Thread 214621758

Itt I hand out italian recipes and cooking tips, but you must leave one recipe from your cuntry

No one? Well ok

>>214621758 (OP)
stop stealing my signature apus!!!

>>214622527
Wo bist du

Cheese and tuna potato:
Microwave potato
Mix tuna with mayonnaise
Slice potato and put on top
Grate low fat cheese on top
Microwave

>>214622572
I just realized that means where are you not who are you

>>214622607
What kind of recipe do you want

>>214622649
something simple please

>>214622683
Ok
Pasta with butter and herrings
You need those salted herrings in olive oil, butter and pasta.
Melt the butter in a pan and then add the herrings without their oil
Cook the pasta 3/4 through and then drop it in the pan and add some pasta water, cook it until it's done, add more water as needed
For 100g of dry pasta you'd need something like 20g of herrings and 50g of butter or more
Dont put too much salt in your pasta water.

You need to try this a few times because the result can be too salty or fat or not enough, it depends a lot on your personal preferences

>>214621758 (OP)
basic indonesian seasoning is literally just stir fried garlic, chili, & shallots. mix and veggies you want & it'll taste good

now hoe to make meaty tomatoes sauce?

>butter and fish
absolutely disgusting kys

>>214623854
Ok then Ill give anon the pasta con le alici recipe

Uhhhh
For 100g of pasta you'll need 2-2 and a half table spoons of olive oil.
So in a pan you heat up the oil and throw some garlic in it, fry it until it's golden no more
In another pan you toast some pine nuts
Then you add the fresh sardines' fillets in the pan
Meanwhile you cooked the pasta, when the pasta is ready you throw it into the pan with the sardines, add the pine nuts, parsley and if you want just a little fresh tomato and give it a stir
Ideally you want to cook the sardines for no more than 5 minutes

>>214623746
You need to prepare a soffritto with celery (as needed), onions (1-2) and carrots (2-3) and gently fry it in some olive oil, then you add the minced meat.
The minced meat can be beef, pork or lamb/mutton or a mix between pork and beef. You'll need 1kg of it

Add pepper to the meat and let it cook, when it stops releasing water add 1 glass of red wine and let it dry on high heat.
When the wine evaporated you add the tomato sauce and salt. Cover the pot and let it slowly simmer for 1-2 hours.
When you see that the sauce has become much more dry you'll add half a glass of cow milk to make it creamier

I think this is all

>>214622618
you are EVIL!!!!!!!!

>>214624461
Pidser

APU THIEF!

>>214624516
Want a recipe or tips

YEAH I WANT TIPS ON HOW TO GET MY STOLEN APUS BACK

AAAAASSHOOOOOOOLE

>>214624639
Why cant we all be freunden

>getting cooking tips from the cunt that had their food improved 2000x by americans
jflol

we go to dominos or the kebab man for a pizza not Luigi's!

I call this buttered toast
First you toast a piece of bread
Then you put butter on it

>>214624847
your country is a shambling, raped whore, wandering through the city street at night barely conscious looking for a hospital as she bleeds out

>>214625253
isn't he right doe? Americanized Italian food is probably more suited for international tastes than the Italian one made for Italians
A Brit would likely find the American version more palatable than the Italian version

Polenta with egg
You boil water, or with some milk, then simmer and throw in some polenta, for 10 minutes, take it off the burner, while still hot crack in an egg and stir strongly the heat will cook the egg

Give me a recipe for salmon pls tnx

>>214625253
>Hey Tony, this guys talking mad shit about Italians on /int/! Our naynay was italian tone! we gotta do something!

>>214625406
>Polenta with egg
i've been called worse

>>214625409
I'm 0% Italian I just don't like British people at all. There's nothing about your country worthy of respect.

>>214625538
Why are you so full of hate?

>>214625538
>ay tone, if i say i aint italian he aint gonna have a clue!
>but frank, our family's lived in america for 100 years! we aint italian no more only naynay is

>>214625622
Anglos are white jews, they ruin everything they touch. They're letting their whole country get raped by pakis while they do nothing. They desperately try to censor hate speech online and even try to punish people who aren't even their citizens like Graham Linehan.
>>214625628
Why would I lie about that

>>214625877
Something tells me you aren't very happy on /int/ because this isn't the right board for you

>>214625253
Wtf chill

TOTAL BAVARIAN OMLETTE
you mix egg with milk and fry!

>>214627853
Uhhh that's a frittata, shweaty

- Boil and mash two skinned yellow potatoes
- Combine with one finely diced med-large onion, diced or slivered pickled beet (at least a quarter of a jar), a tablespoon or two of horseradish, and a decent slab of smoked salmon.
Scoop spoonfuls into the centre of square wonton wrappers / approx 6" pasta sheets.
Fold and seal corner to corner to make a triangle, then cross the acute corners as though taking steps to make tortellini, but leave "legs" crossed instead of tucked.
Fry or deep-fry.

Serve with condiment of choice. Hot mustard is good, as is mayonnaise and/or sour cream with capers and tarragon.

>>214623854
nta but herrings and butter are a typical match.