How well do you think you'd do in a zombie apocalypse scenario? How long are you surviving? What tricks and plans do you have?

>>28510554
>UPDATE
project git gud is not looking good so far.
I’m too stupid to trail brake effectively. I’m either braking far too early or a bit too late.

Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck, ain't you? Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?

What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks, /cum/, see you, /cum/, off to sunny Spain now, /cum/, fuck off, /cum/! Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?

>>81773112
Why is she wearing a cowboy hat if she's asian?

>>28488539
No biggie. A state of the art driving machine requires state of the art care

>>508759097
Nothing will happen when he croaks, they will just pick a new towel head. We didn't destroy their oil and gas exports so the regime continues to have absolute control over all the money in the country.
Money=power.
Bibi had failed us once again, and tragically he will get reelected next year to continue failing us.

>>508656379
>A tankie get attention on /pol/

>>507791496
because she is a he and he is a dude

>>22836832
because she is a he and he is a dude