Thread 215062042

United edish

mentaI how fat blokes always wear an oversized black t-shirt, baggy jeans and running shoes

Edit: this was worth posting the first time

i believe chelsea will win

pick me a 3pm kick off winner lads

>>215062152
spurs v brighton for sure

>>215062152
Burnley

I have an announcement to make

is that satan in the middle? i assume its a lion but why the pitchfork?

>>215062165
and the winner?

is this the thread?

Saul of Tarsus is the real founder of Christianity, not Jesus.

right well thats a /brit/ thread split

>>215062196
its a devil, they're the red devils

>>215062222
yeah

>>215062234
*nods and places a hand on your thigh*

>>215062042 (OP)
bad team this. shite x

nth for the baddiedem

>>215062192
Let's hear it

I HATE the baddiedem

I do really wonder though, why (((international finance))) decided to hand all of their C-suite positions over to jeets

As though they have just assigned them the role of the global management class

Because, looking at companies like Google, they clearly aren't doing a very good job

>>215062241
who's that?

>mum asked me to drive her to Dunelm because her cars in the shop
>have been putting off chores all afternoon because she keeps suggesting we're leaving any moment
>two hours later and she's still "just finishing her coffee" and "wrapping up her chat with my sister"
Catastrophically rude, honestly. Zero respect for my time.

>>215062312
she's done you

any central banking and fiat money enjoyers in

>>215062284
she looked better before

>>215062312
mug

>>215062284
I really hope you get paid a fair remuneration for spamming these women here, scousenonce

>>215062312
hate when mumberg does that
not only am I doing a favour for her but on her time too

>>215062312
your fault for not yelling at her

>>215062312
dunelm you there

>>215062343
fucking carbloaders

really wish i had more booze
bit bored, you see

Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East. Make no mistake about that

>>215062343
porke and heftypol putting one of these down each

>>215062343
a bosh

was looking forward to blueberry seal but it appears that /mug/ has prevailed
>>215062312
mumsy moment lol

>>215062334
dunno :/

>>215062247
oh. interesting.

>>215062343
I enjoy how neat it is

>>215062299
L ahh post

>>215062336
wor soogs is peng-a-leng for days

>>215062346
I'm an arsenal fan, the LIV AR POOL poster posts tatted gyals and troons

>>215062311
So called Saint Paul

:3

>>215062450
yea, heard of Paul

>215062440
grown man who has never had sex btw

>>215062440
shut it muppet

>>215062440
have a word with yourself

>>215062440
>>215062452
fuck off nonces

an american sister city to leeds called leashes

>>215062477
not all virgins are like that. im pretty normal imo

might go and fix myself a refreshing steiner mug of diluting juice

>>215062514
just saw this on map men

roommate is up at 7 am to play video games
im up at 7 am to post on 4chan

french toast in france? toast
english muffin in england? muffin
mad that

>>215062544
>english muffin
never heard of it

mad how microscopic we are on the cosmic scale
we could just get wiped out suddenly by aliens one day without them even intending to or knowing we were here

>>215062544
*wanks off into your bowl of hokey pokey while you're distracted writing this*

>>215062561
wouldnt even be arsed if that happened

>>215062542
me? just settling my little rorke head in

>>215062561
your penis is microscopic on a human scale

>>215062516
you're okay honey x

Sometimes wonder what catberg is thinking but its probably literally nothing

hey

>>215062593
please dont say I LOVE YOU!

>>215062561
look up the 'false vacuum' lad
entire universe could disappear, just like th

>>215062544
pain perdu actually

>>215062477
>>215062479
>>215062495
>>215062496
bluds pressed

Do you have any friends?

>>215062542
what games?

>>215062603
those appear to be muffin splits

hi

>>215062603
might split some english muffins tonight

tore my frenulum wanking and it's all red raw and it stings

>>215062631
nicado avacado avacado

>>215062634
he likes first person shooters

lot of fit indian and arab women working in opticians for some reason

>>215062627
ive had the same friends since primary school and a girlfriend and work acquaintances

nice one yanks thats how to sort it

>>215062627
1 left

Drinking again. Oops

>>215062452
What's this

>>215062636
there is a third word under those words. if you said 'can i get a muffin split?' in nz and you'll get dragged into the street and shot

>>215062667
finally

>>215062672
me as well
but its the weekend so who cares. its socially acceptable on weekends, with no excuses

>>215062660
:/

>>215062667
>faytuks network

Get the anime opening quizzes played

>>215062440
gollywog

>>215062593
>>215062607
cringe ahh EOPs, the leaf should take the malays boipussy

Estonia need to stop trying to provoke a war with Russia

There's this cute girl at work and every time we pass each other I get awkward and she seems to avoid looking at me too I don't know if she thinks I'm weird or likes me

>>215062718
JIBUN WO

What's it like growing up and living in a no name provincial town?

>>215062699
Trouble is I'm almost out of gin and gfberg will go mental if I get more

hate getting horrible looks from people in public
wish I could just exist in peace

imagine a pasty, skinny white man sat typing this out >>215062617

>>215062561
>mad how microscopic we are on the cosmic scale
Yes, but in the chain of life, you could up being incredibly important. Through your actions and deeds, you live on through the generations.

Cattle die, and kinsmen die,

And so one dies one's self;

One thing now, that never dies,

The fame of a dead man's deeds.

>>215062736
JUST DO IT
YOU COULD DIE TOMORROW
YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN ARE DEPENDING ON YOU!!

Done an arse splitting fary

have any of you lads ever had a colonoscopy?

>>215062751
Maybe drink something like wine its more acceptable to people than gin

>>215062760
A woman giggles when I walk past every time I go out

>>215062745
grew up in a small town of about 5000 people and it was very safe but boring and everyone knew your business. If your face fit you were set for life but it was almost impossible to change your reputation if you had a negative one.

>>215062681
anubis

>>215062718
put your grasses on

>>215062667
Based
Soyrope won't do shit

>>215062736
ngl my cock would always be on verge of eruption if I had a qt gen z boss and a mini coworker

I'M AN ALIEN
I'M A LITTLE ALIEN

went to a pub quiz and there was a welsh family using their phones to get answers the whole night, they won in first place. I went up to them and said nice one using your phone and the welsh bloke said im not scared of you, you want to go, were all welsh here. I let it it go and left because i am working on walking away from confrontations as i have gotten into trouble

>>215062766
I can't I'm too shy

>>215062775
Used to always drink wine but it gives me horrible headache hangovers and the worst heartburn so don't anymore

im gonna do it

Might get the CoD4 on
Servers still up?

any man in hype for this

>>215062783
Are you small? Think the only reason this doesn't happen to me is because I'm tall and big

>>215062785
Sounds nice and suffocating at the same time

>>215062793
TELL ME WHY TELL ME WHY

doing the motteke sailor fuku dance in my smelly childhood bedrom aged 34

>>215062820
cumming
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH

>>215062719
potatowog

>>215062761
the culture isn't race restricted lil bro

>>215062847
well fuku too, pal

>>215062842
indubitably

>>215062667
i am going to die this year

facesitting is hot

>>215062875
only man sitting on girl face. other way around is just yuck.

crippling loneliness. consigned to a pondlife dosser role in some shitty southern english town. roaming from pub to pub in my parka jacket i got in 2017, sitting in the corner brooding and daydreaming what went wrong as i reach 30 and i have virtually nobody to speak to and havent for a decade

>>215062667
why only the ones bordering russia?

bags of tapioca starch is the worst thing to handle it's like nails on chalkboards

>>215062718
shounenCHADS assemble

>>215062861
bet you're one of those deracinated cultureless rootless gimps who's shunned by your own people so you talk like a nigger online to make up for it

>>215062834
the saudis are getting into western culture
they're interested into getting in videogames and esports too
ubisoft is talking with them, asscreed mirage is getting a free dlc set in saudi arabia, don't know if it's happened yet or going to happen but the saudis might buy a big part of ubi

>>215062834
hope Carr makes an Allah joke

>>215062901
Tbh shounens generally have meh openings

I like grilled cheeses but I can't make the cheese melt without also burning the bread so I never have them outside of restaurants

:(

>>215062042 (OP)
/mug/ waiting room

repair you shit

>>215062901
all fucking shite except jojos

>>215062901
all SLOP
for me? it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogZGERkEbNM

jimmy carr once called me gay for being at his show with a bunch of men instead of fingering women down the park

>>215062923
>The Gulf is becoming the west whilst the west is becoming the Gulf

poetry

Remember when Expedition 33 came out and I didn't drink for 3 weeks

>>215062947
>grilled cheese
FOY

>>215062892
there's a great novel in you

had nan over for a visit, always enjoy her company

favourite internet cat right now? Big fan of Baby Corn

>>215062947
the secret is american cheese

>>215062970
Is it worth playing? Struck me as a tranny game

>>215062970
must have been parched lol :p

pull up
walk in
everybody yell hey watch out

why have the jews added those things to bottle caps these days?
had to tear this one off

>>215062967
by getting into i meant investing in
they're not going to fly rainbow flags anytime soon

>>215062981
Nice, l miss my nan.

Gfberg in one of her yap yap yap yap yap moods
Just spent 15 minutes expressing an opinion that she could have said in 30 seconds
God I hate her

>>215062994
screaming at that incel remote

>>215062994
their goal is to conquer the free human spirit

>be an american racist
>have a different race bf/gf

I don't understand this clown country

>>215062745
Shite
It's boring, the people are mongs, women are hideous beasts, the "nightlife" is just one club and a couple of pubs which are filled with scummy cunts all on coke and having fights

Went to a lowest ranking boys grammar school where half the lads were wasters who dossed about the whole time

Utterly grim all round. Glad I had RuneScape, 4chan, and music growing up.

>>215062994
how about decanting your beverage into a glass and not drinking it like an animal?

>>215063015
dont think thats his gf prob just his fan

anyone up for some mental gay shit

Zarah Sultana is a beautiful woman

>>215063015
her ancestors have been in america longer than his

>>215062987
Not tranny at all. It's good. A tad overrated but one of the best games released in years undoubtedly

>>215063012
works fine
sorry you need your amazon ultra CIA fibre optic tracker remote made

>>215063053
*rapes you*

>>215063053
boomer unc ahh remote

>>215063047
Yeah if you're a 2/10 white man

>>215063029
i’ll glass you ya dick geez peace

>>215063065
I'm a 7/10 Welsh bvll

>>215063019
>Glad i had 4chan growing up
you are?

Well? What are they called?

>>215062918
nah I have decent chat in public, I watch football so I've got common ground with my peers

>>215062937
>>215062953
>>215062958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkN--nO5G1g

this opening still hasn't been surpassed

>>215062948
sooooon

>>215063090
a roll

>>215063090
buns

>>215063096
>>215063097
wrong

>>215063047
she's alright for a paki

>>215063095
Was just listening to this funnily enough. Prefer opening 2 though. The hype is unreal

>>215063029
never once seen an animal swigging out of a bottle

>>215063095
grow up you freak

>>215063090
Bap

My six year old son is literally dripping in sweat from squishing his winky. What the fuck is the matter with him?

>>215063086
It quelled my boredom and "redpilled" me about the world at the cost of making me a miserable maladjusted young man

/mu/ was based though

Corbyn just wanted a simple brown pussy shagging but didn't know what dealing with zillennial zoomer women are like now his life and new politics is a mess

>>215062918
hate cunts like these
this place is increasingly full of them

>>215063095
all shounen is power fantasy slop for insecure bullied weirdos (you)
real men read/watch slice of life and moe and i'm not joking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04wwfBUbvh4

MY WISHES OVER THEIR AIRSPACE

For those interested, Kai Schreiber turns 18 on the 13th of December 2026

>>215063019
>Its Boring
>refused to have a laugh with all the other lads

>>215063141
Corbyn could have his selection of any exquisite white arthoe pussy why would he want that ugly brown mess

>>215063156
Real men don’t sit down and stare into a magic rectangle for hours about gimpy anime fantasy worlds

>>215063167
Because he's Jeremy Corbyn and he's addicted to brown and black pussy

>>215063141
women are so mentally ill lol
they prove every fucking day that they can't be trusted with power

>>215063174
Sent that freak flying

>>215062918
kunley wrote about this

>>215063183
Based

umm

>>215063174
sent that fat freak sliding

Quite a sexy little twink me

>>215063167
heathermong is typing...

>>215063185
actually yes, also reminded me of this. wahey look at him go

>>215063193
>romania and bhutanese flags
will definetely clear my schedule to read this novel

The sight of Jeremy Corbyn fucking Diane Abbott must be akin to seeing an Oxpecker eating insects fresh from a hippopotamus posterior

>>215063145
you see it everywhere online these days
white autistic teenagers from like germany or whatever saying "bruh you're a goofy ahh mf"
cultureless slop planet

>>215063166
I had a right laugh in school and was a class clown
Still remember most of school years as being a tedious slog in a grim little town

>>215063228
was trying to find that one in particular, thanks

upvoted

>>215063015
>showfeets.com
there are people cranking one out to nick fuentes' feet RIGHT now

>>215063047
>>215063120
Eh? She's a fucking munter

>>215063183
Honestly once you've had it you can't go back

>>215063228
some animal deliberately eat fermented fruit and druk on it lol
they even saw apes gathering and eating them together

crazy how if I leave or kill myself, in real life everyone benefits by me going

>>215063174
you agree with me and you don't even realise it

>>215063269
add her political and social opinions onto that and you have yourself one hell of an unattractive package

>>215063247
it's probably a mix of all races who do this
they're just trying to fit in and aren't able to articulate their thoughts like a normal person because they're retarded

>>215063276
https://youtu.be/ICZG33IxtgE

for me, its Wojtek

A key player in uncovering one of our nations biggest injustices tells the whole story—for kids!
Kash Patel partners with Beacon of Freedom Publishing House, an imprint of BRAVE Books, to bring a fantastical retelling of Hillary’s horrible plot against Trump to the whole family.
Full of fake heralds and keeper Komey’s spying slugs, this is a story of daring and danger. But never fear! Kash the Distinguished Discoverer will win the day.

Accidentally took some fent earlier call that a floydian slip

>>215063236
he is the uk's foremost cultural commentator

rorke destroying leftypol with facts and logic

>>215063322
good job making trump looks as zesty as possible

that lad needs his TV remote shoved up his arse

>>215063247
a consequence of british global dominance was that our tongue has now, through america, been made into that global slop language. we are not as insulated from it. we don’t have a traditional language or register to fall back on. What these people are speaking in is English. They are exposed to our language and ideas. Not the other way around. If you get what I mean

>>215062918
imagine what his chat messages look like if this is how he posts on /brit/ for attention all day

>>215063322
basketcase country

>>215063365
corrr yes

rorke destroying leftypols leftyhole

>>215063121
chuunin exam soul

>>215063156
>not watching both
GOMFL you kinolet

shounen speaks to the soul, moe to the heart but you wouldn't get it

>>215063330
heh pretty good

lining up fat niggers on a football pitch and shooting at them with cannons

>>215063399
how Arsenal got their name

Fancy some gyoza

Spreading niggers on my toast

>>215063241
shit even young she wasn't good looking

>>215063390
try all you want but you'll never be able to kamehameha your abusive stepdad in real life

chat if you mention huak tuah podcast one more time yu are getting timedout

>>215063419
lmaooo

literally dont give a shit about Taiwan let the chinks have it

>>215063444
from a frenchman (known connoisseurs of black women) this is a damning comment

didy ou all get your shadow groundon today

would it be weird if I went to a league 2 game on my own

We should let a nigger be king. How funny would that be.

Fire Force has really good openings for a shounen

>>215063486
no

>>215063493
his name was george floyd

>>215063322
>it's real
what in tarnation

mumberg keeps going on da's phone the nosey mare

>>215063486
Nah you'll easily make friends it you want just have a beer and a chant

13 used to do the job but I have to go even lower now

rorkes da panic buying mccains after reading china invading taiwan might harm global chip manufacturing

sexo mare

>>215063511
why else would a cocaine addict jeet be put in charge of the FBI

>>215063521
He might have a secret other family. It's more common than you'd think

get the brown biomass housed in 13th century thatched roof cottages

A very successful date last night thanks to Grindr. I'm hoping there's a second.

>>215063544
must be mad finding out you're in the 2nd family

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

>>215063526
actually don't want to be mates with boomers and deanos
I'll just post on here tonight

>>215063567
mad how australia has zero problems with illegals whatsoever because they just say no

>>215063609
tony abbott went out in an apache helicopter and blew every migrant dinghy up himself
some say he's still out there to this day

trying to break the world record for holding in a fart

few lines of ebonics has put rorke in a fit he's crashing out

its annoying

listening to this and crying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX-CZnIW4bo&list=RDGMEMJQXQAmqrnmK1SEjY_rKBGAVMeX-CZnIW4bo&start_radio=1

rorke giving up on watching the wire because... well... you know....

>>215063703
it's long and complex?

Do you guys hate women?

>>215063703
gay black man?

>>215063747
(niggers)

>>215063269
Der Biomass

did you get your shadow groundons anons

>>215063247
>>215063305
posted the wrong thread before, here

it is indeed anyone who can be assimilated with ease into 'roadman' culture, hence its attraction to many

>>215063657
ebonics is not cool or funny
it’s how retarded africans in crumbling american inner cities communicate

>>215063787
whats the punchline or thing that is funny in this image

>excellent question
fuck off AI it wasnt that good

absolutely seething and fuming for no reason

rorke stopping at season 2 because it's about the plight of the working class

im not going getting booze
i think im just bored

>>215063755
didn't ask what you wanted for christmas

About to reheat a big mac.

Big fan of eating mushy capitalist slop me

>>215063833
i liked the bits where ziggy got his knob out

Got the new episode of WarStrike on.

>>215063854
grim

>>215063860
have you seen generation kill?

>>215063447
negative aura moekek still prob peaks at your step dad banging your mum

am I shadowbanned or why are you all ignoring me

don't understand where the whole "peasant didn't work all the time" psyop came from, has to be the biggest load of bollocks in recent times

>>215063823
the joke is the state of modern britain, except it isn't even funny, just sad

hey guys it's me

>>215062042 (OP)
Me? Shelbourne

>>215063915
i have not, usually cba with shows/movies about middle eastern wars, too much desert
is it any good

>>215063928
:)

>>215063942
From the Thiel pro-feudalism types

:c

>>215063924
project on

>>215063942
think about daylight

>>215064005
and the culture cycle

>>215063973
it's by the same people as the wire and has ziggy as a major character
yeah it's good

>>215064005
>>215064025
think about this *dies inexplicably*

c:

>>215061872
>>215061872
>>215061872
recycle

>>215064071
>>215064071
>>215064071

what is Canada doing

soo whats Canada doing

>>215064071
>>215064071
>>215064071

Bit of a piss take

KWAB

*hands these out to select thread participators*