Thread 215022377

>be american
>go to fridge (again)
>*WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER* starts playing
>have to sit through entire jingle
>finally try to open my fridge
>a second commercial starts playing

>>215022377 (OP)
>had to do four different Tiktok dances just to make an omelet this morning
At least the reds lost.

>>215022377 (OP)
Maybe that'll help them lose some weight

>>215022429
Not really, 90% of amerifoods are cornslop that doesn't need refrigeration.
They'll just waddle to the cupboard and eat twizzlers

>Do full body scan
>Do retina scan
>Do palm scan
>Perform baseline test
>Prove you’re circumcises to the Palantir AI
>Watch 5 minutes of unskippable ads
>Fridge unlocks
>Take out your chicken breast filled with chlorine
>Wash in lawrys seasoned soap TM
>Try to unlock microwave, another 2 minute unskippable ad
>Microwave my chicken
>Enjoy my meal
Dinnertime in America ca 2050

>>215022377 (OP)
I hope the regulators in EU save us from this

>>215022537
>Prove you’re circumcises to the Palantir AI
*mutilated

>>215022619
>i'm gonna regoooooolate

>>215022619
It just won't be a thing in the EU.
I personally stay away from any smart appliance. The real danger (ads are shit but merely annoying) is when companies drop support for their smart appliance and you the customer are left with a brick.

>>215022704
They don't sell dumb appliances anymore. Try buying a TV without the retarded slopware.

>>215022377 (OP)
you would hope this would cause sales of samsung fridges to plummet

>>215022761
I hope it causes sales of everything samsung to plummet, I would avoid that company just out of spite even if I wasn't planning on buying a fridge

>>215022377 (OP)
>pay 1800 dollars and still get ads shoved in your face
And you can't even turn them off

>>215022746
They certainly sell dumb fridges still.

>>215022377 (OP)
This will tank their sales though, no way they can make it up with ad revenue. I'd honestly be fine with ads on my fridge if I get a good one for free, my current one is old and small.

>>215022537
You gotta post it with an Amerimutt

>>215022377 (OP)
Korean anything is just pure cancer, though.

>>215023130
NPCs will view these ads as "helpful reminders to get more milk", and soon you'll have a generation who never knew a world without ads invading every moment of their lives.

>>215022377 (OP)
My family are Californio turbochuds and don't like to buy anything that isn't American made and ultra durable. We have three fucking 50~70 year old fridges and they work fine. Old American appliances were overbuilt as hell to survive abuse and lack of maintenance during a prolonged nuclear war.

My dad actually got two of them to run efficiently at a low electrical draw by rigging them with capacitors and new motors/coolant so they're not even environmentally unsound. Have one of these gems running currently. Cools way fucking better than the lame Samsung fridge I had previously. I can actually freeze meats in the crispers on the lower settings.

Grandparents also have a Kelvinator Foodorama and a Philco Futura that still works.

>>215022377 (OP)
The most efficient way to lose weight is to be in a calorie deficit and be constantly moving. The most efficient movement that's sustainable long term is jogging at a pace of around 3-4mph. Because of the way the human metabolism is, you could virtually run like this all day. Drinks like vitamin water, body armor, gatorade, etc (Praise be to ALDI knockoffs) have vitamins and have an energizing effect because of the high sugar content, making the process painless until you get hunger pangs, which a few bites of fruit can stave off.

>>215024188
I just sound poor af

>>215024188

Holy based.

>>215024259
Reatoring a half century year old GE refrigerator is way more expensive than buying a $2000 Samslop nu-fridge. Cold War era GE, Philco or Kelvinator were like the Rolls Royce, Cadillac and Bentley of white goods. Richfags pride themselves on preserving those. They were gloriously overengineered. Poorfags just finance some used mid range made in China fridge and put up with it being half broken.

>>215024188
absolutely based
they really did make things to last back then, those rotating shelves they have are also very cool

>>215024644
No wonder fridges were a luxury symbol when they first were manufactured.

>>215024644
Don't these contain dangerous chemicals?

>>215022537
>Try to unlock microwave, another 2 minute unskippable ad
sorry but how much is that in microwave time?

>>215022704
especially not in France, i'm already this close to setting fire to my neighbour's Tesla.

>DANGER! Tape detected above notification screen camera. Entering shut down.
>User has liked anti-Israeli post. Engaging time acceleration of dairy compartment

People put up with smart televisions though and you basically can't get a dumb one new these days so I guess this is the same thing.

>>215024188
>why do the sun's rays feel so strong above my house?

>>215022377 (OP)
Many Americans actually browse /int/ on their fridges.

>>215022377 (OP)
Do people really think this will be some slippery slope when it's literally just ads when the screen is idle? If anything most people would probably appreciate something playing all that time, makes it feel like a mini TV. Maybe they'll even have movie trailers, think about it.

>>215024739
My great great grandpa was a machinist/draftsman and bauxite casting engineer in Mexico during the Porfiriato era. Got invited to the US during the Mexican revolution when all tradies were dying off or getting headshotted for supporting Diaz. He was perma-frustrated with how Mexico never fucking invested in industrial progress after the revolution and became hyper pro American.

I think when he left there were literally zero companies in Mexico that could employ his skillset. Even in the US aluminium engineering was a new trade. Got really into refrigeration and aircraft when he moved here. He designed the production line for a bunch of the canneries and frozen food plants in San Diego and Los Angeles. My great grandpa did aircraft landing gear and tank parts during WW2/Korean war and that whole side of my family have had an asperger obsession with maintaining old domestic machinery. Got one of his flight recertifications on an RB-36 which is pretty fucking cool.

Grandpa is also an aerospace chud and is currently restoring a DeSoto Deluxe and a Cadillac Series 62 and a Continental 12 cylinder engine. I keep telling him he needs to document this shit but he hates social media.

It's a fucking travesty how much American over engineered stuff is being lost. Whats crazy is that it was even mass produced yet it's still disappearing because people are failing to realize how fucking above the curve it was and just think it's disposable junk.

>>215022651
>Oh fuck, the iPenis app doesn't recognize my circumcision
>I didn't pay the customer service DLC
>I guess I'll starve
Kek

>>215022377 (OP)
It's not the ads that strike me, I'm used to companies doing shit like that. But the price man, the fucking price, why americans put $1800 in a giant fridge

The door will auto lock unless you watch this 2 minute ad of an interracial couple kissing.

>>215025281
to be fair their fridges really are absurdly fucking big.

>>215024188
>>215024644
See, these are normal human sized fridges
>>215025118
Lmao

imagine the door requiring you to solve a captcha to open
to discourage you from opening the door too often because doing so is an waste of energy and le bad for the samsung sustainability doctrine or sumthing

>>215025384
>tftp
Aren't you supposed to blowjob the chaebols

>>215024801
Probably; But my family has been eating out of these for 4 generations now and we mostly live into our 90s so it seems like it doesn't do a net negative. A lot of these didn't even contain the lead or mercury that average homes of the era did.

>>215022377 (OP)
You buy a fridge with a huge display what do you expect?
That isn't the norm and it never will.
TVs are the real danger.

>>215025220
your grandpa and great grandpas sound cool af anon

>>215025517
>That will be 99,99 U$D per week to allow you to use any input other than Netflix Saaaaaaaaar
Kek

>>215022377 (OP)
This is what america is all about

>>215025717
Why Pepsi though?
I thought amerigroids loved Mexican Coca-Cola

>>215025484
He probably meant hydrochlorofluorocarbons etc. that cause ozone depletion

>>215022377 (OP)
So why the hell does a fridge need an internet connection?

>>215025819
So your food rots in case you question the state of Israel

>>215025819
To refuse to let you eat unless you pledge allegiance to the McDonald's flag every morning o algo

>>215025220
I regret not being mechanical engineer and fixing cool stuff instend of becoming a big4 adult daycare zogbot

>>215025949
Kek

>>215025751
Mexican Coke isn't that common here but yeah, regular Coke probably would have fit better

>>215022377 (OP)
>smart fridge

man all this dystopian shit really makes you think of preserving the good old stuff doesn't it

>>215025819
So it can download new internet security patches

>>215022746
Just don't connect your TV to the internet

sweden yes

>>215024247
CICO isnt real, the human body isn't a thermodynamic machine
jogging is painful and unnatural, there's a reason you're not enjoying yourself while you're doing it
"vitamin" drinks are sugar water, you can't extract vitamins out of foods and neither can you create them, synthetic vitamins are all toxic
fruits won't nourish you at all, they're good for hydration thoughever
you should just eat wholesome animal foods and you will naturally lose weight
I'm correct and you're wrong, shit and piss however much you want

>>215028251
running isn't painful for anyone who's not a fat nordlard

>>215028296
So why don't we default to running instead of walking then you stupid fucking mutt?

>>215028251
>CICO isnt real, the human body isn't a thermodynamic machine
A lot of people focus too much on the "CI" part, but did you know that you can accelerate the "CO" part with a diet that is high in sugar, particularly from fruit? The organs of the body run off sugar, and this explains the natural phenomenon of the "sugar high."

>jogging is painful and unnatural, there's a reason you're not enjoying yourself while you're doing it
I agree that jogging too fast is painful and unnatural and it is a lot of people's introduction to the movement, which causes them to distrust it later on. Running at or above 5mph on average starts to become uncomfortable and laborious and increases injury. But at a walking pace, this is as sustainable as walking but doubles the calorie burn (the "CO" part again) because of activation of your big quad muscles.
This method of slow jogging is also scientifically proven to be the fastest route to releasing the endocannabinoid responsible for "runner's high" which suggests that it is a natural movement.
See picrel on annas archive.

>"vitamin" drinks are sugar water, you can't extract vitamins out of foods and neither can you create them, synthetic vitamins are all toxic
This is why I mentioned it. Sugar (especially from fruit) is good for you. Children naturally gravitate to it and then run around. Vitamins in my experience have been hit or miss but I have not noticed a toxic effect. But the statement
>fruits won't nourish you at all
Is wrong.

>you should just eat wholesome animal foods and you will naturally lose weight
This is also true. Especially high fat for a ketogenic diet, however, this is statistically not easily followed through to the end. It's better to resort to this for the therapeutic effects, when you're sick, for example.

>>215028364
NTA but there is a speed around 3~4mph in which you default to walking fast or a slow jogging motion, but you are still going at a walking pace. This is ideal.

>2025
>I am forgotten

>>215024801
They're only dangerous if you try and clean out the chunks of ice in the freezer with a hammer and chisel and accidentally pierce one of the gas lines and cause the entire house to stink of a horrid chemical that gives you a headache instantly. Happened to a friend in Minecraft

>>215024188
>Californio
huh? never heard of that.

>>215022537
>>Prove you’re circumcises to the Palantir AI
What about women and trans men?

>>215028716
>read this faggot book by some gook that tells you the scientifically best way to jog, oh my science!
do you think any of your relatives (200+ years ago) ever thought about any of this?
>the optimal jogging pace
>cico or fad diets
>what our organs use for energy
>vitamin supplements
this is all just noise with 0 real meaning
your relatives ate wholesome food because that's all there was, if they were really poor or if there was a famine they would eat grainslop, now people do that willingly
if you think fruits have nutrients, go ahead and eat just fruits for a month and see how you feel
then try only wholesome animal foods for a month and compare

>>215029515
>do you think any of your relatives (200+ years ago) ever thought about any of this?
My dad runs marathons for fun so there is definitely the tendency. 200+ years ago we were poorfag agrarian Polish/Ukrainian mutts on the westernmost border of what would soon become Austria-Hungary.

>if you think fruits have nutrients, go ahead and eat just fruits for a month and see how you feel
Yeah, I'd lose weight, which was the point of the post. You are understanding now. Combine it with slow jogging and it is completely optimized for weight loss.

>>215028983
/int/ is really gonna laugh at this but californio, hispano, texano etc are what the actually euro spanish criollos called themselves across the various northern domains of new spain, and particularly continued to do so once mexican identity was established to distinguish themselves from the southern mutts. It's almost extinct as an identity except for in new mexico, where a few thousand white new-mexican-spanish (different from normal mexican spanish) speaking people still refer to themselves as hispano/spanish, I knew one in college

tl;dr: hispano californio texano means people descended from white spaniards from a long time ago

>>215028251
>CICO isnt real
>swedenflag
clitty leak post
clitty leak country

>>215030601
>My dad runs marathons for fun
no he doesn't, nobody runs marathons for fun
>Yeah, I'd lose weight, which was the point of the post. You are understanding now. Combine it with slow jogging and it is completely optimized for weight loss.
you can lose weight eating cardboard, that's not at all the point you were making
you were saying fruits are nutrient dense and therefore are nourishing, implying you will feel good while eating fruits
my point was you will feel like a corpse if you eat only fruits for a month and especially if you jog while doing it
I can tell from your marathon answer that you're deluded though so I'm not gonna argue with you anymore

>>215030755
go ahead and eat 600 grams of cardboard (2500kcal) for a month and report back to us, retard

>>215031299
The point I was making was about the most efficient way to lose weight. You will find that here >>215024247

>you can lose weight eating cardboard, that's not at all the point you were making
Maybe but it is not efficient, because it is not sustainable the way I laid out is.

>you were saying fruits are nutrient dense and therefore are nourishing, implying you will feel good while eating fruits
You do. If you ate a can of peaches and drank all the syrup your leg would be bouncing from the energy.

>my point was you will feel like a corpse if you eat only fruits for a month and especially if you jog while doing it
I don't have a month's worth of fat to lose, but I could do this for about 2 weeks and get down to single digit bodyfat just to prove myself. I haven't eaten any protein, fat, or even starches today and I can go through with this if you'd like.

>I can tell from your marathon answer that you're deluded though so I'm not gonna argue with you anymore
My dad genuinely feels compelled to run them then, if not for like of it, it's something.
I feel like it's similar to little kids when they get some candy in them, they run nonstop till exhaustion. Running is supposed to feel good and kids report that they like the way running feels.

>>215028251
>jogging is painful and unnatural
Kill yourself.

>amerithread turns into yet another /fit/ classique
stop

>>215031809
The offer is still up lol.

>>215022429
>>215022507
The Danish have done more to combat obesity in America than any other entity. All of you should be thanking them for making us hot again.

>>215024188
That's pretty damn cool Anon

>>215024188
Please post some pics anon

>>215025069
I know smart TVs have a bunch of advantages for a dedicated TVster but for a casual like me I regret the times when I could just turn on the tv with a single remote and get my channels.
Now there's three remotes and I have to put up with updates from fucking google

>>215022377 (OP)
Man at this point even the cars would have ads before you can drive though...

>>215022377 (OP)
why would you buy a $1800 fridge. surely one that half the price will keep your food cool just the same

>>215022377 (OP)
Remember when fridges used to be good?

>>215025384
I'm reporting you to the KCIA for speaking poorly of your chaebol gods.