but I heard the crunching and grinding from his little machine and it's etched in my fucking brain 10 years later.

Should I go to the gym or just for another walk

>>214553101
Dubs and you take a nap

>>214553082
Just buy a Powerball ticket

>>214552918
Brown hands

gambling is degenerate as fuck, might be the worst form of consooooming I can think of

>>214553172
You won’t be saying that when I win big tonight and tomorrow

I'm about to
I'm about to
I'm about to
I'm about to toast up a bagel and make a ham sandwich

You literally have a higher chance of getting struck by lightning 5 days in a row than you doing winning the lottery.

>>214553172
>quit drinking
>start buying lotto tickets and justify it by using the money saved that i would have spent drinking anyway
>now i drink and buy lotto tickets all the time

>>214553363
this is why probability is bullshit made up soft math. nobody has ever been struck by lightning five days in a row, tons of people have won the lottery

>>214553363
# of people who got struck by lightning 5 days in a row last year: 0
# of people who won the powerball last year: 1

>>214553424
Truke

>>214553424
I was struck by lightning 5 days in a row last year.

grok why did i shit my pants

>>214553505
what am i looking at?

>>214553031
My NEETBUX was like $31,000 it would have lasted me a good chunk. I literally only got to have like a month of it. I'm kind of pissed.

The right way to play the lottery is BUYING ONE SINGLE TICKET.

Anyone who is buying hundreds is a literal fucking retard.

cant win if you dont play (rubs hands jewishly)

>>214553644
**rubs your third arm**

if i won the lottery i would literally be happy

>>214553585
ai

>>214553636
This
If you buy just one Powerball (don’t buy the mega, 5$ a ticket isn’t worth it) it’s just chump change for the slight chance of life changing money. I’d say it’s worth it

>>214553684
as opposed to what? figuratively?

>>214553585
darth maul

Big fan of this image

>trans girl deletes all porn off xer social media
Sorry, sir, it's still over all the porn sites. Many such cases.

Got the Bardo Pond on

my new gimmick idea is getting pegged by elegant lithe Chinese women

Made one:
>>214553797

>>214553738
you're such a freak, jason

>>214553910
there are many videos on youtube made on this topic btw

Tired of the trump enslavememt syndrome

>>214553930
I'm not jason.

You just know the next democrat will reverse all the tariffs.

Cocoa pebbles > Cocoa puffs.

Fruity pebbles>Fruit Loops

bro I was reading reddit and some nigga was talking about being in food therapy for 8 years because he's a picky eater LOL

>>214554186
Jason used to talk about fantasizing about having a gf (female) who is the same height or taller than him
and now he talks about wanting a man dressed as a woman sodomizing him

>>214554350
just eat different foods like nigga just put the food in your mouth hahahaha

mom and grandma stopped shaving their legs that's why they never wear shorts or khakis

Phantasy Star > Final Fantasy

I was literally paid $1k a week not having to work, now I have to go back to work for fucking $2.5K bi-weekly most likely.

This is so fucking gay. I just wanna retire from working early, it so fucking gay.

Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug

Thinking about getting nuggies from McD's tonight.

>>214554630
imagine if you had daughters who threw nuggies at you

What's that cereal that's just little chocolate chip cookies? That's looks good

I’ll redeem myself in the eyes of my family by winning the powerball

>>214554819
Cookie Crisp. I haven't seen it here thobeit.

i wish we had sword fighting fraternities like they do IN GERMANY

>>214554943
Yeah I wish I could get cool dueling scars on my face too.

Growing up is realizing Hitler was kind of right

>>214554857
They'll hate you even more, no matter how much you give them

>>214553728
She's ran through

>tfws and lmia made it to mainstream news
it’s happening!

this person has 1 video with over 6 million views, and this is it?
lolololololol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VNcOaIEgBQ

>>214551871
same, same

>>214555083
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

salute your local pizza man, mine waited out in the rain to give me a hot fresh pizza GOD BLESS YOU SIR!

>>214555140
This is profound

>>214554452
that’s thor bjornson in the img

>>214554130
I don't think so. Politicians don't like to reduce taxes. They'll only remove them if things go to shit because of them.

Draw a pepe from memory. No reference. Do it.

>>214555308
are you mr. pendejo?

>>214555362
Nope?

bf said I was very wife coded because I was looking through a big coupon book of cleaning supplies that was in the mail today

>>214555422
why?

you are a hairy stinky man

>>214555435
Impressive. Very nice. Now, lets’s see anon’s frog.

>>214555444
Mirin drawing and trips

I'm like a bird

>>214555318

>>214555699
I like this one a lot

>>214555675
Damn Nelli got THICC

smelly fartado

>>214555675
*gulp*

>>214555675
>I'm like a bird
Which one a fattened up christmas turkey?

Cum is full of talented artists

>>214555750
>tracking pixels included
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DRUMPFY IS COMING TO THE US OPEN

>>214555969
I bet she sucks like a champ

>>214555444
very round
>>214555699
bro looks a bit unsettled
>>214555750
how bro looks at me when I forget to say no homo

What teas are tasty/healthy? I'm gonna start drinking tea.

I made hot water with salt to kill the white fungus on my tongue and it's kinda comfy to sip. I feel like an anime character.

I'm an up and /cum/mer

>>214555675
would

>>214555969
Why do people keep posting her?

>>214555675
You only get to be this fatthicc is if you have like 4 kids. Otherwise it's embarrassing

>>214556221
Feeders.

>>214556247
Sneeders.

don't yuck my yum

>>214556247
Strange fetish

Would you rather live in:
Chattanooga, TN
Washington DC
Providence, RI

i'm outta snacks so i'm going to the grocery store. so far on my list i've got:
* potato chips
* plantain chips
* pretzels
* wasabi peas
what else should i get.

143

>>214556376
i don’t know what happens in providence but the other two are negro zones so i’ll go there

Americans be like: would you live in Chootiwawa, Piel Rojo (home of the kkk) or the white part of San Juanitolicola Del Gutiérrez Hispañolarino, California?

>>214556176
nice full lips for eating tendies

My mom actually literally told my gf to jack me off more when I went to pick up our food

>>214556221
To show that USO is a classy slam

>>214556521
Based mom. Give her a crown.

>>214556488
xD

>>214556504
true that

>>214556097
gween tea :3

>>214556447
Maybe try to get something healthy for once

>>214556477
DC can be good if you're a millionaire in the nice parts of town, but I'd prefer to be in NoVA. Something like 6 of the top 10 wealthiest zip codes in the country are in the DC suburbs.

>>214556376
Chattanooga. Kino geography

>>214556657
that's what the plantain chips and wasabi peas are for.

>>214556648
I just finished my hot water and now my tongue is red like normal and has no white on it.

>>214556376
providence

test post do not sneed
>>214556521
nice what color her niples?

>>214556706
My brain is so ruined, that even after I reread it, I still see "Platinum Chip".

>>214556521
Yet she never jerked you off before you had a gf, hypocrite that she is.

>>214556908
black teas are good for a caffeine hit and imo are the best-tasting
herbal teas smell nice but have the least amount of content, no caffeine or much of anything, closest to "hot water"
green/white teas are in the middle of the two. good for upset stomachs. they are probably the best default tea. costco sells them in bulk packets which is good for day-to-day drinking, but the good stuff only comes from asian countries.

I don't deserve these sexy gym girls, they're too sexy and delicious

>>214556935
Bring me my Platinum Chip

>>214556935
you're my platinum chip. so precious i'd never gamble your life away on a game of blackjack in a seedy underground casino run by the mob.

>>214557162
N

>rags to riches self made billionaire
>single handedly climbed to being one of the most powerful men in the pre-war world
>founded and ran RobCo(named it after himself, deal with it)
>invented the pipboys used by every protagonist
>wrote the operating system on every terminal still operating since the great war
>made protectrons
>made sentry bots
>made assaultrons
>made eyebots
>made stealth boys
>made securitrons
>made AN ARMY of securitrons
>made Liberty Prime(with help from General Atomics)
>nearly perfectly predicted when the bombs would drop
>shot down most of the nukes
>survived the great war and used his advanced life extending tech to keep himself alive
>succeeded and became the longest living human in history(excluding mutant ghouls)
>positioned himself to be one of the most powerful men in the post-war world
>saves the courier and offers him/her the world as his right hand
>will repave roads, lay pipe, build water purifiers, aqueducts, irrigation tech, air conditioners, automobiles, repair train tracks and freight trains, security robots and turrets and weapons to eradicate the raider and mutant menaces
>will send robots to mine asteroids and find new planets for mankind to colonize
>will perfect his life extension tech and cryo tech and robots so they can carry their near immortal masters, the future of humanity, away to clean worlds ready to give man a fresh start now that (((they))) and the communists are all dead

>>214557038
I deserve a sexy gym girl with a horrible personality. I think that's a fair tradeoff.

>>214557379
>sexy gym girl
>horrible personality
as opposed to the quality women who wear leggings and thongs in public

>>214557312
All for the cost of you being either a slave to him or living a chaotic drug filled tribal existence.
I'd rather join Caesar and not live under the rule of a cyborg.

how do i get an email job?
i have CS degree and have worked as a SWE for 3 years

>>214557025
I think I'll try herbal teas then...

>>214557492
in the near future email jobs won't exist because of AI

>>214556376
I lived in Newport for a bit so I'll go with Providence.

>>214557492
You have to perform a series of quests, each more harrowing than the last. On the completion of the last quest you will be granted an email job.

I can't believe Joe Rogan and my dad are the same age and act the fucking same.
My dad is Joe rogan minus the DMT and working out. I don't fucking know.

>>214556488
Is Chootiwawa where Wawa started

>>214557025
herbal teas tend to be more flavorful than real tea depending on whats in them, I buy a big bag of christmas time tea from a local place that makes it every year in november/december, its filled with cinnamon, cloves and other christmasy flavors and I sip it throughout the winter

>>214557803
if you just buy raw spices and a strainer or sachets you can also make your herbal tea, you can find good combos online if you just look then tweak them to your taste

>>214557863
Rogan is a faggot

Dumped ass.

>>214557863
my dad is kind of a complete fucking clown world tier loser but its 100% my mom's fault and I think he's doing fine so I still hang out with him every now and then

>>214558021
lol who the fuck makes videos like this

>>214558290
"There's all these women making videos about guys checking them out. I'll show that it's a double standard."

>>214558021
I caught a goblina checking out my penis area once (she caught me looking at her tits by accident previously) made me feel weird

>>214558337
i suppose, though we don't know if they're looking at a bulge or maybe just a fun ninja turtles t-shirt or something

>>214557803
i want to travel somewhere (a city) but i'm afraid of returning and feeling like i wasted my money because i have no reasons to go to a city

it's pretty racist that you've never been robbed by a black person before

I'm starting to entertain thoughts that I may be the wrong gender

Would you rather live in:
Colorado Springs, CO
Austin, TX
Tampa, FL

You also have to consider the job markets.

>>214558627
Tampa

should i start packing a giant salami in my pants and manspreading so women stare at my groin? seems like it might be a fun hobby.

fresh new 21 year old female cashier at the local UPS store. guess who just coincidentally has a bunch of packages to ship out now.

>>214558669
Get a few rolls of Toonies.

>>214558290
The British government unitonically
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cVGe5ty1Ad8

>>214558627
Colorado Springs used to be good

>>214558627
>>214558663
I'd just be afraid of hurricanes, dunno if they're a problem there

>>214558565
kek, good one

>>214558786
they happen every year around this time. you might lose power for a week. if it scares you you can evacuate

there was a bit of my boyfriends cum still up my butt that i forgot about it and farted today at work and it was wet and i knew what it was and it was awkward

>>214558728
you should tell her you have a bigger package but you can't hand it to her here

>>214558888
jason is going to get an erection when he sees this post

>our journey to victory has begun
>DEATH TO THE MPLA

>>214558909
I don't think I can bring it in through the front. Might have to use the back door and a palletjack or a wagon to lift it off the ground.

Black ops 1 is better than black ops 2, I say this as a zoomer who played bo2 first

get blackout drunk tonight

say less gang

gonna watch the chargers game at a sports bar but the only women will be the hot bartenders

You ever fit a whole ballsack in your mouth

>>214558829
Will you let me cuddle with you if I get scared?

Tried to watch the opening NFL last night but holy fuck it is so long and majority ads. When it isn't ads you have to listen to dumb football retards try to act like news broadcasters making fake conversation. I can only tolerate watching football during social situations or after Thanksgiving food trying to nap.

i should buy a fucking machine

>>214559268
I feel bad for the players getting CTE

>>214559268
there was a rain delay
also this was longer than most broadcasts because it's opening night

Penny Loren - Soothing Mommy's Milky Tits Handjob

I deserve a 29-39 year old doting mommy gf.

>>214559268
jason is a huge fan of watching male figure skaters

It's almost 9/11
how do you remember it?

James Gandolfini didn't speak with that Jersey accent irl. My mind is blown.

>>214559468
mind=blown

>>214559438
saw it on tv

>>214559318
This wasn't the first football game I have watched in my life lol. Just get reminded up if once a year and then I won't watch again until post season. I play fantasy now with old friends and I don't know anyone.

>>214559468
He kinda did

Jason should just pull a Vito and claim the fag shit was just the blood pressure medication fucking with his head.

>>214559600
Imagine him quitting after one day of work like Vito did

Can I lift your hair and kiss your neck?

Any earth rockers in?

>>214559630
i’m bald

>>214559625
kek

I have never done any "fag" shit. I'm half gay, not a faggot.

>>214559671
Hi Jason do you like anime :)

>>214559648
I was talking to the femanons

>>214559641
only party rockers in the house tonight

>>214559641
Reporting in

>>214559684
Some

>>214559810
Well why don't you come over and watch some anime with me. And after that, you can drink my milk.

Jason is still living in the closet. It makes him devious.

>>214559844
Because you're probably a fag and not a cute femboy, so I have no interest in you.

>>214559884
Erm you seem to be confused
I'm the man here, you're the cute femboy

ZAMN this shit slaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Efvh8yVnJE

i haven't had good chickie nuggies in forever
but maybe it's not the chickie nuggies that have changed
maybe it's me

I'd suck a femboy's dick, but not a masculine male. I'm not a faggot.

Can you get through airport security with poop in your pants

finna get used to headaches until my aneurysm explodes and i die

>>214559936
It's all security theatre. IIRC the FBI tried many times to test the TSA and were successful 90% of the time

Did you guys bully lums bra off the general

>>214559936
you won't make it past the shit scanners

>>214559936
might take a min or two to crawl through the hole in their chest cavities but i don't see why not

I'm an ikemen. I'm attracted to girls and femboys.

You're a faggot. Get GRIDS and die.

>>214559974
nobody ever bullied him

>>214559974
Hopefully

Favorite Mariah Carrey song?

>>214559973
A magician tried sneaking increasingly large swords through TSA and ended up getting a scimitar onto a plane

if liking feminine males is not gay then liking masculine women is not straight

Remember Richard Dawkins threw a bitch fit and said bin laden won because TSA made him throw away some cheese he was trying to bring on the plane

>>214560100
He was right

>>214560100
he was right

>>214560100
kek

>>214560005
Ikemen? More like Ilikemen!

skewers suck

>>214560160
Got his ass! Somebody check on Jason!!!

>>214560100
he was right, we're still doing this shit nearly a quarter-century later and it has prevented precisely 0.0 deaths.

who up making dey /r/girldinner

>>214560138
>>214560138
>>214560138

>>214560278
Why do women annoy me so much

>>214546424 (OP)
Google, how do i get my nuts sucked?
https://voca.ro/1hDJYlbODIMI

>>214560291
possibly because they’re annoying

>>214560118
Left is ideal for both sexes.

thirdies are obsessed with breeding, they're like rabbits.

N

Who up gooning they shit

>>214560376
I want you to breed me

>>214560376
that's all they have

>>214560402
aww nigga that's GAY.

>>214560376
T. Porn addict

>>214560376
Only the fourth world countries breed. We need to import more of their men...

Sodium free bouillon

>>214560376
Thats why they got a future and your ass don't, think nature cares about your politics and quality of life, hell no it don't

>>214560457
>if you're not obsessed with sex and cumming you must be addicted to porn

Are you sure YOUR brain isn't fried by cooming? Pretty retarded take you've got there.

>>214560585
You didn't call me a liar

>>214560376
Woman tier post

>>214560550
the future of thirdies rests directly on the survival of the west. without us, none of you could exist.
>>214560595
I said you're retarded. You might be lying or you might be retarded.

Big fan of this image

>>214560637
So you're not a porn addict? Tell the truth

I make the new

>>214560670
No I'm not.

>>214560671
you're a tranny

New
>>214560698

>>214560693
You're really just gonna lie on the internet like that?

Nobody knows what the future holds, my friend.

Anyone here got a 20?